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You've finally done it, /tg/. After decades of research you've figured out a spell to make you immortal, unaging, and (almost) beyond death's reach.
>almost

The rules of magic in this universe require two things for this spell to work
>a weakness, a way you can be killed (can be a condition or an item so "Only a man not born of women can kill me" is valid)
>that you have to tell anyone who asks a honest clue about what your weakness is, the more specific or complex your weakness, the more specific the clue has to be.

So /tg/, what's your weakness? And what's the clue?
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>>45336622
My weakness is
>I can only be slain if my parents come to love and accept me.
My clue is
>I can only be slain if my parents come to love and accept me.

No need to hide it it if it's never gonna happen
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>>45336622
>a weakness
I can only be killed while willingly having sex with someone.
Hey, if I'm already a wizard, why stop now?
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>>45336622
>Weakness
I can only be killed by one who understands, and feels true compassion for me

>Clue
Love shall be my undoing
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>>45336622
>my weakness
I can only be killed by an arrow that has used to kill a snipe.

My clue
OHOHOHO! You're on a snipe hunt if you're trying to kill this witch!
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>>45336659
>I can only be killed by an arrow that has been used to kill a snipe.
I'm tired. Thought I typed that word but didn't.
Also forgot my pic.
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>>45336655
Somewhat the reverse of this, to make it interesting. I can only be killed by those I feel true compassion towards. Clue is pretty much the same.
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>>45336637
>>45336655
>>45336640

accidents happen you know. like youre a witch allergic to brazil nuts and then you get inseminated by a barbarian who lives on a brazil nut diet or something (say "that uncle"). true story, semen transfers whatever it is in brazil nuts that people are allergic to
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>>45336640
>Archwizard Anon the Ancient died today in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident while masturbating.
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>>45336622
I mean, if my weakness is, say, tied to the genocide of a species, say... all elves - and only when all elves die can I follow them...

... then my goal is complete anyway the day I die.

This seems like a version of immortality too good to be true.
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>>45336836
On the other hand, it makes it extremely difficult for you to commit suicide if you reach a point where the ennui is getting you down. And what if there's elves you can't get to? You'd face madness with potentially no escape.
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>>45336853
I don't see why living forever neccessarily means madness with no escape.

I've already determined that despite life having no intrinsic merit I may as well keep going because I have nothing better to be doing.
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>>45336722
Yeah, I know accidents happen.

That's exactly why my parents will never love me.
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>>45337003
and then it turns out your weird uncle is your father and youre allergic to brazil nuts...
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>Weakness
The personal satisfying of my lactation/breastfeeding fetish

>Clue
Bring me some milk
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>>45336637
>Cleric shows up at the your doorstep.
>His sigil is a pen over a cog.
>A Priest of the God of Law.
>Slaps some papers on your desk.
>"Your parents died five days ago. Tragic house fire."
>You smile. You can never be defeated now.
>"But I looked into the matter. You see, as an immortal, you fall under a different set of laws regarding age of majority. Under the principles outlined in the Treaty of Godrick's Spire, any immortal being less than a century old is a minor. So you're an orphan... or at least you were. You've been adopted. Adopted by the Church of Jord, Goddess of Mercy. Jord, well she loves and accepts everybody; it's kind of her thing, and it turns out they adopt any orphan sight unseen as a matter of policy. The paperwork is all right there."
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>>45336637
>>45337003
Anon. Do you need a hug?
I'll hug you.
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Can only be killed if I agree to it without use of coercion, trickery or otherwise pressing circumstances or physical/mental duress.
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>>45337386
Anon, that's definitely an option, but it's not in keeping with the spirit of the challange.
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>>45337386
youre asking for depression here
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>Can only be killed by someone who doesn't know I can't be killed
>"I can't be killed"
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>>45337386
The point of the challenge is to make an interesting prophecy. Not to go with immortality. So the idea is that whatever you write will happen. It's not to write "I will never die" in an interesting way, because the way the challenge is stated, it is inevitable that you will die, and it will be in the way you phrase the prophecy.
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>I can only be killed by a hero born under the light of a blue moon wielding a sword of dragon bone and venom of a manticore given willingly by the beasts

>Be born at the right time and hug some city destroying monsters. Good luck fool
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>>45337444
That's like being invisible when nobody looks.
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>>45337444
hello, i cant read or speak. you killed my father. prepare to die
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>>45336622
>Weakness
Can only be killed while listening to Komme Suesser Tod at 42khz for at least 45min.
>Clue
Death's sweet embrace will take me when only wolves can hear it.
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>>45336622
I can only be killed by someone who truly understood my clue

>Clue
You need to understand this
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>>45336622
I can only be killed, intentionally, by someone who has never wished me ill or held any hatred towards me.

>Only one with a heart unburdened may cast me down.
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1) I can only be killed by people who don't know of this condition.

2) I can't be killed if you don't know of the first condition.

Easy.
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>>45337465
You missed. Spell fails.
>>45336622
>the more specific or complex your weakness, the more specific the clue has to be
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>>45337507
Anyone who doesn't bother to ask you what the clue is can kill you. And the rules said the clue had to be an honest hint, yours is a lie.
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>>45337444
Same as >>45337541
Anyone who doesn't bother trying to find out what your clue is can kill you.
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I can only be killed by a pig or some other large animal being flag and crushing me.

I'll die when pigs fly.
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>>45337541
Nope, i'll just tell everyone what my immortality conditions. Put it on newspapers and have town criers say it every day.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>45337484
>set up a radio in your lair
>have it playing for at least 45 minutes
>roll a boulder at you so it keeps tumbling down
>make you wish that you could turn back time
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>>45337525
Well then my clue is just my weakness

It'll still be impossible to kill me by accident
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>>45336622
>weakness
I have a large, indestructible flask to which my immortality is tied to. Only while the flask is full of my tears can I die. Nothing else can run into the flask.

>clue
Only when everything has been taken from me and I truly wish to, will I die.
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>>45337444
>The only way to find out is by killing you
Schrödinger pls go.
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>>45336622

I can only be killed by a skyscraper-sized Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. The clue I give is just to tell people straight up how to kill me. Good luck, faggots.
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>>45337603
Ayyyy! This guy gets it.
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>>45336622
>I can only be killed willingly, by someone whom I truly love.
>"A lover's blade can pierce this heart"
When it eventually happens It will be super tragic and the Bards will sing tear jerking songs for centurys.
And there will be yandere porn for you weirdos to enjoy.
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I can only be killed if I'm in the habitable zone of a blue-hot star.

Clue: I fear nothing on this world, or any other you can name. Should you seek my death, then you must seek out the Lord of Light, who dwells deep within the abyssal sea. Only in his loving arms, neither hated nor feared, will I find my final resting place.
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>>45338113
Brilliant.
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>>I'll just copy Voldemort. Only, instead of ripping my soul into a few pieces I completely fucking shred that fucker. I mean Auschwitz style tearage. And each soul piece is then placed into a miniscule, unassuming grain of sand. The big bag of sand is then opened in the atmosphere while travelling really fast so that its evenly spread across the worlds oceans and land areas.

My clue to assholes looking to kill me would be: Whomsoever desires my death will require quite a bit of breath. If you search the desert and shore you might the artifacts to their homes restore.
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>>45337506
I like this one. It implies that if you were to troll, frustrate, or otherwise annoy your opponents, they would lose the capability to destroy you. Monks become an issue, though. But would placing someone under the effects of a rage/berserk magic rob them off this capability?
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>>45336622
My weakness
>I can be killed only if I truly wish to die.

My clue
>Whatever.
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>>45336876
Google "And I Must Scream". Simply put, where are situations where ability to die is a blessing.
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>>45337801
Love spells would be your bane, big guy
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>>45338296
>Implying implycations
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>>45338113
See, this is a good one.
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>>45338277
You missed the point of the challenge too.

You need to put more of a Grimm spin on it.
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>weakness
My only vulnerability is to be hit by a poisoned arrow in my heel.
>clue
I am one such as the son of Peleus
It's the other heel
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I can only be killed by someone who doesn't want to kill me.
I'm having trouble thinking of a clue.
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>>45340588
My death will only come by mistake?
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>>45337506
And then The Vision mind lasered you.
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>weakness
i will die only when all the hate and anger in my heart is gone, when there is nothing left but a dull acceptance and understanding, then i will die

>clue
know me now, for i am the purist personification of fire
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>>45337679
Shame you pissed off the foodomancer's guild and now they've made a gigantic Marshmallow golem to kill you.
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>weakness
I can only be slain by my waifu

>clue
my waifu is Korra
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>I can only be slain by the last human

>I am a human

GG guys
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>>45344009

shit taste, anon
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>>45344230
Don't talk shit about her.
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>>45344544
Jesus christ anon, that picture is super scary.
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