You will never defeat a Dark Eldar in battle take her and make her your bitch. Braking her will so she will rejoice when she accepts the human D.
Good. I'd prefer to break a regular Eldar, especially if it's this piece of pure beauty right here.
Dark Eldar get to do the breaking.
Never thought of this before but does anywhere in canon say what eldar sex organs look / how procreation happens?
Because if not are we not just presuming that anything human has human holes?
>it is just a pretty human with pointy ears.
God damn most Eldar fan-art is shit.
>you will never break her corruption with withdrawal
>you will never give her soul stones as a gift to stave off slaanesh
>you will never have "greatful" kinky sex
>you will never make a pure waifu of her
By the Emperor...
The Heresy is profound here.
>tfw no Eldar waifu
Indeed. Pure, chaste Eldar are far more fun to enslave.
Dark Eldar are tools to be employed for a price, and definitely to be kept on an exceptionally short leash or very, very long leash.
Try looking up Mer fanart. It's gotten worse since ES:O's been out.
Why not compromise by having uncountable amounts of racism-fueled ball-busting hatesex sessions with neither of you coming out the victor, thus ensuring a future session.
I have done this. DE PoW. Pretorian gentlemen don't execute defenseless women, even xenos. Turned her into a maid most pure to make my tea.
Sure he ended up with new scars but by the end, she was praising the god emperor and praying her husband was right. That the heathen space elves could accept the god emperor as their divine master.
Nearly death by snu snu when we stole the soulstone for her. Especially since she thought it was an execution.
There's some good stuff out there.
I would fuck so many Mer if I lived in Tamriel.
>An Altmer female with ridges.
Good find. Altmer art is so damn scarce in my experience.
But yes, I'd fuck so many mer too.
>a worshiper of Slaanesh being broken by your human cock
Slaaneshites do more a hundred unspeakably perverted things to their vags before breakfast each morning, what could you possibly blow her mind with?
Dark Eldar don't worship the thirsty bitch, actual chaos worshiping eldar are supposed to be incredibly rare, and mostly confined to within the eye of terror. Not that op would likely be able to do anything to even entertain one, but there is a difference.
Bro c'mon. The rest is accurate.
Though, if you really want to mindbreak a citizen of the Dark City I'm sure the Mechanicus has the means to such an end.
Human supremacy is in our ability innovate anon. Why use fists when I can use any number of inventive and extremely sharp, radioactive, and/or spinning implements I have stored inside my home body.
They still innovate on a small scale, they just can't make the same kinds of leaps and bounds they used to. Like, they can make minor improvements to the Lemen Russ chassis, but they couldn't make an entire new tank. Though, that has occasionally happened.
The invasive kind.
Plenty of techpriests, especially the older and less human ones, have serious mental problems from extreme lack of natural sensory imput combined with body dysmorphia combined with having their brain taxed with inhuman amounts of unnatural sensory imput. "Carnal longings" is one of the known psychoses that afflict them. This can be anything from wanting to feel cloth on their skin, wanting to taste food, or ,y'know, probably sex. That's a perfectly good justification, if they aren't just sadistic psychopaths.
DE can convert into regular CE if they follow an Eldar Path. Still need a soulstone or they will get nom'd upon death
source: some BL book, a DE gets trapped on a craftworld and surrenders
>creates a metal bodyjig to transcend human emotions
>become slave to said emotions to an autistic level.
That's grimdark for you.
Though, I'm not sure if it's a large or a small percentage it happens to. I imagine it least has to be unusual or even those chucklefucks would stop doing it.
You make them play the Mass Effect trilogy. The entire thing. She can go Renegade if she wants, that's fine, but she gets all the DLC.
Then the end. After 100+ hours of commitment and story building and side quests and hard decisions with lasting ramifications, she gets to the end. No, not the extended cut, the *original* end.
And then she is broken.
so they all look like top tier waifus with the same face then?
In the old fluff there used to be half eldar (that named Ultramarines librarian was one) but that's been retconned away.
Having said that we do know eldar females have breasts, implying they are still bipedal mammals.. which means they must have a hole somewhere that functions in a similar way to a human one.