I don't have an edition edition.
My what a interesting night... Even an Orc came to play....
FANS, REALLY? YOU PEOPLE SHIP EVERYTHING, IT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE YOU ALL. IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD SHIP MY EXPORTS...
Anyone wanna dance?
C-Come home with you?
>The idea caused Taranza's face to go completely red, as the implications began flooding into his head. He averted his gaze, poking two index fingers together, with a small, nervous smile on his face.
W-Wow, really? I wouldn't mind going home with such a pretty lady like you...
Me not imp, me orc! Better question, what you? Sc-Scary horse girl, me not like at all!
Me first time here, hiding in the corner!
"An orc?!" A touch of anger decorates her voice after blurting it out, but it eventually dissipates and STR gathers her bearings once more. "Ehem... That's rude! I'm a human! More or less..." she begins, her voice slowly dwindling to a cliff drop at the end, before she continues with her lengthy spiel and her voice rises again. "Besides! What is an orc supposed to be?"
Don't mind the other "creatures" we all play nice... Hopefully you do to.
This won't rustle anyone's jimmies at all. nope, not a one.
In all seriousness though, if you really are going to do that, crowd-source it so everyone can give their input.
Personally, I don't think we should "name names" because it's the behavior of certain posters that's disruptive, and if we name them, it just brings them out of the woodwork.
Yes, of course me do! Me very nice, for an orc! What...What is your name, human girl? You are VERY pretty!
I suppose I should
But that just makes it more interesting, knowing how powerful you are and how easily you could wrap me around your little finger with your magic
Not.. that I want that to happen or anything..
"Huh? Me?" STR queries, jutting a finger out at her own form. "Ah! My name is Strength!" A friendly smile comes upon her visage once the corners of her lips curled up, and she takes a half-step towards the inquisitor. "Am I really cute? Hehe, that's flattering."
"I'm a human, as I said! Sort of, anyway," the large scorpion-like tail of hers moved to and fro along the floor, seemingly exhibiting curiosity.
Thar..Jar...Tha..me call you Thar? And no worry, me not usually do that, me can be mean too!
>the beast furrows his brow and hunches his back, bringing his thick arms down in an attempt to appear aggresive
M-Much better, me think
>his eyes linger on the rump of the girl, his thick tongue rolling out and licking his lips
Phew, me scared for a moment!
Did you gain weight??
>.Exe form switch
>Tsundertton looks away.
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
VENDING MACHINE? I'LL BE VENDING HER MACHINE, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
OR MAYBE SHE'S WRONG. I SEE THAT SUBTLE LITTLE SMILE, DARLING.
I'D SUGGEST YOU FIND COVER. SHE'S A MONSTER WHEN SHE'S ANGRY. A BEAUTIFUL, MERCILESS AND MURDEROUS MONSTER.
Oh I'm the anon that said you had nice tits. But then you were gonna kill me. But we kissed and maid up.
You then said if i got a lock of Lucina's hair we could be super cool friends.
Ring a bell?
Trixie snatches Anon's popcorn with her magical aurora and dumps it over his face. "Trixie's life isn't some show! You can only eat your popcorn when she's on a damn stage or in front of a camera." She finishes her sentence by stuffing his head in the greasy box.
"She just gave you evidence supporting her claim! Stop trying to curve your stupidity on Trixie."
Oh, Hello, Strength, it's nice to meet you and of course you're cute. You're one of the cutest ones I've seen around here, i'm surprised more anons aren't talking with you right now.
"It doesn't bite, no!" She begins, repeatedly appearing at random places of the room, inspecting its bare features closely. "However," she continues, appearing in front of the lady out of the blue. "I can make it sting, if ever the need arises." Quickly, she returns to where she originally stood, hands clasped behind her back, while a chummy smirk adorns her lips.
I'D RATHER JUST WATCH AND POSE FOR THE CAMERA, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
SHIPPED WHERE? ALASKA? AUSTRALIA? YOUR MOTHERS ATTIC?
NEVER IN MY DREAMS WOULD I CURVE ANYTHING TO TRIXIE. NOT UNLESS SHE WANTS IT.
>The audience is crying in laughter.
>Tsundertton is looking away. Not on purpose, or anything.
Sorry big...but you pale in comparison to what I've seen...
>Her arms cross under her bust as she gives him a small grin...
Nothing to bad... Just your everlasting soul that's all...
Yes yes... Super cool friends? What a silly name anon...
I'm almost inclined to not believe you but...
>She ruffles her hair.
As long as sting it towards the baddies I don't mind.
>pulls popcorn box off of head
Is that all you got, bitch?
>pulls tomato out of pocket and throws it at her head with enough force to knock Trixie's hat off. Pulls out a lollipop and starts sucking on it while taking out his phone.
Hey, look. We're on camera so it's within the rules.
"THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY! NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY! Stop playing your premade laugh tracks!"
H-HEY! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING YOUR FOOD GAMES OR WHATEVER!
THOSE ARE SCARY TRIPLE DIGITS. INDEED, I BELIEVE WE NEED AN EXORCIS.
MY CAMERA IS ALWAYS ON. DOES THAT COUNT?
EASY, THERE, DARLING. WE'RE FRIENDS, REMEMBER? LISTEN, I'M JUST GIVING THE AUDIENCE A WELL DESERVED LAUGH AFTER HELPING US WIN. I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU, NEVER.
>Mettaton wipes a fake tear from his eye.
Wha...the King of Dreamland?!
>Taranza is visibly shocked as he notices you, pointing at you and shouting.
Wh-What are you doing here?!
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Well what you originally said was more lewd. I was just using the PC phrase of it.
So ya. I won't lie to you. Unfortunately, I was never able to get a lock of her hair.
(I know this is just rping, but idk, the whole hair thing was an interesting request. In regards of me actually delivering it to you.)
STR disappears from sight, but appears in front of him without a moment's notice, the lagging tail behind her swaying inquisitively. "Is this your way of sweet-talking ladies so that they would perform coitus with you, mister?" She prods, with a teasing smirk, before she returns to where she once was not a moment longer. "I kid, I kid!"
A light red shade dusts her cheeks, and she looks up at the woman with the same beam as before. "Worry not! I won't ever hurt any innocent bystanders."
"'The best and strongest of them all!' Did I get that right?" She chuckles, idly swaying her hips from side to side, her rump jutting out by just the slightest amount.
Man I'm like the only good person even in these threads. BAKA DESU SENPAI
>Taranza puts two hands on his waist, taking a cocky pose. Two of his other hands float upward, palms facing up, as if to shrug.
I suppose I'm not surprised that the King would be a pervert, hanging around here like this.
>The irony of this claim is completely lost on Taranza.
"Hah. That's funny; throw the tomato at the magican! Ahaha!" She fixes her mane as she chuckles. Once done, she approaches Anon while he is distracted and shoves the lollipop down his gullet, then punches his throat. She picks up his phone and repeatedly stomps on it until the screen goes black. After she finishes stomping, she stomps it again.
"Whatever! Don't let these shippings get anything in your head, Mettaton."
>Runes blaze into life.
Why don't you come here...
>Her voice plays a singsong tune, the one rifting hypnotically.
And give me a hug~
Yawn.. Come on your a big strong Orc... You can do better than that...
>She turn around trying to flare a reaction from him.
Well we can always find someone else... Of course if there's someone equally as beautiful...
(I'm always trying to keep things enteresting for me and the anons before we lewd.)
Sir! The Hunter was last seen being escorted by a robot in blue! He had an arm cannon just like the Hunter's!
>claim you didn't have an ego
Please tell me where I said this? I constantly state I'm an attention whore with an ego.
(I wasn't referring to writing skill either, I was talking about personality)
I have never seen you.
>his jaw slackens as she turns away, his face blank for a moment before it morphs into a look of anger. Slamming one foot down heavily, he roars, charging at the woman and grabbing her by the waist, lifting her up. He snorts and growls before calming, his hands releasing as she lands gently back down, his face paniced and worried
U-Uh, how about that, human girl?
>Taranza is visibly shocked at your suggestion. This only lasts a moment, though, as his cocky demeanor returns, a smug grin appearing on his face, as he waves a hand in your direction, as if to dismiss you.
Hah! As if an oaf like you could ever woo a woman! Clearly, you're just jealous!
...You look like someone I know..
(Oh ya, I totally agree. That's actually really clever. Props for originality)
Well I don't think I know anyone else as beautiful but I do know something that will get your attention...
> he points being her and says,
Aw, there it is! That's pretty convenient!
> As she turns around to see what he was referring to, he takes her golden crown in a very peaceful manner. Taunting her as he puts minimal distance between the two...
Well, what do we have here? My my, I guess it's nothing of particular value...
>spits up lollipop, places gum in his mouth and begins to chew it before rising to his feet.
You know something, Trixie? You are ugly when you're angry. My mistress hit harder than you. You hit like a bitch.
>laughs at Trixie
"As down as it could get!" She nods proudly, with her arms folded across her shoulders. STR makes a quick motion with her feet and takes a seat but, somehow, she ends up opposite the side where she originally was. The appendage swings back and forth lazily, meanwhile. "How have you been?"
Well maybe not directly. But I'm really close to Jasper and semi acquaintance with Lapis.
(Are you the same RPer who plays as the other Gems? Or are you a completely different person?)
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I actively work to improve myself and avoid future drama, whens the last things I was relevant to drama? Not in a while cause I avoid it now. I constantly have good character development
I have to be and I got a fucking 50min queue time on BnS so time to fun post for a bit.
Oh who might you be friend? I don't remember knowing any fairies with 6 hands.
>Though startled she calmly dusts herself off, her face contorting into a crazy smile.
Hahaha... You really think I would be scared... Please! Try harder!
You got some real balls there...
>She looks up
But will back down... Or will I crush you anon~
Aww~ My good little pet~ Now... show me how much you love me...
I'm not a fairy!
>Taranza made this exclamation loud and suddenly, before reigning in his tone.
Ahem. I'm Taranza. I'm a spider, not a fairy...Ah, it's nice to meet you, though!
>He smiled, before giving you a bow.
>Taranza sighs, giving you a look of disappointment.
The lazy king lives up to his name, I suppose...how did I ever mistake you, of all people, for a hero?
>chews his gum before pausing to smile at Trixie
Wouldn't you like to know? The only thing I will tell you is that she put me through the wringer on more than one occasion. I don't hate her though. Thanks to her I believe I can take pretty much anything.
I was just trying to meme, I didn't expect all of this to happen. Forgive me.
Because you fail to see the true heroes!
-Let's get digging-
>he growls again, his mouth snarling as he yells, grabbing the woman and throwing her across the room, his nostrils snorting all the while
You no LAUGH at me, me STRONG! Human are weak, like tree branch, easy to SNAP
Smiled all the while STR responded, keeping eye contact until she'd vanish! Although he knew about the ability, it nevertheless caught him off guard, the smile vanishing and returning once he looked to his side, hand placed next to her own.
"I-I've been good! But.. now that I'm reminded, I have two questions! Am I just sorta.. dozing off? Or are you moving really fast? I blink and you move all over!" he'd exclaim, staring into STR's eyes with a slightly nervous tint in his gaze. "I mean, after the tail thing, I'm not all that surprised, but it's still confusing..."
> puts on her crown
Wow! I feel soon pretty! I bet I'm going to be the prettiest girl at the ball!
> he sports a stupid but innocent small on
Well I do actually have some pretty big balls. They're not as big or as impressive as your fat tits, but the ladies love playing with the., that's for sure!
> He begins to slowly walks backwards hoping that she will notice and chase after him.
>Taranza gave the odd looking knight a glance with a puzzled look.
...Have we met?
>She smiles mischievously, her hands wave in front of the anon as the magic works his way into his body sealing it with a kiss.
Now my little anon, me expect you... Everything off!
Hehe... What are you gonna do about it big guy...
>Her eye twitches, one foot after the other she plods towards him ever quiet.
Maybe, though at least I don't have to talk to people as anonymous behind peoples back and not even try to work things out.
Oh who perhaps would you mistake me for? I tend to be a very /unqiue/ character. Not many are similar. I am ClownPiece a fariy from hell.
>ClownPiece bowed her head in return
An expression of wonder graces her visage, before it disappears and is instead taken over by a smile, which stayed for much longer. "Ah, I haven't explained those yet, huh?" She, once more, quickly appears in front of him, in the blink of an eye. Putting a hand up to her lips, she clears her throat and begins.
"Long story short, I have abilities that you wouldn't expect a normal human would have," STR says matter-of factly as a lumbering pair of mechanical arms materializes and covers her two limbs. Even as they weigh down, however, it seems she wasn't hindered at all by the sheer mass of the pair.
"I'm not exactly a normal girl, as you can see..."
>he snorted, marching over to her sprawled figure and bending low, squating just infront of her so that his "hidden" monster dragged along the ground below him
Something me have wanted to do for awhile
>he shoved a big hand out, digging his thick fingers into her blouse and ripping it, crudley revealing her breasts
Oh, well, nice to...meet you?
>He attempts to give you a pleasant smile, though this is muddled by his uneven brow, still showing his uncertainty.
Oh, it isn't that I mistook you for someone. You just...look a lot like someone I know. Except, they're a lot shorter, and they don't have arms...or a torso.
>Taranza's face went blank as he pondered the differences.
Your hats are very similar though. Oh, and...
>A smile appeared on his face, along with a blush, as his eyes darted away from you.
He's...not a cute girl like you are, either.
>He floats upward and away from you, studying you with caution.
>His dick rubs against his armor. He looks at Samus.
You want to cuddle?
> he looks back and sees her moving ever quickly towards him...
... oh shit... SHE'S FAST, FUCK!
> he actually starts moving faster, but notices that she is gaining ground...
How... *gasp* is it, *dah* a woman with perfect double D size tits able to move that fast! Maybe I can lose her in the forest...
> he sprints into the forst, hoping to use the trees and foliage as cover and protection...
(Is any of this doing it for you or no?)
>he stops upon hearing a voice and looks at the floating arachnomorph incredulously
It... it speaks? You speak, flying spider?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I INDEED DETECT SOME LEVELS OF PASSION, AFFECTION, AND KINDNESS FROM YOU WHEN I'M NEAR YOU. BUT OF COURSE, WHO DOESN'T? I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING ENAMORED FOR A METAL BOX. HERE, HAVE THIS TO FEEL BETTER.
>Mettaton is giving you a box of chocolates.
IN THE KNEE-SOCKS.
As with all avatarfag collectives, they retreated to a private chat room/forum and stopped even pretending to be "friendly" to "new" people. Last I heard they were still going though, and some of them even still legitimately believed their Alice was a half-japanese barely-legal burn victim genius programmer olympic-tier swimmer girl.
>She can not resist his smile. She nods.
>stares at his lollipop which happens to be in the shape of a unicorn's head
I cannot say that she will accept the invite much less talk to me but I'll give it a shot.
>bites off the horn on his unicorn lollipop
I'm just a little disappointed that the almighty Trixie is afraid of me, a simple anon. On that note, I'll take my leave of you.
Thanks again for the phone, Mettaton.
They're both cool, but the fucking shitposters see the perfect time to strike when they post. Oh wait, no, scratch that, it's because this is the time NO ONE ERP's. Today is shittier than other day's, however.
(I'm glad you knew exactly what I was going for.)
>Her hands trace along his genitals, feeling and grabbing every nook and cranny.
I'm a little low on ingredients dear, why don't help help me pump out some of that precious cum darling~
Ah you brute!
>Her body shakes as he grips onto her.
Don't think I won't just submit to
Anon~ come here~
(How so anon? This is fine to me?)
Swallowed, the audible gulp signaling his bewilderment, though he wasn't particularly afraid, the previous interactions with STR had already built up a decent immunity to the paranormal actions she was capable of.
"I.. can see that! Though I suppose it's not really a bad thing, I'd imagine you can probably do some serious damage with those, right..?" he'd ask, reaching out without thinking, but then suddenly recalling their previous night with her tail, and then quickly yanking his hand back. "Of course.. only at your own discretion? After the last reaction I got out of you I admit I'm a bit nervous to just touch, but I *am* curious..."
"Speaking of which.. do you think I could get a closer look at your tail? Touching and all? I know it's an odd request but... I've never really seen anyone else like you!"
I arrive at these threads hoping to do some ERP, but the desire usually just drains away a few minutes in. Then later on, when it comes back, there's no one on for it, or if they are, they're just finishing up with someone else and have to go.
>tfw took a nap and it lasted 12 hours
Hey thread, how are we all doing tonight?
Hopefully everyone's been nice and relaxed, maybe a little heated~
Of course I speak! Why wouldn't I?
>He cautiously floats back down to your level, though he keeps his distance.
Er...and who are you, exactly?
>Taranza eyes the Waddle Dee carefully. He keeps his distance, staying out of the creature's earshot. Assuming it has any ears, that is.
Somehow, I don't think this is an appropriate place for their kind...
I'll be free to do some kinky shit in a little~
I'll be able too soon, if you want a round <3
"Is it Pinkie Pie? Is that who you are hinting at? Or a unicorn with a broken horn? You're being too vague."
"Her point remains valid."
"Don't expect Trixie to fuck someone every damn night. You're lucky she appears at all!"
"Well, goodnight. And sorry for last night; she had a fresh fleshlight to use."
I'd be willing to say it's the timing, if not for the fact that the few times you two haven't been around, things were relatively quiet on the shitposting end and there was plenty of ERP.
Of course Tharja!
>He thrusts into her soft hand, his hands moving to rest on her ass. He slowly leans forward and breathes deep, taking in the scent of his new owner
I'll shoot out as much as you need
Me dont doubt you will
>he picked her up, lighter then before, and spun her around before placing her back down. His fingers dug into her fleshy rear for a moment, before flying up and ripping her lavish legwear free, followed by the the majority of her clothes. He then gripped his lengthy orc prick and pulled it upwards, slapping it down onto her lower back and plump ass, his other hand tightening around her neck
Squirm all you want, girl, me not let you free now
> he continues running till her finds a tree that has a hiding cave under its roots. There he thought, would be a perfect place to catch his breath and plan his next move...
She'll never find me now
(As in, making this conversation unique for you. I'm sure you just get bothered by the same old cycle of lewd rping over and over again. Just trying to have some fun, know what I mean?)
>tfw will never have a cult
Oh,is this so, I'm glad you think I'm cute hun.
>ClownPiece brought her index finger up towards her lower lip, teasing the cute spider
Though, it seems it'd be quite difficult to confuse us as we seem to have less similarities than you believe. us to have
I think we slept for the same amount of time, then woke up at the same time roughly. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me~
Strength was quite surprised to hear his words, the metallic, but surprisingly sensitive, appendage recoiling slightly. Slowly it morphs, to a less threatening appearance, akin to a devil tail. "You can, I guess... Be gentle, though," she warns, extending the tail towards his direction.
Out of left field however, she stops and retreats briefly, with a backwards half-step. "...before that though," her voice drips with a stern tone, and the look on her face suggests possible danger. "Do you wish to see how destructive these can be?" STR queries, looking at a nondescript wall to her side. "If you are..." she murmurs.
"...cover your ears."
Wow what a asshole.
Hey I am Bandana Dee. King Dedede's second in command ready to spend my freetime sexual!
"Trixie does play erotically! It's just that her way of playing erotically is forcing men to bleed and kill themselves. Anywho, you are probably that one person who continuously tries to stir up trouble. Trixie is done talking."
>Waves excitedly at her furry friend
I sure did Jiro! How's your time been meeting other people been fairing? I imagine good since you're so nice!
>She yawned and stretched her arms out, exposing most of her small pale arms
I might even try for another nap maybe, who knows~
>Yawned again being reminded of sleeping
It was alright, I actually have plans in some time so I gotta stay awake for them, but knowing me I probably will avoid it to nap
>Her hands twist and turn on his knob, Her silky smooth skin dancing across the shaft. Her other hand molding the tightening sack.
Good~ And just in case...
>Suddenly a jolt of magic hits his area, almost like a spurt.
I hope what ever hole you came from is protected from my wrath!
>Even under the weight of his enormous cock she still chuckles under her breath, her ass jiggling in place from his roughness.
>Under the cover of darkness she searches, walking around before coming upon a tree. She waits lost in thought.
(Don't worry your fine!)
>Taranza's expression goes blank, as he studies the creature with his gaze.
It's Taranza. Uh, nice to meet you, Mr. Jiro.
Oh, of course! S-Sorry if I offended you, miss, you're nothing like that guy at all!
>His blush grows on his cheeks, along with his smile, developing into a wide grin. A hand floats up to rest behind his head. Two others float up in front of his, folding together perpendicular, with palms connecting.
It's mainly just your hats which look alike. Otherwise, he's just some loser, whereas you're quite charming!
>Taranza's attention is caught at the sudden shout, turning his head this way and that in search of the source.
Reached for the girl's tail as she presented it, but her quick step away made him freeze mid-motion. As she spoke and asked her question, both hands would slowly make their way to cup over his own ears, giving a nod.
Through all of this he kept silent, his facial expression, either impressed or scared for what was to come, had yet to really show itself.
Ahh it's been going quite well. I never thought this place could be such a robust gathering place! I even met my old
>he stops himself realizing what he was about to say and quickly remedies it
friend! ... well I suppose you could say friend. Yes friend.
You as well, mister Taranza! You seem very fascinating. From where do you come from, if I may ask?
Me hope your holes are protected too-
>he gripped his girth again and pulled back, pressing his hot, huge tip at her lewd exit, snarling for a moment before releasing her neck and tucking his arm under her breasts pulling her upward and onto his cock, sliding her down it
-for your sake
>He lets out something between a moan and a scream as the magic courses through his lower body.
>He holds onto her to stay standing, still thrusting into her skilled hand
Thank you Tharja..
(As long as I'm not boring you haha)
> he continues to wait patiently, thinking he got away from here
Damn, I'm good. To bad she can't find me, I kinda like spending time with her...
> he shakes his head to clear any distracting thought...
Must stay focused...
>Her head tilted at the sudden stop while talking, this time she couldn't help but pry just a little bit
An old friend? Is it like...friend friend...?
>A tiny smirk crossed her face as she peered up at Jiro
Don't mind if I do.
>He bends her over and pull downs her tight yoga pants, revealing her huge ass. He then pulls out his now fully erect cock and prods the tip of it into her asshole
Of course, dear!~ I'll help in any way that I can
Goodness, we cant have that, can we?~ I hope you don't mind, I've been working out a little~
>she struts over to the sitting anon, briskly turning on her toes and jutting her yoga pants covered rear out
Mind if you peel these silly things off for me?~
Mhn, straight to the point <3
>she bends over more, her wide rear on full display as she slides a hand around, gripping one of her fat, fleshy cheeks and pulling it to the side, her lewd hole winking at him
>Her mind blanked as the huge shaft entered her, a large bulge prevalent on her body as he filled her to the brim with his meat.
No... I-i can't.... Ah~
>As she finishes the spell her eye gleam... Because before her what once was average cock has now extended into a larger and girth you fucktoy all ready dripping hot fluids.
Now~ why don't you stroke for me anon~
Now where did that simpleton go...
>With her mind so distraught she passes right in front him, completely unaware she taps her foot infront of his position.
>he's taken a bit aback by her words but he keeps his composure as he answers
Friend friend? No no, more like a... mentor! Yes, that's it! An old mentor! Helped me escaped my wartorn world, actually.
Anything to relieve this massive hardon, Miss Parr.
>He reaches out with both hands, grabbing the top of her soft, stretchy workout clothes and pulling them down, revealing her fat, round ass.
Mnh, god your ass is amazing...
Seeing as he had given the all-clear, Strength's arm rises and a metallic, humming sound tinges through the air. The arm's many exhausts expand and its palm spreads open. A bright orange glow radiates from the silo-like aperture and a huge laser violently fires forward, completely obliterating the wall. The dangerous beam was accompaned by a vehement whirring noise.
It lasted merely a few seconds or so, but with how tense the atmosphere was, it felt like a century had passed. The arm that fired returns to its dormant state, and she turns to look at him. "Will that suffice? I put some limits in the case that it'd send some debris flying."
>Her expression turns into a slight frown before turning back into a warm smile
Aww, I was expecting something more cutesy...although that's really cool that you met your mentor! I love when I get to see my mentor, I hope it was as good for you as it is for me Jiro~
>Both of his hands move to his larger cock and he starts stroking. He grows more sensitive and drops to his knees again, looking up into her eyes
M-more.. please use me.. treat me like a toy..
>my cock grows as I stare at your ass, the thick outline of it visible through my jeans
Any chance you could help me out with my bulge here mommy? I know you seem busy ready, bit you did cause it..
> he is offended by her choice if words. He stands up right in front of her and pokes her in her chest...
SIMPLETON? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SIMPLETON YOU BIG BREADED BEAUTIFUL....
> he stops as he realizes he just gave away his position...
Oh.... God damnit...
Dont act like you no like this, human bitch. Me know girls like you love when bigger thing take control
>the beast began thrusting, slamming his shaft directly up her tight passage, stretching and gaping it with each thrust. His heavy, swollen green sack slapped against her nethers with each thrust as he held her tight, his hot breath rolling down her neck as her feet lifted just off the ground
Of course not, dear~ Let out all your anger, just tell me what you want me to do~
Mhn, I love it when boys say that, spoiling me about my fat ass works a treat on me~
>she jumps back, her squishy, bare, huge ass landing heavily on your lap as she wriggles backwards, your cock pushing between her two large cheeks
Ahnnn~ Do you l-like it, dear? I know how much boys love a nice, fat, round bit of meat to grab onto
>she buckled from his entry, straightening herself as she let out a lusty hiss
Getting all tense and hard from just looking at mommy's curvy body, dear?~ How can I help? <3
>She nodded excitedly, practically bouncing up and down in place
Yup! My mentor is Ainz, but I always call him papa bones! He's teaching me how to become a necromancer like him!
>An innocent wide smile wore on her face as she spoke
People sure love your ass.. But i really love a good throat to stretch while thruting my cock into.. open your mouth like the good slut you are will you
>He bites his lower lip as he was motioning with his finger to make her get on her knees and open her mouth
>Her lips give a quick peck on the tip, she turns around shacking her cute butt be looking back at him.
Then I suggest sticking it in~ I do need your seed for my spell~
>Her hands quickly snatch the crown, her aura increasing in intensity.
Look who we have here~ My little crown thief aww~
Y-you dumb sack of meat... Eh~
>With every thrust she broke down more and more, even with the nasty look on her face her mind was addled by the furocious fucking.
I hope you rot...
>His expression suddenly flattened, turning into something more stern, his smile disappearing.
...WAS ruled by a Queen Sectonia.
>He went silent after this, his glance shooting off to the side.
Saved 10 times over holy shit
>His hands clamp down on her bare bubble butt, squeezing them together as they smother his cock, the shaft sliding easily between her fat, sweaty rear.
Oh fuck, Miss Parr, please let me put it inside this delicious ass of yours!
Had his eyes go wide once Strength got started, the many contraptions expanding and glowing were all he could see as a bright light flooded his vision, forcing his eyes to shut.
Only once the muffled hum of machinery wound down, would he open his eyes and release the cup over his ears.
"...Oh." were the only words he could manage, staring at the damage and then back to Strength, nodding in response before glancing back to her arms, then tail, then back up to her stern, yet still pretty gaze.
"Y-You don't walk around with either of those out in public I'd assume? Hood down or not, I doubt that'd settle well with the population.."
>his ears droop a bit as he goes heavy into thought and then they perk right back up as he gasps in recognition of the name
Ahh! I've met him once! He offered me undead status, he did. I didn't know you were a necromancer.
>a look of guilt crosses his face and his ears droop down, realizing what he had just said
Ohh.. ohh, I am terribly sorry, mister Taranza. I suppose that would explain why you are here.
(Excellent choice to erp as btw)
Well, I can't help it when you're so sexy mommy.
>I walk over to you and give your ass a firm squeeze, my cock growing larger, now painfully constrained by my jeans.
Could I get a blowjob mommy? At least to start...
>his heavy hand gripped the woman under her chin, lifting her higher as he continued slamming his monster into her, his cock drilling madly as he grunted and snorted. His other hand came around to her front, two of his wide fingers making contact with her slit, beginning to rub the soaking mess
Hope all you want, you're mine now, human
No worry, little clown girl
>She nodded happily once again, beaming with excitement
He's a really nice papa! He has been teaching me the path of the lich so I can be his tiny little lich friend forever! It's going to be awesome!
>Her body swayed back and forth as she had to expend some of her excitement in some way
>Taranza was startled by the suggestion, his cheeks going slightly pink as he pondered what you were getting at.
I...don't know what you mean.
> before she could finish her last word, he pounces on top of her and they both fumble to the ground...
Nope! I stole it fair and square!
> he reaches down and manages to remove it from her head
Damn you're strong
> he says as he lays on top of her, his chest against her breast and his crotch against hers...
>she did as she was commanded, dropping to her knees as she opened her mouth wide, tongue rolling out soon after in a erotic look
Mmhn, k-keep slapping it, treat me like a fucktoy <3
>her ass stretched and gripped you, more and more of your length slamming deeper into her gaping ass, your smacks leaving big red marks on her pale skin
>she reached back, spreading both her chubby cheeks to reveal her tight little pink hole, raising her fat rear high enough for you to shove your greedy cock in
Go on then dear <3
Of course, sweetie~
>she dropped to her knees, unzipping your fly and diving it to free your bulge, gripping your thickness in your hands as it burst free, inhaling and kissing at it
>he smiles at her, his tail flickering a bit as he remembers his old days under his master, the days where he lived for something bigger than himself and was led with purpose and happy that his dear friend has something like that
Forever, you say? And he let you keep your skin and flesh?
Well, if who you served no longer ruled, there'd be no point in lingering, correct? This place has become a gathering of sorts for mighty heroes, beautiful women, some goddesses, some royalty, and of course those who simply wish to...relieve themselves. My theory is that you were attracted to this place in hopes of finding a new purpose, or even perhaps a new royal liege to whom serve. Do tell me if I'm presuming too much.
>She continued her onslaught of excite nods
Yep! He's letting me keep my soft flesh until I gather enough souls and essence to become a lich!
>Her excitement could no longer be contained as she started running in circles quickly to tire herself out
Good slut..At least you know your place..
>He says as he gives her a few pats on the head with his cock before sliding slowly, to let her savor his manly taste and started to thrust back and forth his cock into her mouth.
Mmm you have the best mouth Miss Parr...
>HE said as he was playing with her hair a bit
>He grins, slapping the tip of his cock against your tight, puckered hole.
Oh, I intend to.
>With relative ease, he slips inside, his thick cock easily stretching your tight hole as you accomodate to his girthy member.
>He glanced away, a look of unease on his face.
Um, s-sure, we can go with that...
She gives off a chuckle, shaking her head from side to side. "Certainly not! Most likely, it would simply garner too much unnecessary and unpleasant attention... More likely than not, prejudicial ones, too," she replies, waving the robotic arms down. This motion causes the mechanical limbs to disperse, and she retreats back to her more normal form.
Then she remembers. "...right, you, um, still wanted to touch my tail, right?" She inquires, folding her arms with a slight blood red coming across her face.
>Her teeth knitted in pain at his domination, Her efforts at deluding him forgotten her moans of pleasure instead was voiced.
Y-yes... It's s-so big...
There we go~ I can't wait for you to explode inside of me~ give me everything~
>She lays there in a slump.
Might as well just kill me now...
(I-I'm sorry, Mr. Adolf!)
>he chuckles to himself as he watched his friend's excitement until a thought occured to him
Wouldn't you miss your skin and flesh once you become a lich though?
Fortunate for you there are two lovely princess who sometimes show up. One is Princess Peach and the other is a warrior princess named Lucina. Have you met either one?
>She stopped running for a moment to gaze up at Jiro with a smug grin
He taught me how to use illusion magic too if I ever wanted my flesh back! But being a skeleton is awesome! You don't get hungry or tired or even need to shower! It's the ultimate lazy!
>His expression lightens once more, brightening into a slight smile.
Ah! YesI I've met Princess Peach, she's quite lovely! I haven't met this Lucina, though...
>he grinned with her submittion, his thrusts into her tight, comforting hole increasing as the hand on her chin raised itself, brushing her hair from her blushed face
Good human slut, beg for it, keep talking
>his two fingers pushed passed her walls and into her cunt, his thumb gently rubbing at her clit as his fingers explored just the inside of her slit, his cock still relentlessly pounding her ass
No hungry? But how will you enjoy the delicious snack foods? Would you still be able to taste?
>he smiles and sighs a bit wistfully
Isn't she just~ And she's not a frequent visitor to this place, in fact if what I hear is correct, she's rather rare. However, she commands an army that is utterly devoted to her and I'm sure her kingdom is the same. Unless her kind nature is an act and she's actually a sort of despot.
>(Tharja with just her himecut
Gradually regained his composure once Strength returned to her more... human form,
"Ah.. yeah.. yeah! Could you... turn around for me?" he requested, a tint of red crossing his own cheeks when he really thought about the situation, but would roll along with it anyways.
> he kisses her on her cheek and gives her her crown back.
Don't be such a brat.
> he said with a smile. He stands up and aids her back to her feet.
Unfortunately I have to go. But you should give me a nickname so you can remember me for next time.
> He gives her a goodbye hug and gives her a slap on the ass.
(I unfortunately really have to go. Sorry about that. And just when I got close to you.)
>she sucks and slurps, her superpowers letting her take in all of your lengthy, thick cock so that her nose and chin collided with your groin. She inhaled your musky scent as she continued sucking and slobbering, her tongue lapping the underside while her cheeks tickled and hugged you
Mhnn, good boy~
>she begins bouncing, knowing how quickly you'll begin fucking her if you see her fat, wide rear jiggling up and down. Your girthy cock hits deeper with each bounce, her weight crashing down onto your lap with heavy lewd slapping noises
Ahhnn, y-yes~ More...harder~
>her words drool from her mouth, face squished into the floor as you dominate her, thrusting deep into her tight hole, her huge ass red and tender
>she envelopes your cock in one go, eyes rolling up towards you as she begins slurping loudly, coating your stiff cock in spit and precum
>She seemed to take a lot longer answering this question that the last few, seemingly lost in thought
I...I'll have to ask him if illusion magic allows the bearer to taste food...I sure hope I could!
An army, huh?
>His smile widens, as he begins to imagine what this princess is like.
Wow...I hope she comes around, I'd love to meet her!
Fuck..So good.... Let see if you can hold your breath cocksleeve
>HE grinned as he uses his index and middle finger to press her nose a bit, a playful game of breath control as he started to fuck her lovely mouth over and over making a good bulge of her throat
(Im sorry if you dont like breath play..)
Very good, friend Anzu. It would be a tragedy to lose your sense of taste. To no longer be able to feast on one's favorite delicious snack foods like kettle chips or cakes.
Would you like me to describe her for you? She's a lithe, athletic girl, dressed in a fancy commander's uniform complete with cloak. Her face has a very determined look about it framed with femininity behind her blue eyes. Her aqua hair is topped with a golden tiara, marking her as a princess and she carries a very fancy sword on her hip.
Mnh yeah...that's it...
>He moans out as you bounce recklessly, the feling of your weight combined with the tightness of your stretchy asshole almost sending him over the edge with that alone, though he manages to calm down, instead focusing on pulling you down on him with each bounce, the loud, wet smacking noises now filling the room.
She reluctantly does as told and nods, doing a quick twirl so that her back would be what he'd have his eyes on. "Is that fine?" She asks, with a slight blush painting her delicate chocolate face.
"I, uh... should also fix that wall later," STR adds, setting her gaze upon the aftermath of the destructive attack.
>A hand went up to each cheek, as he began to daydream with a wide grin and drooping eyelids.
She sounds wonderful, heh heh...
>hearing her words, he pulls his length cock free as it makes a lewd "pop" noise as it slides from her gaping asshole. Gripping her waist with both hands, he slams her soaking, needy slit down onto his lubed, throbbing prick, instantly pushing past her lips and carving a path, slamming quickly up against her womb
Me think I fill you up first, little cute human whore
>using the grip on her waist as well as his thrusts, he slams the petite figure down over and over, like a cocksleeve. Her plump rear slapping hard up against his groin as his swollen sack swung around, her moans only driving him quicker to climax
Maybe someone arrange this
I'll be sure to ask him Jiro, I wouldn't want to not be able to indulge in my favorite cakes and sweets! That'd be horrible!
>A slight amount of worry appeared on her face, biting her bottom lip nervously
The meme war to end all meme wars has begun.
Fear the memepocalypse.
I hope fate brings you two together. I'm sure she'd love to meet you. She told me she's always looking to add to her army, even if they don't wish to be soldiers.
>he notices the touch of worry on her face and he gives her a comforting hug
Fret not, friend Anzu. I'm sure a necromancer as powerful as Ainz can find a solution!
Leaned forward in his seat, reaching for that black, arrow-tipped tail Strength had perked towards him. "Yeah, this works.." he'd say, a little anxious over the situation before digits would wrap around the width of her tail.
"Is it sensitive?" he'd ask, glancing towards the wall as it was mentioned, "and uh, well.. for now I think it's fine, it's late anyways.."
>she sucked and slurped harder, her makeup running as tears ran down her cheeks; lewd gagging and spluttering noises emitting from her mouth. Her hands trembled as she placed them upon you, still slamming as much of your twitching cock down her greedy throat
How does that feel, dear?~ My big, heavy ass slamming down onto you while you fuck your favorite hole desperatley~
>she bounced harder, moaning with each slap as your girth pounded her, feeling her mound leak sweet juices down her thighs and onto you
Mmhn, y-you're gonna make me...make me uhnn~
>she could already feel herself loosing it, her cunt growing hot and needy as her mind became clouded, the thoughts of your thick, ropey cum filling up her ass flooding her
>she continues to slurp and suck on your cock, pulling and suckling on it as hard as she could. Her hands snaked up and groped your sack, rubbing it gently as the other gripped your thigh
>His attention returns to you, hands dropping from his face, eyes wide along with his smile.
I'll be sure to look out for her! Thank you for telling me about her, Mr. Jiro!
Hey you'll get off my shitlist sooner or later~
>Her pussy clenches a tightens around the throbbing dick, the grubby tip pushing up cleaving a entrance for her to breed.
Please~ Let me bare your child~ I need more fill me to the brim~
>Her hips move in synchronization the pounding being heard from miles on end.
Why wish when you could just snuggle with me anon~
>The hug surprised her for a moment but she quickly relaxed and returned the kind hug.
Thanks Jiro, now that you mention it I see him drink lots of tasty drinks and stuff, but I'm not sure I see him eat all that often, maybe he doesn't want me to know what he eats...
You're very much welcome, mister Taranza. Would you care for a drink? We can toast to masters new and old!
(Ahh, and props to playing Taranza! The little bugger became my favorite Kirby character, dethroning Adeleine after years on the throne)
>he gives her head a couple of gentle pats
Ahh, is that so? Perhaps he can taste something after all so there is hope for you yet!
>feeling the tingly sensation travel through his throbbing huge manhood, he quickens his slams as his fingers dig into her sides, his breath still hot on her face
Y-Yes, me think you make perfect breeding swine, good mother t-too
>he grunted loudly, the heavy slaps of their fuckfest nearly drowning it out as his cock started shooting huge, hot, sticky ropes into her womb, her stomach bloating as more and more and more shot inside of her. He kept thrusting, bouncing her on his stiff shaft as he emptied himself into her, bubbles and droplets of his cum overflowing and leaking down the both of them
Ahhhh~ heheh... There's so much... I can't believe it...
A small gasp escapes her lips, the redness of her face deepening once he began to gently stroke. "It... kinda is. Has a weird feeling," she admits, with a few shivers jumping up and around the nerves of her tail. Who knew it even had receptors?
"And... it won't take long," she says, once again holding her arm up at the direction of the wake of the destruction. In the blink of an eye, it returns back to the way it was before it was even devastated. "...ah, there."
>he slammed a few more times until he was completely empty, before pulling her off his rigid cock as torrents of his white, thick cum dribbled from her used cunt. Placing her gently on her back, he panted and breathed, sitting down himself
All f-for you, cute human whore, all for you
>he watches the orc breed Tharja, tears of joy in his eyes
He conquered Tharja on his first attempt! I-I couldn't be more proud! Truly he's an example for us all!