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>you will never be captured and raped by a cock hungry Dark Eldar bitch
why live?
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>>45048264
This is what we in the trade call "a Good Thing".
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One less thread for me to browse past, I guess.
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>>45048264
>You will never be as beta as someone hoping to be captured, tortured and sacrificed by a token fictional female character so that he could perhaps be also raped in the process
Life is not that bad.
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Why live in general?
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Considering there's pretty high chance said rape would involve spiky dildo and the cock hunger would be of carnivorous variety, I implore you to reconsider.
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>>45048364
That makes me even harder.
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>>45048264
Yeah, she would be literally cock hungry and chop off and eat your dick.
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>>45048364
In all seriousness, almost anything we (relatively) sane and well-balanced people can imagine would be the gentle intro. Slaanesh is the personification of rapacious excess and when Deldar torture people it is to feed Slaanesh with pain until his/her grip on their souls loosens just a little.

It's really, really not kinky fun times.
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>>45048396
Well, not for long
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>>45048264
So don't.
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This thread is cancer. Every post above and below this one is cancer.

OP immediately report for compulsory euthanasia
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I am not cancer.
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Why is this site so full of betas that want the female in a dominant place?

And don't come me with "because it's the better taste" or something like this, it has nothing to do with taste, but with how your brain is wired.

Is it just a vocal minority or is it because this site is full of failures?
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>>45048523
It's because I wanna be forced to lick her cunt anon.
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>>45048408
>we (relatively) sane and well-balanced people
>sensible chuckle.jpg
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>>45048523
Because with a dominant female you don't need to try as hard to win her over. You can be just "cute" and "open" and get sexual favors without having to commit the mental resources and moral strength to take the lead.

And also because anal-play is fun and really really pleasurable when done right, but a lot of people are either homophobic and/or not attracted to males.
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>>45048543
Imagine the pain olympics...and that'd just be the appetizer.
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>>45048567
Pain Olympics is fake.
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>>45048264
>not being captured alive by the Dark Eldar

Feels pretty fucking good.
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>>45048364
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>>45048598
Wouldn't be fake here.
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>>45048560
>mental resources and moral strength to take the lead

That sentence comes off as really, really fascist Will-to-Power, anon.
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>>45048312
Necron Jesus is my lord and savior. I'll gladly be a slave if it meant the completion of his great work.
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>you will violate your decadent craftworlder kin
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>>45048523
You're on this site. Don't act like you're normal, bitch
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>>45048264
You see, it sounds nice (if you're a femdom faggot, at least) until you realize that "cock hungry" means she is going to quite literally eat your penis.

Probably right in the midst of a blowjob right before you cum, too
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>>45048560
>People that don't like having gay sex are just afraid of gay people!
Are you insane?
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>>45048695
Uses her lightning fast Eldar reflexes to bite it off literally as the cum is coming up the shaft, so it has a cream filling. Like an eclair.
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>>45048655
More?
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>>45048672
I'm certainly not normal, you poopy-head. I have fetishes too about which I wouldn't publicly talk about.
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>>45048264
I'm pretty cool with the lack of Dark Eldar in my area, thank you.
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>>45048724
Homophobic is an adapted term. We could say homoist or something, but homophobic is just the word we use because of historical semantics. You autist.
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>>45048264
>wanting to be murder raped by an elf when it's not that hard to find a real dominatrix IRL
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>>45048264
her outfit isn't even made from human faces, 0/10 try again
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>>45048264
Do you think DEldar find it kinky to have normal, missionary sex?
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>>45048960
What an ebin maymay. I bet nobody's made THAT joke before!
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>>45048738
Yeah, that's what normal people do.

Here we all spout our fetishes.

We even have a board for it.
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>get captured by a Craftworld Eldar
>"So, are you going to rape me or something?"
>"Oh no! That would draw the attention of She-Who-Thirsts. I thought we could have a nice meditation session, and maybe do some painting. I'd love to see what a primitive savage like you would consider original."

I don't think it'd be too bad being an Eldar slave, not that they'd keep them. Pretty comfy, even if it feels too much for you. Sort of like a constant zen garden that you feel like you're being too loud in.
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>>45048831
generally speaking, human skin makes terrible crafting material
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>>45048264
The Emperor truly protects.
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>>45048748
>>Using the actual meaning of a word is autism.
No. NO.
THIS IS WHERE I'LL STAND.
THIS IS THE HILL I'LL GLADLY DIE TO DEFEND.
I'VE. HAD. IT. WITH. THIS. BULLSHIT.
THIS IS FUCKING 1984 HERE.
YOU'VE JUST SAID YOU CAN ARBITRARILY CHANGE THE MEANING OF A WORD TO BE RIGHT AND THAT IF I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU I'M AN AUTIST.
WELL TOUGH LUCK! "AUTIST" DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IN YOUR DECADENT WORD! I HEREBY DECIDE THAT IT MEANS "SMART" AND THAT IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU ARE THE OMOPHOBE.
NOW GO TO HELL.
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>>45048264
Femdom a shit.
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>>45048264

>Have Eldar waifu, well more of a friends with benefits thing, ... well not so much friends as she uses you for stress relief
>Other than the sex, the only real signs you have that she feels for you is the beautiful pearl-like jewelry she occasionally gives you
>While it may be a bit odd for a guy to wear jewelry, you were never the most manly guy anyway and it always brings a strange smile to her face when she sees you wearing them, she's even mentioned that she loves that she found a Mon-keigh would willing cover himself with it, so you wear as much as you can when she's around
>One day when she's over you hear an odd sound from your bathroom
>Clink, clink clink clink clink
>Curious, you enter the restroom to find her straining on the toilet, she looks up with a familiar smirk as a few more clinks sound beneath her
>Finished, she gets up and morbid curiosity compels you to look in the bowl revealing several very familiar looking pearls as she tells you she was just making more jewelry for you
>Before you can say anything she trips you, with your back flat on the floor as she squats over you, her perfect ass inches above your face as she talks about how she loves having a Mon-keigh fucktoy that knows he's so far beneath an Eldar that he will willing wear their shit before slamming that wonderful ass down in your face
>You spend the next several hours forced to rim her perfect, pert ass, kissing, nibbling, and licking it, occasionally even swallowing a few beads that work their way out (they actually tasted quite good, like rock candy)
>Eventually she drags you back to the bedroom where she spends the rest of the night riding you with a fury you've never seen before
>The two of you fall asleep cuddled together, your dick balls deep in her ass
>When you remove your dick the next morning it is completely encase in a crystal coating, she finds this absolutely hilarious and now calls you shitdick whenever you two are alone together
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>>45049181

Man

Maaaaaaaaan
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>>45049181
old pasta stale etc
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>>45048364
>TFW no dark eldar waifu with a femdom and vore fetish

>>45048523
Powerful women are hot and I don't like leading
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>>45049209
Canonically eldar poop crystals

>>45049213
True
Still find the reactions it get funny though
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>>45049227
>Powerful women are hot
No, they aren't.
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>>45049277
Or rather: powerfull women would be hot, but third wave femminism's definition of such isn't actually powerfull or all that similar to a woman.
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>>45049314
Literally no one was talking about feminism, but you're so ashamed of your tiny penis you had to bring it up.

Abandon thread.
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>>45048655
More.
F5 F5 F5....
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>>45049030
Would you have to purposefully make the painting mediocre to avoid feeding Slaanesh with the desire to achieve perfection?
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>>45049314
difference in opinion.
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>>45049157
YOU HAVE MY CAPS LOCK KEY, BROTHER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln3mi0vfJU
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>>45048543
Sane and well-balanced compared to DE. The kind of stuff even hardcore deviants consider "a little too far" the DE consider vanilla. They're the people who orgied a god of excess into existence, and have just kept going since then. The main difference is that now they need to murderfuck things to survive, rather than just doing it for fun.
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>>45049591
Nah, CWE avoid falling to excess with the path system, which boils down to focusing yourself into getting really good at one thing at a time instead of being overcome by sensation from doing everything at once. An Eldar on the Path of the Artist would try to become to best panter/sculptor/musician they can, and then when they move to another path they drop the art thing alltogether and focus all their attention to being the best possible warrior/craftsman/gardener/whatever.
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>>45048418
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>>45049235
Xenobiology is semi-canon at best. Mostly because we can't tell if the guy writing it has any idea of what he's doing.
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>>45050113
So are the Dark Eldar in such danger because they do so many things at once? That seems odd, since there are things like the Wych cults and the Incubi that really focus them.
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>>45050215
Incubi are pretty much Aspect Warriors in all but name. But the difference between CWE and DE isn't just about doing many things at once or not. It's more to do with emotions. Eldar feel emotions on a far more intense scale than humans, which is why their society falling to excessive debocuher was enough to spontaneously form a new Chaos God. The path system and focusing yourself fully to one particular facet of life at a time is all about controlling one's emotions and focusing and channeling them in a safe way. It's kind of a zen thing. They walk a path, focusing their mind into mastering it, and then move on to another path. Sometimes they end up becoming obsessed with the path and unable to let go (Exarchs and the like), which is considered a tragic fate by other Eldar.
With DE, while they might dedicate themselves to do one particular thing, in their case it's all about obsession (something which Eldar psyche is stated to be naturally prone to). They're still rules by their emotions and impulses, which is precisely what the path system seeks to avoid.

For example, the Singign Spear aspect and DE Reavers are all about riding jetbikes, but the approach of a Singing Spear would be something like:
"I will focus my thoughts and attain perfect harmony between my mind, body and steed, controlling my jetbike as an extension of my will"
While the Reaver goes: "Holy shit I fucking LOVE riding a jetbike! I'm gonna ride a jetbike ALL the time and take combat drugs and go super fast! No, faster! EVEN FASTER!"
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>>45050205
>we can't tell if the guy writing it has any idea of what he's doing
sounds like legitimate GW employee
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No. Only a kroot woman.

>tfw
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>>45050956
Eeeey
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>>45048746
What about when you travel the warp?
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>>45048264
What the fuck is wrong with her face, she does not even look like an Eldar.
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>>45051138
Then you have demons who whant to murder rape you for eternity, but no Eldar of any kind, they do no like traveling through the warp outside the Network much.
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>>45048264
Extreme BDSM combined with having my skin flayed from my body and not even having the luxury of getting to the point that my mind literally cannot process all the incoming pain signals is not my idea of a good time. That's not even factoring in that you are on the same tier as an animal as far as they're concerned, DEldar-on-Human sex would probably be considered bestiality.
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>>45048518
That's exactly what a cancer would say.
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>>45048264

That's exactly why, anon.
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>>45051623
I think it's by that same guy who draws those pretty Sisters of Battle.

Basically, he can't draw elves. The lips are too full, the face too small, the cheekbones too low. The blood symbol on her forehead is cheaply tacked on, you can tell.
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>>45048523
This, shaking my head to be honest (to be honest), familia (familia).

I mean, I like the idea of being some girl's slave and stuff, but for the most part, I'm perfectly comfortable in my own skin to be the dominant one in the relationship.

I'm not even a normie either. I'm literally a kissless, hugless autist that spends my days browsing various boards on a Japanese cartoon image forum.

I'm just not weakminded enough to the point that all female interaction has to be spoon-fed to me like some sort of shitty slice-of-life anime.
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>>45048560
>the mental resources and moral strength to take the lead
>moral strength to take the lead
>take the lead
>moral
I'm sorry, what the fuck is this?
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>>45053523
>I'm just not weakminded enough to the point that all female interaction has to be spoon-fed to me like some sort of shitty slice-of-life anime.
Who said shit about spoon feeding? I like the idea of a dominant woman because I like serving and making people feel good, I want her to take the lead and do things to me but I also want to earn her affection
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>>45054238
>>45054421

Yeah, and that's totally fine, I get it.But it should be more of a kink thing.

It shouldn't define your entire sexual attitude. Then you're just going to be sorely disappointed when you find out not a whole lot of girls are into that, and the ones that are into it will go for someone a lot cuter, and pretty than you.
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Do you all want to shut up and post some more pornographic pictures?
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>>45054642
Not really, no.
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>>45054642
I am fine either way, in fact both would be ideal
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>>45048264
>not wanting to get 'raped' by a dark elf
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