why there so many pokephiles on here?
Because /vp/ doesn't want them anymore.
Its not my fault pokemon are so sexy
u tell me senpai
>>1024566
Why bother asking that question if you're going to provide us with the answer? Or is this one of those threads where OP presents a hypothetical, and is trying to low key ask for a porn dump? Cause you can just come out and say it you know.
There aren't enough.
Pokemon are for fucking.
>>1024566
Because pokepussy scares the normies
>>1026915
This.
More or less.
If I was a pokemon trainer, it'd only be a matter of time before I put my dick in one.
>>1027476
Ehh, if I was a trainer, if anything, it would either be that or the the other way around.
>not wanting to deepthroat a pokemons slimey, wet cock
get good
>>1028194
Either is fine.
As long as you make your pokemon happy.
>>1028194
Can't argue with that.
>>1028194
I think I catch your drift. Maybe.
>>1028641
>Not fucking your pokemon into submission
It's important to bond with your partner Pokémon.
You wouldn't want them to feel unloved, would you?
>>1029297
I'd fill my pokemon with liquid love until she's ready to give me a brand new pokemon.
Over and over.
Pokemon are not for sexual
because pokemon are cute
>>1024566
Because pokemon and cute, sexy, and loyal, thus making them the best.
>>1029645
thats not a pokemon
>>1028697
I want Nidoking to rape me like a ragdoll and bury his potent seed deep within my body. I want to service him hourly until his temporary needs are met. I will bathe him with my tongue until he deems himself clean enough. I want to massage him as often as possible to ensure he doesn't develop any adverse muscular kinks, and so that I might warm him with my touch.
>>1024566
Because its the only board besides /b/ that allows furry porn, and /b/ is cancer.
>>1029860
>/b/ is cancer.
>he says while on /trash/
>>1029915
>good community vs. 12 year old cancer community
huh
>>1029978
>/trash/
>good community
>>1030014
>you
>not passerby cross-board shitstain
Pick one and get out.
>>1029615
I never thought I'd want to fuck Scolipede
>there are people that exist that don't worship the true and only queen of legendary birds
Submit yourselves before her glory.
>>1030800
Scolipede is one of the most fuckable pokemon.
>>1030835
>there are people that rather have stupid human bodies with pokemon heads over the actual pokemon design
I want anthrofags to leave
>>1030850
Got more of her?
>>1030901
>m-muh 'it's not what i prefer'
This is /trash/. Neck yourself.
>>1030989
yeah and you have shit taste, kill yourself
At first i was all like...
But then I...
>>1030928
Sure.
>>1031066
Get poisoned faggot retard
>>1030989
>>1031066
>>1031135
why so toxic?
>>1031166
You bet.
>>1031166
Yiss
Image would be perfect if not for the fart fumes
>>1031209
that's really nice
WEW
>>1030901
But anthros can be a cute
>>1031528
>Cowtits
>cute
lmaoing at ur life right now
>>1031563
>>1031619
>blue skinned girl with glaceon ears and tail lazily pasted on
>good
anthrofags LEAVE
>>1031563
But cowtits are cute.
>>1031657
>>1031657
both anthro and feral are good
anthro pokemon should be anthro and feral pokemon should stay feral
nothing wrong with tits on bipeds
>>1032338
tits on bipeds is fine but fuck when you're making a bird just a blue skinned girl with a birds head and literally nothing else its fucking garbage
>>1032338
Blaziken is great with big titties.
>>1032338
>find regular blaziken boring
>find super muscular blaziken and chubby blaziken are giga-boner inducing
>>1032580
Man imagine cooking up that one on the right. That meat would be delicious.
>>1032620
I wanna make love to the one on the right.
>>1032679
Same, I'd totally fuck a fat girl.
>Barely any Hoopa smut around
Life is hard
>>1024566
Because pokeporn gets our dick hard.
>>1039413
>our one collective dick
hnnnng
>>1032338
I'm with >>1031657
on this one, that picture was fucking garbage. Anthro or not, it has nothing at all to do with Glaceon aside from some lazily slapped on features that barely even try. Hell you could remove the tail and ears, color it red, and slap some feathers on the leg and call it a blaziken, would it be one? No. It's a goddamn human with features slapped on. And goddammit, I did not become a pokephile to fucking jack it to poorly edited human woman. It is my right as both a pokephile and an American to say "This is shit". I'll contribute with some actual good shit.
>>1040054
That's fucking gross. Why would you ruin a perfectly good Cow Girl by making her into a generic big titted bimbo. I'm fixing this atrocity with some glorious Feral Moos.
>>1040057
>types a paragraph
>ends it with "I'll contribute with some actual good shit."
>posts garbage
nah faм
>>1040074
I'm into both feral and anthro. How does it feel knowing that you have inferior taste?
>>1040075
>Posts Audino
>Calls my post garbage
I mean I could tell you were shitposting to fish a reply when I saw the "Nah senpai" but come on man.
>>1040084
There's nothing wrong with liking both. But Anthro Miltank that ruins the point of liking Miltank is just sad. Plus that's a really shit picture in the first place.
>>1040093
Congratulations on having an opinion and posting it on the internet.
We're like the dudes from "Stripes".
*cue theme song from said film*
>>1030014
/trash/ has an amazing and very friendly community. Sure, we might be degenerates, but we're degenerates together.
Hot monkey pussy
>When you forget to use protection
>>1024566
The exoticism of Pokemon + having sex with someone who loves you unconditionally = Dick hard as diamonds
>>1040324
Delicious. I'd gice her the ol' lickaroo t b h
>>1040093
This any good for anthrotank?
>>1040905
No udder, but it does look a tiny bit better than the other one. Still has hair though, which is fucking retarded. Anthro's still have fur/feathers/scales, so there's no reason for them to have hair on top of that. This is an example of hairless but it's still pretty bad. In general, Miltank is just a pokemon that doesn't really work as an Anthro, because everyone draws Cowtits Skinnybitch instead of qt chubby girls.
>>1040905
Miltank in general gets so little love.
>>1043726
Indeed.
I want to nourish myself from her plentiful udders, straight from the source. Let her know she's loved.
>>1043726
>>1044780
>>1044829
>>1044900
>Have a Miltank OC for Pokephile ERP
>Tempted to post but
>[spoiler]She's black, has an afro, and does TF and hypno shit involving milk[/spoiler]
>>1044945
Fug, didn't know greentext could fuck up a spoiler.
>>1040275
>not knocking up your pokemon on purpose
If I could make my pokemon have my babies, I sure as hell would.
>>1024566
Is that sunibee? Man, his art went to shit.
>>1044971
You can't spoiler on this board
>>1044945
You should try furnet IRC
>>1031157
he accidentally a stall team
>Art of the pokemon you like are steeply biased toward the gender you aren't attracted to
What's their name /trash/? Pic related for me, shoutouts to chesnaught as well
>>1043726
Thot she was fucking herself
>>1045994
I never really have this problem.
The worst problem I have is pokemon that just don't have any good porn at all.
>>1045994
Probably Noivern. Too many females flying around. I need more Noiverns with dicks. But yeah, there's a fair amount of males, so I can't really say my case is as bad as something like I've seen Typhlosion is.
>>1046207
I can relate to this too. My xenophilia is sometimes picky and I can't find anything good to fap to because no one produces content of it.
>>1046305
Also, it is bad enough that even though I consider myself bi, I have a heavy bias towards males. It's already sometimes hard to find good content of some Pokemon in female form, much less male ones.
I personally prefer them to be anthro, but not too anthro like >>1032368 is talking about. When you just do a furry head on basically a human body it's not very interesting.
>>1045994
Starters have an extremely steep Gender ratio, 75% Male to 25% female in game. If anything, there should be less female porn of most of them, yet Blaziken, Delphox/Braixen and Meganium attract waifu artists. Just be happy people even draw it as female, and don't be discouraged because the gays like it more. Hell, Chesnaught was practically made for them, so be REALLY grateful there's any female Chesnaught porn at all.
>>1041829
But hair is cool. What often makes me feel bad is seeing Pokemorphs have hair that is just the fur color, when they can go more exotic if they want.
Or maybe I'm bad at being a pokephile.
>>1048410
The latter. Hair on any anthro's are just retarded. Mammalian, Reptilian, and especially aquatic.
Hell you even posted a perfect example of why anthro's don't need hair. Lopunny is fun and a bun, but add hair to the hare and it loses flair.
>No seviper
>>1030835
> tfw not much Articuno porn.
Yeah but seriously, anthro a shit. Disgracing the original pure form.
Pic related might not be Nezumi's best work, but...
> Cloaca
> Raised pygostyle
> Real wings
> Real feathers
> Plump bird thighs
Seriously, do you even fucking bird? Get on my level.
>>1048656
But who decided hair was retarded? If you're going to make an animal humanoid, why not have hair?
>>1049548
Why did you ask a question then post the perfect example of the answer? Do you enjoy hypothetical questions? Also, do you KNOW why humans have hair? Look it up, and you will understand why humanoids with fur should not have hair. Stylized fur is fine, hair is ugly, and your pic is a perfect example of why. Not to mention it's ugly in general.
>>1049636
Suit yourself. I guess we can only agree to disagree.
>>1049879
That one already looks way better, even though it's still more human with poke features than pokemorph. Note the stylized fur where Glaceon actually has fur, instead of hair that looks completely out of place? Do you just enjoy putting images that counterpoint your words? Here, let me show you where you are going wrong.
Most good pokemorphs are stage 3: The ideal blend of Pokemon and Humanoid. Since most waifumons are already 3 this makes sense. Some ferals are elevated to 3 although a lot of people who like Feralistic mons as Waifu/Husbando prefer 1 or 2 anyway. 4 is generally bad in regular anthro art anyway and just clashes terribly.
>>1049938
This is a damn good example of 3. It's humanoid, but still conveys the pokemon it is, without humanizing it beyond recognition as a pokemon.
>>1050085
My images are independent from my words. I was trying to bump the thread with any pictures I could find, not so much pictures that fit my argument. ... Especially when most furries don't seem to put hair on their anthros, nor the sort of hair I enjoy seeing.
My basic point is, I feel not having hair on a furry is really boring, ESPECIALLY if it's an OC. I don't mind if it's a just a regular morph. If it's an OC, I would hope this character is made to be as wild as possible, because characters being distinct is cool to me. I feel it'd be boring to give a Lopunny tits and call it good, but I can't speak for anyone else.
>>1032620
Sensual cannibalism is one of my favorite fetishes. A roasted and stuffed bird lover would be amazing if ever real.
>>1050257
But Pokemon are not OC's. And you seem to be the kind of person into Sparkledogs, judging by that description, so you might be better in a different thread, or a different porn fandom.
>>1050085
>4 is generally bad in regular anthro art anyway and just clashes terribly.
Nigga, 4 is the fucking best.
>>1050583
>4 is the best
>Posts a 3/2
???
Why do anons keep posting clashing pictures and words? Are you all trying to trick me or are you guys just this retarded?
>>1050876
That's very clearly a 4
It's literally just Vaporeon with a bipedal gait
>>1050876
3 would be a lot more humanoid than this. 4 has much wider hips, more feral looking limbs, and is much much shorter appearing.
>I want to hug this
>>1050998
I want to rub my dick on his big pecs.
>>1051061
i wonder how soft they are
>>1050952
Oh fuck, I am used to the image where the numbers are reversed, with 4 being the 2 in that image. My bad anon, I thought you were trying to say it was a 2 when you meant a 4. Let me fix some mistakes here and there, it is 2 which fucking sucks. I will now commit sudoku to regain my honor.
>>1051074
I wanna rub them to find out and then just keep rubbing them until I fall asleep on his chest.
I'll do some poke' draw requests if anyone is interested. anthro/feral/female/male/whatever is fine.
>>1051763
Draw a cute female Snivy.
>>1051763
How about some lewd Glaceon male?
>>1031066
LE LE KILL URSELF XDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M SO LE COOL BCUZ I WANT TO FUCK LE ANIMALS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You're a fucking furfag. Shut the fuck up and drink a gallon of bleach you cocksucking retard
>>1051946
>not wanting to fuck animals
>insulting people for being furfags
>in a pokeporn thread
>on /trash/
>>1051763
Female Feraligatr titjob.
>>1052087
You da bes
>>1049548
Damn, can't find the artist to this image, can anyone help me out?
>>1051763
Messy lipstick/makeup in general is my fetish
>>1051807
>>1052380
V-very unf, thank you~
>>1051763
A female Tangela staring at a dick and feeling that its tentacles just can't compare.
>>1051763
A Zoroark knotting his trainer in her butt?
>>1051763
A BBW/milf Wormadam.
>>1051763
Gary/Blue being femdommed by a delibird, with her bag tied a little too tight around his balls.
>>1052065
quick one since it's getting late
Glad I got my request in before a ton just popped up, back to posting lewd stuff
>>1052635
Thanks again for the Glaceon~
>>1052635
Looks great! Thank you so much, drawfriend.
>>1052246
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wiitenuant/
>tfw no chubby Zangoose to snuggle IRL
>>1053873
What the fuck are those even?
>no one has made a Pokemon Sex Slave Breeding game
>follows the same run of one region, but all the Pokemon are replaced with sexy version of the creatures, male and female
>Balls are now Collars, that you carry on your belt and can digitally materialize the Pokemon
>essentially transplants the Pokemon battle mechanics, but adds in the breeding metagame with animations for a trainer to fuck any Pokemon he or she wants, with respective animation, or animations that involve any two Pokemon fucking (updates tackling the more obscure pairings)
>>1053924
An anthro latios thing, and some sort of dragon thing according to the tumblr
http://quin-nsfw.tumblr.com/
>>1054007
Artist?
>>1053967
That is stupid on so many levels but the worst is
>Pokemon are replaced with sexy version of the creature
>>imlying they aren't already sexy
Get the fuck out.
Just like the games, you may have only six Pokémon with you at a time. Who would you keep around most frequently in your main six, for, uh, 'convenient pleasure?'
>>1052972
Feral really is best.
>>1061730
Sawsbuck
Lucario
Lopunny
Scolipede
Serperior
Blaziken
>>1069064
yeah man
>>1069104
>sawsbuck
>not deerling
>>1069064
Yes~!
>>1069141
>>1069148
>>1069153
>>1069159
>>1069147
I've cum way too many times to that flash. The massive doggy cock plus how much he cums, sends me over the edge.
>>1069163
>>1069170
>>1069191
>>1069199
>>1069209
>>1069214
>>1069222
>>1069230
>>1069231
>>1069236
>>1069141
Sawsbuck is more mature
And has a fluffier tail
>>1061730
Blaziken
Lopunny
Gardevoir
Dragonair
Weavile
Kangaskhan
They should be able to LOTS of "convenient pleasure".
>>1069379
>to LOTS
to give me LOTS*
Fuck.
>>1061730
Weavile
Blaziken
Latias
Scolipede
Medicham
Serperior
I like a little variety.
>>1069379
Great choices, anon.
>>1040147
Reminds me of /d/
>>1061730
Glaceon
Ninetales
Purrloin
Meowstic
Lopunny
Nidoqueen
>>1070068
>>1070355
>Upside down
It's not upside down, that's supposed to be pussy juice. The coloring is off though so I can see why you'd make that mistake from the thumbnail.
>>1061730
Floatzel
Typhlosion
Chesnaught
Beartic
Slurpuff
Nidoking
Pardon my barafaggotry.
>>1053261
Those earrings just make that perfect
Because she so perfect?
>>1088069
I want to impregnate her
>>1088069
I'm gonna marry Heliolisk!
Am I crazy for liking female Hypnos?
>>1100613
You'd be crazy if you didn't
>>1100653
That elegant ring of fur and psychic powers.
Not much good art, though. It's sad.
>>1102895