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>best girl wins

Has it ever happened in any campaign you've been in?
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>>44889411

I haven't watched Naruto since I was a kid and even then I dropped that series when they were still in that forest with the fucking ninja exam or something.

My first response to Naruto marrying Hinata is to laugh loudly because fuck Sakura.

My second response is their children are super fucking cute holy shit.
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>>44889411

So their children will have only one line on their cheeks, that's the logic, right?
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>>44889411
Best girl never wins, anon.
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>>44889480
The anime is so full of filler that it's basically unwatchable. There is a full like 50 episodes straight of filler at the end of the first series, and the second stops for filler literally in the middle of huge battles.

I do think that Naruto really redeemed himself through character growth in the second series, though. Shame I'll never finish it because when I was getting into it they broke for six straight months of boring filler that I refuse to watch.
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In the long run, though she had to deal with the fact that the bad girl already had her way with him and he was a single dad because of it, by the time she won. Also another time the best girl didn't win directly, but got his son as a weird shota consolation prize.

And then the time best girl won but he died before seeing their child born. Much juicier I think is the fate of best guy.
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>>44889411

Yeah, in the Mortal Kombat threads here

But a lot of people would argue with it
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>>44889480
The kids are fucking adorable. Somehow even Sakura and Sasuke's daughter ended up awesome, despite her shit parents.
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>>44889480
Also, wasn't Hinata stacked?
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>>44889411
NS tears were the icing on the best girl victory cake
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>>44889620
It's a shame it went down hill when Kishi started wanking on Sasuke. Then it got even worse when Tree Bitch happened.

>captcha: select all the images of trees
Even captcha knows what's up!
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>>44889829
>Sakura and Sasuke's daughter
Anon, I...
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>>44889411
picture not related, I'm guessing

though that's mainly because there were no good girls in that series
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>>44889480
>My second response is their children are super fucking cute holy shit.
His daughter has the byakugan, son confirmed a shit
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>>44889909
The only good part of naruto was the ending.
I had a field day with shippers tears.
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>>44889909
Oh, I saved that image. Thank you. Yes. I might not have personally cared one way or the other, but the sweet salty tears make that something I want to cherish.
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>>44890184
Oh all the pictures of Narusaku shipper tears that one is my favorite. I think it's the fact that he starts crying about his girlfriend that makes my sides tingle every time.
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>>44889620
>>44889480

Yeah, the filler's where I dropped out too.
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>>44889411
Does it count if best girl had no competition?
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>>44891479
Sure, why not?
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>>44889411
Can't wait to see Sasuke's daughter as the 8th Hokage and Naruto's son as her right-hand man and bodyguard/husbando.
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Does anyone have the Hiashi HYUUGA GENETICS = GODBABBY pics?

I lost them with my old hard drive.
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>>44891701
Punk pls save us from Ramen
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>>44891734
Punk is dead. Comes now the tyranny of the Empire.
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>>44889969
He's right though. Sakura not being the mom was just red herring even though it'd probably have been a better decision.
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>Kishi backed out from making Sakura a cuck
fucking hack
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>>44891641
Then yeah, best girl won, but best girl is about to betray the party for valid reasons and fuck everything up.
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>>44891701
please tell me there are more of these
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>>44891809

I have no idea.

If there are, then Cena never moved his hand the other way.
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>>44891701
BEHOLD.
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>>44889620
Naruto needs the Kai treatment. It needs it. It's a solid concept but there were idiots in the back seat yanking on the wheel and pulling the handbrake.
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>>44891832
HA HA! Time for eugenics.
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>>44891857
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>>44891832

Cheers, mate.
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>>44891877
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>>44889411

As someone who never watched Naruto, I thought The Last was a genuinely good movie except for one section of flashbacks. I mean, it was genuinely sweet.
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>>44891892
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>>44891909
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>>44891932
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>>44891943
Finale.
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>>44891968
>Kiba can marry Hanabi
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>>44891968
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>>44889829

I clearly remember reading that the girl was Karin and Sasuke's daughter but Sakura adopted her. A visit to the wiki tells me otherwise. A glitch in the matrix I guess.
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>>44892031

Isn't Sasuke also a really, really shitty dad?

Like, even considering his job he's a really ludicrously absent father?
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>>44889909
The narusaku fears the Hyuga
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>>44892112
Believing in Narusaku over Naruhina was pretty delusional desu. NS was like the terminator for all the his it took without dying
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>>44891968
Who in the hell plans this shit out so thoroughly? There are so many instances where this spider web of bullshit would've fallen apart by it's own complex stupidity that it's amazing it even worked at all. I bet it all really was just chance and he wants to take credit for it anyway.
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>>44892194

*KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN
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>>44889480
I never watched it, but I was browsing /h/ today and saw a pic that made me realize, "whoa, Hinata's a lucky woman." Who wouldn't want their own personal cheating-free harem?

The whole series' existence is easily justified by the SakuraXNaruto shippers' hilarious tears when it ended. "Time of grief" my hairy white ass.
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>>44892194
Thats kind of a theme for the show
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>>44891832
>>44891857
>>44891877
>>44891892
>>44891909
>>44891932
>>44891943
>>44891968
This is fucking fun!
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>>44892194
just like any other game of CKII
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>>44892232

Technically any Chuunin-level shinobi is capable of Selfcest.
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>>44892194

You've never played CKII before have you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdOL8R-otto
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>>44889498
Basically
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>>44892194
>Hey your book is pretty popular continue it
>But I already wrote what I wanted to be the end
>Fucking continue faggot we're gonna milk that shit hard.
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>>44892280
The anime is still milking it with years of filler. They haven't even reached the manga's end yet, and that was a year ago, there's so much filler.

I don't think they ever plan to end the anime
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>>44891824
A shame if there isn't I would pay money to see all of Naruto redrawn in its entirety to feature WWE Superstars in the roles of the original characters
Same story but wrestlers instead of ninjas
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>>44889941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMwdzofV5g

I mean, it's even funnier that the people who posted this think it's cool and not incredibly "Ow! the Edge!"
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>>44891968
Goddamn thats funny. Needs one more where he finds out about Sarada and is just like.....TIME FOR A NEW PLAN.
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>>44889566
not true
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>>44889480
>and even then I dropped that series when they were still in that forest with the fucking ninja exam or something.

Good taste.
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>>44892194
It wasn't planned out thuroughly: the plan was "entwine the Hyuuga and Uzumaki bloodlines". Each and every thing done wasn't about sticking to a masterful plan, it was rolling with the punches and planning around changing circumstances to get to the desired outcome.
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>>44889909
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>>44889411
Can't think of a single campaign I've been in with a character that qualified as "best girl", and what would even be her win condition?
Surviving the campaign, surviving and leading a happy life, marrying a PC, marrying MY PC, accomplishing her goals?
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I'll tell a truncated version of the only harem (well, a reverse harem) I ever experienced in a campaign. The campaign was a big political drama full of courtly intrigue and dramatic duels. My character was a noblewoman trained as an assassin to serve her noble house. Her sub-plot included three suitors - a charming fellow assassin who turned out to be the son of the grandmaster of the house, a bookish and sweet wizard from an allied house, and a tsundere rival assassin from an enemy house. I was angling for the grandmaster's son for a number of reasons, but the campaign conspired to render the tsundere rival character a better political marriage.
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>>44892435
I stopped buying and reading this manga around 50th book. All the convoluted plots in this shit ninja village was because of this? Hory shit.
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>>44893628
None of that is canon, as best I'm able to tell. I was responding to the criticism of the fan speculation there.
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>>44892087
Pretty much, yeah.
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Albeit I dropped Naruto when the fillers became overwhelming and Shituuden had come around, I still think that Hinata was the best girl in the show and better than Sakura, for Naruto.

>>44889411
Well, the current best girl is an ally we acquired after having to defeat her once: now she's not our enemy anymore and she won against her sister, since we took her out for her. So yeah...

The battle is won. The war, maybe not so much. But yeah, we will have to see as the story progresses.
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>>44893806
Kneesocks is best girl tho
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>>44894518
Stocking >= Kneesocks > Panty > POWERGAP > Scanty
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>MFW Anko got fucking fat.

Also anyone else notice that literally the only named character that dies and doesn't come back in some form or fashion is Neji.
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>>44894663
Yeah that really sucked. I wish Pain hadn't just ressurected everyone he killed in Konoha, Kakashi included, and that at least some other named characters had died fighting Madara.
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Remember when Nardo was good? AKA everything up to and including the Chunin exam? When it was about a retard with infinite mana hax, the smart girl who actually knew what the fuck she was doing but needed confidence and experience, and the talented guy who needed to learn to work as part of a fucking team to stop being such a douche?

Remember when it was a combination of wacky child ninja Hijinks and 'oh fuck I forgot these are children being raised to be magic soldiers and assassins and they murder/get murdered regularly'?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
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>>44894720

Honestly, I think the original plan was to end it at the battle at the waterfall, but the thing was making too much money and they badgered the Kishimoto into doing a timeskip.
I think the idea was he'd finish that fight with Naruto winning or maybe even killing Sasuke and dragging his ass back, having some kind of epilogue involving Orochimaru getting his, and then the sidestory of how Kakashi got his Sharingan.

But no.

You can tell he wasn't giving a fuck afterwards as well, look how fucking workmanlike the art got after the Kakashi Gaiden. It's like he's doing little more than rough sketches and having his assistants do 90% of the work.
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>>44889941
>Tree Bitch
I only read the manga.
who is the tree bitch?
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>>44894863
Gonna guess the final boss.
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I wondered where all the narutards go when they're not shitposting on /a/

why didn't anyone tell me? ;_;
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>>44894863
Kaguya.
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>>44889411
/a/ reject cancer please leave.
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>>44889498
>>44889411
They shouldn't have any lines in their cheeks, though. Naruto only has them because there's a demon inside him. Is the demon making little baby demons as well?
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>>44894537
Scanty > Kneesocks = Stocking > Panty
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>>44894960
Naruto was born with them due to his mother having the kyuubi sealed inside her when she was pregnant with him. so it may very well be a genetic effect now.
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>>44895049
>Scanty > Kneesocks

No, Kneesocks a best.
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The internet has told me that Gaia still exists. That means you need to go there. It is your true home. You will be happier there.
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>>44889765
Mireena cute CUTE
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>>44894811
naruto was fun as long as it was grim with some funnys inbetween and did not have such a powercreep. The moment sharingan got introduced it all went to shit. Suddenly a dude with a undeveloped special eye could go toe to toe with a jinjuriki (or how the fuck you spell it) who fucked up A leveled ninjas shit in his free time. Kicking sharingan to bakugan level, more grimdarkness, more cherecter development that is not "gained X xp leveled up" and makeing the ninjas more army like would bring me back to naruto within seconds, but atm. 90% is shit, 5% was kind of shit and 5% was good
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Neither hinata nor sakura is best girl. That would be shion or the blonde with huge tits from the cloud village.
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>>44895346
Wouldn't Baraka be first in line?
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>>44895157
That's not how genetics woooork
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>>44895718
Oh I'm sorry, my magic ninja fighting anime doesn't have realistic genetics.

Seriously the whisker marks could be a mutation caused by demonic taint. It affected Naruto in utero and it could have affected his swimmers too.
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>>44889909
It seems like Naruto couldn't decide whether it wanted to defy the shonen cliches or live up to them. On the one hand, the first girl doesn't win, and it's acknowledged in that sense that people grow and change and it's good to meet new friends and re-evaluate old ones based on who they are now rather than looking at them through nostalgia goggles. But on the other hand, the whole thing with Sasuke is the complete opposite of that. I was kind of hoping that Naruto's idiotic, blind attachment to this kid he was kind of friends with once in middle school would be his tragic flaw, and that it would ruin everything. But nope, Sasuke gets a pass on every douchey thing he ever did just because a main character likes him, and there are no negative consequences of this corruption and cronyism whatsoever.
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>>44889765
>>Drawing Mileena to be cute or attractive in the facial area

That's entirely missing the fucking point. I fucking hate it when lonely, sexually-deprived morons do this sort of thing.
She's not "a killing machine with a sensitive side".
You'll never "conquer" her.
She'd rather rip your throat out with her teeth than sleep with you.

Oh and top of it all, she's not fucking real.

Actually screw it all. if you have a waifu you should be thrown into a volcano.
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>>44895860
That's how she looks in MKX. They have her human lips for some reason. I guess because women in Mortal Kombat have always kind of looked like cheesy strippers. I mean, there's one woman in the new game with stripper heels built into her feet.
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>>44894896
I'm imagining Trump saying this or a variation of it in a speech
Glorious
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>>44892031
It was hinted at in a side-story that was supposed to teach readers that blood isn't what matters when you're talking about family. What matters is who loves you, who's there for you. Sakura raised Sarada by herself, which I guess means Sasuke isn't really her father? which means whether or not she gave birth to her, Sakura is Sarada's mother. In the end, Sarada is left in this weird limbo of no one actually telling her the truth and everybody being super shady for literally no reason because there's literally nothing to be ashamed of - Sasuke and his squad were on a mission, Sakura tagged along, they fucked, mission took a real long time, gave birth to Sarada at one of Orochimaru's outposts because there wasn't time to get to a hospital, Karin was midwife. That's it. All that secrecy and misdirection for nothing.
Of course, we find that out at the end, meaning that Kishi's whole "blood doesn't matter" thing falls 2D-flat, because they're blood after all. It's like the princess loving the pauper despite his lowborn status, but it turns out he's really a long-lost prince so it's okay
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>>44892087
He's had to reach Jiraiya's record.
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>>44896006
Jiraiya never had kids.
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>>44894811
You are absurdly off base with your assumptions.
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>>44895810
It goes deeper than that.

On the one hand, it teaches that in order for war to end, you have to choose for it to end, it won't just happen. If Senju and Uchiha are going to stop fighting, they're going to have to choose peace over war. To solve things with violence would mean that not only nothing has changed, but that the message is wrong and war really is the answer.

On the other hand, everything was pointing toward a final battle with Naruto and Sasuke, based on more than just "I want to fight you", but a real clash of ideals, principles and goals. And it's what would happen in any shonen action manga.

Guess which one Kishi did?
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>>44895810
>first girl doesn't win
Depends really, Hinata was technically the first girl to acknowledge Naruto
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>>44896071
I thought "first girl" was from the guy's end, you know, who he was interested in first (i.e. Sakura)
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>>44892031
>I clearly remember
No you don't
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>>44896017
He had a godson
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>>44896081
I think it's actually from the reader's end, as in first girl on screen, but that's why first girl nonsense is confusing. Which first?
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>>44894720
O fucking dropped it when they started popping out the mountain cutting demigod shit.
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>>44896115
Well based on that metric, it would be still be Sakura.
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>/a/ does a better /v/ thread than /v/
>/v/ does a better /co/ thread than /co/
>/co/ does a better /tg/ thread than /tg/ (It's happened. Don't deny it)
>/tg/ does a better /a/ thread than /a/

>mfw
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>>44896097
I thought that was something made up by the fandom so they could hate on Jiraiya.
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>>44892332
Who's the most "stand at the sidelines and do nothing" character?
That's JR.
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>>44895860
Did your waifu left you?
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>>44891701
>WWE isn't a male soap opera
>it's a western anime
This makes way more sense
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>>44896153
more like
>/tg/ does better 4chan than 4chan
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>>44894663
Well yeah. Kishi had to silence him, since Naruto gave him that big speech about how "genetics don't make you great, hard work does" and Naruto's genes turned out to be better than Neji's.
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>>44896157
From his own mouth actually
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>>44895810
I actually kind of expected that in the end their obsession with each other turned out to be actual gay love that they were denying to themselves. Heck, after the final battle if it wasn't for them losing their arms they'd be holding hands.
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>>44892031
>>44896085

>Implying that she is not a Sharinganbaby.
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>>44894720
>>44894811
It needed more missions. Like real missions where Naruto and co wrestle with having to do bad shit for people they hate because they're getting paid, and the three of them create a real concrete bond. I never felt that Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were ever really friends in a mutual sense.
Also, I would have given them some other jonin teacher. Hell, promote Iruka to jonin, give him some cool techniques and have him be a real presence in the series. Have Kakashi be this near-mythical figure shrouded in rumor (at least as regards the students - "He's got a genin squad now? But he never takes students! Never! I wonder what's changed...").
In part 1 of the Chunin Exam, have Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura introduced to Kakashi's squad instead of Guy's as the rookie-but-still-way-more-experienced (hell, give Guy to Naruto Sasuke and Sakura, teach Naruto the Lotus because that's a main-character-power).
In part 2, we get to see them in action.
In the prelims, we meet Kakashi for the first time.
When part 3 gets interrupted by the invasion, we see Kakashi in action and HOLY SHIT HE'S AMAZING AND NOT A JOBBER
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>>44896069
Violence only fails to solve things when it isn't thorough enough. If one side can exterminate the other, that's the end of the debate at hand. Paradoxically, hostilities only continue if someone tries to end them prematurely.
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>>44894811
>aving some kind of epilogue involving Orochimaru getting his
Haha, no.
Reminder that Orochimaru got away with everything.
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>>44894918
Man it would be rather neat to see the medieval versions of their world, would rather be neat to see. Hell take the same characters and throw them at a new conteniant. Isn't there some story about aplace that doesn't even use chakra?
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>>44896273
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>Naruto
4chan is 18+. Please leave.
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>>44896069
Imagine the story from the point of view of anyone other than Naruto. Sasuke just gets excused of very real crimes for personal, emotional reasons rather than ethical ones. Once you make peace, that's when the war crimes tribunals should start.
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>>44896206
And he still never told him. So many people knew, and nobody ever told Naruto who his parents were.
Jiraiya and Tsunade knew - hell, Tsunade is Hashirama's granddaughter, Narutos' mother is related to Hashirama's wife (same clan, also Kurama's hosts). She's his aunt. They're actual legal family, she might be his legal guardian at the start of the series.
Hiruzen, Danzo and the counselors knew.
All the adult ninjas who were already ninjas when Minato died knew, because he fucking told them. "Them" means "every named Leaf jonin in the series".
Basically the only named adults in the village that we don't know if they for sure knew are Iruka and the fucking ramen guy.

And nobody told him.
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>>44896348
I'm sorry, should we be talking about a more mature manga like Attack on Titan?
Because that caters to literally the same demographic.
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>>44896282
I fucking love that this happened.

And he even had a kid, holy shit!

Absolutely hilarious.
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>>44896434
Well, he made a kid at any rate. It's left kinda ambiguous how.
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>>44896153
When something is your primary hobby, you usually care more than you need and know less than you think, which invariably lowers the discussion quality as people get too caught up in their own baggage to care about good discourse.
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>>44896413
Talk about some shit like Drifters, Kingdom, Shin Angyo Onshi or whatever. Discussing Naruto should be cause for deletion like it used to be. Though I think /a/'s reinstated that policy.
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>>44894663
I am okay with what happened to Anko.
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>>44896434
>leaf puts him under house arrest
>"fuck I don't have a steady supply of people to experiment on"
>"welp, better INVENT CLONING"
>gets uchiha genes, somehow
>starts cloning uchiha
>naruto and co pop in to say hi
>"How nice to see all of you! Let me give you a tour!"
>"You look so young, Orochimaru! Are you stealing bodies again?"
>"Don't ask like you don't know, Naruto"
>"Well whatever"
>"And here's the cloning room! It's where I get all my test subjects"
>"Wait so do they have minds? Souls?"
>"Oh of course, they're not robots, they're definitely real people"
>"and you're creating them just to subject them to horrible torturous experiments"
>"Yep!"
>"Well whatever"
Completely ridiculous.
>>44896471
See above for possible explanation.
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>>44896348
I started watching Naruto in '99. The target demographic when it started are now in their 20s.

>>44896380
I thought it was supposed to be something of a secret, so Iwa wouldn't try to kill him first chance they got. And if they had told Naruto at the beginning of the series he would have never been able to keep his mouth shut about it.
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>>44896483
>>44896483
>obscenely popular
>upon critical analysis is revealed to actually not be very good
>has significant hatebase that likes to point out that fact

Banning Naruto is like banning discussion of D&D. Possibly 40k as well.
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>>44896483
So as long as it's Seinen, it's okay?
Who here loves Okusan and K-On?
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>>44896599
Sorry I meant to say Naruto started in '99
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>>44896527
I think every one realized the only way to kill the guy and be sure he was dead was mass murder and incarceration.

Orochimaru is like a one generation version of ghenghis Khan: 90% of the world has a bit of him inside them by now.
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>>44896599
>And if they had told Naruto at the beginning of the series he would have never been able to keep his mouth shut about it.
They could have told him at any point afterwards, instead of him finding out from the ghost of King Hamlet
>so Iwa wouldn't try to kill him first chance they got.
Why would they? They're not Kumo
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>>44896602
Don't forget, has a lot of potential as a setting that's squandered by Jews in management positions.
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>>44896153
>discussing Naruto
>good
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>>44896599
>I started watching Naruto in '99. The target demographic when it started are now in their 20s.
The demographic hasn't changed, most people who read it now are still young, because those who started reading it in '99 graduated from Naruto. One Piece is different from Naruto in that no age group really seems to graduate from it.
>>44896611
Kingdom and Drifters are seinen? I don't really know or care about demographic, Naruto is just shit.
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>>44896629
Minato killed a shit ton of Iwa ninja. That's what made him famous.
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>>44896773
He also killed a shit-ton of Kumo ninja. He fought the 3rd Raikage to a stand-still.
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>>44896725
>If I like it, demographics don't matter
>If I don't like it, they do
What a faggot
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>>44895860
Turanafag pls
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>>44896153
>/v/
>/a/
>doing anything good
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>>44895860
Boy I bet you feel foolish right about now
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>>44896483
Well, /a/ is a bunch of spergy fags. Like, more so than the rest of us.
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>Nurutu

Also, yes. Last campaign I played best grill won the protagbowl and got a happy ending. It was really that simple.
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>>44896819
The only demographic I spoke out against is the one under 18, which matters because they're not allowed on 4chan according to the rules.
>>44896882
I agree. Shit's all about cute girls now.
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>>44896471
>>44896527
I can't help but notice that his kid looks a lot like what you'd get if you mixed and matched his and Kabuto's physical qualities.
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>>44896911
>shonen
>8 to 18
>under 18
And I'm sure you can prove that everybody ITT discussing Naruto is underage b&
>>44896921
Also worth mentioning that Kabuto is now running an orphanage for the cloned Uchiha.
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>>44896477
This, also dubs.
The worst place to discuss anything on 4chan is the board meant to discuss it. If this thread was about fudging dice rolls or the consequences of failure in rpgs, there would be 200+ posts of back and forth strawmen and reaction images.
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>>44896911
IDK man, talking about Naruto is just like talking about all the other shit we talk about.

You don't like it? Some people do, let them enjoy it. Calling them underage b& ain't gonna stop them, so live and let live.
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>Best girl had her back broken against a stone bridge and was paralyzed for half a decade.

No.
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So, did Naruto ever develop any kind of actual leadership skills? Or any skills at all? Or does he just stay an obnoxious piece of shit whose friends are all inexplicably and brainlessly "inspired" by him?
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>>44896959
Fuck off faggot we're discussing children's anime, not your godawful nerd shit
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>>44889411
best girl is always me and I've never finished a campaign except one that I ran.
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>>44896963
He develops them off-screen in a decade+long timeskip, then becomes Hokage.
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>>44896963
More in the end, I think the time skip implies a lot.

There's the very interesting dynamic in his relationship with his son in that he can't be with him as much as he should(leaving the kid in some ways a lot like he was).

You can tell Naruto feels bad about it, but he's stuck in that position where his job is so important that he just can't make the time like he wants.

I think that shows a huge increase in his maturity and responsibility, and shows that he actually takes the job seriously.

Also, it's hilarious that their kid ended up an entitled little shit. He's worse than Sasuke was.
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>>44896944
>>44896952
I never said shounen is bad, I said Naruto is bad. I never said those who read Naruto are under 18, I said the majority of those who read Naruto are under 18. Someone said it matters that those who read Naruto when it started are over 20 now, I said it doesn't matter because the majority of those who started reading it when it started are no longer reading it, and offered One Piece as an example of a manga where those who began reading long ago are still reading, despite no shift in the target demographic.
And no, talking about Naruto is not just like talking about anything else. Naruto is garbage for underageb&. There may not be any real difference between Tic-Tac-Toe and chess, but we don't have Tic-Tac-Toe threads. Same way I'm arguing against talking about Naruto.
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>>44896963
with the power of friendship and being ninja jesus he's done pretty well, but all the tactical stuff is left to the shadow guy and his other advisers i believe
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>>44897029
>There's the very interesting dynamic in his relationship with his son in that he can't be with him as much as he should(leaving the kid in some ways a lot like he was).
>Also, it's hilarious that their kid ended up an entitled little shit.
Except Naruto started out as the least entitled kid ever. His whole ambition was to earn public respect by proving his worth through hard work.
>>44897050
>because the majority of those who started reading it when it started are no longer reading it
>and offered One Piece as an example of a manga where those who began reading long ago are still reading, despite no shift in the target demographic.
Nice unfounded claims. Also, I love how you give One Piece as evidence, since it's for the same demographic but is far more childish than Naruto ever was.
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>>44891968
I'm still expecting some kind of curveball. Like Hanabi eloping with some foreigner.
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>>44897093
>Nice unfounded claims
Readership surveys are unfounded?
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>>44896963
Not at all, he's just OP as fuck so they put him up as hokage to serve as a symbol/deterrent.

Shikamaru is the one actually running the village, he also got the real best girl
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>>44897093
That's why it's hilarious. Naruto and Hinata, two of the least entitled characters in the entire series, managed to have a kid who figures he's god's gift to ninjas. And is an absolute asshole about it.
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>>44897093
>is far more childish
Nah. It's far more innocent in tone, but Naruto is far more childish with its floundering attempts grim and edge.

Hell, OP at least has the balls to kill people off from time to time
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Speaking of Best Girls, have you ever had a child character that was Best Son/Daughter?
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>>44897130
Naruto has killed way more people, and One Piece went almost a decade without anyone dying, even involving characters surviving shit that made absolutely no god damn sense.

Oda went out of his way to have everyone survive everything. Which is why when he finally did kill someone, it was such a damn shock.
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>>44889498
I don't even know how they got those stripes. I thought those were just supposed to be a Jinchuuriki thing, not a genetic thing.
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>>44897149
>Naruto has killed way more people
And then brought most of them back.
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>>44897162
What?

I'm pretty sure pretty much everyone that died is still dead, unless I missed something.
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>>44897218
At the end of the Pain arc, Nagato brings everybody who died in the attack back the same way that Granny Chiyo did, except he's an Uzumaki and therefore has an absurdly long lifespan and can therefore revive thousands of people, instead of just one person.
All the Akatsuki are dead though, as are anyone who had been brought back as superzombies by Kabuto (which isn't really being brought back because they were'n't going around living their lives, they were just used as elite soldiers). Also Neji and Jiraiya are still very dead.
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>>44897149
>Which is why when he finally did kill someone, it was such a damn shock.

In hindsight, not really.
Ace was a character who was never really fleshed out properly so there's no real reason to care that he died and Whitebeard was more a force of nature than actual character.

Lack of death or abundance of death doesn't create meaning, it's always execution that matters most and Ace's was preeeeeeetty stupid
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>>44897330
All his character development happened in a flashback shown after he died.
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>>44897411
Sounds like a Sherlock Holmes story, where all the backstory of the criminal comes out after he's been arrested.
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>>44897452
A bit, his motive wasn't really a mystery as much as where it stemmed from.
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>>44897487
What matters is that while Luffy cares about Ace, there's no real reason for either us to care about Ace, or to care about Luffy caring about Ace.
With Whitebeard, it's even worse, because we could have found out about how Whitebeard treats his men way back when Ace was introduced, but we didn't. We had no knowledge of him at all, despite him being the most powerful non-warlord pirate at the time.
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>>44897507
I'm not really looking to get into an OP discussion, but I don't think it really matters whether one thinks it should matter whether Ace died or not. It did to a lot of people, and I don't see any point in telling them they're wrong.
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>>44897121
Temari a shit
A HUGE SHIT
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>>44897633
your mom a huge shit, temari best girl
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>>44897633
>>44897688
We /a/ now.
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>>44897742
Emperor a best boy
better?
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>>44897742
>now
When have we not /a/?
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>>44897772
Emperor a shit.
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>>44897772
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>44897796
We weren't /a/ before /a/ was /a/.
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>>44889411

We don't ever have romance in our games because we are a bunch of manchildren who are still in the "girls are icky" phase of development.
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>>44897845
To be fair, girls are pretty icky.
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>>44897845
>implying girls aren't icky
Check out this cooties-having Casanova.
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>>44897845
A lot of chain-pharmacies offer cootie shots, you know
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>>44889765
I keep meaning to follow those. Based... Whatever name that QM goes by on this board.
>>44892248
>Chuunin-level shinobi
I have NO idea what that means.
>selfcest
muh fetish
>>44889909
Anyone have the 'time of grief' one?
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>>44898095
Ninja start at Genin Level. Then Chuunin, then Jounin.
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>>44896911
>I agree. Shit's all about cute girls now.
To be fair, 90% of anime these days is all about cute girls now.

Japan knows what sells and will keep selling it until it stops selling, which will happen at about the point that the sun goes supernova and takes all of us out with it.
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>>44898095
The equivalent in English for the ninja ranks are: Novice, journeyman, and master. Which are Genin, Chunin, and Jonin, respectively.
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>>44896882
Whereas /tg/ is a bunch of normie SJW cucks who break down at the first loli they see
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>>44898350
>/tg/
>SJW cucks

no good sir, i understeand if someone calls us a bunch of sad, no life fat neckbeards but you have gone too far. Name your wepon and i shall see you at dawn *tips fedora*
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>>44898350
Yeah because our medium doesn't have a habit of excusing pedophilia as a funny quirk
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>>44898390
>good sir
Reddit pls
>>44898396
Instead you cry RAPE whenever a dude who's entire life was ruined by an evil witch finally exacts bloody vengeance upon her.
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>>44892087

He basically just walked into the woods one day almost immediately after Sakura got pregnant and never came back. He literally didn't know what his kid even looked like until she went looking for him years later.

Even on the father/daughter road trip, Naruto STILL acts as a better parental figure for Sasuke's daughter than Sasuke does, and Sasuke immediately ditches her again as the miniseries ends. Like Sakura, she has resigned herself to his inexplicable need to go get high in the woods rather than be part of their life.

>>44892194

The funny thing is that in the series Madara acted like it was all his plan things ended up where they did when it was objectively pure dumb fucking luck he ever came back at all. His plan failed at every turn and he succeeded ANYWAY because of a series of extremely unlikely coincidences.

>>44894663

Some of the ends really annoyed me.

Sasuke nearly fucked everything up for everyone because he wanted to keep making up excuses to fight on, and he was rewarded for this with getting his arm back after Naruto had to blow it off to make him stop trying to kill him for stupid reasons.

Might Guy, savior of humanity, gets to be crippled for the rest of his life because they used up all the bullshit healing cells on Sasuke and Naruto.

>>44895810

The ultimate moral of the story appears to be "actions don't have consequences if you know the right people."

Orochimaru, despite still being a completely unrepentant mass-murdering psychopath who lives by horribly killing other people every couple of years, is allowed to go free at the end of the series because reasons? Like, Naruto knows exactly where he is, and could crush him like a bug, but for some reason leaves him alone.
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>>44897138
Yep, at least in the Barbarian's eyes.
Managed to rescue a little girl from anti-magic moon worshiping nutjobs. Unfortunately, couldn't save her brother or parents from the fire.
And thus the two Half-Orcs, one a Paladin Son of the SUN420PraiseitFaget, the other a CN TONKSTRONK Invulnerable Rager, did take the childwho turned out to possibly be dragon bloodline sorcerer under their manly wings, and teach the glories of SUN and GAINS.
And thus was born the MuscleHamster.

Meanwhile the Half-Elf Cleric, the Human Witch, and the Human Soulknife were left wondering just what the fuck was going on.


Also, delicious NS tears:
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4#0
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>>44898500
>not getting the joke this much

ffs i even put a *tips fedora* at the end
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>>44898500
>Instead you cry RAPE whenever a dude who's entire life was ruined by an evil witch finally exacts bloody vengeance upon her.

when has that ever happened on /tg/? You are projecting so hard that i dont need a monitor to read this thred
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>>44898396
Says the one who made a thread about listing after an underaged girl
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>>44898095
Damashi
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>>44898562
Garruk. Also all the SJW threads praising ~DIVERSITY~ for the sake of diversity.
>>44898543
>implying I'd read a redditfriend's post past the first words
Feel free to kill yourself reddit-kun
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>>44898656
>Garruk. Also all the SJW threads praising ~DIVERSITY~ for the sake of diversity.

name one, no i mean it, name one. Never have i seen a thred that was about diversity in TGs aside from bait thrads like "can you play with women in your group and not destroy the group". Either /pol/ has rotten your brain or your trolling
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>>44895884
I thought it was to justify her speaking articulately with that maw of hers.
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>>44895860
Mileena has always had attractive facial features, mouth aside. Literally from the moment she was introduced and onwards.
>she's not fucking real
Pic related.
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>>44898688
>teehee all my tumblr astroturfing is just bait, just ignore it you shitlord
Tumblr pls kill urself
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>>44896320
Didn't /tg/ work on a "Naruto in a fantasy medieval European setting" setting once?
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>>44898712
dude, you cant even give proof to your claim aside from "och noes tumbltard and reddit", why the fuck are you even here if you hate tg so much?
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>>44898728
ya, it also remade the whole setting to be good like three times
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>>44898728
Yes and it was shit, like all of /tg/'s shitty fanfictions are.
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>>44898757
>to be good
All of the keks. All of em.
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>>44898181
I eagerly await the death of the sun so I can have another Spike Spiegel to cry over.
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>>44898766
>>44898790
if you dont like what /tg/ dose why wont you fuck off
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>>44898802
If you don't like 4chan why are you on this site?
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>>44898810
if i did not like it i would not be on it, now would i? Its fucks like that confuse me, hate everything fun yet still are here
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>>44898835
>ewww, everyone but me is a problematic shitlord!
>/tg/ is my safe space from your toxicity, you weaboo misogynerd
>I hate anime despite being on a Japanese inspired imageboard owned by a Japanese man who made the site that inspired this one
>good thing I'm enlightened enough to teach this site of how problematic it is with my offtopic shitposting because YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OTHER BOARDS US FATGUYZ AMIRITE XDDDDD
Again, why are you and your ilk infesting a place you so thoroughly despise?
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>>44898893
ewww, everyone but me is a problematic shitlord!
>/tg/ is my safe space from your toxicity, you weaboo misogynerd
>I hate anime despite being on a Japanese inspired imageboard owned by a Japanese man who made the site that inspired this one
>good thing I'm enlightened enough to teach this site of how problematic it is with my offtopic shitposting because YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OTHER BOARDS US FATGUYZ AMIRITE XDDDDD

och good, so much projection, it's almost funny if it was not so sad
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>>44898893
Don't be such a retard, anon.
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>>44898913
Too bad it's quite literally been posted in this very thread
>>44896153
>>44896197
>>44896858
>I'm unable to retort so I'm just gonna discredit you through name calling
Spotted the redditfriend. I bet you wish you could downvote me too.
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>>44899002
you one of thouse "4chan is muh special secret club and everyone who is not a part of it and only it must die" types arnt ya? How's moms basment?
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In the last campaign, only girl won.

In our newest campaign, Its not clear whether both girls will win, or best boy will die.
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>>44899033
You're one of those "if something doesn't conform to my personal ideals I must actively change it by discrediting it and trying to shame everyone who disagrees with me" types, aren't you? How's that delusional world full of imaginary oppression, invisible microaggressions, and fart rape treating you?
>ewww gross you must be a problematic neckbeard misogynerd to dare defy me
Thanks for proving me right.
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>>44899159
>that image
God I hate stale, forced 1d4chan memes
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>>44899163
are we having a sperg out? Ladies and gentelman i think this fatass is starting to sperg
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>>44899002
Uh, I just called /v/ and /a/ shit, I didn't call you any names.
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>>44899196
>anybody I disagree with is a fat autistic neckbeard misogynerd!
Good job discrediting yourself, tumblr
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>>44899225
He's probably a troll from either or both of those boards.
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>>44899312
i think he is a /pol/ tard that had enough of his hugbox and want to prove to everyone that he is not 13 years old, which he is failing at, but /v/ is proboble too, they both use cuck and SJW way too much
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>>44899312
>you can't honestly disagree with me, you must be a troll
Just digging that whole deeper, newfriend
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>>44899363
Right, that whole.
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>>44899358
>if you disagree with me, you're an underaged troll from the imaginary board of /vpol/!
It's really quite hilarious to see someone defending an offtopic Naruto discussion thread accuse anyone else of being underaged
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>>44899400
Blame autocorrect, but nice deflection tactics all the same. That's the sign of a truly skilled coward right there.
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What does any of this have to do with traditional games?
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>>44898580
The woman in the OP is 30 years old.
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>>44898511
Reminder that Sakura and Sasuke have never actually kissed.
When Sarada was younger, she asked Sakura about it, and Sakura got embarassed and sad and deflected and said he "did something even better" and poked her in the forehead.
Before Sasuke left again, Sakura was looking for a kiss, and he immediately turned and left.
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>>44899458
>It's okay to lust after underage teenagers so long as I age them up later!
You're as bad as lolifags
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>>44899182
Nice to know my /tg/ art-thread delivery from years ago, became a stale meme somewhere.

My legacy is secure.
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>>44899513
>16
>underage
Not where I live in the US, not even in most of the US.
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>>44899549
Truly, you have become immortal
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>>44899549
No, it just utilizes a stale meme in the form of LOL WIZARD SHOTGUNS NO SENSE OF RIGHT FROM WRONG XDDDDDDDDD faggotry that still gets spammed daily.
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>this whole thread
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>>44899612
Man, you mad as hell.
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>>44899503
What the fuck is wrong with sasuke
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>>44889480
Sorry, but I liked the filler arcs in Naruto and Bleach more than the 'main' storyline because said main story was a real grind.

Probably why I like One Punch Man as well; Boros wasn't there manipulating events in the background, didn't kill Saitama's parents, didn't reprogram Genos for a season (although there is Metal Knight), etc, etc.
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>>44899684

He's an emotional cripple with the social instincts of a ten-year-old. Kissing girls is icky.
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>>44899663
Fucking Naruto, man. It attracts idiots like shit attracts lies.
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>>44899684
He's a cold motherfucker. He knows sakura has attachment issues so he plays off that so she'll eventually accept spousal abuse.

Its all because he watched his family die, so he couldn't pay for the autism treatment pill.
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>>44889882
She got her man, she can wear frumpy sweaters and get fat now.
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>>44899683
>can only spout memes as a response to his ego being deflated
:^)
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But seriously

What does any of this have to do with traditional games?
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>>44899684
Well, part of it is pic related.
Remember the Uchiha clan's "Curse of Hatred"? Well it's less a philosophical concept and more of a hereditary mental disorder. Uchiha are mentally incapable of processing feelings of grief and loss, so when they bottle up those feelings and keep them fresh and hot. Brain relieves tension by funneling a ton of chakra into the eyes and creating the Sharingan. The worse the loss, the greater the power. And then they turn into supervillains.
>>44899756
Relevant
http://hazardplayhouse.blogspot.com/2014/09/understanding-uchiha-sasuke.html
>>44899731
I agree with Bleach because Hueco Mundo/Fake Karakura/Deicide was a fucking slog of a mess and we really needed a breather.
I don't agree with Naruto because its filler was absolute shit.
>>44899776
No way to tell if she gets fat, we haven't seen any of the elder Hyuga women. All the kunoichi and wives of ninjas are fit. The only possible fat older woman would have been Choji''s mom, maybe, but we never saw her. She might have been dead, I don't remember.
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>>44899731
>implying Boros was anything more than a side story
Fucking anime only fags, you haven't even gotten to the Garou arc
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>>44899844
Why did you post that link? There's nothing remotely related to traditional games there
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>>44899760
Probably because it's babby's first shonen. Kinds like the insufferable Gurren Lagann faggots
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>>44899844

Oh, right, the genetically hardwired insanity thing.

Basically I walked away with the impression Tobirama Senju was completely right that the Uchiha are inherently evil and would probably need to be wiped out someday.

I mean, thousands upon thousands of people died because Madara was a moron who couldn't get it through his head it was HIS FAULT his life sucked, and then even more died because Obito's waifu bit it and he couldn't deal with that.
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>>44895993
Disney level BS right there.
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Meanwhile Naruto uses his Clone Jutsu so he can gangbang Hinata all on his own, and despite it sounding lewd and filthy he somehow manages to make it cute and romantic
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>naruto
>tumblr
>normalfags
Can you explain why this thread isn't deleted or autosaged?

Oh right, it's because the hotpocket is a redditor who's too busy shoving dildos up his ass to police the board unless he's personally triggered by something.
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>>44900149
Funnily enough, that's never happened in a Disney movie.
>>44900140
I mean, look at how the story ends. The world was at war when we had four Uchiha running around. Now the world is at peace and there's only one Uchiha running around.
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>>44900140
the uchia shold have been wiped out, the further you get into the story the more obvious it becomes that the sharingan is even more of a portable, reusable A-bomb than the tailed beasts
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>>44899760
>shit attracts lies
wat
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>>44899844
>>44900196

>The Uchiha have genetic godlike powers, extremely limited self-control, and zero capacity to healthily cope with loss
>But distrusting them was totally mean, you guys.
>As was taking them down when distrusting them proved entirely justified and diplomacy failed. For some reason.

Sometimes it feels like the Uchiha are D&D Orcs in a story being written by an orc apologist.

Always Chaotic Evil, love war and violence, basically impossible to reason with...but the author also wants us to think they're all right for some reason.
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>>44900196
*uchiha
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>>44899844
Regarding Hinata; I was just being bitter because I'm ronry.
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>>44900210
I'm sorry, I meant to write "fries".
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>>44900220
because it more or less was, it looked like the author got a idea and thought it was BEST IDEA EVER, deciding to make EVERYTHING about it. It was the only bloodline that was talked about non stop, only thing that had new powers every 5 seconds and only thing that had the power to destroy fucking everything. Im wondering how the fuck leaf did not control the whole world when they had a whole clan of walking wepons of mass destruction
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>>44900220
Maybe it's because the author is Japanese and the character is trying to fulfill his family's wishes.
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>>44896085
>medical ninja
No way.
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>>44900180
u mad your loli thread got closed?
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>>44900279

The fun part was when Itachi made up a new superpower to beat Kabuto and then explained it.

In a way that directly contradicted established Sharingan lore so that the new ability made LESS SENSE after it was explained than it did before.
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>>44900279
Most Uchiha didn't seem to be able to get as far as Mangekyo, but yeah. Then again, Cloud had two jinchuriki, and the 3rd and 4th Raikage. That's some excellent deterrent.
>>44900291
They're just magic healers, though some have applied their medical knowledge and techniques to combat (making a scalpel-sharp blade out of chakra is good for surgery and assasination, so is being able to redirect nerve signals).
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>>44900327
dude, by that point they whole thing was made up. How did the shraingan, a eye that allows you to copy your enemys attacks, suddenly creato fires from hell, get gods to protect you and mindcontroll anyone for how ever long you would want to. Moreover it somehow made you a totalbad ass in a fight
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>>44900191
Alladin is the prince of thieves' son.
Belle didn't want to be weighted down by a man. Until she did.
I imagine the same happened in Brave (never watched it).
Ariel's human crush happened to be a prince.

I hate to sound like a SJW but the disney movies without at least a little bullshit that does have a binary relationship (if that's the right term) in it somewhere is How To Train Your Dragon, The Croods, Peter Pan, and Frozen.
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>>44900385
>all the stories based off centuries old stories have a different worldview from the modern day
YA DON'T SAY?!

Fucking moron.
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>>44900302
You mad your Steven Universe thread got deleted?
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>>44900164
Cute fanfiction but where's the traditional games?
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>>44900385

Eh, more specifically, Belle didn't want to be married to GASTON or live in a provincial town where people thought she was weird because she liked to read. As near as I could tell, she wanted to travel and have an interesting life.

She had a very interesting time when it turns out monsters and curses exist, and at the end of it she's married to a dude who, unlike most of her neighbors, actually took the time to get to know her, and probably has a fair bit of disposable income and would be open to the idea of spending some time away from the castle he's been trapped in for ten years as a horrible beast.

Al doesn't technically have any sort of royal ties, or even an inheritance. The king of thieves is literally any thief that can take charge of the forty thieves, his dad is a penniless schmuck like him that happened to take over from the game's last leader.

Brave actually ended without the girl getting married. Turns out her three suitors weren't wild about the idea either and the matter was tabled for later.
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>>44900385
>Alladin is the prince of thieves' son.
He's not actual royalty. They just called Kasim the King of Thieves because he was really good at it and he had an organization of thieves under him. His underlings joked that Aladdin was the Prince of Thieves.
>Belle didn't want to be weighted down by a man. Until she did.
No, she just didn't like Gaston. What was weighing her down was being a peasant in some random village. "There must be more than this provincial life!" She thought she was cooped up until she met an actual hikkikomori. Now that she's royalty, she can do things like see the world like she said she wanted to do.
>I imagine the same happened in Brave (never watched it).
Never watched it either, but I'm not making the assumption that it did.
>Ariel's human crush happened to be a prince.
Little Mermaid was never a question of social class, it was about xenophobia. There was also never a question of him NOT being a prince.
The bullshit I had mentioned was when there's this message that love transcends class conflicts, but at the end the class conflict is not solved through love but through genealogical research that shows that there wasn't any conflict to begin with, both members of the couple are on the same social stratum after all.
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>>44900385
>I imagine the same happened in Brave
I love how you automatically assume something is bad before even giving it the time of day.

Brave was all about how while you need to love and respect your elders, you also shouldn't blindly follow traditions for the sake of tradition. More importantly, it was probably the most "gender equal" kids movie I've ever seen, seeing how at the end it revealed that all the "princes" who were competing for her hand in marriage wanted nothing to do with her or this stupid arranged marriage either. In fact, most of them found the MC abrasive and full of herself for thinking everyone wanted her tomboy ass.

So yeah, you do sound a lot like an ignorant SJW right about now when you talk out your ass like that, well, the whole goddamn post, really
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>>44900544
I'll take that as a yes. :^)
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>>44900670
Too bad the loli thread was successful whereas your tumblr thread wasn't ;^)
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>>44898511

>Sasuke and Orochimaru being treated like they never did anything wrong because they know the right people, and this being portrayed as a good thing

Is it a Japanese culture thing? Maybe cronyism is seen in a more sympathetic light in Japan than it is in America. I've also heard that childhood friends are so disproportionately important in anime because it's hard for Japanese adults to meet new people for friendship or romance, so you'd better get along with the people you knew in grade school, even if they turn into murderous assholes.
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>>44889411
>Best shitposter wins

Has this ever happened on your board?
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>>44900725
Actually, I wasn't the one crying that my thread got closed.

You know why? Because I'm neither a pedophile, nor a tumblerite.
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>>44889411
>grows up and becomes an important leader
>dresses like a complete dudebro in Tevas and capri-length sweatpants
>dresses his son like a Russian gangster

If Crocs existed in this universe, he would wear them. Christ, what a shitstain.
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>>44900865

To be fair, I don't think there's anyone in Naruto with anything resembling a fashion sense.
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>>44900865
Well that's his down-time wear. His on-the-job wear is arguably worse.
His son never seems to grow out of the slav-wear, though
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>>44900738
You also have to remember that Japanese schools aren't like American schools.
In America, you move from classroom to classroom, not everyone takes the same subjects, so you meet a wide variety of people from around the school.
In Japan, each section of a grade stays in a single classroom, teachers move from class to class, you spend all day in the same seat with all the same people in the same positions so you better get used to those fuckers
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>>44889882
She's still stacked, she's more stacked than ever.
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>>44901003

Wow. Sakura's considerably more attractive now.

Her man appears to have remained a frowny black blob. For some reason I never shook the impression post-timeskip Sasuke is overweight and trying to hide it with his various laughable outfits.
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>>44901003
>Naruto ended up the tallest
Didn't see that coming. Also that Sakura is way cuter than anything from the series or the gaiden. Maybe it's the lipstick. Still wearing capris, though.
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>>44901003
>hinata looks like a mom/housewife
>sakura looks like a slutty suburban milf
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>>44901031
best thing out of those two is the daughter
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>>44901031
It would explain all the loose, billowing clothing
>>44901003
>everyone is smiling and facing the "camera"
>sasuke is facing away and turning back
>also wearing black
oooo I bet he's the bad boy of the group
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>>44900962
>>44901003
Oh god, the cape.

And that girl is way too old to have a Pebbles Flintstone haircut.
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>>44901078
To be fair, I'm pretty sure as Hokage he's contractually obligated to wear it, like that stupid hat
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>>44901035
Capris are the law in Naruto, apparently. And closed-toed shoes are outlawed for being too practical.
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>>44901067
>housewife is possibly having sex with multiple penises at once on a regular basis (via clones)
>milf has never even been kissed
What a tweest
implying you wouldn't give them both the dick
>>44901149
Kishi said he likes drawing toes. I'm pretty sure he has a foot fetish.
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>>44901003
That skirt is way too short, Sarada, no ninja of mine is going to leave the house looking like that
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>>44901180
>live-action Naruto directed by Quentin Tarantino
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>>44901208
>Hinata incorporates feet into her Gentle Fist style
I can see it now.
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>>44901208
didnt the last tarantino movie kinda flopped?
or its just bad?
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>>44900164
The most amazing thing about the pairing is it made 420 do happy vanilla. Like, things I never fucking expected
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>>44901294
Link?
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>>44900865
Crocs are awesome. I understand there're a lot of highly opinionated fags out there who're too involved in what others look like, but fact remains that crocs are comfy and easy to wear.
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>>44901347
It's on sad panda.
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>>44901239
It's like Django Unchained; ultra violent when there's action and always unnecessarily long, with weird sexual scenes injected in at random. The only reason it didn't do well in theaters is because it had to compete with movies like Star Wars and the Revenant.
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>>44901438
What's the actual artist name, though? 420 gives me nothing
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>>44901418
Now I need to destroy you in a Pokemon battle.
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>>44901498
To quote the late, great Notorious B.I.G.:
>(Niggas bleed just like us)
>Picture me being scared
>Of a nigga that breathe the same air as me
>(Niggas bleed just like us)
>Picture me being shook
>We can both pull burners, make the motherfucking beef cook
>(Niggas bleed just like us)
>Picture a nigga hiding
>My life in that man's hands, while he just deciding
>(Niggas bleed just like us)
I'd rather go toe-to-toe with all of y'all
Running ain't in my protocol
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>>44901418
crocks are ugly as fuck, i get that they are usefull and confy but even i, and i always chouse confy over stylish, have to think twice before putting them on. I'd rather just go in flip flops than crocs
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>>44901180
>Child of an absentee dad with borderline personality disorder and the village bicycle looks to have her act together pretty well
>Children of a responsible housewife and the ninja mayor look to be a meatheaded bully and a female Ralph Wiggum

Yeah, life has a way of being hard to predict.
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>>44901202
Sasuke can't tell his daughter that since he's never home anyway
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>>44901608
do men get borderline? I thought that was womens equivalent of schizophrenia
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>>44901608
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>>44901646
Thought less and read more.
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>>44901646
Women can be schizo too
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>>44901608
>village bicycle
She's the opposite though, she's as pure as Hinata
>and a female Ralph Wiggum
That's not fair, she's like 3
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>>44901497
Can't remember off the top of my head, he's a guro porn weird shit artist otherwise though. If this shit is still around in six hours, I'll link it. Or just search the doujins on sad panda and find the one where everyone is going "wtf is this vanilla?!"
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>>44901723

I got the impression the kid was three, too.

Although Either Boruto's a frigging manlet or Naruto's daughter is gonna be a frigging siege tower when she grows up. If she inherits her mom's rack on top of that, yowza.
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>>44901667

And then they're gonna fuck and make a new ninja jesus baby.

Also Uchicha will get officially fucked out of existence
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>>44901727
ShindoL?
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>>44901771
at that age girls and boys dont difer that much in height
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>>44901771
Neither of them have hit puberty yet in that pic.
In the Gaiden, Boruto is 4'7" at 12 years old, Himawari is about 4'5" at 10. Then again, girls hit their growth spurts first, then the boys rocket ahead.
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>>44901787
No, at least not on sadpanda
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>>44889411
>>44901003
If Game of Thrones taught me anything about genetics, it's that Boruto is secretly the incest baby of Naruto and his sex-changed shadow clone.
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>>44901294
>>44901727
>420

You aren't referring to 774 by any chance?
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>>44900764
That's all /tg/ is. A series of shitposters each shitposting about how their shitposts aren't shitposts at all but rather "/tg/ culture"
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>>44901787
Nope. More extreme than that, though usually less emotionally crushing.
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>>44900813
>I wasn't the one crying that my thread got closed
Yet you're so rumproasted the mere mention of lolis sends you into a frothing rage
B^)
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>>44901957
That's what it is, I have no idea how I got that wrong. It's 774
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>>44901982
>>44901957
Yeah it's 774
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>>44901960
He's still here, and still salty.
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>>44902016
You mean the antiloli crusader? Yeah, I know.
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>>44902000
You'll have to project harder than that.
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>>44902032
I don't even know who it is, just that he was salty before and is salty now.
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>>44902032
Did someone say something about crusading in Anatolia? Sign me up
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>>44901478
It flopped because of that scene of Sam Jackson telling the story of how he made a whiteboy suck his dick
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>>44901771
She already wrecked his shit once when he was being a dick. She's got a bright future ahead
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>>44903068
Do comic-relief powers count?
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>>44903315
She literally activated the bakugan, went into berserker mode, intended to kill him, Naruto got in the way and got put through a wall and knocked out for the day for the trouble
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>>44903413
>activated the bakugan
I can't believe anyone reads this trash.
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>>44903453
Hey man, it's just a friendly game of Bakugan.

Gonna open that Gate Card?

You Haos, Pyrus, Aquos, Ventus, Sub-Terra or Darkus?
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>>44903413
>intended to kill him
I don't think a toddler has a killer-instinct, familia
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>>44903492
>not playing Kaijudo, the hardest metal known to man
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>>44903514
>Kaijudo
I can't get the mental image of Godzilla performing a hip throw on Mothra out of my mind.
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