Scandinavian vs Germanic

>>45365335
aren't they almost exactly the same? is Wodan and Donar not Odin and Thor?

Post more food

>>45365335
The Slavs.

>>45365335
That is revolting!
There is gum in the ball, making this a very strange meal indeed.

>>45365335
Hindu mythology blows Scandinavian and Germanic mythologies out of the water, land, sky and space.

>>45365335
Is that a Bavarian flag?

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>>45365335
The one that didn't have their World Tree burned to the ground.

>>45365432

Nobody cares curry, go back to your shitting street

>>45365335
Who burned that poor bratwurst?

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Serbian vs Slavic mythology

Which one has the best mythology to draw inspiration from?

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>>45365456
Make me, faggot.

>>45365456
im not Indian but have you ever read eastern mythology? its pretty badass.

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>>45365493
The one that removed kebab

/pol/ vs Yale University student activists

Which one has the best mythology to draw inspiration from?

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>>45365456
Kill yourself faggot, Hindu mythology blows every other mythology the fuck out

>>45365521

He's too busy fapping to Wotan and trying to resurrect Rudolf Hess as a tomb wight.

>>45365335
2 : 0

>>45365521
He hears his ancestors speagging to him, mighty Thor will strigg us down

>>45365493
Serbs ARE Slavs you f
Oh, I get it.

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>>45365548
The one that makes America great again

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>>45365498
>>45365586
>>45365588

>these mad curries

Hilarious

>>45365586
woah settle down now, hindu mythology isn't shit, but we all know Celtic mythology is as good as it gets.

>>45365653
I'm not curry, but I agree with them.

Hindu tops other mythologies, in power levels if nothing else.

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>>45365548
The former. Imagine a world in which Ben "Popping the Cork on every Orc" Garrison is a 20th level Ranger.

>>45365653
lolno. Try Aussie.

Hindu lore makes all others look like the half hearted fantasies of a fedora.

>>45365702
>Celtic mythology is as good as it gets
Booooring

Come back when Celtic myths have nuclear bombs, flying cities, crazy powerups, and motherfuckers destroying universes in their battles.

>>45365612
Silence ranjeep. There's a reason your sixteen-armed elephant gods never spread beyond your borders. Buddhism was the only cool shit you freaks actually came up with.

>>45365498
that game was so fucking terrible, oh my god

>>45365653
I don't understand why you're using curry as an insult man. Shit is fucking delicious.

Besides, it's mostly fucking Tamil people that smell bad, and all the rest of India hates them.

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>>45365762
> nuclear bombs, flying cities, crazy powerups, and motherfuckers destroying universes in their battles.

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>>45365770
And when did Germanic, Celtic, or Scandinavian folklore ever spread beyond their respective borders?

It also did. Into Indo-China and the rest of South-East Asia.

>>45365398
We have those footballs in the UK too, except they're solid chocolate all the way through.

>>45365653
>stormfag making all stormfags look like retards

Looks like someone doesn't understand the tactics of reverse-trolling. :^)

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>>45365744
Ben "One Man Klan" Garisson
Ben "Gnome Catacomb" Garisson
Ben "Halfling Halving" Garisson
Ben "Zyklon B" Garisson
Ben "Monstergirl Manslaughter" Garisson
Ben "Ogrekill" Garisson
Ben "It's not murder if it's an Elf" Garisson
Ben "Knife the Knife Ears" Garisson

>>45365713
Hindu mythology was the original anime.

>>45365924

And that's good?

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>>45365770
Very funny cunt, care to explain what European religions or deities exist outside the basements of LARPers?

>>45365958
Normalfag pls go

>>45365432
>>45365586
>Hindu mythology blows

Well, you got that right.

>>45365762
You do realize that Asura's wrath is very very loosely based of off hindu mythology. For instance having a single character named Asura is like having a single character named Jotun.

>>45365919
Ben " dwarves aren't people like us" Garrison
Ben " toll the trolls" Garrison
Ben " take this bow and shoot the drow" Garrison

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>>45365919
Why is she so just?

>>45366063
Not talking about that dumb vidya gaem

Actual Hindu and Buddhist lore is more insane

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>>45366112
She just is

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>>45366121
It's fun but it also reads like it was written by ten-year olds.

>Hanuman needs to cross the sea to get to Lanka, so he just grows so giant he can cross it in one step
>he gets caught by Ravana's men and disses Ravana so hard that the demon king of all the heavens has his tail set on fire
>of course Hanuman gets free and jumps all over Lanka, burning the city down
>yeah well Ravana has the best architects ever so the next day the whole country is rebuilt and it's even better than ever

>>45365958
Yes.

>>45365958
It depends on your opinion of Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann.

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>>45365980
>>45366030
>all this frog shit

>>45366209
Hindu mythology's probably just a bunch of freeform roleplayers' game logs, then.

>>45366488
If it were written today it'd be written off as a bunch of Mary Sues. Ravana is literally the only foe who Rama doesn't kill with one arrow, and the only way he could kidnap Rama's wife (the mostest beautiful and faithful woman in the entire world, you guys!) was to have his brother cause a distraction (thereby getting killed) and snatch her when Rama looked the other way. This was after Rama disfigured Ravana's sister for being not hot enough to date him.

WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?
THE ARYANS WHO CONQUERED INDIA AND IMPLEMENTED THE CASTE SYSTEM WHERE OF THE SAME GROUP THAT SETTLED IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND EUROPE.
SO EURO MYTHOLOGY IS BASED OFF OF PROTO-WHITE MYTHOLOGY, WHICH POO IN LOOS NOW WORSHIP.

>>45366540
Dude. It's mythology. Zeus transforms into a swan and fucks a bitch but Hera doesn't leave him, Hekatonkheires throw literal mountains at each other. Fenris eats the moon, and the entire world is supported by a fucking tree. Jesus absolves all sins ever and god creates the world in seven fucking days.

>>45366209
Don't forget the part where Hanuman had to find a plant which could heal his bro from poison but no time to search the mountain so he LIFTED the entire mountain and jumped with it back home

>>45366588
Yes, you are not totally incorrect. It also traces back to Proto-Indo-European myths.

>>45366601
Is Hera a cuck?

>>45366588
Here we can see the schizophrenic in his natural habitat. Observe his extensive use of caps lock.

>SO EURO MYTHOLOGY IS BASED OFF OF PROTO-WHITE MYTHOLOGY, WHICH POO IN LOOS NOW WORSHIP.
...what? White people existed long before the Indo-Europeans

Besides, eurofags worship a sandnigger

>>45366649
Zeus is too, Hera cheats on him a few times IIRC. The Greek gods behave like a bunch of fucking teenagers I swear. Athena turns a woman into a spider just because she's better at fucking weaving.

>>45366209
>>45366601
>>45366627

I fucking love how wacky mythology is

>>45366665
>White people existed long before the Indo-Europeans
The Indo-Europeans were white people
and it was proto- "white mythology" not "proto -white" mythology

>>45366684
>Hera cheats on him a few times IIRC

Source. I'm pretty sure she never cheats because she's the goddess of marriage and fidelity.

>>45366601
Also God created 2 massive sea serpents at the dawn of time, then thinks "Oh wait, these things are so fucking huge they'd breed and eat everything" so he kills one.
Then creates a Land version and a Sky version.
for kicks

>>45366695
Oftentimes when I read myths, I wonder if people weren't all just in on some epic meme

The japanese goddess of food sprayed a meal out of her orifices and the moon god cut off her head in disgust, the egyptians said the world was fapped into existence, there's a central african god of vomit, coyote of the plains used to remove his cock and make it chase women to rape, Thor kicked a random dwarf onto Balder's funeral pyre, Vainamoinen and his crew ran into a bunch of snakes drinking beer inside of a cave then stared at each other awkwardly before Vainamoinen cursed snakes to never enjoy beer again, the Aztecs lived in fear of skeleton hermaphrodites with rattlesnake penises, etc.

>>45366684
To be fair that weaver was totally dissing her bro, did you see what she weaved? Asking for it.

>>45366699
>The Indo-Europeans were white people
Everybody in north india, western central asia, anatolia, north africa, and iran is white
>proto- "white mythology" not "proto -white" mythology
Makes no sense

>>45366817
The only weaver I can think of in Greek mythology is Arachne. She was an excellent weaver, so great that she was considered (even by herself, bad move) to be better than Athena, whose portfolio it turns out is War, Wisdom, AND Weaving. So Athena decided to rise above the rest of her total garbage family and challenged Arachne to a weaving contest, judged by Envy. Athena wove a tapestry showing off all the great triumphs and battles of the gods, while Arachne wove one highlighting all of their infidelities. Envy judged them each and found Arachne to be the victor, fair and square. So Athena turned her into a spider. The moral of the story is don't be better than a god, even if you are.

>>45366810

Like you wouldn't be scared of skeleton hermaphrodites with rattlesnake penises

>>45366843
>Everybody in north india, western central asia, anatolia, north africa, and iran is white
Wow, you are either a complete dipshit or intentionally misinterpreting my words.
>makes no sense
Yes it does you moron, try reading it out loud if you're that fucking stupid. Put emphasis on the words in quotation marks if you still dont understand.

>>45366810
This, senpai.

I know that there's a lot of symbolism behind and what not, but I can't get over the fact that most situations are extremely silly when you don't consider the context.

>>45366917
>Wow, you are either a complete dipshit or intentionally misinterpreting my words.
How?

Most people in North Africa, North India, Europe, West Asia, and west-central asia are more closely related to each other than anybody else
>Yes it does you moron
There is no "Ur" white mythology, there's many

>>45366910
>Oh gee, if it isn't another lich, haven't seen one of those in a while.
>Wait, is that skeleton rocking bewbs? I mean how does that even work?
>Uh, I think I just saw something move under its loincloth, might be seeing things though.
>HOLY MOTHER OF QUETZALCOATL WTF ITS DICK IS HISSING AT ME!

>>45367181
Your posts arent funny

>>45365360
this

>>45365468

Germans are a fan of the hot brown sausage as of late.

>>45367195
Don't bully anon-kun

>>45366699
Back to Tumblr with you

>>45367284
Eh, I'm just glad sempai noticed me.

>>45365958
It's certainly better than anything any Germanic culture has ever produced.

>>45365335
>southern vikings vs northern vikings

it's the same shit you dumbass

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I just wanted to say... I love you guys.

As sad as it sounds, you assholes might be the only people I have anything in common with.

>>45365841
>And when did Germanic, Celtic, or Scandinavian folklore ever spread beyond their respective borders?
Wew lad. Try a bit harder pls.
What day of the week is it where you live buddy?
Thursday?(Thor's day)
Friday? (Freya's day)

>>45366089
You fucking suck at this anon.

>>45369862
...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Nobody believes or ever has believed in northern european deities outside northern europe

>>45365335
Germanic, but they should be going for 17th/18th century Brothers Grimm Germanic and not that pre-medieval pagan shit.

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>>45370002
Wait are we actually measuring which religion had the most believers in a thread about fucking Germanic vs Scandinavian religions on /tg/? Who gives a fuck, most people here are atheist anyway.

>>45370002
Your tears are delicious and the goalpost is now firmly planted on the far side of the field

>not a single mention of Merkel
Well done, /tg/

>>45370806
You claimed that Germanic religion spread outside of Europe, I proved you wrong

Now you're acting as if day names which had no relevance since the dark ages mean anything

>>45371815
I thought this thread was about mythology, why are you guys talking about religion again?

>>45365335
Both belong to Islam

>>45365432
Hindu mythology is the cape comics of mythology.

>>45365958
Generally speaking, yes.

>>45366209
>nuh uh! My dad can beat up your dad!
>nuh uh! My dads stronger than-a car!

>>45373247
I'll take what is 90% of the debates on /tg/?

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>>45365335
Well, since I'm Swedish I'm biased towards Scandinavian mythology.

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>>45365398
Did you hear him,men? He said they're revolting! To arms!

>>45365586
Except you gotta be high to get any of it

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>>45366695
If you're just gonna make shit up, go big.
Don't settle for "He built a big boat when it rained" or "A bush burned once in front of a schizo"

>>45373518
Sure, if you're into tryhardology.

Well, this thread is shit and you guys are shit.
>>>/int/

>>45365456
or, you could go back to /int/ or /pol/

>>45365958
It's an observation, at least.

>>45373518
But can you do
poo in loo?

>>45366734
Also he makes Angels and calls them lords of everything.

And then makes humans and tells the angels you need to bow to them.

And for kicks gave them free will only for this moment so he can kick some of them out.

>>45365335
>Which one has the best mythology to draw inspiration from?

You could always mash them together you know, and borrow from both.

>>45371815
...You do know the Hindu Mythology is just a mismash of Indo-European and Neolithic Chinese right?

Like... the Literal Heavenly golden Emperor and this Thousand gods shit right?

>>45373336
Really? I thought the Swedish preferred foreign history and culture to their own.

>>45365432
>>45365586
>liking mythology that just wants people with multiple arms
>all that deoderant they would need
I knew India was smelly for a reason.

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>>45366313
Here is another picture for you

this went from /tg/ to /pol/itics pretty fast

>>45379233
>went from

>>45377405
That's because you're an ignorant internet dweller whose world view is shaped by /pol/.

try finnish mythology.

>>45365335
Start with the Greeks!

>>45365360
Donar Kebab

it was inevitable wasnt it?

>>45373518
Are you implying that biblical mythology is boring?

The whole reason God wanted to flood the earth was that there were a bunch of giant half-angel lovechildren running around and fucking with everyone's shit.

And Noah didn't just build a boat, he built a habitat for two of every species on earth with nothing but the wood he found in his back yard. Then he got drunk, accidentally showed his son his dong and tl;dr that's apparently why we have black people.

>>45365713
>gets rekt by abrahamics

Kekd

>>45366893
On the other hand now Arachne is famous forever as the greatest weaver ever. She will not grow old as others will grow old etc.

>>45365586
Every other Mythology had people shitting out universes and punching out gods of creation.
Hindu Mythology just sounds exotic and interesting, because it's not often explored in media.

You can take something as boring and downtrodden as greek mythology, take less well-known part of it and suddenly it's interesting again.
Case in point: Gigantomachy. People are always amazed by the shit that went on there.

>>45365713
It just sounds impressive. Many other mythologies have equally overblown animu shit in them.

>>45370057
I'll just leave this here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35358487

>>45373305
Only if you can define your dad's statblock

>>45365360
not only that but they are based on the same roots. Example is Tyr, who is Saxnot, who is, wait for it, MARS.
most native polytheistic religion is based on the very early believes of indoaryan tribes and the names of Tyr comes from a root that later and furthehr south became the word deus

>>45365450
True, Norse did it themselves, filthy converts.

>>45365335
Southern germanic best germanic.

Mostly because it bordered to outright shamanism, at least the few shit that gets found implies that.

Mythwise they are both cool, and entertaining as fuck.

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>>45365713
>>45365924
>mfw hindu power levels

>>45386215
amen to that!
wish theyd return to their old ways instead of being highly conservative pricks

>>45386354
>mfw a legendary hindu weapon gets compared to a nuke
>mfw there are slighty raised radiationlevels in an area of india that is consistent with were the thing was used

>>45386514
>Dravidian Indians are actually mutated Aryans from the fallout

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>>45365395
Yes