Imperial Knight house creation thread

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>44924161

>>44924161

I just paint mine DarkAngels
>see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLYmEJEElgg&list=PLy55WVLwDMPlyr7qFDehv8aCI9wnuDvZd&index=26

>>44924924

Hi my name is The Collector. I go around collecting and helping poor threads that have been forsaken by their OP. These loving threads have been cruelly thrown away and left to die but it doesn't have to be this way. With a simple donation of 99 cents to Sarah McLaughlin we can save these threads and give them loving posters.

But enough with the sob story, LETS FIGURE THIS KNIGHT HOUSE OUT.

WE WERE FOUNDED FOR A CRUSADE. LIKE BADASSES.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>44927174
Why couldn't you save my quest thread last night ;_;

Rolling for Contact.

>>44927216
TIME OF REBIRTH?

OK, OK, I CAN DIG IT

>>44927216

WE WERE FOUND WHILE THE REST OF THE IMPERIUM WAS SHOVING THOSE DIRTY TRAITORS INTO THE EYE OF TERROR. FUCK YEAH

roll 1d10 for THE MOTHERFUCKER IN CHARGE

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>44927321
NEED TO LEARN TO ROLL ON YOUR OWN COLLECTER MAN. BUT I GOT THIS ONE FOR YA.

>>44927387

OH SHIT, IT'S SOMETHING UNUSUAL.

That's dope, we got some room to play with here. Also, as I have come to understand these threads, the person organizing the tables does not roll. Gets people the opportunity to toss out multiple rolls and spitball ideas between takes. Plus keeps them invested so that an entire thread isn't just one person wacking it over their own ideas.

>>44927456

Almost forgot, ROLL 1D10 FOR HOW WE FIGURE OUT WHO GETS THE DEAD GUYS SHIT

>>44927456
Fair enough.

I'd vote for Adeptus Administratum.

Bureacracy to the max! But I'll wait and see if any others want to input their own ideas.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Rollin'

>>44927503

That would be weird, I like it and would love to see a Knight house who is literally covered in red tape

>>44927533

IT'S PEERAGE, CAUSE WE LIKE BEING FUCKING COMPLICATED, WE GET A WHOLE NEW TABLE TO ROLL ON

1D10 FOR INHERITANCE LAWS

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>44927631

AGNATIC

OUR HOUSE IS A SAUSAGE FEST, NO GIRLS ALLOWED

1D10 FOR HOW LARGE OF A STICK IS SHOVED UP OUR ASS

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>44927670

>>44927679
>nonchalant
i.e. Shinjicus, get in the fucking Robot!

>>44927679

THESE ISN'T A STICK UP THERE AT ALL, WE'RE THE BROEST OF BRO HOUSES

1D10 FOR HOW THESE BROS ACT

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>44927718

Bro roll

>>44927773
OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER, BRETHREN BEFORE WHORES

>>44927773

HOLY SHIT

LITERALLY AND I QUOTE "Brothers in Battle"

WE'RE ACTUALLY THE BRO HOUSE

>>44927794

ROLL 1D10 FOR OUR FLAW *psh* as if we have one

My vote is for bro-tier Space Marines/Imperial Guard as our leaders.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>44927824

ROLLING FOR STOMP EM LIKE ISAAC CLARKE WOULD AS AN ORK

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>44927824

>>44927842
>isolationist
>no girls allowed in our pillow fort

Yes, this is also acceptable.

>>44927842

Bro house stands alone Brah

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Rolling for Legendary Galactic Hero

>>44927842

MOTHERFUCKER WE STAND ALONE, LIKE BADASSES

NOW 1D100 FOR THE BRO WHO STANDS BEFORE ALL BROS

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>44927903

For our bros

>>44927897

I'LL TAKE IT BECAUSE OUR FIGURE OF LEGEND, HE WAS JSUT A REGULAR DUDE MAN. JUST A KNIGHT LIKE YOU AND ME.

NOW 1D100 FOR WHAT THIS REGULAR DUDE DID

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>44927935
ORK KILLER
LETS KILL SOME ORKS TONIGHT
KILL EVERY--
ORK KILLER
KILL EVERY ORK IN SIGHT
ORK...KILLER

Rolling for domain.

>>44927962

IT'S ENOUGH, NOT TOO MUCH NOT TOO LITTLE, JUST RIGHT

NOW 2D100 TO GET THESE NEXT TWO TABLE OUT OF THE WAY, FIGURE OUT WHERE OUR BROS STASHED THE FRAT HOUSE

Rolled 88, 25 = 113 (2d100)

>>44928015

>>44928051
An Uninhabited Jungle? What do they do all day? Fight alien dinosaurs in mechs?

>>44928051
>unihabited world
This is our Pillow Fort. Keep out!
>25
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!

>>44928051

THE SICKEST FRAT HOUSE IN THE IMPERIUM IS SITTING ON AN UNINHABITED JUNGLE WORLD, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN FIND US

NOW 1D10 FOR HOW WE RULE OVER OUR SERFS

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>44928087
Hope we are bros to our broserfs.

>>44928108

DIRECT RULE, doesn't mean we can't be bros to them JUST MEANS WE'RE IN CHARGE. Which honestly makes sense because our world is FUCKING EMPTY.

ON TO THE FUN KILLY SHIT, 1D10 FOR HOW WE FUCK BITCHES UP

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>44928156
YOU SKIPPED HOUSE HIERARCHY YOU WANKER

1D10

Still rolling for it though.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>44928156
WOAH MAN!

We need to roll to determine how bro we are.

>>44928178
Close Combat

>>44928180
Flexible?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>44928178
>>44928180
We rolled out of order!

What we take from this?

We're a flexible bunch with a close combat doctrine!

Rolling for variant!

>>44928178
>>44928180

OH SHIT, I WAS TOO EXCITED TO KILL SHIT. TURNS OUT WE'RE STRICT. THIS IS THE BRO CODE, DO NOT DEVIATE FROM IT.

NOW *ahem* KILLY SHIT 1D10

>>44928212
"...a frankly insane amount of weaponry: a chest pintle Meltagun, a gatling cannon assembly (with heavy flamer), the infamous Reaper chainsword, a thunderstrike gauntlet, a thermal cannon and a rapid-fire battle cannon - on top of this there are carapace options including rocket pods, missile pods and an anti-air twin Icarus cannon."

Sounds fairly killy to me!

>>44928227
You're fallin' behind my man!

Now, do we have any restrictions? Somebody roll 1d100!

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>44928279
KNIGHT WARDENS CRUSH ALL THOSE BEFORE THEM

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>44928279

Bros!

>>44928322

NO RESTRICTIONS, ALL ARE WELCOME

BUT WHAT DO WE BELIEVE IN 1D100

>>44928322
UNRESTRICTED SUBMARINE WARFARE!

>>44928329
Should we count this for next roll? That would make us a DEATH CULT!

BROS BEFORE HOS OR DEATH!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>44928363
Naw, Roll again.

>>44928363

NONSENSE WE SHOULD ROLL FOR IT SEPARATE (im hoping for code of chivalry )

>>44928363


I rolled it so I say

Only if can we can make it fit the theme

>>44928383

REVERE THE OMNISSIAH I SAID REVERE HIM

NOW 1D10 FOR HOW MANY BROS WE HAVE

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>44928383
MECHANICUS!

THE EMPEROR MAY BE CONFINED TO A SWEET ASS GOLDEN THRONE, BUT HE LIVES ON IN OUR WARMACHINES!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>44928421


Feeling pump brah

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Which faceplate do we use most? I'm a fan of the top right.

>>44928428

NOMINAL STRENGTH BUT TOWARDS THE HIGH END, HOW THE FUCK WERE WE EVER EVEN LOST

NOW 1D100 FOR WHO OUR BROS BROS ARE

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>44928462

Our bros

>>44928483

IT'S THE MECHANICUS, THEY'RE COG-BROS

NOW WHO ARE THE PUSSY ASS BITCHES WE HATE 1D100

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>44928462
We were too busy fighting dinosaurs with our bros on our homeworld.

Which makes me think. Motto? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWFXdiezkY

>>44928516
Rolling for.

>>44928449
Top right seems overdone. I'm a fan of bottom right.

>>44928540
DARK ELDAR? QUITE POSSIBLY THE ANTITHESIS OF BROS BEFORE HOS. WYCHES GONNA BE IN STITCHES.

>>44928540

OH SHIT WE HATE SOME TINY ASS BITCHES, WE NEED ANOTHER ROLL OF 1D100 BECAUSE THEY AREN'T EVEN ON THE NORMAL SCROLLS OF HATE

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>44928560

BRRRRRRROOOOOOOOS

>>44928559
>>44928560

OH FUCK SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX THE WIKI PAGE THEN, THEY'RE BOTH LISTED UNDER 97

WHICH DO WE WANT SOME OBSCURE "YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF THE PEOPLE WE HATE" ALIENS OR THOSE PUNK ASS BITCHES THE D-ELDAR

>>44928560
NICE EDIT, GOOD CATCH

>>44928599

IT'S THE TARRELIANS, who the fuck are the tarrelians

BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S A WRAP BOYS, I'LL POST A SUMMARY AND THEN WE CAN IRON OUT THESE BROS

>>44928643
OH SHIT, SPACE LIZARDMEN.

Pretty sure our enemy is Dark Eldar though.

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>>44928643

Ugly lizards that fight for the Tau because mankind blow up their hike planet

pic was on the wiki page

>>44928678

?

That is not home

That is not home at alll

>>44928671

Yeah they're both listed as options under 97 though, weirdly enough so I guess it is up to us which one we hate more

>>44928729

Neither is known for their titans

Da fuq game are we talking about here?

>>44928823

Warhammer 40k

>>44928823
Waagh!hammer 32k.

SO we're an Imperial Knight house founded for a crusade that was found again at the Time of Rebirth. Our Sovereign is something unusual (i.e. something we need to figure out that's super weird like an Astartes Chapter or Rouge Trader). Our Titles are only inheritable by Males and thus we are a Bro house, but a totally chill one that doesn't hold for a lot of ceremony. Our fellow Knights are the closest things to us and we operate as Brother's in Battle. We stand alone with our Brother in Battle though, no one else is as cool as us (except maybe our Cog-Bro allies). Our Figure of Legend was just a regular Knight like the rest of us until he killed a metric fuckton of orcs.

Our domain is normal sized just like the size of our house and our homeplanet is an uninhabited jungle world which we rule over directly, because there's only like a dozen people on it outside of our house. Our rules are strict (but not necessarily harsh) and our favored Knight Variant is the Warden, we don't actually have any restrictions. We revere the Omnissiah (again appropriate because of our closest allies) and our most hated enemies are either the Tarrelians (which I vote for because we hate lizard people naturally from all the dinosaur fighting we do on our homeworld) or the Dark Eldars (those sneaky assholes).

Now I have to take a break and get back to work but I put faith into you elegen/tg/entleman to work all this out and I am excited to see what comes of it.

Names, colors and just who the hell our Sovereign is would be helpful.

>>44929032

Our Knights are Red because everyone knows a Red Giant Robot is very powerful

>>44929230

Very true and that fits into the veneration of the Omnissiah.

I think we should have been rediscovered by a Rouge Trader who came across our system and liked how we operated in our house, namely like a bunch of bros. We have a trading contract with him and using his transportation reexpanded our holdings which happen to bump up on some Mechanicus holdings as well

>>44929032
Sovereign can be Lamenters or Salamanders.

Some type of super bro tier Astartes.

Name has to be something Brotherhood related.

>>44929410
I say the bros were bros to the Mechanicus and offered to help them reclaim lost STC's during the Horus Heresy, and during that quest many, many orks were encountered and slaughtered.

>>44931125
New chapter? We could roll for it.

>>44931125

The Brotherhood of Red Fields?

So named because we ended up slaughtering so many orks the fields were flooded with their blood, also fits with our red theme and our Cog-Bro allies

>>44931294

Also our jungle might be a red one like from the Transall Saga, calling back to the red grasses that inhabit the clearings where our mech fight the largest of our planets predator beasts

Are we a Knight House of Mr. Torgues?
Because I'm ok with that.

>>44931148
Sounds dope