I just imagined how Tau are getting cucked by Kroots right in their homeworlds.
Green knarlocks on blue bitches.
As long as the Greater Good is served, even cucking is okay.
I never actually thought about it that way, but, indeed, even ordinary humans are stronger and bigger than Tau.
All that "Blanda Upp" propaganda by water caste with blue bitches being mated with auxiliaries.
Sissify the Tau male!
ITT: Underage virgins who can't stop talking about cocks. Why not pay /lgbt/ a visit and tell everybody what you is?
Considering most Tau don't really have marriages and just breed as part of government programs, something tells me any extra 'fraternizing' in any sort of multi-race space ports wouldn't be a big issue.
This was on 1d4chan's Tau page.
>Interbreeding between castes has been outlawed by the Ethereals presumably to preserve the biological differences between castes, and as part of this effort they have taken over the practice of sex entirely. Tau society has been manipulated so that Tau do not form romantic bonds of a long-lasting nature and do not even consider sex to be anything other than a state-mandated act meant only, like everything else, to serve society and the Greater Good. In essence, Tau are conditioned to never have sex until and unless their superiors say they are worth breeding. Their superiors pick their breeding partners (the Tau get NO input into this) and the couple basically spends a few days off from work screwing around before going their separate ways to never see each other again. If a Tau did somehow get over their social conditioning and thought of sex as something more than a mandated duty, they'd be punished for illegal activities/perversion.
Yes. They have sperm receptors on their backs.
Males secrete sperm from their palms.
Kroot reproduce via backrubs. This is fucking canon.
tau waifus are also officially quite ugly
meanwhile the Imperium has waifus that can shapeshift and default to this form
Rogue Trader can rescue Tau bitches from their oppressive society, teach them the ways of human intimacy.
It wouldn't even be more heretical than the average day for your average Trader.
They are forbidden to mate outsider of their caste, but i don't know if you can't have relationship outside yours species, I mean the ethereals must have foreseen this could happen with the Empire being multi species and all.
No, but a non-Space Marine half-Eldar Astropath in service to the third founding Chapter Ultra-Marine was.
The internet is a wonderful, magical, place. A place where countless images of animal genitals and other disturbing images are only a single google search away, to be called up as needed.
Intelligence, Cool, and Will power. The last two basically fall under Ld now.