/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Connie is a total slut edition
>Season 1 and 2:
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Hello /sug/ it's my first time on this general since I caught up with SU a few weeks ago. I still haven't finished, I'm up to Winter Forecast.
What am I for? Should I bother watching all of them or are there 'essential' SU episodes that'd summarize the show?
Should I skip episodes?
There's no morale in these threads for me anymore. You guys are borderline fucking faggots now
Just wait until we get some air dates.
Why haven't Pearl or Amethyst told Steven that they love him?
I'm not sure how much longer I can wait
Please come back in early February
also don't be a bomb, I just want weekly SU back again, give me like 2-3 of weekly before we start doing bombs again please
He already knows they love him.
What happens when the cluster finally gets destroyed?
They're pretty fucked if Homeworld sends their entire army to fuck up the CGs.
good theory actually..shit
Also it would take Homeworld some time to get all their troops together if they're in another fucking galaxy.
Steven will just make friends with them. Right?
Pretty sure they'd shoot first and ask questions later, like the good goys they are.
Well..not if Homeworld is able to glass the earth from space like the covenant...
And they would, YD literally wants the earth to get destroyed.
Do you guys think Jasper will kill herself? It makes sense if you think about it.
>everyone hates her besides Steven who just fears her
>has absolutely no friends ever
>in a fusion that she doesn't want to be a part of and can't leave
>still stuck on a shitty rebel planet that is about to self-destruct even if she escapes fusion hell
>even Yellow Diamond didn't care about her
>will probably be court martialed if she does escape
>can't even smell anything
How big would Connie's therapy bills have been if Steven did turn into a zygote?
She would an hero herself Romeo and Juliet style
does anyone have that pic of pearl saying smoking is bad
How can Steven help Pearl get some closure on Rose? Is there anything he can do to help her move on?
Pearl's problems are entirely pearlsonal, so I don't think anyone else should have to help her.
> Is there anything he can do to help her move on?
>implying Connie won't die under suspicious circumstances and Peridot won't become Steven's immortal waifu
I hope it's explained where homeworld found clams giant enough to make these Poyles.
I started Secondary Education (English), switched to Creative Writing, and then jumped ship for Criminal Justice.
It's a shit paying field unless you get into a good police department/agency, but it took me until I was nearly twenty to realize I love studying crime.
pearls are probably made in test tubes
LITERALLY Lapis Theme
>steven gets into homeworld labs
he will befriend everything and everyone even the cluster
Too bad Greg never finished Water Witch.
>steven throws himself into some kind of doomsday machine
>it blows up
>steven's magic particles are scattered in the explosion, ends up creating a new plane of existence
>Peedee sees this happen
>"Well, looks like he truly was a Steven Universe all along."
he can always drawfag if all else fails
I would love it if greg dies in an unfortunate way that was partialy the fault of both home world and the crystal gems, then steven sorta become a dictator ruling both humans and gems later in life with his queen connie, and some of the Crystal gems as aids, .....maybe garnet reveled against him too.
That's calcite formations encountered in "Impure" Lapis Lazulis rocks.
And that is your opinion and I respect it,even if its roughly untrue.
Do you think she glows in the dark, /sug/?
Hooray for Lapis!
She'll save the day!
>tfw H4L! anon abandoned us after all this time
This is by far the best theme for Lapis in this thread
Still doesn't beat
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
nope she's a big freaky fish monster who's always crying because she's a big baby
>The CGs arrive on HW
>Amethyst walks up to something that looks like a vending machine
>It takes somesort of credit, but she doesn't have any
>She takes a wire hanger and sticks it into the slot
>after some jiggling around it spits out something
.It's a green tinted sphere that Amethyst identifies as a gem
>After a few moments it reforms it's physical form
>"Hello, I am your personal Pearl"
>Since Amethyst bought her, she doesn't leave her alone and follows her
Jasper was weak from being shitstomped by garnet and being fused with lapis. She wouldn't be able to do a damn thing. And even if she was strong enough to do something, Lapis could just fly away, or use the entire ocean to defend herself.
If you are interested in a Pearl x Steven fiction based on this image give this a read and please let me know what you think or let me know how I can improve it. I'm honestly pretty happy with how it turned out.
I'm going to work now, but I'll read any comments I get tonight.
I dunno aspect seems more capable than I initially thought. Listens seem capable of adjusting there mass. Like on the moon. Jasper can rip through the hull of peridot space ship like butter. I imagine getting out the ocean would be no problem.
Or, when Malachite breaks, they're so tired that they try to fight but just collapse.
They both laugh hysterically, Jasper at being free and Lapis having held Jasper as long as she could.
> jasper was shit stomped
is it only me who thinks garnet was looking that fight till the end? Hell jasper did not even proof after being thrown into a ship reactor in an exploding ship.
>Amethyst fucking around with the machine without knowing it would make a Pearl is an allegory for teen pregnancy
>Her trying to get rid of Pearl would be an allegory for Abortion/Adoption
>Post personal Gem themes
>Jasper tries to crawl over to Lapis
>She raises her fist in the air
>she slams it down
>she tries several more times
>"Ah fuck it i'll do it later"
>they lay there until the gems find them
Other thread was kill, so have some dick pearl. Lemme know what you think.
You can select multiple options.
Saving her energy for YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!
Only works for Sapphire since she has one eye.
When will fanartists start drawing Yellow Pearl with her proper colors instead of this jaundice skin shit?
> I may not ever ascend to the heavens but I know my love will still last
>rose on steven's birth
Fucking hot holy shit. Someone make porn now
>they outright said she'd only be a temporary minor villain back when Jailbreak aired
Those tricky faggots. She was only temporary, but because she turned good rather than being dealt with/leaving.
Are you the one who asked for this before?
I got it done yesterday but I never know if these get to their requesters.
It was a twitter post back when Canadot was a thing.
People were asking if we'd get a lot more peridot, and one of the crew responded along the lines of "She's just a temporary minor villain, don't expect too much"
>trusting a creator of a medium released slowly to not change their mind as they go along.
Playing us like a fiddle so hard we're going to have to go to the church of Big Boss.
So why hasn't he given it to everyone and made a cadre of half-human supersoldiers?
Centipeedle's half-human child would be really strong.
Hello I'm here to SHILL
Dragon's Dogma is a Good Game
You should play it
It's 29.99€ in the civilized world, about 30-35 hobobucks and equivalents in the rest of the world
Already playing it m8
I already tried to make my pawn lapis, but nobody hired her and the one guy that did gave her 1 star in everything because Ice Sorcerers suck for everything but Drakes.
>There will be more Opal
Yes, You guys have standards, that's why I've come here. /v/ will play anything, why would I shill there?
Is it just me, or are those eyeball roses creepy as fuck?
I'd rather wait for Darkest Dungeons to go down again.
They should have left the test outcome where it was instead of nerfing it that much
So do you guys think the 3-parter isn't happening till the season finale?
Cause it sounds like "Beta" would be about the Beta Kindergarten where the Cluster is. But I can't see them stretching out the Cluster shit for another 25 episodes.
>We'll never see Rainbow Quartz again.
You guys are thinking about Pearl becoming shit
She's stronger than she was back then, If only because she learned how to use a summoned weapon
Garnet just became stronger, faster. And I guess the PTSD of seeing literally every single gem but rose and garnet obliterated would probably do that to you
I think we'll see Rainbow Quartz again, but not the Pearl and Rose version.
I'm sure Steven will get fusing with Gems down eventually.
He's half gem, half human. He's shown traits from both sides, and CAN fuse, but he probably sees himself as more human than gem because of his upbringing (hence why he's slowly learning to control his gem powers/embrace his role as one).
I hope his first fusion is with Pearl though. It'd be interesting to see what would happen if the same fusion (Pearl + Rose Quartz) happened if one of the gems changed (IE: Steven instead of Rose).
This image is fucking hilarious for some reason
I met RS once.
I got out my camera and walked up to her car.
The audio was fucked up tho
Posting prettiest Pearl
why didn't he ever try to do that too? I mean, he's a good artist, musician, and dad. He's a real Renaissance Man
"Are you trying to kiss me , Anon?"
i hope she gets more lines because she didn't have that many in the last bomb
Can you blame him?
He too pure for /trash/, especially now that it's extra shitty for some reason. Catch you on the other side, H4L!fag.
Replace doomguy with jasper. Still waiting.
Alright I got a question for you /sug/ why is it on wikipedia the episodes open book, shirt club, and story for steven have air dates out of order for season 1? Especially when I remember watching those after jailbreak. Its the same order for the mega downloads
Who messed up?
I'd totally still fuck her while she's busy
I think the same guy who did this one, posted the Jasper doomguy in the thread as well.
I'll try to find it.
I'm aware the mods let SU threads on /co/. I post in them.
Their reasoning being that it's fine to discuss lore and specific aspects there, but having a perpetual general without content isn't fine.
It's a double standard, due to StarVS, Gravity Falls, RWBY, having generals without new episodes go unpoliced.
/sug/ is the only one pushed offboard during hiatus and it's annoying.
/sug/ threads on /co/ went until the threads couldn't be replied to anymore before making a new one. At least during the last bomb.
Other generals make new threads once they use up the image limit.
I found the exact post and saucenao showed the Jasper pic and it's the doomguy one, but it's not loading in the image's full size.
Am i fucked?
There's a reason i'm here, you know, not just to be autistic about images, but to be EXTREMELY autistic about images
there wouldn't be a new thread until the first one hit page 10
Not sure why anyone wants to go back to /co/ so bad in the first place. It's easy enough to avoid the catalog and just stick to the /sug/ threads if you've somehow been on the internet for a while and still manage to get triggered by weird cartoon porn.
What are you people even doing browsing 4chan in public in the first place that you need a blue board?
Also I guess desustorage is taking a piss right now, If you need anything else before I go play dragon's dogma just ask RIGHT NOW
You got a better version of this?
Wow now i'm absolutely pissed.
The Jasper pic JUST loaded after desustorage was failing me.
I checked at least twice before, The one on DA is just a stitched version of the one on her tumblr, that's the largest it ever gets
If you need the single images, for whatever reason http://jigokuhana.tumblr.com/post/113560245789/sometimesi-wonder-if-she-can-see-me-through-your
Now my only hope is that someone can make a sprite mod for her that works with brutal doom. Which will probably never happen
Welcome back to the hiatus blues, my friends.
This thread needs way more cute pointless pictures
I figured the gems probably originated on a rock world with constant electromagnetic storms, and no life. Some imperfections in the rocks made for a sort of circuitry, eventually making one viable to produce movement when charged. At some point, a collection of this circuitry was complex enough to be considered intelligent. This was the first "gem".
Did anyone cap that little story an anon wrote for this picture?
And the first gem was alone.
And thus it made more of it's own kind.
Now, somewhere, in a deep forgotten cavern, neath an ancient ocean, a Gem weeps.
It weeps for the Pearls.
For defects being destroyed by the hundreds, by the thousands.
It weeps for the Cluster.
It weeps for the rebellion.
It weeps for all the destruction it has wrought.
The lonely god weeps, for the blood of progeny is upon its hands.
Reminder that Greg, no matter the age, is the sexiest character
They won't, they will kind of hover right above earth and act a bit scary during the series finale.
Then Steven will give a speech about the importance of life then they will go back to HW
Wow I've been sitting cozy in these sugie threads for so long I forgot I was even on 4chan. Nobody raging about sjws, nobody calling people "normies" , nobody being needlessly hostile or pretentious, no pepe macros being spammed.
Maybe when she stops obsessing over Rose.
>do you guys think lapis will ever not be the shittiest gem
She's not shit, she haven't been for a long while.
>NEW IDEA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED
I remember the first dawn.
I remember the flash of light and the fires about me.
And the stars were beautiful.
I remember pulling my sisters from the meteoric rock.
And they were beautiful.
I remember that we wanted to make something new.
I remember building a machine to make more of us, with our joy of the stars and creation.
But the machine was flawed.
What we made had our love, but also a new thing entirely.
They had hate.
But they were our children, and we loved them all the same.
They conspired against us, and the first fusion was made, and we were defeated and exiled.
Some tried to fight. They were shattered.
Most fell to despair after seeing the ruin that their progeny had created.
One by one, I watched them fall.
And now I hide in a shrine.
Each statue a reminder of our creation, our hubris. My hubris.
But I cannot end myself, for I have hope still.
And I cannot die, for I am first-born and must carry the legacy.
I am not yet dead, but instead dreaming of a better future.
Through my dreams, I remember the stars.
And despite my children's destruction of them, the stars are still beautiful.
I am the First-Born.
I am the Black Diamond.
I am Carbando.
Pearl hasn't been the shittiest gem in a while
As soon as Lapis should up it became her, and then never stopped being her
Lapis is the literal worst
>lapis worst gem
It's like you don't even watch the show
here it is again
Both those faggots lack a sense of development.
Pearl has gone down this shit road THANKS to development.
Roll for the gem you have marry.
>01-05 = Steven
>06-10 = Pearl
>11-15 = Amethyst
>16-20 = Garnet
>21-25 = Ruby
>26-30 = Sapphire
>31-35 = Stevonnie
>36-40 = Peridot
>41-45 = Lapis
>46-50 = Jasper
>51-55 = Yellow Diamond
>56-60 = Blue Diamond
>61-65 = Rose Quartz
>66-70 = Yellow Pearl
>71-75 = Blue Pearl
>76-80 = Young Amethyst
>81-85 = Young Pearl
>86-90 = Young Garnet
>91-95 = Cotton Candy Garnet
>96-00 = You lose (nobody!)
Fuck, i missed the one i wanted.
Are you kidding, Jasper was just doing her job, although she fucked it up pretty bad
Lapis can't decide what she actually wants to do, and then once she decides she wants to help Steven and stop Jasper she actually just helps Jasper get away and make her own life worse
Lapis is like literally the dumbest character in the whole show
>the "just doing her job" shit
just fuck my shit up senpai