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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM 2016-01-28 00:08:41 Post No. 45056066
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
planefag (ID: !!0ZviLFh59My)
2016-01-28 00:08:41
Post No. 45056066
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You feel your way back to the conference room in a daze, the pressure in your skull building towards bursting. For the hundredth time since you were handed that letter with the embossed Navy emblem as you glared dirks and daggers at your physical therapist's back, you wonder what the hell they were thinking, promoting someone as (relatively) young as you to a star.
It's not unusual - for a Navy in a global war - but you're not ready.
Maybe you never will be.
Maybe nobody is.
As the conference room door swings open, bathing you in the hubub and chaos and paperwork of War, you stiffen your back and clear your mind as much as possible. You go to war with the Navy and the leaders you've got. You've been called upon to deliver, and nobody gives a damn if you're not ready.
Least of all the enemy.
[ ] Meet and brief the warships contending - start with Jintsuu over there and call in the rest of them; the Chuuni Cuties and the Torpedo Trollops. Getting your core team on the same page is vital.
[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
[ ] Contact the ASEAN liason - see if you can't talk to some of the Captains your girls will be fighting alongside. Establishing even a little common ground before going into battle might avoid the clusterfuck that ensued the last time a divided command fought in the Sunda Strait.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] Meet and brief the warships contending - start with Jintsuu over there and call in the rest of them; the Chuuni Cuties and the Torpedo Trollops. Getting your core team on the same page is vital
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>>45056066
Do number one personally, delegate 2 and 3. We're a flag officer - we've got to have a staff beyond Naka around here somewhere and all of those things are important - but only the first needs you to deal with it personally.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
RAAAAAADAAAAAAAAR
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>>45056140
What this guy said. Basically, do this one personally:
>[ ] Meet and brief the warships contending - start with Jintsuu over there and call in the rest of them; the Chuuni Cuties and the Torpedo Trollops. Getting your core team on the same page is vital.
Then send some of your staff to:
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
>[ ] Contact the ASEAN liason - see if you can't talk to some of the Captains your girls will be fighting alongside. Establishing even a little common ground before going into battle might avoid the clusterfuck that ensued the last time a divided command fought in the Sunda Strait.
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>>45056066
>[x] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
you fight the war on the sea, but you win the war in the lab.
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BBX when?
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>>45056140
>Do number one personally, delegate 2 and 3. We're a flag officer - we've got to have a staff beyond Naka around here somewhere and all of those things are important - but only the first needs you to deal with it personally.
What this guy said. (Assuming such sensible thoughts are welcome around here.)
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>>45056066
>[x] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[X] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
Tonight's thread is being brought to you by Kitty keyhole lingerie.
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>>45056066
>Call Wayne. Tell him Naka's coming. Ask him to ask Crab about radar. Crab kind of hates us. Then, talk to the ASEAN skippers.
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>>45056182
If that's supposed to be Sodak I approve!
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>>45056140
seconding this
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>>45056066
[X] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
Coms are vital.
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>>45056140
I vote for sanity.
This isnt a "PICK ONE." situation right?
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>>45056066
>[X] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056212
Send the ensign we keep picking on to deal with Crab. Time for someone else to take the heat.
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Do number one personally, delegate 2 and 3. We're a flag officer - we've got to have a staff beyond Naka around here somewhere and all of those things are important - but only the first needs you to deal with it personally.
We haven't been doing this enough (or at all, really).
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>>45056222
>Mk 7
>/50
That's either Iowa or Montana.
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>>45056204
According to the pics author note on Pixiv it is.
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>>45056066
>[x ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
If we are gonna have radar available, we need to know it before we make the mission briefing with the sluts.
SCIENCE UBER ALLES
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>>45056066
>[X] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
Bring them into the ranks of the RADAR master race.
>>45056222
Thank you freedom fairy.
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>>45056222
THANK YOU FREEDOM FAIRY
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>>45056222
Thank you freedom fairy
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>>45056140
Sounds good.
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>>45056066
This guy >>45056140 has the right idea.
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>Do number one personally, delegate 2 and 3. We're a flag officer - we've got to have a staff beyond Naka around here somewhere and all of those things are important - but only the first needs you to deal with it personally.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056228
we're picking the one that settle thinks needs doing first, the one we want to appear onscreen. the other stuff gets backgrounded or shelved.
picking all three is unfair and stupid, do you want to wait two hours for the next update because of all the shit planefag would have to write?
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>>45056294
What the hell am I looking at?
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As an addon to doing everything via delegation, teleconferencing the captains and the CLs could also be good
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>>45056294
>2 quads, 2 triples and 2 doubles
For what purpose?
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>Do number one personally, delegate 2 and 3. We're a flag officer - we've got to have a staff beyond Naka around here somewhere and all of those things are important - but only the first needs you to deal with it personally.
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cease this behavior, only one vote per person.
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>>45056182
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>>45056313
A really pissy idea. That thing needs WAAAY more flak.
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>>45056294
That looks pretty badass, but is it practical? (I dunno enough about botes to tell)
also
>Do number one personally, delegate 2 and 3. We're a flag officer - we've got to have a staff beyond Naka around here somewhere and all of those things are important - but only the first needs you to deal with it personally.
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>>45056066
>[x] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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Briefing the ships does need to be done personally, but checking with Crab first to see if we have enough radars is vital.
If we have those radars, we can then brief the girls on their use and set up strategies with knowledge of what equipment we have available.
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>>45056317
Because BRITISH
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>>45056161
This is good.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
>[No] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
Pay debnts, greek plane
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>>45056222
I could use some burgers, haven't had dinner yet.
THANK YOU FREEDOM FAIRY
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>>45056294
the looks aggressively retarded
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>>45056066
[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056324
Hello. Must've started working out again after her summer art
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>>45056308
All right fine,
[x] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
Probably gonna want to give the girls a few quick pointers on how to use it though if they were never equipped with it in the first place.
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>>45056313
Apparently British engineering at its finest
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>>45056251
But it is a sign of things to comeUSA USA USA SLAP A JAP
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>>45056322
>Where do you think we are.avi
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>>45056294
Tell me there's supposed to be a keel somewhere in there.
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>>45056222
Thank you freedom fairy
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>>45056066
>[ ] Contact the ASEAN liason - see if you can't talk to some of the Captains your girls will be fighting alongside. Establishing even a little common ground before going into battle might avoid the clusterfuck that ensued the last time a divided command fought in the Sunda Strait.
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>[x] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
I like the delegation vote, but if we have to go with just one, this is the most vital.
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>>45056294
what
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
I'm assuming this is what we do *first* and that the others will happen anyway.
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>>45056377
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>>45056383
>that image
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>>45056222
Thank you freedom fairy
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>>45056308
pretty much this guys it's not hard
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>>45056140
>>45056066
Fourthed, fifthed? Either way I'm on board.
Otherwise brief the boats.
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>>45056222
THANK YOU FREEDOM FAIRY
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>>45056390
I see no keel, and that boat bay amidships has torquing issues written all over it. In the north Atlantic, the ship would probably snap in half!
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>>45056383
As long as it's not Abyssal FREEDOMS slapping our japs.
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>>45056337
I'm no navel engineer, but probably not.
For one, that turret layout is fuckawful.
For two, the superstructure seems overly large.
For three, it looks too short.
And of course it needs more AA. You can never have enough AA
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>>45056294
>that giant-ass dip right in the middle
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>>45056413
jfc that is some shit right there
I mean
where would you even start?
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>>45056313
>>45056294
HMS Snap City
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>>45056434
It's a waterline drawing, of course it doesn't have a keel visible.
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>>45056404
Poetry in motion.
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>>45056434
I know. By God, I know.
I'm horrified someone thought it was a design worth showing to the world.
>>45056428
Doing well today, Deme?
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>>45056455
>Hood after Bismark gives it a good dicking.jpg
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If we're going to see anew shipgirl, I think I would like to meet Arashi, since she kinda singlehandedly lost the war for the Japanese by leading the Divebombers to Akagi, Kaga, Hiryu, and Soryu at the Battle of Midway. That girl's gotta have some serious issues.
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>>45056066
>[X]See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056443
AMEN!
>>45056455
Damn straight. A good roller, and SNAP goes the battleship.
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>>45056066
>[x] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056406
And another one for the folder.
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>>45056483
She's probably Abyssal.
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VOTES CALLED
gonna go set more coffee to brew then write
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>>45056428
>pretty much this guys it's not hard
Might help if you specify when votes are not mutually exclusive in regards to what is going to happen.
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>>45056502
HUZAH!
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B E S T
D
D
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>>45056499
Willie came back and she was the laughingstock of the US Navy.
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>>45056495
>>45056502
Well then in the mean time...
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>>45056448
>>45056434
You people have never seen a real period battleship, have you?
It's a waterline drawing, so there's a fuckload of hull not depicted. Second, that boat rack area is a common design feature on many battleships and presented no structual problems at all.
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Haha, so uh, shit has started to kinda go down in our campaign! We get a mission to investigate an underwater cave system infested with Abyssals. Unfortunately, Seydlitz and Graf Spee get separated from the group, and when we find them again, they've managed to capture a Re-class Abyssal and lost quite a lot of SAN in the process!
Suffice to say, the two kraut ships were not exactly the same after that. Add in a fishing trip gone HORRIBLY WRONG when Tashkent and Vetehinen nearly blue on blue by accident, and Portland not being too fond of the idea of possibly having to fight alongside two (crazier than normal) krauts, and we have BREAKING OF THE FELLOWSHIP levels of group drama!
Suffice to say the Admiral got so pissed he literally crushed full shot glass with his bare hand, which promptly got us all to shut up and return to our rooms with no supper. We'll just have to wait and see what happens next!
On the brighter side of things, Victorious borrows one of Hoel's uniforms, gets mistaken for a destroyer, and gets press ganged into torpedo practice. She somehow manages to klutz her way through it, and ends up befriending some adorably an cute Fletcher triplet!
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>>45056506
>Might help if you specify when votes are not mutually exclusive in regards to what is going to happen.
Here's a hint - unless I say you can pick multiples? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
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>>45056477
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>>45056495
These last days have been productive.
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It is base on this!
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>>45056455
>>45056487
You're all fucking morons.
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Also, USS Pensacola, because her Commander was Thomas G. W. Settle
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>>45056525
Why is Kashima solovable
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>>45056521
On the other hand, all of her crew survived her sinking.
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>>45056531
>Here's a hint - unless I say you can pick multiples? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
Read the context, baka.
I meant in terms of what you're going to write vs what you will say happened in the background. As you specified in the very post I quoted.
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Gonna so love the asean dick waving.
Time for marlindo darsasa 3b 2!
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http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-035.htm
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>>45056559
I would go with fluffy, but loveable works too.
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>>45056555
Thomas George Washington Settle?
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>>45056575
Which is a major credit to her, and it did get mentioned. Hell, put her on just shipgirl recovery detail, and she'll probably do fine
>>45056555
Hmmmm
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>>45056531
If you imply "none of the other shit will happen even though it's important" then of course anon will try to do all the important things, that's why the idea was to delegate.
Or is Settle literally the only one capable of doing things.
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>>45056502
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>>45056543
The inset one looks pretty cool.
Probably a useless design, but it looks nice.
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>>45056527
i legit wanna read this campaign where can i find it merc
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>>45056527
So which of your sluts are gunning for the admiral?
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I want more fairies and shipgirls broing with fairies.
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>>45056618
Same, this Anon would like to know as well
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Akashi when?
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>>45056607
Yup, I wonder how she'd react if she met Settle? Like a grandmother, pressuring him towards getting together with someone?
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>>45056616
Close up! Time!
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>>45056182
when indeed
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>>45056527
Why are you advertising this in an unrelated thread? Fuck off to the /qtg/ where you belong.
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>>45056611
>If you imply "none of the other shit will happen even though it's important" then of course anon will try to do all the important things,
Lol but why?
Its not like that's ever fucked us before.
Right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT!?
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>>45056531
I would like to register my undying hatred for you giving us the one admiral in the entire navy with a staff of exactly one shipgirl and one marine...
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>>45056636
>I want more fairies and shipgirls broing with fairies.
Don't ship girls keep their fairies discreet so that most people don't know about them?
What if Essex just didn't give a fuck.
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>>45056652
>five gun turret
Well there goes my boner.
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>>45056404
>that poster
The JEWS shoop is still my favorite.
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>>45056658
Because important things are important? But apparently nobody can do things if they are not named characters.
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>>45056531
THEN LET US DELEGATE LIKE AN ADMIRAL IS SUPPOSED TO DO. EVEN CAPTAINS AND COMMANDERS DELEGATE. ONE MAN OF ADMIRAL RANK DOING EVERYTHING ON HIS OWN IS RETARDED.
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>>45056667
That's XCOM baby.
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>>45056531
You say that, but all three of these options seem vital enough that I can't NOT vote for them, especially when there'a no guarantee that somebody else will pick up the slack.
I can't NOT vote to brief our fucking boats before we send them to fight- that should go without saying.
I can't not vote to make sure at least Somebody is keeping up with the tech tree.
I can't not vote to brief our friends' fucking boats before we send them to fight.
And unless you give Settle another aneurysm this is important enough and we have enough time to do shit right.
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>>45056531
Gib staff you Greek Bastard.
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>>45056643
never
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>>45056189
Remove abyssal
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Hey Diva! I found your delicious coco puff in the new fetish!
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>>45056182
Mad SoDaks are shortstacks
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>>45056708
Motherfucker
what you vote for is what's shown on-screen. Your underlings and peons organize the rest
this is
implied
d i e
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>>45056708
Delegate to what? We have a staff that consists of a mute BB, a Quasi-Abyssal CL prone to drinking, Hate (because he defies a mere description).
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>>45056066
>[x] Fire your sidearm into the air and then build a pillow fort with desdiv 6!
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The first is somethinf that we are supposed to do. We are command for this ops. Unit readiness is our priority.
The second is something that we should trust wainwright and crab to handle as settle looks like the kind of person not to micromanage his underlings. Not to mention that the first is important
The third? Settle is too small time to do such things. Since it's Goto's assets we are taking. He should be the one doing it.
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>>45056766
Except for when they don't.
That's why we get so fuxking overjoyed when other people Actually Do stuff
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>>45056764
I like short stacks! So cuddlible
Pic related
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>>45056766
>this is implied
No it fucking isn't. Write in 'Now you need choose what to focus on 'personally'' or something along those lines in the narrative.
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>>45056766
>Your underlings and peons organize the rest
>this is
>implied
NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS FUCKING NOT.
BEFORE THIS POST, YOU HAVE NEVER AT ANY POINT IMPLIED WE HAVE ANY PEONS WHATSOEVER. THE REASON ANON IS RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH IT'S HEAD CUT OFF IS BECAUSE THEY'VE ASSUMED (AND YOU HAVE DECLINED TO CORRECT) THAT IF THEY DON'T DO IT, IT WON'T GET DONE.
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>>45056766
except all the times that doesn't happen amirite
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>>45056764
>680 feet long
>108 feet wide
UNF
Fuck Iowa, SoDaks are where its really at.
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>>45056766
It really isn't. We know of exactly two peons- Hate, and Naka. If we actually had other staff members, I would expect that we would at least learn their names at some point. Or have Settle refer to handing something off to his staff, or well, anything.
You may think you've successfully implied the existence of an actual staff, but you've done nothing of the sort.
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>>45056824
Showboat best boat.
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Just as a sidenote, this is what they were thinking of doing to the Iowa class.
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>>45056751
Get out.
>>45056766
Planefag, the vast majority of quest-readers are conditioned to believe their character is the only one that actually DOES things. That the world revolves around them.
It's not always going to be obvious that other shit will get done without us.
Finally, we don't know jack shit about any peons we have. We haven't even met them.
I'm constantly surprised when you remind us we have a staff beyond Hate and Naka.
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>>45056324
Well... someone's been hitting the gym
>>45056636
>I want more fairies and shipgirls broing with fairies.
If I can think of something fun, I'll work it into an installment of Maya-Sama. I'll need that pic to upload with the writeup though. Deal?
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Hears a pic of Hate after he conducted his first panty raid on Yokosuka.
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>>45056766
>it is implied
you mean APART FROM ALL THE FUCKING TIMES WHERE WE GOT FUCKED BECAUSE WE WEREN'T THERE TO PERSONALLY DIRECT EACH MOTHERFUCKER TO NOT FUCK UP?
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>>45056877
But... why? Why would you do that to an Iowa? What's she ever done to deserve this?
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>>45056877
Still a better idea than THIS! Where's my beer?
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>>45056889
Sure. It's from danbooru anyways.
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/posts/1959613
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>>45056877
Why would anyone do this to Iowa.
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>>45056914
This was in the 1940's, when we needed even more CV's.
Iowas were too long and slender for it to be worth it tho
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>>45056877
you mean the proposal to convert the Iowas into CV's
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>>45056914
>battleships
>useful after 1941
They had hulls and machinery they were trying to decide what to do with, and they desperately needed carriers. They decided it would have cost more to do that than just complete them as battleships.
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>>45056877
ADMIRALS GET OUT REEE-
Oh hey, that actually looks not terrible.
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>>45056925
Id
Adj
Oh dear christ why and how
Please PLEASE tell me that's just a toy and not based on some poor abortion of an actual ship
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>>45056914
gib carrier pls
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>>45056831
I have addressed this multiple times.
Also, I don't give a fuck.
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>>45056925
>Aviation Battleship Iowa
No. Just no.
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>This paranoia about delegation being 'implied' is also perfectly in-character for Settle
Heh
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Reminder Planefag has to do the last 5 minutes of Half Life 2.
Come on Planefag.
We know you wanna.
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>>45056831
>THAT IF THEY DON'T DO IT, IT WON'T GET DONE.
Anon picks multiple.
"No pick one."
Anon picks one.
"Lol should have picked more."
Cant fucking do nuttin in here without getting screwed.
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>>45056925
Okay, fine. CVing an Iowa is a potentially decent idea. BBVing one is just seven kinds of wrong.
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>>45056955
It was another proposed Iowa refit.
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Busy diving through the archive, so I won't participate now, but there is one thing that has been bothering me in the earlier threads planefag. Mainly, the name of the Air Force base on Oki. For gods sake man, it is KADENA, not KANEDATETSUOOO. I don't know if someone corrected you earlier, as I'm on thread 61 atm.
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>>45056970
What, he didn't finish after I jumped out?
PAY DEBNTS, GREEKBOI.
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>>45056962
...WHERE?!?!
You've said that the other options get done on CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS, not for every one!
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>>45056972
WELCOME TO GREECE
OR MORE ACCURATELY, GREEK NEW JERSEY!
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I dislike double votes on a deep, fundamental level, but I was under the impression thst Settle's chronic lack of delegation was a quest contrivance meant to firther a certain mood and zanny funtimes atmosphere while also grounding negative plot developments in "things we've been avoiding" when it's time for things to go dramatic.
If I had known it was some kind of feelsy storygame "you, the player, decide what gets focus" mechanic I'd have voted differently a bunch of times.
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>>45056337
>>45056443
It's drawn from an 'artist's impression' printed in a 1940 issue of Popular Mechanics. Believe me, the idiotic bits you can see in that profile are matched by non-visible internal retardation that simply boggles the mind.
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>>45056914
You folks ain't seen nothing yet. I'm looking at all the different ideas they had to change them in a book about American Battleships between 1935-1992, and they all look hideous.
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>>45056972
Strange game. The only winning move isscrew Shokaku.
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>>45056972
Tears for the the tear throne. I mean a ghost could make a nice hat out them so why not a throne?
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>>45056955
The Marines wanted the navy to do that to them in their eighties refit...
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>>45056907
Micromanagement from higher level officers is never a good thing anon, because if you don't let them fuck up they don't learn.
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>>45056962
>I have addressed this multiple times.
No you haven't.
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>>45057030
There'a a difference between micromanagement and [silence]
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Guys stop getting bent out of shape. Someone just make sure to remind us next time that we have peons we can order around for votes like this.
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>>45057022
This is the image that was meant to go with this post.
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>>45057038
>>45056962
In justice, he mentions it from time to time, and then proceeds to fuck us when we take it at its word.
Sample case of mixed messaging.
That, and that the attention span of /tg/ is about 3 posts long.
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>>45057052
We simply tell them to go and do x that we're not doing right now because we're doing y, what the fuck do you think is going on?
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Anyways... More shortstacks!
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>>45057011
No, the fact that we're constantly crisis to crisis without time to sit back and catch our breath is thematic. Inability to know when things are being delegates is just a communication thing.
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>>45057062
We need to send peons for donuts.
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>>45057068
>Polaris
>on an Iowa
On one hand, muh dick
On the other hand, heresy.
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>>45057092
>what the fuck do you think is going on?
We're voting to do that and being told not to?
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Planefag, if people are double voting that generally means they don't really care about which option wins. Just pick one of the more popular ones and go for it.
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>The South Dakota or SoDak as she was nicknamed was unique among her sisters, Alabama, Indiana, and Massachusetts in that she only had eight twin 5" gun mounts instead of ten. The SoDak was fitted as a flagship and extra room for the Admiral was needed, so two of the mounts were left off.
>At one point near the end of the war, South Dakota was transporting no fewer than 3 Admirals on board
South Dakota was LITERALLY DESIGNED TO TAKE AS MANY ADMIRAL DICKS AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.
Just look at that obscenely large and well rounded stern.
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>>45057102
No- we must allocate a portion of our income to donuts. Say 10%. This gets us staff, intel pukes, minions, and Arizona.
How do we loose here?
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>>45056222
Thank You Freedom Fairy
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>>45057154
I like your way of thinking.
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>>45056925
BBVs are the future
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>>45057137
Mai Waifu is not that much of a slut.Of course she is the filthy whore
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>>45057180
Inazuma is love, Inazuma is life.
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>>45057068
Here is another one for all of you.
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>>45057183
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>>45056527
>adorably an cute Fletcher triplet
>Taffy 3 Intensifies
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>>45057102
>>45057154
>>45057176
We should transfer Ensign Cursed (or whatever his name is) directly to our staff. It'll give us a gofer, which we need and he'll have less stress in his life because he'll be there when we need a thing, rather than being ambushed by us.
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>>45057220
That's even worse than the last one...
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Do we even want to know?
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>>45057250
Why would you do that to Ensign Cursed? Let him be free of the Curse of Settle.
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>>45057253
And then she raped Yamashiro.
The end.
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>>45056527
Remember to keep an eye out for traitors.
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>>45057137
Here's a better pic
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>>45057295
AHAHA.
"USN"
"Fast"
"Battleship"
Pick two, or say Iowa.
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>>45057275
No that's the point. His curse is that he never know's where we are until he's ambushed by our shenanigans. If he's our's, he know's what's coming and be ready.
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>>45057295
>what are we gonna do on the bed.jpg
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>>45057338
>28 knots
>Not fast
Nigga the fuck you smoking? They can outrun pretty much every other battleship built before them, and can do it while having longer legs than the Iowa.
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>>45057250
>implying he isn't already our staff
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>>45057338
>28 knots is slow now
"meme"
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Anyone have that ship girl height chart?
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>>45056618
>>45056640
Unfortunately, all the sessions are hosted privately, so I'd have to talk to the rest of the group to see if they're willing to let me copypaste archives.
>>45056656
Want some salt with that?
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>>45057183
More SODAK when Faggot?
Oh and what do you think of this picture?>>45056182
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>>45057273
Either this one was meant to be a command ship or a missile carrier, but it's still terrible.
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>>45057392
>he posts the idolplanes splash
Actually, thanks for reminding me. I'm going to go make /aceg/ salty again
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>>45057369
>40mm mount on the C turret
Huh, never seen that before.
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>>45057381
>Settle will never be raped by abyssals
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>>45057411
Why the fuck is there that weird ass prism at the bow?
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>>45057181
BBVs are thalidomide babies and they're disgusting and useless and should never have happened.
even in a quest predicated on making big guns and propeller planes relevant in modern warfare, we'd sooner send our near-death naka to the front line than field a BBV
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>>45057422
Never say never anon....
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>>45057427
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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>>45057381
This work?
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>>45057422
Give them time. I'm pretty sure Terror or Erebus might go for MAXIMUM TRAUMA sooner or later.
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>>45057422
>implying that we won't fuck up that badly
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>>45057392
>idolmasters x ace combat
i never knew i needed this in my life but i do now
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>>45057420
They got rid of it eventually I think.
>>45057405
I'm working on it I'm working on it. I'm covering you know, a good chunk of the Atlantic. Should have it by next session.
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>>45057273
Also, the BBV design in a previous image was only one of NINE BBV designs they were considering.
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"Commander!! I was cleaning the room, when I found this "Type-Three Shell"!
Oh boy.
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>>45057392
>Unfortunately, all the sessions are hosted privately, so I'd have to talk to the rest of the group to see if they're willing to let me copypaste archives.
Please do. The tease is real
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>>45057427
Part of the navigation gear, I think.
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>>45057445
Was actually thinking of the one that shows them if their heights were proportional to their ships.
But still, looking at that chart it bothers me that Yamato and Musashi are shorter than I am.
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>>45057445
Huh. By that graph, Yamato and Musashi are my height.
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>>45057449
They'd probably rape Harder or Goto, though.
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Hi folks. Posting part 7 now (with Planefag's permission) because I have early work tomorrow and there's no way I'll be awake for the posting of the other write-ins. Hope it's not disruptive or anything.
http://pastebin.com/TWyYKE4N
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>>45057457
You're a bit late now. Try picking up 6 or AH, they have im@s skins for planes
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>>45057470
>Oh boy.
Ha
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>>45057507
If it has Deme's stamp of approval, it's not disruptive.
Hell, it'll give us something to talk about.
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>>45057470
>filename
You don't. "Say thanks!" and take it.
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>>45057491
Ah.. So this one?
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>>45057491
Japanese are shorter than westerners on average, and girls are shorter than guys in general. A 6 foot tall girl in Japan would already be seen as a freak of nature
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>>45057466
You didn't answer the second question...
.>>45056182
Like this Sodak or no?
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>>45057566
Is everyone really short, or is Yamato a giant?
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>>45057566
Yes, thanks anon!
>>45057596
>A 6 foot tall girl in Japan would already be seen as a freak of nature
So perfectly fitting for Yamato and Musashi.
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>>45057613
probably the giant bit.
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>>45057605
not cowboy enough
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>>45057507
This is good.
Also Shim needs to sit down and chat things out with Crab and Wainwright. They could compare notes like woah.
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>>45057605
That sodak is A+ and basically my mental image. Just is missing a little bit of cowboy gear, otherwise it's PERFECT.
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>>45057596
>Iowa would be about 6'2"
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>>45057613
Yams is pretty fucking tall.
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>>45057613
>>45057627
over 240 cm. That's fuckhuge.
>7 foot 10 in hamburger
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>>45057507
Shimakaze is a good girl.
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>>45056182
Is there a higher resolution image?
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>>45057566
What's with the fucky proportions?
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>>45057220
Is that really 120" of S.T.S, thats insane or im reading this really wrong.
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...Heh.
Heh heh heh.
Heh ha HA HA HA HA!
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>>45057663
>Hatemobile
Quick Harder! To the Hatemobile!
NANA NANA NANA NANA short shorts!
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>>45057665
Or are you a manlet?
: ^ )
>>45057663
She's a bit girl.
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>>45057613
Yes.
But remember Annon!
The Yamato's were 863 ft long
The Iowas were 887 ft long.
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>>45057685
Ooookay.
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>>45057613
She was almost 900' long anon. She's gonna be a biggirl.
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>>45057431
You just don't understand.
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>>45057685
Scared.jpg
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>>45057685
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>>45057507
Great
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>>45057702
bit girl? the fuck is that even supposed to be. Fuckin kids with their dumbass slang
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>>45057710
Considerably less displacement, though. Iowas were long and narrow for MAXIMUM SPEEDO
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>>45057685
Naka, did you find another perv trying to steal your panties again?
The last 5 are still in comas.
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>>45057674
Not that I have found. Still looking.
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>>45057663
Yeah, but is she really Space Marine tall?
Because that's what 7'10" is.
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>>45057685
Just remember Harder's dick and everything will be okay.
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>>45057710
Shitty underwater protection. Really shitty.
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>>45057665
>Elemental-sized
damn
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>>45057663
god damn i can't believe danbooru replaced boob_hat with breasts_on_head
fucking fun police
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>>45057685
Naka-chan is a good girl, she actually uses a crowbar.
Planefag, on the other hand...
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>>45057685
PANIC
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>>45057685
... Naka, what the hell is going on?
Beyond everything we already know about?
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>>45057507
>Amatsukaze not wearing her translucent outfit
This is HERESY
>>
Hayashimo when.
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>>45057746
she's got a fucking future in the NBA if she wants it. I'll leave at fucking that
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Death by Chains (ID: !!liYaJRHdpR+)
2016-01-28 01:19:03
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>>45057685
... oh, shit.
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>>45057685
Care to let us in on the joke?
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>>45057757
That just mean's Hate's torpedo will be even more effective.
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>>45057677
they're to-scale with their real-life counterparts
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>>45057662
>>45057665
Judging by the fact that PF hasn't been calling Yamato a giant, I'm going to guess that the imagine isn't canon to KCQ
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>>45057682
You're reading it correctly. Rejoice for my book does not have the other nine BBV ideas they were tooling around with. There are a couple more terrible Iowa conversion ideas in the book though.
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If bread is the staff of life, what is the life of the staff? One long loaf
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So what are we going to do with the resident Abyssal?
Should we encourage her to work with Parker and the spooks? Have her team up with Yamato when we ever get Yamato in the field? Have both Yamato and Shigure join the Americans and sing the pledge of allegiance together?
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>>45057794
Bah. Who cares. In our hearts, she is a tall, buxom, death dealing warmachines.
But in reality. She is hotel. Good only for domestics.
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>>45057791
In what respect?
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>>45056925
This makes perfect sense for an Iowa. As a giant old platform meant to provide support fire for marines, it is inherently weak against submarines and fast boats. Organic helicopter support for drone launching, anti submarine/anti surface targets, and the ability to in a pinch, deploy marine reinforcements make this an ideal flagship for a MEU.
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>>45057820
>resident abyssal
Shigure or Naka?
Cause Naka's the only one that's actually /changed/ yet.
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>>45057820
>Have both Yamato and Shigure join the Americans and sing the pledge of allegiance together?
All of my yes.
Americans, hacking and fucking aliums since the 1940s.
In all seriousness though, when this battle is over (or while) she should be looked at by the techs. See how many RPs she is worth.
Not in a lewd way.
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>>45057821
I find your lack of faith fucking disturbing
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>>45057820
>So what are we going to do with the resident Abyssal?
If she gains her full Light Cruiser Oni powers, well, whatever she fucking wants.
It'd take half the fleet to stop her.
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>>45057820
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>>45057852
Shigure was the only one who called outright called out.
One way to look at Naka and Shigure's interactions was that Shigure helped Naka fall.
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>>45057685
naka about to go Freeman's Mind on a motherfucker?
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>>45057847
Relative heights.
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>>45057820
>So what are we going to do with the resident Abyssal?
Hug and pet.
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>>45057782
Ah, okay. That's still within Human limits and not reaching "Adeptus Astartes" specifications.
Pretty damn tall, especially for a Japanese girl, but still not "What the fuck is wrong with her?" gigantism.
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>>45057851
Aviation battleships were proven to be shit, though.
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>>45057847
Longer the ship, the taller the shipgirl, I guess?
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>>45057757
The most shitty.
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>>45057369
>28 knots
>fast
laughing CVN/CVAs.jpg
Kennedy 8 boilers roaring.jpg
Pegasus hulls laughing at dank memes.jpg
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>>45057820
>STEP 1:
Keep the whole "Shigure is an abyssal thing" so fucking buried that nobody else finds out. The last thing we need is for the other girls to have more reason to hate Shigure.
>STEP 2:
Provide emotional support to her. We'll probably need a new sectary soon so there's a prime excuse right there.
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>>45057860
I find your lack of evidence even more disturbing, hate.
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>>45057866
But Naka fell a good deal ahead of Shiggy.
She could already go blue before Shigure tried to kill herself.
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>>45057757
I can't hear you over the sound of my decapping plate.
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>>45057649
shit taste
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>>45057873
Fuckin' A, that's a blast from the past.
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>>45057863
Or she gets a Light Cruiser Oni stand and must pose in order to summon it.And then she dies a heroically tragic early death because she is of the Joestar bloodline.
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>>45057860
I have plenty of faith in the war-fighting potential of Yamato.
We just need to find the resources to field her AND convince the damn politicos to LET US field her.
At which point, I expect anything that isn't outside of her gun range or under the waves to die in short order.
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>>45057882
Book says: The only problem with this configuration would have been the turbulent airflow patterns around the remaining superstructure. This turbulence was a problem for the Japanese Ise and Hyuuga battleship-carriers of World War II.
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>>45057880
>Hug and pet
Too lewd for westerners.
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>>45057820
>>45057857
Send her to Canada for happy times and giant dogs.
Her singing soul will rejoice at the majesty of our mountains.
Her passionate heart will beat proudly at the welcome of our gentle people.
Her warrior soul will exult at the fury of a horde of angry geese decending on some poor stupid fuck who got in her way.
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>>45057757
Nice meme. Iowas torpedo bulkhead system was actually very good, and considerably better than "a single torpedo hitting the strongest part of the TDS makes the entire belt armor collapse inwards and take on 3000 tons of water" Yamato.
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>>45057882
And that was before helicopters changed the game forever, and now MV-22 took the game to the next level. Helicopters are a critical asset, and even in the 1980s we were well aware of the advantages of drones and heavy fast choppers/
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>>45057902
>CV's
They're fast enough to keep the CV's really mobile and to chase down other BB's and even the occasional older cruiser model. Plus they outgun all of the above.
Fast Battleships are really just Battlecruisers that aren't retarded.
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>>45057906
Fuckin, some here so I can force fucking choke you
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>>45057875
>>45057883
I meant in terms of the bodies.
Mainly why is everyone's legs freakishly long?
Except fourth from the right.
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>>45057902
Considering the Kongos actually only could hit 29 knots...
The Japs can't even do battlecruisers right.
And the SoDaks where faster then the Yamato's.
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>>45057881
In Japan a girl being 5'6" is considered "What the fuck is wrong with her?" gigantism.
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>>45057905
>sectary
It took me a moment to realize you meant "secretary".
Meanwhile, I was much amused indeed.
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>>45057963
How chuuni.
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>>45057963
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>>45057902
Stale meme desu senpai
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>>45057966
The fucking funniest thing is that in a BB on BB slugfest, due to the 'murrican gunnary systems and the 18.1 incher's hilariously laughable penetration at longer distances, people have said that the South Dakota's could have actually killed Yamatos.
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>>45057956
Compared to the USN other BBs TDS the Iowa's TDS was shit.
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>>45057964
Hell if I know!
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>>45057963
Bring it on, navy bitch.
Bring your oversized hotel as well. Can take the both of you.
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>>45057873
HL1 best HL.
Should replay it one of these days. Fucker was long.
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>>45057966
>Kongou was made by the british.
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>>45057967
All the more reason we need to convince Yamato to consider... alternative employers.
Girl like her shouldn't have to deal with ostracism due to her height.
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>>45057956
>calling facts you don't like a meme
Are you even trying?
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>>45058039
To Japanese specifications.
>Select all images with tea
Actually I've sort of realized Japan is like a bizzaro UK on the opposite side of the world.
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>>45058039
>Kongou was designed by the Japanese.
Britain did what it could to polish the turd, but she is still a shit.
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>>45058013
"no"
>source: someone who actually understands how TDS work
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>>45057966
a) Kongou was 100% british-made.
b) You're comparing ships 20 years apart, in a period of rapid technological advancement.
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>>45058012
Link to where this was said cause I have to see this!
I mean sure it's possible if the SoDak gets a Golden BB and Mag the Yamato but the odds of that are...
Slightly better then Annon making good decisions.
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>>45058071
>>45058068
>Her designer was the British naval engineer George Thurston
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>>45058012
>>45057966
Man, I wonder how it would be to comdey option: upgrade an Iowa with a A4W/A1W core, it would scream if it was anything like Big E (and Big E is old and fat and a horrible monster that should not run), I bet you could get her going up to 38-40 knots screaming and steaming.
Related question, best upgrades for the older ships, I assume high speed modern diesels for the slower boats, and gas turbines for the faster ones?
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>>45058042
>calling something that's objectively and demonstrably incorrect a "fact"
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>>45058089
http://www.combinedfleet.com/baddest.htm
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>>45058075
Source guy?
Cause even the USN has called the Iowas torpedo Protection Shit.
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>>45058075
Clearly not you, then.
Iowa's TDS was the result of a lot of compromise and was an inelegant and ineffective solution. Pretty much every bit of reputable literature on the thing clearly indicates her TDS was badly flawed compared to her immediate predecessors and her planned successors.
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We need him in our staff.
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>>45058041
She hasn't said she's unhappy, so I think that thought is a bit premature. She's going to be an outsider wherever she goes, at least right now she's with people of her own nationality.
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>>45058134
Except, you know, it's not demonstrably and objectively incorrect.
Your wild delusions aren't fact by any measure.
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>>45058039
it must be pretty fucking weird being bongou
watching military alliances come and go like tides
how long before they're back at war with whitey? does she have time to brew up?
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>>45058171
Bring her over to Hawaii, she will be welcome there.
>>45058166
Its why the helicopters are an ideal solution, anti sub defense is always nice to have more of
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>>45058083
Then the Japs REBUILT them...
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>>45057685
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>>45058039
>>45058071
When she was built, she was probably the single best non-German BC in the world.
Problem is, there's only so far you can update a design as old as her, so it's no bloody wonder her class is a bit anemic by the 1940s.
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These threads are ridiculous, I'm glad they get archived elsewhere so I don't have to read the discussion side of things whatsoever.
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>>45058203
The only true ally is Admiral.
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>>45058171
She hasn't had much contact with the Japanese public yet.
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>>45058203
>Ottoman Empire almost declares war on itself
My sides.
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Holy shit Plane what kind of coffee break are you taking?..one to the Tim Horton's in Quebec?
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>>45058203
The fun part is, apart from a few little things like the Baleares, that map is mostly accurate.
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For all you happy people's out there:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deme
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>>45058243
Hi Spacebattles, I see you don't understand the beauty in everyone calling everyone else a faggot.
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>>45058237
I see Naka is up with the times.
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>>45056682
She's an attention whore. Of course she gives a fuck.
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>>45058219
So? Did any of her specifications get worse from that? Is it somehow going to match built-from-scratch ships 20 years younger? Of course fucking not.
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>>45058243
Fuck off to spacebattles and/ or tv tropes.
>>45058281
He's probably drinking the entire pot, wondering where it all went wrong.
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>>45058288
>Baleares
>Not calling them Mallorca or Ses Illes
Remove toros from the premises
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>>45058281
To be fair, it is pretty good coffee for a coffee and donuts shop.
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>>45058302
Or they catch up on suptg, like most people do.
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>>45058291
>Demes were combined with other demes from the same area to make trittyes
Lewd.
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>>45058333
Fat British chav tourists plz go
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>>45058217
I'm sure she would be welcome, but I don't think she'd be happier there.
>>45058253
And I doubt that's going to change if she goes to the US.
While I'd be all for taking her in if she was being abused, I'm just not seeing it. If you want to spend more time with her that's fine, but we don't need to go through the hassle of changing her citizenship just for that.
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>>45058346
Half the fun of sup/tg/ is reading the banter though.
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>>45058337
the donuts are good too. plus there's timbits.
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actually after their upgrades Kongou and her sisters were now Dreadnoughts not Battlecrusiers.
Please note this comparison is to Dreadnought the first modern BB.
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>>45058356
DEM TRITTYES
hellcow.jpg
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All the CLs being dispatched to the battle area are veterans of plenty of battles - in two wars, even - and often fought together, so you expect they'll do well this time, too. The ASEAN ships and crews engaged in multiple co-operative exercises with their fellows and US forces in the past several years; a reaction to growing Chinese strength in the region. Plus, the new command system of networked cameras and communications that has worked so well in your prior battles should help reduce the fog-of-war; at least where keeping everyone appraised of everyone else's locations are is concerned.
That just leaves the matter of night-fighting. As well-trained and equipped as Japanese warships were for the job, there's no substitute for radar. The funny little headsets you tried with Arizona and Kongou, utilizing the guts of a Hellfire-L, would be perfect for this fight.
You just hope you've got more than two early prototypes available by now.
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>>45058243
Thank you for reminding me to archive the thread!
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>>45058237
Very trendy, Naka.
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After a little phone tag, you manage to track down Crab's current whereabouts - the massive graving dock; the only drydock in a thousand miles capable of hosting a Nimitz class carrier. You whistle up a ride from the base motor pool and head across base with Hamp (firmly buckled into the rear passenger seat.) Your driver curses quietly as he dodges vehicle after vehicle - it seems have the JGSDF is rolling around the base, reinforcing air and sea defenses in the wake of those threatening calls. You recall the panic in city schools that ensues when some shithead calls in a fake bomb threat, and frown - what if this was the response they wanted? Diverting defenses from other coastal areas? You can't imagine the abyssals actually believed their request would be honored - you were quite clear the first time they pulled that shit...
... and the first time, there wasn't even a voice, so to speak. Just an awful, silibant hissing that *suggested* syllables in a certain order, a kind of slime that oozed into your mind and lingered, unwelcome, long after it was heard. The caller of an hour ago sounded... *lucid.* Sane. Intelligible.
The intel guys would be going atomic apeshit just about now, you figure. It changes everything - a complete bolt from the blue.
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>>45058387
First, that's not correct, as after upgrades they were Fast Battleships, not dreadnoughts.
Second, fix your fucking grammar, god damn.
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>>45056682
>>45058321
Speaking of the devil, this was posted last thread.Goddammit Halley, you're projecting your Saber fetish onto everything, aren't you?
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>>45058368
Oh, of course not. I'm just mindful of the Japanese perception and prejudices towards abnormality.
Of course, the realpolitik aspects of such a defection do not escape me either.
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Unless you know Naka, that is-
The brakes squeal harshly as the ensign brings your jeep to a halt. He leans over to turn up the AC. “Shall I wait for you, sir?”
“Please.”
Hamp pops out into the sultry summer heat like a caged lion loosed; he doesn't seem to like riding in anything if he's not driving it - or so you gathered from his backseat-driver glare and silent mouthed criticisms. You hobble after him, whacking his heel with your cane to get him to match your pace.
The main drydock at Yokosuka is a relic of the Second World War, built to accommodate the largest battleships the Japanese had, the formidable Yamato class. It was more than big enough to service several generations of American supercarriers as well, which - ironically - took over the Yamato's role as the ultimate protector of Japanese security.
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>>45058166
>>45058193
How fucking wrong can you be.
>The side protection (torpedo defense) and the triple bottom systems provide protection against underwater threats such as torpedoes, mines and near-miss explosions. Both of these multi-layered systems are intended to absorb the energy from an underwater explosion equivalent to a 700 pound charge of TNT.
>The Navy derived at this amount of protection based on intelligence information gathered in the 1930’s. At that time, US Naval Intelligence was unaware of the advances the Japanese had made in torpedo technology. One of these advances was the Japanese 24 inch diameter "Long Lance" torpedo, which carried a charge equivalent to 891 pounds of TNT. A Long Lance torpedo essentially defeated the USS North Carolina’s side protective system. The ship was hit by chance at its narrowest, and therefore most vulnerable part of the side protection system.
.An Iowa Class battleship would have taken lighter damage from the torpedo due to an improved torpedo protection system over the North Carolina Class.
>The Iowa Class torpedo defense system is virtually the same as in the previous South Dakota Class battleships. The side protection system consists of four tanks on the outboard side of the hull extending from the 3rd deck to the bottom of the ship. The two outboard tanks are liquid loaded with fuel oil or ballast and the two inboard tanks are kept void. The liquid layers are intended to deform and absorb the shock from the explosion and contain most of the shards from the damaged structure. The innermost void is expected to contain any leakage into the interior ship spaces. The armor belt is designed to stop fragments that penetrate the second torpedo bulkhead.
It is by no means "inferior" to anything, save for PERHAPS the system employed on modern French battleships. It is superior to preceding systems in all ways.
Bigger bulges =/= better defense.
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>>45058418
>bolt from the blue
Oh you.
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Like any dock its size, it is truly massive - a stepped-sided concrete trench deep enough to swallow a cruiser or destroyer up to its hull, and much, much longer. You remember how the dock in San Diego seemed to swallow your Burke whole; plenty of space to each side and yawning empty space fore and aft. But never, ever, ever has a massive graving dock seemed as vast as it does now - occupied by the most diminutive ship imaginable.
“HEEEEEEEEEELP!” comes a shrill female voice from the bottom of the dock. You lean over the safety railing and peer downward to see a small figure with long blonde hair trying her damndest to climb the first concrete “step” that forms the sides of the dock. Unfortunately, her slender frame is too short to make any progress. “THIS ISN'T FUUNNNYYYYYYYY!”
A few hundred feet down is a large man ensconced in a reclining pool-chair placed atop the dock's rim. Lost somewhere in a shirt that started as dazzle camouflage and wandered into a Hawaiian floral print, he's looking up at the clouds lazily when the girl's complaint drifts up to him.
“HA!” he exclaims, sitting upright and leaning over to point with the neck of his beer bottle. “AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!”
“NOOOOOOO!”
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>>45058243
>hurr your all fags i'm leaving the interbutts forever
okay
see you on saturday
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>>45058435
fucking 0/10 art right there
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The man - whom you assume can only be Crab - begins laughing again, letting his mirth serve as final counterpoint to her assertion.
“LET ME OUT POOOO~OOOOOI~”
“WHAT'S THAT?” Crab bellows down, his impressive baritone echoing up and down the length of the huge dock. “I CAN'T HEAR YOU!”
Yuudachi is hopping frantically now, her hands batting at the edge of the concrete step. She looks down in horror and squeals before skipping back a few steps - an inch of water is slowly creeping towards her feet as the dock... well, leaks, more than properly floods.
“I SAID LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OOOOOOUT!” Yuudachi repeats.
“SORRY, ALL I COULD HEAR WAS POI POI POIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOIPOOOOOOI!” Crab roars, sending his beer bottle whistling through open space. Somehow, incredibly, it sails clean over the huge dock in a graceful parabolic arc before shattering with a tiny tinkle on the far side sidewalk.
You reach conversation range of Crab just as he cracks open another brewski.
“Hey, Settle.”
“Uh...”
Crab looks at you, his expression hidden behind a gigantic pair of oakley sunglasses as Yuudachi's squeals and cries and shouts of rage drift up from below. “What.”
“Uhm.”
“... what does Uhm mean,” Crab says. “The fuck is that, Swahilli?”
“What the fuck are you doing?”
“Oh. Well, after that flyboy jock dipshit face-planted into Akagi, well, we know shipsluts-”
“Hey,” Hamp says.
“You're Northhampton?”
“Yeah. And I'm not a slut.”
“Slut, Yankee, same diff,” Crab shrugs. “Anyways we went around shaking down allies for any info and the Brits tell us they managed to refit one of their girls when she panicked and fullsized or some shit.”
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>>45058435
Is that supposed to be Essex?
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>>45058545
yes
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“Wait, the Brits had a shipgirl summon her full-sized hull?”
“I just fucking said that. How many pieces of shrapnel did you have in your head again?”
“And they just sat on it?”
“Blah blah politics OPSEC dunno don't give a fuck. Anyway, we're trying the same approach.”
You glance down at the panicking Yuudachi, who's now pulling on her hair as she bellows, the water coming up to her ankles. “I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIIIIIIIIIIIIM!”
“IT'S SINK OR SUPERSIZE BITCH! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Crab tilts his beer towards the sky and chugs about half of it in one go, then reclines in his pool chair again. He fishes an old ballcap off the ground next to his beer cooler (ALESTORM, declares the faded lettering,) and pulls it on to shade his eyes.
“I'M SORRY I'M SORRY WHY WHY WHY POOOI!”
You see Crab's body go slack with the utter relaxation of a man on Cloud Nine - slowly floating his way towards nirvana.
“... can't she just... uh... summon her... thingamajigs and walk on the god damned water?” Hamp muses, peering down into the drydock with a confused look.
“Maybe,” Crab says. “Maybe. But the part of her brain allocated to thinking of basic fucking solutions to simple god damned problems was replaced with a machine that just repeats POI POI POI POI *POI POI POI GOD DAMNED MOTHER-FUCKING-NEVER-ENDING POOOOOOI*!” The second empty bottle goes lofting in a gorgeous parabolic arc over the dock, glinting prettily against the blue sky as it tumbles end-for-end, flying high and free, powered by limitless rage.
“... how did you get her down there?” Hamp asks.
“Put a scratch-n'sniff sticker at the bottom.”
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>>45058522
Oh god, they're trying to make Poi change form.
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>>45058461
Aside from the fact that what you posted is completely bog-standard for torpedo protection of the '30s, it fails to account for the fact that the extension of Iowa's main belt all the way down as a torpedo bulkhead *severely* compromised the whole system's effectiveness. in terms of torpedo protection - wrong kind of steel, wrong structure and bracing, wrong everything.
If a Torpedo actually hit the Iowa, it would completely compromise the main belt in the same manner you just shitcanned Yamato for doing.
Bulges have nothing to do with it. It's what lies underneath that fucks everything up.
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>>45058243
no one asked you
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“I'M GONNA DIIIIIIE I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS-”
“STICK WITH THE PROD!” Crab bellows back.
“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?”
“IT MEANS-” Crab sits up to suck in a lungful of breath so impressive you feel a slight draft on the back of your neck - “POOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!” His bellow booms and echoes over the wide open dock area of Fleet Activities Yokosuka with dark and terrible gravity growling in its belly, his rage made manifest in the acoustic spectrum. You imagine several seismographs in or near Tokyo just twitched slightly. Thus emptied, Crab falls back in his chair with a contended sigh.
“I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE THING!” Yuudachi protests, the water climbing towards her calves... very, very slowly. “I'M GONNA SIIIIINK!”
From behind his cooler Crab produces a megaphone - having apparently expended his budgeted Effort for this task. “JUST GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE,” his amplified electronic voice echoes around the dock.
“MY HAPPY PLACE IS NOT IN THIS DOCK, POOOIIIIII! LET ME OUT!” She seems to catch sight of you. “ADMIRAL! ADMIRAL! HELP ME! MAKE HIM HELP ME!”
Crab appears to consider the prospect of you making him do jack shit highly unlikely.
[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
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>>45058567
>“Maybe,” Crab says. “Maybe. But the part of her brain allocated to thinking of basic fucking solutions to simple god damned problems was replaced with a machine that just repeats POI POI POI POI *POI POI POI GOD DAMNED MOTHER-FUCKING-NEVER-ENDING POOOOOOI*!” The second empty bottle goes lofting in a gorgeous parabolic arc over the dock, glinting prettily against the blue sky as it tumbles end-for-end, flying high and free, powered by limitless rage.
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>>45058522
Hilarious
>>45058567
>“Put a scratch-n'sniff sticker at the bottom.”
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>>45058594
>[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
No Bully
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oh ho essex at the bottom
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>>45058576
[citation needed]
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>>45058594
[x] Push crab into the dock
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Oh man, ask me how much I don't care about this shit.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crabbe about headsets
We have more pressing issues, but tell Yuudachi to just suck it up and go full ship already so the crazy Yankee will go away.
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>>45058594
[X] enquire about headsets.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
then
[x] Ask Crab about the headsets
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>>45058594
>[X] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Poi
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>>45058594
[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
Wouldn't it be more effective and fast to just shoot her with a .22 or something?
More safe, too.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
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>>45058594
>[x] Ask Crab about the headsets.
>[x] Bail Yuudachi out.
"Crab, let the idiot out. It's time for radar sets."
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>>45058616
It's in the Osprey book on the Iowa class. I'll look it up.
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>>45058594
>[X] Ask Crab about the headsets
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>>45058374
Shitposting isn't banter. Banter is what Hate and Naka do.
The only naka we have here is Remove Yak Naka.
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>>45058594
[X] Summon your damn rigging, woman.
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>>45058594
[X] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
"Hey, Hamp. How did it feel to have your entire hull manifested and how did it feel when you put it away?"
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>>45058649
the fuck is a .22 gonna go against a ship
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>>45058594
>[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
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No bully
[X] Bail her out
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>>45058624
>Oh man, ask me how much I don't care about this shit.
It'd be great to see more votes like that.
"Coolio. So, about those headsets-"
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>>45058594
Man he's really begging to someday get his shit kicked in by someone who doesn't give a fuck about his irreplaceability, doesn't he.
And wow I'd never switched to disliking someone so hard.
Anyways,
[ ] ARE YOU A SHIP OR NOT
[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
Save Destroyers, get hugs.
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>>45058594
>>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Also
>Shout down to Yuudachi that Shigure seems to be doing better
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>>45058594
>[X] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Business first, shenanigans later
>>45058503
That's adorable. I'm dying of hhhrrrrrnnnngg here.
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>>45058676
This.
DELEGATE ON HAMP.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45058594
You do have a backup plan if everything goes to shit Crab. Right? Because no one would be stupid enough to actually drown a shipgirl.
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>>45058435
And Raita fetish.
>>45058545
YEP.
>>45058594
>[x] Bail Yuudachi out.
This isn't going anywhere except trauma.
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>>45058594
>[X] Ask Crab about the headsets.
You're on your own for now, Warcrimes-chan!
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>>45058594
>[X] Ask Crab about the headsets.
We have A Job To Do and Fuck-All Time to do it in (as always), and as cruel as this is, it's unlikely to actually hurt Yuudachi. We can bitch Crab out for being a bullying asshole later.
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>>45058594
[x] Ask Crab about the headsets.
rip in piss yuudachi
saving you from a mild case of Wet Dog Smell is not important enough for us to interrupt the cutscene
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>>45058594
[x] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
-Throw a white t-shirt down. "Hey warcimes, here's your flag"
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>>45058594
>[x] Suggest an alternative course of action, first. "It might help if you summoned your rigging first."
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>>45058677
Precisely.
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>>45058594
>[x] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Can't really afford to get side tracked at this point. Yuudachi will either manifest her hull so they can try to upgrade it, manifest her rigging and just get out of the drydock, or Crab will let her out when it becomes evident she's not gonna do what he wants.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
"Just so you know, when they come for your balls, I'm gonna trip you for my amusement."
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>>45058594
>[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
I feel sorry for her a bit.
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>>45058708
Crabs not stupid. There's probably like all of 4 feet of water max.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
Ask Hamp about it.
And then ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45058594
>[X] Bail Yuudachi out.
No bullying the destroyers. Next time, Crab, run your tests on someone who knows how to do it.
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>>45058594
>[x] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Yuudachi will already hate Crab anyway so bailing her out will only make us more of a shining night type image, and even though Crab basically hates the sluts, he probably realizes killing/drowning them is a BAD IDEA, so he'll probably stop the "test" before it goes too far. Probably
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>>45058576
The reason the Yamato system failed is because.
A. Her bulge system was fucking pants on head retarded, and incredibly weak for its size.
B. It relied on Japanese welds to hold it together. The same welds that had their heavy cruisers support structure literally cracking apart during any sort of rough weather during the 30's.
American welding wasn't literally worse than Hitler, and can actually withstand the explosion without fucking falling apart. Furthermore, the bottom of the belt is Class B plate, which is specifically designed to deform rather than break apart like the brittle, badly flawed pre-ww1 era Vickers Hardened armor used on Yamato.
TLDR: Eat a dick.
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>>45058594
>>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Though >>45058700
isn't a bad idea either- we heard from daijobu that she'd been in a funk since hearing about her sister ship being in a bad way.
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>>45058708
>"Plans"
Does it look like I did this without thinking this through?
Wait, that's a bad rhetorical question.
Does it look like I'm totally fucking incompetent?
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>>45058722
>>45058738
Even though it'd likely traumtize her, and that might have a negative effect on her sister.
>>45058749
He is spiteful towards shipgirls however.
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>>45058594
>[x] Bail Yuudachi out
Do you want Abyssals?
Because this is how you get Abyssals Crab.
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>>45058775
yes?
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>>45058775
Yes and Yes.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
>[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>Bullying the Poi
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>>45058775
>Does it look like I'm totally fucking incompetent?
Yes.
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>>45058775
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>>45058594
>[X] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45058757
The only dick-eating going on is your insistence agsinst all published literature that your delusional conception of reality is somehow right.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
Tell Hamp to get the POI out of there while we talk to Crab. No Bully.
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>>45058775
One day you are so going to get blanket partied by all the ship girls in yokohama. Which would be hilarious retribution.
But well. Until then this shit is also funny.
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>>45058775
Considering the scale of the facilities involved, you probably have plans upon plans and several accomplices.
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>>45058775
Are you sure you want that question answered?
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>>45058783
I know, isn't it great?
Just imagine the entire fleet as having the same problems as Naka.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
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>>45058655
>trusting Osprey over motherfucking Norman Friedman
LOOK AT THIS MAN
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
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>>45058803
>he doesn't want to bully warcrimes-chan
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>>45058440
Yamato is named after Japan. She's literally the embodiment of their national culture. Of all the various shipgirls, Yamato is the least likely to consider defecting.
But I really don't see any of them being that interested in the idea. The shipgirls are being relatively well treated, and many seem to feel a strong sense of loyalty to their native country. The only ones I could see doing it are Nake (who's grown tired of Japan's popular culture), Tenryuu (I'm guessing she's sick of the IJN's passivity by now) and Shigure ("Someone please love me")
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>>45058775
Yes to all of the above.
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Destroyers are a god send to Admirals....just look at Hamakaze!
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VOTES CALLED~
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>>45058825
>Yuudachi summons her hull
>All 5 and 2 guns pointed at Crab
>Along with smallarms from the shadowy crew
>And the torpedo tubes
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[X ] Bail Yuudachi out.
Doing the troll thing fucked us the last time, i'm on to you planefag. Besides, she's one of the few good influences on Shigure. She deserves some slack for that
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>>45056962
Only thing I can recall you ever saying about the options we don't pick is that shit gets worse in the background when we ignore it, but that it's guaranteed to happen because there's not enough time to do everything.
I can think of nothing in this quest that has established any kind of rule for how to tell what options not taken are and are not handled by peons - we certainly don't see Settle giving the orders for them. We didn't see him give any orders related to the other options THIS time! Did they happen?
Are there peons talking with the shipgirls and the ASEAN liason in our stead right now?
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>[x] Bail Yuudachi out.
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>>45058858
Also funny. Because it would mean despite how replacable he is. No one really cares if poi frags him.
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>>45058842
*JMSDF's passivity
The IJN had aggressiveness to spare during WW2
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>>45058775
you're working very hard and spending lots of taxpayer dollars to create a magical realm where you bully little boat girls and nobody can fire you
so, competent. but not nice.
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>>45058775
Thus why my question was hopefully rhetorical.
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>>45058853
you bastard, it literally took me that long to finish reading
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>>45058435
>>45058508
Shit art. Shit design. Shit girl. I hope USS Memeboat sinks soon.
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>>45058803
The Poi will get her revenge.
>>45058849
CANCEROUS
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>>45058594
>[X] Bail Yuudachi out.
I'm the one who's traumatized since what happened with shigure on the tree the first time we saw her.
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>>45058881
I don't think she would go so far as to actually frag him, but all that firepower would be a bit of an equalizer when she continues shouting at him.
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>>45058867
>IS MISSION CRITICAL BRIEFINGS TAKING PLACE RIGHT NOW EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT DOING IT PERSONALLY?
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>>45058594
>[ ] Bail Yuudachi out.
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>>45058881
Well a lot of people would care, but more because of poi than because of wright.
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>>45058903
>>45058508
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>>45058914
We win either way.
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>>45058915
Its obvious bait, gap. Jesus you are dense sometimes.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45058594
>[x] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
Girl won't learn if she won't try.
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>>45058915
BY PREVIOUS PRECEDENT NO
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Hey planefag, out of curiosity, how soon after "votes called" are votes really called? Is it sorta loose like Settle's sanity at this point, or once stated, the matter is settled?
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>>45058915
Now you're just swallowing bait on purpose, deme.
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I'm not that concerned. If she actually gets in trouble and Crab doesn't have a decent abort plan we'll have Hamp summon his rig and bail her out. Then we'll have him throw Crab and his lawn chair into the dry dock. Otherwise I'm happy enough seeing if this works. It's a bit mean, but needs of the Service and all that.
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>>45058594
>[ ] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
Delegate to Hamp, to explain how to go full ship and back to Yuudachi. We have to talk to Crab about the sets.
For fucks sake, Crab. Why not just ask the fucking ships who ACTUALLY DID THE FUCKING THING YOU WANT INSTEAD OF BULLYING A SHIP THAT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO IT?!
Man, I hope he becomes replaceable soon.
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>>45058963
I think you might be clinically retarded because god damn man.
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>>45058821
>all published literature
You mean wikipedia, and your Osprey book, which directly contradict or use quotes out of context from official Navy materials, and Friedman's books.
Learn how to not be a fucking retard.
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Lore question: which shipgirls are confirmed KIA?
Not counting abyssals, of course.
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>>45058775
I wanna rub my fingers all over Crab's new aluminium
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>>45058999
You're waifu.
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THATS ALL FOR TONIGHT FOLKS
1 hr later no post.
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>>45058931
Hi Hal, shouldn't you be in bed?
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>>45058999
Only Buchannen, so far as I can recall.
Nobody in the main quest. Probably some in the british clusterfuck.
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>Naka hasn't posted since her giggle fit
Worry.jpg
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>>45058893
Yes I'm the magical fairie king of the repair shop where I have to bandage and or weld scraped knees of little shits every other day. Best job in the fucking world without a doubt.
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>>45059014
Wo-chan is still alive, I think.
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>>45058594
>“ADMIRAL! ADMIRAL! HELP ME! MAKE HIM HELP ME!”
>[x] Ask Crab about the headsets.
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>>45059029
She's just a cute shipgirl doing cute shipgirl things. No need to worry.
What's the worst thing that could happen anyway?
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>>45059039
First fragging of the abyssal war. And no one would give a shit yea.
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>>45058994
Funny thing is, I'm the same dumb motherfucker that asked how to greentext so many threads ago. So yeah, probably.
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>>45058915
Yeah, see, is it safe to assume that important things will get done in the background? Yeah.
Is it SAFE to assume? Not according to my paranoia, no
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>>45059022
Current KIA are: HMS Manchester, HMS Havock, HMS Defender, HMS Terror, and HMS Barham.
All from FrostyZippo's works.
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>>45059071
I stopped the first fragging and I'm regretting it to this day.
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>bullying a shipgirl with the threat of drowning
>literally ignoring how every girl has thought of going under the water as worst than death
>last bullying option almost got us killed
anon has attention span of a walnut
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>>45059102
>6 months ago
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>>45059068
>What's the worst thing that could happen anyway?
She converts all of her sisters?
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>>45059102
Not to mention poi has been reasonably nice and somewhat useful to us.
If we're going to waterboard someone, best be it Chuuniboat, Kaga or Ooi.
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>>45059093
Hey, Remaissance, could you shoot me an invite to the writefag IRC? My newest thing is nearly done and I need someone to proof read it along with verifying a few things with deme. I'm in the other IRC at the moment.
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>>45059102
And beyond that, what will the other sloops think of us if we let another American bully them?
Methinks that they would trust us even less.
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>>45059100
We're regretting you to this day too!
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>>45058836
>>trusting Osprey over motherfucking Norman Friedman
>LOOK AT THIS MAN
>LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
Friedman agrees with Osprey. As did the US Navy, as evidenced by the fact that the Montanas were going to revert to a variation on the North Carolina class's scheme.
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>>45059020
>implying i'm hal
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>>45059140
>Our base cannot withstand a booty of this caliber.
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>>45059161
On it.
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>>45059029
deployment's coming up, and we sent her to wain to be hull-patched and loaded up with torpedos, so i guess naka's getting the surgical sawzall right about now?
just how much laughing gas does it take to baka the naka?
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Fat Stack when.
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>>45059029
Hey can we impregnate abyssals? This is important
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I just realized the last Shimakaze writeup showed her as demonstrably competent as Wainwright or perhaps better, considering she managed to write down Willie's schematics from memory and make a miniaturized ship engine from scratch (even if that used fairy help).
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>>45059200
So either getting repaired feels good, especially since she's been creaking around as half-scrap for a while now, or summoning her outfit unleashed the demon and things are about to go pear-shaped.
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>>45058039
Only the Germans had ok battlecrusiers, see battle of Jutland.
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>[x] Suggest an alternative course of action, first.
>[x] Bail Yuudachi out.
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>>45059200
All of it, plus at least a bottle of good scotch.
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>>45059239
important as in "I'm about to do something stupid
or "I may have fucked up"?
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>>45059137
The Shigure blow up was sooner than that.
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>>45059239
Let's try.
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>>45059291
That'd explain the maniacal laughter, yeah.
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>>45058567
Man. FUCK Crab! That asshole needs some disciplining for this. I gaurentee NO ONE issued this kind of order to him.
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>>45058110
They then copied the design with the Tiger class.
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>>45059319
A drydock capable of servicing a supercarrier isn't something that you can just play with without somebody important's OK.
Especially considering that the Bush is at sea right now in combat and may need repairs soon.
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>>45059303
I want to know if we can make an army of the next stage of human evolution/understanding end where we explore the stars together as one new human race.
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>>45059352
>He wants to create abyssal Abh
This will not end well.
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>>45058041
Not gonna happen, stop fucking asking.
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>>45059319
>no one issued the order
You mean the fucking admiralty didn't tell me to see if I can upgrade the sloopsluts? Gee wiz mister, thanks for being a fucking retard.
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>>45059319
Yeah, even if he has semi-legit reasons for the attempt, he needs to be made to understand this sort of shit could cause the girls to start turning Abyssal if it happens often.
He may be a grouch we can't fire, but if his actions cause ship-girls to slide towards the Abyssal end of the spectrum, we can still court-martial his ass and send him to Leavenworth.
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>>45059378
I know. Still, I plan, just in case.
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>>45058836
Bitch,a re you dense? Are you fucking retarded or someting?
Osprey Cites Freidman. OSPREY AND FRIEDMAN COME TO THE SAME DAMN CONCLUSIONS.
Do you even read, or just throw out names to try and make your gook delusions sound credible?
I know you're a fucking chink because you fucking slant-eyes are the ones who've mastered the art of guzzling so much cock the niggercum seeps into your brains and makes you think your fantasies are reality, you stupid little nip.
Go Gas yourself.
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>>45059388
Maybe if a Repair ship like Akashi came back...
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>>45059352
>human-ship hybrids exploring Mars
I want this for some reason.
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>>45059239
Speaking of which, what do Erebus and Terror look like? I'm thinking little girls based on the displacement
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Just so you know, the people getting triggered by Crab are all from SB. They're bitching about it there right now.
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Not too worried about the Poi right now. Even if we ignore her, Hamp's still with us and would be in a better position to help anyway.
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>>45059393
Bait this bad doesn't deserve the effort of getting a reaction image.
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>>45059388
Or, we could just tip his chair over the edge of the dock pit.
Like, right now.
I guarantee Yuudachi wouldn't complain.
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>>45059380
I think his point was that nobody ordered you to bully the shipsluts, when they asked you to do this.
Which is true, because you are a miserable and unlikeable human being, just one with useful skills.
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>>45059346
There's a difference between "Yeah, you can use this drydock tomorrow for shipgirl bullshit" and "Yeah, it's totally get okay to terrify important assets that may or may not be capable of defecting."
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>>45059414
Literal cancer.
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>>45059414
I know, it's just glorious drinking their tears. If he's getting results, who cares if he makes poi cry?
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>>45059249
Way I see it, Shimakaze has Kerbal syndrome. She's actually a solid engineer. It's just that her ideas are a tad... questionable.
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>>45059414
A few are complaining a bit in the IRC as well.
>>45059425
Assuming Hamp would help blew up in our faces with Shigure.
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>>45059400
Mother
Fucking
Crane Ship No. 1
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>>45059414
I'm not from SB, I just think Crab's a sadistic prick and he needs to be taken down a peg.
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>>45059434
Yeah I don't really feel like grievously injuring someone who isn't an enemy abyssal right now
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>>45059434
The water is up to her -calves-, not her head.
That's moidah yer suggesting.
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>People bitching about Settle not delegating.
Why don't we delegate the Poi to the person who came back in ship form and is with us right now.
You know.
Hamp.
The guy who switched between forms successfully.
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>>45059442
These are the same people who wanted to court martial Sammy/make her shoot the Corgis.
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>>45059464
I do.
>>45059469
Yes, and?
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>>45059414
>you have to be from an SJW hive just to dislike a faggot
Nigger, the fuck are you smoking?
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>>45059435
Go whine somewhere else to someone who gives a shit you fucking pansy.
>>45059469
Exactly, I'll fish her out if she gets too wet.
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>>45059414
>some of the people bitching crosspost their bitching
>THEY'RE ALL FROM THE SITE I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>45059449
MORE ENGINE. MORE THRUSTERS. MORE SPEEEDDDDD.
Did I get her thinking process sort of right?
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>HMS Terror calls five minutes later
>"Please stop waterboarding our ships, KTXHBAI."
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>>45059374
but they are cute, and one of them keeps bothering me when I go out to salvage pre war metal for gieger counters and rad con work. She seemed to like my book.
>>45059401
See, We could upgrade them, and have them explore space, as a baseline human is less than ideal for deep space operations.
>>45059449
Why don't we just give her a gas turbine engine and a hull redesign to make her go STRAYA fast.
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>>45058594
THE PROD.
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>>45059481
Because its implied of course anon.
Didn't you hear planefag.
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>>45059481
Because he needs to be our bodyguard for now.
And he might pipe up on his own... probably not, but maybe.
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>>45059481
Or even better, pull poi out, and have hamp and akagi compare notes.
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>>45059497
>>45059494
>triggered SB'ers
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>>45059469
maybe she's worried about crab getting her panties wet
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>>45059500
>"You dummies can't go five minutes without convincing someone to defect, can you?"
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>>45059319
>>45059463
>>45059436
>>45059435
fuck you bleeding heart fucks we need results to save shipsloots in the long run so poi gonna have to take one for the team
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>>45059380
You come from the school of the undefeated of the East, Master Rickover I see.
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>>45059481
Exactly, the guy Crab could have SPOKEN TO rather than go out and torture a random LITTLE GIRL cause it makes his dick hard. Fuck Crab. OH. SO. MUCH.
Literally my least favorite character in this quest.
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>>45059489
Why are they so rectally ravaged?
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Just remember, we're police.
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>>45059449
Speed is a noble pursuit, we just need to direct her energies into more productive avenues.
Willie has been doing that really damn well, actually.
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>>45059414
Wow you must love sucking your own cock huh?
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>>45059526
My father met the guy, he said the legends are true. He was just as much of a hardass as the tales tell.
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>>45059531
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>45059499
That's most of her thought processes right there, yes. She is IJN, after all. Hair notwithstanding.
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>>45059525
I am so glad you have nothing to do with personnel management in real life.
You are the evil sadistic middle manager the world despises.
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>>45059525
He'd have more effective results interviewing Akagi and Hamp or asking somebody willing to cooperate.
You're implying Aperture Science is an effective science outfit just because they managed to make a portal gun.
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>>45059527
>Torture.
I'm a big guy, I'm not CIA.
>>45059517
...Are you some sort of pedophilic faggot? Why would I want to stick my dick in a ship that looks like a little girl you fucking creepy ass motherfucker.
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>>45059414
crab is better than poi
deal with it faggots
you only defend poi on the internet because you dream that someday your cartoon girlfriend will love you back
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>>45059554
You kind of have to be, when your name is part of a woman's vagina.
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>>45059554
Rickover, I mean. Hyman Rickover, father of the nuclear submarine.
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>>45059582
>Why would I want to stick my dick in a ship that looks like a little girl you fucking creepy ass motherfucker.
Why wouldn't you? All of them are over 60 year old anyway.
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>>45059582
Are you actively *trying* to make yourself sound like an edgy teenage cuntrag, or does it just come naturally?
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>>45059580
>Akagi
That would require penetrating the Carrier BitchClique
>Hamp
Has been hanging with us all day.
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>>45059580
nigga they made the portal gun, they sort of are.
>>45059582
This thread is a glorious thing, Crab, Naval history backs you up. SINK OR SWIM
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>>45059587
And you're overlooking what happens when a shipgirl is tramatized too much. And the fact that Crab is deliberately being a dick about things.
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>>45059573
>>45059580
you don't fucking get do you the brits said they got a sloot to go full size by scaring her so crab is just repeating what works you dense fucks
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>>45059527
Go back to SB.
>>45059573
>>45059580
It's only evil if it doesn't work.
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>>45059616
They also created an insane AI that killed or imprisoned the entire staff and countless humans in the vicinity.
Just sayin'
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>>45059616
To be fair, they were trying to make a shower curtain IIRC.
That's like a triple reverse fuck up.
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>>45059637
>doing what the brits do
This shit right here is why you fucks still use degrees F. Seriously.
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>>45059547
>After the Abyssal War, Sammy and Shimakaze pursue their shared dream of WRC stardom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ2MCIzfUAI
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>>45059619
Shigure had terminal survivor's guilt just like Settle, was chased by literally the same devil dogs that killed her the first time, and, oh right, was systematically shunned by her fellows and countrymen.
Yuudachi seems pretty well adjusted comparatively, she'll be fine.
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>>45059582
I frankly don't care how you get your results. However, you're wasting time by staying there gloating. They do have a point about interviewing the ships that did manage a full manifestation. Set a recording device or some sort of monitor and then go.
That and her panic isn't complete if there's still someone who could help. Think, man. If stress is required, maximize it AND do something productive
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>>45059606
You haven't seen what's inside them.
>>45059608
Does sounding like a whiny bitch come naturally to you?
>>45059637
And yeah, the brits already fucking did this shit. If you want to whine, whine to the limey bongs over tea time.
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>>45059637
>trying to emulate the british
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>>45059673
Nah. Shimekaze and Hamp.
Hamp drives.
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>>45059612
"Hamp
Has been hanging with us all day."
Phones are a thing. And Hamp has one. An appointment could have been made. For that matter so does Akagi, and she has shown a willingness to be interviewed by the Spooks. Crab is just acting like this for sheer unmitigated joy of being a complete asshole. And you notice he didn't try this shit with say, Sendai, who would kick his fucking ass like nobody's business. Cause he's a coward and bully. And he's drinking on duty, while operating heavy machinery. That's against regs and a serious safety hazard.
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>>45059405
Terror and Erebus are about 5'3", with thin, waifish builds that - if you could peel them out of their fucking coats for any length of time - have been visibly worsened by starvation.
The thing to remember is that /relative to ships of their time/, Terror & Erebus had the appropriate /length/, but maybe 1/10th the tonnage of top-line fighters. They had Literally One Job, which was to turn structures into parking lots, and were fitted more or less for that. If - IF - they were to go human again, they'd be petite and scrappy, with visible scars from the neck down from weathering shore bombardments.
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>>45059689
>Does sounding like a whiny bitch come naturally to you?
Probably not, if you of all people have to ask.
Takes one to know one, after all.
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All this bitching about Crab's methods, and I just think of the stupid _PRANKS_ people in the military pull on one another. At least Crab's trying to be productive with this shit.
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>>45059700
I was going for "Sammy you are breaking the car!"
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>>45058567
He needs to stick something on a crane over the drydock something that would be just the right height for her to catch if she stood on the tower of her ship form.
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>>45059639
Again, not on SB.
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>>45059689
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>>45059696
Kongou/Houshou is the truest ship.
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>>45059736
That's just what an SBer would say.
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>>45059637
But said british ship didn't have a sister that is recongized as Abyssal by others through sheer trauma. They're lucky that she didn't go Abyssal on them.
>>45059680
I'd believe that if Crab wasn't doing this mainly to be a dick, that and this might undo some progress with Shigure (letting one's sister get traumatized isn't a good way to prevent her from having a relapse)
Crab's the real problem then the method as if someone less of an asshole was in charge, they'd do a more efficent method than use it as a blank check to traumatize some shipgirl with a verbal tic.
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>>45059721
I've seen pictures of some of that and heard tales from my own family. And yeah, there is a saying out there that says the ends justify the means.
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>>45059709
Call me when I give a fuck. I'm not going to endanger the other NBE's by grabbing one about to be in combat and trying to make her go full sized.
Besides, I didn't think the fucking scratch and sniff would actually work.
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>>45059713
> If - IF - they were to go human again, they'd be petite and scrappy, with visible scars from the neck down from weathering shore bombardments.
Unfortunately, I don't think that is going to happen. I want it to, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
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>>45059713
That's about what I figured, yeah.
>>45059721
Yeah.
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>>45058638
As much as I'd like to devote full attention to poor poi, we have things to deal with. Still don't want to leave her completely ignored though.
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>>45059735
There's an idea.
I think we can make it better. I'm thinking some form of flesh eating fish in the water. To provide further incentive to turn into a big, metal ship.
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>>45059390
Just in case nothing. It's not happening, pure and simple. You're wasting your time. Which, whatever, it's your fucking time, but don't start fucking trying to approach her with that shit.
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You peer down at the flustered, tap-dancing shipgirl as water eddies slowly about her ankles.
“... a scratch and sniff sticker?”
“I shit you negative,” Crab replies. “She was still looking for it when I blocked off the stairs.”
“... well. That's... something,” you say dryly. “Came to ask you about those goofy looking radar headsets we were making-”
“What about 'em?” Crab asks. “I've received components for at least six; they just need proper mounting.”
“We just got a surprise mission tasking,” you tell him. “And it's gonna be a night battle. How fast can you mount them?”
“Me? I don't do that shit,” Crab advises you. “I've got a few geeks who aren't completely in-fucking-competent with a buzzbox, they can get that shit set up with time to spare. Especially if I'm revving up Thor just to hear the wheel do that cool skiirrllllll thing.”
“... why,” you say flatly.
“Because,” Crab says. “That sound is to an angle grinder what revving is to a CHAINSAW! I HOPE YOU KNOW I PACK A CHAIN-SAW, WHAT!” Crab air guitars, beer bottle dangling from between two fingers adroitly. “A CHAINSAW, WHAT! A MUTHAFUKKIN CHAIN-SAW, WHAT!” He pulls a phone from his shirt pocket and starts tapping out a text message with his thumb, barely glancing at the screen.
“... how do you type that fast, like that?” Hamp wonders.
“Not that hard, it's mostly pre-made phrases saved to memory.”
Hamp quirks an eyebrow. “To send technical orders?”
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>>45059772
For all the ships who feel neglected by humanity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ
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>>45059762
You really have no idea how anything in the military works, do you?
Admirality: "Hey we heard the britbongs refit a bote when they summond full form, go make that happen with one of the girls we have on hand"
Crab: "How the fuck am I supposed to do that"
Admirality: "Jesus we don't know, just figure something the fuck out. Make it happen."
Crab: "Well, alright I guess."
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How the British even make their sluts panic anyway?
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>>45059761
We're all SBers
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“Most of them are form letters,” Crab replies airily as Yuudachi's winsome cries keep intensifying. “Dear douchenozzle/fuckface/shitbag, get off your fucking ass and do <thing> you were supposed to do this morning/last week/last month/ever in your miserable fucking life but you just can't be arsed instead of jacking off/whining about remedial TIG classes you whiny cocksucker/trying to duck shifts working on that LCS because baaaw aluminum is hard.” He peers at at his phone and adds a few more taps.
“What was that?” Hamp asks.
“PS - I always hated you the most. Yes, you.”
“Did you send that to all of them?”
“Keeps 'em guessing,” Crab says, sipping at his beer again. “You'll have your headsets on time.”
“Efficient,” you observe.
“I got mah fukkin ways,” Crab agrees. “I'm a goddamn savant.”
“Of the idiot variety,” Hamp says drolly.
Crab rotates his head to regard Hamp with his sunglasses-mirrored gaze. “Next time I fix you, I will weld a steel dildo to your forehead.”
“Hard up for action?” Hamp returns levelly.
“What crawled up your ass and died?”
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>>45059680
>well adjusted
>KCQ
ok
>>45059525
if he actually wanted results, why not grab one of DesDiv6? They would be much easier to scare than Yuudachi. If he actually wanted results fast there are better ships for it.
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>>45059806
They told them they no longer had any tea.
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>>45059798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YRcZpnaxqI
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>>45059762
the only other shipsluts to go full size have been under stress as well so their seems to be one trait similar to them all extreme stress which is what crab is doing putting poi under stress to bring out here ship form
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“A filthy redneck son of a b-” Hamp is cut off as Crab shoves the blunt end of his empty beer bottle in his mouth before picking up his megaphone again. “FINE! NEW TACTIC! YOU WANT HELP!?”
“YESSSSSSS POOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII~” Yuudachi wails.
“FOLLOW MY LEAD!” Crab's megaphone blares. “RUN UP THE FOREMAST DOWN THE POOPDECK!”
Yuudachi stares, her mouth hanging slack as water eddies about her calves.
“RUN THE JIB UP THE BOWMAST! HAUL UP THE MAIN YARDS! FURL FULL CANVAS UP THE MIZZENSPIRT!”
A strange shadow seems to creep over Yuudachi's face, visible even from this distance. Somehow, without any tilt of her head that you can detect from here, her eyes have already vanished in the surprisingly dark shadow cast by her own hair.
How odd.
“HOIST YON FUCKIN SAILS, YUH FOUR-MASTED DOUBLE-BLASTED FUCKIN SEAMEN SUCKING SCHOONER-SLU-” Crab pauses as Hamp taps him on the shoulder, using the neck of the bottle jammed in his mouth. He turns the megaphone onto Hamp and Publicly Addresses him at point-blank range. “THE FUCK YOU WANT, HIPSTER HULL?”
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>>45059735
but the air is already there, and it's just the right height for her to breathe
if she could stop being retarded for one poi
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>>45059794
Nearly every Western military has multiple Zombie Apocalypse plans thought out.
They'll never use them, but they still have them.
I wouldn't bother Yamato with the equivalent of a Zombie Apocalypse plan.
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Eyes wide open and fixed on the large man, Hamp tightens his jaw. A sharp crinkling SNAP sounds in the air - and then a very peculiar crushing sound. The bottleneck lurches upward as Hamp sucks it in with his lips, chewing and chewing and chewing - and with a final swallow, just like that, it's gone.
Crab blinks.
Hamp glares.
Crab reaches back for his cooler, very slowly... and produces another beer bottle. Cautiously, he raises it, and guides it towards Hamp's mouth. The ship-boy leans forward, seizes the end between his teeth and consumes it. There's a crack, and then a sucking sound. The metal cap on the end buckles, then implodes as the bottle's sucked dry - and the bottle follows.
Crab tilts his head, squinting at Hamp, and reaches for a third bottle-
- when the sound of air being rapidly displaced ruffles through your hair. You all sense a certain tension in the air, a kind of electrostatic frisson creeping over your skin. You all turn just in time to see a familiar blonde-haired girl leaping from the deck of a full-sized destroyer now sitting in the bottom of the drydock. She sails through the air, her leap high enough to shame any Olympian who ever lived - and lands on the concrete pier near you with a sharp CRACK as her metallic boots make contact. You and Hamp are staring at the destroyer-from-nowhere; the odd two-stacks separated by superstructure, the small, tower-like forecastle - but Crab is concerned with the oncoming Yuudachi. Her arms hang wide at her sides, hands curled into hooks. For a second you can almost swear you see a faint aura rising from her, but it's just her fine platinum-blonde hair rising behind her in the sea breeze. Every inch and expression in her form speaks to her killer intent.
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Bye Crab.
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>>45059852
Oh shit. THE SAIL.
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>>45059852
>people seem to have forgotten that she's the Nightmare of Solomon
i wonder if people considered she might get made instead of scared
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>>45059852
>“THE FUCK YOU WANT, HIPSTER HULL?”
Does Hamp know what a hipster is these days?
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“You,” she hisses. “You fucking yankee DOG. You swine. You farm-animal fornicator-”
Crab squints at her, rubbing his chin as she approaches.
“I'm going to rip your guts out for that. I'm going to shatter your bones and spike your kidneys on them and roast them like marshmallows. I'm going tOOOB-” she manages as the end of a beer bottle is popped right into her mouth without warning.
Crab steps back, holding his chin as he patiently awaits the outcome of Trial #3.
[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
[ ] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [write-in.]
[ ] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are. (DARE TO DREAM)
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>>45059829
COMPARATIVELY SPEAKING is the key phrase there
>>45059873
Ahahahahaha oh god
it worked
oh god
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>>45059894
>[X] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
Update next thread?
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
I really want to shout and yell about Hornet but eh
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>>45059894
>[x] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
Bye Crab~
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>>45059894
>[X] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are. (DARE TO DREAM)
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
Do Pois like beer?
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I hope you like your new asshole crab.
Go get em, poi.
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>[X] Let's catch up on how that Shokaku has been doing...
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>>45059894
>[X] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
WELP THAT WENT WELL
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>>45059873
You mess with the bull, you get the horns. NOW I say we walk away and leave Crab to his fate.
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>>45059894
>[X] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
We have no time for sleep!The dreams can't hurt us while we're awake.
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>>45059832
That seems like it would have gone badly if any of them were on land not in a dry dock.
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>>45059894
Justice etc, too close to the sun.
[x[ DARE TO DREAM
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>>45059894
[x] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing..
Hornet. I don't want to wait another 3 months to get this plot thread tied off.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45059894
[ ] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are. (DARE TO DREAM)
Assuming the other only two points of order have been adequately delegated, it's time to catch zzzzzs to be ready for the night action. We were sporting a good headache not long ago too.
Also, Hamp, you should have let her finish.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
then
[x] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are (DARE TO DREAM)
Also, looks like Crab's getting what's coming to him. It's a win-win, he got her to summon her full hull and he gets the shit beaten out of him.
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>>45059829
>if he actually wanted results, why not grab one of DesDiv6? They would be much easier to scare than Yuudachi. If he actually wanted results fast there are better ships for it.
Because Tenryuu, that's why.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45059894
>>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45059873
That looks less like fear and more like rage.
Good job, Crab.
No flowers for your funeral.
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>>45059894
>[ ] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [write-in.]
We need to check on Hornet and show her Hamps new trick.
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>>45059894
>[X] Let's catch up on how Hornet has been doing..
HORNETTTUUUUUUU
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>>45059894
>[X] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
This is the kinda of battle where corgis should shine, but we need to know how many we have and if we have anyone to control them.
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>>45059948
I've seen the pictures. That bitch sure as fuck wasn't in drydock.
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>>45059894
Since were at image limit
>http://imgur.com/MIvrBKK
Hetza does good work.
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>>45059894
Yeah lets leave Crab to Yuudachi's tender loving care and go see Shokaku. He's EARNED this.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45059970
Actually this sounds good as well, so if the other results don't pan out, this one.
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>>45059894
>[ ] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [write-in.]
Oh no you fat greek, don't you dare fade to black just when the scene gets interesting. I want resolution now; does she spit or swallow.
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>>45059894
>[ ] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [write-in.]
Hornet.
Because bringing hamp into proximity with her is bound to be hilarious.
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>>45059979
Where was she then?
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>>45059962
>>45059940
>>45059933
I have bad news for you fuckers.
For you, this is a major event. For that motherfucker Crab? this is Tuesday fucking morning.
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>>45059894
>[x] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are. (DARE TO DREAM)
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>>45059991
She bites down.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
Round up the PT Squadrons, they got work to do.
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>>45060001
Let them dream, Lt.
It's the only thing they'll ever have when it comes to Crab.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
>
[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45060001
Damn right.
>>45059996
England you idiot.
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>>45059894
>[x] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are. (DARE TO DREAM)
we almost stroked out from rage again last thread. we've got what we came for here, let's leave poi and d'oy to out-idiot each other, we're putting vicodin on our potato now and nobody can stop us.
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>>45059894
>[x] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
This is important since we're going to be deploying them.
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>>45060021
Well, at least they're in good company. Dude's fucking magical at pissing people off. It's a fucking gift, really.
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>>45059894
>[X] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
Much as I'd like to further interactions with others... We still have work to do.
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>>45059991
>planefag
>resolution
you must be new here.
>>45060001
Being a dick to shipgirls to the point or abyssal risk? I can only figure he's very lucky.
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>>45060021
Yeah, Crab seems like the kind of person to see Boatmurdered and say it needs more cats and carp
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Can we have Hamp trip Crab and/or break his leg?
Guy doesn't need all five limbs to do his job. Just saying.
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>>45060033
>>45060001
Just fuck already you edgelord faggots.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45060063
Boatmurdered also needed more elephants.
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>>45060064
hello SB
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>>45060057
>Being a dick to shipgirls to the point or abyssal risk?
What the fuck are you on about? You think this, this one minor, Minor fucking thing is 'abyssal risk?'
Holy fucking shit you're fucking stupid.
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>>45059894
>[x] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [write-in.]
Go see Hornuts.
Resolve Plotthread RESOLV PLOTTHREAD
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
As long as we remind Poi that we need him mostly functional (give or take a day or two) when she's done.
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>>45060033
Was it on the planet Earth as well, or some random planet with a contenant called England, you need to be more specific
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>>45060084
I bet you think waterboarding isn't torture.
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>>45059894
[gato posting intensifies]
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>>45060071
What happens in the sandbox stays in the sandbox.
>>45060063
It needed a blood fountain utilizing traps and the hellspawn below.
>>45060084
You shitpost with these fucks for a living now and you have JUST realized that?
>>45060107
Bongistan, land of queens, bad teeth, and horrible pop music.
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>>45060084
And person ell management concepts like that are exactly why we're in agreement that you should never have been made an officer.
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>>45060084
>What the fuck are you on about? You think being chased by fucking corgis once is 'abyssal risk?'
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>>45060033
Well, it did work.
Furthermore, it might have gotten rid of the Poi-thing. Which is fucking fantastic and worthy of a raise.
>>45060084
They're overreacting because of "cute poi Yuudachi".
However, I think we just buried that Yuudachi in favour of "Nightmare of Solomon" Yuudachi.
I think we have gotten the best deal out of this.
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Poi a shit anyway,
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>>45059894
[ ] You're fucking tired. Go take a nap like the old worn-out bastard you are. (DARE TO DREAM)
>>45059954
>Assuming the other only two points of order have been adequately delegated, it's time to catch zzzzzs to be ready for the night action. We were sporting a good headache not long ago too.
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>>45060080
The fuck's SB?
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>>45060137
exactly a win-win all around anyways
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>>45060121
That blood fountain, while difficult, doesn't sound too sadistic to the dwarves to be honest. And you forgot fish and chips and stupid names for basic things.
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>>45060084
I love how you just gloss over Crab DRINKING ALCOHOL ON DUTY WHILE OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY. Man, I didn't think Marines loved to kiss ass so much they would flagrantly ignore a VERY dangerous situation cause they might need a favor from a douchebag at some point in the future. Good job Hate. Keep on sucking those cocks! Don't forget to swallow! They like it when you do that! All respect for Hate - GONE.
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>>45060090
wouldn't taking hamp along result in blushing, rebar-wringing hurrnet again instead of a serious discussion?
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>>45060153
A forum anons hate because it's not 4chan even though the venn diagram is obviously intersecting
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>>45060127
>Chased by corgis once.
hahaha, fucking, do you fucking read? Can you fucking read? Like, you know the little squiggly fucking lines you're looking at form words to convey fucking concepts? concepts like "Repeated and near-universal exclusion and hazing, isolation, and near-uselessness coupled with stress over long periods of time" not "being chased by corgis. once"
Dipshit.
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Because I feel like it,
Shoukaku a best Japanese Carrier design
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>>45059954
>Assuming the other only two points of order have been adequately delegated
This is planefag.
Never assume something's gotten done without us doing it personally.
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>>45060153
/tg/'s trigger
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>>45060153
A bunch of whiny PC wannabe-nerds who can't handle the banter.
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>>45060171
Yeah. I'm still carrying that torch from before the bonin islands as to what the fuck she wanted to talk about, but now is not the situation for it.
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>>45060145
what the poi did you just fucking poi about me you little poi
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>>45060153
It as is to /tg/ as neogaf is to /v/ and MAL is to /a/.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45060168
>DRINKING ALCOHOL ON DUTY WHILE OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY
He's nowhere near any heavy machinery?
The closest is Poi and she's way down there in the drydock.
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>>45060167
Motherfucker I am basically the equivalent of that irritating motherfucker who seizes a workshop all the fucking time because of his fae moods. I LIKE my dwarves.
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>>45060175
You're completely missing the irony of your statement, aren't you?
Go stick your head back in your arse, I think there's still some iraqi sand in there.
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>>45060201
>MAL
Triggered.
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>>45059894
>[x] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [write-in.]
Since we are now a delegating genius (i'm hoping we delegated the PTgies issues as above) we can now go catch up with Hornet, been a while since we talked with her. She's still healing from that last fight, right?
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>>45060230
>Triggered
Exactly
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>>45060153
You are
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>>45060197
Oh so it's what /tg/ acts like a little bitch to?
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>>45060186
Oh, boy. You'd have enjoyed Lord Khorak. The guy was... acerbic to say the least.
Unfortunately, the time of scathing criticism and insult-flinging has passed on SB. Now is the time of... politeness.
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>>45059894
>[x] Let's catch up on how that person has been doing... [Choukai].
It's been literally forever ago.
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VOTES CALLED~
New thread soonish~
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>>45060168
BREAKING NEWS: THE REAR ECHELON MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NOW DEFINED OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY TO THROWING A SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKER DOWN INTO A DRYDOCK. IN FURTHER NEWS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED.
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>>45059996
Well if it's from a writeup then they're talking about Campbelton.
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>>45060222
Huh, you've seen it here folks, Crab admitted to liking something
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>>45060247
Who?
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>>45060235
Yeah, and maybe while we're there we can apologize for picking on her for her crush, and then maybe they'll grow palm trees in the Arctic or Hell will freeze over or the Abyssals all come together to pull off a big song and dance routine about how sorry they are for fighting humanity.
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>>45059894
[x] DOGE
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>>45059517 (You)
>>45059582
geeze, I was talking literally you dirty-minded pervert.
doth proteth much I thinketh
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>>45060253
You weren't drunk whilst fucking around with the chainsaw/angle grinder earlier?
News to me.
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>Settle and Crab running a succession fort
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>>45060253
Yours did.
We're fairly sure she found you in a dumpster after and got attached.
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>>45060247
i'd forgotten that she existed
why do we care about her again, isn't she less interesting than taco and fatago?
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>>45060168
Pro fucking tip:
A) I don't fucking run the support shops. Crab does. If you want to fucking have it out with Crab about what he does on duty, talk to him. At this point he's stop lossed and no fucking JAG will touch his ass because they know that even if they go after him for UCMJ violations his civil suit will fucking wreck the fuck out of the navy.
B) I literally could not give less of a fuck since I have *much* better shit to spend my time doing than bitching at Crab about drinking on duty operating heavy machinery. I don't care.
C) At this point Yokosuka is a fucking black hole of regs. Not as in 'there are so many that no one can fucking function" but as in "They're mostly fucking guidelines than actual rules". The girls threw a lot of shit right out the fucking window and meat like crab that can actually work on them is rare enough that you can get away with just about fucking anything as long as you're not somehow rendering them combat ineffective. And I'm pretty sure there's a fucking waiver in this case anyfuckingway.
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>>45060290
>Dwarven Kindergarten with 16 inch lava cannons
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>>45060253
Hey, be nice, his mother needs some love too. That's why anal's a thing
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>>45060280
Weird, it says you were replying to me, but I;m not the guy who made the "wet panties" comment.
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>>45060311
Yeah. Even if I'd like for Settle to cut down on his booze intake, we can't really bitch at Crab after getting so plastered we killed two men with a sword.
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>>45060342
We would have done that without the booze too. The alcohol was just to give them some handicap.
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>>45060311
>They're mostly fucking guidelines than actual rules
Then there's nothing stopping Hamp and Yuu from pulling his prostate out through his eye socket?
Good to know.
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>>45060312
>smith dwarves with angle grinders named Thor
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>>45060311
I was signing papers for a week. Couldn't actually work until I'd signed papers for a fucking week.
Besides on a scale of drunk to not drunk, I haven't killed anyone yet. Unlike our Glorious Leader of Shipsluts.
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>>45060342
Those Yak bastards had it coming.
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>>45060326
also for the record, IRL we have real shipyard workers like Crab who can do pretty much whatever the fuck they want because they GET THE JOB DONE and have magic hands/instutional knowledge that is literally a national security asset. I know stories that I can't say because ~they implicate too many people~ about how much the shipyards pay the Crab types and are willing to legally cover for them because they GET SHIT DONE.
I work with them in my IRL job, so for me Crab is like a refreshingly shockingly realistic character, so planefag, 10/10 for this guy.
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>>45060269
Would upload pic, but image limit.
>>45060309
Different tastes, anon.
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>>45060311
>meat like crab that can actually work on them is rare enough
Protip: Welding armour plate isn't black magic, and it's not that hard to train people in it.
Crab's eminently replaceable; he's just too up his own mystique to realize it yet.
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>>45060361
Other than crab himself? Not really, no.
Proooobably not going to fucking happen though
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>>45060362
>It menaces with spikes of REEEEEEE
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>>45060311
Wow his cock must be really delicious Hate. Maybe THAT's why you never went after Iowa or Yamato. I mean, a Marine, pride, discipline, honor, all that stuff, and you are just like "Yeah sure, drunk on duty. Cool Bro. Keep up the good work."
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>>45060342
It improved base morale! I think.
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>>45060389
Normies like you can get the fuck out of my shop.
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>>45060361
In so far as they're probably incapacitating one of the rare few capable of doing repair work on them.
>>45060369
Which is why I personally don't blame you for anything.
Just a lack of efficiency, but hey, you take your fun where you can get it.
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>>45060400
Thought filthy said Iowa had a dick. The perfect match!
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>>45060369
*triggers settle*
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>>45060416
They can go to Shimakaze. :^)
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>>45060391
Why not?
Hamp's close enough for Crab to be feeding him beer bottles. Yuu's pumped up for chasing him down. Crab's drunk off his ass and one of those out-of-shape fucks that coasts by while real Marines actually work for a living.
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>>45059894
>[ ] ... hokay, we're done here. Let's catch up with how Corgi management has been going; after that incident with the Tortuga, you really need better handling on the little beggars.
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>>45060414
>Im-fucking-plying you're going to even have a shop much longer at this rate
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jeez, the edge in this fucking thread is almost palpable
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>>45060380
>I work with them in my IRL job, so for me Crab is like a refreshingly shockingly realistic character, so planefag, 10/10 for this guy.
I just made this huge sleepy looking catlike smug grin you have no idea
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>>45060431
>Crab's drunk off his ass and one of those out-of-shape fucks that coasts by while real Marines actually work for a living.
I don't think you understand, anon. Crab IS a real marine.
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>>45060389
>Crab's eminently replaceable; he's just too up his own mystique to realize it yet.
Except thats literally not what planefag said.
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>>45060400
In an actual holy shit shooting war, you have to have utter incompetence to get kicked out, be a detriment, and Crab is pulling off bullshit miracles. He's worth too much to NAVSEA to get rid of. ITC civilians and morality focused Macnimera types
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>>45060431
Dude, holy fuck, just shut the hell up. NO ONE CARES!
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guys
stop
I'm trying to cut down on my salt intake.
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>>45060393
>the carving is of sluts and a human, the sluts are in the fetal position, the human is laughing
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>>45060416
>one of the rare few
It's amazing how well crab's built up this aura that has everyone buying into the idea that he's practicing some kind of lost art that dies with him.
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>that faggot who hates the USS Eldridge
CRY HARDER, DUCKFAG
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>>45060400
Aww, that's fucking cute. Keep going, it's fucking hilarious to see you try that fucking hard.
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>>45060476
You don't love fake and gay Internet arguments.
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>>45060476
Just leave the thread. It's what I would do, except this isn't the /a/ thread.
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>>45060460
Planefag said nothing.
*Crab* said that, and he's going to say whatever shit blows his own horn the best.
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>>45060414
PRE AND POST HEAT, KEEP THOSE RODS WARM AND DRY, NIGGER ARE YOUR SETTINGS RIGHT, WEAVE CRACKER WEAVE.
Your bullshit is leaking~
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>>45060431
I'm sorry I have to stay inside a hot shop slaving over little girls who have owwiee booboos all day unlike you parade tier faggots who get to kick over sandcastles and have actual fun.
>>45060485
It is an art and it's called getting fucking shit done you whining little fuck.
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>>45060445
you mean you didn't just watch Meet the Engineer and Meet the Medic then file the serial numbers off to create crab and wainwright?
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>>45060489
This is becoming Bentus level annoying
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>>45060494
There's an /a/ thread?
Or you mean the Kancolle general one?
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>>45060511
Ain't that a bitch.
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>>45060467
EXA-FUCKING-CTLY
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>>45060513
It's not a general. And you're going to get yelled at if you even so much mention any hint of being from /tg/.
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>>45060507
Get out and work for NNS/HII bro. They will triple your pay, you do the same work,and you work for civilians. Problem solved. (also you will be untouchable lol),
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>>45060456
Hate's a real marine. Crab's a POG.
Do you think a real marine would've pussed out because of a fucking FAIRY?
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>>45060427
... Do they trust Shimakaze not to paint them red so they go Fasta? By which I mean "Do unspeakable things in the name of SPEEEEDDDDD."
I think not.
>>45060445
Honestly, Crab is abrasive.
Those that take offense to that need to grow thicker skin.
>>45060485
They aren't lost arts.
But the number of guys with the necessary Security Clearance to access ship girls is smaller.
The number of people with Crab skills and the Security Clearance?... That's Crab.
Honestly, I wish they'd find someone else so Crab can take some vacation time.
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>>45060507
The sheer amount of salt you're spilling is palpable.
Sucks to be called out on your shit, doesn't it?
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>>45060540
I recall Crab saying he was supposed to get out early and then he got denied for having the requirements necessary to work in the shipgirl program.
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>>45060549
>Honestly, I wish they'd find someone else so Crab can take some vacation time.
And so does he.
Whatever that craneship's name is when?
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>>45060549
Vacation for Crab would probably cause him to shift gears without the clutch.
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>>45060566
Kearsarge?
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>>45060547
>The USMC is mostly composed of POGs
>These aren't real marines because...
Well?
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>>45060549
If I went on vacation I have a feeling things would not turn out too well for anyone on base.
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>>45060549
>The number of people with Crab skills and the Security Clearance?... That's Crab.
Yeah, nah. That's a plot convenience at best.
It may be what arbitrarily flies in KCQ universe, but as far as reality goes? It's just sloppy writing so Planefag can keep around a convenient deus ex machina and farm more salt.
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>>45060566
AKASHI! OR USS MEDUSA!! USS VULCAN! USS AJAX! USS HECTOR! USS JASON! USS DELTA! USS ALCOR! USS RIGEL! USS BRIARUS! USS AMPHION! USS CADMUS!
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>>45060587
I think he meant the Jap one
Akashi
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>>45060562
Exfuckingxactly. Motherfuckers kept me on because of good behavior.
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>>45060551
what beside the salt your producing because crab hurt your waifu
i smell bulshit.jpg
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>>45060596
Better than when you are on base.
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>>45060507
Tell you what; next time a fairy yells at you, try not shitting your pants and whining like a neutered dog. Then we'll talk.
>>45060596
Too afraid they'd figure out how easily replaceable you are?
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>>45060525
For the record, Bentus and myself are just sitting back and enjoying the show with our popcorn. This is all on the anons.
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>>45060587
Kearsarge is the momboat we all deservebut will never get
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>>45060601
I think one of things that most of us are missing is that most of the relevant yard dogs would act an awful lot like Crap. So we likely won't get any notable improvement of we get a new one.
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>>45060624
That's nice, fuck off
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I'm pretty sure Deme's actually fucking erect with all the salt you guys are producing. Seriously, take a chill pill
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When are we going to start creating altars on existing ships so they come back angry?
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>>45060624
Why don't you two fellate each other's cocks and egos elsewhere then?
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>>45060613
Hey Crab, which slut WOULD you put your dick in, if they weren't NBEs?
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>>45060647
>we start bringing up valid points and pointing out how much of a two-cent cunt Crab is
>>urgh, just shut up, your so salty
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>>45060664
Your mother.
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>>45060616
>>45060621
yes because having the person with the most experience repairing and upgrading shipsluts is int gonna turn terrible for all involved.
what are you gonna tell me next china is a force for world peace
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USS Vestal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Vestal
She was moored right next to Arizona On DEC 7.
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>>45060644
Actually, they're worse.
I actually have a people skill. Just the one though, didn't wanna overachieve.
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>>45060601
lolol this civilian has no idea how literally often that fucking happens. On my boat I'm one of 4 guys qualified a system. Our new guys should just get qualified. If I was to get hit by a bus today they would be in 3 section with no leave for at earliest qual time, a month. With military force reductions, combined with a lot of telented people saying "fuck this shit I'm out," you get a stubborn smart person who stays in for xyz reason, and he ends up knowing all of the shit, thus becoming the critical nucleus of shipboard knowledge. Why do you think Warrent Officers exist/LDOs exist, because The navy is willing to toss $$$$ at technical experts to get them to train the next generation, rather than loose them to a shipyard and have to pay a contractor $$$$. The Virginias had this issue, Seawolf was a nightmare, 78 will end up like this because with the improvements made to 79 and 80, they will be nearly unique ships, I mean the radar alone will be redesigned for 80, meaning FCs will have to totally requal..
tl;dr shut the fuck up trash
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>>45060566
>>45060603
>Akashi and Crab
I really want this now.
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>>45060684
Probably abyssal by now.
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Holy fuck my friend was right...Planefag threads do draw in all the shitlords...dammit you guys I just lost ten bucks!
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>>45060680
Huh, gonna need shovels for that one, didn't know you were a necro... Welcome to the club!
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>>45060677
you could have the most valid and well-reasoned points of all time, but you're still arguing about a character in a story about WW2 warships that came back to life as cute girls written on a board that started as a place for people to discuss muh mongolian cave paintings.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repair_ship
I wonder if USS Dewey (YFD-1) will come back and if so what she would look like.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Dewey_(YFD-1)
Or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Artisan_(ABSD-1)
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>>45060707
It's okay, just don't pay your debnts
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>>45060707
Only ten? Fucking shame.
Next time bet that the admiral will shoot at the ceiling while shouting.
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>>45060701
She didn't die that day she survived all the way though the war.
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>>45060566
akashi is the p2w premium item shop girl and exists to waste your dosh
the more important the project you hand to her, the more likely it is she'll drop all your resources into a black hole and spend the day reprogramming the pick-and-place as a naked sushi production line.
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Anyone else think if USS Pringles came back, that all the carriers would treat her like a daughter/niece?
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>>45060736
Nah I'm not fuckin' Greek I pay up.
>>45060738
I think I won't make any more bets about Planefag threads.
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>>45060688
Are you still afraid of fairies, Crab?
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>>45060791
Who isn't?
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>>45060795
They're like carp
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>>45060795
I meant at the level where he shits his pants and starts squealing like a pig caught in a wood chipper.
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>>45060768
???
Do you mean the Fletcher-class USS Pringle?
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>>45060808
with guns
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>>45060795
Oh come on! The pilot ones are supercute!
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>>45060820
Yeah, that one
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Pringle_(DD-477)
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>>45060795
We need more fae in this quest.
Disregard ships, acquire fae harem.
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>>45060859
Agreed. We need fae manning turrets and abyssal fae planning a mutiny inside Naka.
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>>45060765
The only people that think that are the poor bastards that are salty she hasn't dropped yet.
Equipment is a godsend.
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>>45057507
Cute as always. And it's still neat to see a shipgirl who's not squeamish about all the weird shit.
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>>45060851
Probably not.
She might get in Tone and Chikuma's good graces if their initial meeting goes well, though.
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Inb4 Crab effortlessly defeats Yuudachi singlehandedly like the gary stu self insert he is.
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>>45060795
Please, they are super cute even considering the context.
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>>45060765
>>45060870
*equipment improvement
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>>45060896
Self-insert of who, exactly?
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>>45060828
Yam's gun crews are kinda fuckin cute. I'll agree with that.
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>>45060885
Actually yeah, that's more realistic. Would probably get really annoying with "seaplane mastah race" and all that shit
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>>45060896
>gary stu self insert
Wut
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>>45059093
I read your update.
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>>45060934
>Hate's 18' gun has a fae crew complement
I should be surprised, but ain't.
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>>45060765
Sounds like somebody hasn't run 2-5 enough times. Don't be mad anon, just keep trying until she drops. Then you can repair 2-3 times as many ships as normal!
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>>45060934
"Look hate likes something in moderation! That means he wants to fuck it" is going to happen at some point
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>>45060928
Cmon, he's obviously based on one of the cabal. I'm guessing Ghost or Mouse.
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>>45060896
Duckfag please
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[X] Toss Poi over your shoulder and bring her with you
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>>45060961
You're surprised that a Marine needs help to fire a gun?
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>>45060961
I don't think his rifle has a crew, but he probably wound up consulting hers.
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>>45060928
You didn't know? Planefag was bitten by a radioactive shop teacher when he was in middle school. Since then he's lived a double life while fighting crime. His alter ego is pretty famous around here.
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>>45060977Ghost is Hate. Dunno who plays Crab.
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>>45060964
I got mine from last Summer event. I didn't really feel the need for her since I literally had a shitton of buckets to spare during events.
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HATE FAE ON IOWA WHEN?
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>>45061023
You mean Hate seamen on Iowa when?
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>>45061035
PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW
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>>45060795
Anyone with any amount of common sense.
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>>45061035
If he doesn't finish inside her I'll be disappointed in him for not being a real marine.
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>>45060990
She's currently in shipmode though. I don't want to shatter our knees and shoulder and wrists.
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>>45061045
I would pay if all of the Iowa fairies were tiny, cute and angry Hates
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>>45061051
Dude, I've played most CoC campaigns. Little fae are no shit. They're probably just 1/1D3.
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>>45061067
dyel bro
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>>45061035
Hate is Iowa's Seaman!
Imagine a BB full of tiny little Hates.
You get Iowa.
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If they came back, I shudder to think what mobile dry docks would look like as shipgirls.
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>>45061057
Do you really think he'll have the choice of pulling out in the first place?
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>>45060934
Is Yamato's bird fairy cuter than Iowa's freedom fairy?
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>>45061081
>>45061068
>Iowa is never lonely because she has mini-Hate to cheer her up
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>>45061083
Mombotes. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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>>45060961
Nah, mine's conventional.
I mean, where the fuck would I put a guncrew anyway? Hollow out an ACOG or Eotech, maybe. Put little binocular rangefinders on there?
... wait, that's not a half fucking bad idea.
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>>45061079
>Displacement: 1,685 long tons (1,712 t)
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>>45061083
Unbirthing, anon. Unbirthing.
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>>45061083
Like a elementary school bodybuilder. 4'3" and ripped beyond imagination.
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>>45060964
I always forget about her repair ability, I have a positive bucket balance even though I bucket for anything longer than one hour.
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>>45061096
How would that work, would mini-hate be fuckin psychic or some shit and just KNOW?
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>>45061107
Welp.
What have I done.
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>>45061068
>Iowa class gunturrets
>full of Marines
Seems legit
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>>45061119
Don't you meanun-berthing?
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>>45061147
You're a witty little cunt, I'll give you that.
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>>45061147
Boooooooogod dammit I laughed
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>>45061107
On your sword and on your torpedo.
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>>45061147
mcfucking kill yourself Carlos
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>>45061083
Portable surgery table, of course.
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>>45061166
And now I'm wondering if USS Medusa will have the ability to turn people to stone and have snakes for hair.
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>>45060230
>If they came back, I shudder to think what mobile dry docks would look like as shipgirls.
A Godsend.
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>>45061187
Prolly not given that has nothing to do with the ship but I wouldn't be surprised if she has some crazy hair.
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>>45061128
hot
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>>45061194
I am now picturing a small girl water walking, while holding a fuckin DDG over her head in a dead lift.
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>>45061166
If Tenders would be gigantic mom boats with bandages and first aid equipment and baskets of food, mobile dry docks would be the super swole power lifting girls, able to lift absurd things.
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>>45061224
Holding a supercarrier.
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>>45061083
their fitout is a squat rack and barbell
destroyers use them as a swing set
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>>45061147
I've arrived and shot! Also, fuck you anon.
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>>45061227
>>45061224
Guys shipgirls have ship parts too. That's what the cranes are for.
Sorry to ruin your fantasies.
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NEW THREAD >>45061156
Last update for the night, we also have a bit of Nakatime and another few writeups inbound!
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>>45061249
The original speculator or the one who commented on that?
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>>45061249
You know we wouldn't settle for anything less
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>>45061107
Do it. It will be magnificent.
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>>45061268
I had to take a shot for the boat pun. That's what it was about.
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On the one hand, I can respect Crab’s accumulated knowledge, skills, and experience, I admire his professional work-ethic (and desperate attempts to pummel a similar mentality into his underlings/eventual successors), and I can fully understand why he’s so pissed off by being stop-lossed and taking it out on anyone who comes within reach.
On the other hand, a better bedside manner would probably get him better treatment from, well, everybody, including Personnel Command, and might actually prompt them to do something to make him marginally less unhappy in his current circumstances. Because acting like a raging bag of suppurating dicks, while probably gratifying, is *not* getting him anywhere.
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>>45061323
It got him results in this last thread, though!
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>>45056451
I'd go with the USA intentionally making the war take longer or the fact that the elevens were also up to some shit.
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>>45058594
Isn't our would goddamn job to do what we can to see shipsluts not get stressed out as much as possible?
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