Penal Regiment /tg/: Do Nothing and Chill Edition

>>45299001
>rolling out of his bunk the Ork crashes to the ground, before getting to his feet and scratching the stump of his right arm.

Tudays the dayy, gun git meself a rite gudd choppin arm.

>>45299048
The question is..a real Human Arm or an Augmetic one?

Alright ma- Woah, what happened to your arm?

>Behrend and a small group of marines blink down to Gospyria's surface, into a meeting room with Nyzart in it
"Ah! Back so soon? How went the sabotage?"
>a brief summary of events is given to the phaeron
"A shame the station couldn't be salvaged, but your primary objective was completed, and for that you will be compensated."
>Nyzart summons a group of warriors carrying a large box as if it were a coffin
"A selection of wargear, and a series of tools for the maintenence of dreadnoughts."

just curious, what is this thread about?

>The anti-depressives did their job tonight.
>LIX seems to be smiling in her sleeps before slowly and groggily waking up

>>45299063
>grunts at the officer
got shot off by them metal spookies.

big metal one, and he's gunna get a hat, a real fancy one.

>>45299068
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/

>The Trooper, still half asleep, puts her uniform on and prepares herself for the coming day.
Better get coffee...

>>45299101
c-can I j-join?

>>45299107
>Is sleep walking towards the mess hall.

Sorry, what´s the imperial equivalent to coffee?

>A ragged looking ratling walks around

>>45299107
h-here you go boss.

>>45299120
Recaf IIRC

>>45299068
>>45299111
Vaguely unruly bunch of Guardsmen and Guardsmen accessories go about the Galaxy and kill things because why not.
Admittedly they did kill one too many Daemons and got themselves noticed but....
Nevermind that, anyone can join as they wish if one wishes to goof off and do strange things.
And yes, join as whatever you want m9. I mean we have an Ork wot helpz da 'umiez afta all!


>>45299075
Morning lass, sleep well for once?
>Alice finishes pulling her uniform on and starts strapping her armour over it.

>>45299120
Recaf. And ciggies are Lho Sticks.

>>45299001
>carving up the carcass of a Pit Thing
>>45299111
of course. Make a character, and start posting.

>>45299001

After seeing horrors to fly your skin off, the silence here is deafening. Even when you see meltas opening up on your front lines and artillery shells tearing up the skies at least you know the nature of war you are waging. Now however... nothing, enough silence to drown in to. More than enough for any man to handle and the memories, now the have the time to creep back. I couldn't hear the back in the day, too preoccupied surviving and all. They scratch behind my forehead, bleed in to my eyes. Even this by itself could be manageable somehow, there is alcohol here, but the future laying in wait. This just isn't. I do not know where death would come, neither it's form or nature. Because I am sure as hell, death is the fate of every guardsman and it will come for me.

I wish I was somewhere else.

>>45299121
Boss? I´m just a trooper.
>The trooper seems to hide something in a box.
A-And how did you get into the female quarters!?!

>>45299111
yes.
>>45299133
Affirmative, tonight's been a good night...

Is good day to remove, no?
>>45299138
>>45299133
ok

>>45299140
Everyone is a boss, boss and I'm here to make sure linda gets her recaf.
>Shudders

>>45299067
>after a brief inspection of the contents of the box
We shall take our leave then. If you require our services once more, we have heard tell of job prospects in eastern Tau space. Farewell, phaeron.

>>45299099
Medicae can probably get you an Augmetic if you want, it'll let you punch harder.

>>45299150
Indeed, it's a very good day to remove.

Blessed Accordion Music intensifies.

>picks up his accordion and starts playing a janky tune.
Can someone play trumpet? It goes well with this I hear.

>>45299146
Good, you've been worrying me sometimes, but nevermind that.
>Alice finishes with her gear and grabs her Bolter from the desk.

Shall we go and see if my mates arrived?

>>45299153
>Sam nods and shoulders her box, before walking towards the corridors.
Orders, eh? Fair enough. Just let me warn you. The female quarters don´t like "visitor´s" all that much.
>The Trooper shows you a devilish grin for a second before leaving the quarters behind.

Assuming you´re male, correct me if I´m wrong.

>>45299179
thatz the plan, I wont it wif burny and crushy actiun.
>the ork smiles wistfuly as he remebers crushings long since past.

>>45299150
we kan remuv all ya wont boss, you seen an Oggy runnin bout?
remove heresey brotha

>>45299169
>One of the Vessels of the Fleet Alan decided to bring, which identifies it's self as the 'Imperator Vult' attempts to hail the Poison Star.

>>45299204
I have not seen oggy.
can you play trumpet?
>>45299179
Remove heretic when offizier?

>>45299195
Orders? It's self preservation boss. You don't wanna see her without recaf boss.
>Male and or Androgynous

>>45299120
>Still sleep walking towards the mess hall. Guardsmen are seen clearing a path for him.

>>45299208
This is the strike cruiser Poison Star. Go ahead.

>>45299185
>Peterson picks up a Trumpet which is conveniently lying on the decking and walks over to Milo.
I can play it if you want, the 'Remove Chaos' theme is a good one.

>>45299204
That can be arranged, just need to speak to the Medicae, or maybe the CMO or the Interrogator.

>>45299218
Once the bosses wrap up their business in this System I assume, shouldn't be -too- long.

>>45299218
I kan sing? and play stringy stick boxxy thing
>the Ork begins to hum to himself
>>45299120
OY LIL ORK!
>the Ork chases after the Ogryn, slapping him on the shoulder.

>>45299225
>Stomps over
>poke poke
HALLOW HI!

>>45299220
She truly is a inhabitants of these quarters then.
>Sam bids you farewell.
Should get some myself.

>>45299218
Err... I'll just... Be on my way...
>has just finished reinforcing his armor with bones

>>45299234
>>45299237
>the janky tune intensifies

removal soon chaos turk
>mutters to himself in a whisper

>>45299246
>He literally just handed you some......

>>45299233
Lord Inquisitor Wellesley, I was wondering if I may acquire the services of a few of your Battle Brothers to help ensure the safety of a.....'Field Observer', if you're with this lot then you probably know who I speak of.

I assure you, you'll be well....'supplied' in return.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45299237
>>45299240
>Wada slowly wakes up, he groggily takes a few swings with his hands.

That was for a Linda, I´m a Sam and a Wada.

>>45299271
It could be arranged. How many battle brothers do you require?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45299275
>the big guy tries to calm down the Ogryn with a one armed bear hug.
cool it little Ork

>>45299191
Mates
>The callidus assassin seems surprised.
What mates?

>stops as the song finally comes to an end.
I go now to pray to god emperor.
may he help us remove many heretics and xenos.

>>45299275
>A lucky shot knocks the Ogryn out cold
kk. gotta get going.

>>45299293
I would say one Squad would be sufficient if that would be agreeable with yourselves?

>>45299299
Uncle Alan of course, I asked for them to come here. And to bring friends.

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>The "techpriest" seems to be toying with a filled animus in his private quarters. Said animus is shining green.
Oh I bet you hate it in there, you abominable nurlging, it's all clean and ready for insertion into the-
>The animus emits a small gas which sends the infiltrator coughing.
What magic is this?!
>Coughs
I don't even have lungs anymore!
>Coughs
Damn you Nurgle!


>Minutes later is seen coming out of engineering and into the mess hall coughing like crazy.

>finishes his prayer and starts sharpening his bayonet
>>45299322
shall I play remove song to welcome his angels my offizier?

>>45299297
>Wada struggles for a bit in Bob´s grip, before opening his eyes.
Eir...
>Upon waking up, Wada grins an punches you lightly on the back.
Mornin´?

>>45299322
We do not normally line to split up our company. The supplies you offer would have to be of exceptional quality and you must promise to transport their gene seed to us should any of them fall.

>>45299338
Alan is on a different ship, that was my bad you weren't there last thread so you couldn't have known.

If the Astartes are coming back on board I'd certainly say that warrants some more music.

>>45299339
>The Ork responds by puching the Ogryn back
mornin boss!
>patting his stump he grins.
Tudayz the bigg day, gunn get me klaw.
brekfust?

>>45299339
>Walking towards Bob and Wada, machinery in Sam´s box activates itself.
Be quiet for once, will you?

>>45299356
>Cursing, Sam comes to an halt in front of you.

>>45299352
implying the power of remove won't transport me to the other ship
Da, my offizier, I shall play.

>>45299363
eyyup
>waves at you.

>>45299331
What? What for?
>LIX seems to have increased the speed into which she's putting her uniform and armor on top of her temple bodysuit.

>>45299347
I assure you, the supplies we offer would be well worth it Captain.

Some say that the equipment you would be supplied with is...'infused with the Blood of Angels'. I assume that wouldn't trouble you?

>>45299369
>The Ogryn just nods. His eyes turn towards your arm.
Wad klaw?

>Sam groans and drops her box. She takes a lasgun out of it, before the her drone can fly out of the box.
Weren´t you the guys, who invaded the female quarter´s recently?
>The Trooper looks ready for combat.

>>45299374
I'm concerned that we may have Heretics in our midst, however an Interrogator can't do much about that. A few Inquisitors however.....

>As Alice speaks she closer to LIX, to the point where her hands are concealed by both their bodies and mimes the shape of a box, along with the letters S, T and C.

>>45299385
>a brief pause
If what you offer is truly sanguine, then it will be sufficient. Will you agree to meet with the squad that will be escorting your agent?

>>45299406
Big bear man, how many xenobabs have you removed?

>>45299406
>he grins at Sam
men who burst into the quarter's have two arm, Iv got one now, kant be me.

>>45299408
Oh?
>Nods

>>45299416
I agree, perhaps we should meet on your Strike Cruiser, or on the surface of Gospyria?

The Penance is also an option, whichever agrees most with yourself.

>>45299408
>Still coughing.
>Something gives him a bad feeling.
>Takes a water tank from the mess hall and leaves back into engineering whilst hiding something back into his robes. Cancelling what he had planed.

>>45299459
The neutral ground of the Penance will work. Assault Sergeant Behrend and his squad will meet you there.

>>45299457
Mhm, I believe the 'Inspection Team' will be most thorough in their task. Perhaps we should tell them that we're still alive then go see the rest of our fellows here?

>Alice tucks a couple of cords from her gauntlet into her sleeve with a grimace and taps a few buttons.
>gestures towards the door.

>>45299426
>Wada looks at you confused, before turning his eyes back to Bob.
Xeno...bab? You mean enemy? Lot´s...

>>45299444
>Sam studies you for a moment, before shouldering her lasgun.
Well, I don´t believe you. I remember an Ogryn, an Dreadnaughgt and someone of your staure breaking in.

>Sam turns to glare at wada and Milo.
Even filled an report.

>>45299482
>Once again she nods, pets Lira for a few seconds before leaving and moves outside their quarters with Alice.

>>45299478
Indeed, we shall be there.
>Alan cuts the Vox Transmission and heads out of the Bridge to grab a few things.
>A minute or two later he is teleported to the Penance along with 4 Stormtroopers and a sealed case.
>He is of course wearing his Power Armour.

>>45299491
>the Ork provides a half shrug.
Wont me, kant pruve itz me and nobody saw me doin it.
>the red bra stilla round his head wafts faintly in the nonexistant breeze, blame tzeentch for that one.

>>45299491
If big bear man permits, I shall tag along and remove xenobabs with him

>>45299501
>Alice marches out of her Quarters and towards the Bridge, missing Alan who is closer to Midship

>>45299512
>Behrend and four marines wait in the meeting room

>>45299512
>Sees them whilst passing by back to engineering.
>Once reaching engineering, locks all entryways in the most paranoid manner.
Inquisitors in my ship...
>Coughs twice, then walks into the camera bug controls, tossing away the water tank for the time being.
What kind of shady bussiness did I miss?

>>45299541
>Wada shrugs and grabs you, Bob and Sam and drags you towards the mess hall.
Food first.

>>45299517
>The Trooper let´s out a shriek, as she is dragged along.
The higher ups... probaly know the person described in the report!

>As she fails to get away from Wada, Sam mistakes the red bra for a bandana.

>>45299585
>happily moves along.
fudd first then arm.

>>45299548
>Alan and Co. are directed towards the Meeting Room in question by helpful Crewmen.
>The five enter the room and stand on the opposite side of the table.

Ah Gentlemen, a pleasure to meet you, I hope I didn't keep you waiting.
>Alan gestures for one of his men to open the case, which he does before returning to his watch of the door.

>The case contains two Bolt Pistols, a Bolter and a Powersaber, all bearing Blood Angels Iconography.
>The Bolt Weapons look to have been constructed at some point in the last 5000 or so years.
>The Saber however, looks positively ancient.

Would these be a sufficient down payment? We do tend to keep most of them under HEAVY guard, for obvious reasons.

>>45299585
>appears to debate the matter before merely agreeing and allows herself to be dragged along.
I suppose food and some Recaf would be nice.....

>>45299585
>Following Alice as she's dragged
Alright, alright, easy there big guy, no need to drag all of us.

>>45299630
>appears to think for a moment
This will be a good down payment. Can you tell me anything about these items?

>>45299642
>>45299661
>exits his office looking rather annoyed
>sees Alice being dragged away
>starts laughing
Well that certainly cheered me up.

>>45299610
>>45299642
>>45299661
>Wada let´s go of all of you and continues to walk.
Sorry, Sir.

>Untangling herself, Sam salutes Alice, while cursing at the Ogryn.

Milo? Sorry, meant to link to you.

>>45299698
>pulls himself away and waves at the Officer.
you gunn giv me arm now?

>>45299698
Err... I find it disturbing. Reminds me of my cagemate. She left like that, too.

>bursts out of a servitor closet holding a bottle in each hand

HEY!
Lashots keep flying past my head!
Just like the guy with the helmet too big for his head! Wooo!!
His noggins blown to bits! ohh!
Cause lashots kept pouring on his head, it kept pouring!

DA! DA! DA! DA!

>slips
bloody hell!

>>45299698
Ah, jackson! Care to join us for breakfast?

>>45299671
Certainly.
The Bolt Pistols were gifts given to our family by a Captain of the Blood Angels, I believe......8th Company for services rendered, aiding them in their duties to an exceptional degree. Both were received.....twenty five hundred years ago, give or take.
The Bolter was given to a Lord General of our family some four hundred ago for a similar task.

The Powersaber however, I believe that entered our family some six thousand years, when a Regiment led by one Colonel Bernard Wellesley led an Assault that allowed the Blood Angels to recover some injured Brothers, along with the geneseed of more, unfortunately slain ones. Would have cost him his head if it weren't for the Captain at the time being VERY annoyed at that prospect.

>>45299630
>>45299671

>A camera zooms in.
Pheh a payment.
>Cough.
I was expecting something far more interesting than relics to bring a Malleus inquisitor here.

>Keeps checking around the ship through different cammeras.

>>45299698
>As Jackson speaks, he would hear a rather unamused chuckle behind him.
Don't know what you're laughing about pretty boy, you're going to with her.
>A Trio of Stormtroopers grab the 'Medical Officer' and start to drag him towards the mess along with the others.
>The rest of the squad and a second acting as escorts.

>>45299728
Yeah, It took the techies a little while to scale it up properly. There's a nice little surprise in there as well

>>45299734
I just thought it was funny that our 'superior officer' was being dragged around

>>45299757
Good morning Delta. Yeah I'll join you guys then I'll reattach Bob's arm.

>>45299766
>the cameras of the Medical wing seem to be on a different server entirely. Almost like their hiding something... nah who would hide something there.

>>45299785
>follows the stormtroopers with the accordion playing the following track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>45299806
>the orks grin extends beyond that capable even of even a pink horror.
A'z it got burny?

>>45299752
>pulls boxers shorts off his head

Now where *hic* was i?

OH yeah!!

>inches on the floor like a worm

Commissar did some some talking to the lads!
He said he didn't like way they got things done!
So he shot them on the job!
Oh, a lasguns is now pointed to my head,
please fire it!

>>45299785
Awwweee. Harper called me pretty, I think I'm gonna blush.
>starts chuckling
>lets himself be dragged to the mess hall
>he's enjoying this, he's even reading a data slate on ork anatomy on the way
So, Harper, how's your morning?

>>45299853
>Arriving in the mess hall, Wada seems to be the first one standing at the counter, while wondering why the stormtroopers are copying his actions from earlier.
Ogryn Ration, please!

>>45299853
>The Stormtroopers carry Jackson into the Mess and set him down at a table then return to the task of 'guarding' their 'detainee'.
Eh, well all things considered. Woke up, took a look out the nearest viewport and saw a helluva view.

>>45299828
You alright, milord?

>>45299890
>>45299853
>Still cursing, Sam grabs her meal and follows Wada uneasy to where Jackson sat down.
Is it allright, if I sit here, Sir?

>>45299826
It's got blasty

>>45299908
Yeah, there's a of of ships here.
The Magos nearly had a heart attack when a fleet jumped out near his repair fleet.
>stands to get some food
Come, I know the cooks, I'll get you guys some extra grox patties

>>45299935
Yes, I'm fine.

>>45299954
Go ahead.

>Hailing the Penance

Penance, this is a dropship from the Mechanicus Cruiser Ferrum Renovo, of the 25th Explorator fleet. We have a package we have been bidden to deliver by Arch Magos Sathos Tyrrah. Do we have permission to come aboard?

>>45299935
>looks up
ehh?

Im okay, i thinks....

Just having breakfast, its called whiskey...

>>45299975
>grabbing a double helping of food he sits down next to the officer.

thanks Dok, from the bottom of me 'eart.

>>45299890
>>45299908
>>45299975
>Alice grabs two trays of -good- food, two mugs and a pot of Recaf.
>walks over and sits at Jackson's table, then slides a tray and a mug over to him.
Didn't know if you preferred your Recaf black or not, just fill it as you please from the pot. But on to more important matters.

What exactly do you mean when you claim that we would become partners? I would appreciate honesty here, to avoid beating about the bush, we both know what happened last time you were dishonest.

>>45299975
>crawls on the floor

jack-- Jackson!!

>goes under the table

i need pills.

>>45299978
"One moment Pilot, I must check with my superiors"

>After a few moments, an entirely different voice comes on the line.

"Pilot, Inquisitor Elodia Maxim, we've received some disturbing reports recently and must be sure of your intentions."
"Please state your cargo and recipient."

>>45299979
>>45300018
This "whiskey"... Is it a combat drug or something?

>>45299975
>Sam nods and sits down.
Are those plans for a prosthetic? Sorry, if I am intruding on something, Sir.

>>45300018
>Under the table, Sam´s box opens itself and her tau drone lands on the ground.

>Wada happily eats his meal next to Alice.

>>45299806
>Notices the singularity.
Hmmm. This seems to have been made on purpose.
>Coughs twice.
What are you hiding there...?
>Walks back to the lower levels of engineering, touching a datapad. Something resembling a metal corpse teleports in.
>Tinkering with an animus filled with a red energy source.
Eheheheh
>cough
>The animus is insertedinto a skeletal robotic shape armed with a bolter, simillar to a necron, although the head looks more like that of a servoskull and it wears no iconography of any kind.
Listen careful daemon for these metal chains force you to follow my commands.
Search in medical and dispose of anything suspicious, your prison's lenses are connected to my consoles, I will see what you see. Now go.
>With another hit of a button, the android teleports into the medical wing Inmediately shooting anyone in sight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEazcFNa6DI

>>45300044
>>45300005
I´m too stupid to link,properly today.

>>45300038
Depends on how much *hic* you ingest.

If you take to much it just becomes a recreational stimulant or a rather effective tranquilizer! Again, depends on the amount.

>>45300058
It's all good.

>>45299978
>at hearing this Jackson perks up.
Well, this just got interesting
>taps his comm-bead
"Smith, move your men and intercept that cargo, That's not our Magos and find out who he is. Take some priests and look official"

>>45300005
Thank you.
>pours a cup of recaf
Well, you're going to be making a deal with the Magos. The thing is, deals with him work both ways. You will get almost unlimited resources but you'll be one of his agents if he needs it. If he needs something that only an Inquisitor can do he'll ask and he expects it done. Normally the people working with him don't interact but since we're on the same ship we'll most likely be working together, hence us being partners or on a team. This also means I'll have to trust you more.

>>45300056
>the android seems to be in a standard medical lab with no one around.
>there's a few terminals and several drugs boiling away.

>>45300081
>Alice's interest is piqued at Jackson's mention of an unknown Magos, but diplomatically says nothing.

Hrmh, interesting that the Magos didn't mention that himself, I really do dislike invisible fineprint, I believe I'll be having words with him and shall have to rethink that proposal.....but nevertheless that was surprisingly rather painless, would you wish the Stormtroopers to fetch you anything else while they're getting their own food?
>Said Stormtroopers standing and most heading over immediately to grab various meals....and lots of Recaf.

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>>45300107
>Begins tinkering with the cameras of the area in complete silence so they also have a camera bug installed.

>>45300031
Cargo is one uh... civilian? A recent creation of the Magos.

Receipient is one Inquisitor Alan Wellesley, but the cargo says that an Interrogator Alice should be able to vouch for him?

>>45300044
>Sam stops eating and crawls under the table, attempting to put her drone back, next to her equipment in the box.
Stop.doing.that.

>>45300107
>>45300134
>Wada seems to have finished his third meal. He stands up, ready to leave the mess hall.
Officer? Gonna patrol?
>Not sure who to adress, he turns to both of you.

>the medic is in his private quarters, playing on a finely crafted violin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
>he shfts from foot to foot fully engaged within his music as the drugs begin to take ahold.

>>45300069
Okay, so it's some kind of multipurpose drug?

>>45300144
"Hrmh....wait one."

>A brief pause is accompanied by Alan hastily calling a pause to the meeting before teleporting back to his ship, returning shortly with a Daemon Hammer and 10 more Stormtroopers.

"You may dock in Penance Cargo Bay 3, you are not to leave the Bay until further notice."

>Alan and Co. make their way to Bay 3 with weapons ready and confused expressions.

>>45300140
>Once that is done, the android begins checking the desks and walls.
>Given it's movement it seems to start to become frustrated of searching around, unholstering its bolter.
>Begins to shoot around, hoping to make enough holes with bolter shells on the walls to reveal anything. The shots are carefully aimed away from the cameras to make sure they suffer no damage.

>>45300173
>his speed begins to pick up as the young mans already twisted mind begins to be warped by the effects of the substances.
YES! FASTER!
>he's sweating visibly and darting his eyes back and forth around the empty room.

>>45300226
Understood. Docking now.

>Landing in the docking bay, the Dropships exit ramp deploys with a hiss and a puff of vapour. Out of it walks six obvious Skitarii, and a seventh less descript individual in red Mechanicus robes, though evidently not a tech priest.

>>45300134
No, i'll be fine.
I don't want to scare you away from this deal. It is a very good one for both parties. But, I will say this he acts very much like a Hereticus. There will be lies and secrets you will have to keep.

>>45300140
>the camera is a lot more advanced, it has thermal and x-ray settings that it records in as well.
>the log sheet next to it shows it's checked daily by technicians.

>>45300226
>Smith and a squad of Jackson's men are waiting with some techpriests when Alan enters

>>45300252
>one of the shots hits a section of wall that sounds hollow, but with all noise someone has surely heard the shots.

>Leaving the mess hall, wada begins patroling the corridors.

>>45300312
>Goes full auto against the wall.
>No longer needs to keep the cameras going
>Actually goes full auto on anywhere in the room.
>The daemon is laughing inside the machine prison

>>45300201
Aye! You can also use it as a disinfectant!

It is truly one of the best things humanity has ever made.

>>45300323
>Cursing, as her drone sweeps out of the mess hall, from under the table, Sam´s dataslate receives a message.

Going to retire wada again, for a bit.

>>45300312
>Before the Dropship arrives, Alan signals to Smith and gestures at potential cover for Smith's men then does the same for his own, before shooting Smith a look as if asking for suggestions.

>>45300303
Halt! State the identity of your Passenger immediately! I neither approved or was notified of such a transfer.

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>>45300303
>The red hooded individual takes off his hood, revealing a scarred and metal plated head but non the less human head. He's carrying a black case in one hand.

Sorry for causing such a commotion boys, I've been gone a while haven't I.

>>45300344
Huh. That's handy.
>>45300343
What's with all the noise?

>>45300371
I know, I just convinced the Magos to allow the transfer and I was eager to get back to the unit.

I didn't realize t would cause such a situation. What's been going on?

>>45300134
>stands quickly
Alice, can I trust you? This is highly important.
>taps comm
"move men to breaching positions, explosives authorized. I'm on my way"

>>45300371
>the wall gives in and reveals a staircase behind it.

>frenzied by his own music the young mann finishes his solo by throwing the intrument against the wall.
you'll never take me alive you detestable dogs!
>still clutching the bow he strides out of his room.

>As the android only stops firing to reload Depherion is throwing curses to the dataslate recieving the visual, he did not expect the android to rebel despite following his commands. At least he knows there IS something in that bay.

>>45300431
>The android proceeds towards the staircase.

>>45300312
I'll need to think about it, I'm not sure the reward would be worth the risk when I could just buy the equipment I need, not even taking the 'recent discovery' into account.
>The rest of the Stormtroopers fetch their food and return to the table to eat.

>>45300347
>Alice feels a vibration from the Dataslate in her Map Case and fetches it, along with a wired headset to connect to it

>>45300447
Fug, fugged up the name, and I was doing so well!

>>45300414
Hrhm.....Rama Vakron? Wait......last I saw you you were bigger than a set of Power Armour, Oh and...I'm not the best person to ask really, I've not really been here.
>Alan nods at Rama and his men relax slightly.

>>45300431
>Alice nods and checks that her Bolter is loaded but doesn't raise it.
Something that serious sounding? Aye, what's happening?

>>45300347
>Reading her dataslate, she grabs her box and runs after her drone.
Hope.it´s.not.to.late.you.moron.

>>45300447
>The dataslate shows a map of the penance´s officer´s quarter´s with a tau symbol nearby.

>I am willing to meet you now, Imperial Representative. Let us discuss things, pertaining an alliance.
>For the greater good, Por´El Va´sa Assan.

>>45300520
>Is still having breakfast.
>Concerned.
Something's wrong?

>>45300523
>Alice taps a set of keys on the Dataslate's touchscreen and looks back up as Sam runs out of the room.
>A message is transmitted reading: "Wait one, situation has arisen, not sure where, stay there for now."

>>45300520
Someone is breaking into my lab. The external sensors were not triggered but the sub lab was breached. I'll need your help. I have some men standing by.

>>45300446
>Several auto turrets ranging from bolters to auto cannons begin firing up the stair case at the android

>>45300554
Very.
>loads his bolt pistol and places on rebreather

>Wakes up

"Holy shit... It worked! It's gone!"

>Beams at no one in particular his new room aboard the escort, then realizes he's not out of the woods yet.

>Looks at surveillance photos of Sam and Depherion

"So the question is, do I do the easy one first, or the hard one? I'm not a fan of bloodshed before my recaf - hopefully I can avoid it altogether. That depends on scrapheap though."

>>45300446
>the medic encounters the android whilst running blindly, holding up the violing bow like a cutless he growls.
have at thee you scurvy dog. you'll enter a world of pain.

>>45300585
>Is initially suppressed and pushed back by the fire, but seems to phase out as the Necron Wraiths do and continues forward.

>>45300585
Lead the way, we'll follow.
>Alice gestures for her Stormtroopers to follow, which they do, albiet with a few grumbles about missed food and 'this cursed ship'.
>They'll all follow Jackson as he would move.

>>45300520
That body got, ah, repossessed by it's rightful owners. A group of Magos abducted me just after we landed on Preatoria. Blows were struck, deals were made, I had my brain cut out and put in a new body, and a lucky Reductor got a shiny very old toy. End of the day, I'm no longer an entirely metal death machine, but this body is still based off a war servitor.

I'm nominally a Mechanicus attaché to Inquisitor Alan, but that's just what it says on paper because I wanted to come back to the unit and he was the most important person I had memory of. That said, I'm also still technically both a member of and the property of the Cult Mechanicus. I report to the Arch Magos when all is said and done, but I take orders from you Allen.

>>45300651
>So does she.

>>45300600
>his vox blares to life
Greely! Good your awake! We moved you back to the Penance and our 'Guest' is making a move in the Medical lab.

>>45300629
>Several blast doors shut at the bottom of the stares

>>45300651
>Jackson hurries to the Medical wing with a squad of his men already in breaching positions at the door.
Prep charges. Shoot to kill.

>>45300565
>The tau drone seems to become invisible, as she flyis through the ship, towards a corridor, south from Alice´s quarter´s. It lands, it´s weapon directed towards the wall.

After a few seconds, a small hatch in the wall opened and a grey hand dragged the drone inside.
It is time for our meeting, Alice Wellesley.

>>45300691
>Not pleased at all.
>He was ordered into uncovering anything suspicious
>This is suspicious af.
>Must uncover
>Would phase in, but energy is limited.
>Time to go louder
>Deploys breaching charge.

>>45300667
Hmh, that's....a pretty reasonable story actually, very well, welcome aboard, will say that I'm not usually around the Regiment, what with them not being mine, so that means you'd be attached to my Niece's retinue for your stay with the Regiment, if that's agreeable with yourself?

>>45300691
>Alice draws her Saber and activates it with her left hand, now bringing her Bolter to her right.
>She and her Stormtroopers flick their safeties off and form up behind Jackson's troops.

>>45300651
>Running through the ship, Sam pulls a comm-device and combines it with her comm-bead.
Ma´am? Ma´am! I know, where my drone went!

>>45300744
>annoyed by his foes obvious ignorance at his presence the medic steps towards him.
I said avast you scurvy dog!
>he waves the violin bow around in the air.

>>45300691

"I have plans to deal with him. Have a squad with Plasma and any leftover Haywires ready to move to bathroom 23-c on my signal."

"And If I'm taken out of action, there is a pamphlet in my quarters written in tau. Make sure it finds it's way to Hawthorne's bunk."

Farsight propaganda, natch

>>45300744
>As the noise grows too loud to ignore, the Armsmen are scrambled to their Armouries to fetch their weapons, mainly Shotguns and Heavy Shields, before heading towards the disturbance in Platoons.

Armsmen most likely won't be taking part in favour of making things fair, but also couldn't have the Crew just ignore the massive number of explosions.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45300779
>As the charge's timer is set to 20 seconds, it turns around and aims the bolter at Larrs before firing a single round.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45300744
>>45300801

You know wat te problem is wit precognition.
>anna casually strolls to the side, dodging incoming turret fire
You don't get instant wins. You af'to work caeeerefully wit wat y'af instead. So I knew you were here. Wat a'av' now amounts to my incredibly good look, tat I reckon y're gonna ignore...
> Anna punches the android
An' the equivalent of a power fist in my left arm.

>>45300750
Of course, I didn't even realize Alice was a full on Inquisitor now. I was also just throwing the biggest name I knew around.

So uh, where should I go for now I suppose? And if I can stay, these boys can go.

>Nods to the Skitarii and they politely march back into the drop ship.

>>45300750
>the door is breached and Jackson's men file in.
>Jackson notices the hole in the wall to the stairs
Shit! They found it.
>looks down the stairs and sees the rounds firing through it
One contact. Seems to be phased out. Normal rounds have no effect.

>>45300791
Can't. Busy.

>>45300801
>charging towards the bolter round instead of away the medic screams.
yee shall fall to the blade of the dread pirate Larrs! scurge of the high sea's!
>the shot connects, ripping his left arm clean off.
that was my fapping arm you basterd!

>>45300810
>Turns around to face her.
>Meets a powerfist to the "face" as about to aim her with the bolter
>Backs up a few steps.

>opens eyes to the smell of recaf
Screeeeeeeech
>Slips and falls off the top bunk
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45300836
rolling for the violin bow connecting with the androids head
>>45300810
>eyeing up the psyker he grins
hello hot stuff.

>>45300817
She's only an Interrogator actually, but you want to be back with the Regiment so it makes sense to attach you to her, if you were with me you wouldn't actually get your wish.
And that would be horrible.

>Alan has a brief Conversation through his Vox and Elodia checks in with the crew again.
"You are cleared to depart the Penance at your leisure Pilot, apologies for the protocol but...well protocol."

>>45300821
We'll need to force it back into Phase then? But how?
>Alice and a pair of Troopers level their weapons but don't waste the shots.

>>45300837
On te ot'er and, it is a pain tat like, no one absolutely gets wat te fuck I am saying alf te time. An wen tey got it, tey ler it slip and ruin every fucking ting.
>fires with her bolt pistol
So I do av to keep te smartest moves for meself.

Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d20)

>>45300866
>A lense is struck by the rudimentary weapon.
>The android looks back at you.
>it fires two bursts, one towards Anna and the other towards you respectively in dice order

>>45300791
Tell me, when I should start to pray to the emperor. I´m starting to get worried.

>>45300765
>>45300877
>Sam begins yelling into her comm-bead, as she reaches the wall, where her drone disappeared.
Maám? Ma´am! Sorry, but I think you are going to have a problem!

>>45300817
[spoilers]Is currently undergoing his "baptism of fire"[/spoiler]

>>45300821
"Fine, I'll do it myself."

>Comms the Ork

"Oi, dere might be a good scrap with some machine-git in squig-droppa 23-c. Come dere real discreet-like an' follow my lead."

>And the Catachan, who probably wont respond

"Hey, Gar. We've got chaos on this ship, non-standard type. I'm gonna give him a chance to let him get the fuck out of Gospyria and set him against Virmanthras and Amelia. He probably won't go for it, though, so I was wondering if you'd be interested in seeing what a techpriest looks like on the inside?"

>>45300877
It phases back in to engage its enemies, needs to hit them with solid matter

>>45300866
Sorry guy, am taken. By a very stupid man, but...

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45300877
Delta, can your weapon hurt it?

>>45300886
>takes a melta gun from the Specialist.
I hope this works.
>fires at the Android

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45300886
>the shot scrapes the medics knee causing him to curse loudly
I'll be a peg legged rouge you land lubber!
>he jabs at the android with the point of the bow.
fuck yooooouuuuuuuuu

>>45300928
If I could get close enough perhaps, but if that thing is made of necrodermis my weapon will be useless. Can you verify if it IS necrodermis from here?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>45300904
>Alice flicks her Vox on and takes cover to respond.
"What? Why? I'm already occupied with this.....thing! Daemonic or something, what's the problem?"

>>45300917
In that case, your anus may be mine.
>Alice takes careful aim and the Android and, biding her time 'til it rephases fires a single shot at the abomination's headcase.
>inb4 Nat 1

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45300886
>>45300837
> dodges it yawning
Uh, me know tis was too cliched but, always wanted to do it.
>unsheates a long, slender power sword
Tis one, thoug'? Tis is te good side of precognition. Make rich friends wit serious bling.
>hacking and slashing begins

>>45300937
>Annoyed
>Phases out again.
>Breaching charge has hit 0 on the timer.
>The explosion goes through it, unaffected given that it's phased out again.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45300928
Fuck it. This always works better.
>Draws power sword.
>Charges the Android

>>45300958
Unless it's a brand new one then no.

>>45300980
>the swing hits right after it phases out
Throne dammit.

>>45300980
>one of her missing slashes meets his blade instead
Fancy meetin ye 'ere, mh?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

All these rolls tho
>Also charges downstairs

>>45300963
>Sam, taking aback by the answer, takes a few seconds to respond.
What? Daemon´s? Where?
Ah. Errm... Anyway Ma´am, my drone flew towards the officer´s quarter´s. It sounds like, one of my coworkers from the tau empire is also there.
>Sam shut´s down her comm, while whispering.
A-and good luck, Ma´am.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45300976
>thrown back by the blast he drags himself towards>>45300974 and kisses her firmly on the lips.
you are great you know that? I'll be back in a second okay?
>screaming loudly he charges again
I really don't like this attitude mister!

>>45301012
>The breaching charge's explosion blasts her away and makes her hit a turret with her back.

>>45300863
>proceeds to the mess hall for breakfast
respectfully screeches at >>45300447 on the way there.

>>45301026
>Phases in to try and shoot him once and for all, but misses and is thrown into the room the charge has opened.

>>45301052
>pinning down the android he kisses it on the forehead.
>he then points to his shot off arm.
APOLOGISE!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45301008
Likewise

>>45301052
>follows with a downward slash

Rolled 7, 12 = 19 (2d20)

>>45301019
"Wonderful, I'll get to him if I survive this clusterfuck. I'll need that luck."


>>45301032
>This is apparently something that annoys the Interrogator.
>Alice charges down the stairs and attempts to smack the Android with both her Powersaber and Bolter.

Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>45301080
>Silently punches him away before trying to hold >>45301082 's blade in the same hand that punched Larrs away and shoot Anna with its other hand on the process
Rolls placed respectively

"Fuck it, we're doing it live"

>Hits his comm

"Men in positions?"

>"Yes sir."

>Checks his escape route and his backup escape route

"Showtime."

>Greely drops a cherry bomb into one of the toilets

"Maintainance Techpriest Depherion to Bathroom 23-c. Maintainance Techpriest Depherion to Bathroom 23-c."

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45301082
Rude. Ow've you been 'oldin'up?
>>45301052
Don't make me try mindbullets, it never goes well!
> tries to grapple him with the augmented arm

Rolled 2, 2, 16 = 20 (3d20)

>>45301114
I
>punches
said
>punches
Apologise
>punches

>>45301115
>Coughing.
>Too busy overseeing the android
I'm repairing a radioactive leak on engineering, you will have to wait, throne agent

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45301114
>the blade gets stopped but just barely. Their's a lot of inhuman strength behind it
roll is for more pressure on the blade

>>45301123
I've been okay but I'm currently defending my lab from a chaos infiltrator so a little mad, how about you?

>>45301110
>Sam just nods and listens to the sounds behind the wall.
Why is that idiot lecturing a drone? Need to retune that poor sod later.
>The female trooper calmly ignores the stares from the passing personnel.
What? I´m waiting for Ma´am Wellesley.

>Holds Jackson's saber before the arm is cut by Alice's attack.
>Can't shoot amelia because she's grappling it.
>The two initial punches from Larrs hit the chest and do nothing, the thirdhits the head and makes the android hit the floor

>>45301211
>getting up her drags himself away.
doctor? I don't feel too good!
>he collapses to the ground with a grin on his face.

>>45301194
Met wit a friend, cashed in a favor. Ad time to tink about wat I want to do about e wole me an' you ting. Tried to understand ow you pit the H in your speech. Unsuccessfully.

>>45301161

>turns off comm

"Well, shit."

>Comms Jackson

"You guys wouldn't happen to have the situation in hand down there? I'll send the Texorcists down if you need them."

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>45301211
>For lack of a better plan, Alice stows her Bolter and puts all her strength into attempting to remove the Android's head with the 'saber.

Wait for it....

>>45301259
Hey watc'wat'ya doin'! Y' nearly got me ead tere...

>>45301236
It just the planet I was raised on. Proper speech was valued or some shit.

>>45301249
I think so...
>Alice slashes the head off
Yes, we do.

>>45301259
witnessed

>Grabs tray for morning protein slurry
>rend claws sheer directly through tray and it falls to the ground
>looks disappointedly at the mess of steel ribbons that was once a proud food tray
>Screeeeeeeee's in disappointment

>>45301288

"Alright. I've prepared a little potty party for our resident techpriest. He can do this one of two ways. The stupid way, or the hard way."

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45301259
>The shots break the Animus stored in the android's head.
>It begins imploding as red light inside its skull begins consuming it.
>A daemonic laughter is heard.
>Bursting of the self-consuming remains of the android, a cinder-colored bloodletter pours out.
>It's tongue and horns have been forcebly removed, it looks castrated, odd.

>In an even more odd show of behaviour, the bloodletter grabs the bolter and runs back into cover rather than charging into melee whilst shooting short, controlled bursts.

>>45301288
And so? Mw spwak a goo ig'got'ic.
Bah, whatever.
Tis te moment on w'ich I pull down yer ead and kiss you if you got notin' to object. And be better you do not!

>>45301282
>>45301288
Well keep your head away from this thing's head! Hard enough to hit the bloody thing when it keeps phasing away as it is!
>Alice lifts the 'saber and readies it to strike the torso, should the creation continue to move.

Also my next roll will be a Nat 1, just watch, it's coming, I can feel it.

>>45301209
>Rather poorly attempts to reeducate the drone.
So are almost on the of independent A.I....
>The tau diplomat turns to the wall, he hid himslef behind for weeks.
Ah. It matters not. Soon, I will have acomplished the alliance, the ethereals wanted me to make. Soon the tyranid menace will be crushed.
>The diplomat stopped his ramblings...
And Gue´vesa Hawthorn, I know you are standing guard there. You need to control your drone better.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45301324
>pointing up at the creature he giggles
hello big boy
>he throws the bow at it's legs in a vain attampt to trip it up

>>45301327
I don't, but he does!
>Tackles Anna and Alice behind a table

>>45301357
on the level of*

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45301324
>>45301336
Daemon!!
>Alice charges the Daemon in a fit of........well stupidity really, and attempts to repeat the same success with the Daemon this time.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45301377
Fuck. I do not get any glory.
>>45301324
>fires a bolt round anyway
>>45301373
I take it as a later.

>>45301359
>It makes it fall down.
>>45301377
>Into her blade.

>>45301324

and it's got brown deldar crystals in it's mouth

>Hits his comm

"Alright, private. In my room there's a pamphlet on my desk with weird blocky glyphs on it. Fetch it and show it to me. Need to make sure it's the right one."

>Mumbles something about how convenient it would be if he could bi-locate

>>45301411
>stumbling up giggling he collects his bow and ruffles the deamons head
oo's a cutie
>he pats her on the shoulder getting blood on her>>45301407
so, you fancy a drink?

>In a fit of anger he throws the dataslate monitoring the android to the ground, obliterating it on the crash.
Rebellious daemonic piece of trash! I didn't tell you to engage anyone!
>Coughs.
Fucking nurgle magicks If I still had a throat It would be in pain by now.
>Wheezing
>Taps comm-bead
I'm on my way, throne agent."

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45301411
>fires his bolt pistol at the daemon

>Some of Jackson's men are tending to Delta behind some cover.

>>45301411
>>45301477
>Alice waits for the Demon to dematerialize then heads over to LIX.

How is she? Didn't look that bad but....looks can be deceiving.

>>45301477
>She's got thrid grade burns all over her right eye.
>If you can still call that an eye.
>On the bright side, the fire cleaned her IW slave mark.

>starts playing his accordion, giving heart to his comrades

>>45301468
As me said, am taken.
>>45301477
By tis idiot ri't t'ere of all people. Wuld y' believe me. Besides ow do people find me attractive.
>a quick note on how Anna lacks hair on the whole left side of her head and has far more tattooes than common sense would advice.

>>45301472

>Comms Jackson

"Alright jackson, the bastard is en route to 23-c. If i need help, you'll hear me say " you've chosen the hard way."

>>45301542
Trouble, throne agent?

>>45301357
>Gave up on reeducating the tau drone. Is now reading through several files, pconcerning his mission.
Gue´vesa Hawthorn? Do talk to me. We need to prepare for the upcoming meeting, after all.
>Va´sa pulls out another file.
While you where in the female quarter´s I had contact with your old comrades. They send their regards.

>>45301472
It was ordered to shoot anyone as it teleported in

>>45301468
Larrs, she's mine... at least I think she's mine.

>>45301432
>a squad of men show up
I am Sgt. Olen of 5th squad. Jackson sent me to aid you in something.

>>45301522
>>45301515
Her eye is bad, but I can make a replacement in an hour or so. I'd need a genetic sample so the body won't reject it first.

>>45301542
Can I help, milord?

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>>45301542
>Walks up to the bathrooms.
>Notices the latrine has been bombed.
What the warp?!

>>45301558
>still bleeding very heavily he grins
you can join in?
>he collapses, the blood loss finally taking him.

>>45301523

"I said be stealthy out there damnit!"

>>45301547

"Hide in one of these stalls - not the broken one. When and if I say "You've chosen the hard way," light up the techpriest. Fair warning - he is exceedingly powerful."

>>45301573
I'm afraid I won't fit.

>>45301556
>Wishes her old superior officer would keep quiet, while he hides himself.
I hope, I´m going to be stationed here, even after the discussion...

>>45301558
So kiss now? Was starting t'miss it. Also we gotta talk. About a lot of stuff actually.

>>45301558
He wasn't ordered to shoot anyone, that it's the rebellious nature of chaos androids as stated in Warhammer 40k 1st edition, they're forced to follow any command, but will always try to pervert them.

>>45301572
I'll have to prep another arm...

>>45301593
Kiss yes, but talking will have to wait since were in a secret lab with stuff I don't want people to see. Also Greely might be getting in over his head.

>>45301562

>Walks out of one of the stalls. You notice his connection to the prince of anarchy is.. gone.

"We need to talk, Techpriest Depherion."

Mr. Anderson.

"I have something you want, and you're planning to do something sinister with this ship and it's passengers. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."

>>45301635
>You can notice it's coughing, does it even have lungs anyways?
>It turns around to face you.
Ah, so at last you wish to speak, Gree-lee. I was wondering when would you choose to meet me, I was sent here for a purpose after all.

>>45301558
It would need to be an Organic replacement, a Bionic one might cause complications with her unique skills.

Harper! Watch over this Medbay and especially LIX, don't want anyone to come to risk should one of those things happen by again.

>Harper nods then he and his men take up defensive positions.

She should be fine here until she wakes.
But make sure to ask LIX about the eye, that one was already gone before now so it'll be her decision.

>Alice stands and heads out of the Medbay towards >>45301556.

>>45301620
Well so are you. Also te secret lab stuff went too far, y'know? Did you at least destroy tat c'ip? Oh damn kiss me before I get angry again.

>lying on the floor in a pool of blood the man sings happily in his sleep.
keelhaul that filthy land lubber send him down to the depths below, make that basterd walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.

>>45301672

"Here's the deal. I provide you with a new target, you bring me her head, and I give you the daemon. One of yours, I believe. Grashnut the Vengeful."

>Stopped patrolling and is sitting in a corner somewhere. He seems to hold his ribcage in pain.

>>45301705
Daemon? I'm not here for no Daemon, Gree-lee.

>>45301673
Organic. She'll be guarded. Also, ignore any further explosions, those are Greelys fault

>>45301674
>quickly turns around and gives her the biggest kiss she's ever had.
I missed that. Now I gotta go save Greely

>>45301681
>some men carry him off to be treated and detoxed.

>>45301723

"Really? Hmm. Then what, pray tell, are you after?"

>>45301705
>halfway wedged into the stall
>the door is open and the only thing blocking him from view
>"daemons? This agent must be monitored."

Btw Rama are you still around?

>>45301738
Tat was nice, I should scold you more often.
Yeah abot tat te techpriest is no techie, it is somet'inf else. So we better move!

>>45301556
>>45301673
>Getting a annoyed at the tau diplomat, Sam activates her comm-bead.
Ma´am? Hello? You allright? My "contact" is getting impatient. I think he going to alert the whole ship of his presence if he keeps talking to himself.

>Sam calmy ignores the Por´El´s talk about her old comrades.

>>45301745
Im here for the one who serves whom he hates, the one that doubts his own actions and the one who'd wish to be anywhere but under inquisitorial service.
>Coughing.
I'm here for the worthy, Gree-lee, there's excedence in the chapter's geneseed.

>>45301705
>Jackson's men are crammed into a stall
>Heavy weapons poking each other
>"Daemons? This agent must be praised"

>>45301771
Yeah me and Greely have been monitoring him for a while.
>hurries off to Greely while some men guard the sub-lab and others carry Delta off to be treated.

>>45301812
I leave fer a while an' erryting goes sout', uhn?

>>45301573
>puts down the accordian and breaks out his knife of remove.

>>45301812
Jackson! What the fuck happened to the ship!

>>45301860
erybodies dead Dave.

>>45301782
"Mhm, yes sorry, crisis contained, Daemon destroyed. I'm right outside where the map said to go but.....I'm in the middle of a corridor. I'm not sure where I'm to go...."

>>45301812
>Harper and his men diplomatically ignore the secret stuff and follow the troops with LIX with haste.

>>45301894
every thread.

>>45301746
Watch and learn.

>>45301809

"The Imperium might be flawed, but it's not beyond fixing. The Inquisition is the path to that, not the renegade god. And I'm too old to be an Astartes anyway. I'm offering you a deal, so you don't have to leave here empty-handed. Most of the other officers are already aware of what you are, anyway."

>>45301894
What about Toddhunter? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist

>>45301908
Alice doesn't know......that's probably for the best honestly.

>>45301841
>>45301860
Not exactly. The entire ship was upgraded and we're now a proper Inquisitorial Cruiser, With a Nova cannon and proper sleeping quarters.
>stops at the corner of the hall from the bathroom Greely is in.

>other gaurdsmen at in the mess hall proceed to stare at what was once a proud food tray
selfconscious.exe
>scurry into the vents to escape the embarrassment
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>45301932

>>45301900
>Sam nods and sends you her coordinates.
It´s a bit south of your quarter´s. Sorry, Ma´am, I didn´t know.
>The trooper slowly slumps against the wall and groans, as the tau diplomat starts to mutter something again.
Look, Sir. She will be there soon. Please wait with your speeches until then.

>>45301908
>Coughs twice.
>Chuckles.
More the reason for me to stay then, a penal regiment is the perfect recruiting grounds, look at the cannon fodder in this ship, Gree-lee, look at them, they hate being here, they hate following orders. And they hate chaos after all the times they've faced it: They're perfect recruits.

>Coughs twice, wheezes once, doing a step closer to you.
And it's all a matter of time Gree-lee, soon you will also get tired of this putrid and broken imperium that only betrays itself.

>Takes that previous step back.

And I'll be waiting for you.

>>45301948
>the Guardsmen in the mess hall
What's up with Jean?

>>45301980
>seethes

>>45301939
So you take te eretic an' I shot greely?

>>45301975
>Alice pulls the Dataslate out again and checks the map.
>follows the map on the screen further south and hesitantly knocks on a section of Bulkhead of the corridor.

>>45301991
I'd just like to point out that Behrend is sort of maybe working for(Didn't actually confirm if he was or not) people who would be VERY interesting in hearing about what was just discussed.

>>45301980

"Actually, i think I'd like to show you something I've stashed somewhere on-world. There's a transport in cargo bay six. Something I could give you in exchange for dealing with this problem sorceress. Come with me."

>>45302029
honestly I'm trying very hard to think of a reason for him not to attack both immediately after their conversation.

>>45301995
We're not shooting Greely. When he gives the signal we fire at the uh other guy priest thing.
>Sgt. Olen readies his weapon in the stall

>>45302029
Alice and Alan will probably know after several large explosions

>>45302060
>peeks over the stall after hearing voices/gun noises

>>45302060
Love, greely is clearly trying to 'ire te ot'er guy an while I can see te karmic value in letting 'im loose after Amelia, I am not taking te chance 'e joins er instead.

>>45302031
>Seems to be thinking for a few seconds.
I agree at one point of your offer. I will deal with your sorceress as I deal with all the followers to the false gods. But I will do it from here, witnessing the potential recruits on the meantime.

>>45302054
Well simple, his new boss may be impressed that he found Malleus grade things in their first few hours of work, he might give them a performance bonus.

>>45302060
W-What if Greely doesn't give the code phrase tho?

>>45302060
I got the melta-gun. Also i think im sober enough to operate it.

>>45302029
>Sam walks through the corridor towards you, as a section of the bulkhead slids into the wall. You vaguely see an tau, clad in the clothes of the watercaste, sitting near a box with rations and a tau armor. The drone to his feet is obliviously the one from Sam.
Ah, finally. You surely know how to make a quest wait, Mylady. That is the term, yes?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45302109

>"Fuck, he's not falling for it."

"I said we could do this the easy way or the hard way. Now, y'see, you're choosing the hard way."

>"Jackson you better be in position"

>Pulls out the Gauss rifle and fires at the techpriest

FOR THE EMPEROR!

I'M A WARRIOR CHRIS HANDSOME

>>45301987
Thanks i waswodering what my Huma er I mean real name should be
>>45302073
>takes wrong turn while scurriing through the ducts
>falls through rusty panel onto Ass-Sgt. Behrend
What the!!! Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee thump

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>>45302158
>Is blasted away against the wall.
>Coughs.
>Rises from the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cidkIL7zZs
>Throws cape away
We could have been partners, Gree-lee I had nothing against you

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45302158
>voxes Alice
We have a situation in lavatory 23-c.
>bursts out of the stall, swinging an eviscerator

Rolling for surprise.

>>45301707
>Is slowly dragging himslef towards the medbay, clearly in pain.

Rolled 9, 5, 12, 19, 14, 1, 18, 11, 7 = 96 (9d20)

>>45302073
>10 men with heavy weapons are crammed into the next stall
>one waves to Behrend

>>45302158
>the squad of 10 men burst out and instantly fire with the melta gun as another levels missile launcher at Depherion
first is the melta gun the next 8 are hellguns and the missile launcher is getting ready

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45302184
Go back to your flea infested warp-hole, you fucking pile of tin!

>fires melta gun

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>45302184
Guh. Worse t'en expected.
>drops out and fires a plasma round at the heretek

>>45302165
>narrowly avoids noticing the genestealer

>>45302165
>Malak would take a peek over the wall of the refresher he would be seated in

Oh for the love of- What the HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS REGIMENT!?! I mean COME ON! I come in here for 10 MINUTES TO TAKE AN "EMPEROR",and then THIS HAPPENS! WHAT THE HELL JEAN!

>>45302135
>Alice steps inside the wall and allows it to close behind her.
>She then bows and schools her expression into a suitably apologetic one.
My apologies for the delay Ambassador, but a Daemon tried to assault our Medical Bay and since I represent the Daemonhunters.....my presence was required.
It was a most unfortunate delay.

>>45302188
"Damnit! What's the situation? Is it Daemons again? I wish Uncle Alan was here damnit."

>>45302218
Actually make that "To release the Emperor"

>>45302221
Greely and a... heretek have come to blows. I'm trying to defuse the situation.
>out loud
DROP YOUR WEAPONS.

>>45302158
>Bursts into the room with power sword humming

>>45302221
Negative!!
>massive las fire
It's all under control!!
>melta going off
Continue with your meeting!!
>loud cursing

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45302184

"I don't think so. You know what the problem with you Chaos fucks is and always will be? No respect for human life. And you're no different from the rest."

>Fires again

"You could have gotten on the transport loaded with explosives and been blown away like a good little heretic, but no!"

>>45302236
Screw t'at, astartes for sale.

Rolled 2, 7, 14, 16, 14, 11, 18, 8, 17 = 107 (9d20)

>Is sent back against the wall again because of all the incoming fire.
>Laughing.
Is that all? Hahahaha-Coff!
>Whilst coughing, its shoulder-mounted krak missiles and Meltagun fire against the soldiers trying to ambush him.
Last roll Melta.

>>45302221
>Va´sa takes a look onto one of his files and smiles. behind you and Sam, the bulkhead close itself.
No worries, a commander must after all, always lead their troops. Allthough personnally, I do not believe, in what the Imperium calls daemons. The ethereals have decreed them to be a grooup of seccessionists. But that is not what I wished to discuss with you.

>Behind you, Sam is facepalming at the diplomat´s behavior.

>>45302268
>>45302194
Alice, explosive ordnance is being deployed. The room is less than twenty square meters in size.

>>45302218
>proceeds to thrash in a panic splashing refresher water all over Sgt. Ordenius
>Manges to screeee in apology about ruining his uniform
>scampers away after breaking the stall door while somehow clogging and turning on all of the bathroom sinks

>>45302236
>>45302246
Nice Try Han Solo, but it didn't work on the Death Star and it won't work here.
What the fu......
>Alice contemplates the situation and finally comes to a conclusion.
"We're sending a squad up."
"Funny that you're here though Brother Sergeant, I thought you'd left."

>Alice taps her gauntlet and sends a priority request for reinforcements to head to Bog 23-C.....which alerts Lord Inquisitor Wellesley.
>Alan heads there with a squad of 5 and himself.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45302268
>darts back into cover
T'ere is a limit to te one liners I can spout in a day, so just drop dead quickly, ok?
>flings a grenade at the heretek

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>45302262
heh. good one.

>>45302268
>the Missile gets fired as the squad dives to cover many of them getting hit with shrapnel.
the plus is because the room is so small

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>45302268

>Pulls out a Haywire Grenade

"Goodnight, motherfucker!"

>Tosses it in his direction and dives into the servitor tunnels, clambering to get his cyborg ass away from the EMP

roll is for how far he gets

>>45302190
>Collasped in front of the med bay, his hand covering his ribcage. Filled with pain, he seems to no longer recognize his surroundings.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45302268
>shrugging off the debris sent flying by the blast.

Do not worry scum, there is more where that came from.

>fires melta

>>45302325
roll to dodge, i guess

>>45302296
>The young Sergeant would simply look about the mess that was now the Lavatory
>Broken stalls and refreshers leaking and spraying water all around

What. The... FUCK! I have SO many questions!
Was that a FUCKING GENESTEALER!?!
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!
WHY are the refreshers so easy to break!
Why are the stall walls made of paper mache!
Not to mention I am NOT cleaning this up!

>>45302335
>stepping out of the medbay inspecting his brand new power klaw the Ork spots the Ogryn and rushes to his side

>>45302277
Indeed, please continue with your proposal, I do find it rather pleasant to have a civilized discussion.

>Alice is the very model of polite diplomat. It comes with the nobility one could suppose.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>45302325
>>45302268
>tries to grab both by the neck in an attempt to pacify them

>Is blasted away. Rather than just stand there and wait for the haywire to fry him up, he activates his teleporter back into engineering, coughing.

>The other 8 chaos androids have also been teleported in.
>Coughing, wheezing and recovering himself from the explosions.
Shoot that gellar field and enable the warp travel engines, it will give us a distraction to get my ship here!
>The androids do as ordered.

>>45302335
>Several medical staff members come up to him
You okay, big guy? What's wrong?

>>45302315
>The missile hits very close to the warpsmith, but it affects everyone in the room

>>45302392
E'z urtin bad, E ain't talkin neither.
>shaking the Ogryn the Ork lets out a sob
get up ya daft git!