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Think about your last session/adventure. Try to summarize it. I mean REALLY summarize it. Get it down to 10 words at most. Don't worry about providing context.
Now take that summary, copy it, past it here:
and then generate the result and post the link it gives you here!
>"Hey, you notice how all these Brotherhood of Steel guys are all flying around in Vertibirds? You think maybe we could get one?"
>"No, I don't. Not only can we not afford it, but we wouldn't even know how to fly or perform maintenance on it. And that's all assuming they'd be willing to part with one, which I can tell you right now, they aren't going to."
>"You're right, you're right. It was a stupid idea, I don't know what I was thinking."
>Radical Acolyte Cell is in their base, discussing the next operation.
>"Ok, we've planned this out pretty carefully. We split the targets up, Target A will be ambushed at the public parks, while Target B will be engaged at the statue of Sanguinus Martyred. Remember, if we stick to the plan and keep cool, everything will be fine. How's our gear situation?"
>"Good, the Interrogator came through. Krak Missiles, Bolter rounds, Cameoline Coating for our Armor, a Psyk-out grenade and...Is this an industrial strength bag of Onslaught?"
>Assassin casually picks the package up and tucks it into his coat.
>and...Is this an industrial strength bag of Onslaught?"
>Party has descended beneath Faenendral Downs, an ancient manor house that has long since fallen to ruin
>Encountered a tribe of bugbears and goblins living in warrens dug from the lower levels of the house
>After a hard fought battle with goblins the party ventures into a refurbished cellar of some kind
>"Hey, there's a iron door in here. It's chained shut and it has...what looks like Goblin written on it?"
>"Does anyone speak Goblin?"
>"Yeah, I do...hmm, it says "DON'T OPEN. GOBLIN EATER INSIDE."
>"That sounds scary. I'm not interesting in fucking with that."
>"Yeah, why would anyone ever want anything to do with this? Even the goblins that live in a hole in the ground don't want to fuck with whatever's in there."
>"Agreed, let's go back upstairs. There is no way in hell I'm opening that door."
Really not all that exciting. My character ending up falling for another PC, and a third character fell for a powerful NPC. Throw in some unprotected sex and that's what happens.
I'm curious to see how this will affect their quest to save the world though.
I can't do that with my whole campaign but I can do it for our current season/chapter.
Ancient eleven mummies are awaken in Stormreach and seek to finally destroy the city of their long dead oppressors.
>Alright, the plan goes as such: We go in there, act like we are going to do what they tell us and leave with the information so we can assess to situation. Now mind you these orcs are out for blood and this is their base camp. Don't do anything that would anger them.
>Sorcerer gets framed for being a necromancer
>Entire town and surrounding towns think he's a necromancer and put out a witch hunt for him
>Goes to room by himself one day while the party goes for drinks
>"I'm sure he's fine, probably just reading necromancy books or something"
Pic sort of related, it was a Dragon Age campaign
Posting in the most ebin thread on /tg/
First arch COMPLETE!!! Welcome to lvl 5 players!
Those wacky sorcerers, am I right?
>yes, thank you all for coming on such short notice
>I trust your journey to the estate was without incident
>the "accidental" death of my brother's son is concerning, the coroner determined that he died from nothing more than an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
>I find it quite odd though, that a honeybee made it all the way under his bed sheets in January.
>you see my nephew was one of only four names I had listed in my will
>I had intended to keep the identities of my benefactors secret so as to avoid a bloody struggle for the family fortune, but it would appear that my attempts to do so have failed
>that is why I asked you here inspectors, I need you to uncover who murdered my nephew before they're able to strike again
>please though, do be discreet, I don't want this investigation to disrupt the winter ball, Jeeves has been fretting about it for almost a year