I did /toy/... I bought my first lewd toy. Also, lewd thread

>>5388199
>sideways pic

Great start to the thread there sparky, now post some delicious cow tits.

>>5388199
nice! i own 4 cattleya figures :D she's the best

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>>5388206
Yeah

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>>5388227
She's not too shabby

>>5388243
in case you're interested :p >>5388241 do you happen to own other Queen's Blade figures?

>>5388253
Thanks for the link.

I think just her for now. My s/o can only tolerate so much lewdness lol

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can she be topless? post nudes

*unzips pants*

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>>5388290
She can lol

Congrats on you purchase.

>>5388257
When I bought mine, my wife told me to show her to my niece, believing I would be ashamed. I show her anyway. She was... confused. She recognized the quality of the figure, and she actually liked her overall, but couldn't admit so because, you know, is still a lewd toy.

So, in a sense, it backfired to my wife, because rather than embarrassing me, she made our niece a fan. A confused one, but still...

>>5388355

Lol ET head

>>5388199
>Cattleya
>Not Melona
you fucked up op
but then again i just ordered the elf and im getting alice after her, melona needs to get legacy

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>>5388199
I'm always on the fence to buy this, then I remember "where do i put this broad? with my Avengers or Spider-Man, TMNT or Street Fighter displays?" the smae thing with Black Series, these are expensive where I live so I only managed ot get Vader and I keep it in the box.

but if it was Melpha I would put her in front of all my figures, jizzus!

>>5389128
With your other lewd figures, of course. Once you pop, you can't stop.

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>>5388199
Ive wanted melona for a while now, but too much. Im waiting for the vah nami next

>>5389063
I wanted to get the elf to be a trainer character but the only figures on track suits I know of are the training normirella figmas and I don't have the heart to buy one of those and then paint it green.

>>5388199
literally the worst queen's blade character, and the only one I don't have.

>>5389438
>Such shit taste.

>>>/trash/ is that way

>>5389438
I agree. Her proportions are weird. Her head is just way too small for that body.

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>>5389128
No Shizuka
No Tomoe
No Liliana
No Irma
No Risty
Nobody from Grimoire
Nobody from Queen's Gate

So many opportunities ignored

>>5388756
Your wife needs help dude, dragging a little girl into an attempt to sexually shame you?

Thats weird...

>>5389427
Try that again in English next time, Pedro.

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>>5392524
>Nobody from Queen's Gate

>>5392679
>little girl

My niece is 18 years old. For references, my cousin and her have sit together to watch high school of dead and south park.