Dragons

>>45300512
Buy her a bat and a lizard and tell her that the power of love will make a dragon.

>>45300512
Don't. They grow too big and too aggressive.

>>45300512
Also: does the price vary by color tone and combination? Cause she wants a "rainbow dragon" and I don't know if that's the most rare one or the worst mongrel mix of all of them.

I'm not going to pay top gold for some apprentice's alchemical laboratory mistake.

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Mine only cost me the one of a kind Jewel of Valencia. And emerald of unmatched beauty.
Worth it.

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There are better pets for little girls

>>45300550
NOT ready for the lesson in chimeristry yet.

>>45300553
Is there some way to stunt their development?

>>45300627
>Jewel of Valencia

That seems a tad excessive. I'm not a successful millionaire dilettate mercenary. Is there a discount market for them somewhere?

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>>45300634

>>45300512
I bought a bearded dragon for approximately 30 euros a few years ago, so I guess about 35 dollars.

>>45300634
>>45300653
These girls must have Titanic strength. Or maybe they're demons in girl form, hard to say.

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>>45300553
Depends on what kind of dragon.

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>>45300512
Are you a rich lord? If not, there's no chance you'll ever get a real dragon. A single scale alone is as valuable as a small villa.

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>>45300512

Your best bet would be a Dwarf Dragon (by that I mean a midget dragon, not a half-dragon dwarf, although they make great kobold hunters). But even then, due to the amount of inbreeding required to make one, they tend to be a bit unstable. I eventually had to put mine down for trying to mate with our halfling maid. God knows what abomination that would have created.

In Game?

find familliar

>>45300648
>Is there some way to stunt their development?
Nope. I think I know of a guy who sells dwarf wyverns if you want those instead though.

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They're cute enough I guess, I mean really....what could possibly go wrong?

>>45300648
There are some things in life not worth skimping out on, pet dragons are definitely one of those things, you cut costs and next thing you know you have an angry moma dragon coming after you because it turns out the people you bought from were dealing in stolen goods.

>>45300512

Sapient dragons are illegal to keep as pets.
Non-sapient species are really, really, really hard to tame. So, you'll need to find a druid or a ranger that has a fertile female and THEN get him to train you and/or your daughter and part with an egg.
I'd say that pecuniary expense is the least significant of what you will need to endure.

>>45300512
Tell your spoiled whore of a daughter to be happy with a puppy like everyone else. Grow a backbone man, gods above.

>>45300512
More than your kingdom's life savings.

Get a small dragon golem instead.

>>45300512
Actual Dragon here, I can't sell you any of my kids, it'd really piss off my girlfriend.
But if you have a dog, I can hook you up with some half-dragon puppies.

>>45301557

So selling your own kids is wrong, but letting my dog fuck your girlfriend for dragon puppies is fine?

Can I watch?

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>>45300512
Okay senpai, how about you just get a dragon maid?

>>45301557
You really want to fuck a dog, don't you?

>>45301708
That'll be extra.
>>45301714
We're Chromatic so we don't give a shit about infidelity or bestiality. But we equally own all of our whelps and we have better plans for them than being spoiled by a princess.

>>45301788
So you normally fuck dogs then?

Maybe op should reconsider the dragon thing.

>>45301906
I'd fuck any animal if the resulting half-dragons could be useful to me, mortal.
I'd fuck his wife if he wanted a half-dragon son.
If OP can afford it I'd give them a brood of half-dragons of any species, they just need enough gold.
It's a lot easier for me to go around and sow my draconic seed because my wife is usually gestating another clutch of pure dragons.
That's a lot of fucking mouths to feed, and if I can earn some extra gold by spawning some mutant bastards for some despot despot then fuck yeah!

>>45302000
Man, this dragon is way more puerile and less eloquent than I expected. Are we sure this isn't just a large kobold wearing costume jewelry or something?

Nice trips, though.

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>>45302000
>my wife's half dragon son

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>>45300512
P S E U D O D R A G O N


Perfect size for riding on a shoulder, a hand, or in a pocket, sufficiently small and disinterested that you don't ever have to worry about your daughter getting knocked up.

>>45302043
Meaningful trips. Three zeroes is still zero.

>>45302077
Can they knock up cats?

>>45302077
Ah yes, An excellent companion for a young lady.

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>>45302112
No idea. Best to avoid testing, probably.

>>45302130
Truly. And generally a modest 200 gp to purchase. Of course, they are intelligent, and some people are all finicky about purchasing such creatures, but they're also small, portable, broadly-good and fond of cheese. Very easy to maintain.

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why not get a fairy instead
it wont knock up your daughter or dog

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>>45302259
'cause his daughter wants a rainbow dragon, not a fairy. Duh.

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>>45302000
I'll have you know I'm a lich.

>>45302259

True, but then there's the issue of keeping her older brother from 'playing' with it.

Or me 'playing' with it, for that matter.

>>45300672
Nah those are just really light beasts.
Like birds.

>>45302077
>>45302130
>>45302168

Except for that little "poisonous stinger that will kill a child in 0.3 seconds flat" thing.

GREAT SUGGESTION, GUYS!

>>45302259
>Get your daughter a fairy
>Find out years later said fairy is a lesbian with a giantess fetish
>And now your daughter has a micro and living insertion fetish

>>45302442
It's a sleeping poison you mong. At worst she'll start acting like a narcoleptic.

>>45302449
atleast she's not pregnant with a half-dragon half-dog half-human hybrid

>>45302468
>Fae bullshit magic
I wouldn't be so certain

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>>45300512
This reminds me of a story
>Playing D&D 3.5
>Party consisted of half-elf illusionist, dwarf barbarian, human cleric and a human necromancer
>human necromancer is a nobleman who has a spoiled rotten daughter
>went adventuring to find the perfect gift for her
>fast forward into campaign
>party has been hunting demons for a while
>find Orcus's wand
>party holds onto it despite all the bad shit that happens when you find it
>keep it in glass case
>eventually Orcus shows up demanding it back
>apparently Torm had stripped Orcus of his power over the wand and the only way to restore it was if he had it back
>Necromancer wants to make a deal with Orcus
>everybody at the table starts flipping out, begging him to reconsider
>he won't
>says he will return Orcus's wand on one condition
>he must serve his daughter and do whatever she says while not attempting to harm anyone or anything with either himself or his minions
>the deal will expire when his daughter dies
>he agrees
>necromancer forgot to mention that his family has a transmuter that constantly keeps everyone young and prevents them from dying of old age
>our faces when the next time we saw Orcus he was sitting in a small cart with a leash being pulled by a little girl

Paypal me 100 grand and I'll get you one by the end of next week

>>45301557
>>45301708
>>45301788
>>45302000
I had a character in 3.5e based off of this concept essentially.

It was a Half-Dragon Warhorse. Having 4 intelligence, it qualified for "humanlike intelligence", and could speak. Unfortunately having 4 intelligence, it was as dumb as bricks.

He chose his name himself. It was DANGERHorse. DANGER was always emphasized. It is important to note that DANGERHorse didn't believe he was a horse, but he respected the spirit of the horse, and chose that animal to represent him like an animal totem.

He was played as a cross between Johnny Bravo, Joey Tribbiani, and Mister Ed, combined with the ability to breathe fire. Some of his brightest moments were when he chose to get "Spooked" in order to get out of an argument.

"No, you know what? I'm spooked now."
"Wait no, don't-"
"Neigh neigh, motherfucker."
He then threw his rider and hid behind a bush in the woods.

>>45302551
>>45302664
I love you guys

>>45302664
Interesting idea, but the execution is too "Lol random".

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>>45302468
>>45302540
There are worse things that can happen to your daughter besides being pregnant with a monster.
>>45302664
Even a half-dragon can sometimes appear to be as noble as their pureblood parents.
>>45302043
I detest kobolds, they might worship us as gods but they're so pathetic that I loathe their groveling, deserved though it may be.
>>45302579
Fake and gay

>>45302910
What execution? I just outlined an isolated event. DANGERHorse acted as a functional, overtrusting member of his group with a quick temper and very poor wit. Or are you talking about the name?

Because if you're telling me that DANGERHorse isn't the tightest PC name ever, then you can just get right out of my face with that drek.

>>45302462
It's a sleeping dose for an adult. For a child it'll put them in a coma. You medical quack.

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>>45302449
I'll stick with the toy dragon.

>>45303043
No rules for it. Get fucked, and go back to your own setting.

>>45303415
>Toy dragon also has a giantess fetish

>>45303415
>>45303439
So would that end with her being a fire crotch?

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>>45303459
Among other things.

>>45303424
Sleeping poisons, or anaesthetics of any considerable power should usually be administered by weight, too much of an anaesthetic can and will lead to seizures and also coma. If you're saying >>45302462 is right without also being able to concede >>45303043 then you're not ruling by reality. It's the GM's right to be able to change the rules based on a greater understanding of the effects an action would have than what the rules mention. If you're of the strict "Go by the rules" camp, then you should stick to that exclusively.

Don't be That GM.

>>45300766
Well to be fair, it is not like she never gets any money anymore and bet supporting the economy, than letting some degenerate scum steal it.

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GOD DAMN IT MY DAUGHTER ISN'T GOING TO BANG ANY PETS.

I GET WHATEVER SHE WANTS, SPAYED AND NEUTERED.

>>45303547
>then you're not ruling by reality.
Of course not. Tiny dragons, magic, and gods are involved.

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>>45300512

New or used?

>>45300512
You can get them cheap if you dare to strike a deal with mommy-dragon herself. They are fairly reasonable about exchanging their troublesome whelps for gold.

Metallic dragons are more expensive, but overall better for obvious reasons. Chromatic dragons come cheap but they are a real chore. Silver might be your best bet, you have a good chance to get a discount with your "my daughter wants a dragon companion" story.

>>45303921
>Incorporating elements which require willing suspension of disbelief means you do not need to incorporate any believable elements.
Please hand over your Dungeon Master guides and never return here again.

>>45300512
Sir, you need only travel to a town along the southern coasr, called Pebriv. About six years ago some bunch of so called adventurers sank or blew up an island off the coast. Or sent it to another plane, I can't remember. But that isle was one end of the migration route for the annually local "Fitzbang's Drake" population. Size of a small dog and slightly smarter, males are purple with an oily "rainbow" sheen to the scales. Females are sandy yellow.
Now that their nesting island is gone the whole lot of them decided that an extra four miles to Pebriv was fine, but the townsfolk disagree. The drakes nest in homes, steal food and occasionally eat geese and chickens. Last year the town released a book of recipes using drakes they want them gone so badly. Can probably take your choice and walk off with it for free.

>>45302442
>Neutral Good Creature
>killing children

>>45303870
That depends on whether you get a sapient creature or not. Those of sufficient intelligence have the same rights as any such being. Of course, rather than a pet you would have something closer to an employee or an adoption depending on what creature and what arrangement.

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>>45303880

Highly Inappropriate.

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>>45300512
Dragon breeder here, the cost would depend greatly on what species of dragon you're looking to buy and what you would like in terms of care. Wyverns (a personal favorite of mine, pic related is my male breeder) and Wurms tend to be the cheapest since wyverns are the smallest and easiest to care for, and wurms, while big as all hell, are slow, dumb as rocks, and extremely easy to breed, typically to be used as beasts of burden. Both can be acquired for a few thousand gold pieces. Drakes are a bit closer to your "true" dragons, being bigger than wyverns, yet still smaller than dragon-dragons and worms. They're also smarter and a bit more versatile too. Where as a wyvern is only about as smart as a varanid and only has venom, Drakes are about as intelligent as an adolescent human, but lack the ability to truly "speak", only learn the meaning of and parrot some words. Drakes come with a myriad of breath attacks that can be guessed through the color of their hides. Unfortunately drakes also happen to be one of the more possessive species out there, and tend to steal whatever strikes their fancy, and are extremely aggressive about protecting what they believe is theirs. Not exactly a good choice for a kid unless you can break the selfish streak quick or convince it that you and your daughter are not threats to its "hoard". Drakes vary in price based on color, the rarest colors being a few hundred thousand gold.
(cont.)

>>45307477
I'll skip past the sea dragons since they're strictly a "look but don't touch" sort of pet and get straight to the true dragons.
True dragons come in two categories: The long, snake like, easterns, and the infamous, traditional, western. Both of these dragons are large (though still smaller than the wurm), come with the widest range of color schemes, and are as smart, if not smarter than an adult human being. They both are also capable of true speech, meaning your daughter can carry a full blown conversation with one if she has the patience to teach it how. Like drakes they have breath attacks that are guessed through coloration, but they are also naturally magically inclined, and are capable of using spells with ease if taught.
Given your daughter's desire for a "rainbow" dragon, i'd suggest going for an eastern, since they're hides naturally sport multiple colors without having to shell out big bucks for them. Eastern dragons are also the more placid of the two and much less likely to try and kill you if they mistake your daughter as a princess for their hoard. Both "true" dragons have the price tag to match their magnificence, costing at least a few million gold for either one.

>>45302000

Would you ever consider fucking me, a fellow male, just out of love? Or at least out of a massive lust and wanting to fuck something? In dragon form, of course.

>>45303561
"A fool and his money are soon parted."

Why get something to protect your money if you're just going to keep spending it irresponsibly?

>>45308274
how are you going to spend your money when there's a dragon guarding it

>>45308664
Touché.

>>45301412
Meh, just adopt it and your daughter has a pet sister.

>>45300766
Oh, man, that is adorable. I might steal this for my game.

>>45300920
I wish it was possible to get a pseudodragon in 5e with that spell.

>>45311811
Just pick warlock

or ask your GM to house rule the familiar list a bit

>>45300634
>the little flower on its horn

>>45300653
>the little beast cubs

Where do I get these, i need them

>>45300890
i want to fuck that dragon

>>45311870
Taking a level in Warlock just isn't quite as easy as just taking the Magic Initiate feat.

In the end, I wound up just asking my DM and he let me, but I sort of wish that the spell was adjusted so that the familiars scaled with your level a little bit.

>>45311916
>>the little flower on its horn
It's cute isn't it?

>>45311951
It's too derpy for me

>>45300512
About $7k.

http://www.backwaterreptiles.com/monitor-lizards/black-dragon-water-monitor-for-sale.html

>>45311916
>Where do I get these, i need them

I recommend hell. Getting there is easy, but coming back can be rather difficult.

>>45302468
That's too many half's, stop playing god.

>>45300512
However much it costs to hire four Hunters to capture a Rathian

>>45301557
>>45301788
>roleplaying your fursona
Poor form, lad

>>45300512
OP, you're going to get your daughter kidnapped and your village razed to the ground.

DRAGONS, NOT EVEN ONCE.

>>45318426
>DRAGONS, NOT EVEN ONCE.
DRAGONS EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>45318383
shaddup, it's just a bit of fun, lad.

>>45321156
>le ironic meme

>>45300512
It'll be cute and fun at first.
Five years time it's doing better at its schooling than she is, and it's the size of a hunting hound.
In ten years it's writing books that make your scholars go weak at the knees and your guardsmen say it's been eyeing up your finest mares in the stables (and it's bigger than your stallion, both senses).
In twenty years, she'll be old enough to take the throne (though I hope you still hold it, your grace) and the accursed thing is a close court advisor.
In fifty years, it'll have the next monarch around it's littlest claw, which will be as long as your forearm.
In a hundred years we'll be a vassal state, safe from outside armies, for we are already conquered.
From small acorns do mighty oaks grow, your grace.

>>45300771
It depends on the setting of course. In discworld dog-sized swamp dragons are very common and can be used as flamethrowers.

>>45322380
>tfw try and present morally gray situation like this to my players
>dragon is cruel and domineering, but not psychopathic
>rules ruthlessly and punishes rebellion, but not necessarily moreso than the nobles who ruled beforehand
>doesn't allow the council of nobles to advise it
>doesn't get caught up in (or tolerate) their usual petty squabbling
>of course, if it gets worse later, it'll be much more powerful, much harder to slay
>but if it doesn't, it provides security, stability, and protection from outside assailants
>not enough information, PCs have time and opportunity to meet nobles and dragon, get a feel for both of them
>no right or wrong answers; can side with either, paladin won't fall for either choice as long as they have reasons

>pcs kill dragon becuase DRAGON BAD HAET
there was no wrong answer and they still fucked it up

>>45321156
>shitposting

>>45323423
>there was no wrong answer and they still fucked it up
That is the Motto for PC's

>>45323423
>don't tolerate your shitty scalie fetish and murders your Mary Sue
Seems alright to me

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Sometimes you can find a good deal.

>>45325071
Am I the only one who wonders why he's there in the first place?

>>45323423
>No wrong answer
>They still fuck it up

This makes no sense anon. It sounds like you're being a butthurt little bitch because the PCs took the obvious route for a band of PCs. A cruel human leader can be overturned in time with a proper rebellion or will simply die of old age and be replaced. Not to mention that humans that operate using a council can be betrayed through the orchestration of a coup. Dragons are often set up to be immortal in most settings, or will at the very least get old as fuck, and are much harder to dethrone since they're basically living armies on their own. And without a council to corrupt to help overturn the current rule, you left know room for the party to go about things the political intrigue way. It was either kill the dragon and fuck off for the next adventure, kill the dragon and help set up a new system, or leave the dragon and do nothing. Which of these honestly sounds like it'd be the most fun?

>>45325898
Something something fetish something.

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>>45326387
>you left know room for the party to go about things the political intrigue way

*no
Fug, need to slow down when I type. Also have an obligatory smug face to get a proper feel of how retarded I think getting upset about the situation is.

Somehow I think scalies are even worse than furries.

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>>45300648
>Is there some way to stunt their development?

Not that I know of, but I've heard of this one guy who apparently owns a miniature giant space hamster. Maybe he would know where you could get a miniature dragon?

>>45323423
The heck is a dragon doing in that sort of position, without proper support? If they had done it right...they'd have had a sizable portion of the city in their pocket either out of fear, or genuine adoration. Also, a cadre of non-faceless guards/protectors ready to die for it to put moral pressure on the PCs, along with threats of high treason.

>Dragon fetish thread
Hits 300 posts in less than 3 hours
>Dragon nonfetish thread
Limps along barely living
Why?

>>45303547
>don't be That GM
>the Neutral Good Psuedodragon you bought for your daughter stabs her with sleeping poison and it puts her in a coma and she dies :^)
No you.

>>45326387
>>45326433
Pretty sure the guy was saying he'd have been happy if that were the reasoning they put behind their choice, but they didn't even bother to think it through that much. They just went straight to "dragons iz bad, kill dragon".

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>>45300766
>my mind immediately goes to hammerspace dragons
Fuck you, /tg/. You did this to me.

>>45326387
The alternative was to get in the dragon's metaphorical pocket and live it large as high ranking henchmen for the ruler. Titles like 'knight' and 'duke'. Landed ones. Deal with the odd scheme, rival dragon, or intrigue a dragon can't solve through pure fear and presence.

>>45329672
I wasn't storytiming, m8. It got truncated to fit in a few lines of greentext, whaddaya want from me?

>>45332604
Is correct though.

I have a poll for you goyim
http://strawpoll.me/6705953

>>45333600
You're welcome

>>45303880
Suddenly I really wish there was a shrink spell in the game that worked like Exequy
Maybe in the sequel;_;

>>45300512
How much for a pet daughter? My dragon wants one>>45300512

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>>45333600
the fuck's a hammerspace dragon?

>>45337565

A dragon with (a) hammerspace inside him

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerspace

>>45337565
Something /tg/ made

Tiny cat sized dragon on the outside
Big enough on the inside to swallow damn near anything whole
Has a long sticky tongue instead of a breathweapon
Is willing to act as a living bag of holding if it can keep some of the profits
Is big enough on the inside to act as a hidden demiplane large enough for a town to fit inside it if adventurers bother to ask
Also willing to indulge in any adventurer's vore or unbirth fetishes, provided they understand it's not obligated to let them back out

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>>45337694
I don't think its tongue is sticky, just that it's surprisingly strong for its width. It still needs to coil around its prey, but if you don't have something that can seriously harm the dragon's tongue, you're pretty much fucked if you give it time enough to get it around you.
I should write a thing about a hammerspace dragon's unwilling prey. It seems an interesting idea.

>>45302551
> human necromancer is a nobleman who has a spoiled rotten daughter

There's more than one way to read that sentence.

>>45337732
>I don't think its tongue is sticky, just that it's surprisingly strong for its width. It still needs to coil around its prey, but if you don't have something that can seriously harm the dragon's tongue, you're pretty much fucked if you give it time enough to get it around you.
I guess it never was mentioned, but I sorta assumed long sticky tongue if a tongue attack was going to be it's replacement for a breath weapon

>I should write a thing about a hammerspace dragon's unwilling prey. It seems an interesting idea.
Do it
Especially if the hammerspace dragon has a bit of fun playing it's prey for a bit, tongueplay is hot

>>45337781
>There's more than one way to read that sentence.
And all of them are true

>>45337732
>I should write a thing about a hammerspace dragon's unwilling prey. It seems an interesting idea.
I'd read it, what sort of ideas do you have for it?

>>45338311
anon goes to run the dragon out of their basement, gets distracted and ambushed

>>45338553
I can see it
Do hope you do what >>45337798 suggested and have the dragon play with him a bit, there are a lot of things you could do with that long of a tongue

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>>45338553
>it had been a week since your adoptive daughter and her dragon vanished
>you now know where the dragon is
>you sincerely hope you don't know where your daughter is
>you heft the sword, staring down into the darkness of your cellar
>for any other pest, you would have used a broom
>but for a dragon, a sword feels better
>plus, it can't eat a sharp sword, at least not without messing itself up inside
>you carry a torch out in front of you to light the way as you descend
>sweeping your gaze back and forth, it seems that the little dragon is hiding
>a sheet of paper you don't recognize is sitting out on a table, with scratchy writing scrawled across it
>cautiously, you set the torch down on a nearby metal shelf and pick up the paper to read
>"Hello, father. I hope you find this note in short time."
>you glare at the paper
>it's an unfamiliar script, as though the dragon didn’t think you would notice
>although it is curious that it learned to write
>"Don't worry about us, we're perfectly fine and will be back in just over a week."
>lies and damned lies
>"In the meantime, here's a couple of facts about dragons that you might find useful."
>"Because of size, most prefer ambushes to avoid direct conflict."
>the last line is written much smaller than the rest
>as you bring the paper closer to read the tiny writing, you feel your arms press against something thin and wet
>fear flickers through your mind, and a moment later, the dragon’s tongue tightens fiercely around your chest and arms
>"We're also excellent at effective traps. Sincerely, 'that damnable hellbeast'"
>you go to raise your sword and cut yourself free
>the tongue yanks you backwards, pulling you off-balance
>instinctively, you drop the sword and reach out to try to grab something
>nothing but air

>>45339402
I like it so far
Why do you have to be writing this while I'm at work?

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Could you please, please take this dragon off of my hands?

He's watched through my entire backlog of movies and loudly talks about the plots whenever I'm home.

>>45339675
What's his opinion on DVDs?

>>45339734
He only likes them when they're a recording of a VHS that he can't get.

He also makes a ton of corny jokes and references to films people haven't seen in over a decade. It's like he stepped straight out of 1993.

>forgot to deworm my dragon
>scale marks all over my floorboards

Damn it all.

>>45339732
Bump

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>>45340777
nice digits

>>45339732
>you flail your legs around, trying to shake the offending tongue away
>unfortunately, that only ends in bruised legs from kicking the sturdy shelves, and your dick more quickly waking up to the attention
>the small bit of warmth from its mouth seems to grow larger, stretching over your head
>as your head is pulled into the dragon, you grope around with your hands in front of you, grabbing at the tongue
>as his mouth surrounds everything above your own mouth, soaking your head in his drool, you manage to force the thin coils part-way off your cock
>immediately, it forces itself back down, conforming to every sensitive spot it can find
>you take a sharp gasp from the sudden pleasure just before the dragon's first gulp pulls the rest of your head inside
>as you fumble around with the slippery tongue more, the dragon gradually claims your shoulders and starts down your arms
>it begins to tease you, timing its tongue's strokes with each pulsing swallow
>just as the top half of your arms are pulled into its gluttonous throat, you manage to completely free your twitching cock from the tongue
>the dragon turns its focus to looping its tongue around your legs, forcing them together even as you kick with all your strength
>the stale air of the cellar feels cold against your drool-soaked member
>you find yourself almost wishing it hadn't done that
>the dragon swallows again and exhales a hot breath over your member
>has to have done that on purpose
>somehow, it manages to grab the tip of your cock with its next mouthful
>and presses its jaws together lightly, squeezing your shaft between the roof of its mouth and your own belly

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why are there ponies in my dragon folder

>>45341207
>it gently "chews" on your cock a few times as you thrash around, half in pleasure and half in panic
>then, the dragon swallows again
>powerful ripples of muscle work their way over your body, methodically squeezing you deeper
>you desperately want to be free of this dragon
>but your body has other ideas
>unconsciously, you begin to hump against the dragon's gullet, trying to reach that last bit of pleasure
>you hardly notice the warm feeling spread down over the rest of your body as you're finally fully consumed
>after a while of blissful thrusting, you reach your limit
>your mind goes blank with pleasure as you shoot out your load, spurting cum against yourself in the deep darkness of the tiny dragon's throat
>the next thing you know, you're curled up in a small, close chamber
>as your orgasmic high fades away, you remember where you are
>and what tends to happen to things in there
>with renewed effort, you punch, kick, and throw yourself against the stomach walls
>nothing seems to work, but at the very least, you'll make your killer uncomfortable in your last moments
>a few hours later, a small, somewhat damp girl in a dress is standing with her arms crossed, staring at a dragon
>"C'mon, Selka, spit him out. It's not nice to eat people for longer than they want to be in your belly."
>"But Deidre, he feels so wonderful kicking around in there! My food rarely has such endurance!"
>the girl shakes her head and tries to cross her arms harder
>"There really is no reasoning with you, is there? Fine, then, after you get a bath, okay? It's all dusty down here and I'm sure you're just covered in it after this past week."
>"Only if you leave me be for a few afterwards. You know I'm shy about letting people back out. It's not normal for a dragoness like me."
>smiling, the girl turns and heads up the cellar stairs
http://pastebin.com/KVws0MSz

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>>45300766
That is a cute dragon. Look at him all confident in his little coinbag.

>>45302259
>trusting a fairy enough for it to be a pet
>ever

>>45303439
>it's not the side of it you'd think
>the dragon is very good at magic

>>45321065
>DRAGONS EVERY FUCKING TIME
FUCKING DRAGONS EVERY TIME

>>45331875
The power of boners is stronk

>>45333997
>{8, 5, 2, 1}
That's so close to a geometric series with common ratio 0.5 or an arithmetic series with common difference -3 it's almost infuriating.

>>45342384
Also, I finished that CV thing if anyone's interested. http://pastebin.com/gw9xViEW

>>45342384
>http://pastebin.com/KVws0MSz
Another nice one, thanks

Figured the girl was safe pretty early on but that wasn't an issue
Prey that only thinks it's in danger is always hot
Especially when the pred makes sure to make it enjoy being eaten and keeps it in there for a while

>>45342742
>it's not the side of it you'd think
>the dragon is very good at magic
I still find that talk of a tiny dragon with a vore fetish from the other day hilarious and hot

A "toy" dragon with a giantess and vore fetish sounds like a fun combo actually

>Also, I finished that CV thing if anyone's interested. http://pastebin.com/gw9xViEW
Just read the incomplete version the other night, will check it out

>>45342742
>>it's not the side of it you'd think
>>the dragon is very good at magic
What?

>>45344353
Somehow misinterpreted giantess as size difference.
>tiny dragon is into size difference
>tiny dragon is into being the BIGGER one
>tiny dragon has strong magic for sizechanging

>>45331875
Plus, mentioning small dragons is guaranteed to bring fetish.

>>45331875
Dragon fetish threads tend to include most of the non-fetish posts that make up the normal threads anyway, so fetish threads are fetish+nonfetish posts whereas nonfetish threads are only half that

>>45331875
>nonfetish
More than half of this thread is nothing but interspecies impregnation and le ebin spelunking maymays

>>45345556
It is now

>>45345562
The hammerspace dragon ate her prey with her mouth while not having anything to do with impregnation.

>>45345650
>my degeneracy isn't that degeneracy
>>>/trash/

>>45347166
A lot to fights have started over that kind of thought

>>45300512
well you see, that's a swamp dragon. the question becomes whether you want a shoulder sitter or not

Dragons play a pretty big part in the modern-day fantasy sitcom I'm writing. They're about the size of a golf cart and participate in everyday society, even though they're one of the more rare races. New York is crawling with them, of course, due to its financial markets.

One of the major plot points of the show (or, at least, one of the major plot points of the world) is the history of the dragon race. Basically, they used to be much closer to the stereotypical dragons—large, ancient, extremely powerful, and domineering over all they saw. Then one fucked with Merlin, the greatest wizard to ever live, and he cursed or blessed, depending on how you look at it them by making them closer to the other races. This means that dragons still occupy a pretty weird place in society, since many still resent them, and a fair amount of dragon political leaders still think they deserve to be on top.

Is this concept stupid?

>>45300890
>alright here I go, slaying the dragon. Whatever.
>oh shit better not move

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i personally love how this thread is up for the entire week.

>>45352857
How long can it last?

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>>45353005
Depends on the number of replies

>>45309941

ditto. The rogue is going to be very surprised when he reaches into the next purse.

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>>45302442

But Anon, then she'd learn a very important lesson.

>>45302664
Did he sound like H. Jon Benjamin?

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>>45355680
Eh, Death is talking about a nonlethal mistake, like a nasty cut. Instadeath sting isn't something you can learn from and apply.

>>45352686
Could be worth something. Not sure.

>>45300512
>How much would it cost to buy a pet dragon?
Check the draconomicon, it has current market values

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>someone makes a dragon thread
>50 or so quality posts
>vorefaggotry
>thread suddenly limps along on life support
Every fucking time.

>>45356855
I mean, a dog can rip a child's throat out too.
So could a bird of prey, and falconing was a traditional noble passtime.
I don't see how a soporific stinger (on an intelligent, Always Neutral Good creature no less) is going to be a problem, let alone a worse one.

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>>45360841
>Someone makes a dragon thread
>50 or so quality posts
>no lewd
>thread dies

>>45360841
vorefaggotry eats the will of others to continue the thread.
It's interesting; it's one of the few fetishes that will irrevocably kill a thread if mentioned.

>>45361713
Threads are usually dead before it's brought up though

>>45361798
Uh.... sometimes, maybe. Frequently, no.

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>>45361492
Cute!

>>45361713
>vorefaggotry eats the will of others
>vore
>eats
kek

>>45361492
I like that playful dragon

>>45361713
>eats the will of others
Already have a hammer space dragon, we don't need a mind vore dragon

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>>45362086
:^)

>>45363407
pic related

>>45365873
>Mindflayer dragon
Jesus christ

>>45367942
Dratgon?

>>45368975
Looks more like a weaselvern to me

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>Want to continue to write that "Dragon in my dorm what do" story
>Have a shitload of other things to do, including writing something else that's fantasy related and heavily involves a dragon
>Still really fucking like the twist I came up with for that

I think I might just have to file that away in my story ideas folder and come back to it.

>>45300512
Why that glove has a nipple on it?

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Which kind of dragon would you say is most common? Either in games you've played or stories you've read.

>>45373017
Is it any good? If so, pastebin it.

>>45373133
I assume it's a button

>>45373201
Red dragon
Big, evil, fire breathing, and red

>>45373201
The sort that fights with lawful armies or the sort that kills the whole party

My group shares the sentiment that dragons should be respected and that it's absurd for a murder hobo to be able to contest them in any real capacity

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>>45300634

>>45373267
http://pastebin.com/zpJ61N40

http://pastebin.com/2MqWvby8

http://pastebin.com/RVTrgm32