First roll: What is the Nature of our Vow? (d10)
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But enough with the sob story, LETS FIGURE THIS KNIGHT HOUSE OUT.
WE WERE FOUNDED FOR A CRUSADE. LIKE BADASSES.
OH SHIT, IT'S SOMETHING UNUSUAL.
That's dope, we got some room to play with here. Also, as I have come to understand these threads, the person organizing the tables does not roll. Gets people the opportunity to toss out multiple rolls and spitball ideas between takes. Plus keeps them invested so that an entire thread isn't just one person wacking it over their own ideas.
That would be weird, I like it and would love to see a Knight house who is literally covered in red tape
IT'S PEERAGE, CAUSE WE LIKE BEING FUCKING COMPLICATED, WE GET A WHOLE NEW TABLE TO ROLL ON
1D10 FOR INHERITANCE LAWS
DIRECT RULE, doesn't mean we can't be bros to them JUST MEANS WE'RE IN CHARGE. Which honestly makes sense because our world is FUCKING EMPTY.
ON TO THE FUN KILLY SHIT, 1D10 FOR HOW WE FUCK BITCHES UP
"...a frankly insane amount of weaponry: a chest pintle Meltagun, a gatling cannon assembly (with heavy flamer), the infamous Reaper chainsword, a thunderstrike gauntlet, a thermal cannon and a rapid-fire battle cannon - on top of this there are carapace options including rocket pods, missile pods and an anti-air twin Icarus cannon."
Sounds fairly killy to me!
You're fallin' behind my man!
Now, do we have any restrictions? Somebody roll 1d100!
Rolled 8 (1d100)
KNIGHT WARDENS CRUSH ALL THOSE BEFORE THEM
Rolled 97 (1d100)
We were too busy fighting dinosaurs with our bros on our homeworld.
Which makes me think. Motto? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWFXdiezkY
OH FUCK SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX THE WIKI PAGE THEN, THEY'RE BOTH LISTED UNDER 97
WHICH DO WE WANT SOME OBSCURE "YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF THE PEOPLE WE HATE" ALIENS OR THOSE PUNK ASS BITCHES THE D-ELDAR
Ugly lizards that fight for the Tau because mankind blow up their hike planet
pic was on the wiki page
SO we're an Imperial Knight house founded for a crusade that was found again at the Time of Rebirth. Our Sovereign is something unusual (i.e. something we need to figure out that's super weird like an Astartes Chapter or Rouge Trader). Our Titles are only inheritable by Males and thus we are a Bro house, but a totally chill one that doesn't hold for a lot of ceremony. Our fellow Knights are the closest things to us and we operate as Brother's in Battle. We stand alone with our Brother in Battle though, no one else is as cool as us (except maybe our Cog-Bro allies). Our Figure of Legend was just a regular Knight like the rest of us until he killed a metric fuckton of orcs.
Our domain is normal sized just like the size of our house and our homeplanet is an uninhabited jungle world which we rule over directly, because there's only like a dozen people on it outside of our house. Our rules are strict (but not necessarily harsh) and our favored Knight Variant is the Warden, we don't actually have any restrictions. We revere the Omnissiah (again appropriate because of our closest allies) and our most hated enemies are either the Tarrelians (which I vote for because we hate lizard people naturally from all the dinosaur fighting we do on our homeworld) or the Dark Eldars (those sneaky assholes).
Now I have to take a break and get back to work but I put faith into you elegen/tg/entleman to work all this out and I am excited to see what comes of it.
Names, colors and just who the hell our Sovereign is would be helpful.
Very true and that fits into the veneration of the Omnissiah.
I think we should have been rediscovered by a Rouge Trader who came across our system and liked how we operated in our house, namely like a bunch of bros. We have a trading contract with him and using his transportation reexpanded our holdings which happen to bump up on some Mechanicus holdings as well
I say the bros were bros to the Mechanicus and offered to help them reclaim lost STC's during the Horus Heresy, and during that quest many, many orks were encountered and slaughtered.
The Brotherhood of Red Fields?
So named because we ended up slaughtering so many orks the fields were flooded with their blood, also fits with our red theme and our Cog-Bro allies
Also our jungle might be a red one like from the Transall Saga, calling back to the red grasses that inhabit the clearings where our mech fight the largest of our planets predator beasts