Based on your current situation. Who would you worship?
And not just because best god.
If you mean which Chaos God, then definitely Tzeentch.
I'm a bureaucrat; an investigative attorney working for the federal government. I'm basically already a twisted soulless creature made of lies.
Lord Zarus is the only correct answer. He loves Humanity, for we are his children, and he loves and protects us all, so long as the lesser races are subjugated and watched over by Humanity, and that Humanity diegns not to recognize the lesser races as equals, much less breed with them.
Unfortunately, Nurgle. I'm hoping to better the Nurglite in me though and get myself back on a healthy 'Undivided' track.
I'm a NEET shut-in but I lift. I can't decide if that's entropic enough for Nurgle.
The Omnissiah, because I hope for augmetics to be a common thing soon so I can go full replacement cyborg.
I dont get yoy guys.
you all worship gods that doesnt give fuck about you and obnly use use to vehicle their rules/shit and in the end you know you will only suffer.
i mean, my god is benevolent.
he LOVES his disciples. he is the fucking god of life-he thrives when new life is created.
He fester in it.
he wouldnt let his follower die.
he'slike-like a Giant granfather.
really, keep your puny gods for yourselves.
I'm going to say a good portion of /tg/ channels Nurgle pretty heavily with Slaanesh coming up second, but not nearly as powerful as the whole "not doing anything with your life" which Nurgle loves.
Who the fuck is viktor?
I know not of this viktor
Slaanesh. I'm getting into some weird shit and I've been frequenting /d/ more lately. My days off are basically spend laying around playing video games, fapping to increasingly deviant shit, then more video games.
There's more to the chaos gods than their general image.
Nurgle is about complacency, if you're either fine with your life and don't want anything out of or can't be bother to make your life better you're channeling Nurgle.
Slaanesh is about overindulgence, going too far. If you chase after life's pleasure while leaving more important things behind you're channeling Slaanesh.
Tzeentch, which I can guarantee almost nobody on /tg/ would channel, is all about being on top of whatever social or political structure you're in.
And you channel Khorne if you're either too much about honor and duty or are constantly trying to get STRONK AS FUCK to prove yourself.
It's basically almost impossible to not channel a chaos god in some form.
>being a cult blasphemer
i think i'll worship ALL the gods and hold Lorgar as my patron, saviour and liege to be honest family
I can honestly say that as much as I listen to music, over mod games, masturbate, and do other art stuff; I still have to channel Tzeench more to get my business going. There's so much networking to be doing, it's retarded.
Well currently I am playing a pact of the tome warlock while in an "Out of the Abyss" campaign. He is devout in his worship of the great Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young. Her Dark Young crawl in the shadows and devour those who wander in the wood.
I'm all about pleasure, and I have a very strong obsession with my job (painting) because it brings me happiness and it's something I can strive for perfection in. Aside from my job, my hobby is lifting. I enjoy it because the pain and fatigue keeps me focused on said job, as well as the meditation factor associated with it. Generally my personality is, "Be nice and reserved, unless there's an opportunity to steal a good laugh. It's all free game at that point and that person will -maybe- forgive me later."
tfw the only friends I still have are ones that think I'm inspirational for striving to be the best at what I do and the ones that think I'm hilarious to be around.
Just about the only things I do that your typical worshiper in the setting would d is have crazy bondage orgy's, torture people daily, and wear fantastic clothes, (Mainly because my job allows me to make money without having to wear pants.)
League of Legends character, Slav Dr. Doom meets Dr. Robotnik, wants to roboticize and evolve all of the things. Has a robot arm that shoots death rays
I worship mankind.
An individually powerful, collectively unstoppable being of indomitable will, unbreakable resolve and infinite creativity. Capable of thriving on a world which in all it's efforts to beat us down has only made us stronger.
A parasite which will feed on what is available, take by force or guile that which is not, all in pursuit of a destiny it cannot fathom, in the name of children it has yet to sire.
Though I may not live to see it, I know that we will move planets, extinguish stars, and strip mine solar systems, all in the interest of building new habitat for future generations.
Unfortunately, I am well aware that when I direct my prayers at humanity, they fall on deaf ears. So I pray to the Emperor instead
In my heart of hearts, I hope to worship Khorne. You must get in there and finish things. You must chase your objectives in life down and end them, dispatch them to where they’re going, and that means ripping and tearing and cutting them to the bone. Feel the savage joy of the strife that is living, carving away the unnecessary and the ugly. So that only the worthy survive.
The tragedy is that I likely worship Nurgle. The oldest god, a bloated and scabrous thing which claims victory not through strategy, nor strength, but simple rot and neglect. Nurgle is all the dreams left unfinished. The great stories of life shelved because they got difficult. The endless bandaged forest of mummified corpses left waiting for inspiration which will never come.
Khorne, so when I murder all the obnoxious cunts around me he will be pleased.
Alternatively, Slaanesh so I'll finally be driven over the edge enough to rape their dogs, then rape them, then kill them, then rape them again.
None are immune to Papa Nurgle's touch. He loves life in all of its repugnant forms.
Pharasma, she's my cleric's deity and I like the whole "death is entirely neutral" idea.
>all these meme answers of Nurgle and Slaanesh
>le /d/ and neckbeards fuel chaos may may
I would worship the Emperor of course.
But with my personality, I think it's really likely I'd just fall to Khorne one day.
Malal. FUCK CHAOS. HE WILL BECOME CANON AGAIN! HE WILL!
We are all slaves to the endless cycle of change, entropy and rebirth. Why give into despair or nihilistic hedonism when you can cry out against the darkness? Contentment be damned, there is always a limit to break, always a way for tomorrow to be better.
I have literally based the majority of my philosophies on life and meaning on the Cult Mechanicus.
I've spent an inordinate amount of time over the last year studying and re-interpreting any and all lore related to the Adeptus Mechanicus/Mechanicum.
I've prayed to multiple machines over the last month and have become unable to see any social interaction as anything but an opportunity to experiment on people.
Faith in The Great Quest for Knowledge in the name of the God of all Machines is the only thing that I feel is a worthwhile cause to follow.
pic related is my current wallpaper.
I've gone to far, haven't I?
I want to worship Tzeentch, but I'm really more of a Nurgle worshiper.
I just have so much despair.
I forgot how bad that show's special effects were.
It looks like they just repainted some Halloween ornament.
I have not one but two, more anatomically accurate skulls in my house.
He was never officially retconned and Malice (who is 100% owned by GW and is 100% canon) is literally him under another name. All lovecraftian gods have multiple names.
Malal or some say Malice.
I'd argue it's the opposite - Tzeentch inspires hope because he gives you the power to make your own destiny and succeed on your own terms to the best of your ability. You may be a pawn, but you are a pawn with an illusion of freedom. Most of the Thousand Sons sorcerers have their own goals, or hunt down lore to give themselves more power for other reasons.
Nurgle makes you feel as if you are simply part of a larger whole, and there is no way that you can change how things are. You despair because you've fallen from some grace, and Nurgle takes the pain away from that wound to some degree in making you his servant, comforting you by making your own pain feel insignificant as part of the larger scale. Servants of Nurgle really only want to spread Nurgle's gifts, and don't have any drive of their own.
Ave Deus Machina
I'l post the older versions for anyone interested
Probably Khorne. I'm seriously too much into honor and all about brutal efficiency in all things. I always push myself to do everything I set myself too and get super obsessive over it. Eventually murder comes next I guess. Other than that Tzeentch, since I can be super subversive if I have to and I'm always trying to work my way to the top, playing the games of the workplace and such. Plus warp magic is cool and so is the constant desire for knowledge.
I am an IT student so this is pretty obvious.
Praise the Omnissiah!
We all have our vices and we all live for that little high we get from that something in our lives. We are slaves to our pleasures and that's all there is.
Without pain as well there isn't a contrast for the other emotions/stimuli
I worship Nurgle. For these reasons:
- All people are afraid of disease, rot and death, yet they are inevitable. Instead of wasting life-time avoiding it, I embrace it, granting me strength.
- Grandfather is kind and generous god to his followers. I can hail to that.
- chasing beauty, riches, knowledge and escaping destiny are always made futile by inevitable demise. Beauty will always fade, people grow sick and old. Riches and gold are in the end, meaningless. Knowledge is rendered useless, when you grow mad seeking it. Everybody is destined to die, everything is going to rot away, fading away. Only embracing that will give you peace, make you free.
- Body is just a vessel, to carry your spirit trough this plane of existence. Why let sickness and injury destroy it, while you can become indestructable when sickenss refreshes you and injuries are meaningless. Body is just for spreading decay in the name of Grandfather.
Likely Tzeentch. Science and knowing all I can know really appeals to me, though I admit to falling prey to distractions of the mind. Less fleshy things like food and sex, more books and video games
I'll go with Slaanesh. Mostly because I'm in love with that feeling when you're on the edge between sleep and waking and you dream a lot of livid scenarios that you have more control over. I just refurbished my whole bedroom and its amazing. Every morning I feel incredible but can barely get myself out of bed. It would be nice to have some daemonettes around to be my cuddle sluts.
Nurgle is more about small cycles: death/life/death, for instance, or the water cycle - you're never going to get something different, it's all been done before. Tzeentch is about actual change: alchemy, chaos theory, that sort of stuff - your final product has almost nothing to do with your initial input, but you're almost certain to never get the same result ever again.
Therefore, renewal falls firmly within Nurgle's portfolio - it's a return to initial conditions, and nothing has actually changed permanently.
I've been going to the gym several times a week and been on a diet since New Years, I've lost 13 kilos so far soooo.... Tzeentch? All according to keikaku.
Tzeentch without a single doubt. Except for lies and the fact that he's a demon and anything related to that, I feel a great affinity with him. I'm a radical skeptic, I think that everything is pure chaos in the greek sense, that everything is absolutely possible, that everything is absolutely complex beyond understanding, and I deeply love creating like an architect.
Neither fine with my life nor want to change it completely.
Chasing life's pleasure(at least trying... ;_;) without leaving important things
Not trying to be top nor bottom.
Welp. Getting stronk is over since late 2015.
So what am I? Chaos undivided? Or a lost cause?
>one guy answered humanity
THE EMPEROR YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITS
The guy you answered too is wrong. Sure, these aspects of the chaos gods exist, but the chaos gods are not limited to these aspects. Some others of their aspects could seem attractive to you.
humans are like rats compared to a well oiled machine
enjoy your common cold, friendo :^)
Wait. So, my Grievance Studies and Community Activism credits might not collectively pay-off my crippling student loan debt? NOW you tell me.
I handled more ethics and general compliance. You'd think it was a joke (I did at first) but municipalities like my former city paid just under a million dollars of tax payer money to a private contractor to facilitate diversity training. If you don't think the SJW gravy train exists check out sites such as http://www.diversityinc.com/ and http://www.globalbridgebuilders.com/.
I enjoy 40k for its portrayal of bureaucracy as much if not more than the actual gaming and painting. Like looking into a not so distant mirror.