>Urban Elves Why would an elf choose to live in the city?

>>45014942
high elves

Two elves walked into a bar.
Now there's a Bar Elf subrace.

Same thing happens in cities, you know?

>>45014942
Who cares?
I'd fuck her, knife ears and all.

Why would a human choose to live in the forest

>>45014942
Because it makes sense in some settings?

>>45015084
>Lusty elven maidens and youths that crowd around bars looking for anything willing to fuck- often right there at the bar in front of everyone, so long as you're willing to provide them a drink.

>>45014942
>Urban Humans

Why would a human choose to live in the city?
I don't get it.

>>45014942
Because it's close to where they work and there's good access to services and entertainment.

because theu are the ones who built it?

>>45014942
Mainly because behind the walls of an elvish city you don't have to deal with tiresome humans and boorish dwarves, because they can't get in.

>>45014942

Because they're following Tolkien's tradition of Elves, all of whom aside from the primitive avari and sylvan built cities.

>>45014942
It's called vacation. If you'd actually ask them, they would tell you that they spend only some centuries there. At some point you just get tired of all those forests. So they mimic the high society of the city folk for fun like we would get drunk on some foreign beach.

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>>45014942
Because they want lots of massive human cocks.

>>45015624
>muh dick - the race
Humans are the niggers of fantasy.

>>45015234
Because we can.

Also because poaching is cool, and keeps you fed.

>>45015165
Who cares?

>>45015768
Well there you are then.

Elves would chose to live in cities because they can.
And because trading and craftsmanship is respectable and keeps you fed.

>>45015234

How about looking at real life current and historical cultures that live in forests.

>>45015667
>Orcs

>>45015946
>double-niggers

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>>45014942
You want to hunt bears, you go where the bear lives.

You want to hunt halflings, you have to go into the city.

>>45014942

It's simple. The elves, in all of their pride and self centered nature, wanted to show humans they could excel anywhere so migrated to cities and took up the academic lessons needed to learn business and economics from humans and dragons.

A number of them became successfull business types but many became bored and sought other ventures while some and created dynastys that still own a number of successful products and services.

>>45014942
>Well it WAS a forest, 682 years ago! I wouldn't expect a human to know that. All you human's do is move in here and steal all the jobs from hardworking elven folk. Go back to the prairie-land you dirt-farmer!

>>45015084
>2016
>Not picking up elves at the bar

It's like you don't even want that eldar booty.

>>45016109
>Elves are like the old fuckers complaining 'this all used to be orange groves!'

>>45015292

>Maiden
>Fucking

A maiden is a virgin, anon. You're probably thinking of lasses or tarts.

>>45016216
>lasses or tarts

Both tasty, but I prefer slovenly strumpets.

>>45016180
>we should have built that wall back in '16

>>45015084
kek

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>>45015165
>>45015787
>why would elf ears not be attractive

I don't like them on women. Even relatively small elf-ears look freaky to me. Also it draws my attention away from facial features that I care more about (i.e. eyes, nose, mouth). I prefer my women to have nice small human ears that stay out of the way.


...and now I know why a shadowrun elf would want to look like a human instead.

>>45016109
Kind of like pigeons if you think about it

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>>45014942
>Why would an elf choose to live in the city?
Imagine delicious brown elves who, due to heavily fucked up genetics leading to extremely low numbers of men who also tend to be very susceptible to disease, hunting human men to force them into marriage. Imagine that this eventually leads to a large scale war that drives these brown elves to the verge of extinction. Imagine that these brown elves are forced to give up their manhunting ways, and that upon releasing the men they took their recieve trade rights. Imagine peaceful relations evolving from decades of sustained trade. Imagine some of the brown elves learning and understanding that getting a husband through gifts and acts of affection is easier and pissess off less humans than kidnapping one. Imagine that, through sustained voluntary intermarriage, the brown elf tribes are more or less absorbed by the human society.

This is how you end up with urban elves. You get an overwhelmingly human settlement with some brown (half-)elf minorities, only vaguely connected to their tribal roots through some outdated rites of passage.

>>45016833
>presumably-white men saving oversexualized brown women from their own culture
>cultural genocide presented as beneficent

Okay

>>45014942
Same reason anyone goes to the city,work. There is probably higher demand for skilled elves in the city than in their own tribes where most of the positions are occupied by old farts that refuse to age and die so the enw generation can take their jobs.

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>>45016965
>Presumably white
That's awfully racist of you, anon. Are you implying other races aren't capable of building a society advanced enough to absorb other civilizations?

>Cultural genocide
Because the elves are brown and -by your assumption and your assumption alone- the humans are white? Would you call what the Romans did to the Gauls cultural genocide as well? Despite the fact that the culture of Gaul was not Latin but this new thing called "Gallo-Roman"? Or is it merely assimilating the Gauls into civilization?

Could you stop turning everything into racially motivated propaganda for five seconds? We're trying to have fun here.

>>45017156
Not that guy, but you're the one who started with 'delicious brown elves' and went on from there.

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>>45017193
So the only racist charge that can be pressed against me is fetishization of a race that does not exist. I didn't ask to be judged by some Marxist retelling of history that relies on presuppositions that are far more racist than anything I actually said, against actually existing races.

>>45014942
Because the stories of them liking rape are true.

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>>45015035

>>45014942

> doesn't know that elves built the first cities.

Seriously, get some perspective. Those Elves that you think live in the forests? They are just going camping. Elvish parents feel it is important that their kids get exposed to nature.

Its just that, being Elves, their idea of a 'camping trip' lasts for 200 years or so. And they get really upset if you interrupt them.

>>45014942
Elves live in forests.
Thick forests are called jungles.
Big cities are called urban jungles.
Ergo it makes perfect sense.

>>45016084
What are halfling pelts good for?

>>45016216
Does it matter?

>>45016833
What a dumb fuck LMAO

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>>45015667
WE WUZ KAINGZ AN SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

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>>45018379
Mostly I just do it for the exotic pet trade. A fledgeling can bring thirty gold in the right market. They say you can even train one to talk.

>>45018829

>>>/v/

>>45014942
Cities are full of culture to experience. Elves dig culture. Where else could they experience a dozen cuisines brought from foreign lands by immigrants, see the greatest works of esteemed artists, and listen to wonderful compositions played by orchestras of the most talented musicians gathered from around the world?
Those snobby elves would fucking love being in a city because they can brag about how much better they are for living around all this.

>>45018379
Boot leather.
Halfling pelts are the chief component of Boots of Elvenkind.

>>45014942
>What is Gondolin?

>>45018379
>What are halfling pelts good for?
Nearly 3 and a half silver.

>>45016833
Every time. Every time I see this picture in thumbnail I think that elves got a giant magic dick.

>>45017156
It doesn't have to be white killing niggers for it to be genocide. Africans have a long history of genociding each other for generations, well before we got involved. They still do it on a regular basis.

>>45015667
>Fucks everything that walks and pops half-x
Naw, they're the spaniards.

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>>45015667
>>45024658
The story of Mexico is basically that of a bunch of horny Spanish men walking up to the natives and going "Ayyy gurl want summa dis +10 Holy Catholic dick?"

It's not fornication if Deus Vult, and Deus definitely Vult!

>>45014942
Cause it got buisness in that city.

>>45014942
Because he prefers scholarly pursuits, crafting, politics or arts more to life in forest?
Because there's too many hunters and druids and cities offer better job opportunities?
Because he has developed taste for human booty?
Because he's rebelling against his elders?

>>45025278
>Because there's too many hunters and druids and cities offer better job opportunities?
Damn elves stealing our jobs.

>>45014942
because they get beter internet conection in the city and the pizza is cheaper. Plus not all jobs can be done from home

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>>45016084
>Only camo is the jacket
>Those boots
>That midriff
>Those gloves
>No headgear

Everything that is /k/ in me is screaming that this should not be

>>45025409
We all know women in the military are only there for show, so I'm not even bothered when female models have shitty gear and/or no trigger discipline.

>>45025409
But the ears are okay?

>>45025418
I checked, her finger doesn't look like it's on the trigger to me.

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>>45014942
Urban Elf is best elf

>>45025452
Those gloves look like they wouldn't fit in the trigger guard anyway

>>45025437
The ears are fine. They'll make a welcome addition to the ear necklace.

>>45025409

The magazine pouch is patterned too. It's a woman holding a gun, what the fuck would she need a helmet for?

>>45025418

>In the military

She's not in uniform. There's nothing at all to suggest she's military.