>>45071469 Actually, the two females in the party get along fantastically. They have the best (non-sexual) chemistry in the party. This mostly benefits from the fact that one likes to smash and the other likes to plan.
OP this is because of a fundamental issue with females. They do not partake in RPGs for the same reason you do. They are not there to enjoy getting lost in mystical worlds of imagination. They are there to inflate their egos. This is why all women do things, and it applies to D&D as well.
The sooner you understand this, the happier you will be. I am guessing you are very young and don't have much experience with women, but I guarantee you that in my fifteen years of RPG experience, every single fucking time a woman showed up to the game, it went down hill from there. More made it worse.
In fact I have a formula for the time of decay of an RPG group based on the number of women in it.
The time is 1 - (1 / (n^2) ^ -1) where N is the number of females in the group. Basically, the more females you have in the group, the faster it degrades, in some cases destroying the game before it even begins.
Let me tell you a story about that last case in action. Gimme five, it'll take a while to type it out.
>>45071938 >>45071922 Basically she curled up to a guy and when he stopped validating her (or learnt that she was lying about her profile pic) she would pester the DM to remove them by revealing personal things about them. She did it to two people and was about to drop a third person until someone called her out.
>>45071911 I'm afraid you're right. I'm awaiting your greentext with anticipation.
>>45071969 Ever considered it might be someone's honest experience and that not everyone who disagrees with you is a troll or an autist? In most group-based activities, introducing women in a formerly all-male group is more often than not a bad thing.
Aside from your stark lack of units, let's look at your formula. 1/(n^2)^-1 = 1 / (1/n^2) = n^2 Ergo, your formula of 1 - (1 / (n^2) ^ -1) = 1 - n^2 This would indicate that time to degradation is 0 with one female and negative with 2 or more. This effectively proves that your parties were all degraded before you applied the ladies.
Take off your fuckin' trilby, shave your neckbeard, get a goddamn job, and stop being so misogynistic.
The only thing that lets me rest easy at night is knowing that you and >>45072137 won't be throwing your DNA into the gene pool.
That being said, I miss having girls in my RPG group. They were interested plots and investigations. They smelled nice and made an effort to look nice. All the dudes, save for the most secure one in the group, would either sit around on their phones and "wait for something to happen" or just go full murderhobo.
>>45072778 >go straight for the jugular >jugular More like the toenail. This is what we always see in women and manginas: if they want to make a point against "misogynists", their trump card is to deny them access to the vagina, whether literally or rhetorically. The irony is that this proves that women and manginas subconciously believe women are worth nothing more than their vaginas, a belief they'l never vocally express because they're inherrently hypocrites.
>>45072886 If you ever socialized in your entire fucking life, even as early as elementary school, you'd realize that men and women fight very differently. When two guys have a fight, they can hit eachother until one of them bleeds but the next day they've calmed down. If two women have a fight, they may never raise their fists against eachother but it will last for days, weeks, months or forever.
So yes, it really is "casual assholery" in many cases. Or are you going to pretend men and women are literally the same and don't have different brain structures?
> new pathfinder game > friend has new gf, a goth chick > wants to play half-vampire > I say no > she starts complaining > otehr female in group tells her to stop > they get into hissy fit > pointed silence > they end up backstabbing each others' characters for no reason > apparently the goth girl put period blood in a cake for first female player's birthday, that two other guys ended up eating instead
>>45072914 >The irony is that this proves that women and manginas subconciously believe women are worth nothing more than their vaginas
More like its an easy target on nolifers. The level of insecurity that >>45071911 has is likely due to the fear of rejection by females. This fear transforms them from "half the population+ vags" to some mystic force of chaos coming to destroy eveything that he enjoys and make him clean his room. Lastly if you dont think that reproduction is the apex of our miserable existance I have bad news for you.
>>45071957 >1) where N is the number of females in the group. Basically, the more females you have in the group, the faster it degrades, in some cases destroying the game before it even begins. >Let me tell you a story about that last case in action. Gimme five, it'll take a while to type it out.
>>45073233 >it was meant to prove a point, nice sperg out Son, you got told, no two ways about it. Best you can do for yourself and whatever point you're trying to make is fade out of this thread. Your fucking story is embarrassingly obvious bait, too.
>>45071469 Hoping not to see this when another player's girlfriend takes a seat at the table. I'm actually kind of nervous, because I've heard the horror stories about games being torn up by SOs. Thankfully, I don't have one, which makes me immune to DM's Girlfriend Syndrome.
>>45073233 >Telling someone they can't be half-vampire in Pathfinder >Playing Pathfinder >using a shitty formula in attempts to "prove a point" >obviously can't do math
Do the living a favor and when you decide to shoot up a mall or something because you're such a loser... kill someone who's actually worth killing, like a corrupt politician or the guys who bribe them.
>>45072137 >introducing women in a formerly all-male group The last woman I had in a game group i gm'd for quit after the second session. When I asked why, she said it was because the guys just sat around scowling at each other in a sad attempt at gravitas rather than playing the damn game.
>>45071469 just teach your group to not give a fuck, really, girls have a tendency to fight much more than guys and in a different way, when to guys dont like eachother they dont interact, when do gals dont like each other they try to make the other ones time hell. There is one way to do this, not giving a fuck, if they see that the guys wont be dragged into their bullshit they will either a. stop the drama or b. one will stay and one will go Proven method
>>45073688 On top of that, if you assume that the redundancy there was in error, so just take out the exponent, that means that as you approach 0 girls you approach -infinite time, and as you approach infinite girls, you approach 1 (unstated time variable) By this I can deduce that >>45071969 yes, it is definitely pointed satire.
>ITT Man, if you take anecdotal evidence and hearsay as fact, based on this thread men don't join RPGs to play either, just to point out how much better they are than women or how the men that join to point out how much better they are than women are wrong.
>>45073782 Why did you even put up the formula if you knew it didn't actually work? Do you not know how to frame an argument? You don't just go and write an essay, throw in some incorrect facts and then pop in during the conclusion to point out that they are wrong but you needed to pad the whole thing to meet the word requirements. You're going to need to do better if you get into college!
Also, >my actual point is objectively true. It's not though.
He was actually an alright b8er. I'd say a 6/10. He got people butthurt on multiple fronts: liberals and common sensers on misogyny, mathfags on his shitty formula, pretentious types with their pseudo-psychology. He spun that out across several posts that all got lots of replies.
None of his material was dazzling or novel, but for fighting on multiple fronts with a large volume of b8 and maintaining the front for a fair amount of time, I gotta give him a positive score.
Personally i think less women can play RPGs properly compared to men. It's not a matter of intelligence or anything but motivation. Most of the women who play RPGs are not there for the roleplaying, they are there because their partners are there or they are doing it to get attention.
Roleplaying has so many stereotypes associated with it that most women won't touch with it a ten foot pole because it's death in their social circles, unless they pull the "well my BF spends every friday night there so I decided to go see what it was like" card.
You know how in high school you had those jocks that would pick on anyone they thought was a nerd? Most women judge each other really heavily and the bitchiness can get out of hand.
Of course there are exceptions, but most of the women i've met will smile and wait till you are out of earshot to tell everyone about how you are so hard up for dicks that you had to go join a roleplaying group with sex starved nerds. Some won't bother waiting and will insult you to your face with a smile.
I'm pretty sure its a genetic thing about trying to look good infront of potential mates, etc, but its stil lreally dumb and a huge PITA, like when some guy feels like he needs to impress you by picking a fight at the bar or whatever.
Actually, my favorite game group had two women in it. Probably helped that we were all friends and the guys weren't trying to bang the girls, but there ya go. Turns out not all people of any one descriptor are actually the same.
My play group consists of me (dude), three guys, and two girls. We have never experienced female-specific conflict in the group except for one session that was skipped because one of the girls got stuck dress shopping for a relative's wedding. If anything, I like having a (reasonable amount of) female presence. It lessens the otherwise wanton dick and fart jokes, which helps keep things on track and mostly serious. Maybe the problem with you guys isn't that you have females in your group, it's that you have fucking crazy people in your group.
In my campaign ive had 4-5 girls join in for varying lengths of time with no issues.
The issues arise when when one of the girls *isnt* playing and also doesnt want their boyfriend playing (because in a healthy relationship you must never be apart, not even for 4 hours on a saturday night).
>mfw one girl I was dating got wasted while me and my bros was D&Ding and proceeded to flip her shit until all my friends were scared off so we could 'be alone together'
I dunno, just kinda wrote it out and thought it was funny even though I couldn't get it to quite work how I wanted. I wasn't presenting a report for the fucking US Senate, don't flatter yourself /tg/ you're not worth putting in real effort for.
>>45071911 Getting lost in mystical worlds of imagination is gay shit for autistic roleplayers that can't handle having their narrative foiled or their story importance usurped by incompetent char builds, bad dice rolls, or player plans that fuck the railroad.
I play games to kick monster ass. Good builds, Good rolls, Good loot, Good game. Narrative-driven immersion story roleplaying faggots can fuck off.
Also your expression is bullshit. It returns negative times for n>1
You guys are fucking hilarious. I've never had a single problem with any women in my RPG groups other than the usual flaking that everyone does. I love how so many of you make terrible generalizations about people because you somehow cannot find drama-free people in your life.
I have not dated any girl that I played games with, nor have I accepted any sort of sexual favors. I've never had issues with sexual tension at my table, because if people are a problem, I tell them to cut that shit out, or fucking make out already. It doesn't even happen that much, and if then, it's usually the guys making a bigger issue out of it.
Like, who the hell are you playing with where this is a problem. If all the women you've ever gamed with are terrible, maybe you should think about the kind of game you run. You know, if it smells like shit everywhere you go, maybe you should check your shoe.
>>45084412 Man, I don't have a problem with you guys and your dysfunctional interactions with women. It's really goddamn funny. You're losing so many opportunities for new players, new experiences, and expanding the hobby because you're afraid of cooties or drama and shit. Guess what, some people make drama. Find the ones that don't and play with them.
I don't see where I need the emotional support. I'm having a great time. This is me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_aEjIfcoUk
>>45072289 Don't blame this on Aspergers, we would have gotten the maths right. >>45075682 I believe it's about 40%, tg seems to bring it out of even the normys. Autistics who have learned to cope with people are pretty much immune like anyone else who's had a vaccine against something is. I'm assuming we all know how vaccines work.
Have posted this particular person in many marysue/that girl/thatgroup threads: The female in my (former) party was so adamant about not having other females at the table she made her boyfriend (the GM) change the date of game time at our flgs because a pretty, young girl would play mtg close to our table.
She also actively chased out 3 perspective members because >one was "stupid. didnt like her character idea. was just going to be OP". It was a dragon cursed to be human, last unicorn style. Was a fighter.
>One "made her uncomfortable. Bards dont always have to be so chatty!". It was a female playing a male bard. All she did was flirt with a bar wench, no magical realm.
>Last one was just straight lied to. She made the GM tell her the wrong day to show up, after 2 weeks he ended up canceling game after 4 years of build up.
To be fair it went to fucking shit the moment she showed up, but after 4 years on one campaign and she fucks it up in a matter on months, im pissed. We never got to see the end.
GM, who used to be a decent guy, now has another campaign we werent invited too. The only girl allowed at that table is homely as fuck and a lesbian. His cunty GF just didnt want competition, even though they are both in their upper 40's. She has literally been brought to tears when I showed the GM a d&d article on teiflings and it had cleavage.
>>45085656 >You're losing so many opportunities for new players, new experiences
That's exactly like saying you are losing out on opportunities by not being born a Jew in Warsaw in 1939. Shut the fuck up. Female players rarely contribute anything and I am hoping to do a study at some point on shitty female RPG players so we have scientific proof to oust them from our hobby once and for all.
I GM an all-female group including myself We never had any major issues that I can remember, aside form one girl who is overly sensitive to anything happening to her character and so becomes very passive-aggressive towards the pc who caused it or the NPC
>>45092977 And yet the artistic community of that time loved Dali for some unexplainable reason... the fact that he was cuckold and his wife loose slut willing to put out for them doesn't count, that happened after he became famous.
>>45091776 I don't understand your analogy at all. I don't get how playing games with women is the same as being a Jew in Poland. I also don't understand how somehow all of women can be awful. Judging from all the That Guy threads I've seen, and That Guys I've played with, men are equally as awful. There's plenty of shitty males too. Do you have trouble talking to women?
Now, significant others, I understand. I told a girl coming to my next game to not bring her boyfriend, I don't want to deal with that shit.
>3 girls, 7 males in group (will likely drop lower as its a new campaign) >we're all a tight knit group of friends who don't act like vindictive cunts ever >the most friction generated in the group is when that guy does stupid shit occasionally
You guys need to find better female friends. Ones who are total bros
>>45071469 >two players of any genders in the group don't like each other very much FTFY The moment there is any smell of shittery to each other between them, they get a stern talking to. If they escalate, somebody's gotta go.
>>45071911 >They are there to inflate their egos. This is why all women do things, and it applies to D&D as well. While this post, and this line in particular, is obviously hyperbolic generalizing and therefore untrue, there was an element of truth to it. It sat in the back of my mind all day as I chewed it around, trying to work out the truth. It had to do with the idea of most women inflating their egos, which was wrong. That approach is needlessly judgmental doesn’t seek to understand why women might do that. And worse, that is not what they are doing, however it may seem. The heart of the truth, as I see it, is this:
A woman is a living war against insecurities.
I offer this neither as an excuse of any actions they take nor as an attempt to illicit sympathy. It is simply my observations served in a nutshell. May accepting and understanding this forever help you when dealing with the creature that is woman.
>>45106515 But aren't all humans, male female or something in between, a living war of insecurities by default?
I would argue that the real difference maker is how women relate to their peers, how they behave around other women. With men there is no ambiguity, if you hate a fucker's guts that fucker know and you know, if you love a fucker like your brother he knows and you know; women however always treat each other the same.
These mindgames and facades must be exhausting to deal with.
>>45071469 Real life problems? We had two girls who disliked each other, one of them was dating the GM, the other attached at the hip to his best bro, who in turn was a notorious inter-party murderer who killed the GM's girlfriend once and my PC 3 times (each time as "a joke" that the GM took seriously.)
>>45107077 >But aren't all humans, male female or something in between, a living war of insecurities by default? I wouldn't characterize most the men I've known as that, but I've discovered that underneath their exterior, most, if not all, of the women I've known were wrestling with various insecurities nearly constantly.
It has been my experience that women operate on another level where insecurities are concerned. Those mindgames and facades are layers of different insecurities working with and against each other and the woman.
The analogy I would make is that men have insecurities just like women do and women are interested in sex and masturbation just like men are. It is technically true, but men and women are not quite on the same level.
>>45107077 Women suffer a different set of insecurities than men do.
If you (as a guy) are around another guy with whom you're on friendly terms, in a social scenario, how many and what kind of insecurities will rise to the surface? Not that many, right?
Well, members of the female gender literally CANNOT stop judging each other. If two women meet even in a friendly scenario, they immediately size each other up and start being alert and somewhat defensive. I've talked to women about this; had an especially fascinating conversation with my female cousin about this subject.
Friendship between women is far from impossible, though. The secret between female friends, as these women have told me, is not letting that genetically programmed habit of quick and harsh judgement actually MATTER in anything. And of course being there for one another during times of emotional distress.
>>45111796 >I'm the resident faggot and gamebreaker/optimiser in my group so suck my mathematically competent dick, nerd. I read this, referred to the previous post, and determined that you must be a homosexual because a woman has no dick to suck and freeform roleplayers are less likely to be competent in math. Then I realized that you self identified as a faggot and that it never occurred to me that you being a faggot meant you were gay. Just an observation about myself and all the faggots I've encountered on /tg/.
Enjoy engaging in your several varieties of faggotry.
Women are psychologically bizarre. The average woman finds other women attractive as well as becoming randomly antagonized by the way they dress, the tits on inanimate objects, etc. I have to often remind my wife that xyz anime character's tits are smaller proportionately than hers.
>>45113274 She doesn't go ZOMG SHITLORD, but she does have a mystifying knee jerk response. Same with my mom, and the latter is a hard core feminist, she still feels the need to have sudden, sharp outbursts about women being dressed or acting slutty or whatever in a way.
>>45113312 hon = nasty non passing trans, virtually all trans drama is caused by them being needlessly antagonistic to cispeople, whenever there's something about a trans bitching about inclusivity in women's changing rooms etc. its a hon
>>45114786 Well for example all of the girls I knew at college instantly had a group of new best friends at university, and I have only made like one new friend total. I guess on the inside it's a different story.
Joking aside i'm oddly reminded of a TV show I watched many years ago about a youth offender's prison. When the guyards were interviewed about which they thought was worse, boys or girls they all answered girls.
The boys just tends to straight up start fist fights and that was easy to deal with but the girls were vicious. They would exclude their victim and relentlessly attack them emotionally (and often physically) at every turn - suicide was a serious issue for these girls often under 20.
My girlfriend's been a regular at the gaming table for the 5 years we've been dating, plus the year before we were dating when I first assembled the group in college. It helps that she doesn't really cause drama out of game either, though she refuses to have our characters in game be a couple out of fear of being seen as stereotypical.
>>45114627 Quality over quantity? Maybe that's what you gotta do when making friends is so hard? I know me and my best friend seem tighter than anyone else I know and we pretty much just had each other for years.
>running a DH game >two girls in the group >one is new to RPGs but she gets in to character >other girl is "special snowflake" girl gets pissy at new girl joining >snowflake always fucks up role play, flirts with every npc in the most cringe inducing way > tries to seduce traitor guard unit and it goes as well as you would expect >left riddled with lasgun shots and burnt to a husk >new girl says: "ya done fucked up" >snowflake gets huffy and stays quiet for the rest if the game
Pretty fun session
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