Why bother asking that question if you're going to provide us with the answer? Or is this one of those threads where OP presents a hypothetical, and is trying to low key ask for a porn dump? Cause you can just come out and say it you know.
More or less.
If I was a pokemon trainer, it'd only be a matter of time before I put my dick in one.
Ehh, if I was a trainer, if anything, it would either be that or the the other way around.
I think I catch your drift. Maybe.
>Not fucking your pokemon into submission
It's important to bond with your partner Pokémon.
You wouldn't want them to feel unloved, would you?
I'd fill my pokemon with liquid love until she's ready to give me a brand new pokemon.
Over and over.
Pokemon are not for sexual
Because pokemon and cute, sexy, and loyal, thus making them the best.
thats not a pokemon
I want Nidoking to rape me like a ragdoll and bury his potent seed deep within my body. I want to service him hourly until his temporary needs are met. I will bathe him with my tongue until he deems himself clean enough. I want to massage him as often as possible to ensure he doesn't develop any adverse muscular kinks, and so that I might warm him with my touch.
>there are people that exist that don't worship the true and only queen of legendary birds
Submit yourselves before her glory.
Scolipede is one of the most fuckable pokemon.
>there are people that rather have stupid human bodies with pokemon heads over the actual pokemon design
I want anthrofags to leave
yeah and you have shit taste, kill yourself
Image would be perfect if not for the fart fumes
>blue skinned girl with glaceon ears and tail lazily pasted on
both anthro and feral are good
anthro pokemon should be anthro and feral pokemon should stay feral
nothing wrong with tits on bipeds
tits on bipeds is fine but fuck when you're making a bird just a blue skinned girl with a birds head and literally nothing else its fucking garbage
Blaziken is great with big titties.
>find regular blaziken boring
>find super muscular blaziken and chubby blaziken are giga-boner inducing
>Barely any Hoopa smut around
Life is hard
I'm with >>1031657
on this one, that picture was fucking garbage. Anthro or not, it has nothing at all to do with Glaceon aside from some lazily slapped on features that barely even try. Hell you could remove the tail and ears, color it red, and slap some feathers on the leg and call it a blaziken, would it be one? No. It's a goddamn human with features slapped on. And goddammit, I did not become a pokephile to fucking jack it to poorly edited human woman. It is my right as both a pokephile and an American to say "This is shit". I'll contribute with some actual good shit.
That's fucking gross. Why would you ruin a perfectly good Cow Girl by making her into a generic big titted bimbo. I'm fixing this atrocity with some glorious Feral Moos.
>types a paragraph
>ends it with "I'll contribute with some actual good shit."
>Calls my post garbage
I mean I could tell you were shitposting to fish a reply when I saw the "Nah senpai" but come on man.
There's nothing wrong with liking both. But Anthro Miltank that ruins the point of liking Miltank is just sad. Plus that's a really shit picture in the first place.
We're like the dudes from "Stripes".
*cue theme song from said film*
The exoticism of Pokemon + having sex with someone who loves you unconditionally = Dick hard as diamonds
No udder, but it does look a tiny bit better than the other one. Still has hair though, which is fucking retarded. Anthro's still have fur/feathers/scales, so there's no reason for them to have hair on top of that. This is an example of hairless but it's still pretty bad. In general, Miltank is just a pokemon that doesn't really work as an Anthro, because everyone draws Cowtits Skinnybitch instead of qt chubby girls.
Miltank in general gets so little love.
>Have a Miltank OC for Pokephile ERP
>Tempted to post but
>[spoiler]She's black, has an afro, and does TF and hypno shit involving milk[/spoiler]
Fug, didn't know greentext could fuck up a spoiler.
>Art of the pokemon you like are steeply biased toward the gender you aren't attracted to
What's their name /trash/? Pic related for me, shoutouts to chesnaught as well
I never really have this problem.
The worst problem I have is pokemon that just don't have any good porn at all.
Probably Noivern. Too many females flying around. I need more Noiverns with dicks. But yeah, there's a fair amount of males, so I can't really say my case is as bad as something like I've seen Typhlosion is.
I can relate to this too. My xenophilia is sometimes picky and I can't find anything good to fap to because no one produces content of it.
Also, it is bad enough that even though I consider myself bi, I have a heavy bias towards males. It's already sometimes hard to find good content of some Pokemon in female form, much less male ones.
Starters have an extremely steep Gender ratio, 75% Male to 25% female in game. If anything, there should be less female porn of most of them, yet Blaziken, Delphox/Braixen and Meganium attract waifu artists. Just be happy people even draw it as female, and don't be discouraged because the gays like it more. Hell, Chesnaught was practically made for them, so be REALLY grateful there's any female Chesnaught porn at all.
But hair is cool. What often makes me feel bad is seeing Pokemorphs have hair that is just the fur color, when they can go more exotic if they want.
Or maybe I'm bad at being a pokephile.
The latter. Hair on any anthro's are just retarded. Mammalian, Reptilian, and especially aquatic.
Hell you even posted a perfect example of why anthro's don't need hair. Lopunny is fun and a bun, but add hair to the hare and it loses flair.
> tfw not much Articuno porn.
Yeah but seriously, anthro a shit. Disgracing the original pure form.
Pic related might not be Nezumi's best work, but...
> Raised pygostyle
> Real wings
> Real feathers
> Plump bird thighs
Seriously, do you even fucking bird? Get on my level.
But who decided hair was retarded? If you're going to make an animal humanoid, why not have hair?
Why did you ask a question then post the perfect example of the answer? Do you enjoy hypothetical questions? Also, do you KNOW why humans have hair? Look it up, and you will understand why humanoids with fur should not have hair. Stylized fur is fine, hair is ugly, and your pic is a perfect example of why. Not to mention it's ugly in general.
Suit yourself. I guess we can only agree to disagree.
That one already looks way better, even though it's still more human with poke features than pokemorph. Note the stylized fur where Glaceon actually has fur, instead of hair that looks completely out of place? Do you just enjoy putting images that counterpoint your words? Here, let me show you where you are going wrong.
Most good pokemorphs are stage 3: The ideal blend of Pokemon and Humanoid. Since most waifumons are already 3 this makes sense. Some ferals are elevated to 3 although a lot of people who like Feralistic mons as Waifu/Husbando prefer 1 or 2 anyway. 4 is generally bad in regular anthro art anyway and just clashes terribly.
This is a damn good example of 3. It's humanoid, but still conveys the pokemon it is, without humanizing it beyond recognition as a pokemon.
My images are independent from my words. I was trying to bump the thread with any pictures I could find, not so much pictures that fit my argument. ... Especially when most furries don't seem to put hair on their anthros, nor the sort of hair I enjoy seeing.
My basic point is, I feel not having hair on a furry is really boring, ESPECIALLY if it's an OC. I don't mind if it's a just a regular morph. If it's an OC, I would hope this character is made to be as wild as possible, because characters being distinct is cool to me. I feel it'd be boring to give a Lopunny tits and call it good, but I can't speak for anyone else.
But Pokemon are not OC's. And you seem to be the kind of person into Sparkledogs, judging by that description, so you might be better in a different thread, or a different porn fandom.
>4 is generally bad in regular anthro art anyway and just clashes terribly.
Nigga, 4 is the fucking best.
>4 is the best
>Posts a 3/2
Why do anons keep posting clashing pictures and words? Are you all trying to trick me or are you guys just this retarded?
3 would be a lot more humanoid than this. 4 has much wider hips, more feral looking limbs, and is much much shorter appearing.
I want to rub my dick on his big pecs.
Oh fuck, I am used to the image where the numbers are reversed, with 4 being the 2 in that image. My bad anon, I thought you were trying to say it was a 2 when you meant a 4. Let me fix some mistakes here and there, it is 2 which fucking sucks. I will now commit sudoku to regain my honor.
I wanna rub them to find out and then just keep rubbing them until I fall asleep on his chest.
I'll do some poke' draw requests if anyone is interested. anthro/feral/female/male/whatever is fine.
How about some lewd Glaceon male?
LE LE KILL URSELF XDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M SO LE COOL BCUZ I WANT TO FUCK LE ANIMALS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You're a fucking furfag. Shut the fuck up and drink a gallon of bleach you cocksucking retard
Glad I got my request in before a ton just popped up, back to posting lewd stuff
Thanks again for the Glaceon~
>tfw no chubby Zangoose to snuggle IRL
>no one has made a Pokemon Sex Slave Breeding game
>follows the same run of one region, but all the Pokemon are replaced with sexy version of the creatures, male and female
>Balls are now Collars, that you carry on your belt and can digitally materialize the Pokemon
>essentially transplants the Pokemon battle mechanics, but adds in the breeding metagame with animations for a trainer to fuck any Pokemon he or she wants, with respective animation, or animations that involve any two Pokemon fucking (updates tackling the more obscure pairings)
An anthro latios thing, and some sort of dragon thing according to the tumblr
Just like the games, you may have only six Pokémon with you at a time. Who would you keep around most frequently in your main six, for, uh, 'convenient pleasure?'
They should be able to LOTS of "convenient pleasure".
It's not upside down, that's supposed to be pussy juice. The coloring is off though so I can see why you'd make that mistake from the thumbnail.
That elegant ring of fur and psychic powers.
Not much good art, though. It's sad.