Idiotic toys thread

>>5377248
But... it comes with a bonus license plate.

>>5377248
That looks great. I'd definitely use that as a figure accessory.

>tiny ship in a bottle
Hell, I'd buy it.

>>5377248
https://youtu.be/TzqYgEObfB4

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>>5377288
Oh that wily Miles.

>>5377707

Because it was a funny scene and he makes for good background fodder?

>>5377876
That served a purpose.

It proved people will literally pay for a rock.

>>5377707

Looks like a dildo gun.

>>5377248
Maybe because other people than autists and children collect toys. My father was stationed on the U.S.S. Kittyhawk, and he was given the Micromachine version as a gift. He still has it up on the wall from like... 20 years ago or whatever... he also has the Star Trek:TNG micromachine box set to. Some people just like to look at things you mong.

>>5378030
I always found them to be a bit sharp, and small.

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Not one...

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But two Flash Motorcycles.

>>5378068
>play with there toys
>there
And you call him retarded.You failed abortion.

>>5378068
what's it feel like being this stupid? Is it hard to do normal things like make toast or watch tv?

>>5377288
>I was never a boy

God, I could hear Bruce Jenner saying that..

>>5378068
>>5378158
>what a 12 year old think's bait is.

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>>5378273
to be fair, if that really happened, they'd add Goku to the top.

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I'm kidding, totally missed this gold age of "the little chemist"


Now must be at least violates a dozen "safety" ISO standards

>>5378309
What do you mean, it says "Safe!" right there!

>>5378309
Bought a more modern chemistry set a while ago. It's mostly just shit you can get from your kitchen, or if you really wanted in bulk from ebay/amazon for cheaper than the kit

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I have two of these, just because of how ridiculous I find the idea of releasing a wheelchair-bound action figure as part of the toyline for a massive blockbuster.

Superman Justice Jogger.

>>5378355
>leg articulation

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>>5378355
>>5378741

>>5377248
I have the titanic one of those, not bad sculpt wise and is recognizable.

Only thing wrong with it is the fact it defeats the purpose of a ship in a bottle...to build it yourself.

>>5378030
Unless you penis is the width of a pencil, they don't work.

>>5378068
Jin, stop hiring homeless people to shitpost on /toy/ for you.

>>5378158
Dear Greg Mazujian,

Please choke on shit and die.

-Everybody on /toy/

>>5378158
iz diz engrish i cnt tall

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Friendly reminder that Greg is actually Jin in disguise

>>5379064
Nah. Just autism.

>>5378309
United Nuclear sells both cloud chambers and Spinthariscopes. They're not really toys, and you can construct an el-cheapo cloud chamber for cheap. Gilbert also made Erector Sets and those are tough, i wouldn't be surprised if this Atomic Energy Lab still worked as advertised.

>>5379071
it would explain Jin, or someone pretending to be Jin, doing this "I don't know who Greg is but he emailed me" crap. We know Jin's here daily, he's got no job or kids, or actual friends outside of those GI Joe forums that he whiteknights for.

>>5378355
Hey i love my ml prof x. Wheelchair and leg articulation.

>>5379171
Shut up, Jin.

>>5379171
Fuck off, ChrisJin

>>5379171
>when all the shit you eat goes to your brain

>>5379206
You heard it here, folks. He just admitted he's just like Chris Chan and Jin.

>>5379216
>autistic
You said yourself you had assburgers.

>>5379216
>dear diary I can't believe how much epic trollz im katanaing to /toy/ these friks are total dips!

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>>5378355
That wheelchair is the best accessory.

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>>5379036
You mean our hatred makes your bitch tits fatter, fucking shiteating dog molester.

>>5379225
Yes. It's fullblown bitch tits, bitch tits.

>>5379254
I may be a racist shiteater but I don't have bitch tits you cuck filth bitch!!!!!

>>5379255
Dominate me with what? Your bitch tits?
Bitches don't dominate. Bitches jack off dogs. Lol. Retard bitch tits shiteater lol

>>5379261
Fuck off bitch!!!!!
I will dominate you and jack off your dog until they sploogr sll ovrr my sweaty manboobs you vrrmin filth!!!!!!

>>5379262
Nah. The pic does not lie. Enjoy fapping dogs, bitch tits. Lol

>>5379267
Forcefeed me what? Pus from your bitchtits? Lol. Fuck off. Everyone knows youre jin's fuccboi. Disgusting racist shiteater. Lol

>>5379249
This is Greg?
LOL
No wonder this faggot shitposts here.
Looks like a genuine shiteater!
Those sure are disgusting bitch tits!

>>5379278
Destroy me with your bitch tits?
Lol. Bitches make empty threats, fucktard.
Go back to your Aryan Brotherhood meeting, jin's fuccboi.
You're scaring nobody.
Bitch tits don't have the balls to act like a man.

>>5379287
Pop your own bitch tits first, bitch tits!
Lol!

Guys,
Don't reply to Greg's posts!
He'll make more empty threats and act tough but he'll cry to mommy like a little fat bitch with greasy bitch tits!
See, Greg is a retarded ass who admitted that he was molested by a nigger garbageman in exchange for a g.i. joe at the age of 18.
He admittedly sucked the garbageman's dick after being led to believe that chocolate sauce will come out.
And because of his low intelligence, he started eating shit that made him more stupid.
Now he jacks off dogs and exposes his genitals to kids.
He is a deeply disturbed individual.
Look, he'll prove that he's a stupid ass with disgusting bitch tits by posting more empty threats because he has literally no balls.

>>5379303
As the real original Greg Mazujian, I confirm everything here is true.
I have disgusting bitch tits and I am a racist.
I make fun of niggers and I am friends with Jin because we are both white males.
I am jin's fuccboi.

>>5379249
Yes those are my bitch tits.
They are a lot fatter now because of all the shit I eat.
Dogs splooge all over my bitch tits when I jetk them off

>>5379343
People with bitch tits are weak.
The photo confirms your weakness, bitch tits fag.

>>5379343
Lol your threats are full of bitch tits like you.

BITCH TITS GENERAL

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/greg-mazujian-internet-tough-guy-and-4chan-shitposter.15860/page-8

>>5379455
>the mods would take the whole thread down
They're already probably gonna take it down because it was started by an obvious ban-evading tard (aka you).

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>>5378051
My dad has one; PT109, the ship JFK served on in WWII. He's a bit of a JFK appreciator and a history buff

>>5379208
I'm almost afraid to ask.

>>5377251
Why would a ship need a license plate?

>>5380355
so when you crash into it, you'll KNOW what to report!