Where were you when Tomb Kings were killed?

>>45355614
Same place I was when Warhammer was killed.

>>45355614
Well...when their entire spiel was "GET OFF MY LAWN" then it's not much of a surprise when they go the way of the dodo when their lawn no longer exists.

Still, it's unlike GW to kill off armies like that after they promised Squats would be the last time they did that.

>>45355614
>Where were you when Tomb Kings were killed?
You mean back in 2011?

>>45355646
Why do people continue to say that after Chaos Dwarves and Dogs of War happened?

>>45355739
Both still exist in the fluff to some capacity.

Squats just got deleted entirely, and Tomb Kings now.

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>>45355614
>retiring of our venerable products
>to make space for the new products

>>45355614

Tomb Kings died once Cruddace got his hands on their armybook. This is just the burial.

Uh? I thought the Tomb Kings are in the whole new undead realm of AoS?

I couldn't care less about WH Fantasy or AoS but I liked to use some of the Tomb Kings models of other system :-I

>>45356027

Nah, AoS was made to cull unprofitable Fantasy product lines. TK's won't be the only ones to go.

>>45355939
The sad thing is sometimes I wonder if maybe they auctualy believe the crap they spew.

>>45356038

I always thought so too and was happily surprises they still remained available. Guess this joy came to early.

But until now they're not in the "Last Chance" section yet.... But maybe they simply have still too many models in stock and they will be there soon.

>>45355646
They promised squats would be the last time they killed off a 40k army.

>>45356169
That bodes well for Sisters of Battle then.

>>45356046
I don't understand. Do you believe the company has infinite funds with which to maintain production of an infinite number of different models?

Each model requiring it's own dedicated overhead for design, production, packaging, etc. I would imagine ending production on some models would be necessary to free up funds, materials, and employees to create new ones.

If the point you are making is that they do not actually intend to release new models, then that may be valid, we can only wait and see.

>>45355739
Chaos dwarves got an entire forgeworld army and are still playable even in Age of Smegma?

Dogs of war though, I'll agree though they were more about supplemental units then a real army.

>>45356486
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck

>>45356027
Doesn't seem so. The leaks from the WD article about the new undead book lists all the subfactions, but those don't include Tomb Kings. There's the Deathrattle Legions, who are skeletons, but they're described as being led by wight kings and the pictures show the VC skeleton models.
You could still use your TK models as Egyptian themed Deathrattle Skelebones, but TK aren't really a thing anymore.

>>45355646
Age of Sigmar is one giant squatting

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>>45355614

Rumours also point to Bretonnians getting the boot this weekend. Rev up those last chance to buys, folks!

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>>45356486
When are those Raging Heroes Not-Sisters coming out? They have to time the squatting announcement for maximum spitefulness.

>>45356766
>Deathrattle Legions
I have no words.

>>45356917
>I have four* words.

>>45356733
No anon, if we try that again they'll just keep setting us on fire until we learn not to.

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>There are people who still defend AoS

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I was going to let loose a string of profanity, but honestly? Its par for the course.

My favorite army got squatted. Beastmen stay, Brets stay, Sisters stay, my army gets squatted.

I just don't fucking care anymore.

>>45357001
I bet $10 those are fake.

>>45357045
There's still plenty on 2nd hand market.
Hell, Necromunda and Mordheim were abandoned for a while and you can get most of the stuff easily via ebay just fine, some of it for cheaper than it originally was.

>>45355614
Happily playing Infinity. Life is good.

>>45357084
It's bailey jay, everything on "her" is fake.

>>45357084
Good spot eagle eyes. It's also a dude.

>>45357104
Yeah, I'll have to pick up some buffer models to work on. A Settra and Apophas for sure.

I'm done though. Even if they brought Fantasy back, I'm done.

>>45357084
no shit, it's Bailey Jay. still would annihilate that slut

>>45357132
Even the penis?

>>45357132
Bailey who?

YOOOOOO!

Still cute, in a slutty way.

>>45357191
Especially the pe... actually, no, that's not how it works.

>>45356733
well, supposedly they will not change up the core rules again, so you can just keep playing with the shit codex you are currently using

>>45357132
Wow, really?
Did she finally get a nose job to get rid of that monstrous pyramid of flesh or just found a flattering angle?

>>45357221
>she

>>45357084
The tits or the guys defending AoS?

Or was that the joke?

>>45357191
No, the benis is all natural, as god intended.

Body augmentation is the way of the future and should be encouraged. Enhancing yourself to be the best boyslut you can be is exactly as awesome as turning yourself into a cybernetic supersoldier. However, lopping off your dick and turning it inside out because you want to be a woman is mutilation and a sign of mental illness, and this distinction must be drawn.

>>45357317
What about getting oneself a ladyhole while keeping what good lord provided?

But as far as augmentation goes, I believe we should look into artificial eyes before improving the cosmetics. The market for them might be smaller but they will make a lot more difference for each customer.

>>45357389
Anon that's silly, there isn't any room for an extra set of gear down there. You can't just bolt on extra shit the chassis wasn't designed for and call it a day, that isn't how this works.

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>>45357389
Artificial limbs leads to full-body replacement.

Because lets face it, who would want to be a little girl when you can be Motoko Kusinagi.

>>45357479
Well, you don't need the full functionality, just the lite-version for... most common use.
I mean, sure, it can't be done all simple and straightforward, but people are thinkers, I'm sure we can figure out the way.

>>45357515
>Who would want to be a little girl when you can be Motoko Kusinagi.
Motoko Kusanagi would. At least going by the film.

>>45357515
I fail to see how that's either/or thing.
Motoko Kusinagi was little girl at one point.

>>45357317
>boys getting fake tits is fine
>but not having their dick turned into a vagina
What's the difference?

>>45357562
One is adding extra shit at no detriment. The other is taking a major bodily system and rendering it permanently nonfunctional

>>45357587
so what
not everyone wants to be a dad

>>45357562
not him, but maybe it's something like:
>adding shit to look like someone else: fine
>removing shit to feel like someone else: bad
sorta like the distinction between roleplayers and people with actual identities problems

or maybe he's just afraid to stick his dick into another anon's mutilated dick at one point in the future; anal would be the only way to have a genuine experience in the end

>>45357616
>not everyone wants to be a dad
RISUG and IUD won't rekt your shit.

>>45357616
I guess the real point is that Anon just likes dicks so much he doesn't want to see even single one of them given up.

>>45357587
You can still piss, you can still get fucked, what's missing? Besides, until we can find a cure for dysphoria that doesn't involve giving people the body their condition tells them they should have, it's the best option.
>>45357633
In my opion, it's not gay if they have a vagina. Doesn't matter what they want to be called, their body is attractive to me because it's biologically female and therefore I'm into women.

>GW gods offer Settra an AoS army, with skelemarines and everything if he accepts the new rules
>Settra tells them to fuck off
>Gets squatted

RIP

>>45357644
>RISUG
Please tell me it can be acquired somewhere in continental Europe now.

>>45356169
To be fair, this time they killed off an entire game and just started picking who is making it back.

The TK got merged with VC, so newer models will probably stay, but older ones will be discontinued. Unfortunately a lot of the Tomb King models seem to be older than the pyramids themselves.

>>45357556
Yeah, but they stuck her in an adult body despite being a child and made her prison gay.

>>45357664
This is now canon.

>>45357688
They put her in a childs body and changed the body as she "grew" to match her age.
In Stand Alone complex you see her in her childs body, and she mentions that she got her watch as a present for her final body fitting, which is for the type of adult body she uses now.

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>>45357659
>cure for dysphoria that doesn't involve giving people the body their condition tells them they should have
That already exists.

>>45357732
Not in the comics.
They had a one body fits all early on. Shit was uncanny valley as fuck too apparently.

>>45357659
>cure for dysphoria
Called therapy and medication, like every other mental illness ever.

>>45357842
Not when they actually have a passive hormonal imbalance.

Not everything is fixed by shoving more chemicals in, you need to correct the malfunction.

So brain surgery.

Also
>Implying psychology is an answer

>>45357874
Can't hormonal imbalance be mitigated by hormone pump implant (device similar to recently introduced insulin pump for diabetics)?

>>45355614

nice shot to the customer confidence

'just buy or kits, we will trash them in 4 years don't worry'

time to cash out from 40k too I guess

>>45355939

more flying golden homos incoming

>>45357934
Pretty much.

Considering how badly they did financially in 2015, its not shocking the axe will be swinging.

They can't rely on the huge new releases or three vidya to save them from a fall in 2016.

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The kings among kings do not simply die
They wait for the day the gods gift them the perfect bodies they are rightful for

An age where they are slave is no time worthy of attention

>>45357104
>getting mordheim warbands just fine
>paying 200 GBP for a 20 GBP box is 'just fine'

>>45358001
Hey, at least they're still in Blood Bowl.

Settra is now king of the WWIBBL. Warhammer World International Blood Bowl League.

>>45358014
Not sure where you're shopping but I never had to go above 5€ / mini.

>>45357659
>In my opion, it's not gay if they have a vagina. Doesn't matter what they want to be called, their body is attractive to me because it's biologically female and therefore I'm into women.

It's insanely gay, actually. You're having sex with a man.

If that's what you're into that's fine, but it is what it is.

>>45358105

I'll buy a beastmen warband from you for that price instantly. Full please, including the centigor and the minotaur

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>>45358158
There is no gay or straight, anon.

There is only dominance, harems, and heirs.

>>45358105
Bullshit.

>>45355614
Same place I was when I read that GW is removing points from 40k, and End Times'ing it.

Finally this game will go away. There can be no more arguing, hurrdurr'ing, "the sky is falling"-ing. The end is coming, the game will die.

>>45357934
>http://natfka.blogspot.hu/2016/02/small-statement-huge-change-in.html

yeah, just cash out while you can

>>45358317

lmfao, I remember when people were 'FUCKING KIRBY FINALLY GONE NEW ERA GW BE GREAT AGAIN'

turns out the new CEO during his short reign axed WHFB, put out the shithole that is AoS, now started to axe factions, and he's on pace to destroy 40k as well while posting the worst sales number for GW in decades

I mean if his goal is to fuck up the company so badly they can actually go bankrupt and sell it to hasbro he's doing stellar

>>45355614
Standing in line to buy more Tomb Kings.

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>>45358390
I'd buy a $50 Warhammer: Black Series Khalida.

>>45358306
>Same place I was when I read that GW is removing points from 40k, and End Times'ing it.

this is happening? link?

>>45358390
>Sell it to hasbro
>Official MLP minis
Wew

>>45358390
Anon, we have been over this before, the whole AoS trainwreck was already in motion when the new CEO took the wheel, he just couldn't back out of it - there's no way you can explain the stakeholders the last year or three worth of preparations, including sculpts molded and books written will have to be scrapped because you predecessor was THAT much of an idiot.

Are they actually making enough money from their new shit to persist with it

>>45356518
Oh look, the only non idiot in the thread and everyone just ignores him so they can keep jerking each other off about how evil GW is for wanting to make money. I can't wait until they finally give up and scrap WHFB entirely so you'll stop whining. You people act baffled and outraged because you seem to genuinely believe these companies exist to please you, personally, so when they make decisions you don't like you treat it as a slight against you, personally. If you pulled your heads out of your asses for 10 seconds you'd realize everything GW has done is consistent with a company desperately trying to wring money out of a dead IP.

No one bought Fantasy. If you people are to be believed, they are continuing to not buy Fantasy. Maybe in a couple years, when all we have left is Blood Bowl (assuming that doesn't turn out to be a passing fad), you'll finally accept that this is the future we all chose.

>>45358479
Maybe, maybe not. There's a serious dearth of real information on the subject. That's not stopped people from making shit up to try to force reality to be more in line with how they wish it was. Keep in mind this crowd have been claiming GW were 6 months away from bankruptcy for the past 15 years.

>>45358452
You're thinking this from the wrong angle.
optimus prime minis mang

>>45355614
In de Nile.

>>45358473

I wonder how long this excuse will last

Maybe after squatting the wood and dark elves people will stop it

>>45358532
>I can't wait until they finally give up and scrap WHFB entirely so you'll stop whining

>http://natfka.blogspot.hu/2016/02/small-statement-huge-change-in.html

40k is next bruder

>>45358690
Well, if he really axes TK now, that's on him. But he can't be blamed for AoS. It was coming for a long time. Hell even Matt Ward bailed while he still could.

>>45358532
>we all chose

Stop being such an apologist moron.

GW drove people away from Fantasy with their incompetent decisions, don't act like refusing to buy a product you dislike in the hopes they will get their act together means its your fault when they can it. Its not like GW provides any other way for fans to air their opinion other than refusing to support decisions they dislike financially.

Also WHFB is already dead and scrapped, you are pretty late. GW has nobody to blame but themselves, the huge reaction against AoS shows how much people loved WHFB. They were just not idiots and were waiting for GW to fix the actual game before spending more money on it.

>>45358390
You'd be wrong to think he's the one pulling the strings.

>>45358532
>40k going to shit
>"Stop giving them money, you dumb fucks, they'll never change their ways if you keep buying their shit!"
>WHFB goes to shit
>"Why'd ya stop giving them money, you dumb fucks, they'll never change their ways if you don't buying their shit!"

>>45358532
Nobody bought their new game either.

>>45358532
>how evil GW is for wanting to make money
They're "evil" because they shit on the retailers that made them who they are and because they make shit games.

>>45358826
Shows how much you know.

They're a model company, not a games company. The company name is an unfortunate coincidence.

>>45358963
>an unfortunate coincidence
It's more about historical reasons really, they used to make boardgames originally.

>>45358963
That one is getting rather old.

>>45355614
Oh, you mean when 7th edition was released?

>>45358317
>>45358700
>unironically posting rumours from "anonymous sources" posted on BoLS/natfka etc.

Sad Panda, Hastings, Harry, Lords of War Gaming, Atia and maybe a couple more. If their names aren't on the rumour, just plain ignore it.

>>45359103

atia isnt reliable at all, only sees one week into the future as a distributor. in fact, he/she did not have any rumors ever except next week releases

and hastings said the same about 40k on warseer before it got axed

>>45359039
Its a joke.
They said the exact same thing, for real, in an investor's meeting.

>>45359195
Oh, okay then, I didn't know that.

>>45355614

So bye bye Mr. Tomb King guy, drove my chevy to the FLGS but the FLGS was closed

>>45359211
The truth will set you free.

From spending any more money on plastic models made by GW.

http://www.iii.co.uk/news-opinion/richard-beddard/games-workshop-agm%3a-relentless-profit-machine

>>45359301
>The truth will set you free.
I thought work was supposed to do that.

>>45358738
Could you give an example of an incompetent decision made by GW relating to WHFB?

>>45357903
Transsexuals have been subjected to every kind of experimental treatment up to electroshock and lobotomy

It's like trying to cure someone of being gay, that's all it is.

>>45359391

I'll let everyone say one, for me the worst offender was not releasing any army books for almost a year after they made 8th

they dropped 8th july 2010, the first army book was orcs and goblins in april 2011

>>45359391

making the rules require more models while simultaneously reboxing old kits for lower model counts/box

>>45359213
>chevy
>not chariot
ONE. JOB.

>>45355646
But now that their lawn is gone they must conquer a new lawn.

>>45359391
Seriously? How about the spectacularly shitty game, its balance, and the plain refusal to update half the armies? Not to mention the standard complaints about price gouging on ancient models, the ever increasing army size......

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>>45359456
>It's like trying to cure someone of being gay, that's all it is.
You think we could treat gays with invasive surgery? Interesting thought.

>>45359538
>GW does a bunch of things to maximize profit
>the product is still unprofitable

Sounds like they're doing their best, and the customer base just isn't there. Sure, it would be nice if they could afford to hire better game designers, and get their books out faster, and charge the same prices as those bags of green plastic army men, but it's unreasonable to expect these things when players have moved on to 40k and skirmish games.

>>45359391
Storm of Chaos.
All of it.

Also, ignoring Fantasy for 40k.

Also, alienating Priestely.

>>45359541
You could probably surgically go bi too, for more options.

According to recent studies anyway, there is no homo or hetero. Just varying degrees of bisexual, with a wide or narrow scope oriented somewhere on the spectrum of gender.

Its why straight men can jack it to ladyboys and straight women have lesbian as their second favorite porn category.

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>>45355614
watching fenris get nuked from orbit, how about you guys?

>>45359391
Raising the price of the models while making the boxes contain fewer of them.

And then deliberately changing the rules to favour big units.

So the Casket of Souls is 100% certain gone, right?

>>45359646
The only people who play these games are rich kids who don't care about cost. The future of Warhammer is 5000 point armies, and trying to pander to poor people is the path to bankruptcy.

>>45359456
Well, one reliable way of suppressing the deviant sexual urges is suppressing all of the sexual urges. And that can be done.

>>45359574
>Sounds like they're doing their best
Their "best" is horrible and consumers responded appropriately.

>Sure, it would be nice if they could afford to hire better game designers
Yeah, their operating profit in 2015 was just 15 million pounds. How on earth will they survive?

>but it's unreasonable to expect these things when players have moved on to 40k and skirmish games.

>guys guys, we're bleeding customers to our competition, what the fuck are we going to do?!?
>oh well, fuck it, people are moving on anyway.
Brilliant plan. You should be their next CEO.

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>>45359644
Thy Will Be Done!

>>45359694
You can't force success on a product that nobody wants. LotR should have been dropped, and was. Eventually it will make sense to drop WHFB completely, and either go entirely into 40K or try to make a new game.

>>45359574
Are you trying to be funny?

People 'moved on' because of the changes they made to a previously popular game. The customer base existed for 6th and 7th edition, 8th was what killed it.

>>45359667
>not wanting to spend literally thousands on an army makes you poor

No, the way to bankruptcy is to make your game financially absurd to any prospective customer. Also those hardcore veterans with 5000 point+ armies are exactly the people GW are driving away with their actions, deliberately or not.

>>45359751
WHFB has already been dropped completely, where have you been since last summer?

And are you blind? People wanted WHFB, they just didn't want what GW was turning the game into. The amount of bile and anger AoS caused was due entirely to how much people still loved the Old World. They wanted WHFB to be good and worth investing in again.

>>45359774
The breakeven point on these models is already absurd to the typical potential customer. Only rich people are going to pay $5 for an unpainted pewter army man.

>>45359751
>shit up the game
>alienate the players
>refuse to make it any better
>oh well nobody wanted it anyway and it would have eventually anyway

Wonderful attitude you have there

>>45359751
40k is being dropped too now.

>>45359825
Except the vast, vast majority of people who play wargames are not 'rich'. Neither are most people who pay $5 for hero models.

The problem comes when you charge too much for base infantry that the game encourages you to have lots of. They might have survived price increases OR making the game favour big units but doing both was suicidal.

>>45359825
>Only rich people are going to pay $5 for an unpainted pewter army man.
I'm a filthy second worlder paid $3/hour (that's middle class average wage in my country) and I've been buying unpainted pewter army men for $5 a piece. The thing is I only needed 10 of them for my game (Necromunda specifically).

Point being that price per piece doesn't make thing unaffordable on its own. It's price per piece combined with how many pieces you need.

>>45357515
I'd rather be Nene the cydork.

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>>45360020
Not delicious white chocolate caramel cyborg Maven?

>>45360111
>Maven
what a repulsive name

>>45360132
Pazu is worse.

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>>45355614

Tomb Kings were always kill, that's their whole shtick.

>>45359667
>>45359774

High buy-ins restrict your potential customer base. Getting $150 (enough to put together an army in Infinity or most of one in Warmahordes) from each of X people is better than getting $500 from X/5 people. Especially since I'd guess that after making the initial buy-in most people tend towards the same continued purchase habits regardless of how low the buy-in was. They'll spend $N a month, and be more likely to keep doing so and expanding their collection if they feel they're getting something meaningful out of the game pieces that gets them. There's this myth of people making the buy-in and being content with their army men, but I've yet to meet or hear of someone who doesn't at least occasionally want that new thing to have more options of what to field.

If there were a wargame that delivered a decent play experience for $50, it would probably be gaining fans, and they'd probably end up spending a lot more than $50 over time. Say what you want about Blizzard or WotC and their products, but they know how to trip the short circuit in the human brain that gets people to keep buying months of subscription/shiny digital horses/new packs of cards, and I can't help but think that it's in part because you get emotionally and economically invested for about twenty bucks.

Not investing enough into game rules is another problem GW had. They can talk all they want about being a model company but it appears the people who used to buy their stuff did it in large part because they played a game with those models.

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>>45360192
They were unkill.
Now they're rekill.

They kill the kill.

Meanwhile, Tom Cruise was casted as Kharis in a The Mummy remake and ISIL promised to blow up Nefertiti's Tomb if its found.

>mfw

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>>45360313

Sounds like someone with powerful meme magic has got it in for all things 'Gyptian senpai.

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>>45355614
Fine. Fuck it. Do what you want. The Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert lives on in my heart clad in the golden form he deserves.

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>>45359644
Fenris Nuked.
Are they trying to slip the end of 40k in gently and hope no one notices when they can it and replace it with a steaming turd?

>it appears the people who used to buy their >stuff did it in large part because they played a >game with those models

I can't find the quote but I believe Kirby stated that most of their customers were collectors not players. I find this very difficult to believe, in fact I would assume it's the opposite.
Especially if you include people buying so they can play "sometime", if the game is too poor or the player base disappears I don't think they'd sell much at all.

>>45359574
>if they could afford to hire better game designers
And how much would that cost? You would need like 4 of them. Compare that to the sums GW deals in usually.

>>45360236
>If there were a wargame that delivered a decent play experience for $50, it would probably be gaining fans, and they'd probably end up spending a lot more than $50 over time

Well that is exactly why X-wing is doing so well. Less than $50 to start and you can have tons of fun without ever spending over $100. But the models are cheap enough individually people think they can afford another.

>>45360377

Biggest mummified balls in the multiverse, each probably got its own pyramid.

>>45360378
It was just a rep talking to investors, and was posted in the thread. >>45359301

>>45360457
From what I hear, there's a...guy...who is used to working in a team of four and is unemployed.
Big on the knife ear races too.

>>45360457
It's not just question of the budget, finding competent people isn't easy and GW already managed to alienate most of these that are in the know.

>>45360503
Age rules with points, ET Fantasy lore, and GW would have been doing great.

They pulled a Jar Jar, except PM made massive profits.

>>45360236
>If there were a wargame that delivered a decent play experience for $50, it would probably be gaining fans

There is dipshit, It's called x-wing.

>>45360503
... Well played, FFG. I'd probably have known that if prepainted or star wars appealed to me. Don't mind either, but they're not draws and there's something to be said for "Your dudes"

>>45360649
>Age rules with points, ET Fantasy lore, and GW would have been doing great.

That could have been pretty cool and would have pleased new and old customers alike.

>>45360672
>tfw I want to be into X-Wing but am entirely ambivalent about it because the setting is Star Wars
>have the same problem with being unable to get enthusiastic about the setting of Infinity

>>45357550
Only after fusing with a different AI and creating a new one. The child form was symbolic.

>>45358254
Yeah it's a weird dynamic. It seemed like to the classical Greeks, WHO you fucked wasn't important - only whether or not you were topping.
Even blowjobs were considered bottoming, unless you were actively fucking your partner's mouth. And if your pals found out that you were fucking your missus in cowgirl position, you could say goodbye to the esteem of your fellow citizens.

>>45360959
Am I the only one who finds the idea of melding my mind with that of an artificial construct to create something new terrifying?

I can't see it as becoming part of something new - I can only see it as losing myself along with an invader.

>>45361113
Not to mention your coming of age ritual being sodomized by a celebrity. Or your dad's friends if you were poor.

Japanese were stranger though. It was a well kept secret everyone knew about.

>>45361312
Eh, depends.
As long as you only gain and nothing is lost, I suppose its fine.

>>45360649

nah they cannot shoehorn sigmarines into that, no go

>>45361312
Can you really say you're the same person you were when you were five? Because I'm guessing that your entire world has completely changed. Yes its scary, but it's really just a more abrupt version of what's inevitable to happen just by normal course of human life

>>45355981
>crud destroys yet another army
When are we going to kill this piece of shit?

>>45360930
>>45360672
Are you two me? X-Wing is now bigger than 40k in my club, but I have no interest in it whatsoever.

>>45361462
>>45361312

Really, it's a matter of retaining continuity. I'm pro-upgrade, but man I'd want to ease into it.

>>45361458
Yeah they can.

That's how End Times is averted.

SUDDENLY, WILD SIGMARINES APPEAR with Sigmar in a floating sky castle made of raw Azyr.

Traffic court

>>45361462
Hey, that's a totally different thing from melding an entirely different consciousness with mine. Even if they don't override anything that's unique to me, it's still not clear if I am actually me anymore, or if I've become part of them.

I know that the average person is going to change their perception and even personality to the point where you might not have anything in common with yourself of seven years prior or later. That's not really the issue here - I'm going to die someday, but that still means I'd mind getting shot thank you very much.

>>45361549
>SUDDENLY, WILD SIGMARINES APPEAR with Sigmar in a floating sky castle made of raw Azyr.

yeah, this is not warhammer, sorry

just as the homo midget moneyhungry mirrorslayers aren't either

Would anyone with 9th Age experience please tell me the major TK changes between 8e and 9th, please?

>>45361568
No, fellow human. Please do not fear, it is merely a natural progression of our species. Please do not speak ill of higher forms of sentience, or their desires to uplift such filthy creatures such as ourselves into beings more in line with the true form.

>>45361614

can't really do that, they are still not finished

they released their latest planned changes just before the TK rumours came:

http://www.the-ninth-age.com/news/index.php?news/213-sneak-peak-at-upcoming-changes-to-the-undying-dynasties-army-book/&s=59ac8ec99b552c29e16ce2529ed6b6ea5246df74

>>45361588
Hey, squeezing Sigmarines into Fantasy still ain't as bad as Age as a whole.
Or the Incarnates.

Or anything in End Times: Khaine.

If getting a simple working system with points and keeping the old setting comes at the price of Stormcast Eternals, I'll welcome my new Pikachu overlords.

>>45361687
I could honestly have lived with Sigmarines if they were handled in a way that was respectful to the old WHFB fluff. Fuck, I could probably handle most of AoS if it treated its predecessor with even a scrap of reverence.

But it doesn't. Age of Sigmar almost seems to go out of its way to shit all over everything the made the old world great.

>>45358700
Nagash comes to 40k?

>>45361672
Sounds great actually.

Thanks, anon.

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>>45361632
Riiight.

>>45361722
Eh, just call the Sigmarines Order Daemons and treat them exactly as that and we're good.
No stomping around all the time, them showing up should be a big deal like a reverse Chaos invasion.

Limit the "STARRING THE SIGMARINES" stories to one year, so we know when everyone else gets attention again.

>>45361768
SS3 confirmed!

>>45357084
That's a man, retard.

>>45361312
>Am I the only one who finds the idea of melding my mind with that of an artificial construct to create something new terrifying?
It is supposed to be ambiguous in that sense. The question of what conciousness is, how it is formed and how it can be modified is after all central to the movie.

>>45362020
I know, but it still scares the fuck out of me. Hard to enjoy the movie when you get spooked by the central premise.

>>45357659
>their body is attractive to me because it's biologically female
>biologically female
You don't know what either of those words mean, do you?

>>45362049
That sounds like the mark of a good movie to me.

It challenges you, makes you think, makes you feel.

The social security checks of the unemployed TK will bankrupt England.

Golden kebab will do what Germany couldn't.

>>45359774
>People 'moved on' because of the changes they made to a previously popular game. The customer base existed for 6th and 7th edition, 8th was what killed it.
>emblying 6th wasn't already the cancer
The game has never been better than it was in 3rd at any later point.

>>45356853
That mini looks like absolute ass

>>45358427
>getting Black Series
>accepting Black Series crappy articulation
>trusting Hasbro QC
>not wanting a Figma/Figuarts Khalifa

You knoe?

>>45362415
Your Mother Superior so fat she can only ride in a Land Raider

>>45362553
Your Mother Superior is so stupid, she declared a War of Faith against San Leor.

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They will be missed.

>>45362346
High quality rules, mass battles but not bloated, every army has a book and its generally balanced, full siege and skirmish rules.

There is nothing wrong with 6th.

>>45357317
>>45357389
>>45357562
>>45357587
>>45357616
>>45357633
>>45357644
>>45357659
I think we all need to realize 1 small issue about removing your dick to become a "girl" (read as abomination)
How else will there be unity?

THROUGH DICK, UNITY

>>45359629
>"Recent studies"
>legitimate studies
Nope, there's straight, and everything else is an abomination.

>>45362734
The dick only unifies when there's something you want to put it in, and I ain't gay.

>>45362767
you do realise he's talking about fantasy right?

6th was fine. The two best editions of fantasy were 3rd and 6th.

>>45362897
My bad. I'm too tired to be posting now.

>>45362897
i left fantasy on 4th or 5th I think.
Too many models required to paint and play(tried to build an orcs and goblins with savage orcs and goblins and beasts only...i would have need to btring AT LEAST 80 models-just the infantry).
how it went from there?

>>45359644
So, wait. This seems kinda important. What the fuck happens now?

>>45362809
Can't argue with brain chemistry and electric signals, anon.

>>45363230
Ynnead is created, Emps wakes up, Tau die offscreen while Tyranids fuck off to the edge of creation, Sisters of Battle turn a Cathedral into a Tardis and fuck off to another setting, 13th Crusade destroys Terra, the last battle is fought on Mars with the Orks allied with the Imperium, Chaos wins when Fuklaw BLAMS Guilliman.

Then Age of Emperor. Introducing ordinary humans with spears as the main character faction.

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>>45363325
Up until now I've written off the whole Age of Emperor thing as butthirt bullshit, but this is unsettling.

>>45359629
>recent
100 Years isn't exactly recent. Tiefenpsychologie has said so for a long time, but everyone's been too busy laughing at Your Mother Jokes or getting riled up over MUH FREUD MISOGYNY to notice.

>>45363496
>the Legion of the Damned are just a reflection of Sigmarines broadcasted back through time and shaped into a shape the people of the 42nd millennium would understand.

>>45355614
WE WUZ TOMB KANGZ

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>>45359677
That has some rather unfortunate side effects, though.

>>45357664
Settra
Does
Not
Kneel
/
10

>>45357317
Nah, all trannies ought to be culled and the money wasted on turning their dicks into vaginas would be better spent on chainsaw knees and pile bunker fists

>>45363496
It gets much worse.

Farsight mentions allying with the AdMech who have been ousted as heretics by the Imperium while trying to save it in the first book. So everyone gets excited. But then in the next book nothing, then in book four someone mentions the AdMech were overrun by Orks, and later on in the same book the Orks are suddenly buddies with the Tau/Imperium/Eldar.

Every character they don't want to talk about dies, usually in one big battle.
Some are mentioned as preparing for the final battle, but don't show up and do unmentioned. Josh Reynolds answers questions, gives everyone an epilogue, but then GW says none of it is canon and Josh needs to shut the fuck up or feel the pimp hand so all those characters officially just vanished.

Oh, the Eldar gods? C'tan. Who survived the destruction of the universe before the current one, there's an eternal cycle of universe destruction but this one is different because it has something no other one did, Failbaddon, so this is the last one. The Void Dragon was actually an ancient Ork.

Except in the end it wasn't. Everything resets. Tau are reborn from Farsight's ashes when he blows up, but now they crave plasma and write it in runes on their naked flesh.

>>45363672
Can't we just imprison SJW?

Not like anyone who finds out the bar chick has a dick doesn't deserve it for being a manslut anyway.

>>45359391
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>>45359391
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>>45363775
>I deserve to rape you by fraud simply because you live an alternative lifestyle
Why are trannies so entitled?

>>45356518
>I don't understand. Do you believe the company has infinite funds with which to maintain production of an infinite number of different models?
Effectively yes
There big enough that as long as its making a profit at all they can keep it.

>>45355614
I was finding out about a massive investment into Gw last year by an outside company.

>>45363844
Hey, if you're having more sex than me I don't care if you get it in the ass from Bubba wearing lipstick.

I'm not putting my tax dollars into protecting your himbo ways.

>>45358532
It's games workshops own dam fault nobody brought fantasy
>nobody is buying our products because there to expensive
>raise the prices to compensate

You people just have a boner for saying people are hating the big bad company's your worse then those fagots who are obsessed with logical fallicys.

>>45358473
I suppose that's a fair point

Nee guy has definitely done some questionable things though.

Definitely nowhere near as bad as Kirby though.

>>45358452
Anybody got that image of the dreadnaught tearing apart pinkie pie.

I would love to be able to recreate that in model form as a nor/mlp/erson I kind of hate the motives behind the image but I have to admit it's a dam good depiction of a dreadnaught in combat.

>>45364004
>if you're having more sex than me I don't care if you get it in the ass from Bubba wearing lipstick.
You sound salty. And endorsing deceitful lifestyles out of spite is pretty pathetic. Do you also pray for people with more money than you to get robbed because they were "asking for it" by being more successful than you?
>I'm not putting my tax dollars into protecting your himbo ways.
Then why are you endorsing the massive, pointless money sink that is trannies?

>>45364285
>Do you also pray for people with more money than you to get robbed because they were "asking for it" by being more successful than you?
Yes.
Fuck 'em.

What are you, some kinda Commie? You think wealth should be static, that the rich deserve to stay rich without a fight?
>Then why are you endorsing the massive, pointless money sink that is trannies?

To rape you for my amusement.

>>45357664
This

>>45358963
Holybshit there are people who auctualy believe this

There models aren't good enough and well priced enough for them to sustain themselves without rules.

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>>45359103
>Sad Panda
What.

>>45359933
Does the second world even exist anymore? I thought it was just a catch-phrase for people who lived in the Eastern Bloc. Are you some kind of time traveling communist?

>>45359574
Then there best isent good enough

But it could be good enough all they have to do is lower the prices and make not shit rules.
Hell just the lowered prices will make a huge difrence.

>>45356486
Immolators also disappeared from all online stores a few months ago. Not sold out, gone altogether.

>>45359889
>They might have survived price increases OR making the game favour big units
Possibly.

>>45356518
You know that GW does its own manufacturing yeah? Even if they don't stock them on physical retail shelves there is zero reason to not continue taking orders for any model. They might only do one print run a year but I'm sure there are people willing to wait to get OOP models they want.

>>45363325
>Introducing ordinary humans with spears as the main character faction.
The end times kill literally all space marines and dump loads of orks and eldar on mars. All technology was destroyed when the void dragon was killed.
40K is now constrained solely to Mars, where the feudal system has returned. Demon incursions are now fought with spears and swords (Steel) and technology is a thing of the past.
The game replaces circular bases with square ones and introduces ranked combat and percentage-based army composition.
And then the Old Ones appear again because they much prefer this setting to AOS.

>>45365039
Not entirely related but this makes me want some sort of game (a wargame would be ideal and fitting) set on Barsoom/Edgar Rice Burroughs Mars

>>45360647
They can probably find at least a couple.
But they have definitely scared off the best of them

>>45365161
there are loads of Vic Sci Fi games if you look around the innernuggets. There's normally at least one game a year on display at Salute.

>>45364376
No, that's a quote from the idiot in charge of GW.

>>45364485
Comrade please be of clam yourself.

Such outlandish conspiracy theories make you seem crazy.

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>>45364485
>a catch-phrase for people who lived in the Eastern Bloc
It's exactly what it is now. The only difference is that former Eastern Germany caught up with their Western half somewhat.
But other than that, the contrast between East and West remains almost as vast as it was 30 years ago.

>>45365740
>The only difference is that former Eastern Germany caught up with their Western half somewhat.
Barely.
The differences are still huge.

>>45365039
>percentage-based army composition

Nah.

I heard that you and your opponent need to take turns giving your local Games Workshop Official Game Overseer five dollar bills for each model you place until one player runs out of cash and loses the game.

>>45358532
You're a fucking retard.

>>45359391
Holy shit you are a goddamned idiot.

>>45359644
Are we supposed to feel bad about DA being "tricked" into purging mutants?

>>45360672
They're as much "your dudes" as 40k. There are named characters and there are generics.

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Guys

I bought (picture related) for 200 schmeckles. Did I do good? Personally, I think he looks great. How OP is he on the TT? I am still a starter newbie here.

>>45366471
0/10

>>45358390
JUST FUCK MY GAME UP, SENPAI

NOW YOU ALL KNOW THE PAIN OF THE SQUATS!

>>45365161
I would definitely run an army of the phantom bowmen of Lothar or Kaldanes.

>>45367159
Let's watch 40k burn together...

>Buy a bunch of tomb kings stuff because I like the idea of dry zombie wizards controlling statues
>Try and fail to get local people in to Fantasy
>People finally get some interest with cool end times stuff then Sigmar happens
>They squat Tomb Kings

My interest in fantasy was doomed from the start

>>45358532
>you'll finally accept that this is the future we all chose.
"Market research is otiose in a niche"

We never had a choice, anon. GW did what they wanted with no regard to the appetites of the customer base. This is the future GW chose.

And they chose a future the audience wasn't interested in buying.

>>45358963
So why do they sell $50+ rulebooks with their product.

Just fire the whole design studio, cancel the printing contracts, and maybe they'll have enough money to actually hire an editor.

>>45368639
Play Kings of War. Empire of Dust was made just for you.

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Tomb Kings and Skaven were the only armies that really had my interest in WHFB.

>>45368880
I would but there is no fantasy wargaming community in my area, I was trying to get people in on fantasy and then Sigmar happened and everyone ditched their plans of buying any fantasy figures.

>>45368639
They aren't removing the army to play, they're dropping the model range.

What you own is still supported. Just buy what you don't have but want while you can.

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And so the Tomb Kings die.

And the chariot update never came

Instead most other factions got their own retarded version

Falcon fucking chariot

>>45368902
Don't worry, Skaven are too much of a plot device and video game draw to drop.

The problem would be if you liked the other neglected factions. Brets, Beasts, WElves.

>>45368993
Naw man, Tomb Kings are still in Blood Bowl.

You think Settra's box is movable? Like his slaves move him around to be near the ball?

>>45368964
>giving money to the company that just killed your game and killed your army

>>45368943
Considering how much cheaper it is you might have better luck with KoW. And you can sell it to them as not being a shitshow like AoS. You never know if it'll work until you try.

>>45359644
......Didn't we just have this discussion two days ago.

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>>45363745
>crave plasma
>delicious candy

>>45369259
and we will have it every day for the next two or three weeks until GW comes up with a new fuck up

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>>45357766
Wow man recommending people with body dysphoria get lobotomized you sure shocked me with your edgy opinions you must get loads of puss with your dark brooding attitude towards people

>>45357045
Don't worry, Brets are still almost certainly gone forever too.

>>45359103
Sad Panda confirmed a Deathwatch v Genestealer Cult boxed game (a la Battle for Calth/Space Hulk) last night

This isn't really related to what you posted, but it's still cool.

>>45369027
Fuck that.

Buy them on eBay, Amazon.

I don't recommend buying anything new from Games Workshop ever, even before this debacle.

But don't punish retailers because GW a shit. GW does that enough already without your help.

>>45370076
Good thing retailers sell thousands of other things beside GW products.

>>45370189
Its still a bit dickish to suggest a complete embargo on all GW products, causing people entirely unconnected to their shit decisions to suffer from unmovable stock.

GW makes less money if you tell people to buy secondhand than if you pitch a hissy and burn your army.

>>45360313
>ISIL promised to blow up Nefertiti's Tomb
Are they trying to be cartoonishly evil?

>>45370251
There's nothing "dickish" about no longer buying the products of a shitty company.

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I'm guessing Brettonnia, Empire and Tomb Kings are all due for the chopping block, since you can'tt copyright landsknechts, knights or Egyptian mummies.

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>>45370339
>Are they trying to be cartoonishly evil?
Yes.

Like, seriously they are.

Did you forget they blew up the tomb of Jonah and literally pulverized it into pebbles down to the foundation, Jonah being an important figure in all three Abrahamic faiths, because it isn't an exclusively Islamic site?

I'll repeat that. The Tomb of Jonah, pic related, is VERY fucking important for Muslims, Jews, and Christians. They blew it up, then worked children to death razing it so that there's nothing to even excavate or salvage, because it wasn't Muslim enough.

The Dome of the Rock is the single most important site in Islam. As in as important as the manger Jesus was born in would be to Christians.
ISIL has attempted to suicide-bomb it because it has importance to Jews as well.

I'm going to reiterate: there is literally nothing more holy to a Muslim than that site, and ISIL tried to blow it up for not being Muslim enough.

Its beyond insane.

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>>45365955
>Be inna Berlin
>Need food
>Walk a block further from home than the nearest store
>Food is a third or more less expensive

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>>45370439
Wait, that was the wrong image.
This is the Tomb of Jonah during its destruction.
There's nothing left now.

>>45370439

>I'm going to reiterate: there is literally nothing more holy to a Muslim than that site

Wait, it's more important than Mecca? Woah

>>45370439
Why have the civilized nations of the world gotten off their asses and declare total war against these chucklefucks and destroy everything they hold dear?

>>45363745
Is this real? Wtf man glad I stopped playing 40k

>>45370439
ISIS is the edgiest bunch of chucklefucks out there.

>>45369026
Settra doesn't have a box, he's crowd surfed along the stands following the flow of the game by his slaves.

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>>45370473
Yes.
Its supposedly where Muhammad was taken by an angel to heaven, as well as various other miracles.

>>45370481
Russia used the pretense of destroying them as a basis to wipe out opposition to Assad.

The problem is that the nations capable of doing it REALLY don't want to commit themselves to a war in the middle east against a force that is essentially real life Warriors of Chaos with loose enough organization they can bounce back from anything.
The other nations are busy using ISIL in proxy wars against each other, since they're in an almost medieval state of constantly looking to expand their borders if their neighbors are weak enough.

They themselves are destructive towards fucking EVERYTHING, and there's rumors the world powers are currently in operations cooperating to eliminate plots to each other while also pushing the attention of ISIL towards anyone else. Which is why ISIL leaders keep going from declaring that China, Russia, the US, or Europe are the biggest enemy to destroy first.

Here's the Tomb of Jonah before ISIL got to it by the way.

>>45370519
If you call them ISIS, you are recognizing them as a legitimate government and nation. Calling them ISIL is referring to them as just an organization. Call them Daesh, their original organization name, to piss them off more than eating bacon wrapped in an American flag while dressed as Muhammad.

>>45370495
>is this real
Yeah, and they're also going to rename the orks as nigmos.

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>>45370580
Here's a before/after of some of the sites they've destroyed, and what they were.

https://theantiquitiescoalition.org/cultureunderthreat-before-and-after/

Of particular interest, to bring this around back to Warhammer: this is the image of the Lamassu, a giant statue that guarded the throne room of the city of Khorsabad. The Lamassu in Warhammer Fantasy, D&D, and various other games is directly based on this specific statue. So it basically inspired your Chaos Dwarves.

Its now basically the only thing left of the entire city, since it was in a Chicago exhibit when ISIL took the region and destroyed everything they could find.

>>45370527
Can we get a drawfag on this?

>>45370733
lol'd

>>45370733
>Yeah, and they're also going to rename the orks as nigmos.

This change I can agree with.

time to buy!!!!

>>45370580
This is why you don't declare war on them, you exterminate them
They're not people. They're pests

>>45370760

>Awesome ancient stone structures are getting demolished by a bunch of fanatics
>No one in modern times bothers to make similar structures, they'd rather build dumb "abstract" """"""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""""""""

Fuck, FUCK.

>>45370900
When the US started sending drones, they started hiding in civilian populations, almost literally with babies strapped to their chests.

When Turkish fighters pursued them to save archaeological sites, they wired every bit of ground or brick they could to a bomb or mine.

Russia bombed both heritage site and civilian to get rid of them for like two months, then went to bombing one of the groups fighting against them since it was also waging war against Russia's ally, Syria.

Seriously, there's no fucking victory situation other than nuking the entire region and turning it into a crater, but then what are you even defending?

>>45370944
We can't even build what we were doing in the 1930's anymore, its just too expensive to manage.

There's still folks building stone cathedrals and mosques, slowly, over generations though. Just nobody cares because it isn't old yet, and has no miracles to claim.

>>45370972

>but then what are you even defending?

If nothing is done the structures will be destroyed and the people eslaved/killed anyway, so might as well cleanse the the land with fire. I agree with the russians here as bad as I feel for the unlucky innocents who are trapped in thatshitstorm.

>>45357659
>Doesn't matter what they want to be called, their body is attractive to me because it's biologically female
But it'll never be biologically female. Turning a dick inside out and sticking in some silicone does not make a body biologically female

>Warhammer Fantasy

Who cares?

>>45371084
Glass it all. It's really the only way at this point.

As edgy and misanthropic as it might sound, I'd rather our art and history and monuments last past everyone nuking each other than let these fanatical assholes destroy it all and kill their people anyway, while we try and take a moral high point.

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>>45355769
>Both still exist in the fluff to some capacity.
>Squats just got deleted entirely
>deleted entirely

Say what now?

>>45355647
Yeah tomb kings were always kill. It's a shame they were a pretty cool army in concept but I never once saw someone play them

>>45355614
>How would you rate my reply?
> NOT GOOD

>>45371084
Actually, Russia only dropped bombs for two months as a pretense.

They then actually bombed one of the enemies of ISIL, the enemy of their ally Assad, and claimed the whole region is ISIL.

Kind of like if the US spent two months bombing Nazi Germany, then only bombed the French while claiming there's only Nazis in France all because the US gets a good deal on oil from Italy.

>>45371789
Yeah...destroying every single site that is holy and isn't in Israel for 54(Abrahamic)-70(Abrahamic+Agnostics)% of the world population will not go over well with anybody.

>>45357479
plenty of space on the gooch anon

>>45371837
You should crop off the very bottom right corner.

>>45371837
Genocide by clerical error is very Administratum, I approve.

>>45359629
>According to recent studies anyway, there is no homo or hetero. Just varying degrees of bisexual, with a wide or narrow scope oriented somewhere on the spectrum of gender.

This was pretty much my immediate guess as soon as I found out how gay navies and prisons are.

>>45371837
What do you think my chances of being approved further explanation if I submit form 54-99DC12 are.

>>45358452
>They make it into a Kids Show
>Episode on Lelith Hesperax teaching kids to just say no!
10/10 would watch

>>45372124
Wait shit I mean 54-99-DC12
54-99-DC12

I hope submitting the wrong form won't fuck things up to much.

>>45372114
So you hook up people to machines that measure blood flow in the body, heart rate, and what parts of the brain are most reactive.

You get your test subjects, find out their identified sexuality and their "type", then show them images of the spectrum of manly men, feminine women, ladyboys, butch girls, and everything else.

You measure excitement, activity in the gentials, and what in the brain lights up.

Your junk only really reacts within what you identify as usually. But your brain shows a much broader spectrum of interests, almost invariably bisexual.
When you compare it to the brain reacting between arousal and disgust, women are more neutral towards everything but their excitement range is more narrow. Men light up strong in wider interest range, are more repulsed by what they don't like, and have both going strong at the same time more than women do.

Straight or gay shows the same trends of their gender.

Bisexuals were all over the place, without any actual noticeable pattern.

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>>45372167
You had one fucking job, man.

>>45372167
Oh well, nobody will miss the Spaces Wolves.

>>45358390
Most of this was in motion before Rowntree got in, apparently Kirby still pull's the strings anyway. I'm sure if Rowntree could wake up he would like to rather than some situation where he indeed cannot break his sleep pattern.

>>45372314
Wait isent it the space wolves job to destroy chapters that look like there about to fall to chaos.
If the space wolves go things could get very bad.

>>45372538
That was their old job, to be executioners.

Notice they weren't around for the Badab War, and haven't done much when other chapters have fallen to Chaos. They even have a few members of their own who have turned to the Dark Gods, and even possibly a minor warband.

They've grown fat and idle, sitting in the Fang and drinking. Sure, they still fight and campaign, but their efforts are more limited than they would be as a fleet-based chapter, and they don't really put their whole heart into it.

>>45372538
Well, who destroyed them? If you execute the old executioner, I'm pretty sure that means you get their job!

>>45372596
Changeling for Primarch, 41,000.

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>>45355614
Damn right in the feels, Tomb Kings were one cool faction. WE WAS KINGS! Goodnight sweet prince.

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>>45372630
>We never got to hear Settra in an audiobook

>>45372575
I guess your right.

>>45362725
>High quality rules
Only by comparison to later editions.

>>45372137
>>45358452
You seem to forget that Hasbro has WoTC as a subsidary. If they bought GW (Which they would likely KILL for the chance to to) then they'd proabably just make it a subsection of Wizards

>>45364018
>nobody is buying our products because they're shit
FTFY

>>45368639
That's what you get for betting on the ill horse with 3 legs and a chariot full of lard strapped to it.

>>45370422
You can however trademark (which is the word you are looking for) Goreknight Bloodvassals, Goreknight Knightbloodknights and Bandagewrap Braininajars.

>>45370481
What is more useful? An enemy you can use or a dead enemy? This isn't even the territory of conspiracy theory, it's just basic politics.

>>45370439
>the 'cradle of civilisation' is now one of the most backwards, barbarous regions on the planet

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>45372137
I feel like a lot of ork philosophy would fit in current children's television.
Orks is made for fightan and winning and if we're fightin weze winnen.
It's not weather you win or lose as long as you participate your a winner.

There really good at putting a self positive spin on anything.

>>45374380
Ork Spinboyz should be a thing.

>>45370580
>If you call them ISIS, you are recognizing them as a legitimate government and nation

Or, you mock them by reminding them that their preferred name is shared with a pagan goddess.

>>45375081
>their preferred name is shared with a pagan goddess
And an incompetent fictional spy agency.

>>45375102
I dunno, Krieger is pretty good at what he does.

>>45375102
I don't know man, they succeed with their missions quite often.

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>>45361768
Just get over here.

>>45360378
>I can't find the quote but I believe Kirby stated that most of their customers were collectors not players. I find this very difficult to believe, in fact I would assume it's the opposite.

Definitions are important. The vast majority of the people who have ever bought a GW product no longer play, and are thus "collectors" by a certain twisted definition.

>>45372697
I like to imagine he sounded like Death from Darksiders 2.

https://youtu.be/3cg_demA3yg?t=66

Although I doubt Settra used his inside voice much.