What would happen to the 40K universe if the Orks suddenly got

They'd fight endlessly to see who the new Emperor would be when the old one died.

You know, like smaller warbands do but on a galactic scale. Then they'd break apart into smaller warbands and it'd all be pointless.

>>45309750
You mean a super-powerful psyker? Because that's basically what he was.
I guess he's be insanely powerful because he'd draw his strength from the WAAAGH! and the psychic energy generated by the orks he led with incredible finesse compared to 'Eadbangas.

>>45309750
Orks win 40k forever.

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fun times

>>45309750
They did.

He was called the Beast.

He died.

>>45310078
>Impoyin da Beast isn't juzt takin a crap.
Dat's here- urr, you'z sayin thins you'z sholdn say!

>>45310078
Had that series got to the bit where they kill the Beast?

>>45310257
Not for a while.

>>45310078
Didn't he basically fuck up like half the galaxy?

>>45309750
"WAAAAGH!"

>>45310954
Lol

>>45310257
We'll find out in December

>>45309750
Maybe one of the Krork

>>45310674
he had a big ork empire during the great crusade it took three primarchs a whole bunch of custodes and Big E to take him down

>>45310954
>Build a webway
>And make chaos pay for it
>Make the Imperium great again

>>45311480
Fuck no.
Get to work and getting Roboute Off the Ultra toilet.
he'll make the imperium great again

>>45310257
Nope. The book series is supposed to span all this year.

Also, they suck and cannot fucking write orks. The Beast himself comes off as a colossal edgelord.

>>45310954
>>45311480
>implying Trump isn't Dorn
"muh walls"

>>45309750
Based on Fantasy and Age of Sigmar, some clever being would use them as a weapon against Chaos.

>>45310954
if Trump is the emperor, then Ultramar is Europe being invaded by refugee tyranids. England is somewhere lost in the maelstorm.

>>45309750
Armegadon will fall in weeks.

>>45309750
but they already worship da emprah

>>45310001
This. Roks fall, everybody dies.

Gazkakul Mag Uruk Thrakka is levleing up to become this.

The Orks, under Wazzdakka, are already building their own version of the web-way. Unlike the Emperor they know what they are doing and aren't fucking up.

>>45311538
Yeah, the Beast sounds like a Chaos Lord from Dawn of War. Really painful.

He'd sit on the Dakka Throne and get insta-martyred as the throne dakka the shit out of him

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>>45311538
>>45318192
The fuck you getting this from?
In the first two books all we get from the Beast is him yelling how he will kill shit. Literally what all Ork Warbosses do once they get on the field of battle. Or are you butthurt because he isn't a wacky and zany Ork yelling I'M GONNA KRUMP YA YE GITS WITH MAH KRUMPY BITS *pirate music plays*?

>>45317695
>aren't fucking up
That's because unleashing an endless horde of demons to fight IS their goal.

>>45317695
Mind explaining how Wazdakka is managing to do that and where that info is?

>>45318640
Well, I mean, they did set a precedent with that kind of stuff. That's how orks have been established to talk over the past thirty or so years. Krumpy Bits sounds like it could have been a direct quote from dawn of war or something.

>>45318769
Orks codex 4th edition I think.

How he is doing it? With orky know-how.

In all fairness it probably isn't the web-way. It is described as an inter dimensional highway. So maybe it is the web-way or maybe he's just ploughing through the raw stuff of Chaos in the warp or the unspeakable place the Mandrakes call home.

>>45318640
>I'M GONNA KRUMP YA YE GITS WITH MAH KRUMPY BITS *pirate music plays*

That would be fucking awesome.

The Big-E's equal and opposite but unlike the Big-E lacks the head up his own arse.

>>45318640
>I'M GONNA KRUMP YA YE GITS WITH MAH KRUMPY BITS? *pirate music plays*

that would have been very entertaining, yes.

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>>45317695
I do find it hilarious how Ghazghkull seems to be the most successful ork yet, despite the Beast being the biggest.

I guess the only way to be successful in 40k is to be a religious fanatic as well as a powerhouse and a genius.

>>45311378
That was the warlord of ullanor, the beat happened after the heresy

>>45319607
>beat
beast*

>>45318640
"Wacky and zany" is a prerequisite for orks being even slightly ork-like or entertaining. You newfag basic bitches who think they should be like Peter Jackson orcs don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>45319368
ghazghkulls getting the boys to stop mucking about that's why he wins

>>45319887
He doesn't really win all that much, he's just always able to get away. I'd say his restlessness is his strength, he gets fed up doing the same old, so he looks for a way to move on to something more exciting, and as you say he gets his boys to help him along.

>>45319865
Well, from their own perspective they should be wacky and zany. From the perspective of any other race, they should be terrifying, screaming, murderous hordes who can't be understood or reasoned with.

>>45319977
Freebootaz can be reasoned with.

>>45320030
And Blood Axes.

Most of the books that look at the Orks from a non-Ork perspective don't do it well, either. They just make them really feral-looking and sounding.

>>45319977
That goes for basically all factions in 40K. CWEldar can't ever be trusted and will happily genocide anyone to save themselves, Imperium is a bunch of xenocidal fanatics, DEldar are the worst scum imaginable, Chaos is the corruption of everything good, Newcrons will destroy you on a whim or to restore themselves, Tau are already tyrants despite not being aware of how shitty the galaxy is, Tyranids are going to kill you and nom you. Then there's the Enslavers, Rak-Gol and other assholes like that. Everyone and everything sucks in 40K.

>>45319977
>terrifying, screaming, murderous hordes who can't be understood or reasoned with.

put down that uplifting primer, soldier and get your head outta your ass.

orks aren't "whacky and zany lawl" they're green aliens who asexually reproduce via sporing and possess a genetic racial memory which allows them to be mechanical savants whilst simultaneously harnessing their latent psychic abilities to focus their entire species' formidably violent tendencies towards the purposes of galactic conquest.

and yeah, they also talk like british soccer hooligans and have a very optimistic view of their krump-or-be-krumped lot in life, and as such are largely immune to the temptations of chaos.

this remains to this day one of the very few original ideas that GeeDubs actually came up with themselves instead of stealing from 2000 AD.

and you want to chuck it in favor of Lord of the Rings: Call of Modern Warfare Dudey?

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>>45311378
>>45319607
Urlakk Urg of Ullanor was the one with the empire, but the warlord who nearly defeated Horus, Dorn and Mortarion before being killed by the Emperor was Gharkhul Blackfang.

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>>45309750

But they already have their emperor.

>>45324408

Shit, who authorized the use of feels?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xPivDPrCc

Hell, Robin Williams played 40k. As far as I'm concerned, this is fucking canon.

>>45311554
>Trump
>Only wants one wall
Not even close.

>>45324791
Which is why the guy said like Don.