Recently got invited to a CoC 3.5 Homebrew. I'm thinking of going full Paladin, but it's my first time playing an ERP so I was wondering if you guys could give me some ideas as to how to approach this sort of thing. Any advice?
unless you're playing as a paladin of a fertility god or something, it sounds like you're going to fall really fucking fast, and in 3.5 that means being a fighter without bonus feats
i think you may be better off playing a cleric or something else that won't be transformed into shit the moment they break some oath of celibacy or whatever
Well technically I meant Paladin in the figurative sense as I was told everyone is required to play gestalts. I was thinking of of rolling a Crusader/Knight sinse I've been told the classes in the time of battle are some of the few good martial classes in 3.5, and levels in Knight for extra tankiness. Was also thinking of maybe making him based off pic related if I didn't decide to go full perma virgin like what >>44917099 said.
Absolutely fucking this. The height of fun was breaking that faggot Imp's neck with my bear hands with a whooping 0% corruption priest of Sigmar.
The threat of everything around you being capable and/or willing to taint your body and soul makes for a far more tense game than just indulging in your fetishes, which you can do with porn.
For extra zealotry points, if you ever do get tainted, make a habit of chopping off extra limbs and throwing them to the fire, or if any of your essential bodyparts gets compromised, start a periodic ritual of burning the skin to the point of insensitivity
Fucking trash that's making shittons of cash.
Amazing idea that's wasted on being a furry utopia.
I've always been tempted to run/be in a game of CoC. I like some of the ideas behind the setting at least. If it's possible, could you sling up the rules you're using with it? Or an invite?
I play every day in a group with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. We're even playing right now.
Also for anybody who's wondering, current party is made up of a Drow, a futa centaur, and a human who's managed to stay transformation free (and few others I'm yet to have been told about). I've been told transformations are gained through rape as well as items which may or may not make playing a perma virgin a bit harder.
I'd like to play a hardcore D&D or other fantasy game with some of the transformation and corruption aspects of CoC sans the sex and rape, not into ERP.
Remove all the furry shit from it as well. The transformations should be thought of as mutations; horrible, beneficial, benign, aesthetic, and combinations there of.
Trying to survive in a world warped and tainted by horrible demons, magic radiation, etc.
And implement a trait system similar to Darkest Dungeons as well. Some of the mutations give traits, and vice-versa.
Could be neat. Sorry for kinda going off on a tangent.
>tfw casual group
>no secondary group to play hardcore dungeon crawls/grim dark games with
So basically you want to play Warhammer FRPG & Black Crusade
>does it cut down on the furfaggotry
And I don't even know why you expected such a thing.
The only thing it really cuts down on is the futashit.
The fuck are you doing playing such a game if furshit is such a turnoff
Because transformations and futa are muhfetish but furfaggotry isn't.
Tis a shame that every game of this type ends up engulfed by furries.
And I don't play it anymore, obviously. Last playthrough hang around tolerable furless anthros on principle, got done with that, got done with game.
Personally I'm glad futashit is being cut down on.
And furshit is being the focus.
But really there should have been a separate game catering to the futashit and human only with but a hint of monstergrills. I think TiTs follows more closely to your fetishes last I remember hearing about it.
>Personally I'm glad futashit is being cut down on. And furshit is being the focus.
Well, different strokes. I'm just lamenting yours dominating the market.
>But really there should have been a separate game catering to the futashit and human only with but a hint of monstergrills.
Yeah, a set of switches that include/exclude NPCs based on preferences would've been the best way to roll.
Or at least have them available in the game for player to find and interact, rather than errrrythin being in the same splatter.
>I think TiTs follows more closely to your fetishes last I remember hearing about it.
I heard it was initially but then got progressively more fur centric.
>Yeah, a set of switches that include/exclude NPCs based on preferences would've been the best way to roll.
I think Flexible Survival has the switch action going on. And has far more content even if you cut out the shit you don't like.
>I heard it was initially but then got progressively more fur centric.
Seriously again? What is he going to drop support of that too once it gets too contradictory and work on a totally new project promising 'it'll be more focused I promis!11!!1'
>I think Flexible Survival has the switch action going on.
Really didn't like the grindy MMO with cash shop thing.
>Seriously again? What is he going to drop support of that too once it gets too contradictory and work on a totally new project promising 'it'll be more focused I promis!11!!1'
Now everybody will expect him to.
>Really didn't like the grindy MMO with cash shop thing.
I stuck with the single player download. There's a cash shop? Since when?
Had some "mako" shit subscription for bonuses.
I didn't look much deep, saw a sparklechimera furry with forty dicks and twenty vaginas slither past and bailed.
And singleplayer experience ended when going to a random location resulted in game spewing byline report of two hundred rubber foxes trying to fuck me.
Although IIRC it wasn't a downloadable version at that time so they may have overhauled it pretty significantly.
Worst thing about CoC is that almost everything has either huge dick or huge melons. I want some moderation, holy shit. And amount of text too, damn. Nigga, I came to fap, not read walls of text written by furfags without semblance of taste. Text problem is even more stupid in TiTS. It's not even that good as fap material, just too fucking ridiculous with all those giant dongs and rivers of semen.
I pop onto the FS mud every now and again.
I couldn't care less for the levelling and stuff. I like the crafting system, that lets you pretty much make your own tools and weapons, something that a lot of other MUDs restrict.
The game is best played as a straight, sensible/conservative/militant survivor who is completely normal mentally and physically. They fucking fall over each other trying to convert you.
Also, play it completely straight. Do what any normal person would do when they see such wonders as a tiny dog with a man's head begging women to eat him alive. Or when a giant horseman starts boasting about his power to cock vore people and shit them out as latex slaves.
The rest of the time, it's furry utopia + drama one-upmanship. Being away from the herd keeps you out of that idiot drama and more time in the fun drama
Mhm. That's part of the fun for me at least. Play the sane, normal person who's just trying to survive in a world surrounded by deranged, sexually contagious rapist monsters. And that's just who you're sharing the safe zones with.
ERP fandoms in the wild take shit to extremes you never imagined.
Say, there is such simple thing as liking big boobs.
Then they get bigger. Then so big that there is no way they would walk.
Then they get bigger and we have a still regular sized figure attached to two balls of flesh that crush cities beneath them.
That squeeze and crack the planet.
That cover up the sun.
That devour the galaxy.
All of them.
They branch into alternate universes.
Then they declare "omniverse", that is all absolutely all existing universes at once.
And they tits are bigger than it.
Bigger than several of them.
Bigger than millions of them.
The number keeps growing.
It gets to like 10^30 of them before they stop with omniverses.
They declare THAT as a new constant, although I forgot how they called it.
And start stacking ridiculous amount of multiplicatives of it at a fucking once.
Gets to like ten to ninehundredths degree.
And all that while, it's just the tits. Rest of the body, no change.
>implying Iomedae hasn't faced worse threats before on her path to ascension
There's a reason she's one of the Core 20 in Golarion now.