>>45236887 Well, me being the history nerd that I am, Magnus would probabaly be pretty psyched about all that ancient Terran lore. Maybe he can teach me warp stuff? The real problem would probably be to get him to pay his share of the rent, can't see him holding down a job.
>>45237365 >Maybe with a whole lot of comfort food and someone being there to listen, he'll be chill enough to teach me to fight. Or maybe he'll just tear me in half like wet newspaper. All of that is going to happen, maybe at the same time.
Well, this is... less than ideal. I can only hope I'm so insignificant I escape his notice. 99% chance I'm dead though. I mean, Khârn only managed to avoid being murdered after first meeting his Primarch by surviving several minutes of Angron beating the shit out of him and then convincing him he was a kindred spirit. I can do neither of those things. Even assuming he doesn't want to kill me, all it takes is one spastic punch when the Butcher's Nails surge and I'm a mess of broken bones clinging to the wall.
1.) The Lion: Very protective and absolutely loyal to you. Has a tendency to toy around with other guys that try to fight him, usually ends them with a single punch though. Sleeps an awful lot.
2.) You have never seen him around. If nobody had told you that he moved in, you wouldn't even know he exists.
3.) Fulgrim: Very artsy guy, always high on something, always some music playing in his room. For some reason he is extremely hot. Might be gay You'd probably be gay for him too, if he asked you
4.) Perturabo: Everytime you enter his room, you have to go around mazes filled with stuff lying around that really hurts. Think of Lego bricks, everywhere. Also a real neckbeard, big into wargaming.
5.) Jaghatai Khan: Biker guy, always on the road, barely even here. But a nice guy if you get to know him, and far more intelligent than he would seem.
6.) Leman Russ: Absolute Bro. Always brings girls, booze and food home. Can get a bit hotheaded after some drinks though. And has a weird fascination for wolves.
7.) Rogal Dorn: Moved in, first thing he did was installing an alarm system and security cams. Very confident guy.
8.) Konrad Curze: Always in his room, the whole day playing his emo music. Only leaves his room at night, insists that you call him "The Night Haunter". Creepy.
9.) Sanguinius: Best friend you can imagine. You wonder how he keeps his hair in such perfect condition, even though he's constantly training, gets in fights with the biggest assholes in town and still finds time to study and work.
10.) Ferrus Manus: That guy is ripped! Never seen without his gloves, and big into blacksmith stuff. Not much else to talk about him.
12.) Angron: Holy anger management Batman! You can't take this guy anywhere, as he randomly starts fights with everyone who looks at him the wrong way. But you also feel bad for him, as he seems to be really lonely. 13.) Roboute Guiliman: Always making big plans for the weekend, but they never work out the way he wants. Still makes the best out of it, and it usually works out. Seems to be from a rich family, as he always has more stuff than you, more friends than you and more money than you.
14.) Mortarion: He started off as a nice guy, but always a bit smelly. Nowadays, you don‘t dare to enter his room anymore, every time you walk by you almost puke, and you‘re sure that mold probably shouldn‘t grow on doors. Mmight also be /pol/ and maybe /k/ incarnate, as he always talks about „military superiority“ and „purity of race“ and „killing the xenos“.
15.) Magnus: Your stereotypical nerd. Easily sunburned if he ever leaves the house. Sometimes very depressed, you sometimes hear him cry over his lost friends.
16.) Horus: If you thought Sanguinius was great, wait until you meet him! Very charismatic and caring, great wingman and encouraging. Inspires you to become better at anything you try, and he‘s always there to help you out. Although, in the last few weeks you heard rumours about him trying to set your house on fire and trying to murder his dad.
17.) Lorgar: He doesn‘t just go every sunday to the church, he is praying before any event, no matter what. He makes himself a breakfast? Prayer. Trying to tie his shoes? Prayer. Open the fridge? Prayer. Told you that he had an argument with his father, concerning religion.
>>45239933 18.) Vulkan: By the Emperor, what a guy! Makes awesome things for you, his metalworks are among the finest you have ever seen. Strong as fuck and a total bro. But has a weird fascination for fire...
19.) Corvus Corax: You barely ever see him, or at least not if he doesn‘t want you to. Seems to work on some kind of jetpack, but you‘re not sure if that will work out. Big into ornothology and flying in general. Seems to have a dark past though (or really likes Prog Metal) as he always whispers „Nevermore“.
>>45236887 Perturabo. Things seem fine at first, he's a bit of a nerd and he's great at redecorating. Part of our chores arrangement is that he takes out the trash, and I do the dishes. Makes sense, he's stronger than me so it's easier for him to hoist all our garbage around, and I take great pride in making sure our dinnerware looks nice. He slowly becomes withdrawn and unpleasant, then flips shit when we have some friends over for dinner and they mention how nice our dinnerware looks, while neglecting to mention the excellent job he's done decorating the place. Six months later he trashes the place and murders me while screaming about how he was forced to do the dirty work of taking out the garbage while I got to bask in the Emperor's affection by doing the dishes.
>>45241412 >010001000110100101100100001000000111010001101000011001010111100100100000011011010110111101110110011001010010000001010100011011110110000101110011011101000110010101110010001000000101001101100101011110000010000001000100011000010111100100100000011101000110111100100000011101000110111100100000010101000110111101100100011000010111100100111111 >Did they move Toaster Sex Day to to Today?
He has set his bedding on fire five times last year, and twice this year already. I used to have carpted floors... No longer. Still, aside from his work constantly sparking enough to set things in close proximitproximity on fire he's a really nice guy, and helps repair anything he breaks. Hell, I haven't had to buy any new appliances, call the plumber or electrician since he moved in. Just grabs it, takes it to his workshop area and an hour later it works better than it did before. Still not sure how he managed to add an "instant cook" button on the oven or how it works.
I swear I thought he killed himself one time when he shocked himself messing around with a battery made up of car batteries. But just as I was calling for an ambulance the dude gets up and tells me he's fine. And I swear he wasn't breathing or had a heartbeat a minute earlier, but he really didn't need it as it turned out. So yeah. A bit lax with safety standards but a great a handyman and a fantastic bro.
>>45236887 The Lion eh? He probably notices my collection of figures painted in his legions colors, briefly smirks at me and then we never talk again. We develop a deep bond Despite the fact that we've never talked all that much and I feel this sense of loyalty from him. Then after he had a fight with his mentor he just starts sleeping a fuckton
>>45250403 >just got a place of my own to get away from that shit So wait, you were plagued by whispers from the Warp, daemonic incursions and forbidden knowledge tearing through your psyche BEFORE you moved and Magnus moved in?
>ywn live with Perturabo, and have a classic sitcom scenario where he paints a line down the middle of the apartment after a fight, but lines his side of the apartment with auto-turrets, razor wire, and landmines, all because you accidentally knocked over his lego castle while drunk.
>>45254075 He is loyal to those he considers to be his brothers. For instance, once he realizes that Khârn is from a similar brotherhood of warriors, he carries him back to the other World Eaters to be healed. And if he's not actively being pissed off by something he can keep his aggression under control. He has severe anger management issues, but he isn't mindless.
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