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Penal Regiment /tg/: Remove Heresy Edition
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I assume you lot actually have a plan to take care of whatever mission you have here? Perhaps now would be a good time to enact it, after what happened yesterday.
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>voxes the base at Watcher's Point
Has anyone seen the interrogator or her enforcer?
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>Still in that cave with Alice.
So... what now?
Thread title pic related.
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>>44874603
Took a Vendetta out on recon sir. Do you need to contact them?
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"Jackson said he had a way to save these people, but he never bothered to tell me what it was."

>Pulls out a lho-stick and lights it.

"Tell me, after all this, did we lose anyway?"

>His augmetic lungs filter out the lho-smoke, meaning that Greely is now effectively going without.
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>>44874611
Err.....suppose we can check if any of this equipment is usable? Weapon or two might be good....or perhaps the tank....
>Alice walks over to the weapons and stares at them idly.
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>>44874646
>Nods.
The tanks outside is full of dust but maybe...
>Opens the hatch to check the interior.
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>>44874635
>whispering
The astartes is making me uncomfortable.
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>>44874674

"He just had to kill a whole bunch of desperate civvies. Astartes or no, that's going to mess someone up."
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>>44874666
>Alice opens the Commander's hatch and drops into the turret.
Equipment seems intact.....power might be out, but that'll be a five minute fix, just need to find a toolkit so I can get to the engine.
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I have seen these threads before, could somebody tell me what the bloody hell is going on?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

Just checking for heresy, don't mind me
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>>44874725
Short answer is that a Penal Regiment(That may or may not have been inducted by the Inquisition, as they are want to do) full of [strike]lunatics[/strike] unique Guardsmen goes about the Galaxy sorting fixing things and removing Chaos because everyone else is incompetent. Basically one can just make a character and do whatever they want. Orks or Necrons for example.

I could prepare a slightly longer version if you wish it so.

Also that picture is amazing.
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>>44874762
Thank you, yeah, I mean I know a lot about 40k lore, its just I never know how to contribute to the threads.
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>>44874725

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/ Extra Heresy, that's what
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>>44874783
Just make whatever you wish and jump in, like I said, we've got/had Orks, Necrons, SoB's, Space Marine or two, whatever you fancy.
Oh and it's also not 100% serious, but at the same time not 100% comical either. Just...go nuts really.
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>>44874740
I found some heresy, just going to purge it and then I will be on my way
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>>44874824
Cool.
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>Finishes his morning prayers and starts to walk around the base.
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>>44874783
Anything goes in the heresy wildride. People make a character and jump in just for the shits and giggles.

The tank's interior seems fine, old but fine...
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>>44874841
fukken saved
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>>44874841

[spoilers]Though Inquisitors themselves are usually NPC's, even if the characters are high-rank operatives. Gonna be in and out a lot during the AM today (EST)[/spoiler]
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Greeting human kin, how do you all do today on this fine evening?
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Right. What's the plan, Greely?
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>>44874841
Of course it's old lass, it's pre-Crusade.
>Toolkit in hand, Alice climbs out of the turret and starts to work on the engine.
Most of this stuff is too.
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>>44874903
You sure you know what you're doing with that? Maybe want to call a techpriest in or something?
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>>44874932
If you can find a Cogboy that won't try and chant at it out here then go ahead, I'd rather just fix it.
>Alice finishes with the work and replaces the cover.
Try the Engine will you? Should work now.
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>>44874874
Did- did Nyzart send another agent?
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>>44874966
I'm not sure we should be touching crusade era equipment without the supervision of the Adeptus Mechanicus, Alice...
>Kind of doesn't want to start the engine because of fear of it being possessed.
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>>44874972
Who is this Nyzart fellow, I only here to get information about hum-our social data.
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>>44874992
Wait, you're not a necron. What's going on?
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>>44874981
You know how the AdMech is lass, shouldn't be touching the bloody thing at all.
Just start the engine eh? You worry too much.
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>>44874898

"I don't know at this point. Chango just took out everyone Belk turned, and I recieved a comunique from Verasii saying a lot - but not all - of the heat he's putting on us is going to go away for a while. So we have breathing room to strategize."

"As to our current situation, I was following Jackson's lead but he's currently preoccupied with Anna being so - "

>>44875015
:Whispers:
"Ix-nay on the ecron-nay"
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>>44875022
I have a baaaaad feeling about this...
>Starts the engine and inmediately covers her face with the same arm, expecting an explosion, roar or sudden burst of sparks.
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>sits out of the way of the others and starts cleaning the bayonet on the end of his shotgun
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to be clear to all newcomers, Greely and Eta are away from the current planetary base, and Alice and LIX are in a cave somewhere.
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>>44875059
[Spoiler]Last thread to explain things out:
>>44856323
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>>44875081
Fucking Capital S...
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>>44875091
I don't know how to do the spoilers and this is an experiment so I don't fuck it up later, saw this thread for the first time yesterday and had to get in.
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>Greely continues sifting through the ruin while Chango takes Rax back to base in his Stormtalon

"Everything I've seen says these people had no ulterior motive beyond mere survival. They were frightened and Belk's fellows exploited that."
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>>44875120
welcome aboard!
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>>44875036
>After a couple of moments of sputtering the engine 'roars' to life then starts idling.
That's how you do it! Lets see what else we can do.
>Alice climbs back onto the turret and drops in, then starts flicking through the systems.
Everything looks good....looks like we've got ourselves a working Tank.
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>>44875120
Congrats for successful spoiler.

If you're a newcomer you might want to check the wiki:

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/

Might be a lil' bit outdated in terms of Events, That section's ussually updated at least once every month though.
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>>44875120

It may take a while for the people at base to start coming into the thread, and I'm going to be in and out throughout the morning and a bit beyond, depending
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>>44875134
>Sighs in relief.
Not possessed... good...

We still have your... "condition" to talk about though...
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>Urgent silence!!!!
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>>44875154
not to worry, I've to go to work soon anyway, I just wanted a 40k rp I could pop in and out of, plus try a character concept I have for Dark Heresy
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>>44875129
Did the Eldar leave anything behind? I can't imagine that this haemonculus could resist the opportunity to taunt us.
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>>44875120
Welcome aboard laddie! Threads are usually on Monday(As you seen) at 2PM GMT, although sometimes there are extra threads on the following days if needed.

>>44875165
Mhm.....very well.......talk about it, because I'm completely confused.
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>>44875208
Eldar? The tall, thin xenos? Pointy ears?
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>>44875223
Did... did you touch, wear or mark yourself with anything that seemed chaotic? I mean when the Tau sniper got you I wasn't sure I might had been hallucinating and didn't want to talk about it... but now after Amalek I pretty much have confirmation that something is going on... You were a literal mess of blood from beyond your hips...
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>>44875208

"Just the equipment they loaned these guys - well, what's left of it. He already delivered me a love letter earlier today in exchange for the volki-"

>Something catches greely's eye, something hollow and cylindrical, different from the few relics they left behind. He picks it up and begins inspecting it.

>>44875231
"Hey! You didn't go with Chango after all. "

>Smiles weakly

"Yeah. The ones with spikes on 'em."
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>>44875262
What did you find?
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"Valkyrie inbound on the 5x5"
>checks auspex
>checks coms
"lace up targets on the auspex"
" got an optimal loiter time of about 30 mikes, so make it snappy"
"so please advise"
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>>44875261
No I didn't, as far as I know and it wasn't that bad, was just a bloody kidney...and maybe a bit of liver damage. Bloody Medic has no idea what he's talking about.
>Alice again climbs out of the tank and drops down to walk towards a few weapons.
I don't know what's causing it but I'm fairly certain it's not Chaos.
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>>44875262
... Oh, those! Only time I saw one with the spikes still on was when it was taken to "cutter". Masters didn't like hidden weapons.
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>>44875322
I hope you're right... I'd...

From a professional perspective if it was Chaos... I'd have to...
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>Scratches at his arm uncomfortably, looks through his kit and stands up, wandering about the base trying to find anyone who might have some combat adrenals
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>>44875319

>Greely smiles wickedly.

"Looks like Belk won't get his prize after all."

>Greely puts the hollow cylinder over his left arm, and it slides along the grooves in his arm, positioning itself like a bracer.

>He presses a button on the device.

>Nothing happens.

>Another button.

>Nothing.

>The last button is pressed, and the brace slides out quickly, covering his hand and then some. A bunch of mechanical noises come from the device.

"Going to have to get used to that when I deploy this thing. Now let's see what it can do."
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>>44875383
>The brown robed priest nods to him setting aside his book of scripture.
Trooper. Looking for something?
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>>44875414
Yes sir
>continues scratching at his arm
With respect sir, I was wondering if we would be getting any stimulants soon sir?
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>>44875373
I know lass, I know. And I wouldn't hold it against you.
Now, lets see what we've got he- Helloooo.....these are useful....
>Alice lifts a Stalker Bolter from a crate and blinks a few times before offering it to LIX.
Here, take a look at this.
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>>44875445
>He sighs and looks down.
I have some, if you need a fix, but I'll want something from you.
>He reaches into the bag at his side, pulling out a small syringe.
Come to services tomorrow.
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>cleaning his Sororitas flamer with lavish care
>finishes, tosses rag away
>stretches and groans
>takes a drink

Throne above! I am so fucking bored!

Greely! When in Terra's tits are we gonna go kill something fun? If I'm a stormtrooper now I oughta earn my pay, yknow?
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>>44875465
>Has problems holding the weapon with a single hand despite it feels a lot lighter than she expected.
Hell this thing is... not as heavy as I expected... and heavily adorned, could it be master crafted?
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>Greely points the arm-cannon at a nearby boulder.

>A beam of energy comes out of it, and within 10 seconds, the boulder is a puddle of lava.

"Wow. I feel kind of light headed, but that was cool."
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>>44875499
>seems to shake excitedly
Always do sir, anything to get rid of these itches, the worst part is always the itches. Thank you sir.

>he pulls up his sleeves to expose his arm, which looks more like a left over pincushion now.
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>>44875515
Most likely lass, probably for an Imperial Army Officer, whoever the poor bugger was obviously had a taste for fine weapons. Almost feel bad about lifting it.
>Alice lifts an equally Master Crafted Powersaber from the ground next to the crate and swings it a few times.
Not bad, think I'll.....hold onto this one...
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>>44875540
Whoa! I ain't staying near that thing!
>retreats behind a thick rock
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>>44875514

Greely, Eta, and Rax are out in the desert right now. I have a little Deldar hunt sidequest for the afternoon, but this morning i'm gonna be in and out, till like 1-2pm EST

>Greely hits the middle button, and a small hole in the arm-cannon opens

"PLEASE INSERT ALTERNATE VOLCORP FIRING MODULE"

>It says in a feminine, mechanical voice.

"Him on earth, the damn thing talks..."
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>>44875548
>Vimes uncaps the syringe with his teeth, holding Gladraw's arm and expertly finding the vein, injecting the stims through one of the few remaining points. He lets go and recaps the syringe, tossing it back in his bag.
I know about the shakes, Trooper. And I know you probably won't listen, but there are ways to help get you off this stuff.
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>>44875599
Huh, guess Greely is out now. Ah well.

>>44875499
So padre, what brought you here to us?
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>>44875576
Bugger me, the cqc expert gets a stalker bolter and the inquisitor that's teaching sniper classes gets a sword?

Heh. The galaxy's gone crazy.
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>>44875599
That ain't normal!
>draws axe but otherwise shows no intention of moving from behind the boulder
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>>44875631
>Seems to relax with the injection
Yes sir, but I can't cut it clean and I need these for fighting He knows what sir.
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>>44875599

"IF YOU DO DO NOT HAVE A VOLCORP ALTERNATE FIRING MODULE, ONE CAN BE PURCHASED FROM YOUR NEAREST FRIENDLY VOLCORP SYSTEMS INTEGRATION SPECIALIST. CLOSING PORT. "

>The hole closes

"THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING VOLCORP FOR ALL YOUR COMBAT NEEDS."

"I don't ..think it's self aware. I hope."

>The lava explodes, raining flames on nearby ground.

"Wow. Ok. No using this thing near friendlies. That's important to know."
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>>44875653
You want His truth, or a nice story? Because the truth doesn't speak too well about the situation.
>>44875671
>Nods to him
Come to me if you need a fix. I'll help wean you off this stuff, and we'll get you fighting for Him instead of the drugs.
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gonna step out for a bit, I'll be back in 45 minutes
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">A disoriented Ogryn makes his Way towards the Base, holding what looks like the remains of a Ripper Gun."

(spoiler)hope nobody minds another newcomer(/spoiler)
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>>44875688
Private armament companies are HERESY!
Srsly tho what the hell is that new toy of yours? It sounds as dangerously heretical as Jackson's "Make a witch out of nothing" chip.
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>>44875656
Well now you sound like a Praetorian, but aye lass, you already have a sword and I already have a Stalker.
Besides, you needed a rifle to use if you can't use that Longshot for.....whatever reason.
>Alice takes the saber in both hands and just sort of...stares at it.
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>>44875752
>Is everything fine, Alice?
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>>44875752
>>44875791
Didn't mean to greentext that...
Is everything fine, Alice?
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>>44875688
I'm going to stay here until you throw that thing away or something I can kill pops up... I'd like a good fight right now.
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>>44875699
Well, I'm pretty familiar with His Truth, or at least I'd like to think I am... so yeah, let's hear us a nice story.
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>>44875804
>Alice seems oblivious to LIX's query, instead fetching the scabbard for the saber and sheathing it.
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>>44875724
Not in the least! Glad to welcome another Ogryn, since most who play Ogryns here haven't stayed long
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>>44875842
Alice? Can you hear me?
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>>44875884
>Alice shakes her head and turns to look at LIX again.
Mhm?......Aye....I can hear you, why?
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>>44875835
>Smiles
Then let's just say I want to help. I asked for the regiment that needed His mercy the most, the one where a preacher can do the most work, and they sent me here. And...
>Looks around
Seems like you people really need it.
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>wakes up in the infirmary
Im not done with you yet!
....
....
Wait, where is that chaos-space marine i was fighting? where..
Where am i?
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>>44875921
You seemed... gone a minute ago... Are you sure all is fine? Found anything worth noting?
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>>44875948
I'm fine, just thinking. Some ammo for your Bolter in here, some supplies and basic equipment too....You...err....take a rest, I'll go stick it on the turret rack of the tank.
>fills the crate with gear and starts carrying it to the aforementioned vehicle.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44875947
Tries to stand.

Injury from marine ramming roll
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>>44875856

>The Ogryn stops and starts to fiddle with the >remains of his Gun.
Wer´s dat Door?

(spoiler) still figuring out how this works, and Thanks (spoiler)
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>>44875933
Well good for you, padre. Though it's too bad you weren't sent sooner, when we were still a penal regiment and had some real bad eggs in the bunch. Now we work for the Inquisition directly, I got a battlefield commission I didn't want, and most of the worst dickheads got themselves whacked.
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>>44876027
>aside from what seems to be broken ribs everything seems to be fine
Where is everyone?

Hello! Anybody there?

Walks down the hallway.
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>>44876013
>WorriedFace.jpeg
You sure...? This doesn't add well to your current situation, Alice...
>"You sure you don't know anything that's going on?"
>She doesn't express the thought, probably wanting to give the Interrogator the trust she deserves.

... nothing...

...forget it I'll just... I'll make sure there are no traps... or something...
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>>44876045
Ah! An Ogryn.

>opens the door

Cmon in, big fella, take a load off, have a drink. And get that gun of yours fixed.

Use brackets [ ] to make spoiler
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>>44875734

Dark age of Technology device, but basically it's a volkite armcannon courtesy of a now-dead Mechanicus

>>44875822
>Greely tugs on his arm

"Doesn't seem to come off."

>he hits the last button

"VOLCORP VOLKITE BUSTER IS NOW IN SAFE MODE. YOU MAY NOW REMOVE THE WEAPON TO PERFORM MAINTAINANCE, OR PLACE WEAPON INTO RETRACTED MODE."

>Greely hits the first button, and the cylinder slides back up the grooves in his forearm.

"Well, that solves that. I'll figure out how to remove it later. Come on, let's go back to base camp."

>Greely hops on the bike, and takes off once the other two get on.

I need to go take care of some stuff, be back in a hour or two
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>>44876045
Spoiler goes between [] instead of ()
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>>44876071
Well, I asked to be sent here pretty recently. Wouldn't have back when you really needed me most, but what can you do?
>Starts heading for the infirmary.
The Emperor has a plan for all of us. You were meant to get that commission. Don't resent it.
>>44876078
>Walks into the hallway.
We're here. You seem to be holding up fine. Do you need a medic?
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>>44876131
Is that a liquor brand?
My insides feel liquefied.


I swear if i ever see that Iron warrior again, i'll roast him with a melta.
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>>44876110
>Looks at the Soldier and follows him inside.
Load uf?

>The Ogryn looks back at Gary, before letting himself fall on him.
Is me doin´it right?
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>>44876131
Yeah, I don't resent it now. I started seeing how it's His plan. Refusing a commission is how I got sent to the penal regiment in the first place. And then when I still got it, made me think...

>>44874611
And if I can just find a model accordion and trumpet in the right scale I'm so making minis of these guys...
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>>44876098
Lass, I am fine, just had a....hiccup, everyone has those sometimes.
>Alice climbs onto the tank with the kit and starts filling the rack.
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>>44876185
Ugh! No, no... sit... on a chair! Not... me...
Fuck... aaaagh...
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>>44876207
Gaaryy....

garryyy.....

I need booze...
everything hurts.
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>>44876191
Fine... I'm just... worried you know?
>The Callidus Assassin just sits somewhere where she can still watch over her interrogator, checking her broken arm.
>Polymorphine helps on making it heal faster, but not as fast as she'd wish.
This is going to take almost a week at least...
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>>44876207

>Gets back up.

Me sorry? You allright?
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>>44876157
The proper thing to do against the forces of Chaos. By giving yourself up to Him and seeking his judgement, you glorify yourself.
But I'm guessing you're not aiming for a sermon.
>>44876187
Refusing a promotion. Not the worst sin, as sins go, but still enough. It's good that you've moved on. It means you have a chance to do something to make Him proud.
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>>44876157
>walking down the hallway covered in dried blood with medical gloves looking dead tired.
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>>44876251
Ahhhh... Yeah I'm fine, been through way worse.
>>44876240
Ugh, well I don't have any left for you, go bother the Quartermaster!

>>44876252
Heh heh heh... well, the way in which I refused said promotion is the kicker...
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>>44876249
It's alright to be worried lass, but bloody hell you make me feel like I'm fragile or something.
>Alice drops off the tank and grabs some more equipment to add to the rack.
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>>44876252
Yes i am aiming on acquiring a big gun.
But thank you for the words.

>>44876274
Jackson....

why does my everything hurt?

what did you medical boys did to me?
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>>44876307
Now I feel like this is going to be a better story than mine.
>>44876274
>Nods to him.
Lieutenant. How is she?
>>44876328
Well, I'm trying to fit in. If you're already following His word and will, then I don't have much work to do.
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>>44876307
>>44876359
>Harper and his squad nod at Gary and Vimes as they march past on patrol.
>The Squad's usual Thunderhawk is present above the area too.
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>>44876328
>looks at him
>reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle of pills
>swallows two then looks fully awake
Well it seems like the medtecks forgot to give you any painkillers...

>>44876359
Shes stable but she will need a new leg. luckily Greely found her missing arm in time.
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>>44876386
Trooper. I do hope there's nothing to report.
>>44876409
Through His grace. How long do you think it'll be before she's well enough to work? Not to rush you, but I think we'll need his services to better carry out the Emperor's will
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>>44876409
give...
give me some of that.

I need to sit down.
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>Ripper Gun falls unusable to the Ground.

Wada need new Club. Were is Soldier?

>Wada looks around himself, before seeing Gary in Front of him.
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>>44876386
Howdy fellas.

>>44876359
Heh heh, well my original regiment, the Catachan 79th, had been damn near wiped out. Rest of us got assimilated into this horrendously soft regiment. We did most of their fighting for them pretty much. Eventually they fell in action and I was the only Catachan left. Then in one battle against some Nids I killed a Carnifex by stabbing it in the face, routed the rest of the bugs. No big deal, just did my job. Well the general didn't think so. I was laid up in the medbay after that and he comes in all pompous to present me with lieutenants bars. So I threw an empty bed pan at him and yelled that I work for a living! He was so mad he didn't bother to bust me to private. Just got rid of me. And I was happy to go.
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>>44876454
Truly. I don't know. Whenever she wakes up is when she wakes up. It's a mater of time. I don't want to damage her be forcing her awake with chems.

>>44876455
>hands him a small bottle
two a day for a week then you should be fine. Take them with water
>yawn
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>>44876454
Not at present sir, but we figured that we might as well patrol the area, could have used the 'Hawk but it's easier to do it on foot....although we could use the Land Rover.....

>>44876495
How ye' likin the new job anyway laddie? Heard that ye' enjoyed the training from some of the new arrivals? Can't say I blame ye for it.
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>>44876500
Side-effects?
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>>44876548
Don't take them with alcohol and you'll be fine.
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>>44876524
I'll like it better once I actually see some action. But yeah it was damned fun. Did learn how to operate as part of a team better, so that's one more tool in my box of skills.

>>44876457
>hands him a big box of MREs
Here you go, think you'll feel better if you get some food in ya.
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>>44876495
...You threw a bedpan at your general. Well, I think that would get anyone sent to a Penetante. And you managed to still serve well enough to earn a new rank. It's quite an accomplishment. If everyone had your drive, I would be out a job.
>>44876500
You're the expert. I leave the judgement up to you.
Would Jackson have access to Ministorium files?
>>44876524
A good idea. Stay vigilant, trooper. You never know when more chaos forces could pop up.
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>>44876562
And here i was thinking you were doing me a kindness.
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>>44876615
Thank you. Well if that's all you guys need I have some business to attend to for a bit.
If he wants or needs something like that he'll get it, but if he has no reason to look at the files then he won't.
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>>44876615
Out of a job? Nah, not at all. You're as necessary as we Guardsmen are. Cause while Im an officer in the physical war against the Ruinous Powers, you're an officer in the spiritual war.
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>>44876573
Good on ye' lad. Oh, by the way, we've still got yer' tank on board the Penance if ye want her back.
I leave it up to you if the Slug has that Punisher Upgrade or not.

>>44876615
Aye sir, although I'd honestly be surprised if we warranted any more attention from those Heretical bastards. But we aren't trained to take maybe's into account.
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>>44876682
Oh! Emprah's balls, I'd forgotten, much obliged. We'll keep her up there for the time being. stick to battle cannon for now...
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>>44876325
...
I think you're quite strong, Alice... It's just that... this is so bizarre...
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>>44876724
Aye, we made sure to load her up and get her some real armour, it was in rather a sorry state when you found it...
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>>44876671
Well I'm off to train some men that show promise, Drop trooper 101. I'll have a proper fighting force in no time.

Well something popped up so I gotta disappear for a bit. I'll be back in an hour or so.
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>>44876671
That's all from me. May He watch over you, Lieutenant.
Well then tell me if he ever feels a need to look into Vimes.
>>44876673
Each important in their own ways. Raising the spirits of the soldiers gives them a chance to fight, and victory in fighting raises their spirit.
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>>44876750
Ain't that the truth. Damn thing had been sittin in that jungle thirty years or more. Good thing the cogboys build em like brick shithouses.
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>>44876573
>Having calmed down, he hands Gary an empty Box. The Ogryn notices the other People in the Hallway.

Dis. One Regiment?
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>>44876726
I'm aware, it's even worse for me, most of all with people assuming that I'm a stupid noble girl.
No not you.
>Done with sorting gear for the moment, Alice starts cleaning the view slits and sights.
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>>44876788
> Having just entered hallway after having been stuck in Medbay for the past few weeks, he'd take notice of the Ogryn and the now empty box of MRE's

... I'm not even gonna bother with this... I just don't have the strength to deal with this today...
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>>44876779
Ouch, we could probably have gotten you a new tank if we knew it was -that- bad.
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>>44876788
Mmm, yeah. It is.
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>>44876868
Nah, there's something special bout that one... Sometimes the machine spirit just chooses a man, yknow?
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>>44876804
You're not stupid, Alice, you never do anything stupid... well... almost never... you must agree that dating an assassin is something really, really stupid to do...
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>>44876895
Can't argue there sir, well, she'll at least serve you better now.
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>>44876960
Yup. Oh and I just thought of something you can have the cogboys do. Take that autocannon you dropped to me and install it as a coaxial weapon. That'll add up some firepower...
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>>44876850
Strenght? You need train?

>Wada starts to smile, having already decided how to spent the rest of the Day.
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>>44876913
I thought it was a rather smart move, plus I wouldn't call most things to do with yourself stupid...but we both know I wasn't talking about anything to do with you lass...
>Alice finishes with the cleaning and starts looking around for crew equipment.
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>>44876960
>>44876987
So... What exactly in the Emperor's holy name are you two doing in here...?
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>Quietly sits, drawing idly in the dirt with his bayonet.
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>>44877016
>Simply blushes.
Can I be of help to you with anything? I'm tired of sitting here contemplaying my broken arm while you work.
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>>44876987
Aye, we'll see what we can do, should be...relatively easy to do, although unless you store it in the hull....which might be risky, you'd need to trade Battle Cannon ammo storage for Auto-Cannon rounds.

>>44877027
Discussing what to do with a tank.
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>>44877016
>>44876913
Something I'll mention now as a courtesy. The Iron Warrior Tarax is still alive. Yes he was nicked by a hyperphase blade and lit the fuck up by lasfire, but was never confirmed as kill. So he fell into a chasm with his weapons and there's no telling when he may reappear...
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>>44876999
>A cold shiver runs up the recently transferred Sergeants spine, and he begins to mentally pray to the Emperor that he won't have to be sent immediately back to medbay.

No, I'm fine for now Trooper... My I do appreciate the offer.

>"Mighty God Emperor, I know you can hear me, so PLEASE don't let me get sent back to medbay by this Ogryn!"
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>>44877092
Surely they can enlarge the turret by a few cubic meters for that?
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>>44877103
>PANIC
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>>44877036
Could help me look for the crew's equipment. Helmets, Vox sets, 'slimmer' Flak Jackets....you know, the useful stuff.
>Alice finds one of said helmets and pulls it on, along with the Vox set.

>>44877103
Could you please not? There are several other people for him to attack. Plz attack them.
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>>44877163
>Sort of just wanders over and picks up another Vox set, after a moment of contemplation, he equips the device.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>44877163
Roger that.

>The Callidus Assassin gets on searching for anything.

Rollan to see what she finds.
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>>44877156
>>44877163
Oh don't worry, he won't show up now. And when he does it'll be all sneeki breeki. And others will likely be in his way...
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>>44877163
So are we still on Somerius? Or have we finally gotten off that Chaos filled hellhole?
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>>44877196
Erm......Alice and Delta are nowhere near anyone else. Also in a cave.
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>>44877211
We're still there for now, but there's only one real thing to do here so I think we should be moving out soon.
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>>44877237
Thanks I've been gone for a few weeks now and just wanted to check. Also whats that one thing we're still doing here?
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>>44877211
We're still on Somerius, yes, the situation just made worse by the addition of tension between the loyalist troops.
>>44877163
>Finds some helmets and a a few Flak Jackets.

Here's something... not any weapons tho...
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>>44877110
>Wada nods and picks up the Remains of his Ripper Gun.

Were do I get new one?
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>>44877259
Still need to deal with the main Heretic Stronghold, I think it's abandoned now but nobody knows that IC..apparently from the Antagonists

>>44877263
Eh, was to be expected really, don't worry about it. You reckon we should stick around here or take the tank and head out? Doesn't seem to actually be any gear left.
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>>44877293
We can't just leave the vendetta behind... Neither we can leave this ancient warmachine... what pattern do you think it is, even?
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>>44877293
Where are the two of you exactly?
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I'm back. Is Greely still gone?
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>>44877280
>The Sergeant would scratch the side of his head questioningly, not entirely sure where he is, let alone where the armory or quartermaster might be, since he's been stuck in medbay recovering from a civilians lasgun round.

>He'd quickly glance around for any signs that might point to an armory or quartermaster, but would sigh in futility at the lack of organisation.

I'm... Actually not quite sure Trooper... To be honest I don't even know where in this bloody maze of a base I currently am, let alone where a Quartermaster might be.
>He'd point in a completely random direction

Maybe try that way?
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>>44877293
Thanks! Perhaps someone should get on that... Someone good at scouting and blowing shit up might be good
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>>44877357
In the cave where the IW assaulted us, Alice had a feeling and we found an ancient tank, a power sword and a stalker bolter.
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sorry to leave unannounced I had to sub a class where I work

>begins some physical training by running laps to warm up in the base
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>>44877326
Centurion, not sure which mark, but I'm fairly certain I know which cannon it has.
>Alice tosses the gear LIX found into the rack then drops off and looks back the way they came.
I'll go Vox the Penance to send a pilot down for the Valkyrie?

>>44877357
Cave a few miles away from everyone else, needed to grab some stuff IC and finally managed to actually get around to it.
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>>44877422
so... some kind of sniper? [/spoilerp
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>>44877472
That would work...
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and i'm back

"No lhos anymore, fuck..."

>Greely sits in the canteen, putting away what must be his third serving of hotcakes and sausage.

>"I want lho-chems so bad right now and i'm still hungry. Damn but that gun ~really~ takes it out of you."
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>>44877385
>The Ogryn salutes, before walking towards the Direction he had been pointed to.

Thank, Sir! Talk later.
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>>44877525
Now what?
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>>44877514
Mhm, sit in the tank and close the hatches, I'll be back in a few minutes.
>Alice jogs back through the cave to the Vendetta and uses the Vox gear to call for a pickup crew, which soon arrives to recover the Gunship.
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>>44877575
Be safe... ok? This cave... it gives me a bad feeling... and bad dreams...
>Begins embarking the Tank.
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>>44877600
>Left without a Valkyrie, Alice jogs back through the cave and back to the tank, before climbing into the driver's compartment once again.
You alright lass? Shall we get moving? Should be an exit big enough for this old thing....that way.
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>>44877574
"Now, I finish eating. Then we pack up and go, apparently. Chango's already left to go back to his brothers."

"I'd like to do one last sweep and give that fuck a couple parting shots, but everyone else apparently has another destination in mind. Besides, not everyone needs to know about our new problem."
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>>44877542
>As soon as the Ogryn is out of earshot and Eye sight, the Sergeant would let out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding in.

Well thank the God-Emperor that's done with... Now to see about requesting a transfer out of this shit hole unit before I end up permanently attached to it...

>He'd quickly make his way towards Officers barracks, hoping to find SOMEONE who can explain and fix his current situation with this Regiment.
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>>44877525
>throws a pack of his Fortunate Hits on the table
>sits down

You can keep the pack of you've got a job for me. What's this about Dark Eldar I've been hearing?
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Back. Who's where?
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>>44877668
Alright... let's go...
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>>44877673
Excuse me Trooper, I believe that an official job with the Inquisition might be what you wish? We are always looking for skilled troops to join the ranks of the Stormtroopers....

>>44877683
Welcome back man. And everyone but Delta and Alice are spread throughout the base, although those two will be headed back shortly.
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>>44877683
I believe all but Alice and LIX are still on base.
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>>44877728
>>44877742
Got it.

>Vimes wanders around the base, jotting down notes on a dataslate.
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>>44877683
yo


>Moves from running laps to rolling drills
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>>44877678

Won't help, i'm afraid. My augs filter it out as poison.

The Dark Eldar, that's a long story. And it's one i've been trying to keep under wraps, but apparently acolytes talk like whores. The fewer people know about it, the fewer worrying about them coming from behind at any moment.

>Greely brings Gary up to speed on Belk and his Vendetta with Verasii, at least what he knows about it.

"Anyway, Verasii says she's managed to win us some breathing room, so we'll have time to strategize before they come for us again."
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>>44877689
>Alice pushes the sticks forward and with a bit of a 'grumble' the old tank moves out of the cave and back towards the base.
Might want to put on a Helmet! Voxset'll help with the noise!
Pic related, basically this but using Imperium logic of taking old stuff and just making it out of future materials.
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>>44877819
>Wanders by him, stopping to watch.
So trooper, what got you out in this little group of ours?
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>>44877832
Heh heh heh heh heh... Do when do we go and kill the little shit?
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>>44877844
>Puts the helmet on.
Since when do you know how to -drive- a tank? You always bossed the crew around to drive it!
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>In the courtyard with 40 men all with grav chutes, full carapace and hellguns.
>they're all lined up listening to Jackson as he paces in front of them
Alright, men. You're all the best of the worst. You've passed all the courses I've laid out for you so far, but Now we start the Drop Trooper section of the course. We begin drop practice tomorrow at 0800. Dismissed!
>they quickly salute then go off in small teams of five.
>Jackson looks very pleased at this
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>>44877893

Well, that's the disagreement Jackson and I have. Jackson wants to go charging blind into fucking Commoragh, and I want to find his interests in the Materium and fuck with them and sabotage him until he gets so pissed off he comes for us. Of course, Haemonculus have a habit of not staying dead when they're killed, but at least we can send a message.
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>>44877884
>stops and looks to the man
Sorry sir? Ohh, yes, I'm not really sure to be honest sir, it's not my place to ask questions, just follow orders and do my duty to the emperor.
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>>44877898
Learned at the Academy of course, like the rest of the crews, why?
>The vehicle is making good time cross country, should arrive at base shortly.
This is a good vehicle, cannon'll make a mess of any armour we have to tangle with.
Much like yourself with Infantry....heh heh heh.
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>>44877966
Greely. I assure you that it's not blindly charging in. It's careful sneaking with powerful backup.
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>>44877973
Proper attitude, trooper. Service to He-Upon-The-Throne is what we all live for. Still, we also have our own stories in this life, our own paths that He sets us on. If you don't want to tell me yours, that's fine.
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>>44877994

"...Jackson, you said you had a plan to save these people, and we saw how well that worked in the long run. I won't even consider this unless you can answer one simple question."

"Where's Belk?"
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>>44877979
Well I had never seen you drive one... it was just curiosity... uh... thought of any name for the tank?
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>>44877966
Huh! Well I'd say we should do both. Scout the damn place first, gather intel, plan out, and bring down the fucking hammer of the Emperor on those degenerate xenos. Simple steps, few moving parts as possible. We'll kill the target, and we'll send a damn strong message to all Eldar.
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>>44878023
I mean no disrespect sir, I just don't really like thinking about the past and my original regiment isn't exactly the most popular
>he scratches at his arm uncomfortably
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>>44878050
I never said I had a plan to save them. I said I had a way to detect corruption. The ones I saved were evacuated and deemed clean.

Belk? He's probably in Commoragh. I haven't had my sources actively looking for him yet.
But if we destroy his birthing pods he can't be reborn again. And where are those pods? In his spire in Commoragh, most likely near the top Floor 86 maybe. Somewhere around there
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>>44878060
Mhm.....well armoured vehicles are usually disliked by the enemy because....well they're actually a problem.....'Old Contemptible' perhaps?
>The tank, certainly an old one and perhaps unknown to the troops there, nears the base, indeed just visible and getting closer.
What do you think?
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>>44878129

"Hmm. Ok, Jackson, whats your plan?"
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>>44878097
It's not a problem.
>Grins at him.
I'm a preacher, trooper, not a commissar. I'll talk your ear off before I point a gun at you.
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>>44878150
Sounds good.
Shouldn't we send a message that we're friendlies before approaching any further?
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>>44878129
>>44878167
sure I mean, even jagathai fucking khan couldn't do it, but I will bet on you guys. From like, the other side of the webway.
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>Takes a Look around the Base, after having gotten a new Ripper Gun.
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>>44878224
I'm with Anna on this one, we're not 100% into canon but boy, infiltrating commorragh? Just look at Nyzart, he came out of it but he was played from the very beginning.
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>>44878167
Well. I get in contact with some old friends of mine and they get us a Dark Eldar raiding Skiff and some Dark Eldar armor. We'll be warriors of another powerful house so we shouldn't get much trouble at the gate and once inside we just need to place a beacon of sorts for our distraction. When Everyone is distracted we head to Belk's spire and destroy the pods and take any data that seems useful, maybe kill Belk if he's nearby.
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>>44878208
You'll need to do it lass, I'm driving and you're closer to the Vox gear.
>Alice points to the Vox gear that's on LIX's right.
I'm assuming LIX is sitting in the hull with Alice, if not I apologize and will Retcon.

>>44878224
>>44878254
I agree, there ain't no way we're going near Commoragh, I mean if you guys want to do it then go nuts, you'll get shrekt, but go nuts.
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>>44878177
>>44878097

>At this point, the Sergeant would have spent the last half hour aimlessly wandering the base, Malak would be even less sure of where he is at the moment.

Ok, so if I just passed the mess hall, and the command Center is a 5 minute walk west of here... Then where in BLOODY WARP AM I!?!

ARRGGH! THIS IS HOPELESS!!! Why is it that the Tech priests and architects who design these damn places make it so hard to find the Regimental Offices! All I want to do is figure out this 4th degree Warp Fuckery that are my transfer orders... Is that honestly so hard?
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>>44878264

Did I ever tell you that I have a photographic memory? No? That I remember everything i see and am fluent in a number of alien languages?

Let me tell you something about the Eldar Language. The Eldar can have a conversation using their body language, a feat human bodies cannot replicate. And the Commorites are even more physically capable than their Craftworld brethern, If we're going to pose as anything, it will be as non-eldar traders.
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>>44878306
that's not the point. The point is, a primatch got lost trying to Follow, not even find, follow some DEldar there.
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>A Blacked out, wheeled Tarox pulls up to the camp with a blood thirsters head mounted on the bonnet.
>The doors open and 2 guardsmen wearing suits climb out and open a rear door
>A large man climbs out of the back and adopts a atlas like pose.
"I'm back nerds"
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>>44878177
Of course sir, but I've seen some pretty combat ready preachers
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>>44878264
That's a ballsy plan Jackson. While I respect it for that, what do we do if they figure us out too quickly? And Terra knows I'd never be mistaken for an Eldar. I'd never even fit into their armor.
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>>44878348
I never said they would actually GET there, just that they would get shrekt.
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>>44878354
Throooonedammit... not him again...
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>>44878328
>Salutes
Training field sir, do you need some help finding your way?
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>>44878339
My contacts are Eldar with a bigger grudge than normal. They know of a well used portal and through studying them literally forever and minor illusions. We should go undetected long enough to set the distraction.
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>>44878328
No need to be so upset, soldier. Have faith in His plan for you. If you are meant to find your transfer then you will.
>>44878357
Being able to purge the heretic and the alien is important. And I'm always ready to fight for His cause, but that doesn't mean I'll shoot you for not telling me your story. No need to be nervous.
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>>44878306

IDK, Greely's probably way slicker than a space marine primarch

>>44878409

And what is your distraction?

You are aware the fewer of us go, the more chance we'll have of success, right?
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>>44878306
>LIX ponders with the Vox equipment.
Uh... Penal Regiment /tg/ this is... Delta Fifty Niner... we're approaching over the south with a newfound vehicle, don't open fire, I repeat, don't open fire.
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>>44878354
>A Massive Chill would run up the Sergeants spine as he gets the sickening feeling that he might be thrown into a dark pit that ends up in the cities tram system once again.
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>>44878354
>Leaves the Building and sees the Tarox.

Enemy?

>Wada looks like he wants to test his new Gun.
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>>44878444
>>44878439

>Taps his com

Hold your fire, men.
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>>44878437
Well several other teams will go in before us and into hiding. The device we place will open a portal to an Ork infested world. My contacts have promised them good fights in the past and more in the future. They will then charge through the portal causing the distraction. The only problem is that the Orks might attack us if they find us so we need to move fast after opening it.
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>>44878387
>>44878443
>>44878444
>OBJ is wearing all white and walks up to each of you, bows and whispers
"Namaste"
>Pausing at Wada trying to figure out who's biceps are bigger.
>He then turn's around as a 2nd wheeled Taroux pulls up
"Friends" he says in a strangely calm voice
"My bride to be, Taylor Schwifty"
>The galactic superstar Taylor Schwifty climbs out also wearing all white.
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>>44878500
Hmmm... I feel there's too many ifs here....
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>>44878500
During that confusion we do what we need to and the Eldar do what they need to then we head to the extraction portal they will set up in one of a few areas.

>>44878536
If's like what exactly? I'll happily take any concerns into account.
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>>44878404
> Turning towards the Trooper, Malak would let out a sigh of relief.

FINALLY! Someone who seems to know the layout of this hellhole... Everyone else I've talked to doesn't seem to know where ANYTHING is...

>Realizing that the Trooper is still saluting him, Malak quickly collects himself before nodding back

At ease Trooper. To answer your question yes, I'm looking for the Regimental Offices here on base. It seems there was a bit of confusion with my transfer papers and instead of another Orvustillian Guard Regiment, I was transferred into your Penal Regiment, So I am looking to get that fixed. It was apparently signed by one "Lieutenant Jackson" so I'd like to get to the bottom of this.
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>>44878500

That's a terrible fucking plan. You're basically escalating from "Fuck Belk" to picking a fight with the entire city, in addition to the Emperor-damned Harlequins.
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>>44878517
>Taylor Schwifty

My sides...
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>>44878439
>>44878497
>Alice abruptly stops the Centurion a bit away from the base and leans over LIX to turn off the Vox set.
Lass, you expressed your worries, only fair if I express mine.....you know what I'm talking about, right?
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>>44878497
>Wada shoulders his Ripper Gun and turns to watch the new Arrival.

>>44878517
>Confused Wada copies his Pose, wondering what a Biceps is.
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>>44878555
Like if we move quickly enough to get past the orks. And if our disguises check out. And if the Eldar don't fuck us over.
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>>44878517
I'm both disgusted yet oddly proud that you made such a shitty joke... The only thing that would make it funnier was if she was an ork
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>>44878576
T-the nightmares....?
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>>44878563
The plan was laied out before the Belk incident but can be adapted to this situation.

>>44878597
The Eldar will not fuck us over. I trust them. The disguise part will be the riskiest part, I admit that. But It's busting into Commoragh. It wouldn't be there if it were easy to get into.
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>>44878559
Of course sir
>returns to ease and turns to the preacher
Thank you for your time sir, but I should really show this man to the regimental offices, praise the emperor.

>Gestures to Malak
If you care to follow me sir I'll lead you there.
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>>44878629
No.....at least....not now, we'll talk about those later alright?
>Alice looks like she -does- want to talk about that, but that other business takes priority.
What I refer to now is the fact that the bloody Medic is lying through his teeth to us lass.
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>>44878563
Harlequins?
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>>44878677
Oh boy. What did I do now?
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>>44878670
>He'd nod to the trooper before motioning forward

Lead on...
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>>44878677
Jackson? I know you two don't get along well but... Lying about what exactly?
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>>44878651
Busting into Dark eldar home, eh? Sounds fun...
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>>44878432
>OBJ peacfully walks up the preacher
"Namaste, man of the Emperor"
"Would it be convenient for you to preform a ceremony of joining here?"
>The guards in suit's start going round handing out invitations to various people around the camp
"Taylor Schwifty makes her way into a tent with her bridesmaids.
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>Greely's train of thought is derailed by >>44878517

"Holy shit. Ozy's picked his wife. You know, I never thought I would see Taylor Schwifty in a warzone, wearing a bridal gown. I was wrong"

>>44878651
"Trust not the Alien. Especially the Alien you don't have the measure of. And no man can hope to truly get the measure of those tricky assholes"
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Just for the record: I've been and I'm still working on a DE character for the past 4 weeks, might let it fall in commorragh if you guys decide to fuck canon and find the hidden city all by yourselves. He'll have nothing to do with Belk, of course.
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>>44878670
Of course. Any time, trooper. Emperor be with you.
>Vimes wanders off after they've gone.
>>44878756
You want me to officiate? Of course, just give me a moment. I'll need both of your full names.
>Vimes starts looking through his dataslate.
Hm, been a while since I officiated a wedding. I hope I don't mess this up.
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>>44878713
>Picks up his equipment from the training field and starts leading the man through the building

What is your name sir? If you don't mind me asking.
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>>44878718
Tissue Samples? Liver Samples? Spinal Fluid samples? Blood Samples? All for a a checkup that I had already received when I was inducted back on Praetoria?
To say nothing of the fact that mentioning exactly this didn't make him shut his hole and move his arse?
He's a lying cunt lass, none of that was necessary for a 'checkup', I know it, my staff knows it and he knows it. But he was relying on me not knowing it.

I get that you might be distrustful of me after...well you know, but he's no bloody better.
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>>44878563
He's planning what!?
Open communication channels with Verasii. This is folly!
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>>44878769
Greely. I trust them. I'm close with them. We've worked well in the past.
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>>44878849
You do know that 'check up' was a supposed to be a obvious cover for 'find out how she heals this fast' which was also a cover for other stuff
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>>44878845
Malak... Sergeant Malak Ordenius Trooper, last surviving member of the 287th Orvustillian Guard Regiment.
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>>44878868
of course, Nyzart is several million light tears away on his tomb world.
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>>44878876
The not dark Eldar? I never liked them... But if you are sure...
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>>44878849
I trust you, Alice, what I don't trust is the "magic" that's going on around your... er... "condition"..

And I will grant you that it was a bit odd that he kept insisting but the man was just suppossedly doing his job. Wouldn't be the first time the administratum did stupid, unneccessary procedures. I mean look at me they put me to sleep, gave me general anesthesia when I would just have needed it for the arm and nothing else.

Still, you're my boss, if you say I have to keep an eye over him when I see him I'll do, just... don't let a disagreement escalate over to an armed confrontation, alright? we STILL have an heretic to hunt in this planet, and that's Amelia. There's not enough ammo to waste at each other and her at the same time.
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>>44878922
"other stuff" Yeah nah, don't think so.
Plus it's a -flimsy as fuck- disguise to try and hide your sham with a 'routine' checkup, but at this point there is no way I'll go along with any of your plans anyway so....
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>>44878876

As have we with Nyzart, but I'm aware of the fact that his agenda is not always going to be ours. I have my reasons for thinking my plan is the better one, but you'll have to trust me.

>>44878868
>Meanwhile, in orbit above Gospyria

Commoragh?!? They want to going ~into~ Commoragh? Can you put me through to these idiots, somehow?
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>>44878876
If I may, I've just received a transmission from Nyzart. He says that this is, and I quote, "a fucking retarded idea".
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>>44878953
They did -what-?! I'll Vox my retinue on board the ship, we're going to make sure this is all on the level.

But make no mistake, I'm not going to tolerate the lies and nonsense.
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>>44878966
Of course.
>hands her a palm sized device
This is paired with a similar device carried by my agent with the regiment. I've set it to speaker mode, so anyone around will be able to hear you.
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>>44878802
>The large blood bowl player dwarfs the preacher in size but in a scarily out of character calm tone
"My dearests name is Taylor Shwifty and mine is Ozymandias Buckingham Jr III"
>OBJ check his communicator
>Something snaps in him and he screams
"WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCK HEADS TIPPED THEM AGHGHGHHGHGHGHG"

>The camp is then surrounded by fans and paparazzi
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>>44878984
How did? Oh yeah. Necron. Does he have any thing to add to the plan? Someone as old as him has to know a thing or two about them.

>>44878962
I was hoping Alice would see it as 'Oh he's trying to help me by finding out why I can survive a bolt round to the chest and walk away from it' but it didn't go that way.
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>>44878984
Told You.

>>44878966
Do we, by any chance, have a Telepath handy? It's of the utmost necessity to executing my plan.

>>44879025

And it looks like things are going to get crazy.
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>>44878927
Pleased to have you with us sir, even if it's just a sort while, sorry about what happened to your regiment. The name's Gladraw by the way.
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>>44879021

"Greely, Anna, I am of hopings you were not stupid enough to agree to this Jackson's plan, or I will do things to you that will make Commoragh seem pleasant."
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>>44879025
Hey at least you aren't a Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Forth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker player. their fans NEVER leave them alone. And all they ever do is commentate on the matches
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>>44879066
>>44879048
I'll just... Scavenge or something.
>walks through the encircling paparazzis and starts gathering broken pieces of metal
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>>44879025
>The Ogryn turned to look at Ozymandias.

They in? Out?
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>>44879066
It seems we no longer have a quite place to talk about these plans. If you would like we can bring this up at another time.
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>>44879048
You should really tell people about these things before putting them into your plan already.

Also it's all worked out, Alice will know why when time's right.


>>44879020
W-what? Y-you thing they did something with me while I was asleep?
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>>44879130

"If you continue in this line, I can always change my recommendation to a negative one."

"I have been to Wicked City before, to kill Belk and his backup. I am telling you, do not go. Apparently he has other way of return, because his skull is my ashtray."
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>>44879025
>Glances around at the lower case 'C' chaos
We'll make it quick.
>Taps on the data slate and positions the two of them facing each other.
We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Ozymandias Buckingham Junior the Third to Taylor Shwifty, under the watchful eye of the Emperor, may He bless their union. If anyone here feels that these two should not be married, I advise against speaking out, as he seems quite angry.
>Rushes forward before anyone can say anything.
Ozymandias Buckingham Junior the Third, do you take Taylor Shwifty to be your wife under the Emperor's laws? Do you promise to be true to her in good times and in bad, in health but not in sickness, for sickness is a sign of the influence of the Ruinous Powers, and to love and honor her all the days of your life, however few they may be?
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>>44879048
She will never see it anything remotely close to that. She will barely consider him an Ally now, gg.

>>44879132
Lass, he tried to knock me unconscious to do....whatever with that paper thin disguise, I could see them doing something. Maybe a tracker.
We'll get to the bottom of it.
>Alice leans over again and flicks the Vox back on.
Set it to my retinue's emergency frequency lass.
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>>44879184
Can Dark Eldar utilize these soulstones you've mentioned?
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>>44879070
I appreciate the sympathies Gladraw, but they're with the Emperor now. Now lets hurry this impromptu tour up... I keep getting the feeling I'm about to be thrown into a rather large hole again...
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>>44879203

"In theory, yes. In practice, it is considered extremely shameful - an admission of weakness."
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>>44879229
From what I've seen of Belk, we can probably rule that out.
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>>44879195
[spolier] "If anyone feels these two should not be married, I advise against speaking out, as he seems quite angry" I admit I laughed at this...[/spoiler]
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>>44879195
>Punches a kid that managed to get inside the camp trying to get a autograph, the kid goes flying and has at best a broken face
"UGHGHGH GET OUT OF MY WEDDDING YOU ANIMALS
>Lean's over to Wada who OBJ is quickly thinking is a top bro
"Get them outta here brah"
>Looks back at Vimes and start screaming before releasing he's not a fan
"I DOOO -cough- I do"
>The paparazzi are now taken thosands of pictures, flashes everwhere.
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>>44879184
Inquisitor. He is a haemonculus. Upon death he has another body released from a birthing pod of sorts and his soul is somehow placed inside it. I don't know how it works but unless the pods are destroyed he just keeps coming back. This is what limited knowledge I have been able to gather on haemonculus like Belk
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>>44879199
>Does as said.
You're starting to worry me now... I don't think Jackson would be able to do something like that...
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>>44879114
I play happy bouncy bunny with a attack of 100
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>>44879216
Of course sir
>Comes to a halt
Here we are actually, good luck with whatever paperwork must have gotten mixed up, people who wind up here have a tendency of staying sir.
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>>44879247

"Perhaps. Belk sees himself as master gamesman. I would not rule it out. We are fortunate he usually has attention span of hyperactive child."

>>44879295
"We destroyed his pod, just as he came in and slaughtered most of us."

>You notice Greely has left to go elsewhere, which is quite curious.
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>>44879307
[aroused Snickering] Well I play, Washing Detergent in attack mode!
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>>44879279
>Takes the entire affair with a straight face and turns to Taylor.
And do you, Taylor Shwifty, take this man, Ozymandias Buckingham Junior the Third to be your husband under the Emperor's laws? Do you promise to be true to him in good times and in bad, and to love and honor him all the days of your life, until death do you hopefully part?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>44879362
>attempts to covertly follow Greely
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>>44879362
He might have others. Who knows.
>>44879403
Well it seems my communicator is walking away. I'll see what I can find out and report back to you.
>heads off in the direction of that strange tank that rolled up.
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>>44879403
>after a few minutes Eta is lost in the crowd of amateur journalists
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>>44879279
>Wada nods and grabs the nearest two Paparazzi.

Medbay that Way.

>The Ogryn points towards the Base.
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>>44879403

>You realize Verasii is basically broadcasting from you, and he's trying to stay out of audible range as best he can, which he achieves given your failure at being stealthy.

>"I need to find a telepath RIGHT NOW" Greely thinks to himself "or else this whole plan will be fucked"
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>>44879448
I'd think that Eta would have handed you the communicator
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>>44879359
I appreciate the assistance Trooper. Hopefully you don't end up killed out there on whatever suicidal mission the Regiment sends you out on.

>He would quickly open the door and step inside before even noticing the meeting going on.
>>44879362
>>44879295
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>Opens tank hatch.
>Notices the thousands of Papparazis running around.
>None of them is fucking interested on the dead people around them.
>None of them is interested on Watcher's Point being literally sink to the underground.
>None of them is fucking interested in this fucking pointless war that's killing faithful and heretics alike.
>The center of it all is a fucking wedding.
>They're wedding literally 10 steps away from a sinked city.
>Omicron's city.

>MadAsFuck.jpeg
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>>44879517
>stumbles out if the crowd near the tank
Um... you okay?
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>>44879517
Oh, hey there lady Del-
>falls to the ground apparently unconscious
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>>44879448
>Jackson stumbles out of the crowd and sits aboard the side of the tank
By the Emperor. Where did they all come from?
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>>44879295
>>44879199
>>44879362
>the interrogators all receive a communication at the same time
"The heresy of Agri world Somerius has been deemed too dangerous to be allowed to spread further. As the dispatched Inquisitorial forces proved unable to solve the issue and launch a counter attack against the heretical forces, let alone kill or capture the sorcerer responsible of the uprising, an Exterminatus has been ordered on Somerius, scheduled to hit in 24 hours from now. May the Emperor assist you."
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>>44879559
>Breathing deeply and fast.
>Even with the right arm immovilized and bandaged the C'tan Phase Sword is flickering into life.
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>>44879379
>OBJ is distracted picking paparazi over his head and throwing them over the fence while they try and take a upskirt of Schwifty.
>Schwifty speaking in a southern accent
"I do partner!"
>As she take a Bangchat and updates her Facetome page with the status 'Just married my baby boy OBJ, isn't he the cutest. #borntobetogether' with picture of OBJ ripping a camera mans arm out it's socket.
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>>44879302
I'm fairly certain that he would. And I don't care for his excuses or 'rationalization'. We're making sure if it.
>Alice switches her Vox headset to transmit externally and eyes the base through the view slit.
"Patrick, it's Alice, Code Secundus Evac on my position, we're in the tank that just rolled up to the base. Make it snappy."

"Aye, we'll be on the way lass, few minutes oot."

>Harper's Thunderhawk lands for his squad and himself to embark, before it takes off and starts flying towards the new vehicle.

>>44879517
Will you close the bloody hatch lass? We'll be oot o' this shitehole as soon as that 'Hawk lands near us.

>>44879573
Well that's fookin fabulous innit."

>>44879596
LIX! YOU ARE IN NO CONDITION TO DO ANYTHING! STAND DOWN!!
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>Presses a button on his arm

"VOLCORP VOLKITE BUSTER IS NOW IN ACTIVE MODE. YOU MAY NOW INSERT A VOLCORP ALTERNATE FIRE MODULE OR ENGAGE YOUR FOE. VOLCORP - WE SOLVE PROBLEMS! "

"Throne, this thing is loud."
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>>44879596
Okay, okay let's calm down for a bit, alright? OBJ is just an asshole with the name of a phaeron, for some reason. There's no need to get too worked up.
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>The Ogryn is seen chasing several Paparazzi and Fans out of the Camp.
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>>44879573
Ah, shit... I gotta prep everything to move, again.
>"damn I was expecting at least another week before this. Well I got the readings I needed."

>>44879596
Delta, calm down. Just, let them pass. Once it's over they'll all leave.
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>>44879611
Then with the power vested in me by the Adeptus Ministorum and the God-Emperor of Mankind, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. If you find the time to stop beating that man's teeth down his throat.
>Walks off to administer last rites to those OBJ has killed
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>>44879669

>Points the active arm-cannon in your face, and motions for you to shut up
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>Walks to the wedding to see all the commotion
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>>44879689
>OBJ and Schwifty both kiss before being pushed into chairs and raised above the guests heads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYO27u-rUj4
>Music starts playing and they dance around with OBJ and Schwifty above them. The guys carrying OBJ are clearly struggling to carry the bloodbowl player and call for Wada to help.
>>44879657
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>>44879701
>looks at Greely with a very confused look.
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>>44879573
>intercepts the message on his comms

Alrighty, let's get ready to move out then...
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>>44879566
> Starts shaking, as two injectors fall from his pocket
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>>44879739
>Stops chasing the Paparazzi and takes the bloodbowl player.

So. You Guard?
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>>44879762

>Greely hits the middle button

"PLEASE INSERT ALTERNATE VOLCORP FIRING MODULE"

>A hole opens in the side of the weapon-arm. Greely gestures for you to look inside, but again shushes you.
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>>44879739
>Turning back towards the sound of music playing in the background, Malak would begin rubbing his temples while letting out a loud audible sigh.

I need to get out of this chicken shit outfit and back to an Orvustillian Regiment...
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>She's not turning her head from OBJ
They're marrying.
10 feet away from a city that sinked barely two hours ago.
On a planet's that's going to be victim of an Exterminatus.
And they don't even flinch.
They don't even care.

If anyone tells them that an Exterminatus fleet is coming I'm killing that person. Let them celebrate, let them be here for twenty four hours.
>Phase blade turns off
Let this scum get what they deserve...

I need to save a soul from this exterminatus first. Wait for me if the transport comes alright?
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>>44879809
>steps to the side so it's not pointed at him then looks inside.
>his hand staying over his power sword
>still looks rather confused
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>>44879845
You're staying in this fucking Tank, I've had enough of this and the Thunderhawk is right there.

>True to her word, Harper's 'Hawk lands a short distance away from the vehicle and drops it's ramp, with the Stormtroopers looking rather confused by everything that seems to be going on.

Now just please close the hatch will you?
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>>44879799
>The music keep playing but is faded out as Schwifty appears on the main stage in skimpy outfit and debuts her new song "Blank Void"
>OBJ looks down at Wada and actually seem to be enjoying himself
"Nah man I'm a Linebacker I signed with the inquistion from the Praetorian Predators, you look like a guard though!"
>OBJ climbs out the chair and hi 5's the ogryn
>Both of them hit each others hands with a force that would kill a normal person
"HELLLL YEEAAAHAHAHAHA"
>OBJ makes his way over to the bar and chucks Wada a keg and grabs one for himself while tipping the bar tender with a 1000 throne note.
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>>44879893
>Watches the Thunderhawk on its landing approach and the stormtroopers.
Huh, I wonder what's going on.
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>>44879809
The Holy STC must never be altered, and this noise is the result.

>>44879861

>You see a small item inside the port that is clearly not part of the weapon.

"IF YOU DO DO NOT HAVE A VOLCORP ALTERNATE FIRING MODULE, ONE CAN BE PURCHASED FROM YOUR NEAREST FRIENDLY VOLCORP SYSTEMS INTEGRATION SPECIALIST. CLOSING PORT. "

>The hole closes

"THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING VOLCORP FOR ALL YOUR COMBAT NEEDS."

>Greely motions for you to stay silent, snatches up a nearby insect, and shoves it in your face with his free hand, points at the arm, makes another shushing motion, and nods.
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>>44879573
>Gets a message a bit later.
Thank you Arch-Deacon. I will. May His light shine on us all.
>>44879893
>Vimes jogs over towards the her and the Thunderhawk.
>>44879932
Trooper. What are your standing orders?
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>>44879938
>grabs the bug with his free hand and looks at Greely seemingly more confused.
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>>44879893
Negative. I'm not leaving him behind.

I'm giving him a propper burial.
>Gets out and closes the hatch from outside, Runs towards the remains of Watcher's Point and into the ruins of the crashed gunship that made for the Watcher's Home.

You're coming with me.
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>>44879976
>rolls his shoulder, the shotgun on his back pressing against it a bit
Sir? Just infantry sir, wait for orders, get pointed at a hill and either take it or meet the Emperor.
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>>44879932
>Having returned from the Regimental Offices due to the lack of any Officers or other troops. Malak makes his way through the crowd and towards Gladraw

I'm not exactly sure Trooper... But I've got a rather bad feeling about it. That and the Irresistible feeling that I'm about to get body slammed into a giant hole by a man who beats other men to death with their own arms...
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>>44879924
>Wada hands the Keg to one of the Guys who had been holding the bloodbowl beforehand. The Ogryn gives the Newlyweds a Nod and leaves.

>>44879976
>The Ogryn searches for the Preacher.

What happening?
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>>44879790
>shaking stops and he just lies there nearly motionless
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>>44879992

>he hits the last button

>"VOLCORP VOLKITE BUSTER IS NOW IN SAFE MODE. YOU MAY NOW REMOVE THE WEAPON TO PERFORM MAINTAINANCE, OR PLACE WEAPON INTO RETRACTED MODE."

>Greely hits the first button, and the cylinder slides back up the grooves in his forearm.

"What. is. a. nother. word. for. in. sect."

>he hisses the words quietly

>he shushes you and nods.
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>>44879938
Wtf, is the Volkite weapon possessing him? This is very UnGreely.

>>44879976
>Harper waves Vimes over to the Thunderhawk as his squad start covering everyone.

>>44879993
>"A dead body? What sorta joke is this shit?"
>Alice drives the Centurion towards the Thunderhawk, smoothly up the ramp and into the hold.
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so, I am endin this Amelia thing, and therefor the failure that the somerius arc was. I am sure it was just me not being able to make Amelia and her goons a credible, or interestin threat for you people to face, that's why you preferred to sit on watcher's point and engage other plotlines - and villains- that suited your tastes better. Forgive me for wasting your time, and have fun in comorragh, though I hope you are not really going there for the sake of what little canon is left.
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>>44880020
>>44880038
>>44880041
The three of you. There's a small altar out past the barracks. I need you to pack it up, crate everything in it, then find the first transport to the Penance. If anyone asks, then you say I told you to do it and they should come to me. Go.
>Walks off before they can ask questions.
>>44880064
>Heads over to him.
Trooper. When do you take off?
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>>44879993
>Crouches to get a hold of Omicron's body.
>It's hard with just one arm.
>She still manages to get him over her shoulder and somehow not fall down trying.
Fuck this planet.
Fuck the papparazis
Fuck OBJ
Fuck the heretics.
You deserve better than this legacy.
You deserved much better than this.

>She's carrying his remains back to the thunderhawk

I miss you...

I haven't laughed again since you're gone...

>>44880064
>Walks over the ramp with Omicron's body.
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>>44880119
>Salutes
Sir! Yes Sir!
>Starts moving to the alter, scratching at his arm constantly as he does.
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>>44879924
>OBJ carries Taylor Schwifty into a waiting pleasure yacht.
>The yacht has just married written on the back and can's attached with rope
>OBJ stands on the ramp
"See ya losers!"
>The ramp closes but quickly opens again
"Watch my new show DIY SOS with me OBJ this friday at 8 cycles where I help the Suarez family on this very planet!"
>The ramp closes again and the ship makes it way up into the void of space, it rocking slightly from the private quarters.
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>>44880119
>Wada nods and walks towards his new Destination.

Wad with Wedding?

>>44880147
Oh.

>The Ogryn seems to sound disappointed.
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>>44880129
cue montage of 23K and Delta with Taylor Swift - I knew you were trouble playing in the background
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>>44880105
To be honest I was more interested in Anna at this point.
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>>44880178
>WADA pocket not right somting init
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>>44880119
Wh- B-But I- This is- ....FUCK!

>having gone from confused, to angered, and then back to his usual self, Malak looks at the two troopers next to him before issueing his orders.

ALRIGHT YOU LOT! YOU HEARD THE PRIEST! FALL IN BOTH OF YOU! I WANT THAT ALTER PACKED UP 5 MINUTES AGO! GRAB YOUR GEAR AND LETS MOVE IT!
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>>44880048
>a bug...
>Jackson nods then rubs his chin
>after a few seconds he motions over to a nearby building surrounded by red shuttle craft.

>>44880105
what? I think Amelia is a great foreboding all powerful villain. It's just we haven't been able to advance. I just got the base set up. I would have liked to keep going on this planet but Vymple became leaderless and we had no support.
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>>44880105
if that is what you want, although that makes me slightly sad. It was good to have you on board.
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>>44880214
Sir!
>grabs his equipment and moves to pack up the alter as fast as he can, scratching his arm when it's not in use.
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>>44880119
>>44880129
>Harper tilts his head as if listening to a Vox transmission.
As soon as yourself, Delta and Gary....err....Trooper Lawzom are onboard sir."
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>>44880064
He's not talking, the device is. Should have indicated that better

>>44880129
>Greely picks up a mic from the wedding DJ

"OK, everyone, listen up, You all have 24 hours to return from whence you came because this wedding party was so sick they're dropping a bomb on this shit!"

>Sets it down

"At least I saved someone."

>>44880105
Jackson is the only one who wants to go to Commoragh IC, I've been trying to get that shit on the back burner so we can focus more on Amelia/Virmanthas
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>>44880205

{spoiler}well wada is a MORON, even for an ogryn{/spoiler}

>>44880255
>>44880231
>Wada nods and shoulders the heavy Stuff.

Me carry it?
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>>44880256
>Nods
Five minutes for Gladraw, Wada and the Sergeant. I'll take the responsibility for the delay.
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>>44880319
Check your pocket you great big oaf!
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>>44880319
Thanks, if you don't mind, you're a bit stronger than any of us I'd wager.
>Smiles at the Ogryn while picking up the other bits and pieces lying around.
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>>44880214
>Having grabbed the necessary gear, Malak leads the two penal troopers towards the Altars location, Grumbling under his breath the entire way.

Fucking.... Stupid Ogr-... "Go get the Altar-..." Fuck this planet....
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>>44880256
Already on board, along with most everybody else
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>>44880256
>Crouches and drops the, (suppossedly) now only made of bones, remains of Omicron inside the transport.
>She'd had done it more carefully if she could use both her arms.
I'm taking him for a propper burial with me.

If anyone has a problem with it say He or She can say it to my face.

>Looks over each of the stormtroopers in the ship

Anyone?
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>>44880340
?

>>44880350
>Wada attempts to pat the Sergeant comforting on the Shoulder.

Me ready.
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>>44880331
Don't worry Priest. I have a few shuttles and Valks to transport the regiment you can jump aboard one of those, if need be.
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>>44880319
>>44880347
Stow it! BOTH OF YOU! We've got a job to do... and I'd rather not still be here lugging back an Altar when they EXTERMINATUS THE ENTIRE PLANET!

>Continues to grumble under his breath the rest of the way there.

Fuckin' Heretics...
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>>44880371
>>44880350
Everything is packed up and ready sir, lead on!
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>>44880373
>hurries off to oversee Anna's pod is successfully loaded aboard a shuttle.
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>>44880371
>Inside is a small card and gift
"Thanks for being our Best Man Love OBJ and Shwifty!"
>Inside the box is a signed shiny OBJ Praetorian Predators bloodbowl collectors card, some cigars and one of Schwiftys backing dancers comm number (OBJ has written under "Enjoy Bro!".
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>>44880331
>>44880357
>Harper again tilts his head before looking towards Vimes.
Very well, we'll spare a few minutes for a few more, along with yourself. But -only- them, nothing personal to yourself sir.

>>44880359
>Alice drops off the engine deck of the tank onto the deck of the 'Hawk and looks at LIX.

You know, really not liking the possibility that you might harm any of my men for voicing a valid opinion, even if they aren't going to.
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>>44880373
Thank you lieutenant. I just wanted to make sure they would get off planet intact.
>Climbs aboard the Thunderhawk.

I'm aboard and ready to take off.
>>44880359
>The priest turns.
It's a good thing you're doing. I'll oversee the funeral if you'd like.
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>>44880359
"ey can we elp?"
"We feel bad man"
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>>44880437
>Wada checks his pockets as he carries the Altar and smiles.

>>44880399
>>44880412
Wad Shuttle?
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>>44880105
Whenever you'd like to retake control of Anna just make her wake up from the pod
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>>44880454
Very well, lads, we're bugging out.

>Alice pulls on a headset and after a brief conversation with the pilot, the ramp lifts and the Thunderhawk takes off for the Penance.
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>>44880359
>>44880450
...
Sincerely Alice? I wasn't going to harm them, but I could not care less about how they'd answer to my question. I was going to carry him in anyways and take full responsability of whathever happenned next.

>>44880454
I would... I would appreciate that...

>>44880458
Get a seat you two. Just try to make sure I stay away from OBJ or I don't answer for my acts.
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>>44880359

"You really concerned or are you just looking for a fight? Because Lho-sticks don't work for me anymore, we're indirectly responsible for these people turning against us - Vympel directly so, and I've got a sadomaschochistic boogeyman alien in my rearview who wants to ~fuck~ me, Anna, and Jackson to death with ~steak knives~ and and.. fuck I didn't mean to mention that. SHIT!"
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>>44880412
Good! then lets MOVE OU-
> He'd suddenly be interrupted by sound of a bolter round hitting the partially collapsed concrete wall next to him.

>Quickly looking towards the location that the Bolter round had come from, he'd see several large, hulking, metal encased, black and gold colored figures standing atop a rather large pile of rubble, each with large spikes protruding from their armor

AMBUSH! TAKE COVER!!
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>>44880569
Black Legion? Where'd they come from?
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>>44880503
Yes. That shuttle over here
>points to a red shuttle being loaded with men and supplies.

>>44880569
Sargent! This way hurry!!
>waves him over to the same shuttle
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>>44880553
I'd gladly put up a fight if anyone brings it up to me right now, Greely.

I'd gladly kill OBJ now too...

And I'd gladly drink myself to oblivion knowing Omicron's people is no more and will never be again.
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>>44880524
>Sits down.
Throne dammit. And damn me especially.
>>44880550
It would be my honor.
>Sighs
Just standard rites, though. I didn't know him.
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>>44880569
>Dives for cover and draws his shotgun peeking out

Damnit! Is that power armor? Fuck!

>Roots through his bag and pulls out a strange looking stimm, pulling up his sleeve to expose his horribly scarred arm from injection after injection he jams it in and releases the combat drug into his system
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>>44880594
the Answer is simple: 4th degree Warp fuckery at it's utmost best! ...That or some Chaos cultist ritual, honestly take your pick
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>>44880639
Any rite will do... he... he was an Eversor... a friend... and like a brother to me...
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>>44880569
>Wada grabs the Sergeant without thinking and throws him over his Shoulder, before running towards Jackson, trying to balance the Altar.

Were Gladraw?
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>>44880622
I love how both my characters are at polar opposites of relationships with Delta.
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>>44880622

>Greely comes down from withdrawal.

"That was totally unprofessional of me. I apologize. I've just got a lot to worry about right now, i'm sure you can relate."
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>>44880569 >>44880503

>Fires his shotgun over the cover at the figures
I'll cover you!
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>>44880674
>Having slapped himself behind a half collapsed concrete wall just as they started shooting, Malak calls out to the others

YOU TWO ALRIGHT! I COUNTED AT LEAST 5 UP THERE! MIGHT BE MORE!

>He quickly moves back as a Bolter round goes through the concrete next to him, narrowly missing him by an inch

God Emperor Protects! Either of you got a communicator on you? I left mine back at base!
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>>44880698
I'll get him. Just stay in the shuttle.
>dives over and scoops up Rax, then injects him with a stimm
>runs over to trooper Gladraw
We gotta move trooper. Get to the shuttle
>firing Hellgun one handed
>>
>>44880743
>>44880698
>Ordenius Quickly fires a few Las rounds back at the power armored traitors, but seemly misses every shot

FUCK ME! PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT! I CAN'T SHOOT LIKE THIS!
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>>44880550
>>44880639
>>44880696
>The Thunderhawk soon reaches a Bay towards the bow of the ship and comes in to a smooth landing, then drops it's ramp.

Well Preacher, this is our ship, you can take a room in the 'Crew' portion of the ship, same with you Gary.
Thankfully it keeps you separate from the rest of these louts.
>>
>>44880766
Yes sir!
>Sprints for the shuttle, pumping his shotgun and turning to fire at the chaos troopers as he runs.
>>
>>44880696
>Sits down next to the Callidus.
Quite the loss. Do you need someone to talk to?
>>
>>44880731
You're forgiven...

Sincerely if there's anything this regiment has teached me is that you can dig profesionalism really deep at times if you want to keep standing over the constant shit it throws at you.

I never had friends before, Greely, I'm an Assassin I'm not allowed, nor suppossed to have them. But this bloody regiment... Omicron... Alice... You...

It's stronger than any blink of professionalism I've ever had...

And I'm both grateful and hateful about it because...


I never felt how it was like to loose a friend before... but I'd never trade them for anything...
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>>44880794
>Puts Malak down and tries to reach the Shuttle.

Me Sorry.
>>
>>44880795
Thank you.
>Gets off the 'Hawk but waits around rather than heading out.
>>
>>44880846
>Having been put back on te ground, Malak Smiles for a moment before a nearby bolter round brings him back

Thanks! NOW LETS GO! I got you covered!
>>
>>44880819
Sincerely, father? I need a bottle right now, not a person. A whole planet is getting blasted into oblivion.
>Points at Omicron's body.
His planet...
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>>44880808
>Falls back to the shuttle with Gladraw.
>the troopers he was training earlier are firing from the doors of a few others.
Alright that's the last of us. Let's go.

>>44880886
Malak, Let's go get aboard!!!
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>>44880766
>half awake
I need it... More... Ghostfire...
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>>44880831
>Alice takes a seat on the other side of LIX and somewhat hesitantly wraps an arm around her shoulder.
It'll be alright....we might just have to deal with a few problems....

Speaking of.....about that possibility with the arm...
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>>44880903
>Enters the Shuttle and puts the Altar down.

Me fight?

>Wada draws his Ripper Gun.
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>>44880903
>>44880886
>>44880846
>Cocks his shotgun and keeps it pointed at the chaos marines, eyes bloodshot red from the stimms. He seems to be growling quietly.
>>
>Taps his commbead

"Alright everyone, we're getting out of here now! Jackson, this means you!"

>>44880831

"Sorry about that. But Jackson, he's the type that when he gets an idea in his head he just can't drop it."

"What you were saying, though, Loss is a constant risk in our line of work. But I swear on the throne if I never see Battlegroup Vympel again it will be too soon."
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>>44880846
>>44880794
>One of the marines collapses and ghostly figure appears to walk through him before disappearing and reappearing standing on the shoulders of another one.
>It then puts what looks like a claw through the marines helmet and he collapses too
>It looks up at you with a Skull mask and a massive Smile on it before disappearing to kill more marines.
>Fading in and out of reality the whole time
>>
>>44880903
>Taking a few more pot shots at the traitor Marines before running as fast as his feet can carry him towards the transport

I'M COMING! HOLD THE DOOR!

Rolling to see if I get a round or two through me
>>
Rolled 78 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>44880983
forgot part of the equation
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>>44880908
>places Rax on a seat.
Glad you're still alive.

>>44880932
No. We're taking off as Gladraw gets aboard.

>>44880969
>Flicks on the helmet cam.
Thanks buddy. I owe you one. I'll keep the ones I saved safe.
>holds a thumbs up to the figure.
>>
>>44881035
Crouches on the transport, shotgun pointed outwards, growling and spitting a variety of profanities angrily
>>
>>44880969
>>44881035
>Malak would quite litterally be jumping over entire piles of rubble as the bolter rounds begin to fade off.
>As he reaches the open doors of the transport, He'd take one glance back, seeing the ghostly figure fading in and out of existance killing the traitors. He'd simple shake his head, pretending it had never happened before heading futher inside the transport
>>
>>44881035
>starts shaking again, this time awake
>grabs at his pocket, dropping more syringes
>>
>>44880969
>Confused, Wada tosses the two Marines out of the Door.

>>44881080
>Drags Gladraw inside, before looking for Malak.

Hurry.
>>
>looks out the window

"You think Amelia and Virmanthas are stilll down there? I can't help but feel a little responsible for the former."
>>
>>44881035
All accounted for Sir! Lets get the Hell out of here before our luck worsens!
>>
>>44881080
Alright! That's the last of them!! Let's get outta here.
>The group of transports quickly lift off then head to orbit and point themselves to the hanger bays
>>
>>44881133
>>44881127
>>44881124
>Puts his shotgun back over his shoulder and starts pacing slightly, growling, eyes bloodshot as he waits for the stim to wear off.
>>
>>44880969
So sad LIX's missing this.
>>44880910
"..."
>Turns to hug her with her remaining arm.
>She's holding her tears.
>>
>>44881167
Need a mild sedative to calm yourself?
>holds out a set of pills?

>>44881178
That's what the video footage is for
>>
>>44881112
>>44881124
>>44881125
>>44881127
>>44881133
>>44880910
>>44880894
>The figure finishes off the marines before reappear inside the crashed thunder hawk home in what was once Watcher's point.
>It turns on a vox unit which start's playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU
>Looks over at a painting on the while (see image)
>Takes off skull mask and smiles before looking up at the sky in the direction of the shuttles leaving orbit and gives a thumbs up

>The whole planet is engulfed in flames as the Exterminatus hits.
>>
>Starts writing up tomorrows sermon.
Idiot. Coward. You should have stayed.
>>
>>44881205
>Growls as he talks, trying to keep composure and respect but struggling with the chems

Yeah, I'll take that.
>>
>>44881178
>>44881213
Hey hey, easy lass, it's.....mostly fine, come on, we'll need to find something to put Omicron in while we wait to find a suitable planet to bury him on.....unless you want give him a burial in space?
>>
>>44881167
>>44881205
>>44881124
>Looking up and over towards the rest of the men within the transport, Malak would speak between taking large breaths of air, sweat pouring down his face.
By the God Emperor... Those were... Chaos Space marines.... Weren't they... Never faced one of those before... Hope I never have to again...
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>sets his gear down in his old cabin

Heh, not much has changed, has it...

sorry for not being a little more involved, out riding now
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>>44881205
>The group of shuttles land in the hanger of the ship
>the shuttles have quite a few dents and bolt round impact marks on them

>>44881322
Wasn't the first and it certainly won't be the last
>>
>>44881328
>Rough Rider Detected.
Srs tho, no worries.
>>
>>44881213
>The Ogryn seems to be mourning.

>>44881322
Sir?
>>
>>44881350
>>44881322
>>44881124
>Has calmed down a bit since taking the sedative

Wasn't the first? You've seen them before?

>Waits to stop off of the shuttle
>>
>>44881350
Been... meaning to talk to you... About that...
>Having finally calmed down from the running earlier, Malak turns towards the inquisitorial lieutenant

I think you made a mistake with my transfer papers.
>>
>>44881213
I did not ask for these feels.

>>44881315
>Has already broken into tears.
I want to bury him...
Space took him away once already... I want him to be stationary... somewhere I can return years later to pay my respects.
>>
So how should I know when these threads will go up?
>>
>>44881389
Many times. That's what happens when you join at 12 and fight till your 30.

>>44881402
Well it doesn't matter now. You're officially stuck with us. I hereby welcome you to this regiment. Have fun. Besides even if I could transfer you out it would take dozens of years to do so.

>>44881406
Is delta still in the hanger?

>>44881465
usually on Mondays there is also a steam group
>>
>>44881465
Usual date: Mondays 2PM GMT. Might extend to other days.
>>
>>44881465
Usually Monday at 2PM GMT, there's a Steamgroup you can join if you wished, usually an announcement when the first thread of any day we do it goes up.

>>44881406
Praetoria maybe? It could be arranged....
>Alice gestures for a Stormtrooper to find a sufficiently large crate with her free hand.
>>
>>44881406
>hands her a bottle of tyranid moonshine

Here. Drink to his memory. And why not bury him on Gospirya, where we found him?

>>44881360
Yup. Recall that I'm building a Confederate themed IG army? I'm a cavalry reenactor is why
>>
>>44881506
She's still inside the transport, so yes.
>>
>>44881506
where do we find the steam group?
>>
>>44881506
>He'd just start chuckling at this. He'd honestly be to exhausted to do anything else.

Yeah and I guess your stuck with me as well. Nice to feel welcomed at least...
>>
>>44881213

>A bright light from the planet being cleansed shines through OBJ's pleasure cruises cabin window
>He just put's on some sunglasses and get's back to whatever he was doing with schwifty while looking in the mirror flexing.
>>
>>44881561
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/40k_penal_regiment here and we have wiki with character guide here https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/#Characters
>>
>>44881570
Good to have you with us sir.
>>
>Frowns

Two new threats I have to worry about, and I know for a fact this won't be the end of our old enemies. Especially not Virmanthas. At least I think we can write off the Iron Warriors..
>>
>>44881561
I'm the admin, so add me at VexilariusXXVII and I'll get yall in
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>>44881518
No... I know he was not welcome there...
>>44881534
>Accepts the bottle.
>Drinks desperately, as if she hadn't drunk in ages.
G-gospirya? Y-yes it could be a good place... if it wasn't so dangerously close to the Tau controlled space... but aside from that the planet was beautiful and worthy enough for the cause...
>>
>>44881570
Hey. It doesn't look it but it's a nice place. If you'd like I can put you up for a gear upgrade.
>exits the shuttle and watches Anna's pod be safely unloaded then wheeled off to the medlab

>>44881406
>hears the crying from the hawk
>enters and looks at the body then at delta
You got him out. Good. Never leave a friend behind.
>>
>>44881670
Invite sent
>>
>>44881672
As you wish....can probably make a stop off there....hm....I'll need to speak with someone.

>>44881695
>Harper and his Stormtroopers turn to face Jackson but otherwise do nothing.
>>
>>44881670
did the same
>>
>>44881672
Hey, I'll take any excuse at all to kill Tau. I'd guard his tomb personally if I had to.
>>
>>44881695
>Takes out the sedative Jackson gave her back in Praetoria.
I think this is yours, Jackson... I've just remembered that I still held that in my pocket.

>Still crying
I have failed... completely... I thought I could protect Omicron's people, if not at least save his planet from an Exterminatus...

>Curls into a ball in a corner next to Omicron
And I failed...

He was like a brother to me and I couldn't even save his legacy... The work of his life...
>>
>>44881695
I might just take you up on that offer L.T.
>>
New threat tonight?
>>
>>44881833
Can do! Hop in group chat brahs
>>
>>44881833
Thread* Derped right there...
>>
>>44881672
He was fun to be around

>>44881803
Delta... He saved us... Just now, on the planet. I tried to take some footage but I don't know if it worked. Ask any of the men guarding the transport. He killed two dozen Chaos Marines. He got us off the planet.
>>
>>44881803
Hey, hey, you failed nothing, not your fault what happened.
>Alice pulls LIX closer and tries to coax her to take another few drinks.
It'll all be alright. Just relax, what -you- need is rest.
>>
>>44881803

"If it's worth anything, I failed to stop Vympel too. Could have changed the whole scenario, but that fuck had to kill everyone... That's it, Battlegroup Vympel and their commander are going on the list."
>>
>>44881465
>Wanders about the ship, looking for the preacher.
>>
>Wada takes the Altar and leaves the Shuttle.

Priest?

- also sending invite
>>
>>44881881
>She's about to take another gulp when...
>>44881877
He... w-what?

I'm not in mood for Jokes or Lies, Jackson, his body is right beside me and hasn't moved...
>>
>>44881909
>>44881910
Good to see you two here. And the altar.
>He closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose.
Just drop it off over there.
>Gestures to his quarters.
>And his hands start to shake.
>>
>>44881896
Whoever's in charge Vympel is on my list too...
As is OBJ and the two Vympel idiots that helped him make that horrible show
>>
>>44881936
>removes his helmet
I'm not joking or lying. He was there. Same mask, same suit, same gauntlet, same laugh. He was like a ghost or something. He would be over there then one second, then over there the next.
>>
>>44881982
>Does as he is told.

Know were Quarters?
>>
>>44881982
>carries what few bits and pieces of the alter he has, since Wada has the majority of it and sets them down in the quarters, turning to the priest

Are you okay sir?
>>
>>44881867
Would Omicron show up on the footage?
>>
this will most likely be the last of these threads I will be joining. As much as I like being part of it, I feel like I'm just wasting posts, thus I'll be lurking and feeding off the ever evolving story. The regiment no longer needs me or my madness. Gibbers, Rogan and Rax signing off to lurking.
>>
>>44882046
Yeah I made a pic I'll link if you show her
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>>44882027
Sorry Wada, I don't. I'm sure you can find someone to assign them to you.
>>44882039
>He clenches his fist and keeps it at his side.
I'm. Fine. Trooper.
>Takes a deep breath.
Or I will be fine. Don't worry about me, find yourself a bed and a meal. You've done well.
>>
>>44882009

Honestly, I think that that behavior might have been what Omicron liked about OBJ in the first place.

Joining steam group as either direlegato or JenkemJones, not sure which one will show up in the box
>>
>>44882014
I-is that even possible?

G-ghosts don't... they don't exist... r-right?
>>
>>44882047
O-oh.....Well....fair enough then. If you ever want to come back then just come back.

>>44882116
I would have said a Living Saint, but that's impossible....I think? Supposedly they're all female whenever they appear.
>>
>>44882091
>Frowns a bit
If you're sure sir. Thank you for alerting us about the exterminatus.......You asked where I was from earlier sir, Savlar Chem-Dogs 42nd Regiment.
>>
>>44882083
Cool I just wanted to make sure before I said anything.

>>44882116
After what I saw today, Yes they do.
>plugs the helmat cam into a data slate and pulls up the captured image.
Look, it was him alright.
>>
>>44882047
Please stay in the game, I loved reading of all those characters, you're not wasting posts.
>>44882098
I don't care... not when it's Omicron's people and not when he has no respect for any Imperial life...

We've been a while in page 10, making a new thread now
>>
>>44881670

shit, how do i add people
>>
>>44882091
>Wada looks at you for a Moment, before turning to Gladraw.

He...?

>The Ogryn falls silent and listens.

>>44881670
>>
>>44882047
Darn. I'm sorry man. I hope you rejoin someday. I'd like if you stayed around but if you want to leave I can't stop you. I particularly liked Rogan
>>
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>>44882161
>>44882191
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>>44882155
Savlar...no wonder you came out of there an addict.
And I could have...should have...warned more people.
>He leans against the wall.
I need to ask you a favor. 20 milligrams dexomethocycline. Can you get your hands on it?
>>44882232
Follow the trooper. He'll be able to find rooms and meals for both of you.
>Looks up at the Ogryn.
You did a good job Wada. The Emperor is proud of you.
>>
>>44882161
>>44882287

C-can it be?
New thread is up everyone:
>>44882240
>>
{spoiler}Gary? send an invite under the name mobai93{/spoiler}
>>
>>44882431
Will do, I'll get erryone in soon as I get home
>>
>>44882519
thanks, sorry to bother you
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