ERP thread brought to you by Hunger Games' Adachi.
Previous thread here.
I came here to slay anime so they won't see the living daylights.
A HG ERP thread??
Isn't this against the RuRuRuRules?
I'm a funposting memer who fucked a clown on Steam earlier and threw a cream pie at her, do I seem like I care?
wait is it... hungerom games or sex... idachi explain!
it's both bitch! Shit bout to get REAL FUNKY up in here
Reminder clown doesn't get me, even though she wants it.
funky... oh is that what men are suppose to look like...
Take a picture bitch, it'll last longer
O-only my sister can have fun with me
It's in the R-Rules
WELCOME TO MY THREAD, ERPERS AND HUNGER GAMERS!
ERP AS YOU WANT! THERE ARE NO RULES! THERE IS NO JUDGMENT! BE FREE AND DO AS YOU WILL! ERP LIKE ALMA ELMA WOULD WANT YOU TO!
how do you take a picture? i dont have any memories of that term
SAM POUND HERE, READY TO POUND, THOSE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS IN THE BATHROOM STALL. POUNDING AND POUNDING, UP THE BUTT, YES AND DOWN THE THROAT. BUT I'M NOT HERE, FOR MY PLEASURES. I'M JUST HERE BECAUSE I'M A SEX OFFENDER!
you need a camera in order to keep a record of that ass
>embraces you and slides snake arm through your hair
Ooo! You know just how to fry my fritatas, big boy!
Let's get erotic.
>Pecks you on the mouth with his beak nose
Depends what you want to sign up for~
It's sad how he denies you little sister. It truly is.
Awww...you've arrived brother-in-law. My sister and I were already waiting for you :v)
>loves but doesn't give attention
Hey now, you're the only one with one and you're going to use it on little Yukinon or I'll kill Saika you closet homosexual.
Is that an invitation?
SAM POUND HERE, READY TO POUND, YOUR TIGHT VAGINA, NOW GO MISSIONARY, AND LET ME INTO YOU. BUT I'M NOT HERE, TO GIVE A PERSPECTIVE, I'M JUST HERE BECAUSE I'M A SEX OFFENDER.
It's too late, I've already impregnated Totsuka, he's having our child as we speak.
Time for me to pull an ocelot.
Maybe some day.
I don't think you completely understood what I just said, Hikki-kun.
Oh please, take a load off Dio
This is... perfect! Nobody can get mad at me for scopin' out the booty when it's also an ERP thread! This dandy guy's in for a dandy time, baby.
>all these people wanting to take the time and energy for sex
Wait we're 2 Dandies now? Damn, this is getting beyond dandy.
>Doesn't have a dick to stick in Michiru
Huh?! Aw man, talk about deja-vu. Lemme save us a load of trouble and say: we're both the real Dandy! Instead of fighting, let's unite and use our dandy power to scope out the perfect booty.
You kiddin' me, guy?! Hey, he's offerin' >>1029788! We can't split the perfect booty three ways!
that takes to much energy, HG is all about lazy shitposting and half assing
we'd rather be shit here than be shit with the diarrhea
I have been here since the beginning of the thread, my HG-ER¨P oldfag opinion is worth more than yours
>EXTREEEEEEEEME rore prays everyone in this thread
some groups are better seperated, besides, two shitpost factions turn into a beautiful cancer that cant be contained~
But HG is already cancer that can't be contained, senpai~
Baby, chill down. There's enough female booty for the three of us to go around with.
and look how nothing is happening here? if the HG mixes with ERP, nothing gets done, its why i use this muse, lupins face is already hated
HG isn't as good as it used to be lol, i don't even feel like roleplaying because it's not fun, also look at how cute my avatar is.
>hosts a game with a bunch of meme events and a cool background and then never hosts again
Hunger games is shit. That oldfag you all hate sucks, I agree.
>talks to a bunch of people on steam and sucks their dicks
When do I get invited to the private steam group? lol
But nothing gets done in HG either, that's why I left! In the end of the day, you look back and nothing has amounted to anything, no story is being built like they used to, you just said "Hi" to a bunch of people and traded insults/compliments.
take your strawman somewhere else
I don't know, some asshole just invited for some reason
eh, ive got some character development with my main muse over in ERP, and ill probably pop em in the real thread in a moment, i just wanted to shit up this thread a bit, look around i mean.... my garbage is prestine comparitivly
I don't know a few midfags and garnet are pretty cool
Doesn't mean the oldfags get to shitpost whenever and then suck eachothers dicks then later have the audacity to say the community isn't as good as it used to be, despite them making it worse.
Play your cards right and I will, I'm not too picky
Since when did I want you? Plus I've had my taste of you once before, assuming you are who i think you are. Otherwise you a new person so I haven't desired you yet. I merely wish to do each person once just for the sake of saying I've done it
Thats entirely just people not wanting to play as the male anymore.
>sticking your dick in worst girl
I'm alright with that baby. I'll call dibs on second, the other 2 can have the leftovers.
You said yesterday when I stopped by. don't you remember?
>takes off bandana
>IT'S ANOTHER BANDANA, IN AMERICA
MY ROUTE WAS A BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED MASTERPIECE WITH A BITTERSWEET BAD ENDING AND A VERY WELL DESIGNED GOOD ENDING
WHAT'S YOUR LORE AGAIN
IM A GOD DAMN FUCKING TERRORIST WHO NEARLY DESTROYED AN ENTIRE GOD DAMN KINGDOM.
I'M A MOTHER FUCKING FAIRY FROM HELL BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR ALL ETERNITY
WHAT DID YOU DO? TAKE A TAKE UP ASS? OH WOW SO DEEP LORE
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Give me all of your banadanas! I want to tie them together to make the freedom rope.
Maybe, maybe not, that anon may have shitposted before, so why should I?
I'm channeling all my power to you, baby. Let's take these down, FOR THE BOOTY, BABY.
Sorry anon and Clownpiece
like I said, not today, but maybe someday
Chiru is not for sexuals
Except those 6 times, but that was in private on Steam.
And then those 3 other times, but that was sort of in private.
But apart from that I'm a pure virgin.
SHIT! DANDY, DANDY AND DANDY FOLLOW ME WE'RE GETTIN THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND WE'RE GONNA GRAB SOME BOOTY.
You serious? Forget this thing then baby I gotta get to boobies pronto! Dandy out!
It's fine its woman on woman love that makes it okay and keeps you a pure virgin. Though I wouldn't expect a moron to understand that. Would you even know what to do? You'd probably just lay there like a dead fish
No time for fighting, we gotta get to Boobies right now!
Pff, w-well, at least I'm not a slut like you! It'd be a ute sort of "not knowing what to do"! Shut up!
I'm way better than that! I'm the best at not cumming, I'm the best at everything!
D-don't try me, though! Just take my word for it.
I HEARD WE NEEDED SOMEONE TO RA- I MEAN BRING US JUSTICE
YES, I WILL SAVE THESE THREADS ONE RA- CRIMINAL AT A TIME
I'll let you take a break for now I have more important matters to deal with like killing 47 other people. I'll get to you later.
Also, don't try to run, that's only gonna make it harder on you and I don't want to leave you too bruised.
>dissapears for another week, maybe I can even break my record
>shoots you witch tracking dart in the ass, planting a microchip inside of it. Right as you begin to run
Dumb bitch doesn't even know
I will eventually let get a few more drinks in me first
Good evening everyone. Your goddess is here once more...
Nothing that concerns you. I don't even know why I'm posting.
You actually think I'll let you touch my sister or I with those filthy hands?
Who said anything about my hands? I'm sure my foot will be more than enough to please her
I posted here before. A little post.
Hello friend, trees are okay, but what really is great and amazing is trees. Plants. Grass.
You aren't the real index then.
The real one would spampost facts from her endless knowledge
Using that logic you aren't the real you either. Nor the real anything. An illusion of an illusion trying to find a way to not live the same life countless others have lived.
I don't know.
Like I'd let you touch either of use with those filthy things
(I smiled irl from that, thanks <3)
I have! And they are as nice as ever
>She nods and wags her tail eagerly
That's good to hear, it can be a bit rowdy, but it's nice here I think
>his mouth begins to remain open, steamy breaths being released as his tongue hangs loose from its toothy prison
>grunts sound from his throat as the pace becomes more vigerously, his cock now reveling in its conquered territory that is her now loose asshole, thrusting in and out as easily as if it were a vagina
>he begins thrusting his fingers into her vagina, deep enough so his thumb can begin playing with her clit
>his body shakes a bit with a chuckle, noticing that she's become aware of his finger "orchestra" and he makes it more obvious, even letting his head move to the beat
Perhaps I'll met this nice person someday? I like meeting nice people. And oh yes rowdy. Very rowdy. People with ill intent sometimes stir up trouble.
One day I'll fuck anon again, when there stops being so many cute anime girls/trap for me to fuck first.
Fish for erp threads? The thread is always up and we are a community. Most people come here looking to lewd each other
Oh yeah, to be fair in character in makes sense. Otherwise it's just one anon who really likes me for some reason but they don't even post often.
Generally you will do something like
>Performs a verb or your noun
Including adjectives and dirty talk
Aw. What a shame...I'd really like it if you did that though.
I don't know, can you~?
>He turns and bends over slightly as he wiggles his butt at you playfully.
Oh, I'm not sure what you mean.
>He glances at your crotch before looking back up at you. He licks his lips as walks up to you, swaying his hips from side to side.
Why privacy? No one will fetish shame you.
Plus if you have bad writing no one minds cause they also do, if you have good writing then you should share it.
Mhn, so assertive <3
>she wriggled around to get more comfortable, before raising her thick thighs high and pressing them together, teasing him with her full plump assets
Take these silly pants off me then, loverboy~
>she slammed down harder, her fingers gripping into his side as her thick chest slapped hard against herself, her asshole gaping to accomodate his thickness entering her over and over as she panted
Once or t-twice, but If I tell you just how lewd we both were you might pop already~ And I know how badly you want to hold on before shooting that thick, hot load up my naughty asshole~
>she whined as he finger fucked her tight slit, her thighs twitching as his thumb nudged against her button, only making her increase the pace and strength of her bounces as she leaked moreso onto his fingers, her asshole stretched as it still somehow clung to his throbbing prick
I'm not the only one that's noticed it's actually almost invariably the most "vanilla" people fetish-wise that want private one on one stuff, right?
Like, the ones that'll become Level 5 Clingers and get all "romantic" and shit after one scene.
Their name is "loki" I think , you might already know them
I hope I'm safe from the troublemakers
>Her tail tucks between her legs
> he watches with pure lust as you sway your hips from side to side. Only making him desire your ass even greater than before
Was I meant was I'd be gentle with your ears. If only you're aggressive to me. Like biting and scratching...
(Do you want to continue on this thread or jump on that brand new one? Also, what did you think about my previous idea about giving me instructions?)
I wish I got a Vita sooner! Soul Sacrifice is really fun!
good evening everyone!
This was a god awful shitpost thread originally that should've died eons ago and ignored till the end.
It can't be helped now that people migrated over to this shit of a thread that is nearing its end soon already.
I mean that can happen sometimes
That's why if you really like an RPer fromt he threads you just ask for outside contact info. Most of them will give you a temp email, then link their steam/skype from there.
I constantly post mine cause I'm not a silly paranoid person though
Less chaos? I guess if you choose to do PM it is, otherwise its equal chaos if not more so.
Shinoa does lewd has been in the archives.
Alpha is just a long term fan of mine who i apparently RP'd with way back in the /b/ threads. I can't control those factors.
>his eyes are absolutely hypnotized by the sight of her bouncing rear as he lets out a moan as he feels his balls and cock beginning to swell with his pent up semen, letting the sensation motivate him to pound harder
>his finger teases her sensitive areas inside her, her liquid seeping onto the fur on his palm and wrist, his thumb now being more rough with her clit
Fret not, friend Angelisa! I appear to be adopting the role of protector for any potential victims of these miscreants, as... as good as I try anyway.
>his ears droop a bit in shame, remembering his failure
>he spends a moment staring at her "assets" with a hungry expression as she shows them off
As you wish.
>he then quickly snatches her pants and pulls them off with a rough tug, along with her underwear, and reveals her bare legs and the intimate corner between them, before getting to work on getting his own pants off and letting his erect cock free
> his curiosity gets the better of him when she states that she sexually interacted with her daughter.
You're right... I'm trying my hardest to not blow my load into... but fuck you're just so hot...
> he continues to thrust into her... thinking about how happy he is getting to fuck the legendary Elastigirl.
Where do you want me to cum momma?
Of course I do. I love cock.
Well, I can't say I won't do that. I do get a little wild when somebody is making me feel really good.
>He giggles as he stops in front of you and quickly grabs at the bulge in your pants. His hand slowly rubbing your bulge as he grinned at you.
(Eheh sorry, I forgot to include that. I'm not experienced in this but you can start off by doing slow, full strokes~)
>Coughs as he attempts to get your attention.
Mhnn, f-fuck~ Are you g-going to fill my naughty hole up, d-dear?~
>she pants with each word, her voice strained and moan riddled as her bouncing becomes slacker and heavier, her undercarridge completely soaked as he still worked away at her sensitive clit, her ass now taking a few seconds to bounce each time
>she parts her legs, letting him oggle at her damp slit and squished rear as he fumbles with releasing his length, her grin changing to a look of lust as her eyes dropped to his crotch
>she slams against him harder, pushing her hands now onto his stomach as she whined with each deep drill of his cock, her gaping ass swallowing as much of him as she could. She grinned with his name calling, swallowing deeply before replying
Where ever you want, dear~ F-Fill me up, shoot it all over me, I d-dont care~ I need your cum, you pervert, I dont care how you give it to m-me <3
>his only response to her question is a shuddering moan that he lets out as his penis, unable to hold with her bouncing ass, begins to shoot all his bottled up cum deep into her, filling her anus with hot semen as he leans back, panting heavily
>with his cock still emptying out inside her, his fingers ravish her pussy, her clit now being squeezed between his index finger and thumb
A-ahh, such a wonderful fukc
>Lazily strolls into the thread with an angry pout on her face
Whats with all the commotion, I'm trying to nap!
>She grumbled something incoherent and waltzed around trying to find somewhere to nap
I want to watch as you make cute boys cum....if thats okay
Pretty sure Shinoa and Tharja would lewd anons, most people just give up on one of the two if they're not an easy fuck, which they aren't
there are plenty of people who rp with anons, even en mass, so even if a handful prefer avatar users ( it is easier to keep track of after all ) who cares? You can be jealous, I want certain people too, but if you're persistent, the time will come.
>with his pants gone and erect member in plain view, he gets on the bed with her and crawls towards her and her parted legs with his eyes set on her visible opening
You sexy, gorgeous woman... Can't wait to get in there.
>he positions himself between her inviting legs and runs his hands up her belly, caressing her skin, until his fingers run into her shirt
... wait, you need to get this off too.
>his hands run further up and grab her clothed breasts
Can't have these miss out on any fun.
> bis cocktail hardens as Saki grabbed a piece of his manhood.
> he leans forward into Saki'd ear and whispers gently...
...I'm going to fuck you every way you like it... what makes you feel good? Anal?
> he says seductively before gently nibbling on Saki's ear. While doing so, he places his hand on Saki's manhood and feels his cock pulsing...
Show me what you've been holding back...
(Thanks! I'm still new to it myself. I saw another anon do it with his partner and it was the hotest thing I've seen in an ERP thread. If you'd like, I can return the favor. Might be fun!)
>Grumbles as you snatched her up, her grogginess combined with your kisses made her yawn, plopping down onto your lap with clumsily
This works for now...thanks anon
> he reaches up and grabs on to her tits. There, he squeezes on them as he violently thrust...
I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum!!!
> he says as he can feel his cock about to explode. The smell of sweat, cum and list fill the air.
Drain me momma, take me to the finish!
> He says as he starts to pull her tits down in lustful rage...
How about you get to work, then?~
>His body jolts as he feels you nibble on his ear. His face blushes as his hand grabs at your shoulder and his fingers slightly dig into your skin.
A-Ah~ I told you...they're really sensitive...
>His lips quivered as he spoke and let out a soft moan.
Mhn, how do I taste, cutie?~
>she pushes back into him, her length growing and swaying
>He slips his tongue out, slipping the tip around her asshole, prodding it with the tip, pushing his face in to keep her cheeks pried apart while he reaches down, fondling her balls and her cock with his hands.
Welcome to /trash/Your thread ended up here because it didn't belong on the board where you posted it. Don't complain if your thread got moved, instead read the rules to prevent this from happening in the future!
Not all off-topic threads end up here. Most are just going to get deleted as normal, and you may get banned as a consequence.
You can still post normally on /trash/ just like any other board. Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 14 are enforced. The posting of loli or shota pornography is not permitted.
It's okay if you don't always succeed! you tried ad that's what matters!
>she nods as he tail starts to wag again, She reaches up and pets him, Then hugs him really close, Pressing his face into the fur of her chest
don't be sad
(sorry tired, probably gonna sleep soon)
> His cock hardens as Saki's nails dugged into his skin...
If there so sensitive... is that why you like them being teased so much?
> He continues to gently nibble on Saki's ear and fondling her cock...
I love it when you're rough... Are you enjoying yourself? What do you want me to do next?
> He begins to squeeze Saki's small cock and balls in his hand...
(You sure? Could be fun! But no worries. I would just have you only gently rub your sack with your off hand.)
> (Also, thanks for remembering. This is such a huge turn on for me)
>Rose her hand slowly showing off a thumbs up
It definitely works anon, believe this lazy little snuggler
>Yawns and rolls back over to continue napping
Thank you for your kind words!
>he wraps his arms around her and holds her, enjoying her warmth
(That's okay, I'm going to bed now. I'm dead tired and have college in like 5 hours. Good night!)
>His mouth hung open as his breathing started to get heavy and small moans escaped him.
I-I want...your cock..
>He shoved his hand down your pants and grabbed at your cock as he started to stroke it.
(Eheh no problem and it's just I've already came a couple times today and I try not to do it too much in one day~ I want you to wet your finger with saliva before gently rubbing the head of your cock. Be sure to continue stroking as well~.)
Then come and get it...
> He moans as you grab onto his manhood...
(Nice! How many times? I was actually gonna go to bed but I saw you online and I had tp RP with you.
And nice command, I've never done something like that before... pretty reluctant but you're the boss...)
>He drops to his knees before nuzzling into your crotch and gently biting at the bulge. He quickly undoes your pants before yanking them down and revealing your cock. He looks up at you with his lusty eyes as he grinned. He eagerly licked along the length before wrapping his fingers around the shaft and kissing and licking the head of your cock.
(Aw don't stay up just for me. Although I'll still happily play with you if you insist. Heh now I want you to start stroking a bit faster~)
> As Saki nibbles at his partner's crotch, he shivers in excitement and surprises.
Do bad things to me Saki...
> he places his hand on the back of Saki's head for support
Some point tonight, Im going to suck your cock...
(Well, I figured this was my only chase. I think you're a great RPer and I love your character. So I think it's worth it. Just promise to make it my while and fuck me crazily. I am now stroking 50% faster... just thinking off your ass...)
>He gently runs his claws along your thigh. He wraps his laps around the head of your cock and slides his tongue around it as he starts to stroke from the base of your shaft up to his lips.
(I'll be around! I play multiple characters here actually eheh. Mmm play with your balls too as you think about taking my ass and having your way with me~)
Stuff's beginning to gradually slow down... hmm.
Blade and soul came out today hun, you should come play it with me and we can erp in public chat~
I appreciate the offer but I'm fine, thank you.
>He starts to bob his head up and down on your cock, licking along the length that enters his mouth, while he grips the shaft of your cock at the base. His fingertip glided up along your thigh as he went to grab your balls and play with them gently.
(I'm Mizuki and Loki as well. Mmm stroke faster for me~)
The game is of fairly decent quality and actually really fun IMO. Plus there is basically 0 good mmos on the market in america so it'll last at least until the wow expansion in winter.
Is there an erp server for blade and soul sorted out yet?
I'm bored of these threads, looking for a new mmo to be lewd on.
Blade and soul has a dedicated ERP thread on 4 times 2 chan, as well as having a general/discord on /vg/ so there will be lots of people to erp with.
Mushin is the most popular but already has lock outs
so play on pushrun or whatever it is, both will have tons of rp.
>He flattens his hand against your body as it leaves your shaft. He slowly pulls back to the tip before taking all of your length all the way to the base of your cock, pressing his nose against your crotch.
(If you'd like to edge you can do that but if not go ahead and blow your load as I suck you off <3)
Mhm, thanks for being sweet. It was really nice.
I don't like xiv either, what ffxi server do you play on?
> he hears Saki gagging on his but is extremely turned on by this...
Finish me up hun...
(Holy shit, that was fucking amazing! That was probably one of the biggest loads I've ever blown. Thank you sooo much! How can I repay?)
Most likely. I'll be looking forward to it.
More lewd pictures~?
>He slides your cock out of his mouth, gasping for air, before shoving it back in and bobbing his head up and down on your cock again. His tongue sliding along the length that's shoved into his mouth.
(Ehehe making you cum is pleasure enough for me~ Just come play with me again another time and let me milk your cock dry of cum.)
Yeah there are lots of mods and motion dats for ffxi.
> He takes one final deep breathe...
> He finally releaes his load all into his face. Completely marking his territory all over him...
(Will do! You should give me a nickname so you can distinguish me from the other anons.)
Maybe next time~ I was just going to finish up my current partner and then get off. I'll be around so don't worry <3
>He giggled as he opened his mouth wide and stuck his tongue out to catch some of your seed. He swallowed what he caught and licked around his lips before slowly cleaning up his face with his fingers.
Nya~ I'm glad I could help you.
(Mmm just mention we did JOI and I'll know it's you.)
Good boy... next time I owe you a bj and we move on up to anal!
(Mention JOI, got it! I'm not sure what JOI means but I'll run with it. Thanks again Saki! You'll always be my favorite catboy! Night!)
Oh and ignore that whole NCEA thing. I got something confused.
I'm thinking of making a new discord group because the other ones are kind of messy and full of past drama but I'm new and pure and innocent and I'll hammer it out!
"Do you like armpits? That's rather... unorthodox, don't you think?"