It's the turn 1 scoop, you end the game with no hand, library, permanents or graveyard. Although if we are going second and drawing a card it kind of screws it up. Assume we mulled to 6 in this case for the combo to work.
>Implying that isn't the best possible situation to be in
I play a Forest and a Lotus Petal. I tap the forest for a Concordant Crossroads. I sacrifice the Lotus Petal for G and cast Llanowar Elves. Tap the Elves to search my library for a Forest and add it to my mana pool. End turn.
The judge you called is busy dealing with another issue so I call a second judge and get you disqualified for delaying the game. My judge was called second so their decision resolves first.
In response to you calling a second judge, I call the Head Judge, who has Split Second, and note to him your criminal record of multiple felonies, thus revoking your standing in the DCI and banning you from MTGO along with disqualifying you from the tournament.
I wish people like you would be exterminated
I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon in attack mode.
Whatever you just did, you didn't
Well actually, charge of the light brigade, mill eclipse wyvern, darkflare, and something else, add ryko to my hand, banish blue eyes as a result of eclipse wyvern, then banish darkflare and wyvern to special summon lightpulsar dragon, add blue eyes to my hand as a result of wyvern, banish lightpulsar to summon red eyes darkness metal dragon, use his effect to summon blue eyes
I'm sure red eyes is banned now but god I miss my chaos dragon deck
Because Lord of d doesn't splash solidarity
And it's also harder to keep lord of d on the field to use his effect than to keep a 2800 beater on the field who can literally summon anything in the deck
Some female employees are sending hurtful inter office emails to another female employee about her love of harry potter and that she's using her paid vacation to see the new play
Ravesting the florest into plains
Tapping the Plays
Countering /sp autism
That guy's actually a token that's put into play by another card. The only reason he has a mana cost is because tokens can actually get sent back to the hand in Hearthstone, and are usually leniently costed compared to cards of similar strength.
Most 1-drops in that game are generally 1/2s or 2/1s with upsides, for comparison.
>he doesn't know what riftsweeper does
I find it hard to beleive that no one has posted the superior turn 1 play yet.
It's not just 'nothing in play'
It's nothing in play, nothing in hand, nothing in the graveyard, and nothing in your library.
You have nothing but a life total and exile. And if you can't see how that's Winning, I'm not sure what else to say.
you're one mana short of actually doing that
Swamp for B
spend B for BBB
spend B for another BBB (net BBBBB)
spend another B for BBB (net BBBBBBB)
spend BBBBB for Leveler (net BB)
spend 0 for Tormod's Crypt
get sad when you can't cast Kaervek's Spite with only BB floating
Is this a meme? Seriously? I have all of these cards, but I am looking at the rules and everything is pointing towards a loss on the second turn, even IF I had enough mana to cast Kaervek's Spite.
Regardless of the cards used, having to draw from an empty library on the subsequent turn would immediately cause me to lose the game.
I (>>45044771) was not >>45044106, but I was aware of that when I put the image together.
The *best* way to lose your board presence that I can think of is a little bit more straight forward.
Draft with Darksteel boosters (Mirrodin Block draft? Chaos draft? Whatever works).
Get *really* lucky and somehow get 6+ Serum Powders into your card pool.
Run 6+ Serum Powders and 34- whatevers.
Exile your entire library before you draw your opening hand.
I forgot to add, to properly exile your deck you'll need to use some Mulligans so that you don't deck yourself from the draw effect.
Unless you *want* to do that. In which case I have no idea how the rules treat losing the game before the game starts.
Snow covered island, turn.
(Using banned as fuck cards)
While you play out your turn, I play Gemstone Caverns, exile whatever the fuck I want from my hand. I then discard Elvish Spirit Guide from my hand. Got a G floating, then tap Gemstone caverns for a U. Use floating GU to play flash into a protean Hulk. Hulk dies, I search my library for 4 disciple of the vaults, and look for 4 Shifting Wall and 4 Phyrexian Marauder. Dealing you 32 damage on your own turn.