Huh, so this is 4chan. I have heard quite a lot about you all, Well, I'm sure this will be fun. Let me put you all to the test.
>Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos has decided to investigate 4chan. His MO most likely means he isn't going to browse for fun.
>You have a few options to deal with him.
>Attack the Outer God and force him to retreat
>Convince him to leave
>1. You can perform one action per turn
>2. Nyarlathotep is an Outer God, he can take a ridiculous amount of punishment, don't expect him to be easily beaten
>3. He is Nyarlathotep, remember that.
Nyarlathotep: 100/100 HP
I show him the Nyarko-san crawling with love series and force him to make a san check. Even if he passes it, that will likely be enough to send him rampaging over to /a/
>Nyarlathotep glances at goatse
Wow, I forgot humans liked sex so much... I believe the man with the large member is impressive by your standards. Are you attempting to intimidate me?
> Nyarlathotep appears to be amused.
>Nyarlathotep cringes at the awfulness
>It appears to be quite painful
>Nyarlathotep is actually quite fond of Nyarko-san, he isn't really that petty. Besides Nyarlathotep has infinite sanity
OOOOOHHH. Tell me more about the fetishes Anon.
Tiles, well? I've seen the Great Old Ones have sexual interest in humans. I find that more bizarre. Besides don't humans masterbate to inanimate objects?
>Nyarlathotep is immune to insanity based attacks
You humans... Well I've realized I truly have no regrets to anything I do to you.
Do you really think that you'd even be able to? I think it would result in you becoming similar to an egg or cocoon.
Goddamnit, he's an Outer God, not our sex doll/device of merriment
That connection is perfectly logical. Why are you saying that?
I show him that hello kitty comic where elder God gets traped in world of non-violence, where fear doesn't exist, nor disgust, nor doubt, nor madness. Hell for elder God.
Eh, same thing, and you'll never outlive the memes, one day they'll catch up with you.
Eventually you'll remember something stupid from this board, and then you'll realize you're here forever.
Obviously not that intelligent if you wound up here.
>he isn't really that petty.
Way to misread the character
Nyarlahotep is infinitely petty, that's kind of his entire shtick and the entire reason that he's the only outer god who actively fucks with people for shits and giggles.
Oh great and powerful Crawling Chaos, surely you have better things to do?
It was said that you would emerge from Egypt, and the fellahin would kneel before you. Egypt seems a bit too stable right now for you to be here already. Aren't you putting the cart before the horse?
Description is nothing compared to the real thing.
>I think it would result in you becoming similar to an egg or cocoon.
If there's even a slight chance of being reborn as a lesser Elder God then I'd be stupid not to do it.
>His MO most likely means he isn't going to browse for fun.
But anon, Nyarlathotep is all about fun. He's just a complete asshole, so he can only find fun in the suffering of others.
He honestly needs some therapy. Are there some other outer gods who he can talk to about his problems? That might help identify why he's such a cunt, so that he can deal with his problems in a healthy way.
>maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight?
>I was referring to him getting annoyed about anime having a moe version of him
Besides it wasn't actually a Mask of mine, though the implications of an Outer God loving a human... Absolutely disgraceful.
Poetry is an odd thing, I guess I am the third gear. Humans... You should stick to the memes. Leave Lovecraft to write odd nonsense which gave me form.
Thank you my humble servant. I merely have come to observe humans without restraints. Seems to be close to madness.
Ah, but that is only for the end of days, when I tire of men and their foolishness. For now I merely shall watch and jest.
> Nyarlathotep has nothing but boredom, those fetishes seem tame to him.
Why are humans obsessed with stupidity? Are all of men lost to ignorance as they are born or is it gained with experience?
This is why I keep you around
>Nyarlathotep winces at the memory of Henderson. Unfortunately Henderson is spending his afterlife fighting the Old Ones. He still gives Nyarlathotep 1 Damage somehow.
An intelligent human, you are a rarity. I shall keep you alive in my memory.
>I was more meaning he was going to do something sinister but now I'm just content with this ridiculousness.
You are a terrible author, also most Outer Gods are completely mindless Anon.
Heh, even I have one, Anon you are quite frankly a sad waste of genetic material.
>implying this isn't basically the same thing
>implying listening to OP going "NUH UH" for 300+ posts is worthwhile
I think we should call in some friendly elder monster assistance /tg/. Back me up on this one legion of faceless beasts of wing and eye!
No, you really fucking didn't. It's as boring and stupid as it was before, and even more smug.
This already is a sequel thread. In fact, I think it's the third iteration of this sort of thing. And it's just as shit as the other two.
>Sequel? Heh, no this time high damage banishes Nyarlathotep. Isn't arrogance making you want to deal damage to Nyarlathotep? End the thread? If not just make the mockery funny. I'm not going to be rude because that thread sucked, terribly. I really should get mocked.
>waste of trips
Not trying to mock anyone. I'm mad. Genuinely mad.
Because I care. OP, you've got some good ideas, you really do. This sort of thread had the potential to be amazingly fun for everyone. I can totally get behind /tg/ gathering together for a big dumb boss fight. But you just keep fucking it up. Vague-ass rules, arbitrary rulings as to what does and doesn't work. Shit, we don't even have dice rolls to fall back on in this one. Everyone just has to hope and pray that you're feeling merciful enough to go "Well, I GUESS that does a little damage!" instead of the usual "No that doesn't work TEEHEE!" Coupled with insufferable amounts of smug/edge on your part, it just turns the whole thing into the most unfun bullshit I have ever witnessed.
I guess you could say that I'm not really mad. Just disappointed in you. You could've done great things OP. I believed in you.
Actual solid rules that both player and gm abide by would be a good start. Consistency in rulings would be a very close second.
This is Running Games 101 man. You should know this.