A witch saved saved your life from certain death, but she says that you now belong to her. What do you do? You have no weapon because you lost them.
Well, what kind of witch is she? I doubt, if she's evil, that she would go around saving shmucks like me when she can just create or enthrall minions, so since she asked me I can only assume she's a good witch.
Sounds like an adventure to me!
I got nowhere to be for a while, let's see where this goes. Worst case scenario she dumps me in a boiling pot, best case I get a witch bride and we fuck every night to produce monster babies, which frankly I'm fine with because they're still mine and I love them unconditionally
Roll for check magic!
She seems to be implying that she has bounded me to some magic spell! but is this may in fact be a dastardly ruse!
The great interdisciplinary academic Foucault pointed out that the most powerful power is productive power from within one's own mind! If I follow this foul malevolent's command I will be under a spell more powerful than any magic!
If she has a spell on me, very well I have no choice. If she hasn't placed a spell on me: I took neck snapping as a minor skill.
since she owns you, you have to get along with what she commends you to do. She needs to be a dick ass thief. So you have to obey the tasks she gives you.
well you started as an adventurer who tried to steal a blacksmith weapons and and end up injured near death, the witch saved you from that.
you lose all of your spaghetti when the girl behind the table ask you: "Hello, how may I help you?"
I had started the thread the other day with /v/ but I should have started a different drawing for /tg/
no anon you were the dick, you attack his kind daughter who did nothing wrong
steal something in the castle, but you need to be stealthy
Me personally? Probably say ''listen, I owe you a debt, no doubt, but I got shit I need to do, ya know? Heres a number you can reach me on if ya need backup or help with something.''
normally you would have to choose your class
I PANICKED! I MAKE BAD DECISIONS! I AM NOT A BAD PERSON!
To the inn! We need to find a contact who can tell us about a secret passage into the castle!
Wait... What does she want us to steal?
Not alone in that, mate...
Why's a duelist got such low charisma? And why's a thief got Dex 11?!
>Ranger Girl (Compliments our strengths)
>The Witch (Gotta have her along)
>Paladin Girl (We need SOMEONE to keep us in check. We're TRYING to be a good person!)
I noticed I had tons of errors, so I tried to fix some of them.
you enter the Inn and an angry drunk man is running toward you with a chair. What will you do?
She'll have to take that up with the Witch that married me.
"You know, I'd say to enjoy your trip... But you'd just fall all over yourself trying to understand the joke."
"Yeah join the club pal. I fell for a hot witch not five minutes ago."
a dwarf is thanking you for making trip the angry drunk who was causing most of the trouble in the Inn and he is offering you a drink, do you accept?
Sure, why not? And while we're at it, we'll ask what he thinks of the castle's stonework. Quite a piece, huh? I hear even dwarvern masons were employed in its construction.
Utter bollocks of course, but if we get him all prideful about it, he might let a secret or two slip.
the witch is actually spying on you to make sure you don't say anything stupid, you just have the feeling.
We're on fire~!
"I hear dwarf stonework's so fine, you can't even fit a blade between the stones! I'll bet you could fit a whole man between some of the cracks in that wall..?"
Rolled 6 (1d20)
let's see if we'll respond correctly again
My cousin's been asked to do repair work, but he was bitching the other day about how terrible it is. Hell, he's afraid he might even end up with loose masonry falling on him! Can you imagine?
I won't be around much longer. Bed is calling me. Fun quest though.
Damn, why didn't I think of that?
Being a Dark Elf/Drow, I think I can make this work.
It's what I've always been used to anyway.
I'm sure as a sneaky thief that I can make myself useful to her.
OH SHIT NIGGA I WAS BORN FOR DIS!!
I'm not amazed, honestly. Never met someone who tries to dodge work as much as he does...
Lead it into a story to distract him from from his suspicions and gtfo as soon as possible. This is getting us no-where.
>Lawful good Alpha Paladinbro
>Caring about some academic nerd fuccboi's shitty opinion
Like, at least 6/10 of /tg/ would disapprove of that post referencing Foucault in their wish-fulfillment game. The rest would only care about the SMITING.
If you're not joking here's a pic.
I become her apprentice and learn the ways of magic. Once my apprenticeship is complete I'll then become a wizard and continue my magical studies along with the occasional offerings of my power in exchange for money, people, and resources from the local lord. When I become elderly I'll transform into a lich and kill the now decades weakened witch with my undead army; using her mindless undead body as a maid in my library.
I, being a sorcerer of royal birth, will propose marriage once we've together taken back the throne of my small kingdom from my traitorous and unmerited filthy non-mage user brother. We will then succsefully rule as Sorcerer-king and witch-queen; ushering in the dawn of a new glorious age of a true magocratic-monarchy with an extremely potent magical royal bloodline. I'll also change my countries religion to a new pantheistic religion which worships magic and sees magic-users as divine beings--the arcane temple will still be submissive to the current ruling monarch and gives him or her their best enchanted artifacts and a good supply of mana. All non-mages are thereafter believed to be inherently inferior beings who will always require the protection and guidance of their divine/magical betters.
I suggest that my culture does not adhere to such primitive notions as "ownership of person", but I offer my services to her in exchange for her friendship. I consider this a significantly discounted rate.
I accept that from now on, I am her
OP, fuck you for not putting "Quest" in the subject.
Holy shit, this is pretty simple. Why do you faggots keep forgetting to do this? If you want to run a fucking quest, say it's a quest. You'll draw more retards and you won't annoy people.
Are you just an asshole? Come on, OP. At least start using a tripcode so I can filter your threads.