Rolled 6 (1d10)
My fellow fa/tg/uys!
It is time that we came together, and made the perfect sword!
I shall roll a number, all posts ending in that number are true facts about the sword.
Read. Set. Go!
The sword is a completely normal sword made from common steel
The sword is normally a katana, but as you use it with more ridiculous moves, it becomes more absurdly intricate. It is most powerful in its Pizza Cutter form.
I'm surprised, because I could live with this so far. I thought it would be a lot worse.
The sword causes blood to burst from wherever it strikes and enemy, but the blood is drawn from another plane, and the enemy can often survive, and fight on stronger than previously.
When you unsheathe the sword, a lucha mask instantly appears on your head.
A cape too, but only if you want it.
The sword is sentient (Neutral Good, Int 12, Wis 15, Cha 14). It can communicate with its wielder telepathically and knows the common tongue otherwise. Its voice is kind and feminine, kind and compassionate to those in need, but fierce and destructive to its enemies.
Come on RNG, let this become waifublade.
Ya know something, anon
I like elves.
I play as an elf.
But I'm still having fun.
>only cuts if you shout out anime-esque moves when you strike with it. Otherwise it bounces off harmlessly.
>The more inane the thing you shout the more effective it is
>If you give a heartfelt speech about the power of friendship, or about how DARK your soul is, your next swing will always strike true.
>The sword causes blood to burst from wherever it strikes and enemy, but the blood is drawn from another plane, and the enemy can often survive, and fight on stronger than previously.
>hates Elven Wizards.
>The sword compels its wielder to seek out and destroy all things elven.
>For every ten elves you slay with the sword you are granted one wish, but it has to in some way involve killing elves.
>All of the powers only work if the wielder has a full blown erection
So it makes you shout anime garbage while spraying blood everywhere and literally having a hateboner for elves. That's surprisingly /tg/
If used as a dildo, the sword can bring mind breaking physical pleasure to any member of either sex it is used upon, even deities. The effect is magnified by ten if inserted via the urethra.
The sword's previous owner was an (insert archetypical being of the opposite alignment from whoever finds it. i.e. an Angel/Devil/Demon/etc.
if you don't do alignments, just apply whichever would work best if you did).
Said guy wants it back. Bad, and will send minion creatures to go look for it within +-2 CR of party level.
The more of these minions you fuck up, the stronger the sword gets (at a DM dictated pace) until it unlocks its full potential when said previous owner comes knocking down villages to claim it back at near end-game.
The Sword has 37 levels of Bard and max ranks in "Perform: Interpretive Dance", and always rolls max.The Sword has a +100 unspecified bonus on "Perform: Interpretive Dance" checks. The Sword can also levitate and move on it's own in order to be able to do so.
To wield the sword you must be able to beat it at it's own game by rolling higher than it on a "Perform: Interpretive Dance" check. Otherwise it Interpretively Dances and conveys a message of mockery towards you.
When the sword is found, it has a note with it, the note reads all the possible things the sword can do (anything that rolled a 6 in this thread)
The user must pick 3 things off this list, and can change the swords 'powers' at any time.
Every elf in a 100 mile radius of the Sword will hear an ominous low hum.
Their parents told them legends of this terrible sword. They thought it was only a myth.
But it isn't.
It is coming.
And they are doomed.
The sword contains the spirit of THAT GUY. It whispers endlessly to you IN YOUR MIND of his perfect magical realm. If you are THAT GUY, the sword spirit becomes your most hated tripfag. Rumor has it this compels the user to to resist the urge to kill themselves.
The sword is actually made out of an Elven Prince.
A wizard, once cast a Flesh to Metal spell
caster level 420on an Elven Prince, and then using his magic as a blowtorch, carefully carved the sword out of the prince's chest, turning the rest of the metal into bed pans that he enchanted to instantly transport anything inside them, to the home of said elven prince, handing these out for free, like a good Samaritan. The elven prince, is still concious and aware of everything that happens to any part of him.
After wielding the sword for too long, your mind gets sucked into the sword. You must pass on the sword to another person, and when you do, you take over their body, and their soul gets sucked into the sword.