/sug/ - Steven Universe General @ /trash/
Make Earth great again Edition
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Nono, thank you. Here's the original sketch, I'll post Sapphire next.
Pearl still gets her dosage of Steven, he's for all the Crystal Gems.
I wonder how Peridot is gonna fit into the 'status quo' sorta scenario of the show, if she doesn't die thanks to the cluster, after the drill thing
Here ya go. Bonus version in the link;
Lars is taller than Ronaldo?
This is hot for some reason.
Any new edit requests?
Won't get them done tonight, but will put what I can do on the list.
We had a suffering Gems (mostly Pearl) thread a couple /sug/'s ago, so how about this:
Post all your content/at peace Gems instead.
sicc trips indexer
also could you find source for this image?
I made some edits with the laughing Steven, gonna post them now.
I've wanting a version of this with Jasper for too long.
Then you going to have a extreme rustling when he becomes President.
I now realize all my content, and chill gems are from random stages of my shipping spree
Just a relaxing evening at home.
Does anyone have a colored version of this?
I want to thank you for the previous requests you fulfilled of me.
But this with Garnet or Sapphire works
Turn this MEME into one of the gems. ANYONE
Please do not post thumbnails from orangekisses
That shit's hard to find
Did you ever finish this where you give Connie has a dick and Steven the vagina?
Garnet showing her three eyes without the visor
Sort of, we had a little scooch happen up around the Vancouver sort of area (Think of what happens if a cat suddenly jumps onto your chair and makes you flail, that's about how strong it was). Thing is, it's been a really long time since West Coast has had a load of tectonic activity, and being on a fault, makes that really, really bad (as in, more time to build up pressure). The general consensus from my paranoid family is that if we get another little scooching like that, you should probably get the hell out of there, and wait about two weeks. Within that time frame, it'd be likely we'd have 'the big one' happen
However, i'm pretty confident that the big one won't happen - just that it's possible.
indexter you seem to make people happy...
But also piss a bunch of people off, I may not give the best advice, but I dont think its a good idea to tell anons whats gives you a tough time to find
[You tried but failed]
This is gonna be a long morning
I love that artists Bob's Burgers content.
I don't know what that is, but I'll look it up.
I look it up on Google, I get a link to its page on Play Store, and when I press it it just says "Item not found".
>So, there might be a delay.
Who do I need to call to have the earthquake delayed till Steven Universe is over? Is it Jesus? Do I have to call Jesus?
What about Geb? I know that fucker is God of the ground in the ancient Egyptian pantheon. I'll get my boys in Egypt to fuck him up, I swear to Geb.
Steven IS for sexual, but only for the Gems. And sometimes Connie.
You need a better hobby than yelling at artfags.
I thought she used to be worst Gem, now that title has gone to Lapis.
You sure about that?
Because she stopped running away to face friendship head on
She has also become less Antagonistic.
Why is that even a question? Yes you should.
Oh yeah? Well i'm going to start liking Para's art just to spite you. What do you think about that, nerd?
You mean all of them?
Alright, so, hypothetically. If Peridot and Steven are supposed to get much closer than Steven and Connie, how would it even happen? What would make sense for the show if something like that happened?
Sugar wouldn't drop a puppy love triangle on us...would she?
The easiest way is if Peridot tries to betray them again once YD shows up, but YD ends up trying to kill her, Steven would likely still save her life.
Cliche as fuck, but like I said, easy.
Not sure what'd make steven more into her than just friends though.
Woah boy, that would be a really ballsy move on the Crewniverses part. Fundamentalists would riot and claim they are corruption our youth.
I don't see Peridot trying to betray them again - but I do see her being pressured/whatnot. Maybe you end up with a situation like Rose and Pearl, but instead it's Steven and Peridot
Very very close, with one pining for the other and unable to be reciprocated.
Can you/someone edit this but jasper in it
Imagine, if you will. I'd like to think Peridot and Connie could get along, bonding over being both smart, but also having an interest in fiction.
But after having Steven show her so much, and give so much, and her being unable to properly return the favor, you can see her hanging aroudn him a lot, and maybe, having her have moments that hint she likes him a bit more than close friends, but will never admit it.
Reminder that Amethyst has thought about raping Steven six times.
Steven nods in much apreciation, keeping consuming the purifying miasma of the putrid mammaries. Unfortunately, the necrotic, decaying fluids of fungi attributes have intentions for the digestive tract that are very badly shaped and evil. The rotten cheesecake bukake corrupts the Steven flesh, obliterating his stomachal linings and melting his intestines with unsavoury desires. The liver is the most corrupted organ, producing much pus in the bile that creates habitats for several species of demonic protozoa. This devilful eukaryotic flora devours the helpful and benign bacteria of good intentions and honest worker smiles. This is the last straw for the slaughtered intestinal tract, the small intestine now fully broken down into a bloody pulp. The fetid compost of the evil milk, pus, rotten fluids, blood, bile, digested living tissues and countless microbe worshippers of Ahriman flows down into the large intestine like the Tohoku Tsunami upon pitiful japanese children and elderly men.
I want Amy to lay-me.
truth be told, I wouldnt be surprised
We got her throwing Ruby and Sapphire passion lesbo scenes left and right
Peridot strait up saying two boys make a better ship then a boy and girl on TV
Steven in a dress
eeeeeeeh, honestly I could go all day
I can see Steven having a gem, and human relationship all in the same time.
You know, I wanted to ask if she was talking about two boys when she was talking about her shipping. I didn't want to assume she was. If so that's a bit heavy handed imo. I mean I really have nothing against gays, but you can't lay it on that thick.
You got something against dicks you dumb queer?
Yup, shes talking about two boys, the same one who went underwater to find the bracelet.
Shipping is some powerful shit i'll tell you that
Im sure Connie and Peridot would talk about shipping for hours and get along.
Only to be pissed off at Peridot when she ships the wedding ending.
POST FAVORITE SHIP OF LAND MAMMALS AND BEST CAMPFU'S LUNG CAPACITY.
Damn it, writefag writing this Steven x Pearl story here. I have a terrible habbit of making every story overly complicated and emotional when it's supposed to be a silly lewd story.
*Sigh* anyway I'm about half way done.
Sure, I'll help you feed your new obsession.
What good are those boxers is she isn't going to piss in them?
saddle up rookie, the peri ride never ends!
I like that shit in real life but for poor innocent green Peri it just feels strange
>Peridot catches peeks of Steven peeing
>She is confused but finds it fascinating
>While talking to Amethyst she learns that if you drink you need to pee.
>She drinks a lot and tells Steven to come with her
>She pees in front of Steven because she is so proud that she leaned how to pee
>She thinks it feels really good and is in pure ecstasy.
>Steven watches, and while he knows it's wrong for Peridot to do this in front of him he can't help but be aroused by her display.
Don't shoot the messenger, I just found it on a blog.
>Peridot giggles as the stream continues to flow
>"I didn't know it would be this warm."
>she pulls Steven closer to her and moves his hand down to her piss stream.
>Steven can feel the hot golden liquid genly run over his hand.
>Peridot pushes his hand all the way against her leg
>Pee runs over the back of Steven hand while he gently gropes the soft flesh of Peridots leg though her pants.
>Finally Peridot runs out of pee, and the flow slowly comes to a tickle. Both seem dissapointed for a moment.
>Steven stares down at his hand for some time as if in a stupor.
>Finally he managed to will his gaze back up to Peridot, meeting her eyes.
>She is grinning at him, with a look of pride and excitement in her yes.
>"That was incredible, I had no idea this 'pee' thing was so fun. I must find a dry 'shirt' and consume more liquids"
>Peridot slides the wet boxers off and stuff them in Steven's hands without a word and darts out of the room.
>Steven is standing there with Peridot's wet boxers in his hands as if he is frozen.
>Steven just walking round the house in his boxers, just chilling
>Amethyst and Garnet dont say much but Pearl starts to wonder
>Peridot comes bursting out and throwing wet boxers at the wall
>Steven looks sad "And those were my last pair..."
Well...with Stevens birthday episode, every picture of just Steven and Peridot, they can both be over 100 years old and still look the same
But Peridot might like the feel of Stevens bulky body pinning her down and he pumps away
aslo, I dig that artists art
>be waiting patiently for this, full speed anon!
Finished. It's that notable part of Rose and Pearl's fusion dance.
Well, he can change his age so you could imagine that any picture of him romantically involved with a Gem is in the far far future.
>Steven hold the wet boxers in his hand for a moment and just stares at them.
>He hold them with both hands and stretches them out in front of him.
>They are absolutely soaking wet and dripping pee on the floor.
>Steven can smell them, but for some reason he doesn't dislike the smell.
>Without thinking about it too much, he wads them back up and brings them close to his nose and takes a big breath in.
>Steven coughs for a moment, maybe a little to much he things to himself. Still, for some reason this was making him feel odd.
>Steven puts the boxers in the sink and takes off his clothes.
>Steven steps in the shower to clean himself off.
>Steven takes the time to enjoy the warm water, ten minutes later as he is getting out Peridot bursts through the door.
>"Steven! I've figured it out, a more efficient way to conserve the fulids nessesary for this 'pee'"
>Steven yells that she should burst in when he's nakes, and quickly covers himself with a towel
>"No, it's okay! It's actually optimal that we be naked for this conservation of pee. It all makes sense now. Come, help me.
>Peridot strips naked and drags Steven back into the bathtub.
>"You see steven, if we consume this 'pee' then it will provide the necessary liquid so we can perform the act of 'pee' again. It's so simple!"
>Peridot gets gets down on her knees in front of Steven.
>"Okay Steven, come on aim this 'pee' into my speech orifice"
You are supposed to have your hand and penis go on a romantic candlelight dinner, and then make your move.
Ironically, this green texting is getting in the way of this Pearl Steven story I'm in the middle of.
Why can't we have both?
I mean, if he's down for that sort of thing...
Make love no war
unless that war leads to rough hate sex, then war it up
Nah, only healthy poly ships allowed here.
I'm glad you like it. I'm going to stop for now so I can write this Pearl x Steven story proper. I'll fix all the fucking typos in the greentext, add more, then repost it tomorrow night.
Hey man, I'd trade handjobs for art lessons.
Peridot looks like a green troll doll in this one
Even I admit that that poly relationships would solve a lot of problems in life, but I feel like something about the possessive nature of human beings prevents most from feasibly being able to handle such a relationship.
Implying that Attack the Light Pearl and far render Pearl aren't one and the same. Tsk tsk.
That's kinda what she is.
I used to be freaked out
but now I find her VERY attractive
Plus, Her physical appearance matches her personalty
I feel what you feel
Two souls become as one
We are brothers
Yeah I find her super attractive too
>suns coming up soon
fuck, i need sleep, night y'all
>jasper will never loom over you
>she will never lustily lick her lips as she eyes your body
>she will never grab you by the collar of your shirt and pull you up to her face
>she will never brutally engulf your entire mouth into hers
>her tongue will never explore every inch of your mouth
>she will never withdraw, biting your lip on the way out
>she will never drag her rough, coarse tongue all over your face
>she will never carry you to her private quarters
>she will never throw you down onto her bed
>she will never rip your clothes off in one swipe
>she will never call your erect peenie weenie "a display"
>she will never raise her behind in the air
>she will never slam down onto your genitals
>she will never literally fucking howl as she bounces on your cock
>she will never look down at you and begin frenching you while riding
>she will never expose her breasts, making your cock even harder
>you will never black out as you blow all the semen you will ever produce in your short, pathetic, hilarious life
>you will never wake up to the scent of sex stank and barbecue sauce
>you will never be greeted by jasper lying next to you with a cocky grin
>you will never give her a kiss on the forehead as you use her arm as a makeshift pillow
>you will never begin to rub her toned tummy as she moans into your ear
>you will never grabbed and pulled in tight
>you will never be smothered by her breasts
>jasper will never be real
To anyone interested in the fic based on this picture here it is.
It's not done, but it's a good start. It's far too late now, I'll be heading to bed soon. Please tell me what you think of it. I didn't go through and re-read it so it may be rough in places. Part of the reason it took so long just for this is I had to re-write a section when I got off track.
I didn't actually think that that name would win, it was just for laughs. Fuck.
Remember, it's easy to just throw another vote, as long as Bowie is still in the poll as a possible choice. Some people would like to have bowie there just to fuck with /mu/
Images included this time. Sand Pearl is best pearl.
holo pearl b/c she poofed worse gem
but seriously either lil blue, space race, or sweater
glad to know Zone knows what the best ship is
fuck you and your shit taste
it should be bowie because of how much his influences reaches steven universe
[spoiler]Cheeki Breeki Peridot a best[/spoiler]
just give it some time anon
the subtext is already there
oh my god, blue pearl, you can't just ask someone why they're white.
her hair is pink though, someone actually checked this out, the room Yellow Diamond and Pearl were in was full of yellow light, if you filter is out a bit to what they would look like in normal light, its turns out Yellow Pearl also has white skin but yellow hair
>That reminder that Amethyst could easily be as powerful as Rose, but her youth and stunting have ruined that for her.
Why, green cat, do you tell us about our flaws and then not expect us to get mad?
>it should be bowie because of how much his influences reaches ANY MEDIUM OR STORY EVER SINCE THE 60s
>practically flat fat chick
that's just sad
not to mention inaccurate
As powerful as Jasper, you mean (and even that I'm not sure about).
Just wait until we see a display of Rose's true power. She was especially OP on earth - if there was a significant amount of flora around, fighting her would be like fighting lapis near water.
Why have amedot when you can have stevidot?
Whichever makes you feel more like a piece of shit, famas