Alright /tg/, its that time again. Time to make another Daemon prince.
Last time we created the Khornate Daemon prince "The Harbinger of Revolution". Lets see what we can come up with this time!
Give me an alignment:
Malice is not a choice because he is anti Daemon after all.
Only when he goes on a omnicidal rampage, berserks through the ranks of everything else and eventually gets put down when he runs into something too big.
Then he dies.
Eventually he resurrects, as deamons do, then something flips his switch and he does it all over again.
>The strands of fate will always exist. We can only change them to our own benefit.
Lord of change it is!
Now, he needs a weapon:
>Weapons? Pfff, what do you think I am, a pleb Khornate or Nurglite?
a staff with impossoble dimensions, like the pink horrors only in stick form
Bow with magic arrows.
>This? Oh, you wouldnt understand. Your mind wouldnt handle the sight of this master crafted weapon.
So we have a Tzeenchian Daemon prince with a staff of impossible proportions along with a dagger on each side of the staff because "muh complicated fightin style". I like it!
Alright, now we need a backstory for him. Who is this Tzeenchian, exactly? What do they do that they became a focus for us?
Pre-fall First Empire era elder tzeenchian cultist.
Back from when the War in Heaven was still a fresh old wound and nobody quite knew what Chaos was yet.
Back in them days the Big Bird only had a Shed of Doom on the Allotment of Horror.
"uhh boss, it's Grignukk the odd, he fell in the vat 'o sneeki and now e'z rubbin 'iz hands together and he keeps sayin just az planned"
>Jus az Planned, Boss!
A former Ork weird boy who fell into a vat of purple warp goo, he ended up becoming a Daemon prince of Tzeench and wont leave the old bird alone. Pops up every now and then to help cultists and cause confusion, a trait that tzeench would allow in his chosen. Apparently, he popped up and around so much that it warranted the attention of the ordo malleus.
So now only three things remain. We need first to find out what his power level is.
Everyone roll me a 1d100. The first ten will be compared to a scale of 1000, with 1000 being basically god tier. Any roll after the first ten will be halved before being added to the total.
Start rollin, /tg/.
Alright, adding it all up now....
He is much more powerful than a standard Daemon prince, and only marginally more powerful than the last one. I can see the reason as to why he would attract our attention besides his origin.
One down, two more to go before completion!
We need to have a main Psykic power for him. A calling card ability, something unique to him(or an ability that he created).
Give me the most creative thing you can think of, /tg/!
Would this work?
The Deamon prince vomits out a swarm of invisible and burning Gretchin who are constanly ageing and getting younger, they are also brutish and brave compared to standard Gretchin,
>Oh, I don feel too gud....
When the projectile hits a target, first their personality takes a 180 degree turn. Then, they turn invisible but have their skin burst into flames. THEN their brain short circuits and they become feral and attack the nearest target. THEN they turn either older or younger. THEN they EXPLODE and Gretchin loyal to the Daemon prince emerge from the remains to help out in the fight. These Gretchin are also brutish and brave compared to other Gretchin.
Yes, anons, we have ourselves an overpowered ability.
Now, one more thing.....
A name. We need a name that the various factions call our Daemon prince. Not the same name, of course, but at least as close as possible.
What ideas do you have, /tg/?
I'm just sitting here just imagining the sheer trouble this guy would give demon slayers. Every fight would be something akin to him waving his staff around accidentally hitting things and next thing you know a squad of grey knights is dead and half a hive city is burning. Never change /tg/.
Thats why I love this forum.
Thats the point!
Anon's, we have a round of winners!
From this day forth, our Ork Tzeenchian Daemon prince shall be known as:
>Bronukk da Ekzentrik
>Brozgutz da Git
>Grignukk da Odd
>Dat Daft Git
>Ushbaka, Scion of Confusion
>Ahembriel (The Uncertain One)
And, my personal favourite....
>The Great Invisible Asshole (Approved Grey knight classification)
With his power to vomit randomness, this Daemon prince will forever stand amongst the legends of Orks and Daemon kind both! HE SHALL BE GLORIOUS!
Thank you /tg/ for this marvelous masterpiece. Tomorrow I may make another "Make-a-Daemon Prince" thread just to see what else you guys can come up with.
Anything else you would like to add to him? Last thread someone wrote an inquisitorial report for our Khornate.
Nah, lets not. It would take out the creativity we have when making these Daemon princes, especially regarding the story and powers.
Lets just keep it open for people to participate in.
>the Emporer protects guides me as I write my final words
>we arrived on Notanorkistan two days ago to crush a rebellion
>little did we know the horror that we were to face
>the rebellion was in fact a chaotic uprising.
>before us stood ten thousand men and woman in black cloaks
>they began to chant
>"HAIL TO HIM"
>"BRING FORTH THY RANDOM GROTS"
>WE CALL FORTH THE INVISIBLE ASSHOLE"
>the men around me did not falter at these words but what came next would make a primarch cry in terror
>a voice answered them
>"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THAT BEAKY ASSHOLE DO YOU GITS WANT!?"
>the ground shook as poorly painted green fist smashed out of it
>on that day the bravery of men falterd as the great uncertain one clawwed his way out of the mud.
>he stood above us all and let out a cry of anger
>"YOU USELESS GITZ CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE"
Wait, if he's invisible does that mean he paints himself green so he can be seen?
>An ork daemon prince
Is such a thing even possible?
>I'm hoping for grandpapa Nurgle