>It's a fantasy setting with infectious ___________
>zombie apocalypse where the 'infected' turn not into zombies but flame haired, freckle-faced female QTP2Ts
>you're the only one with immunity (and, eventually, the ability to go out in summer without factor 50)
>if you get touched by a goblin, you become a goblin
Yeah but you know what they say.
When you've got a son, you worry about his dick.
When you've got a daughter, you worry about everyone else's dick.
Now multiply that by 4. Hell, I'd add the wife, I'd throw her the D
8. 6 if the GM is actually rolling for what animal people become a furry of and not just having everyone turn into wolves/foxes/horses/tigers/otherpopularfurryanimals and nothing else. 3.5 if they're playing it as some kind of red wall game and sexual stuff is barely mentioned at all.
Pic related. I know it's a blue board but this is important.
>It's a fantasy setting with infectious bunnyfolk.
Cute sisters hanging out in the snow.
goddamn Mormons why'd they have to be singers too my dick can't take it
Yeah, but the archive it's under is down at the moment. Here's the link anyway when it gets brought back up:
I also remember that there was another thread on the same topic after this one, but I suppose that one didn't get saved. This thread was fun.
dance and musical numbers!
There's a rumor in Saint Petersburg!
I'm willing to bet this man has a room where he sits akin to Orel's dad.
>All 5 of those succubi are synced up with their periods for sure.
I would call that Shark Week.
>All 5 ovulating at the same time and emotional as fuck
He probably fantasizes about dipping the end of his .357 into his rocks glass full of strait Jack Daniels so he'll at least have a feeling of comfort before falling back into oblivion.
I'll bet the matriarch is one hell of a semen demon though.
I'd take the one in the middle. Though she's not as cute as her siblings. You can rest assured if you went to any family gatherings she'd keep your balls milked 24/7 so your eyes wouldn't stray.
single mindedness for humans in the otherworld
open mindedness for otherworlders in the human world
the otherworld is full of anthropomorphic concepts, while the human world is the melding of those concepts
this all i could think of when i saw the pic
two minutes in ms paint
my dreams have been realized
Nah, her eyes are really far apart. It's typical of fetal alcohol syndrome. The youngest was probably unplanned and the mum must have hit the bottle pretty hard without realising until it was too late.
>father has one brown hair and one red hair chromosone
>red hair gene is recessive and therefore has brown hair
>mother has two red hair genes
>only red hair genes, therefore red hair
>children inherit recessive red hair gene from father and red hair gene from mother
>children have red hair because they only have red hair genes
Red hair is the result of possessing 2 copies of the recessive "r" gene. So, red heads have the "rr" phenotype. Carriers for red hair posses an Rr genotype.
However, sometimes people with the "rr" phenotype will have other genes that interfere with hair color, especially with aging. If you didn't notice, the guy has a red beard, meaning he probably had reddish hair before going all salt and pepper.
So, either he's "Rr" and the parents got lucky by beating the odds (statistically, if this was the case, only half of their offspring would have red hair) or he's actually an "rr" as well and any kid they have will have red hair.
>being so insecure that you can't even admit another man is gorgeous