Its op of last thread again and im back from the game. It didnt go bad but i certainly saw a few more red flags in everybody. Except john hes confirmed bro.
>John Ton Anec
Other than i guess using wrestling moves when they aren't necessary he RPed well enough and was a cool guy to everybody else. Took his smoking outside and gave the kid of the group a ride home.
She seems to be trying to shoehorn herself into party leader roll but most of her orders are ignored. She also has a problem of trying to start or get into conversations with NPCs that don't concern her. However shes not bad at RP but could use work and so far is taking care of the wolf good enough and isn't doing anything that screams "i need to be the center of attention much".
Earlier i said healslut as a joke turns out i was pretty on the ball. RP is so far one of the best of the group he can switch from OOC to IC shy awkward healer girl easily and i could genuinely take her attitude towards others as how the religion taught her to her best understanding. At the same time however hes going the whole nine yards with "I'm sorry if my heals aren't good enough" and "I blush at the praise" as a few quotes. Seems to forget about healing during downtime but keeps everybody alive in combat at least.
Ok so edgy was right when i explained him. The first tavern he literally went to the corner table and looked over all the other patrons and ignored every npc who tried to talk to him. He isn't to bad and so far hasn't tried to fudge rolls or do illegal things but we did have a slight argument over how he ate or drank without removing his mask that as he explains is just a flat white mask with two eye holes in it. Honestly expected worst but other than that and one edgy kill he wasn't to bad.
If anybody wants the story of whats happened ingame just ask but for now what other red flags do you look for in players.
Stories mate. I got some popcorn and nothing to do.
Depending on the GM and the game, it can drag out or derail certain scenes. It's not a huge issue, but it's the deal where good roleplaying in one situation can be out of place in another.
Luna is doing better than she otherwise could be, anything problems look to be more from lack of experience than anything.
As for number four, keep an eye on him. It could be lack of roleplay experience or it could be That Guy waiting for his moment to strike. The edge could be lack of experience, but if he does end up spotlight hogging or cheating later, don't let that be an excuse.
My red flags:
>men playing as female characters
>players who question why I never roleplay female NPCs because I'm not a faggot
>players who like any anime
>players capable of basic social interactions
>any form of life
Well met, my fellow sentient undead energy being!
Very funny. Although this makes me question now: how awkward would it be if my character was a middle aged female dragonborn? I figured it'd be fun to try to roleplay that situation, but I don't want to make things awkward.
Gonna green text this shit assuming that you guys don't want a novella
>Part 1 The meet up.
>Everybody arrives with john being 5 minutes late no problem i was still double checking the characters to be sure no fudging went on
>Start of game they start away from each other
>They either notice or are told by an NPC that some shit is going down at the outskirts of town
>They all go except Tyranius who ignores the person telling him
>Eventually goes when another NPC talks about looting after the fight
>They get there around the same time find a group of guards fighting an undead owlbear
>John runs in first attempting to knock the owlbear prone
>Bitch slaps him to the ground for half his health
>Luna fires an arrow from her longbow for full damage
>Serena heals john with cure wounds for a whopping 3hp
>Apologizes for low healing
>John:Bah healing is healing and you seem to be good at it now try the opposite on this damn bear thing
>Serena blushes and nods
>Tyranius Doesn't get past AC with his rapier
>John notices a nearby dry well
>Lures it towards there with his turn letting the others know his plan to knock it in
>Luna looses another shot hitting it again but for much less
>Serena casts bless on john, luna, and tyranius
>Tyranius hits with his rapier dealing decent damage
>Owlbear now infront of well bitting Tyraniuses head knocking him into crit
>John: I drop kick the bastard into the well
>Fucker goes flying but survives hitting the bottom
>John alright find some straw lets start a bearbaque
>Eye rolls but all in all good fight
>Serena remembers about critted tyranius and heals him up
>Tyranius: You should have healed me sooner if i died you people would have been screwed!
>Serena looks down
>They go to a tavern after being payed for the help
>All sit around a table except Tyranius who literally goes to a corner alone and looks over the other patrons
>Gets food and tries to persuasion a free meal
>Fails and pays normal price
>Tyranius:I eat without taking my mask off
>Like you move it up?
>No i keep it on and eat
>You explained the mask as one of those ballistic masks just made of thin material and white instead of black
>Well i don't take my mask off
>Alright you cut the food into tiny bits and fit them under the mask's chin
>They ask the bartender for jobs and he directs them to a wall with papers for different jobs
>All want to go check out a disappearance of some kid at a "Haunted" manor at the edge of town
>John suggests go help farmers with wolf problem and they agree as they dont know whats in the manor and could be to weak
>Farmers tell em they come at night and they stake out the area finding the wolves going under a hole in the fence
>Luna tries to talk the wolves down
>Enrages them farther with a nat 1
>John takes about 3 damage but power bombs the wolf killing it
>Luna kills another after apologizing
>One remaining wolf runs away
>Luna wants to bury the wolves or bring them back to the forest to feed the land
>Tyranius kicks one and says they should get the pelts to sell or wear
>Argument thats settled with John agreeing to bring em into the woods and leave them
>Head back to town after the farmers pay them and take up a job to find bandits base or at least kill the ones stalking the roads
>Find one and track him home almost get noticed but thankfully stay in the trees
>Find a small group of tents around a cave where the bandits seem to be staying
>Spot five bandits inside and start planning on how to go about the murder of said bandits
>John:I got an idea you guys get ready to flank em il distract
>Everybody gets decent sneak rolls and get in position
>John wears shirt as cape
>Puts a bag over his head and cuts eye holes
>Jumps on a crate at the edge of camp and strikes a pose getting their very surprised attention
B-but how am I going to post a passive-aggressive greentext about how bad the system/D&D edition he's using and completely derail the thread if I don't know what it is?
Oh fine, you win this day.
Yes this is D&D 5e
>John i mean BAGMAN!:I hope you have eaten well evil doers! For i BAGMAN! have seen your sins and the only bag you will receive today. Is a body bag!
>Elbow drops the biggest guy with a nat 20 killing him
>Rest of group kill the very confused and afraid bandits from behind
>Luna hits a guy with an arrow and finishes him off with her short sword
>Serena knocks a guy down with his tribal club
>John finishes him off with a throat punch
>Tyranius gets an 18 and crits with his rapier through a guys heart
>Tyranius: I look in his eyes and tell him "Goodnight.."
>Last guy tries to run
>Johns having none of that and chucks a barrel at him yelling "Evil never escapes the BAGMAN!"
>Tie him up for later questioning and loot up the camp
>Find a note showing the robberies weren't random and it seems that these bandits were hired by some third party
>Question bandit about it after threats of execution back at the city he says that he was hired along with the others to attack anybody who tried to go into town that had a anything that seemed to be magic related
> John starts untying him but tyranius stabs him with his rapier
OP: It's really important that you know just how shit of a DM you are. But more than that, you also need to know that at least half of your players are literal cancer and should never be allowed to touch dice again.
For everyone's sake, I hope there is no session 2.
My DM dealt with an edgelord in a pretty creative way you might try. When the player declared that he was going to the shadowy corner of the tavern, DM said it was occupied. Player tied going to every corner of the bar and DM declared that each one was occupied. Someone (don't remember who) asked jokingly (and a little drunkly at that point in the night) if it was the same person in all the corners.
So it was that our group met the minor god of shadowy corners in bars, who occupies every shadowy corner of every bar in the entire universe.
>Guy is screaming in pain and trying to get out of his half untied rope
>John is freaking out as he doesn't break promises and everybody else is discussing rather at this point killing the guy would be the best decision
>John picks him up and runs to a nearby house
>Kid opens the door and sees a shirtless man with a bag on his head holding a guy with a whole in his lung
>Kid calmly closes the door then screams for his parents
>John drops the guy and leaves a note with 5 gold asking that the people take care of him the best they can
>Gets back to group and berates Tyranius for trying to murder a tied up unarmed man
>"Whatever, it was foolish to let him live"
>Get back to city and inform the guard of their findings
>Head guard thanks them and puts a little extra in their reward for the findings
>Last job they decide to check out strange noises coming from a funeral home (This was supposed to kick start the actual main story)
>Some guy in a black cloak is stealing a elf's corpse with the help of two skeletons
>John wants to front flip kick him
>nat1 ends up jumping into a coffin and hurting his hand on the way in
>Serena tries to turn undead and succeeds in killing one skeleton other skeleton picks up the dead ones femur and bats Luna over the head for 4 damage
>Luna misses with bow
>Tyranius misses with rapier
>John stand up holding the coffin and falls on the cloaked man trapping him
>Skeleton crits Luna with the femur knocking her into crit
>Serena heals Luna
>Luna heals herself
>Tyranius gets a nat1 with his rapier and loses it inside the skeletons ribs
>Coffin shakes violently with john and the cloaked man fighting in a very tight space
>Man tries to say something but john shoves his mask into his mouth to silence him
>Skeleton pulls out rapier as his new weapon
>Serena hits it with her tribal club
>Luna finishes it off with her bow at point blank
>They remember john and take off the coffin just as hes putting the cloaked figure in a headlock
That pic has been floating around /TG/ for a while now.
>Man quickly tries to swallow a pill before john tightens his grip
>John: OH no you dont!
> Tries to put his mouth over his and suck the pill out
>Guy dies while telling them how screwed they are for disrupting his masters plans
>Search the guy and find a list of races with Elf and Aasimar the only types not crossed out
>Also find another pill and a healing potion
>Realize a third undead creature is watching them a slightly rotted crow
>Takes flight when they notice
>Tyranius argues that it shouldnt be able to fly if its undead as it has nothing to fly with
>Drops it after i remind him my words were slightly rotted and they had to pass a spot check to notice it was undead
>Follow it and nearly lose it
>It flies into the "Haunted" Manor
>They have a rest and boot in the door
>Ended session there.
IMO it didn't go as bad as it could and John was able to be funny while not being derailing or retarded. Left out some minor shit from the greentext but its nothing too important.
Tyranius brought outside food which you weren't supposed to and we took the break right after they questioned the bandit guy but not before he got stabbed. Everytime they got back to whoever gave them a job Luna would pipe up saying her group completed the mission or but into minor conversations but again nothing much. Also keeps the wolf in her backpack and lets it peek its head out to help warn her of dangers other than feeding it and it barking at the crow it never came up ingame.
>John takes about 3 damage but power bombs the wolf killing it
>Also keeps the wolf in her backpack and lets it peek its head out to help warn her of dangers other than feeding it and it barking at the crow it never came up ingame.
I bet her backpack is full of poops now.
>>men playing as female characters
>>players who question why I never roleplay female NPCs because I'm not a faggot
So you run a strict males-only world? Sounds like a magical realm.
>mfw I didn't notice reading this story.
How do you feel about table-kin senpai? >>44931484
That seems a bit harsh, though I will admit that is OP wants to become a good DM he's going to have to make his story more coherient and less random, as it right now it sounds like they're randomly going from one killing to the next.
Owlbear was a random encounter to see how the party gels together, but the rest seemed breadcrumbs towards plot. First session with a new group, too early to judge much.
Plus he's greentexting with focus on round by round reporting, that looses some RP detail.
I'm sorry, when your game consists of going to a tavern owner and being pointed towards a board full of job ads, you're not only not a good DM, you are so far away from comprehending the job of a DM you probably won't ever find your way back.
I was going to say last thread that to be fair the rogue could have rolled those stats and he sounded more money hungry then edgy
Time to read and find out if my optimising was well founded
It's like the difference between calling a character "little girl" and "loli".
Healslut has slut right in the name. It refers to the memecap of healers being sluts, "healing the tank's cock" and so on.
Old established nonsexual designation is healbot. But OP uses healslut.
However, it is actually unclear whether the cleric is actually healslut or if OP is just memeing by himself.
I'm honestly dismayed by the number of people saying how great John Ton is. He sounds like an annoying player who has to make everything a ebin reddit meme. The whole bagman shit is taking it too far. It's not always bad to play a larger than life crazy character that has his moments, but that's taking it way too far. Why would he put a bag on his head? For the upboats? It's just randumb humor.
The reason is because /tg/ is made up of fucking retarded players who think successful gaming consists of making the most "epic greentext stories".
They play games simply to aspire to have stories of their character shared forever because of how over the top and ridiculous they are.
Frankly, the whole "eating with the mask on thing could work if played for comedy. You start by accepting food or drink and simply state you return the empty plate or cup. It'd be a fun footnote, but ultimately inconsequential, making the other characters possibly discussing it during banter. Had that happen with a character once who had his lower jaw replaced by an air filtration system.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE HAVING BADWRONGFUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you want to be an idiot, you're free to be an idiot, just don't be surprised when people call you out on it, referential humor and "random" are lazy and stupid, only to be enjoyed by lazy and stupid people. This is "meet the Spartans" level humor.
Watch how easy it is too make a "funny" character.
Let's make a druid who is always smoking dank weed, and whenever an NPC offers the party a rewards he requests to be paid in pot. Am I funny now?
>Let's make a druid who is always smoking dank weed, and whenever an NPC offers the party a rewards he requests to be paid in pot. Am I funny now?
Joke's on you. I'm using that for my next char.
You reply to the shit response, but not legitimate sounding responses.
>Bandits tasked to duck up anything magical
>Magic skeletons kidnapping corpses for experiment
>Magic undead crow flies off to manor
Sounds like the perfect beginning for a plot. Just because they didn't have a messenger explain to them for an hour about the inteicicasies of politics they're about to get into doesn't mean there's no plot.
So what? Eventually they will grow out of their randumb fun and do something else.
You're just being a cunt saying that they're idiots. Just like calling kids childish and stupid: yes, sure, they are. But you're a dickhead for insulting them.