>>45048264 >You will never be as beta as someone hoping to be captured, tortured and sacrificed by a token fictional female character so that he could perhaps be also raped in the process Life is not that bad.
>>45048364 In all seriousness, almost anything we (relatively) sane and well-balanced people can imagine would be the gentle intro. Slaanesh is the personification of rapacious excess and when Deldar torture people it is to feed Slaanesh with pain until his/her grip on their souls loosens just a little.
>>45048523 Because with a dominant female you don't need to try as hard to win her over. You can be just "cute" and "open" and get sexual favors without having to commit the mental resources and moral strength to take the lead.
And also because anal-play is fun and really really pleasurable when done right, but a lot of people are either homophobic and/or not attracted to males.
>get captured by a Craftworld Eldar >"So, are you going to rape me or something?" >"Oh no! That would draw the attention of She-Who-Thirsts. I thought we could have a nice meditation session, and maybe do some painting. I'd love to see what a primitive savage like you would consider original."
I don't think it'd be too bad being an Eldar slave, not that they'd keep them. Pretty comfy, even if it feels too much for you. Sort of like a constant zen garden that you feel like you're being too loud in.
>>45048748 >>Using the actual meaning of a word is autism. No. NO. THIS IS WHERE I'LL STAND. THIS IS THE HILL I'LL GLADLY DIE TO DEFEND. I'VE. HAD. IT. WITH. THIS. BULLSHIT. THIS IS FUCKING 1984 HERE. YOU'VE JUST SAID YOU CAN ARBITRARILY CHANGE THE MEANING OF A WORD TO BE RIGHT AND THAT IF I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU I'M AN AUTIST. WELL TOUGH LUCK! "AUTIST" DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IN YOUR DECADENT WORD! I HEREBY DECIDE THAT IT MEANS "SMART" AND THAT IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU ARE THE OMOPHOBE. NOW GO TO HELL.
>Have Eldar waifu, well more of a friends with benefits thing, ... well not so much friends as she uses you for stress relief >Other than the sex, the only real signs you have that she feels for you is the beautiful pearl-like jewelry she occasionally gives you >While it may be a bit odd for a guy to wear jewelry, you were never the most manly guy anyway and it always brings a strange smile to her face when she sees you wearing them, she's even mentioned that she loves that she found a Mon-keigh would willing cover himself with it, so you wear as much as you can when she's around >One day when she's over you hear an odd sound from your bathroom >Clink, clink clink clink clink >Curious, you enter the restroom to find her straining on the toilet, she looks up with a familiar smirk as a few more clinks sound beneath her >Finished, she gets up and morbid curiosity compels you to look in the bowl revealing several very familiar looking pearls as she tells you she was just making more jewelry for you >Before you can say anything she trips you, with your back flat on the floor as she squats over you, her perfect ass inches above your face as she talks about how she loves having a Mon-keigh fucktoy that knows he's so far beneath an Eldar that he will willing wear their shit before slamming that wonderful ass down in your face >You spend the next several hours forced to rim her perfect, pert ass, kissing, nibbling, and licking it, occasionally even swallowing a few beads that work their way out (they actually tasted quite good, like rock candy) >Eventually she drags you back to the bedroom where she spends the rest of the night riding you with a fury you've never seen before >The two of you fall asleep cuddled together, your dick balls deep in her ass >When you remove your dick the next morning it is completely encase in a crystal coating, she finds this absolutely hilarious and now calls you shitdick whenever you two are alone together
>>45048543 Sane and well-balanced compared to DE. The kind of stuff even hardcore deviants consider "a little too far" the DE consider vanilla. They're the people who orgied a god of excess into existence, and have just kept going since then. The main difference is that now they need to murderfuck things to survive, rather than just doing it for fun.
>>45049591 Nah, CWE avoid falling to excess with the path system, which boils down to focusing yourself into getting really good at one thing at a time instead of being overcome by sensation from doing everything at once. An Eldar on the Path of the Artist would try to become to best panter/sculptor/musician they can, and then when they move to another path they drop the art thing alltogether and focus all their attention to being the best possible warrior/craftsman/gardener/whatever.
>>45050215 Incubi are pretty much Aspect Warriors in all but name. But the difference between CWE and DE isn't just about doing many things at once or not. It's more to do with emotions. Eldar feel emotions on a far more intense scale than humans, which is why their society falling to excessive debocuher was enough to spontaneously form a new Chaos God. The path system and focusing yourself fully to one particular facet of life at a time is all about controlling one's emotions and focusing and channeling them in a safe way. It's kind of a zen thing. They walk a path, focusing their mind into mastering it, and then move on to another path. Sometimes they end up becoming obsessed with the path and unable to let go (Exarchs and the like), which is considered a tragic fate by other Eldar. With DE, while they might dedicate themselves to do one particular thing, in their case it's all about obsession (something which Eldar psyche is stated to be naturally prone to). They're still rules by their emotions and impulses, which is precisely what the path system seeks to avoid.
For example, the Singign Spear aspect and DE Reavers are all about riding jetbikes, but the approach of a Singing Spear would be something like: "I will focus my thoughts and attain perfect harmony between my mind, body and steed, controlling my jetbike as an extension of my will" While the Reaver goes: "Holy shit I fucking LOVE riding a jetbike! I'm gonna ride a jetbike ALL the time and take combat drugs and go super fast! No, faster! EVEN FASTER!"
>>45048264 Extreme BDSM combined with having my skin flayed from my body and not even having the luxury of getting to the point that my mind literally cannot process all the incoming pain signals is not my idea of a good time. That's not even factoring in that you are on the same tier as an animal as far as they're concerned, DEldar-on-Human sex would probably be considered bestiality.
>>45053523 >I'm just not weakminded enough to the point that all female interaction has to be spoon-fed to me like some sort of shitty slice-of-life anime. Who said shit about spoon feeding? I like the idea of a dominant woman because I like serving and making people feel good, I want her to take the lead and do things to me but I also want to earn her affection
Yeah, and that's totally fine, I get it.But it should be more of a kink thing.
It shouldn't define your entire sexual attitude. Then you're just going to be sorely disappointed when you find out not a whole lot of girls are into that, and the ones that are into it will go for someone a lot cuter, and pretty than you.
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