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Dog Days Quest Episode 89

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Yheruruguhthrhghfhg.

That must have been a wild night: there's fluff all in your nose, you see someone's arm and leg in your periphial vision, and you can feel the presence of two girls at least your age on both the left and right side of you.

What was the last thing you remember?

Oh right, You are Jack Albator. Handsome drinker, heavyweight adventurer, and two-time savior of the worst place in the world.
That's right, isn't it? Yeah, it's close enough for you.

There isn't much to remember here, on the twilight of sleep. You recall a painful experience having to infiltrate Gallete while a massive beast made of claws and teeth foiled your every movement. You remember finally gaining access to Gallete, and then having to hide inside of a prison with a Lass who claimed that the world would end if her father found her in Gallete's dungeons.

Then you remember drinking, a whole lot. Answers seem to come easy to you when they're found at the bottom of a bottle. Fortunately, you carry bottles in places which are almost invisible to the casual observer.

So you cracked open one of those bottles: nope, answer wasn't there. You cracked open the OTHER bottle you had, and the answer was no where to be found there as well. You're not sure how long you went through this cycle. You remember having at least five or six bottles on you in case of a long stay out in the country like you had not too long ago. It's hard to count when thinking about fine brandy.

You DO remember Cody talking to the dragon, and then the dragon just letting you leave. You're sure that can't be correct. Cody was probably fighting the monster in the pitched struggle, and you were just too drunk to remember.

Talking to a dragon; no, worse, BARGAINING with a dragon? Who the hell would do such a suicidal thing?

>Cont.
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>>44946534
Anyway, now you're here. There's yellow fluff on one side, green fluff on the other. That's usually how you wake up.

Something is different about this time. Among colored fluff on both sides, there is also some brown-fluff as well.

And Black.

And an.. extra voice that you can hear breathing?

Gently, you sit up. Beside you is a number of unexpected guests who you can't remember being invited last night.

One of which is the black-haired little girl which you vaguely remember from yesterday. Not sure where Cody picked her up, but Catland being Catland you can guess it's going to result in you pounding some faces in later.
Another being Annetta, Yuuki's princess. Oh, and speaking of Yuuki's princess; there's Yuuki at the far end.

Yuuki's eyes are open, she's clutching that spear-like thing of hers. You're not sure she's slept all night.

"Yer shift's over." You whisper at her.
"Ergh." Is all she emits in response.

"What ye doin' here?"
"Anna and I agreed that the castle wasn't a safe place to stay. So we came over here at midnight."
"Why'ye say that?"

"There was an.. I'll explain later." Yuuki shifts in her flowery dress. It's almost like she's being held to the floor. "I've been on guard for hours and would really like to sleep."

"Aye, go do it. Don't need my permission."
"I'd love to but-" Yuuki hesitates. "I can't get up."

You try to get up, and you can't either.

There seems to be a large mass of.. snake.. binding everyone together like a big rope. She tugs and pulls into what you can only describe as a group hug.

At the other end, with a silly smile on her face, is Madeleine. Her long body successfully covering everyone like a blanket.

>"Madeleine, w-wake up."
>Try to sneak out from snek
>"So, Yuuki, want to explain what happened?"
>"We might be here a while."
>Go back to sleep, you aren't in the mood.
>Other?
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Can we go and meet Tuile this thread?
It's been forever since we've met her

Getting a little bit annoyed that Madeleine keeps showing up all the time but Tuile doesn't
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>>44946642
Yeah sure.
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>>44946573
>Get another drink
>Go back to sleep, you aren't in the mood.
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>>44946573
>Other?
tickle the snek tail
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>>44946573
>Try to sneak out from snek
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>>44946573
>"So, Yuuki, want to explain what happened?"
>"We might be here a while."
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>>44946573
>>Try to sneak out from snek
>>"So, Yuuki, want to explain what happened?"
>>"We might be here a while."
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>>44946573
>"So, Yuuki, want to explain what happened?"
>"We might be here a while."
Like I want to escape this
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>>44946573
Also add >>44946702 to mine.
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>>44946573
>>"So, Yuuki, want to explain what happened?"
>>"We might be here a while."
>>44946642
Well we do live with her. Madeline not Tuile. Although she may pop around soon. If only because of the shit that happened last night. (which we all know is a convenient excuse)
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>tick that tail
>"So, Yuuki, want to explain what happened?"
>"We might be here a while."

Writing!
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>>44947029
FUCK. I just remembered what happened last night. It's too early and Jack's out of booze. Looks like Madeline's not the only one that will wake up to find Jacks hands upon their tail.
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>>44946642
I'm still annoyed that Madeleine's bio in the pastebin had remained absolutely nothing.
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>>44947133
Don't see what that (Madelein's pastebin stuff) has got to do with my post (wanting more Tuile in the thread)?
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A part of you just wants to lean back and go to sleep.

But Yuuki sleeping here with Annetta is disturbing. You can see Yuuki sneaking up here at night if Anna was in her hair, but to bring Anna and to have Anna follow her? That's a new level of weird that you're not quite ready to accept just yet.

Gently, you reach to your right and grab Atsuko's tail.

As to not disturb her; you drag it the puff of yellow toward the mass of snake. Gently, you rub it back and forth along the column of scales.
The end of her tail, which is currently ensnaring Yuuki, starts to shake and vibrate. It twitches and jumps as Madeleine's entire body seems to relax.

You think you could probably pull yourself free at this point. It's loosened enough of its grip.
"(J-Jack.)"

You turn your head to notice that, what length has lessened over your own body has grown over Yuuki's.

A sigh escapes your lips, and you resign yourself to your fate.

"So, Yuuki. Want to explain what happened? We might be 'ere a lil while."

She grumbles, and then pushes enough of Madeleine off of her to sit upright.

"Well, I won't give details because I'm worried what you'll do." She rubs the back of her head. "Last night, Biscotti had a break-in."
You sit rigid.

"A break-in?" You repeat, only conjuring images of circling sharks. "They capture the scum?"
"W-well." Yuuki clearly becomes uncomfortable at your sudden shift of facial expression. "A couple. It was-"
"There was more than ONE? What'd they want?"

Yuuki seems to be on the defensive. "I thought they were after this girl, but-"
"Spit it out, Lass."

"-but last night they tried to kidnap Louise."

>"I'LL KILL EM" with no regard to volume.
>"Ha! Good luck with that!"
>"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat!"
>"..She did do that, aye?"
>"That's the end of it, right? Louise is a strong little girl."
>"Let me get dressed. We head over there now."
>"No need to rush. They ain't dumb enough to come in the morn."
>Other?
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>>44947309
Huh, it's almost like I have more to put there soon.

I need to update that entire pastebin, really. Some characters are gonna get a major re-write on the pastebin.
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>>44947330
>[ANGRY PIRATE CAPTAIN NOISES]
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>>44947330
>>"Ha! Good luck with that!"
>>"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat!"
>>"..She did do that, aye?"
then when Yuki doesn't reply
>"I'LL KILL EM" with no regard to volume.
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>>44947330
>"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat!"
>"..She did do that, aye?"
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>>44947330
this: >>44947392
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>>44947330
>"That's the end of it, right? Louise is a strong little girl."
>"No need to rush. They ain't dumb enough to come in the morn."

Also >>44947361
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>>44947392
Also relevant pic
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>>44947330
>"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat!"
>"..She did do that, aye?"
Once we hear more then.
>"Let me get dressed. We head over there now."
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Jack can control water right? Does that mean He can control clouds?
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>>44947561
Maybe? Doubt he can do it at this time.
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>>44947330
>>"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat!"
>>"..She did do that, aye?"
>Once we hear more then.
>>"Let me get dressed. We head over there now."

Time for some pirate-style interrogation.
Talk about how we can very well go outside the barrier for this if need be, they WILL talk.
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>>44947561
Mm, what were you thinking of doing?
Some sort of disguise for our airship?
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>>44947361
I expect like 16 different versions of Arrr or Yaaar
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>>44947597
We need to get good.
>>44947643
More creating storm clouds. But we may need some friends to do that. Mainly I was thinking of ways to defeat our enemy's. Like blood control like in Avatar or drowning them.
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>>44947665
I want to teach all our duaghteru the proper way to yarr and dress them up to be our crew.
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>>44947903
Truly the most noble of goals
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>>44947903
an now we have 2 of them
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>>44947733
Either team up with a wind user or dabble in it ourselves
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>>44948026
I think we're up to 3 now?
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>>44948180
The black cat isn't a daughteru, yet.
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>>44948180
Keiko (Little green haired fox and Jacks summoner), Louise, Anyone else?
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>>44948229
Kayda?
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>>44948218
If we're lucky, she could be. Jack as a father figure could maybe make her the best cat person in the entire world.
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>>44948280
Isn't her princess a trap or something? Yuki wasn't happy about something.
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>>44948375
yep their princess is a prince
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>>44948398
goddammit. Why are the bears almost as bad as the cats?
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>>44948375
Yeah, bear land is weird as fuck.
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>>44948426
They're worse - remember, they've got that ancient super badass who wanted to kidnap everyone that they helped him with, and that psycho prince.
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Also, Kayda and Cody are from America, Yuki's Japanese, Dorje's Tibetan (or something), Louise is French. What nationality is Jack?
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>>44948494
Pirate


i think English
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>>44948494
i think he's english/pirate
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Sorry about that. some interruptions.

>>"Ha! Good luck with that!"
>>"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat!"
>>"..She did do that, aye?"

>ANGRY PIRATE NOISES

Writing!
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>>44948550
>>44948524
Kay thanks I thought he was English as well but I couldn't be sure if he was actually English or a Scot, a Welshman or an Irishman.
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Jack is indeed English, but his connection there stems mostly to their ports and liquor.
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>>44948711
He's actually an alcoholic
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>>44948776
No, he is a liquor enthusiast.
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>>44948776
>>44948844
Your both wrong he's aPirate its just part of the job, like cannons and cutlasses. The booze doesn't actually have any effect on him...really.
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You think about the end of her explanation. In particular, the part that begs for further understanding.

Someone broke into Biscotti castle last night. Furthermore, they tried to kidnap LOUISE!?

"Ha!" You laugh, barely able to contain your glee. "They tried to kidnap the AXEGIRL? Good luck with that!"
The smile on your face must make you look like a jackass.

"Aye'm sure she slung them over her head and threw them into the moat. She could probably lift ten men at once!"

Yuuki continues to stare at you. It's almost a little unnerving.

"What's the news report, then? Are they tangled in the masonry and need someone to come take apart the bricks? Maybe the masonry was destroyed when she smashed them against it? Hah. Imma love goin' to look at their bodies later."

Yuuki continues to stare.

"Err."

Her stare continues, with a slight frown.

"She DID wreck them, right? I mean, the unsafe part was them being rushed to the graveyard, aye?"

Stare continues, frown intensifies.

Then you start to frown.

It's just the two of you, staring at one another, frowning.

Except it's overcome by the overwhelming sense of rage.

"Louise.."
"She's safe.. but Pomelo had to rescue her." She continues to frown.

"I'LL KILL 'EM!" You stand to attention and shout. There's a jump next to you as blonde fuzz stands on end. "BUT BEFORE I KILL 'EM I'M GONNA GRIND THEIR ENTRAILS ACROSS THE DECK AND GRIND ALL THEIR TEETH INTO POWDER AFTER LIGHTIN' THEIR TESTES ON FI-"

"EEEK, Jack!? What the hell!?" Atsuko squeezes her pillow with a shriek.
"Jack, what do those words mean?" Keiko lazily sits up, rubbing her eyes.

>I'M HEADIN' TO BISCOTTI, TALK LATER
>No, no, calm down.
>How did POMELO save LOUISE? Is 'dis be trickery day?
>Same Pomelo that fergot to put on her underware during the trip, right?
>Same Pomelo that fuzzballed herself after fallin' off the cart, right?
>Whatever, SEETHING RAGE A GO!
>Calm down, have breakfast. Talk about this some with the eye witnesses.
>Other?
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>>44949293
>I'M HEADIN' TO BISCOTTI, TALK LATER
>Whatever, SEETHING RAGE A GO!
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>>44949293
>Calm down, have breakfast. Talk about this some with the eye witnesses.
>Same Pomelo that fergot to put on her underware during the trip, right?
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>>44949293
>How did POMELO save LOUISE? Is 'dis be trickery day?
>>Same Pomelo that fergot to put on her underware during the trip, right?
>>Same Pomelo that fuzzballed herself after fallin' off the cart, right?
>>Whatever, SEETHING RAGE A GO!
then eventually when patting fluffy tails has calmed jack down enough> have breakfast. Talk about this some with the eye witnesses.
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>>44949293
>>How did POMELO save LOUISE? Is 'dis be trickery day?
>>Same Pomelo that fergot to put on her underware during the trip, right?
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>>44949293
>Force yourself to calm down, deep breaths
>"Nevermind that lass"
>"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to talk to some fuzzballs"

Calming down then preparing for interrogation.
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>>44949293
>I'M HEADIN' TO BISCOTTI, TALK LATER
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>>44949293
>[SLIGHTLY LESS ANGRY PIRATE NOISES]
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>>44949347
Oh also once we talk about it with some eyewitnesses
>I'M HEADIN' TO BISCOTTI, TALK LATER
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>>44949293
>[MORE ANGRY PIRATE NOISES]
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>>44949497
>>44949404
We don't want to go to biscotti right now.
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>How did POMELO save LOUISE? Is 'dis be trickery day?
>>Same Pomelo that fergot to put on her underware during the trip, right?
>>Same Pomelo that fuzzballed herself after fallin' off the cart, right?
>>Whatever, SEETHING RAGE A GO!

>ANGRY PIRATE NOISES CONTINUE

writing!
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"J-Jack! Calm down! Louise is safe! Pomelo saved her! She wasn't hurt at all!"

"Pomelo did what!?" Atsuko seems just as surprised as you are!

"The same Pomelo who fergot to put on her underware during the trip!?"

Yuuki blushes, and then squeaks a resigned "Yes." under her breath.

"The same Pomelo that fuzzballs herself when she falls off a cart!?" Atsuko seems to voice the same exact sentiment you had.

Yuuki mutters another "Yes." under her breath.

Atsuko slowly turns her gaze up toward you, and you look down at her.

Both of you rush at Yuuki, grabbing each of her hands.

"The end times are nigh!?" Atsuko exclaims.
"HOW DOES THIS SOLVE MY SEETHING RAGE!?" You yell into her ear.

Strangely enough, Anna doesn't seem to wake up to any of this. Madeleine is slowly gathering herself.

"L-Listen, Charlotte and Louise are perfectly safe now. We were just attacked by ninjas last night."
"NINJAS?! Where!? In Biscotti?"
"Hold up, whars a 'Ninja' and how do I get my hands on it to rip it to shreds!?"

"Yuuki, dear." Madeleine interrupts, she's adjusting her top and stretching her arms. "Care to explain what these 'Ninjas' looked like?"

Yuuki seems confused by the question.
"They wore all black, lots of belts, tons of throwing knives, and-
"Gallete's Secret Service." Madeleine says, without a single pause.

Yuuki has a look of both disgust, hate, and utter shock on her face.
"Gallete- Madeleine! You're saying Gallete was trying to kidnap their own hero!?"

"Dunno way to say, hun." Madeleine leans back. "That just sounds exactly what you described."

Yuuki's face goes blank, for a second you almost see the color drain out.

"I'm going to stomp Catland flat." She says, plainly and with certainty. "Don't try to stop me."

>"Stop you? I'll join you!"
>"I've been waiting to hear that for years!"
>"Madeleine, Why do ye know of this? Tell us about 'em!"
>"Who controls them?"
>"Y'know what, I'll get dese answers from the prisoners."
>"Or Charlotte."
>Other?
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>>44950571
>"Stop you? I'll join you!"
>"I've been waiting to hear that for years!"
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>>44950571
>[PIRATE NOISES OF AGREED DESTRUCTION]
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>>44950571
>>"Stop you? I'll join you!"
>>"I've been waiting to hear that for years!"
>>"Madeleine, Why do ye know of this? Tell us about 'em!"
>>"Who controls them?"
Catland done goofed.
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>>44950571
Basically these two >>44950612
>>44950622


But kiss Madeleine's forhead in excitement about destroying Catland
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>>44950571
>>"Stop you? I'll join you!"
>>"I've been waiting to hear that for years!"
>>"Madeleine, Why do ye know of this? Tell us about 'em!"
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>>44950571

>"Stop you? I'll join you!"
>"I've been waiting to hear that for years!"
catpocalypse is starting
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>>44950571
>"Madeleine, Why do ye know of this? Tell us about 'em!"
Announcer continuing to make Catland worse every thread.
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>>44950571

>"Stop you? I'll join you!"
>"I've been waiting to hear that for years!"
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Is it going to be a real war or an Olympic, televised war?
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>>44950762
Its not going to be a war. Its going to be Jack Yuki and Cody literally leveling catland. Destroying all the buildings and drowning all the mangy moggies that had anything to do with anything bad that happened in catland.
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People.
Please.
Focus on the kidnapping bear royals FIRST, ok?
Can't we do that?

>"Don't forget about the bears, can't let those assholes do whatever they want"
>"Y'know what, I'll get dese answers from the prisoners."
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>>44950842
Which is closer, cats or bears?
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>>44950819
And what do we then do about bear land when we'd have one less group to help us out against them?
Remember that super-badass?

Jesus fuck announcer did you have to do this?
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>>44950842
What is this kidnapping you speak of?
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>>44950856
Bears are more dangerous, we need to focus on them.
Remember, ancient hero who can kick everyone's ass and, unlike with catland, their royalty is filled with open psychopaths that need to be put down.
We CAN NOT afford to be distracted here or I bet things'll go to shit.
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>>44950857
Drown him as well. If I remember correctly we could make him bleed, therefore we can kill him. And if that doesn't work we throw sea monsters at him until he dead.

Also seeing as Jack can control water does that mean he can control the water in peoples bodies?
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>>44950863
Remember the mass kidnapping of villages and such?
That was the bear kingdom assholes, with their psychopath prince and that jackass king who tried to trick us to talk so he could trap us all.

As the hero of these lands, we need to focus on them, because they're far, far more dangerous and could very well end up depopulating everyone else in their insane work to drag people away elsewhere.
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>>44950915
We tried throwing water against him, that didn't work so well remember?
We came up with the idea of training everyone together... but, here's the key point: THAT WILL NOT WORK if we seriously attack catland with the intent of destroying it.
Especially since it could lead to chaos and destruction where those demon things could also jump in to screw.
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>>44950917
OH you meant that the Bears were kidnappers. I thought you meant we would kidnap the bears. Whoops. I missed the the.
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That river is going to be plenty busy WHEN WE DROWN EVERYONE IN IT!
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>>44950973
Not now, please.
We need to focus on the bears.
If we're to be a captain, a leader, we need to at least try and keep the larger picture in mind.
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>>44950999
Jack just needs some time to vent, we'll get back to it, probably.
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>>44950612
>>44950635
Years?
What?
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>This whole reaction

I can't say I didn't expect it!

>Stop you? I'll join you!
>I've been waiting to hear that for years!

Writing!
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>>44951018
No clue. Perhaps it's just Jack exaggerating?
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People, please, just vote for this or something >>44950842


>>44951013
Not if venting leads to doing something bad against catland.
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>>44950682
It's annoying as fuck is what it is.
WHY is announcer doing this when we've got perfectly serviceable bear assholes to focus on?
What the fuck.

And now, because some people are emotional, we're gonna fuck it up for ourselves and that psycho prince will once again get to be a fucked up maniac doing whatever when next we meet him instead of being put down by a team of heroes that fight him, his father and that ancient badass.

>>44951028
That vote doesn't even make any sense!
We haven't been here for years!
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>>44950954
We didn't try using the water already in his body.
I do agree with getting good. Also you seem to be forgetting that SHITS WRONG WITH CATLAND. Somehow I think we need to deal with the shit closer to home, before the enemy further away. Any of you think that maybe its not JUST bears working with the BBEG. Why would they try to kidnap their own hero? Why would they lock up a dragon princess and a bastard daughter of their king? If we are going to have them help with the bears, HOW can we trust them when shit like this is going on?
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Anyone else getting kinda burnt out on the continuous Catland hate? After the segments between Cody, Yuuki and Hack, can't we just have some other nation or group be shit for awhile?
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>>44951073
>>44951018
Ever heard of exaggeration?
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>>44951109
>Hack
Jack, I mean.
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>>44951109
Yep.
I like catland, I thought the princess was adorable and I liked that Louise got friends.
Even that shirtless guy turned out pretty decent.
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>>44951129
To be honest theirs a lot that is good with Catland. The Mage seems alright as does the Princess and the two female knights. The Brother knight is a bit uptight and we haven't really interacted with shirtless enough. However it appears that their are certain elements in Catland that are up to less than stellar shenanigans.
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>>44951084
Sure, it's not ideal, but that's no reason to go "let's destroy catland!"
Try and find out who the enemies are and remove them, sure, but raging at a whole nation?

>>44951109
It'd be nice if we could see some nice stuff about catland, show that they're fundamentally decent people.
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I think right now Jack just wants to blame someone for people being stupid, even if those stupid people are cats.
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>>44951129
Gougere is pretty damn good too, if you ask me. These past couple threads with Yuuki and her blind loathing towards her was rather annoying.
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>>44951216
Didn't Gougere cry from relief?
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>>44951182
One of the knights ran herself exhausted trying to get help, didn't she?
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Everyone is pretty tired of bullshit and just need a break to realise that not all cats suck, just some of them, and once we find those someones... we beat the fuck out of them.
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>>44951267
Felice
She was with Pomelo when the kidnapping happened, so she's clean.
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>>44951206
This whole thing can be solved by getting a contest of Jack vs. basically all of Catland until he is tuckered out.
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Yeah, let's focus less on DESTROYING CATLAND and more on ridding it of the more undesirable elements, hmm? If things get fixed enough maybe dragon girl can live there again but this time as a noble so they can enjoy the fertility perks again.
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>>44951327
How flat is catland again?
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>>44951185
So far they have shown Jack, Cody and Yuki that they are not very good people. Jack tries to do the best for their hero and everyone tries to stop him to stop him. We find small girls locked in dungeons with no real explanation why. For some reason a group of individuals now believed to be Catland Spec-ops attempted to kidnap several heros. NOT JUST Louise they were also after Dorje, Kayda and Yuuki. (we rolled for this last thread Louise didn't pass DC)
A lot of my votes against cat land are based of of what the characters would think about it from the actions they have observed.
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>>44951239
She did.

That aside, Now that I go back to last thread Gougere said that a mating season had been absent for so long. I wonder what's up with that?
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>>44951340
Not as flat as it's going to be
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>>44951379
But what about the women? How flat are they?
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>>44951366
Is that why Catland is so shit? Is everybody pent up?
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>>44951357
Sure, let's go up to Felice, who ran herself ragged trying to get help, and tell her her kingdom needs to be destroyed.
Let's go up to the princess, who hugged and asked Louise for forgiveness, and tell her catland needs to end.
Then we can go around the villages where families are trying to grow food and tell them they're all either going to die or see their homes destroyed!
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>>44951462
More likely going to knock down the castle gate and put the king in a headlock until he explains why he's such an asshole.
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>>44951414
Not sure how mating seasons work in this world, but if it had a regular interval and it got thrown off that badly, it could affect the Cats psychologically, perhaps?

>Jack solves the mating season conundrum of Cats
>Unfortunately, fixes it in the middle of Catland and now surrounded by horny cats that haven't been laid in years.
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"Stop you!?" You jump from your bed, throwing on your coat. "I'LL JOIN YOU!"

Yuuki seems surprised, maybe even a little worried.
"What? really? You're not going to say something stern like Cody?"
"I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT FOR YEARS!" You laugh with glee. "We gonna go stomp some cats into the dirt. Atsuko, I'm borrowin' yer bird."
"Get bent! I want to go too!"

"Jack, Yuuki. Stop."

There's a tiny, almost commanding voice that slowly edges itself from groggy to fully alert.
Anna picks herself up, and stretches her tiny arms. Her bunny-ears twitch slightly at the feeling of the cool air.

>Cont.
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>>44951520
So what you're saying is we'll need bodyguards?
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>>44951496
Where has the King been this whole time? After all these threads of helping and saving the cats, why have we never met the guy?
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>>44951379
I think you might have misread it. not sure couldn't find relevant segment
>>44951462
Good Idea.
They'll go "why" and then we'll explain and if they had no idea about any of it they'll go "huh you might have a good reason but lets not. maybe you should calm down and we can talk this out" Or maybe just maybe they might actually agree with us. Please think before posting.
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"Listen, I know you're both upset about Gallete. I understand completely." She crosses her tiny arms. "But going over there and smashing things up is not the thing to do! The thing to do is handle this maturely, and find a political answer to lure them into a sense of security."

There's one thing you can't argue. When Annetta wants to be mature, she's the most mature person in the room. It's no wonder she's a princess. She argues with grace and civility in ways you didn't think a kid her age could manage.

"And only then, after you get what you want-" Anna makes a stabbing motion. "THAT is when you stab them in the back. Then you kick them when they're down, but you don't do that a moment before you get what you want!"

She has cunning, too! That's princess material!

"Eh?! What was that last part?!" Yuuki seems appalled.
"Yuuki! As your princess I don't want you causing trouble today! We're gonna handle this like it's a business! We're gonna find out what makes this girl special and why the would kidnap their own heroes! The pounding and smashing can be your motivation once we get done!"

"Aye like this plan!" You clap your hands together.

"But-" Yuuki seems at a loss for words. "If you're sure about it."
"I'm positive about it!" She stomps her foot. "Now come on, everyone. Get dressed. We have a lot of work to do today."

"Eh? Me too?" Atsuko seems surprised at Anna staring right at her.
"Of course! You know people from Gallete, maybe you can ask around."

>"I'm gonna go find Cody, I think all three of us should do this as a group."
>"I'm gonna take Madeleine with us, too. She apparently knows about some of this."
>"Madeleine, we need to talk. About things. I have questions."
>"Actually Atsuko, you stay here with the youngins', I think we got this."
>"I'm off! Catch up with me when ye can."
>Other?
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>>44951570
I think he's dead
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>>44951588
>>44951570
He's alive, he's been on assignment.

We'll get more into that when we meet Charlotte again.
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>>44951579
>>"Madeleine, we need to talk. About things. I have questions."
and then maybe we can go find Cody.
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>>44951574
>Or maybe just maybe they might actually agree with us.
>Maybe they'll actually agree to destroy their homes
Yeah sure dude.

>Please think before posting
Please rein in that hateboner you've got for the cats.
I've had to read about this for multiple fucking threads.
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>>44951579
>>"I'm gonna go find Cody, I think all three of us should do this as a group."
>>"I'm gonna take Madeleine with us, too. She apparently knows about some of this."
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>>44951579
>Let's try and get Tuile to help out, yeah? She should know things about catland."
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>>44951579
>"I'm gonna take Madeleine with us, too. She apparently knows about some of this."
>"Madeleine, we need to talk. About things. I have questions."
Tell me about these "Ninja".

Also
>"And only then, after you get what you want-" Anna makes a stabbing motion. "THAT is when you stab them in the back. Then you kick them when they're down, but you don't do that a moment before you get what you want!"
I think I like Annetta now. She'd make a fine pirate herself! Plus Jack's harem still has to have at minimum a fluffy/scale/whatever tail of every kind
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>>44951623
So have I go cry in a hole. And as I have posted multiple time before. The Princess, The Mage and the TWO female Knights are alright. But seeing as we're all anons here I'll forgive you.
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>>44951680
we need a bear, a sheep and a squirrel.
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>>44951727
>Squirrel
Sure

>Sheep
Eh.

>Bear
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>44951736
>Not wanting a qt beargirl
Just cause the bear royals suck, doesn't mean they all do.
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>>44951825
The peasants we met in that one bear village were alright.
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>>44951825
Bears don't have long fluffy tails.
They've got some tiny little nub or whatever.
Thus they are inferior.
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>>44951648
Seconding.

>Let's try and get Tuile to help out, yeah? She should know things about catland."
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>>44951847
Jack loves all tails equally.
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>>44951847
They have as much fluffy tail as Rabbits.
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Wow this thread is way more active than some of the previous ones.
It's nice.
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>>44951855
She should also be very happy to show off her knowledge which would be helpful.

>>44951872
>>44951864

Look all I'm saying is, they're not equal to foxes or squirrels, who are clearly at the top far as the amount of fluffy tail available per girl.
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>>44951928
It's certainly is a nice change of pace.
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>>44951975
True I cannot argue with this....Your a Shit...Nope can't argue.
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Hm.
What if... what if this was done from agents of the bear kingdom?
They might've had agents or something in catland.
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>>44951975
Eh, Just cause you got more of something, doesn't mean it's always better than something that comes in a smaller package.

Basically, Quality > Quantity. Or just different tastes. But that's just me.
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>>44952024
My logic is flawless, yes.
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Agreed, I like the surge in activity.

>Madeleine, got some questions for you
>Let's get Tuile involved in this.

Writing!
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>>44952043
Possible Option #4
Possible Option # 1 Catland a shit
Possible Option # 2 Certain high ranked cats do not believe that they need heroes
Possible Option # 3 Certain Cats believe that heroes need to stop meddling in their corrupt and shady affairs
Possible Option # 4 Certain Cats are working with Certain Bears to reach a Certain goal.
>>44952105
Lyra?
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>>44952156
Hoping it's #4
Maybe it'll end up with us going to every country as we prepare to attack the bears and help solve some of their issues?
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>>44952191
Actually I think it might be # 4. I think when Catland village disappeared. The Cats ignored it. At first we though it was because the Cats are incompetent but maybe.... (also may be remembering things wrongly)
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>>44952084
I mean, take Tuile, wouldn't you say her quality is also better than those of bear kingdom?
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>>44952262
Can't say. I'm going to need Jack to rub some more bear tail before I can make an opinion.
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>>44952262
It's hard to disagree. Even if at first we thought she was a bitch. But then she is Not!Horo.
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>>44952312
Hah I remember that.
Then we heard her talking with her uncle and everything ended up nicer than expected!
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>>44952289
Well I can't argue against needing proper fact checking here.
So I suppose we'll have to grab Tuile and some bear girl and fondle their tails for as long as it takes to come to a decision.
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>>44952350
Well, that's what happens when characters get development. Sometimes all you need to like a character (or at the very least, come to understand them) is to know what makes them tick.
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>>44952403
that all zero time stamp
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>>44952373
God dammit the closest Bear girl is that head maid. Why can't we have a nice Bear girl o hand. QUICK to the airship we need to raid a Bear village.
>>44952403
Maybe that's what the head maid needs. Nut I doubt it.
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>>44952373
Well, if we're going to be assuming Tulie does actually have the best dog tail, we would in turn have to find the best bear tail in order to properly science this out.
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>>44952455
On hand, or At hand whatever.
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>>44952455
The maid was honestly a little creepy...
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>>44952459
She's a priuncess, of course she has the best tail.
Probably have like tail care products and some special super-expensive brush to take care of it and everything.
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>>44952503
Well she is the 'princesses' aunt....
>>44952455
And Dammit I meant BUT I doubt it, BUT.
>>
Oh geez my power went out give me a little more time.
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>>44952403
Yeah that was the first time she really had any major screentime.
And it helps that she also started on the path towards working on improving herself.
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>>44952547
Hope it's nothing too bad?
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>>44952537
Eh, ok, so the maid it is.
Unless we go with someone from that village that we entered before the whole marriage plot happened.
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"Aye, sounds like a deal."

"Then it's settled!" Anna grabs Yuuki's arm. "We're gonna go get dressed, and we'll meet you out front in a few minutes!"

"I'll go get some potion-" Madeleine is just about to slink out the door.
But you have a hand around that scaly tale.

"Madeleine, we need to talk."
"Huh? Okay Jack."

Atsuko gets Keiko and the new girl up. She digs into the Shrine's rations as you lead Snakelady out of the shrine. She starts rummaging through some kind of bag she's left out to chill in the morning dew.

"First off, Aye know ye have some secrets, and I don't want to pry."
"Welll, I have a few." Madeleine says with no shortage of playfulness.

"Well, aye'd like to know what the ninjas were to you? Do ye know any of them?"
She puts up her hands defensively. "No no, it's not like that. Gallete secret service is like a branch of Gallete's political thing. I just know about it."

"How ye know about it?"

"Well." Her tail lightly brushes the dirt. "When I ran the potion shop in Gallete, they were always asking for 'secret' blends. They're supposed to make those themselves because their existence is a secret and all, but they came to my shop anyway."

"Know whar te find them?"
"Gallete's castle, barring that, no."

"What's their job?"

Madeleine picks up a strange container and places it inside her satchel. "To be the sword of high-ranking politicians. They can't fight, and they wanted a kind of police force all to themselves. Lords and Dukes can order them around at will."

Their involvement.. Damn it.

"So yer saying this really just leads to more questions and zero leads."

"It confirms something I've known for a while. Gallete is rotten." Madeleine shrugs. "You could have guessed that by now, I'm sure."

>How we go about 'fixing' it?
>Can we fix it?
>Should we fix it?
>Ferget it, I just want to make sure everyone is safe, where should I start?
>Aye, Madeleine stay here today. I got this.
>Other?
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>>44952802
>>How we go about 'fixing' it?
>>Can we fix it?
>>
>>44952802
>so, what's in their "secret" brew?
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>>44952802
So, err, what about Tuile?

>"To be the sword of high-ranking politicians. They can't fight, and they wanted a kind of police force all to themselves. Lords and Dukes can order them around at will."
Yeah, thinking this is some high-level plot, but it shouldn't involve everyone in catland.
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>>44952802
>How we go about 'fixing' it?
>Can we fix it?
Possible Option # 5 Certain Cats want a coup.
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>>44952802
>>Can we fix it?
Cause yeah, we need catland to be good.
Got a future fight against the bear royals.
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>>44952802
>Just what sort of stuff did they ask for?
>Hopefully it isn't just exotic tea.
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>>44952802
>How we go about 'fixing' it?
>Can we fix it?
>Should we fix it?
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>>44952802
So can we fix it seems like the best question to ask here.
Its puts Jack on the road towards unfucking the situation, something he's good at.
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>>44952886
I really didn't want to put this. But just letting you all know I'm feeling really smug right now. But also really shitty about feeling smug. I also feel sorrow for all those who want Catland to be a better place than it is. But at most we can hope that all the good people (princess, mage, two knights) stay good. And that the others Sheepland, Bunnyland, Squirrelland and Dogland don't have any problems like Bearland and Catland. (also as much as I like her Madeline might be a little it biased)
>>
>What's in the brew?
>How we go about 'fixing' it?
>Can we fix it?

Writing!
>>
Folks I wanted to say: I really appreciate the discussion in this thread. I'm reading through it, and loving the speculation. Keep it up!
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>>44953147
Glad you're enjoying it, was worried we'd have made you upset.
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>>44953293
Upset over discussion?

No no no no no, You're free to say whatever you want about the quest. I appreciate the feedback!

See, the discussion does two very good thing for me: It lets me look at how players are picking up hooks I'm laying, and it lets me know if I'm doing a good job conveying information.

That's why I really love the discussion. If I'm conveying information poorly, then that's my fault and I need to correct it somehow before it completely throws everyone for a loop as to what character motivations are, etc.

Please, by all means, I love it!
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>>44953358
So, can Jack control blood? or the water in peoples bodies?
>>
>>44953375
Theoretically, yes.

Emblem magic in the show (Yeah, it was in the show) was just generic "Do what you want" stuff. so I see no reason not to with the rules I've set.
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>>44953375
he could use it to control his own blood and never get soft. This will come in handy during mating season.
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>>44953412
For sake of not going overboard, stuff like bloodbending should at least be rather difficult.
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>>44953425
He's really gonna need that ability.
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>>44953443
Especially if the target is moving.
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>>44953412
Now to get a Pirate from the age of sail to learn that he can control peoples bodies against their will...
>>44953425
Also. OKAY.
>>44953443
Figuring it out. I agree it should be difficult, but after Jack knows that he can do it, not so much.
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>>44953471
We could practice on Cody when he's trying to run from his fiance.
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>>44953490
That we could. Though he may hate us for it.
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>>44953490
Why does he want to run, anyway?
She's royalty, she's got a big fluffy tail, and she seems very in love so the marriage won't be loveless.
This is honestly better than he could ask for.
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>>44953490
I'd rather not accidentally blow him up.

Let's try it on that one really scary dude when we see him again.
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"So, What's in the secret brew?"

"They wanted a pepper mixture. Ground up peppers from the wilderness combined with oil and lard to create an aerosol. I think they put it in smokebombs to burn people's eyes."
"Argh, that's harsh."

"Yet kinda clever." Madeleine throws her cloak over her. It's laden with various bottles and vials. "I mean, relatively speaking."

"Tell me somethin', Aye know ye were in Gallete a long time. What do we do about 'fixin' it?"

"Well, you have to understand. Gallete is big. It's like twice the size of Biscotti." Charlotte leans back. "It's almost a major trading port, and a center of commerce. This is probably like any other really big kingdom, right?"

You can't say you'd disagree. You want Catland to be your ally, you really do. Charlotte and Louise, as well as their knights. They all seem like decent people albeit a little crazy.

-And dickish.

"That said, ye would think they would lay the fuck off while we are facing an actual crisis. Why're they tryin' this shit when they haven't even moved back into their castle?"

"THAT-!" Madeleine puts her finger to your lips, "Is exactly what I've been thinking of the last few days!"
"..Really?"

"That's right!" Madeleine looks really proud of herself right now. "You see, I have a theory. Now, I didn't expect LOUISE to get kidnapped, but it still fits my theory!" She grins.

You're kind of confused.


>Cont.
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"You probably already know about the prideful thing and not wanting to admit they're wrong and blah blah blah." Madeleine waves her hand. "Gallete specifically chose at one time not to let Charlotte take the throne in the King's absence. Here's the problem though: none of them can agree to take it because they don't want to be blamed when something goes wrong. So their entire leadership is in limbo."

"How does this factor into taking Louise?"

"Well, I was thinking, it makes sense if you kidnap Charlotte. If someone can make her agree to take the throne, then all of Gallete's problems are now her fault and her problem. Like for instance, dragons." She pulls at her hair. "Kidnapping Louise makes a lot of sense. I'm sure Charlotte would do anything for her. It makes me wonder if she wasn't given the hero scroll specifically because someone felt she needed a bodyguard. Funny how things work out."

"Whar's this girl with the black hair fit into it?"
"My guess? Charlotte's surrogate." Madeleine peers inside the shrine. "The King hasn't been back to Gallete in years. I'm curious who this 'Dad' person she keeps speaking of might be."

>Let's go ask.
>Let's wait until we have more info.
>That's kind of a far fetched suggestion.
>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>Maybe?
>I'm going back to Catland just being a bunch of assholes.
>Other?
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>>44953721
>>Let's wait until we have more info.
>>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>>
>>44953721
>I'm going back to Catland just being a bunch of assholes.
>>
>>44953721
>Let's wait until we have more info.
>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>>
Heading off to bed now, thanks for running the quest Announcer.
Will read the whole thing when I wake up tomorrow.
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>>44953721
>>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
"That Dragon girl kept on saying her dad would get angry if we free her. Do you know anyone in Catland who can hypnotize people?"
Also does Yuki still have that picture?
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>>44953721
>>>Let's wait until we have more info.
>>>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>>
>>44953721
>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>>
>>44953762
Have a nice night!
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>>44953721
>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>But still, Let's wait until we have more info.
Still got to wonder what we'll do with our Dragon girl and her sisters eventual return.
>>
>Actually no, that makes a lot of sense
>But still, Let's wait until we have more info.

Writing last post of the night!
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The words seem to ebb and flow in your mind. It's like pieces of a puzzle coming together.

Gallete not being very organized comes as little surprise to you. You're surprised they're holding together as a kingdom at all if that's the thing going on.
It seems callous to try and manipulate a young girl that way. At the same time, that seems very Catland of them.

Catland are dicks.

"Let's wait until we have more info." You set down one of the potions Madeleine handed to you. "We'll ask her about it when we have enough to maybe piece together who it is."

"Yeah, making wild accusations wouldn't exactly help my reputation, either."
"Screw 'em," You take a drink from your flask. "Aye can only think of a few right now who I would really trust, and that number is growin' smaller."

You put the cap back on your flask and turn to Madeleine, "And yer theory? About Gallete? It makes a lot of sense. I don't get the finer details of it, I need to figure more of this out."
"So, what is your next step?"

"Confront Catland, Aye'll go get Tuile and go right to Charlotte with what we know. It'll be enough to at least know if she's on our side or not."

"That's not a bad plan!"

"Aye, and after that I gotta deal with a dragon girl. Did I tell ye about her?"
"Some drunken mumbling when you got home last night."

"There's some dragon girl we found beneath Gallete. She claimed to be the reason Gallete was having good farming seasons."

"..Huh, really?"
"Yar. According to her, at least."

"Seems a little. I don't know, far fetched." Madeleine shrugs.

After today, nothing seems far fetched for you.
"I'm gonna hit the road, catch up with me later, okay?"
"Will do!"

You don't even bother trying to search for Atsuko or her bird. You reckon that you can get to the castle in about thirty minutes flat if you really book it.

At least, you WOULD be getting to the castle in thirty minutes flat, if there wasn't some kind of commotion happening just outside of the shrine.

>Cont.
>>
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Yuuki, Anna, and Atsuko are standing around a familiar looking bird with a familiar looking person on the back..

Green-haired, with a dumb smile, and a silly accent. It's Feliece. She's one of Gallete's knights, and usually the first to come ask for help when she needs it.

Speaking of which, that dumb smile seems to be missing from her face. Instead, it's replaced with a look of worry.

That look quickly vanishes when she sees you approaching.

"Jack! Jack Jack Jack Jack!" She's waving her arm like you somehow don't see her.

"Felice, what's goin' on?"

"I don't know if you know this, but Biscotti was attacked last night."
"I heard."
"Well, Charlotte was targeted. So she's been acting scared all day, even with knights posted in her bedroom. About an hour ago, one of the maids spooked her and she ran off and hid with Louise."

"She's HIDING?"
"Yeah! Hiding! Ain't that weird? Anyway we want all the help we can get. Cody is no where to be found and Tuile told me Yuuki took Anna to a safehouse. So that just leaves you unless Yuuki is coming with me."

Oh boy, you haven't had breakfast yet and now you have to search for a missing cat. You hope this isn't indicative of the rest of your day.

>Thread End
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>>44955030
Thanks Announcer.
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Wow that was a long thread.

Thanks to everyone who participated today. I loved the discussion! Hopefully we can soften that spot for Catland sometime in the future.

But until then, let me know what you thought of the thread! Thanks for participating.
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>>44955030
Thanks for running!
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>>44955053
thanks for running
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>>44955053
Thanks for running. It was nice to have a longer thread than usual.
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>>44955053
Thanks for running
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