/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Connie is a total slut edition
Previous thread>>1051197
1080p Torrents
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>Season 1 and 2:
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https://Dontforgetwereinexile.net/#dfafdafafafj!eiehofjhaeoja
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
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>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
What a shitty OP. Congrats.
>>1054941
Thanks family.
>>1054842
We're back baby!
Hello /sug/ it's my first time on this general since I caught up with SU a few weeks ago. I still haven't finished, I'm up to Winter Forecast.
What am I for? Should I bother watching all of them or are there 'essential' SU episodes that'd summarize the show?
Should I skip episodes?
>>1055036
If an episode features Ronaldo, yes.
Otherwise, case by case basis based on your own tastes, but I would watch all others.
>that thread picture.
>>1055045
Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
>>1055036
Episodes are 11mins long as only a few are pure filler so don't bother.
>>1055036
No, don't skip episodes. For the most part even the filler episodes expand on the backstory and develop the characters.
You can skip Sadie's Song though.
>>1055045
Should be that one
>>1055063
Why? What's wrong with it?
There's no morale in these threads for me anymore. You guys are borderline fucking faggots now
>>1055077
It's a goddamn trainwreck and not even best mom can save it.
>>1055077
It is the worst episode in the show and contributes nothing, not even fleshing out side characters.
>>1055081
I'd rather have faggots than you sneople
>>1055081
Just wait until we get some air dates.
>>1054842
Will King Cuck ever return, /sug/?
>>1055081
>loved for /ss/
You're thinking about /gfg/
>>1055131
he never left
he's just not on admin duty
Why haven't Pearl or Amethyst told Steven that they love him?
>>1055152
Because Pearl is a BITCH
>>1055111
I'm not sure how much longer I can wait
Please come back in early February
also don't be a bomb, I just want weekly SU back again, give me like 2-3 of weekly before we start doing bombs again please
>>1055152
because Pearl doesn't know what's love
and Amy is just "not good with feelings"
>>1055152
He already knows they love him.
>>1055204
But then they won't have enough space for OUR NEW FAVORITE TOILET.
>>1055244
What happens when the cluster finally gets destroyed?
They're pretty fucked if Homeworld sends their entire army to fuck up the CGs.
>>1055152
Pearl is conflicted as to whether she should kill or support Steven. Amethyst is too selfish to say that she loves anyone besides Rose.
>>1055290
Unless the clusters demise/defeat brings with it a revelation on how to heal corrupted gems, they then have a potential army in the temple
>>1055305
good theory actually..shit
Also it would take Homeworld some time to get all their troops together if they're in another fucking galaxy.
>>1055305
>>1055290
Steven will just make friends with them. Right?
What do Lappy's eggs taste like?
>>1055318
Pretty sure they'd shoot first and ask questions later, like the good goys they are.
>>1055290
Guerilla Warfare always wins.
best
>>1055333
Well..not if Homeworld is able to glass the earth from space like the covenant...
And they would, YD literally wants the earth to get destroyed.
>>1055342
C U T E S H I P
>>1055346
If homeworld was able to glass earth, it'd be gone already.
>>1055332
Is there a 1920x1080 version of this?
Do you guys think Jasper will kill herself? It makes sense if you think about it.
>everyone hates her besides Steven who just fears her
>has absolutely no friends ever
>in a fusion that she doesn't want to be a part of and can't leave
>still stuck on a shitty rebel planet that is about to self-destruct even if she escapes fusion hell
>even Yellow Diamond didn't care about her
>will probably be court martialed if she does escape
>can't even smell anything
>>1055332
I miss Beach City.
>>1055328
Her eggs?
>>1055379
Good riddance
How big would Connie's therapy bills have been if Steven did turn into a zygote?
>>1055379
It wouldn't be the first time a villain committed suicide in a children's cartoon.
She'll become a crystal gem tho.
And also marry Greg.
>>1055388
>zygote
What do horny sheep got to do with this?
>>1055388
She would an hero herself Romeo and Juliet style
>>1055379
Clearly the hiatus is affecting your brain
>>1055347
B E S T S H I P
>>1055305
Holy shit. I bet this will happen.
>>1055384
HER YUMMY EGGS ANON
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE?
>>1055379
>killing herself
>instead of dying in honorable combat or in defense of earth
>or being bubbled
>>1055413
>>1055413
FUCK now i understand
does anyone have that pic of pearl saying smoking is bad
>>1055424
>>1055444
>first
How can Steven help Pearl get some closure on Rose? Is there anything he can do to help her move on?
>>1055467
That was already addressed in Rose's Scabbard. Pearl has since moved onto Garnet, been rejected again and is now trying to be on good terms with everyone.
So are the CGs just going to protect Earth?
or are they going to have to save other planets too?
>>1055423
WHAT'S WRONG ANON DON'T YOU LIKE EGGS
>>1055444
>Connie actually becomes president
How would you guys feel about that?
>>1055467
Pearl's problems are entirely pearlsonal, so I don't think anyone else should have to help her.
>>1055305
It has to be a hard process so they cant just heal them all at once, have fun introducing new characters and hunting down the remaining corrupted gems
>>1055487
Surprised because her mom probably wants her to become a doctor.
>>1055467
> Is there anything he can do to help her move on?
>>1055485
Those look lewd.
>>1054842
>implying Connie won't die under suspicious circumstances and Peridot won't become Steven's immortal waifu
>>1055480
They are made a stand at earth but aren't In a position to protext much else, but as things pick up they may enter space opera territory
>>1055467
Building a monument to Rose and holding a proper funeral, while reading a list of her accolades.
>>1055505
Why can't she be both?
>>1055487
Has steven been wrong before?
>>1055487
She would be a fine Perez now but one her horomones kick in just like any woman should not be given any form of power.
Steven should be solo. Fuck Peri and Connie.
I hope it's explained where homeworld found clams giant enough to make these Poyles.
>>1055519
Most doctors applicants (that is, people who start a pre-med program with the intent to go to med school) kill themselves or quit before they reach Presidential age.
>>1055526
Yes he should fuck them both, his heart is big enough for more then one woman
>>1055526
Yes steven should fuck em both.
>>1055522
He actually hasn't. Fucker is good at predicting stuff.
>>1055530
Yeah pre-med is a bitch.
Which is why I switched to math, I hated it.
>>1055534
>heart
*penis
>>1055522
Yes
>>1055540
Same with Ronaldo
>>1055487
steven - king of the lesbians
connie - president
ronaldo - ambassador to homeworld
there, I've predicted the future
>>1055549
Marty, go away
>>1055530
but she has Steven who believes in her!
>>1055552
The difference is, Ronaldo takes his theories way too far.
>>1055549
We all know connie , peri and centi, will all be his wives with a plethora of gem hybrid children.
>>1055552
theory isn't the same as prediction
>>1055556
All hail Steven, king of the lesbians!
>>1055541
I started Secondary Education (English), switched to Creative Writing, and then jumped ship for Criminal Justice.
It's a shit paying field unless you get into a good police department/agency, but it took me until I was nearly twenty to realize I love studying crime.
>>1055564
>Diamond authority
>hollow the earth.
when are the sneeple coming?
>>1055556
Ronaldo: exiled from Mother Base for betraying them to Homeworld.
>>1055588
>THAT'S NOT EVEN A LION
>>1055528
pearls are probably made in test tubes
>>1055467
/ss/
>>1055528
pearls are diamond poop
>>1055467
by becoming a great leader like or better than Rose was to her
Was calling her boss a clod part of her plan?
>>1055640
no she's just a hothead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8B-34RBglU
LITERALLY Lapis Theme
>>1055605
>steven gets into homeworld labs
>>1055640
Of courshe!
you think SU is gonna end with steven dying (not dying but something of the sort) in some sort of sacrificial way ?
>>1055673
Nope. He will peacefully die of old age
Happy endings for everyone
>>1054842
>>1055342
>>1055347
>>1055403
>>1055654
Lapis Thread?
Lapis Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZlHLn71k8
>>1055654
I remember when we posted songs we thought would fit as character theme songs in one thread
this was my choice for lapis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09iNZODJEMo
>>1055685
>>1055673
he will befriend everything and everyone even the cluster
>>1055691
Too bad Greg never finished Water Witch.
>>1055673
>steven throws himself into some kind of doomsday machine
>it blows up
>steven's magic particles are scattered in the explosion, ends up creating a new plane of existence
>Peedee sees this happen
>"Well, looks like he truly was a Steven Universe all along."
>>1055685
My favourite
>>1055702
he can always drawfag if all else fails
>>1055702
*dolphin noises*
>>1055710
shut up para
>>1055720
those are supposed so be freckels or polen?
either way, it sucks and lapis is shit
>>1055710
>beach city proceeds to tap dance on peedees ribs
>>1055683
I would love it if greg dies in an unfortunate way that was partialy the fault of both home world and the crystal gems, then steven sorta become a dictator ruling both humans and gems later in life with his queen connie, and some of the Crystal gems as aids, .....maybe garnet reveled against him too.
>>1055683
>implying he won't spend his eternal life with the Crystal Gems
>>1055730
it's jasper's cum
>>1055733
steven is just a quartz, im sure there are way more powefull gem that arent exactly diamonds
>>1055726
>>1055730
That's calcite formations encountered in "Impure" Lapis Lazulis rocks.
And that is your opinion and I respect it,even if its roughly untrue.
>>1054842
Do you think she glows in the dark, /sug/?
>>1055765
Pyrite forms the golden flecks in Lapis Lazuli, calcite is white.
>>1055773
no peridots do
>>1055748
Sure and?
>>1055422
Accurate
But it would be bettwr if lapis instead of pearl
>>1055685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4shmSooEyU
Hooray for Lapis!
She'll save the day!
>>1055813
how is he exactly going to take over by himslef?
>>1055640
> "Will you die if i take off your limb enhancers?"
>>1055818
>tfw H4L! anon abandoned us after all this time
;_;
>>1055818
>Video Unavailable
Corrupted Lapis who is shorter to the tune of about three quarters of her usual height and has stubbier water wings...cute or ugly?
>>1055820
Being a dictator dose not mean you do everything single handedly. After the diamonds get taken care of steven could simply take it upon himself to lead instead.
>>1055867
I want to eat pebble poop
everyone's gonna die at the end of SU
>YFW
>>1055871
Lower class plebs will always eat fast food I guess.
>>1055585
The are probably refugees from a previous colony, any that are in politics are probably less corrupt then human politicians
>>1055818
This is by far the best theme for Lapis in this thread
Still doesn't beat
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>1055760
Man crossed was just edgy for its own sake
Post nude Jasper
>>1055871
With corns.
>>1055852
Disgusting.
Yellow is justice.
>>1055852
nope she's a big freaky fish monster who's always crying because she's a big baby
>>1055951
While your description is off I approve of the design
>>1055947
All pearls are best pearls
>>1055982
yeah but which one is better than all the others
>>1056004
The one that smokes
>>1056036
I bet a lot of Pearls smoke.
>>1055818
Lapis really has just doomed herself, though.
What kind of hero can't save themselves?
>>1056128
She can save herself at any time.
She's just such a psychotic bitch that wants revenge that she's convinced herself it's for Steven
>The CGs arrive on HW
>Amethyst walks up to something that looks like a vending machine
>It takes somesort of credit, but she doesn't have any
>She takes a wire hanger and sticks it into the slot
>after some jiggling around it spits out something
.It's a green tinted sphere that Amethyst identifies as a gem
>After a few moments it reforms it's physical form
>"Hello, I am your personal Pearl"
>Since Amethyst bought her, she doesn't leave her alone and follows her
>yfw?
>>1056142
And the second she tries, Jasper will break her.
>>1056142
>She's just such a psychotic bitch that wants revenge that she's convinced herself it's for Steven
oh hell yeah, I hope they develop her character based on this
>>1056162
All she has to do is unfuse under water and Jasper is fucked.
Lapis is a goddamn moron.
>>1056161
>>1056161
Cute
>>1056161
>>1056162
Jasper was weak from being shitstomped by garnet and being fused with lapis. She wouldn't be able to do a damn thing. And even if she was strong enough to do something, Lapis could just fly away, or use the entire ocean to defend herself.
>>1056196
Jasper has had days to rest while being restrained.
Lapis has been straining herself to keep her captive.
>>1056175
Gems don't need to breathe, she can just crawl up the ocean floor out of sheer utter rage and desire to smash Rose Quartz.
If you are interested in a Pearl x Steven fiction based on this image give this a read and please let me know what you think or let me know how I can improve it. I'm honestly pretty happy with how it turned out.
http://pastebin.com/FgSb8rvv
I'm going to work now, but I'll read any comments I get tonight.
>>1056205
Jasper was probably straining herself trying to gain control. If anything, Jasper is probably more tired than Lapis.
>>1056175
I dunno aspect seems more capable than I initially thought. Listens seem capable of adjusting there mass. Like on the moon. Jasper can rip through the hull of peridot space ship like butter. I imagine getting out the ocean would be no problem.
http://strawpoll.me/6594424
I want Lapis' character to be a hateful, suicidal bitch who tries to kill everyone and herself, but somehow manages to save the day everytime she does it.
>>1056036
Kill yourself
>>1056212
He meant she could use her water powers on her you autist
>>1056227
Yellow pearl of course
>>1056224
Can a gem crack or poof from over exertion
>>1056224
Or, when Malachite breaks, they're so tired that they try to fight but just collapse.
They both laugh hysterically, Jasper at being free and Lapis having held Jasper as long as she could.
>>1056205
Jasper has been straining herself trying to get away from Lapis. They're both gonna be equally tired.
>>1056227
What if I would fug all of them (I would)
>>1056196
> jasper was shit stomped
is it only me who thinks garnet was looking that fight till the end? Hell jasper did not even proof after being thrown into a ship reactor in an exploding ship.
>>1056161
>Amethyst fucking around with the machine without knowing it would make a Pearl is an allegory for teen pregnancy
>Her trying to get rid of Pearl would be an allegory for Abortion/Adoption
BRAVO SUGAR
>Post personal Gem themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
>>1056246
>Jasper tries to crawl over to Lapis
>She raises her fist in the air
>she slams it down
>she misses
>she tries several more times
>"Ah fuck it i'll do it later"
>they lay there until the gems find them
>>1056257
Loosing*
Other thread was kill, so have some dick pearl. Lemme know what you think.
>>1056251
You can select multiple options.
>>1056269
Small and skinny...
>>1056259
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY66fdMt4vc
>>1056267
Saving her energy for YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!
>>1056257
Not this shit again.
>>1056280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4w9W9zYuU
>>1056297
>YOU YOU YOU YOU
4 u
>>1056272
Yeah, I selected them all and then wondered why I bothered voting in the first place.
>>1056245
is it fatal?
so yes
>>1056297
>>1055332
I'm excited to see what exactly is in Bay Cave
>>1056280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgK86_jKEZs
Only works for Sapphire since she has one eye.
>>1055947
When will fanartists start drawing Yellow Pearl with her proper colors instead of this jaundice skin shit?
>>1056278
Ye boi.
>>1056348
>Ruby is sad
>You get to fuck Sapphire
>Garnet is basically dead
Why wouldn't you cuck Ruby?
>>1056312
That's not a gem, silly
Good fit though.
>>1056316
>>1056362
What if it's just a test...
>>1056349
YD likes her sluts dressing pretty
>>1056310
What?
>>1056312
do you think he spits in Kiki's and Jenny's fries?
>>1055347
>>1055685
>>1056321
It dilutes the % gain for every other vote past that, so it's got some sense of effect to it.
>>1056280
Nice fit. Kinda like how the intro is like a retro version of her original theme's intro.
What if Greg accidentally murdercocks Peridot or Lapis?
What if he accidentally murdercocks Jasper?
>>1056429
Jasper is gonna take an interest in Greg after learning about him and Rose.
>>1056429
Assuming it's as easy as you say:
SIBLINGS!
Assuming it's not as easy as you say: well, they had to trust him a lot to let him dick them.
>>1056348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCpZL2NrVQ
> I may not ever ascend to the heavens but I know my love will still last
>rose on steven's birth
>>1056429
>accidentally
What, like he trips and his dick falls in?
>>1056429
>Greg Murdercocks Peridot
She doesn't even know what a womb is
She had to be taught how to shit by Amethyst after accidentally gorging herself on food.
>>1056449
Yeah, just like Peridot almost
>accidentally
killed Greg by trying to see if he could fly off the roof.
>>1056475
wew
>>1056475
That's some fluid writing.
>>1056475
>hey guys do you plan things ahead or do you make shit up as you go?
brilliant, absolutely brilliant
>>1056449
Nevermind that I'm pretty sure Rose was only able to have sex with him by shaping human sex organs and allowing his fluids to bind to her gem.
>>1056444
>let him
but what if greg actually did fly
>>1054082
Hooooooo nelly.
>>1055346
What have I done?
>>1056525
You mean like a comet?
>>1056514
Greg's soft and fragile, son. A six pack ain't gonna save him from Jasper's strength.
>>1056526
Fucking hot holy shit. Someone make porn now
>>1056538
Soar like a comet?
>>1056475
>they outright said she'd only be a temporary minor villain back when Jailbreak aired
Those tricky faggots. She was only temporary, but because she turned good rather than being dealt with/leaving.
>>1056558
Bitch when
>>1056558
I fucking love it!
>>1056550
Are you the one who asked for this before?
I got it done yesterday but I never know if these get to their requesters.
>>1056554
Crash like a comet?
>>1056544
But he's rock hard where it counts!
>>1056565
It was a twitter post back when Canadot was a thing.
People were asking if we'd get a lot more peridot, and one of the crew responded along the lines of "She's just a temporary minor villain, don't expect too much"
>>1056558
>trusting a creator of a medium released slowly to not change their mind as they go along.
Playing us like a fiddle so hard we're going to have to go to the church of Big Boss.
>>1056573
Comets don't crash, meteors do.
>>1056574
So why hasn't he given it to everyone and made a cadre of half-human supersoldiers?
Centipeedle's half-human child would be really strong.
>>1056569
Thank the lord highest!
>>1056569
>>1056594
>a Peridot in the rough
>>1056574
Pearl looks like such a cartoon next to rose.
Hello I'm here to SHILL
Dragon's Dogma is a Good Game
You should play it
It's 29.99€ in the civilized world, about 30-35 hobobucks and equivalents in the rest of the world
>>1056616
Already playing it m8
I already tried to make my pawn lapis, but nobody hired her and the one guy that did gave her 1 star in everything because Ice Sorcerers suck for everything but Drakes.
>>1056616
This is /trash/, not /v/.
>>1056616
>No fast travel
shit game
>>1056616
dragon's dogma is unfair to cyclopes
>There will be more Opal
>>1056643
Yes, You guys have standards, that's why I've come here. /v/ will play anything, why would I shill there?
>>1056574
Is it just me, or are those eyeball roses creepy as fuck?
>>1056616
I'd rather wait for Darkest Dungeons to go down again.
>>1056649
What are you Casul?
You don't even know about Portcrystals do you?
>Pearl probably trained Garnet.
>Garnet had to watch someone she saw as terrifying and fierce slowly breakdown.
Man, that puts Garnets role as leader in a different light.
>>1056666
They're not roses, they're Rose's first line of defense, mini Red-Eyes. She had them surrounding her base of operations.
>>1056668
>Dankest Masochism
They should have left the test outcome where it was instead of nerfing it that much
So do you guys think the 3-parter isn't happening till the season finale?
Cause it sounds like "Beta" would be about the Beta Kindergarten where the Cluster is. But I can't see them stretching out the Cluster shit for another 25 episodes.
>>1056666
CHECKED, YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT
>>1056679
>tfw the person you once feared slowly becomes shit.
>>1056674
The game is a piece of shit though. The only thing worth looking at is the boss fights.
>>1056657
>We'll never see Rainbow Quartz again.
>>1056694
Well, Lapis is coming back and they're still at the Barn, so it looks like the Cluster might be season finale material.
>>1056708
>TFW no David Bowie to voice a Steven-Pearl Rainbow Quartz fusion.
>>1056718
Fuck off
If all gems were made, then WHO WAS DIAMOND?
>>1056679
>>1056704
You guys are thinking about Pearl becoming shit
She's stronger than she was back then, If only because she learned how to use a summoned weapon
Garnet just became stronger, faster. And I guess the PTSD of seeing literally every single gem but rose and garnet obliterated would probably do that to you
>>1056708
I think we'll see Rainbow Quartz again, but not the Pearl and Rose version.
>>1056711
unless that's just Peridot's home now
jASSper
>>1056727
Trust me she has gotten way stronger.
Garnet just got stronger than her.
Tis' all i meant.
>>1056708
I'm sure Steven will get fusing with Gems down eventually.
He's half gem, half human. He's shown traits from both sides, and CAN fuse, but he probably sees himself as more human than gem because of his upbringing (hence why he's slowly learning to control his gem powers/embrace his role as one).
I hope his first fusion is with Pearl though. It'd be interesting to see what would happen if the same fusion (Pearl + Rose Quartz) happened if one of the gems changed (IE: Steven instead of Rose).
>>1056737
This image is fucking hilarious for some reason
>>1056727
No anon, Pearl did have an obvious fall from grace during, and after the war. Her biggest fuck up was Cry for Help, and she's been improving since Freindship.
>>1056726
Diamonds spontaneously sprang into existence.
>>1056754
Diamonds are made by memes
>>1056737
How would she sit down
>>1056794
Similar to how Garnet claps her hands
>>1056794
How the fuck do you sit, anon?
>>1056794
on a new type of chair called My Face
>>1056227
Ruby
I met RS once.
I got out my camera and walked up to her car.
The audio was fucked up tho
Posting prettiest Pearl
>>1056864
That hurt my eyes, you dick.
>>1056864
fuck you dude
>>1055721
why didn't he ever try to do that too? I mean, he's a good artist, musician, and dad. He's a real Renaissance Man
>>1056864
>flashy screamer
>2016
Still working on my Steven/Connie/Lapis at the arcade story.
"Are you trying to kiss me , Anon?"
>>1056864
so far these haven't gotten me to flinch even once
i think the lack of sound ruins it
important question
http://strawpoll.me/6595159
>>1056867
i hope she gets more lines because she didn't have that many in the last bomb
>>1056893
>no, im not into zoophilia
>>1055844
Can you blame him?
He too pure for /trash/, especially now that it's extra shitty for some reason. Catch you on the other side, H4L!fag.
will we get ever out of trash, /sug/?
Taking one request.
>>1056864
Great flash.
Would have been better if you had audio.
7/10
>>1055982
They look like a riot grrrl band. I love it.
>>1056901
kek
>>1056908
SAPPHIRE ABUSE
>>1056908
Depressed Sapphire
>>1056908
Draw whatever YOU want.
>>1056908
Replace doomguy with jasper. Still waiting.
>>1056908
Sugilite fingering herself
>>1056902
True, but he hasn't been around the /co/ threads either. I miss him.
Alright I got a question for you /sug/ why is it on wikipedia the episodes open book, shirt club, and story for steven have air dates out of order for season 1? Especially when I remember watching those after jailbreak. Its the same order for the mega downloads
Who messed up?
Is it just me, or are there way more drawfriends in /trash/ /sug/ than regular old /co/ /sug/?
these threads also move at a much more bearable pace
>>1056933
Wikipedia uses the airdate instead of the intended dates
>>1056893
How do you even know what that is? Weren't you like 6? When Rose and Greg were dating?
>>1056903
We're allowed on /co/ once we "have content to discuss".
So once we get air dates, maybe a preview, they'll allow it.
Or when they just make /cog/ and be done with the drama.
>>1056926
this
do it faggot
>>1056959
I prefer drawing here since I can actually draw lewd and there are less people so it's less intimidating.
>>1056901
I am.
I'd totally still fuck her while she's busy
--Lion--
Around
>>1056930
This, or fisting herself with her "wrecking ball thingy"
>>1056926
I think the same guy who did this one, posted the Jasper doomguy in the thread as well.
I'll try to find it.
>>1056931
He was on /co/ over the bomb and the week following.
>>1056908
lars and sadie headswap
>>1056992
>>1057016
Thank you friendo
>>1056967
If you looked on /co/ you'd see more than one SU thread up. But I guess you wanna keep up this retarded board rivalry circle jerk.
>>1057091
I'm aware the mods let SU threads on /co/. I post in them.
Their reasoning being that it's fine to discuss lore and specific aspects there, but having a perpetual general without content isn't fine.
It's a double standard, due to StarVS, Gravity Falls, RWBY, having generals without new episodes go unpoliced.
/sug/ is the only one pushed offboard during hiatus and it's annoying.
>>1057121
To be fair we did blow through 10-11 threads a day
>>1056908
Steven with abs.
>>1057121
Maybe it's because they move to quickly and take up space with constant shitposting. All off those other generals move at a slow to average pace.
Not everyone's out to get you.
>>1057141
fucking when? Usually 4-5 on average when we're on regular scheduling.
>>1056908
steven and the cg's getting high dressed like niggas listening to rap
>>1057161
It didn't seem like much of an issue, since /sug/ waited until the thread fell off the board before making a new one. Other generals make one at Image limit.
>>1057240
???????
>>1057267
/sug/ threads on /co/ went until the threads couldn't be replied to anymore before making a new one. At least during the last bomb.
Other generals make new threads once they use up the image limit.
Me pissed.
I found the exact post and saucenao showed the Jasper pic and it's the doomguy one, but it's not loading in the image's full size.
Am i fucked?
>>1057333
...you're wrong. You're just wrong. No we didn't, as soon as we were the last thread on page 9 we made a new one. You're wrong.
>>1057366
Whats the link to the thread, buddy
Do gems sweat?
If not, their sweat drop emotions make no sense.
>>1057401
Both are trashed i believe.
>>1022870
>>1028347
>>1057385
Thank you for pointing that out. Either way that still proves my point that we kept to the thread past image limit.
>>1057422
Aww shit.
>>1057366
There's a reason i'm here, you know, not just to be autistic about images, but to be EXTREMELY autistic about images
>>1057267
there wouldn't be a new thread until the first one hit page 10
Not sure why anyone wants to go back to /co/ so bad in the first place. It's easy enough to avoid the catalog and just stick to the /sug/ threads if you've somehow been on the internet for a while and still manage to get triggered by weird cartoon porn.
What are you people even doing browsing 4chan in public in the first place that you need a blue board?
Also I guess desustorage is taking a piss right now, If you need anything else before I go play dragon's dogma just ask RIGHT NOW
>>1057454
B A S E D
>>1057482
You got a better version of this?
>>1057492
Wow now i'm absolutely pissed.
The Jasper pic JUST loaded after desustorage was failing me.
>>1057454
Good boy
>>1057418
Gems do no eat, drink, sleep, or sweat. They only fart.
>>1055422
I want to see this with Jasper, and a second panel where she puts an entire carton in the blender, chugs it, then asks whats next.
>>1057495
I checked at least twice before, The one on DA is just a stitched version of the one on her tumblr, that's the largest it ever gets
If you need the single images, for whatever reason http://jigokuhana.tumblr.com/post/113560245789/sometimesi-wonder-if-she-can-see-me-through-your
>>1057566
This is the Nancyboy you died for
>>1057454
Now my only hope is that someone can make a sprite mod for her that works with brutal doom. Which will probably never happen
>>1055467
Fuck her
>>1055664
Kinda wanna see this but with Pearls
Reminder that Rebecca Sugar drew porn of Steven Sugar and his anime waifu once.
>>1055423
Someone post the fic again where Lapis is pregnant and Jasper makes her miscarry and then force feeds them to her lol
>>1057723
what when where
>>1057756
Just forget how and why then.
>>1057742
Welcome back to the hiatus blues, my friends.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOdkcM-yR3M
>>1056864
>screamer without audio
I don't understand.
>>1055522
He was wrong about Cookie Cats?
>>1056794
preferably on my face or pelvis
>>1056718
How did this meme start?
>>1056272
why does steven look like Danny Sexbang in that picture eugh
>>1057847
People wanted him to be a guest star on the show, then he died.
This thread needs way more cute pointless pictures
>>1056726
I figured the gems probably originated on a rock world with constant electromagnetic storms, and no life. Some imperfections in the rocks made for a sort of circuitry, eventually making one viable to produce movement when charged. At some point, a collection of this circuitry was complex enough to be considered intelligent. This was the first "gem".
Did anyone cap that little story an anon wrote for this picture?
>>1057890
>Steven X pearl
>Steven X Connie
Worst taste ever.
How do you think HW will invade Earth?
>>1057943
Who do you ship?
>>1057894
And the first gem was alone.
And thus it made more of it's own kind.
Now, somewhere, in a deep forgotten cavern, neath an ancient ocean, a Gem weeps.
It weeps for the Pearls.
For defects being destroyed by the hundreds, by the thousands.
It weeps for the Cluster.
It weeps for the rebellion.
It weeps for all the destruction it has wrought.
The lonely god weeps, for the blood of progeny is upon its hands.
>>1057943
>only correct choice
>>1057968
Noting. I just hope see the ships as how cute or how bad it is.
>>1057971
Hmm. I like this. I hope RS is reading this.
>>1055342
Best? Best.
Reminder that Greg, no matter the age, is the sexiest character
>>1057962
They won't, they will kind of hover right above earth and act a bit scary during the series finale.
Then Steven will give a speech about the importance of life then they will go back to HW
>>1056657
Wow I've been sitting cozy in these sugie threads for so long I forgot I was even on 4chan. Nobody raging about sjws, nobody calling people "normies" , nobody being needlessly hostile or pretentious, no pepe macros being spammed.
>>1057943
Why not both?
>>1057895
My heart
>>1057978
what, did she think it was Amethyst?
>>1057978
Wait, did Steven and Sapphire fuse?
>>1058041
I wonder if Amethyst ever turned into Rose to mess with Pearl like she did Greg
>>1058050
yee
>>1057742
here
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177/chapters/9428868
>>1058118
We did not need that
>>1058118
what the fuuuck
you guys think pearl will ever not be the shittiest gem
>>1058169
Maybe when she stops obsessing over Rose.
>>1058169
>do you guys think lapis will ever not be the shittiest gem
FTFY
>>1058169
She's not shit, she haven't been for a long while.
>>1057990
>>1057971
>NEW IDEA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED
I remember the first dawn.
I remember the flash of light and the fires about me.
And the stars were beautiful.
I remember pulling my sisters from the meteoric rock.
And they were beautiful.
I remember that we wanted to make something new.
I remember building a machine to make more of us, with our joy of the stars and creation.
But the machine was flawed.
What we made had our love, but also a new thing entirely.
They had hate.
But they were our children, and we loved them all the same.
They conspired against us, and the first fusion was made, and we were defeated and exiled.
Some tried to fight. They were shattered.
Most fell to despair after seeing the ruin that their progeny had created.
One by one, I watched them fall.
And now I hide in a shrine.
Each statue a reminder of our creation, our hubris. My hubris.
But I cannot end myself, for I have hope still.
And I cannot die, for I am first-born and must carry the legacy.
I am not yet dead, but instead dreaming of a better future.
Through my dreams, I remember the stars.
And despite my children's destruction of them, the stars are still beautiful.
I am the First-Born.
I am the Black Diamond.
I am Carbando.
>>1058118
For some reason I'm both sad and turned on by that fic in a major way
>>1058053
I'm sure it's something she'd only do one time.
>>1058169
Pearl hasn't been the shittiest gem in a while
As soon as Lapis should up it became her, and then never stopped being her
Lapis is the literal worst
>>1058235
>lapis worst gem
>not Jasper
It's like you don't even watch the show
NEXT EPISODE
WHEN
>>1058235
>>1058254
We don't know shit about Jasper, but we know a little from Lapis and so far she's been pretty damn shit.
>>1058118
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177/chapters/9428868
here it is again
>>1058264
Both those faggots lack a sense of development.
Pearl has gone down this shit road THANKS to development.
>>1058274
...to shitpost?
is that even a question?
Roll for the gem you have marry.
>01-05 = Steven
>06-10 = Pearl
>11-15 = Amethyst
>16-20 = Garnet
>21-25 = Ruby
>26-30 = Sapphire
>31-35 = Stevonnie
>36-40 = Peridot
>41-45 = Lapis
>46-50 = Jasper
>51-55 = Yellow Diamond
>56-60 = Blue Diamond
>61-65 = Rose Quartz
>66-70 = Yellow Pearl
>71-75 = Blue Pearl
>76-80 = Young Amethyst
>81-85 = Young Pearl
>86-90 = Young Garnet
>91-95 = Cotton Candy Garnet
>96-00 = You lose (nobody!)
>>1058261
IN THE YEAR 2525
IF MCBURNETT'S STILL ALIVE
IF SUGAR CAN SURVIVE
>>1058261
When hell freezes over.
>>1058306
Rolling for Young Amethyst
>>1058306
Oh boy, let's see what I get.
>>1058306
Roll
>>1058306
Come on any Pearl!
>>1058306
roll
@1058306
Fuck off
>>1058306
Because we can't just wait until it's almost our waifu's post number and post?
Shit roll list senpai
...doing it anyways
>>1058261
83 years.
>>1058327
>27
Oh well.
>>1058306
Fuck, i missed the one i wanted.
>>1058306
duck rolling
>>1058342
>Lapis
....eeehhh okay
>>1058306
rollan
>>1058350
That was close.
>>1058321
Shit, rolling again
>>1058254
Are you kidding, Jasper was just doing her job, although she fucked it up pretty bad
Lapis can't decide what she actually wants to do, and then once she decides she wants to help Steven and stop Jasper she actually just helps Jasper get away and make her own life worse
Lapis is like literally the dumbest character in the whole show
>>1058354
Good roll if you're into bondage with no safe words desu senpai
>>1058306
Roll
>>1058366
>the "just doing her job" shit
>AGAIN
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>1058028
>>1058362
rerolling
>>1058215
>>1058306
aesdrftghibghvg
>>1058235
>>1058399
>99
>>1058399
o-oh... ok...
>>1058306
>>1058347
Going again because fuck the police
>>1058374
You low-down sidewindin' bastard sumbitch...
>>1058384
rerollerino
>>1058422
annnnd i'm done.
>>1058374
you bastard
>>1058424
You don't like blue pear?
>>1058306
Roll
>>1058416
Never played it, heard it was good. Like the art on it though.
>tfw can't make my own TERRIFYING RENENGADE PAWN
Help me out here sug
>>1058306
And there it is.
We have hit rock bottom.
I suppose we're just going to keep digging from here, aren't we?
>>1058306
reroll because why can't gems be mormon?
>>1056227
>http://strawpoll.me/6594424
Steven, of course!
>>1058435
Another shitty ship to add to the list.
>>1058461
you were S O C L O S E
>>1056893
>No, that's gay.
>>1058463
>Rose
Looks like me and Greg are eskimo buddies.
>>1058469
Another anon with shit taste to add to the list
>>1058261
>The Earth...
>5,750 years from now...
>there's a promising trailer for a new Steven Universe episode
>but progress was being thwarted by a small persistent group of rebels
>a team of anti-social losers are sent from the internet to investigate.
>Among those losers was Anon. A common NEET, with the power to shitpost on 4chan...
>>1058306
It better be Steven...
>>1056893
Noooo.
>>1058306
I don't deserve them, but if they'll love me...
>>1058490
Pedo confirmed
>>1058524
Fuck you Lars
>>1058511
Probably connie or para2
>>1058526
Haha! Good joke, Steven!
I want to smell and lick pearl's paddle soles after a long day of fighting.
>>1058526
Language Steven.
>>1058567
Fuck you Sadie
>>1058526
Strange to think that Lars and Sadie are canonically only about four years older than Steven.
>>1058594
Fuck off bitch.
>>1058626
Language Sadie.
>mfw I found H4L!'s tumblr blog
Alright this is Important sug
Would Pearl be a Fighter or a Strider?
>>1058637
...
I love hiatuses
>>1058649
You spelled it wrong, faggot.
>>1057509
why would you be pissed?
get better internet you fucking dolt
>>1058662
I
Love
Hiatuses
>>1058686
>Implying it's my fault
Desustorage literally prevented me from getting to the picture because of hosting issues.
It even gave a 502 error.
>>1058649
.....why?
>>1058641
LINK
Is this canon?
>>1056227
>peri and amy
I feel like trash /sug/ really gets me
>>1058641
link thank you very much
>>1057997
>>1055332
Maybe the reason why Steven isn't so fat anymore is because he has to run his ass to and from town.
>>1058757
kek
>>1058641
http://yourgreatunclestan.tumblr.com/ ?
>>1058734
>"A place were people have shitty ships Steven' With you in them."
>>1058306
when are you gonna include the husbandos
anyway, rolling for Jasper or Steven
>>1058761
Lapisfag: the blog.
>>1058306
Rawl
>>1058646
Strider
>>1058769
Steven x Gem ships are the best ships. Prove me wrong, faggot.
So, what is /sug/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4QH0af5PY
>>1058761
Now I've got somebody else to bully, besides my obvious targets
>>1058761
>Math Teacher: Friendly reminder that it's ok to divide before multiplying sometimes uwu.
>Me: Omg......Do you use Tumblr?!
>Math Teacher: John + Sherlock = x.....Solve for x
>Me: *Stands up* X = OTP?!
>*Everyone else in class starts cheering*
>Math Teacher: I literally can't
>>1058852
I think that post is sarcasm, anon.
daily reminder that SU will end like hotline miami 2
>>1058847
Don't be a fucking Jasper, freak.
>>1058254
>Jasper
>Dumb grunt
>Had not yet had a reason to believe in Steven
>Lapis
>Given numerous chances to believe in Steven
>Would rather imprison herself at the bottom of the ocean than believe in Steven
Lapis is a dumb slut. Worst summer fun buddy ever.
>>1058819
>Implying that a 14 yrs old boy having a sexual relationship with 1000 yrs old gems is not weird
>>1058833
https://youtu.be/2pMVmf92Gfo
Song's lyrics sound like lapis made the entire fucking song.
>>1058306
give me the amy
>>1058833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc
>>1058833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hliC83_RCk
>>1058881
so garnet takes drugs and kills everyone ?
>>1058881
>implying it won't end like undertale
>>1058897
>>1058897
>>1058897
>this is what freaks actually believe
>>1058833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svNcMUTtphc
This.
>>1058898
It's not any weirder than the tile guy.
>>1057895
Gotcha covered.
>>1059003
Are you retarded?
Need futadot, please help. There's never anything new.
>>1059011
>The tile guy
What?
>>1057482
>Dragon's Dogma
mah nigga
>>1059027
that has to be the lamest piece of greentext I've ever read, and I read daterape's
>>1058881
>"Y-you shouldn't take too many of those,Pearl"
>>1059025
I don't like this ship, but it's cute.
>>1059059
>doesn't know the tile guy
shiggy diggy year of our lord two thousand fifteen plus one
>>1058833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8B-34RBglU
been on repeat since this post >>1055654
>>1059059
Next you're gonna tell me you don't know the Ohio guy either
>>1059059
literally google it you noob
>>1059003
Lapis almost destroyed the Earth rather than believe in Steven.
Lapis wanted to mope in a prison cell rather than believe in Steven.
Lapis wanted to sacrifice herself rather than believe in Steven.
Lapis wanted to mope in a prison fusion rather than believe in Steven.
Lapis will want to mope about Steven's friends, as shown in spoilers, rather than believe in Steven.
>tfw got gf that looks like lapis
>She actually watches the show
>Now she wants to cosplay as Lapis
>She already is really fucking kinky
What do I do /sug/?
>>1059119
>lying on the internet
>>1058306
roll for eternal flame
>>1059119
>What do I do /sug/?
Wake up.
>>1059119
Go for it.
>>1059059
>>1059087
I really like it, but I know it probably won't be canon. I actually don't even know if I'd like it canon.
>>1059119
Uh, fuck her? What kind of a question is that?
>>1059119
pics or gtfo
>>1059027
Thanks. I needed to feel.
>>1058306
Rolling for worst gem and shit waifu.
>>1059194
Google it you fucking sperg
Am I still banned
Test 1, did, Trio
>>1058306
>No sexy giant hand
>>1059071
What's the comparison?
>>1059154
Oh, it's joke.
>tfw no one took my post a little bit serious.
>>1059204
I googled "tile guy" and got a bunch of tile businesses.
Am I being "trolled" right now? Is this what being trolled feels like?
>>1059207
Use /banned next time, newfag
Steven and Peri and Connie are cute.
>>1059119
>>1059229
I can't believe you haven't heard of tile guy.
What boards do you browse? Are you new or something?
>>1059233
I've been here for years, THANKS.
I just haven't brushed up on my reading.
And to think. Banned for posting /as/ a few days back.
Have some pearl feet.
Do not ask, just have her smooch paddles.
Thanks.
>>1059228
No it's not a joke.
The tile guy is a guy who is sexually aroused by tiles, and masturbated to the ones in his kitchen. His family came home, he blew his load, and his sister asked him why there was cum on the bench.
4chan mocked him mercilessly.
>>1059265
Disgusting
>>1059229
>year of our lord 2016
>not knowing how to google
>not knowing keywords
>>1058833
One of those rare movies where the theatrical release is better than the director's cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJnifmNB5M
Post lewds of best fusion
>>1059262
Newfag isn't about the time you've been on 4chan, fucking newfag.
Lurk more.
>>1059229
Ugh, you bitch.
>>1059119
>hey guys I got a gf that a real life version of my waifu and also she wants cosplay as her and is willing to do any sexual act I desire
I have a feeling that this is a lie.
>>1059279
Oh my god.
Still think that's better than shipping Steven with gems.
>>1059358
Nobody forced you to spoonfeed, fucking fag
>>1059027
The best part is that you could drop the real world AU aspect of it and it would be the same thing.
Her entire ego and sense of self worth died with rose,imagine having someone that close to you for that long a time just to have her wretched away by life's circumstances.
>>1059394
no, she's just weak
>>1059299
>Not opal
>>1058881
So what's the nuke that will set off?
>>1059381
I just wanted to give him his egg, sempai.
>>1059299
Malachite isn't for sexual, mostly because her body is fucked up
>>1055398
Parallel universes.
>>1059406
Because Opal a shit
>>1058833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxb7Zfay0dY
>>1058881
so who would be the son ?
>>1058306
Rolling for the hell of it. What's the worst that can happen?
>>1058306
Rollin
>>1059453
You literally got the one which could crush you in seconds and has a hate-boner for organic life.
You got the worst that could happen.
>>1059437
jesus you can't be this fucking dense for real
tile fetish
tile 4chan
tile guy 4chan
possibilites are endless fucking mentally deficient sperg
>>1059437
>only browsed /mu/
>browsed it since it's creation
That's kinda strange.
>>1059394
>Her entire ego and sense of self worth died with rose,imagine having someone that close to you for that long a time just to have her wretched away by life's circumstances.
this make me so sad because it's so true
>>1059403
Says you. You'd actually have to think about it.=}
>>1058306
Rolling for forever a gem
>>1058306
If I get Young Amy again I swear
Gimme Jasper or Steven
>>1058306
Roll
>>1059493
How am I supposed to know it's a fetish or 4chan thing? Do you really expect everyone to be up on your shitty gamer memes? Get raped, buddy.
>>1059510
the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>1058306
rollin
>>1059437
>Wow, no wonder. Fuck you idiots. This isn't even funny.
Shut the fuck up you little cunt. You asked us what it was, we told you. Don't act high and mighty just because you needed to be educated on something.
You think I mentioned the tile guy just to appeal to you? To your sense of humour? I couldn't give two shits and a fart about what you find funny mate. I just knew that most people would know what I was referring to.
>>1059535
that's exactly why you'd google it you fucking autist
those keywords are only logical, not my fault you're a retarded piece of shit
>>1059500
late 2006-early 2007, but you caught me, I sometimes browse /ck/ as well.
>>1059542
I'll say what this guy won't.
Spear-covered shape-shifting hyper-sonic ultra-intelligent whirlwind of death and destruction.
>>1059535
>Gamer meme
It's not a fucking videogame meme you fantastic spastic. Are you really this upset that someone referred to something you didn't know?
Can just imagine you in Kindergarten telling your teacher to get raped because she was gonna teach kids how to draw turkeys with their hands and you were going WHAT THE FUCK IS A TURKEY YOU SLUT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BIRD MEMES!
>>1059572
>Not posting the far more superior ship
why do I get the feeling that Peridot is going to end up the most open minded of the group? Like I cant help but see her assimilating on par with Amethyst
>>1059535
>How am I supposed to know it's a 4chan thing
>>1059558
I asked what it was because you implied I was supposed to know or something.
>You think I mentioned the tile guy just to appeal to you? To your sense of humour?
Clearly you thought it was either funny or real, which it's not. There's like 5% chance that wasn't just someone fucking with gullible gamer kids.
Thanks for educating me on memes though, professor dipshit.
>>1059560
r u really going to call someone else an autist after throwing a shitfit over them not understanding a meme?
>>1058306
Who I get is worst gem.
>>1059616
Ever see the episode of American Dad where Stan discovers his kink? And his kink is All Of Them?
Peridot is like that.
>>1059637
>r u
And there you go
>>1058833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCvYlD-S4DQ
>>1059648
Jasper confirmed worst gem
>>1059446
Yellow Diamond? She might be too big but oh well
>>1059601
Literally superior
>>1059594
>Are you really this upset that someone referred to something you didn't know?
ahahhaa
someone asked what it was and then everyone called him a retard for not knowing. Wasn't even me btw, just jumped in when I saw you guys trying to be the Big Boy Memers Club
>>1059657
good argument u really did well i am proud of u
>>1059516
>doesn't want to be the dominant one on amethyst.
What are you, gay!
>>1059705
you're so pathetic
keep at it though, you're putting on a good show
>>1058306
rolling
>>1059681
Kill me.
>>1059691
>someone being called a retard for not knowing what google is
I don't see what's wrong with that.
>>1059721
MOM!!!!! some anonymous moron called me pathetic on a cartoon forum!!!!!!
Don't be upset guys, here have a a video of a defenseless potato being abused
https://youtu.be/QZjWSololQA?t=50s
>>1059764
RIP AMETHYST
>>1059743
>Anon i don't give a shit, go play in traffic or something
>>1059681
Jesus h.r.geiger-j.ksimmons Christ, Anon, that's hot
>>1059727
>>1058833
https://youtu.be/QZ6lB7FKxi8
>>1059674
>>1059446
>>1058881
>>1059079
HOTLINE BEACH CITY WHEN
>>1059791
>Hot
Kinda looks like rape.
>>1059805
Great album
>>1059822
No it doesn't
>>1059822
That's what makes it hot
>>1059804
I'm gonna do it.
>>1059822
Hatefucking isn't rape.
And why can't rape be hot?
New thread when?
what the fuck
>>1059691
Ok, let me show you something.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=tile+fetish&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=UxygVvrIG4LK0AS5k4_ICQ
As you can see, I have googled Tile Fetish.
The first result is;
http://imgur.com/gallery/DowgNSg
And that is why you are retarded.
>>1059859
Go back and read the thread, there was barely any indication that "fetish" would even be a keyword.
What if...
>>1059836
Do it
>>1059841
Hot
>>1059637
Actually I thought it was a thing most people here would know about.
I could have just as easily mentioned Troy McClure's fish fetish, but the first thing I thought of that was fetish related when thinking about rocks, was that guys tile fetish.
Quit being a bitch because your attempts to use google are as successful as a Polish space program.
>>1059899
>ruby is the exact same
>>1059822
So?
>>1059905
No, faggot.
Ruby is cute
If dubs
I go on a date with Amethyst
>>1059836
>>1059938
I want to hold Ruby close to my chest in a hot shower
>>1059888
that's why I said tile guy 4chan
just accept it, you're a retard
>>1059916
Amethyst just has shorter hair
>>1059908
>Actually I thought it was a thing most people here would know about.
Not everyone goes to the same boards you do.
>>1059939
Nice try, faggot. If dubs I get the date.
>>1059815
When someone makes a sprite mod. Probably not for a loooonngg time
>>1059968
And?
>>1059970
If dubs I get Jasper and Amethyst
>>1059970
If dubs no one gets the date ever.
>>1059958
What would imply it was a 4chan thing?
Just accept it, you need to fuck off back to /v/
>>1059899
The hell is up with that Sapphire, reminds me of some anime mage
>>1059119
Why you gotta be lion, son. You are pawsibly the most shallow mane I've ever laid my eyes on. Don't take it fursonally, but I don't believe you.
Fangks anyway!
>>1059986
"tile guy 4chan" is one of the suggestions if you type "tile guy" in.
If dubs Zuke posts nudes of herself
>>1059986
That's why you fucking Google it.
You're literally a retard.
>>1059999
>>1059906
So Steven's a tranny? How's that different?
>>1059982
and it's stupid to assume everyone will get your retarded in-jokes
>>1059999
nice quads
>>1059999
So what does quads do?
>>1059999
>quads
DOUBLE CONFIRMED
>>1059999
Eugh, disgusting.
>>1059944
They real question is......people actually ship greg and make porn of him?
>>1059999
>>1059968
And you don't think the tile guy screenshot has been posted to other boards?
Just because nobody gives a fuck about /mu/ doesn't mean the other boards don't share content. I've seen that disgusting /clg/ screenshot about tampons posted on multiple boards.
>>1060035
sext ape
>>1059906
I feel like connor would be heavily despised
>>1060002
I did
I got tiling companies
>>1059939
if dubs we all get rammed in the ass by a cactus
stop hurting the spuds goddammit
>>1060029
Did I ever assume that, you fucking autist?
>>1060035
She has to post pictures of herself without skin.
>>1059999
If dubs
Zuke's nudes has her at 900 pounds
>>1059652
what makes you say that? and no I didnt
>>1059999
>>1060045
i ship greg but i sadly can't drawn any porn
>>1060048
>Just because nobody gives a fuck about /mu/
Yeah, poor /mu/, not getting screencaps of /b/ tier trolling
>>1060057
Just drop this pointless argument already you sperg
Can't believe you're this dense
>>1059999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHeuZ-m1tek
>>1060045
People ship everything. I bet if there was a characters who bathed in shit they'd still have ships and porn of it.
>>1060065
It's for their best.
>>1060076
If dubs
Zuke gains 600 pounds and THEN takes the nudes
>>1060066
>Actually I thought it was a thing most people here would know about.
yes
>>1060045
Well
>>1060088
You first, autismo :^)
>>1060107
Except that's not me.
Anonymous board, remember?
Fucking idiot.
You're the prime example of mental retardation
>>1059999
If dubs
Zuke's nudes will be of her covered in cockroaches
>>1059939
If dubs we all fuck our waifus.
If dubs Zuke and Sucrose make a lesbian sextape
>>1060109
is sinbad coming back or
what's the story on that
>>1060109
Ain't that a precious little art.
>>1059999
If dubs
Zuke's nudes has her with 15 dogs and 1000 spiders
>>1060109
And humans.
>>1060125
Keep in mind that next time such a mistake can be avoided by not responding to a response as if you're the one being responded to
>>1060136
what kind of answer were you expecting to get with this post?
>>1059999
If dubs
We all get raped by beast mode Barney the Dinosaur
>>1060135
If dubs Ian drops a rap album
>>1060078
Basically there was a big song and dance number to get Stan to stop being a prude, and he goes entirely in the opposite direction and becomes a /d/eviant.
I'm just saying that in a Homeworld view, Peridot is going to be deviant as hell. Amethyst Tier or beyond.
If dubs
We have to get raped by beast mode tellietubbies
>>1060171
Shit that would've been fire.
>>1060145
you're not fooling anybody
If dubs
Pillarman Greg will murdercock us all
Please stop fighting.
>>1060109
Boy, I sure do like this piece of porn where Mr. Smiley, AKA Sinbad, is taking a dildo up his corny black ass!
>>1060182
Get out smg4 faggot.
If dubs Kimberly Brooks reads Ashley Williams' lines in Jasper's voice
>>1060160
I dunno, seeing mr. smiley porn just made me think about the voice change
I know the crew are pretty active on the internet so I figured maybe somebody asked in the four or so months since sadie's song and there was some information
is that a no
>>1060199
>>1060176
ahh I see, because shes curious about everything and has just cut her shackles hard, she's going to go full hog
>>1058306
Rooooolling
>>1060211
Jesus.
>you'll never go on space missions with Jasper.
>>1060137
Precious-er art.
>>1059899
>>1059906
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WORLD'S GAYEST SHOW JUST GOT GAYER
>>1060199
>Le mudercock may may
If dubs jasper did rape lapis and force fed her, her unborn babies
>>1058306
Rolling rolling rolling!
A
M
E
T
H
Y
S
T
>>1060241
>spewing out buzzwords I don't understand
>>1060136
Who the fuck cares about Sinbad?
>>1058306
Rubers pls
if dubs we return to /co/ ;_;
>>1060253
>FUCKING GIRAFFE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>1060264
you're not forced to stay here
If dubs hiatus ends next week
>>1059999
I wonder if anyone tweeted this to her.
>>1060214
Sinbad probably tried to demand more money for his role, and for also using his likeness. Gotta pay for his two swimming pools and lawn care somehow! They let him off because he was getting a swelled head about it. Zoo wee mama.
And now he's not with us.
Good riddance.
If dubs Rebecca gets massive titties
>>1060211
Are you a wizard?
If dubs
SU goes to PBS Kids
>>1060266
Got autism?
>>1060220
Of course, she's gone from a life where, honestly, I doubt she ever even saw her own reflection given how amused she was by a mirror to a world filled with things she's never experienced.
Hell, look how well she took to television.
>>1060290
That would be so epic xDdddd
>>1060307
You've got plenty of that already
>>1060300
WEW
E
W
>>1058306
RollIng for peri
>>1060300
Oh mama
If dubs
I will fuck a 9,000-pound Pearl
>>1056258
Would that make Becky Pro Life?
>>1060321
Fuck off.
If dubs i will finally meet my waifu irl
>>1060199
ugh fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
If dubs, Peridot gets crushed
>>1060340
D-Damn it... ;-;
>>1060346
If dubs, you get beaten up by your waifu
>Image limit reach
FUCK
If dubs
I will record myself fucking a 7,000-pond Amethyst
If dubs, SU Season 3 takes place in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkP0IOuRSmE
>>1060370
If dubs i kick your ass
If dubs
You get beaten up by Jasper
>>1060389
>Two Rubies
You only need one more for a giant one.
>>1060379
We dubs only now.
If dubs, new thread
>>1060343
What?
>>1060389
It's your true love
if dubs then all of you stop fucking posting about dub
>>1060389
You're destined for Ruby, sonny boy.
Hope you like absurdly muscular midgets.
If dubs
Peedle never returns
If dubs Malachite unfuses
If dubs
We bake breaad
Cinnamon bread
If singles Lapis becomes my wife
>>1058306
Pericherry roll
>>1060444
no waifu 4 u
>>1060444
rekt
>>1060444
welp
>>1059999
>9999
She...she's going to go all out
*unzips vag*
>>1058306
Rolling for Peridot
>>1058306
Rolling for orange abs
>>1058306
late roll cause why not