Recently got invited to a CoC 3.5 Homebrew. I'm thinking

>>44916885
Bring your own lube.

>>44916885
unless you're playing as a paladin of a fertility god or something, it sounds like you're going to fall really fucking fast, and in 3.5 that means being a fighter without bonus feats

i think you may be better off playing a cleric or something else that won't be transformed into shit the moment they break some oath of celibacy or whatever

>>44916885
Roll for AC.
I don't mean armor.

>>44916915
Paladins are not required to take an oath of celibacy. Neither are clerics.

>>44916919
underrated post

>>44916960
underrated post

>>44917001
underrated post

Be a really salty perma virgin. CoC is best when you try your harder not to fuck a single thing. In fact, don't even masturbate, meditate.

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>>44916915
>>44916959
Well technically I meant Paladin in the figurative sense as I was told everyone is required to play gestalts. I was thinking of of rolling a Crusader/Knight sinse I've been told the classes in the time of battle are some of the few good martial classes in 3.5, and levels in Knight for extra tankiness. Was also thinking of maybe making him based off pic related if I didn't decide to go full perma virgin like what >>44917099 said.

>>44917099
>CoC is best when you try your harder not to fuck a single thing
This. I had a surpising amount of fun trying not to get laid.

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>>44917099

Absolutely fucking this. The height of fun was breaking that faggot Imp's neck with my bear hands with a whooping 0% corruption priest of Sigmar.

The threat of everything around you being capable and/or willing to taint your body and soul makes for a far more tense game than just indulging in your fetishes, which you can do with porn.

For extra zealotry points, if you ever do get tainted, make a habit of chopping off extra limbs and throwing them to the fire, or if any of your essential bodyparts gets compromised, start a periodic ritual of burning the skin to the point of insensitivity

>>44916915
>fertility god
Be a god of fertility and predation; anything you defeat you have the right to breed.

>>44916885
Make a eunuch.

An asexual character.

>>44917393
If you weren't corrupted, how did you get Bear hands? Surely they would still have been human ones?

>>44917901
Corruption is a stat, you can get mutations without it

>>44916885
You should start by killing yourself.

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>>44917901

You make big assumption friend.

>>44917025
underbaked toast

Oh man, just get rid of your sex as soon as possible. Go smooth.

Tentacle monsters will give up on you, and some will be surprised enough for you to kick their teeth in.

>>44916885
Read better material. Seriously, CoC is babby-tier and *really* badly written (usually the submissions).

>>44919650
This breeding season and flexible survival are better (but that's not saying much)

>>44919687
>Breeding Season
Fucking trash that's making shittons of cash.

>Flexible Survival
Amazing idea that's wasted on being a furry utopia.

>>44916885
I've always been tempted to run/be in a game of CoC. I like some of the ideas behind the setting at least. If it's possible, could you sling up the rules you're using with it? Or an invite?

>>44919687
>breeding season and flexible survival are better
You are fucking high. Both of those have shit writing. The only thing FS has going for it is a variety of scenes.

>>44916885
>any advice

Ask in /d/ instead of here.

>>44923430
/d/ doesn't play traditional games though

>>44924103
Let's not joke around. It's not like you've ever played a game with another person either.

>>44924135
Saturday night is game night, has been for about a year now

You?

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>>44924249
I play every day in a group with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. We're even playing right now.

>>44924357
You should probably get off your laptop then, no one likes the dick who doesn't pay attention at the table

>>44920839
Sorry groups full.
Rules are just 3.5 with book of erotic fantasy and a shit ton of house rules or at least that's what I've been told

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Also for anybody who's wondering, current party is made up of a Drow, a futa centaur, and a human who's managed to stay transformation free (and few others I'm yet to have been told about). I've been told transformations are gained through rape as well as items which may or may not make playing a perma virgin a bit harder.

>>44916885
Take ranks in escape artist.

I'd like to play a hardcore D&D or other fantasy game with some of the transformation and corruption aspects of CoC sans the sex and rape, not into ERP.

Remove all the furry shit from it as well. The transformations should be thought of as mutations; horrible, beneficial, benign, aesthetic, and combinations there of.
Trying to survive in a world warped and tainted by horrible demons, magic radiation, etc.

And implement a trait system similar to Darkest Dungeons as well. Some of the mutations give traits, and vice-versa.

Could be neat. Sorry for kinda going off on a tangent.
>tfw casual group
>no secondary group to play hardcore dungeon crawls/grim dark games with

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>>44929906
So basically you want to play Warhammer FRPG & Black Crusade

>>44926691

Yeah, food items transform you, though thankfully the game doesn't have a hunger meter. Dunno about your game though.

>>44930120
Yeah, basically. But I'm not a fan of the lore of those games so I'd prefer a homebrewed setting. Dunno anout the systems, are they any good ruleswise?

>>44930509
Never played Fantasy RP before but I play a lot of Black Crusade and I think it's really fun (even if it's a bit heavy on the power gaming)

>>44916885
If the group didn't get together to hash out full list of kinks allowed in the game, run.

If they did, play off some of the others' players and the GM's favourites.

>>44916885
Vanilla CoC, or Revamp? This is an important question.

>>44933214
Revamp?

>>44933244
Basically a modded version that adds loads more content, fixes many problems, and actually has an ending.

>>44933352
Does it cut down on the furfaggotry?

Or at least is the new content fur or not?

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>>44934226
>does it cut down on the furfaggotry
No.
And I don't even know why you expected such a thing.
The only thing it really cuts down on is the futashit.
The fuck are you doing playing such a game if furshit is such a turnoff

>>44934301
Because transformations and futa are muhfetish but furfaggotry isn't.
Tis a shame that every game of this type ends up engulfed by furries.
And I don't play it anymore, obviously. Last playthrough hang around tolerable furless anthros on principle, got done with that, got done with game.

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>>44934442
Personally I'm glad futashit is being cut down on.
And furshit is being the focus.

But really there should have been a separate game catering to the futashit and human only with but a hint of monstergrills. I think TiTs follows more closely to your fetishes last I remember hearing about it.

>>44934496
>Personally I'm glad futashit is being cut down on. And furshit is being the focus.
Well, different strokes. I'm just lamenting yours dominating the market.

>But really there should have been a separate game catering to the futashit and human only with but a hint of monstergrills.
Yeah, a set of switches that include/exclude NPCs based on preferences would've been the best way to roll.
Or at least have them available in the game for player to find and interact, rather than errrrythin being in the same splatter.

>I think TiTs follows more closely to your fetishes last I remember hearing about it.
I heard it was initially but then got progressively more fur centric.

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>>44934617
>Yeah, a set of switches that include/exclude NPCs based on preferences would've been the best way to roll.
I think Flexible Survival has the switch action going on. And has far more content even if you cut out the shit you don't like.

>I heard it was initially but then got progressively more fur centric.
Seriously again? What is he going to drop support of that too once it gets too contradictory and work on a totally new project promising 'it'll be more focused I promis!11!!1'

>>44934720
>I think Flexible Survival has the switch action going on.
Really didn't like the grindy MMO with cash shop thing.

>Seriously again? What is he going to drop support of that too once it gets too contradictory and work on a totally new project promising 'it'll be more focused I promis!11!!1'
Now everybody will expect him to.

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>>44934876
>Really didn't like the grindy MMO with cash shop thing.
I stuck with the single player download. There's a cash shop? Since when?

>>44934905
SP and MP are basically two different games.

>>44934905
Had some "mako" shit subscription for bonuses.
I didn't look much deep, saw a sparklechimera furry with forty dicks and twenty vaginas slither past and bailed.

And singleplayer experience ended when going to a random location resulted in game spewing byline report of two hundred rubber foxes trying to fuck me.

Although IIRC it wasn't a downloadable version at that time so they may have overhauled it pretty significantly.

I lost so many gallons of semen to CoC. If we were still in medieval times Fenoxo would have been burned by the church for this heresy

Worst thing about CoC is that almost everything has either huge dick or huge melons. I want some moderation, holy shit. And amount of text too, damn. Nigga, I came to fap, not read walls of text written by furfags without semblance of taste. Text problem is even more stupid in TiTS. It's not even that good as fap material, just too fucking ridiculous with all those giant dongs and rivers of semen.

>>44934934
I pop onto the FS mud every now and again.

I couldn't care less for the levelling and stuff. I like the crafting system, that lets you pretty much make your own tools and weapons, something that a lot of other MUDs restrict.

The game is best played as a straight, sensible/conservative/militant survivor who is completely normal mentally and physically. They fucking fall over each other trying to convert you.

Also, play it completely straight. Do what any normal person would do when they see such wonders as a tiny dog with a man's head begging women to eat him alive. Or when a giant horseman starts boasting about his power to cock vore people and shit them out as latex slaves.

The rest of the time, it's furry utopia + drama one-upmanship. Being away from the herd keeps you out of that idiot drama and more time in the fun drama

>>44936295
Yeah sure, I could do that. But that doesn't leave much of the game itself in action. I could just go to RP sites and have at it with much less hassle avoiding the insanity.

>>44936295
>his power to cock vore people and shit them out as latex slaves.

...I...a...wow. That line just completely shut down my ability to comprehend things.

>>44936812
>>44936798
Mhm. That's part of the fun for me at least. Play the sane, normal person who's just trying to survive in a world surrounded by deranged, sexually contagious rapist monsters. And that's just who you're sharing the safe zones with.

>>44936812
ERP fandoms in the wild take shit to extremes you never imagined.

Say, there is such simple thing as liking big boobs.
Simple right.
Then they get bigger. Then so big that there is no way they would walk.
Then they get bigger and we have a still regular sized figure attached to two balls of flesh that crush cities beneath them.
Continents.
That squeeze and crack the planet.
That cover up the sun.
That devour the galaxy.
More galaxies.
All of them.
They branch into alternate universes.
Then they declare "omniverse", that is all absolutely all existing universes at once.
And they tits are bigger than it.
Bigger than several of them.
Bigger than millions of them.
The number keeps growing.
It gets to like 10^30 of them before they stop with omniverses.
They declare THAT as a new constant, although I forgot how they called it.
And start stacking ridiculous amount of multiplicatives of it at a fucking once.
Gets to like ten to ninehundredths degree.

And all that while, it's just the tits. Rest of the body, no change.

>>44936924
Really puts Power Girl in perspective, doesn't it?

>Captcha: Select all images with milkshakes.
Damn, captcha has a better joke than I do.

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Smite Evil.

>>44938512
>Sending out two female paladins.

The demon horde thank you for the breeding stock and look forward to your efforts against their warped spawn.

>>44919650
Do you have some suggestions for similar games that are better?

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>>44938634
>implying Iomedae hasn't faced worse threats before on her path to ascension

There's a reason she's one of the Core 20 in Golarion now.

How did you manage that OP? I've been trying to find a lewd game for years. It always falls apart on me as someone usually the DM gets cold feet.

>>44938795
Well he didn't get to first session yet, by the sound of it.

Also, pure luck to the catch.

>>44938634
Pretty sure at least one of those two is a goddess and the only reason why all those skeletons haven't just outright exploded yet is because this is more fun for her.

>>44938853
EDIT - oops, there's three. Couldn't see the one behind the goddess there.

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>>44916885

>>44938795
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting in on a lewd game either. Text only, though, hearing dudes voices RP'ing as chicks is just horrible.

>>44916885
>3.5
>furshit
>ERP
>gestalt

It's like a shit casserole with shit sauce with some shit sprinkled on top and a side of piping hot shit.

>>44940106
That's the most German thing I've heard all week.

>>44940574
Replace Casserole with kebab and it'll be German