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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: PHONING IT IN X3
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TWITTER: FUCK IT
ARCHIVES: DOUBLE FUCK IT
Predictably, your mood went straight to hell after the phone call.

After trading threats and dire promises with a dangerous man, your emotions are naturally keyed up for a fight - but today, there's only more paperwork. Hamp liberates a book from your shelf and is happily tearing through it at impressive pace as you catch up on the mundane, but vital matters that go into running even a small military force - even one with such streamlined supply requirements as yours. There's an official dietitian report on your shipgirls; complete with calorie counts - the most notable addition is that Hornet has taken to adding sliced pickles to her hamburgers. Damage reports are better - a report from Wainwright has landed in your in-box detailing Hornet's surprisingly rapid recovery. There's a PS on the bottom...

“Hamp?”

He looks up at you. “Ayo, skip.”

“Have you been to see the doctor?”

“Sawbones? What for?”

“You kind of got the shit shot out of you in that scrap, didn't you?”

“So? Didn't have my bow blown off or anything.”

You squint at him. “But... doesn't it hurt?”
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He looks politely thoughtful for a second. “For a while? I guess?” He shrugs and turns the next page in his book.

“Well, when you get a chance visit the hospital and let the doctor have a look at you.”

“I'm fine.”

“I know. He needs help with a theory,” you half-lie.

“Whazzat?”

“Seems to think American ship... people heal a mite faster.”

Hamp snorts. “No shit.”


The next e-mail is a quick briefing update on the state of sea control in general - and it catches your attention instantly. Icebergs have been spotted drifting much too far south, especially for this time of year, threatening to cause hazards in shipping lanes. Of more immediate importance is reports of intensified anti-convoy activity on the part of the abyssals - a pair of submarines were run off by a pair of Chinese destroyers escorting a grain convoy over the Sea of Japan, and the LCS-1 engaged a pair of surface raiders in an after-dark running gun battle for an hour before the abyssals were forced to disengage under smoke, minutes before P-8s from Hawaii could arrive.

You fire off an email to the intel division requesting more details on the submarine attack. Freedom's surface battle, just from the sitrep, sounded legendary - but the submarines are in your backyard and they worry you far more. You remember the SSN skippers reports after the Bonin islands - their protracted undersea duel with very canny subs.

Your inbox is finally clear, and you lean back with a sigh.

All things considered... you're not really sure what to do.

[ ] Write-in.

Yes, pure write-in this time. Quality can trump quantity, if its very very good.
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inb4navyfag
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>>44822118
Fairies are fight in the fight!
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>>44822133
>Go meet up with Yamato and bring her up to speed.

Let's do this.
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>>44822192
He's dead Jim.

>>44822133
>Go bug Goto
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Oh boy, a write-in, really?

Strap in, lads. We're going in hard.
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>>44822253
I'm going to second this.
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>>44822133
It's time to consider your options with Arizona. She's suffered enough in (both) her lifetime(s) and now we know just how much of a Hypocrite we've been.
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>>44822133
Talk to Sendai about Hate's gift.
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>>44822133
>[ ] Write-in.
Talk to Goto about Yamato stuff
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>>44822133
>[ ] Write-in.
>Go talk to Goto, like we meant to do before the yak bastard spooked us. Maybe Yamato is with him
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>>44822133
[x] write in

You know, maybe I should meet with Goto, discuss this whole Yakuza thing with him.

After that, probably check up on other shipgirls, have a chance to introduce new characters.

As a side note: Arashi. Now that girl has ISSUES, considering she unwittingly led the dive bombers that sank Akagi, Kaga, and Soryuu to their location and reversing the course of the war for the Japanese.
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>>44822133
[x] Write a report and send a letter to Admiral Thomas and Goto about the phone we just had with the Yakuza, their relations with the Yakuza group that tried to kill us, what details and connections we uncovered, and a recommended course of action that threats to USN military readiness and ability to protect vital supply convoys to Japan be met with EXTREME PREJUDICE by Japanese police assets.

It's not like the Japanese police to pass up a chance to go full Edo Penal Code on someone.
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So wait, are we just going to forget about Iwo Jima?
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>>44822318
Doubt there's much we can do on that front. Got a real admiral handling things there atm
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>>44822133

>[x] Write a report and send a letter to Admiral Thomas and Goto about the phone we just had with the Yakuza, their relations with the Yakuza group that tried to kill us, what details and connections we uncovered, and a recommended course of action that threats to USN military readiness and ability to protect vital supply convoys to Japan be met with EXTREME PREJUDICE by Japanese police assets.

This is probably a good idea.

>>44822318
Iwo Jima might be good too, but Thomas has it covered.
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>>44822318
It's literally not our job. Thomas would have called us if Essex was causing any more trouble- he hasn't, so presumably they hit it off alright
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>>44822133
[x] write in

Talk to Goto about the Yakuza situation like we had originally intended, after that, talk to Yamato about her potential sortie and with Hate about his project.
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>>44822133
Sit back, take a short breather, maybe get some fresh air before getting back to work. And check in on perhaps getting a chew toy or something for the Corgies.
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>>44822133
>>Go meet up with Yamato and bring her up to speed.
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>>44822133
>Go talk to Goto, he probably should hear about the call from the Yakuza. It'll also give us a chance to talk to him about what needs to be done to get Yamato out into the fight
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>>44822133
>Too much shit has been going on right now and fuck it. Find Hate. You need a fresh dose of torture that isn't primarily shipgirl-related.
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>>44822318
FAT STACKS
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>>44822133
>>44822310
Talk to the Goto.
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Planefag your favorite daughteru wants a hug!
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>>44822377
I'll go with supporting this one.
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>>44822318
We were always observers. There's admirals who have actually got the job of RUNNING that show; we were just watching and seeing how it went. If they need us, they'll call. Then its time to strap the fuck in because if they need us, it is NOT going well.

>>44822133
Okay guys, we need to think:

What have we ever said, "We need to ____ later?" Like, is there absolutely ANYTHING that's been waiting for a solution? I'd LOVE to say 'fairies' but I know there's higher-priority shit to deal with first.

So let's have it. A list of What Needs Doing.

I know that sorting shit out with our harem fleet is on there, as we did Arizona a disservice.
Talking to Goto about Yamato is also on the list, but that's recent.

What have we been sitting on for far too long? Can anybody think?
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>>44822377
i like this idea
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>>44822133
>write-in
Lurk a Peruvian Pigeon Racing Sub-forum and see what Anonymous posters are shitposting about.
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>>44822133
>[ ] Write-in.
>Organize counseling for ship girls

With Essex's arrival, we're about to have a fresh case of PTSD. (pic related)
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>>44822133
Agreement with Anon >>44822309

Kill many birds with a single stone.
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>>44822377
This is probably the best idea.
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>>44822377
Thirding this bit of sanity.
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Sing. Sing a song.
Let the world.
Sing along.

Sing of love that could be.
Sing for you and for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbEA-NdKcK0
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Send off email's to Thomas and Goto about the Yaks, then drop by the brig to check in on Shigure.
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>>44822377
This is a boat I can sail on.
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>Go talk to Goto, he probably should hear about the call from the Yakuza. It'll also give us a chance to talk to him about what needs to be done to get Yamato out into the fight
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>>44822459
Things are all well and good until the Indianapolis shows up.
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>>44822377
I support this option.
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Go talk to some fairies. Hell, Hamp's here, ask him about his
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>>44822438
Our sword is still filthy, unless we got around to cleaning it off screen.
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>>44822133
>Go troll Goto, and then have a serious talk with him afterward
We need more trolling, and we need it RIGHT NOW.
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>>44822133
Talk to Goto. About a lot of things.
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>>44822377

Jumping on the band wagon.
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>>44822511
>>Go talk to Goto, he probably should hear about the call from the Yakuza. It'll also give us a chance to talk to him about what needs to be done to get Yamato out into the fight
What he said.
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>[X] [Bad ideas]
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>>44822513
Tang: sunk by their own defective torpedo.
other Taffy three ships sunk: Survivors had to brave shark infested waters for 2 1/2 days.
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BBX when?
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>>44822576
Also, clearly Hamp's hiding some serious issues.
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Anyone notice how the KanColle fanfic world never has USS Texas as a character? Why is that?
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>>44822118
Alongside Talking to Goto...
>Shoot Wainwright a text, ask him how things are with his job outside of his formal reports
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>>44822598
Maybe because Texas is a shit state.
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>>44822527
Kind of low-key, wouldn't you say? But yeah, that needs doing. Drop it off at the armoury?

>>44822459
I'm going with this.

The girls need help. We can try and try as much as we wish, but we cannot provide that all of the time. Sure, an open-door policy, or loosening the chain of command so they see us more as a friend than an office would be great, but it's only a start!

These shipgirls need the kind of help we can't give. And maybe a shrink that's trained and used to humans can't help either, but it's a goddamn start.

There's a hundred other things to do, like figure out the fairies role or how they could help us with upgrades, but first and foremost, we need to see to the mental health of our kanmusu.
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>>44822586
Tits need to be toned down a big, they're bigger than her goddamn head. Other than that I like it. Got a bit of a shortstack feel to it.
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>>44822586
Is it just me or is she more STACKED than Lexington?

>>44822596
I'm pretty sure all of Settle's ships are to some degree.
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>Settle's first with a ship was with Northampton
N A V Y
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>>44822377
>Go talk to Goto, he probably should hear about the call from the Yakuza. It'll also give us a chance to talk to him about what needs to be done to get Yamato out into the fight
This.

Also, maybe a chance to introduce new characters? Pic related.
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>>44822459
THIS THIS THIS.

Develop programs for newly returned ships, ships that have trouble adapting to the modern world, ships that had shit existences previously, and ships that are well settled in the modern world but might need some check ups and getting in touch with their ship-ness.
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>>44822619
>Drop it off at the armoury?
I still say we find one of the half-dozen shipgirls with swords of their own, or just do it ourself.
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>>44822619
Rule no 1 of psychiatry: Every case is unique and very similar to others at the same time.

>>44822645
You don't say?

Honestly, any warship that served in the first half of the century is bound to be a treasure trove of psychological issues.
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>>44822618
Don't let anyone from Texas hear you saying that.
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>>44822657
Not gay if it's a reverse trap.
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>>44822586
SOON
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>>44822657
sasuga navy
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>>44822663
Propose it today, get results in half a year.
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>>44822499
You trying to make me cry, nigger?
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>>44822673
I reiterate, ARASHI! She accidentally led the dive bombers that sank half of the Kido Butai to their location.
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>>44822618
>Maybe because Texas is a shit state.
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>>44822692
If Northhampton is a reverse trap, explain the beard.

Pic unrelated.
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>>44822709
And if we waited half a year to propose it, results would take a year from now.

So what? Needs to be done. And they'll slowly get better over time.
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Another version of BBX
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>>44822586
Needs less STACKED, then maybe.
>>44822511
>Go talk to Goto, he probably should hear about the call from the Yakuza. It'll also give us a chance to talk to him about what needs to be done to get Yamato out into the fight
This.
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>>44822703
Winston Churchill once said that the fuel of the Navy was Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash. Well, they got rid of the lash and the rum, so what's left?
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>>44822729
It's actually just coffee grinds.
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>>44822729
>If Northhampton is a reverse trap, explain the beard.
makeup?

Also, women can have beards too, they're just far more likely to shave them.
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>>44822674
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I would rent Texas, and live in Hell." - General Sheridan
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>>44822755
>Winston Churchill once said that the fuel of the Navy was Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash. Well, they got rid of the lash and the rum, so what's left?
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>>44822734
Procrastination is bad, yeah. If we have the time, I'll back it.

>>44822773
Objection, we've seen Hamp shirtless. He's a man.
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>>44822619
>Sure, an open-door policy, or loosening the chain of command so they see us more as a friend than an office would be great, but it's only a start!
Uh, I think our main fucking problem is that not enough ships see us as an officer. We are an Admiral: we are there to lead, not play at being a shrink. If we CAN by some miracle, sort out a problem someone has, halle-fucking-lujah, but it is not and has never been the reason we're there.
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As far as shit 'counseling' goes, so far the best results seem to have come from honest human interaction. Naka with Wayne, Goto telling off Hornet, Shigure and MARINE, Yamato and Hate. Kaga and Goto, etc.
I'm not honestly sure how to go about it or anything but somehow encouraging the girls and the humans on base to mingle more will probably be an excellent help.
There's the obvious security issues and superstition and all that, but still.
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>>44822663
All that's brilliant as well. >>44822709 And fuck 'proposals'. We're the one in charge of the US Navy's kanmusu in this theater! If we really push it, we could probably get a goddamn Executive Order passed by tomorrow!

Plus I just love the scenes where the shipgirls/boys are all open-mouthed at the world they've come back to. This thread could literally be JUST that and I'd still read it.
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Do we have *any* idea where to go next re: Arizona? Like let's pretend we have a free slot in our itinerary reserved for Arizona things. What do we even want to accomplish?

Are we going to give Shoukaku the "Sorry I can't continue this in good conscience" speech? Walk back our previous talk as hard as possible? Ignore her and hope that this becomes the status quo?
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>>44822118
ITS TIME
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>>44822804
er, ship counseling, not shit counseling.
>>44822798
Yeah- they need to have human connections, but having it be basically only with the admiral is kind of fucking things
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>>44822812
Too bad we don't get many older ships, like Age of Sail. They'd be fun.
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>>44822819
Well something clearly needs to be done, some sort of resolution to her clinginess. Perhaps, the infamous "just friends," speech, but of course that isn't likely to end well. I don't think there's really any safe answer there.
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I see a lot of "TALK TO GOTO" so I'll take "Go talk to Goto about Things as well as Yamato" as the winner here!

WRITING
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>>44822796
Hamp could just be /really/ flat chested.
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>>44822804
>translation: I've never been to counseling

Who says it has to be in front of a literal shrink, although I'd recommend that for ships that got treated terribly or have some "I failed to save them" complex.

It could just be group sessions and activities.
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>>44822819
For the moment? Nothing.
Does Shoukaku need the speech?
No, Shoukaku needs a different speech- the "stop fucking clinging to me when I keep trying to pry you off, just because I was nice to you and took you on one date doesn't make me your goddamn waifu you spiritual neckbeard" speech.
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>>44822804
>I'm not honestly sure how to go about it or anything but somehow encouraging the girls and the humans on base to mingle more will probably be an excellent help.
>There's the obvious security issues and superstition and all that, but still.
This sounds the best to me.

What is the situation like as far as social interaction goes? What happened with Shigure doesn't paint a pretty picture. I suspect ship girls stick to themselves away from everyone else.

Need to change that.
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>>44822798
We can't treat them as girls and expect them to fight effectively.

We can't treat them as ships and expect them to not go insane.

We need to treat them as both. We're their Admiral AND their friend/lover/father/big brother at once. Shipgirls are literally THE most complicated military asset humanity has ever had, because they ARE humanity and the sum of their steel parts all in one adorable package.

>>44822854
Working on iiiit... Blame Mount and Blade, man... At least XCom2's not out yet or I might not even BE here!

Nah, I'm kidding. Like I'd miss Planefag for anything.

>>44822881
Well... It DOES need to be done, but seriously, we need something set up to help their mental health.
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>>44822891
I would argue that human interaction with the outside world would probably be a somewhat poor idea, considering the otakus.
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>>44822881
How long until Essex is on base?

I want to see her kill the waifu.

Again
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>>44822804
Counter-point. Naka and Harder.

>>44822812
Okay, if it can be pushed through. I have little faith in bureaucracy.

>>44822819
Treat Arizona as a daughter is our best case scenario.

Average case is strict professionalism.

Worse case is that she's already well on the way to becoming an Abyssal.

As for Shoukaku, we'll see when we get there/see her again.

>>44822886
I'm afraid not. Hamp is clearly a man.
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>>44822743
I like that one a lot better.
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>>44822881

Oh fuckin good.

So that's where she ran off to. WELP.
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>>44822891
Well, the various writeups have painted a few pictures. Some of the girls are getting along sweel with the other military personel, notably Marines. A few of them are comfortable with the civilians, but they're a lot more mixed and more likely to be spooked.
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>>44822928
I didn't mean the outside world, I meant others in the armed forces.
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>>44822943
You better go get her.

: ^ )
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We should get them pets, they're good at helping human soldiers deal with trauma.
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Have some Cleveland
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>>44822919
Damn you, you pansy, nanny state britfag, you've got the least stiff upper lip I've ever seen in my life.
You bitch more than a woman on her period!
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>>44822965
Fair enough, I can see it working to an extent. Perhaps they could set up an event, a cook out, perhaps, a meet and greet where they can socialize safely?
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>>44822975
Corgis for everyone!
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>>44822934
>Treat Arizona as a daughter is our best case scenario.
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>>44823006
YOU TRY FUCKING A GRAVE
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>>44822975
They need big dogs, I think. Shepherds of some type.

Big, affectionate and not likely to bark at everything.

>>44823006
Strict professionalism it is.
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>>44822991
Nice!
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>>44823006
So would you want a pet corgi?

If not then could you tell us what you would want as a pet?
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>>44822934
>Treat Arizona as a daughter is our best case scenario.
>Worse case is that she's already well on the way to becoming an Abyssal.
Ahahahaha.
She's upset because she cares. We're upset because we care. She's jelly, not suicidal.
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>>44822975
This sounds nice. Get them a Great Pyrenees, those things are patient as hell. Don't listen well to orders, but they are warm and loving to their flock. Tadakichi-san for instance, from Azumanga Daioh.
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>>44823020
>YOU TRY FUCKING A GRAVE
>>44823022
>Strict professionalism it is.
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>>44822934
>>44823006
Don't worry about Bentus, Arizona, hes a hardcore shoukakufag, the braindead obsessed kind.
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>abyssal Arizona
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>>44822992
What ever happened to the British way of suffering in quiet desperation?

>>44823020
Was that a challenge?
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>>44823043
I never said the worse case scenario was the most plausible one.

In fact, my worse case scenario for all ship girl interactions is "becomes an Abyssal".
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>>44822934
>Treat as a daughter
Fuck no, she's a battleship. A strong ship of the fleet, not something to baby.
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>>44822934
>Treat Arizona as a daughter is our best case scenario.
>Treat a woman who has a romantic interest in us like a daughter, completely bypassing and trampling on her feelings
Right, sure. There is absolutely no fucking way that this could backfire horrifically on us. No sir.
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>>44822726
Yes.
David Bowie is dead.
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>>44823034
I don't draw it I just found it.

The Des Moines.
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>>44823062
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>>44823075
Not like we haven't done that already.

"Heart shredded into confetti" was PF's description, I think.
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>>44823078
A man cannot die so long as he is spoken of.
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>>44823090
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>>44823085
Well, keep finding and sharing it. It'll make planefag get creative with his reaction posts with there's no more images for the thread.
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>>44823090
REMOVE LUNARIANS
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>>44823078
>implying he didn't leave because his people needed him
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>>44823093
And as we all know, once somebody's feeling are hurt/crushed, they will never recover. Ever. That single conversation has completely cemented Arizona's feelings and opinion of us, forever.
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>>44823096
He most certainly can, especially when he has fucking liver cancer.
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>>44822919
And this is why the Empire went to shit.

Enough touchy-feely bullshit.
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>>44823153
CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD
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>>44822133
>[x] Find Kongou and get a second opinion about the Arizona situation.
She may be queen of the cuckoo nest, but she's a great onee-chan, knows practically everybody on base, and has some sound sound words of wisdom.
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Alaska-class Battleship? Battle-cruiser? Pocket-Battleship? when?
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>>44823143
I mean ANYTHING is possible if it's Planefag. All in the name of mining salt.
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>>44823195
Ballistic missile submarine when?
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>>44823188

>Give Kongou good advice
>Spend free time undoing that decision by ensuring she knows we have no clue what we're doing.
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>>44823206
Don't be an idiot.
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>>44823065
>>44822992
It died when we lost a MILLION of our people in World War One and we realised that PTSD was a thing!

I don't see what's bad about asking that ship-people who have in the past been torpedoed, burnt, capsized, detonated, shot full of holes or flat-out NUKED be given some god-damn mental and emotional support!

>>44822934
>Daughter-Arizona
Yeah, that isn't happening. I'm not even honestly concerned with any of the harem and I know that isn't happening.

Admirals command fleets. Face it, we're getting a fleet ending. Best ending.

>>44823170
The Empire died because after slugging it out with Germany for two bloody rounds, most of which was while the Americans were sitting on their brains, peddling weapons to both damn sides and gleefully declaring, "LALALA NOT MY PROBLEM," there were only 14 villages in the United Kingdom that hadn't had SOMEONE in them die! YOU try running an empire while you're trying to re-build your damn country and recover from a beating like that!
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>>44822783
Better engage in sodomy with Arizona then.
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>>44823188
I have this fear that Ari goes to Bongo to ask what to do about Admiral-chan.
Bongo reasons that if she must act like Ari to get her Admiral, Ari should act like Bongo to get her Admiral.

Shenanigans ensue.
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I have arrived, and I am ready to be entertained. Also, is it nap time? Cause I'm ready to not be pulling all nighters again for another couple of months
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>>44823188
>told Kongou to act like Arizona to win Goto's heart
>promptly broke Arizona's heart by saying 'never gonna happen'
I don't know, anon, she might be a little suspicious about our motives and logic at this point
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>>44823210
USS Texas when?
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Higgins end or riot.
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>>44823237
A pansy and a haremfag, can it get any worse?
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>>44823143
No, but it's certainly a good way to build on the previous time we trampled on her feelings and disregarded her.

>>44823206
There's that, too.

>>44823237
The argument made last Wednesday was that Settle was a Captain, no?
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>>44823237
>It died when we lost a MILLION of our people in World War One and we realised that PTSD was a thing!
Then what the fuck was all that stiff upper lip stuff you guys were pulling off in WWII?
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>>44823283
>Could it get any worse
He could also be welsh.
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>>44823276
Ok but imagine Higgins standing with the contents of all 96 VLS cells floating behind her gate of babylon-style
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>>44823093
Aaaand you honestly believe that the best way to solve this problem would be to treat her like a child? Blow off everything that's happened between them like it's not happened? More to the point, do you actually think that Arizona would be fucking happy with such an arrangement?

>>44823237
On behalf of all Bongs reading this thread, I'd like to state that we most certainly are not all like this guy, and we are so, so sorry
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>>44823237
Not only do you lack a stiff upper lip but also a proper understanding of your own history. Well done.
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>>44822972

Oh, she's perfectly fucking fine, I'm sure. As long as it's not her going to meet one of you fucks we're ok.
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You know what I want to see?

Iowa and Yamato teaming up to find the best Waifu for everyone's favorite Maine officer, Hate.
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>>44822943

Level with me: If Yamato wasn't who she was and some person you met elsewhere in your life, would you or would you not consider being in a relationship with her
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>>44823336
Upon further though, you're right. That would likely lead to further bad case scenarios.

Doesn't mean we can salvage it right now.
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>>44823254
>promptly broke Arizona's heart by saying 'never gonna happen'
Except we didn't vote for that. We voted for the "stop thinking I'm fucking worth something" pity party, and tearing ourself down because we were trying to convince her not to like us for both of our own goods.
'It would destroy us both if something happened after we went for it' is almost the exact opposite of 'never gonna happen'
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>>44823369

I refuse to fucking answer that question on the basis that it's not grounded in fucking reality.
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>>44823354
Hey Hate. What would Iowa say when she finds out that you've been cheating on her?
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>>44823237
>peddling weapons to both damn sides and gleefully declaring, "LALALA NOT MY PROBLEM,"

Opinion *utterly* disregarded. How goddamn salty can you be, that it produces delusions like that?
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>>44823391
Thank you for answering, and I respect your opinion. I'll let sleeping dogs lie.
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>>44823393
It's not actually cheating on her if he actually isn't with her in that way.

Which I assume he isn't.
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>>44822133
PILLOW FORT
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F
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We aren't going to make things with Arizona any less awkward or problematic by treating her like a child or trying to restart a romance with her.

Best thing to do is leave the situation be and she how she handles it, before making any moves we can't take back. Maybe asking Hornet to keep her occupied or let Arizona vent on her might be the best bet.
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>>44823430
And that's exactly what he's been saying.
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>>44823365
So a threesome involving two of the most powerful battleships put to sea and a single marine?

>>44823354
As far as IJN boats go, I prefer Nagato, but I certainly wouldn't pass up Yamato.
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>>44823430
I know, but I want to see how Hate reacts.
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IOWA FUCKING HATE UNTIL HE BECOMES A FAIRY WHEN
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>>44823386
Actually Planefag said we ' tore Arizona's heart up into confetti'....that sounds a lot like we broke her heart Arizonafag.
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The St. Louis sisters.

Captcha is oceans????!
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>>44823386
Like seriously, what the fuck are y'all smoking.
>I'm not handling the burden of command very well
>They don't play by the rules, and I've given them plenty of reasons to want me dead. Nobody's really safe, you know?
>You can't go making life and death decisions when you're wrapped up emotionally with... certain people like that. I've been doing it myself, I... I know.

That is not the sound of 'Never gonna happen".
That is the fucking sound of "I'm scared if we let it happen we'll both drown when things go wrong"
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>>44823283
I could be a brony? Look, I don't hate on your tastes is all I'm saying.

>>44823296
Well we couldn't very well let Jerry know how badly we were reeling, could we? Besides, we knew the stakes. That was the last hurrah of the Empire and it cost us another half-million. No way in hell we could come back from that. By that point, I think the wars had taken something close to 2% of the population!

>>44823336
>>44823340
Alright, so what exactly am I doing so wrong here? Please enlighten me.

>>44823405
Okay, maybe the weapons thing was incorrect, but America DEFINITELY had an isolationist streak until roughly the end of WW2, you cannot even BEGIN to tell me it didn't!
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>>44823393

In what bizzaro world is that even a fucking issue?
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>>44822743
not fat enough
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>>44823473
SOON
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>>44823482
>Captcha is oceans????!
That's dangerously close to me needing a shot.
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>>44823482
>gun turrets
>St. Louis

Is it just me or does something seem off here?
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>>44823482
They seem underdressed.
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>>44823481
Well yeah, saying 'this is too dangerous to let happen' is still a rejection. Just not the dramatic declaration of finality that people seem to be thinking it is.
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>>44823237
>The Empire died because after slugging it out with Germany for two bloody rounds, most of which was while the Americans were sitting on their brains, peddling weapons to both damn sides and gleefully declaring, "LALALA NOT MY PROBLEM," there were only 14 villages in the United Kingdom that hadn't had SOMEONE in them die! YOU try running an empire while you're trying to re-build your damn country and recover from a beating like that!

I was going to reply and then I realized that maybe people should chill the fuck out and not pile the fuck on aaaayyyyyy?

AAAYYYYY? ALL OF YOU, AAAAAAY
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>>44823463
More like two older sisters trying to set up their younger dumb bother with one of there friends.

And captcha is drinks, all beer pics...
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>>44823506

BULLSHIT. YOU QUIT YOU FUCKING WING FAG. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE FUCKING THREATS LIKE THAT YOU SHITBAG
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>>44823052
I'm getting you both locked in a room.
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>>44823508
I had boats just a moment ago. Have a shot for me.
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>>44823493
You wouldn't have won the Second World War if not for the Arsenal of Democracy, though.
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>>44823520
Different St. Louis
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>>44823493
>Okay, maybe the weapons thing was incorrect, but America DEFINITELY had an isolationist streak until roughly the end of WW2, you cannot even BEGIN to tell me it didn't!

And look at what acting like the world police has gotten us
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>>44823539
GO KNOCK UP A BATTLESHIP
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>>44823487
Thank you, someone who gets it
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>>44823555
God damn it anon, as you wish.
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>>44823520
You're thinking C-20. The pic is CL-49.
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>>44823536
Close enough.

I think captcha is trying to tell you something, though.

>>44823531
ayy lmao?
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>>44823568
HE CANT SHE WONT EMMIGRATE
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>>44823493
Not even that DURING WW2.

Get your fact straight mate.
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>>44823591
Those shore batteries gotta be installed sometime, right?
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Thread reminder that almost all of the Kagerou class are for lewds.
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>>44823581
Figures.

Tier III shipfu when?
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>>44823493
>but America DEFINITELY had an isolationist streak until roughly the end of WW2, you cannot even BEGIN to tell me it didn't!

>Lend-lease, Destroyers for bases was Isolationist
>Japanese Oil Embargo was isolationist
>Washington Treaty was isolationist
>Repossessing Spain's colonial empire was isolationist

America hasn't been isolationist since the end of the Civil War, no matter what some wold like to think.
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>>44823498
One where you're sort of in a relationship with a giant death machine due to being part of her crew. And her saving your life and shit.

GET YOUR DICK WET IN HER POOP DECK YOU PANSY ASS EXCUSE FOR A MARINE!
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>>44823487
They're smoking straight up denial. They don't want to get into a relationship with Ari, so they deny that there's any attraction at all.
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>>44823591
She doesn't have to emigrate. Just make sure she gives berth on US soil.
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>>44823354
Hate, you really think we would bully Yamato?

I'm wounded
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>>44823630
Your definition of Isolationist seems to be "North Korea"
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>>44823577
You're a good man. Doing two countries proud.
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>>44823617
Erm, anon... she's probably Abyssal. She's from the right era.
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>>44823520
This is the St. Louis you're looking for.

Captcha bananas.
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>>44823498
So you're saying that she's okay with it and you have a threesome going on with the world's most buxom battleships?

Lucky bastard...
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>>44823663
In an industrialised society, it's frankly impossible for it to be any other way. The world became too interconnected long ago.
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Hey, so as a little update to our game, we've just added a new ship to the roster! The USS Jason!

Also, in other news, Tashkent, in her usual Russian fashion, got our captured Abyssal drunk when she force fed it alcohol and she and Vetehinen rode it around like a makeshift jetski, pissing off just about everybody in the fleet.

We are now about to assault Hawaii to rescue it from a massive Abyssal blockade.
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>>44823531
Indeed.
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>>44823652
>gives berth
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>>44823506
>>44823539

Yamato lewds too when?
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>>44823720
We should get the Corgis drunk and see what happens.
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Oh gee, look at the time!
Late as usual, dammit.
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>>44823720
That is amazing.
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I know this ain't her but tell that this pic doesn't look like Pacifics Chicago.


Captcha coffee
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>>44823668
Being Abyssal is more a function of how the ship served during it's operational life and how it's remembered.

I can dream, damn it.

>>44823689
That's more like it.
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Only healthy ships allowed
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>>44823766
Bad Idea Anon, is that you?
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>>44823591
There's one who's already with him.
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>>44823487
Exactly.

There's a hint of attraction and shit but acting on it right now could explode messily for both of them and not in the fun way like with the hooker the Arizona smuggled to california.
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>>44823689
>Dat hip-check of doom

>>44823766
Buddy, you do know what Torpedo Juice is right? Those little fucks could drink half the marines on the base under the table, one after another!
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>>44823647
And on the flipside they think that Settle cares a hell of a lot more about Shoukaku than he actually does
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>>44823766
Getting your dog drunk is hilarious and awesome and everyone should do it at least once.
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>>44823766
That's the thing anon PT crews sustained themselves on alcohol, rage, and insanity.
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>>44823766
DID IT ALREADY
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>>44823720
>USS Jason

>no hockey mask
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>>44823789
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Stack cooking.

I think I spoiler it right.

Captcha is oceans
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>>44823845
>no antiship machete

come on anon
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>>44823810
>There's a hint of attraction
>a hint
Bro Goto had to bail us out after we were so concerned for Ari we trailed off all all dramatic-like something out of a romcon in front of our literal boss, because he knows that exact feel
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>>44823652
This. Hate can get some shore leave and spend time with best battleship.
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>>44823789
>South Dakota literally gave up two of her AA turrets so that she could fit an Admiral inside her

American Kongo confirmed, she literally sacrificed offensive and defensive power for his dick.
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Well, as usual I work on sundays so won't be monitoring this.

A [REDACTED] is fine too, but we really should look into the whole shipslut PTSD treatment thing.
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>>44823766
Sorry, no Corgis in this campaign! We're not running off strict KCQ rules!
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>>44823924
Boatgirl counselling sounds like a good idea.
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>>44823487
At least someone gets it.
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>>44823482
USS St. Louis and USS Helena
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Goddammitplanefaghowmuchlongeryoumakeuswait
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>>44823938
I meant it more as a general idea, but gotcha. Been reading up on yours, victorian shipsluts are best shipsluts.
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Hey guys!
So I was browsing google idly about ol' Higgins, and I found this.
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>>44823988
As long as he pleases.
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>>44823970
It scares me that anon is finally learning in a Planefag quest.
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>>44822459
I dunno, she seemed fine to me.
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>>44823531
Lmao?
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>>44823789
best
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>>44823970
Hey anon, do you know how she died?
>>44824012
Your looking at the wrong girl
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>>44823996
So Settle's ship is a trap?
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>>44823909
She carried Nimitz into Tokyo Bay for the surrender and Halsey out. She even carried both at the same time once.
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>>44823996
Is that a flat-chested girl or a trap?
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>>44824026
Are you implying Essex will be a source of PTSD?

Because I can believe it.
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>>44824019
Bastard! I'm now thinking lewd thoughts about spanking a battleship.
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>>44823992
I know, right?
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>>44823996
>watch
out or he'll shoot you with his gas pump
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>>44824036
>>44824066
It's not gay if it's underway~
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>>44823996
nigger what?

It would be a way to remove the option of a Higgins route though.
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>>44823996
>reverse trap Higgins
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>>44823996
>she even looks yandere

excellent
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Have some Yamato
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>>44823812
I hate to say this, but the whole thing is Trude all over again. Anon wants a girl without issues. I've got news for you: this is a planefag quest, they all have issues.
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>>44823657

'Bully' My dick. You fucks would be trying to get her naked about as fast as she could fucking blink.

>>44823690

I'm not even fucking sure how to respond to that. I very fucking much doubt it though

>>44823765

Fucking never.
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>>44824055
So we have an American Kongou who's into Double Penetration..
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>>44824088
But it's a guy.
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let's just waifu sendai
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>>44824088
>>she
pssst! I think Higgins is a guy you penniless Greek.
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>>44824073
Oy Vey!
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>>44824088
>>she even looks yandere
What, like crazy?
How is that even a look?
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>>44824111
You've got a lot to learn.
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I was thinking that we don't have any tsunderes in our harem. What travesty is this?
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>>44824088
I didn't know your sister modeled for Kancolle
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>>44824110
Triple. The crewmen claim she would have also had McArthur on board and the surrender signed if the Missouri hadn't been also in the fleet.
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>>44824083
>>44824080
>>44824078
>>44824088
>>44824118
>>44824132
I just checked the artist's page, and she seems to be a fan of bishounen ships.
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>>44824088
That doesn't look Yandere to me.

More like bored.
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>>44824142
You doooon't want 'em.
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Here's some Nimitz before I go.
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>>44824093
>>>44823690
>I'm not even fucking sure how to respond to that. I very fucking much doubt it though
You could say: "It's a Hard life, but it's mine"
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>>44824067
yes, yes I am.

source: http://www.combinedfleet.com/Hayashimo-TU-Notes.htm
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>>44824156
And? That doesn't mean things cannot be otherwise.
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>>44824088
What's Essex doing?
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>>44824170
>Naka used subliminal messaging
>Anon has been mind-controlled! Anon will now do Naka's bidding
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>>44824156
That figures....have some morning sexy bedhead Houshou
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>>44824142
Tsunderes are overused and shit though
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>>44824185

Except that's not how that works. That's not how that fucking works at all.
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>>44824170
#Akebono
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>>44824216
OK marine, we know you're gay but for Iowa's sake you can pretend you like pussy ok?
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>>44824170
You don't understand, it's harem law.

We already got the "trap" with Hamp, so we need the tsundere part now. And I don't see Hamp tsun-tsuning any soon.
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>>44824142
We already go our fill of that in SWQ
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>>44824170
>>44824199
naka pls sublimate me
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>>44824170
What do I want?
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>>44824210
Any personality that can be summed up with a single word is shit.
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>>44824216
How does it work, then? Does Iowa take the lead? Or is it Yamato?
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>>44824254
What a girl wants.
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>>44824262
Especially Idol singers.
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>>44824245
It's Ooi. KTKM is just her 'beard' if you will. A distraction to hide her attraction.

I realize I am full of shit and wrong. Don't worry too much about it. Just laugh at me instead.
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>>44824269

I don't fuck Yamato. That's how that works.
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>>44824254
NTR.
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>>44824245
Do you think the new shipgirl is a tsundere on top of being a loud idiot?
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>>44824254
Arizona's approval
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>>44824184

Ehhh fuck it here the Nimitz damage art too.

Captcha is boats...

Where my Alcohol?
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>>44824088
Reverse trap will do.
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>>44824285
So you fuck Iowa?
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>>44824252
I...I don't think you actually know what that word means
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>>44824070
Would it be a slapping sound, or a metallic 'ping'?

>>44824093
I won't deny there are a distinct number of us that want to hold her hand Lieutenant.

Actually, that's a damn good point. What would to even do on a date with a girl like that? The standard cheesy stuff? You marines etc. have it easy; you at least have a little common ground with them.

The most we civvies can do is stare and go, "Holy crap, she's ridiculously pretty and nice and gentle and even-tempered and strong, etc. etc."

Huh, I have issues.
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>>44824205
>>44824189
Well, here's Higgins' older 'brother' while we're at it
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>>44824286
Literally the worst fetish.
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>>44824285
Hey Hate would you be tempted to make a shotgun using two 18 inch naval rifles and then have it fire san shiki shells?
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I know what Kongou wants.
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>>44824289
Understood.
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>>44824285
>I don't fuck Yamato. That's how that works.
You're right; she fucks you.
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>>44824291
I'm joining you
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>>44824288
>I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE JAPAN OR ANYTHING, Y-YOU IDIOT!
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>>44824327
Kongou is purest shipslut.
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>>44824291
>>44824184
Whelp, this artist loves the big guns, eh?
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>>44824311
A ringing ping echoing after the slap as she blushes.
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>>44824339
Oh, I get it! You wanna be our Tsundere?
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>>44824311
Slapping sound.

Buddy of mine toured one of the battleships when he was 13. Knocked on the hull. No ring, just the dull thump of something too thick to resonate from human hands.
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>>44824333
No
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>>44824361
Which Battleship?
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>>44824358
No, she wants to be Harder's
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>>44824361
Well now we know what we'll have to include when Hate and Iowa finally make Marine Landing Craft together.
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>>44824339
Hate leads to the dark side Naka.
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>>44824339
Naka is best tsundere
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>>44824339
>There's only one true Naka
>For Naka's fleet
>I am but a student of Naka
>All in Naka's mind
>BE ONE WITH NAKA
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>>44824325
The Hell with that. An underbarrel attachment for his other gun.

Build the worlds greates Master Key.
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>>44824339
I'm very sorry that you are trapped with people who desperately want to fuck an underage boatgirl.
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>>44824339
But do you hate your adorable Sea Bunny?
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>>44824391
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>>44824365
>tfw Musashi never
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>>44824399
>underage
this word is so meaningless in this situation it's laughable
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>>44824413
part 2
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>>44824379
Missouri or Iowa. I only recall that much because at the time I knew exactly 4 battleship names, and those were the only two American ones.
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>>44824438
Who were the other two?
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>>44824423
Stop being a Debbie Downer.
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>>44824455
Bismark and Yamato.

Bismark I had a model of, and Yamato because I'm a weeb who had good TV when he was little.
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>>44824339
the nipples
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>>44824426
Have hope, anon.
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>>44823482
>raked stacks
But that's a Japanese thing
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>>44824393
>Penny for your thoughts?
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>>44824484
I hear ya

You think Yamato's seen it yet?
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>>44824529
Praise the sun

>>44824515
BRAINWAVE OVERLOAD!
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>>44824529
>SWQ continuation never
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>>44824529
Kotapet detected.
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>>44824531
She has. It was mentioned a while back. I think Hate showed it to her.
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>>44824560
Hey Naka question; Just how embarrassing was this incident?
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>2 hours after OP and zero story posts from planefag
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>>44824601
It's all girls so it's ok. Purest lewds.
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>>44824604
What do you expect? It's Planefag.
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>>44824604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dctocak6Hw
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>>44824604
Shhh, don't remind me. I'm already through two bottles of beer.
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>>44824604
He's busy counting up all the denbts.

>Meanwhile in /tg/.png
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>>44824529
>perrine likes people younger then her
well that explains a lot.
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>>44824601
That's not actually me. Man, am I seriously going to have to pick up a trip to shippost?

As for your question, not as embarrassing as this one.
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>>44824647
Where you you when planefag was kill?
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>>44824306

No fucking comment.

>>44824311

I don't know and it's a nonissue. Never gonna fucking happen.

>>44824325

Not really, Fenrir can already fire those. Kinda like dragon's breath on steroids and speed.

>>44824333

Not fucking really.
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sorry its taking so long, my back is fucking killing me and there's a lot to write

>>44824647

and I swear to god if I see that one more fucking time I'll kill a waifu

see if I fucking don't
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>>44824652
>Wiggle Wiggle
Plsno.webm
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>>44824671
I don't even
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>>44824702
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>>44824702
Alright start by killing....
Goto
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>>44824702
Meh. Go right ahead. I don't particularly care. I like the story, but in a war setting, someone's going to die, and it would add pathos.
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>>44824652
>That guy falling from the window
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>>44824702
Don't tempt them.
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>>44824695
>>>44824306 (You)
>No fucking comment.
What about a Banging comment?
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>>44824736
I hope it's you're waifu.

>>44824702
But it works planefag!

Usually, anyway.
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>>44824739
but Goto is best waifu
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>>44824695
>Fenrir
>It doesn't have active camouflage
>It doesn't have SWBM
0/10 would not fly to liberate Griswall with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_jg7Yshmmw
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>>44824783
>you're

TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS PLANEFAG FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS
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>>44824702
You can start with Naka
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>>44824386
More like Harder's Naka's tsundere and she already got past the tsun.
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>>44824702
Planefag, stahp.
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Here's a thought...what's Settle going to see in Hoppo's eyes?
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>>44824794
Your sick, man.
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>>44824702
That'll just encourage them to do it to spite the waifufags.
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>>44824787
Fucking waste of creds in Infinity that thing was I'll tell you now. All that goddamn grinding was NOT worth it.
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>>44824807
Murder.
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>>44824807
...oh, I see.

Planefag's going to kill Hoppo.
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>>44824807
Cuteness.

She will be one of the many abyssals that we bring to the good side and make our daughterus.
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>>44824817
I see what you mean. The Infinity SWBM is terribly underpowered.

Fairy Nosferatu/Fenrir/FALKEN squadron soon?
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>>44824807
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>>44824702
>and I swear to god if I see that one more fucking time I'll kill a waifu
>see if I fucking don't
The Destructor has done it before, just have her kill the same one again.
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>>44824805
Shigure is not for sexual except for that marine.
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>>44824702
>>44824736
Welp. Here we go, Deme.
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>>44824702
BRING IT ON, FAP ANGEL, BRING IT ON!
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>>44824807
Love, of course.

SERVE
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>>44823996
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>>44824702
Hey everyone, lets play "Drive Planefag Crazy"!

The Nambu had and innovative and unique design
Pearl Harbor was justified by Roosevelt's embargo
If the USA and the USSR had fought each other in 1945, the US would hae gotten its ass kicked
PILLOW FORT
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>>44824844
Maybe, but not Fairys as nearly all of them are not carrier capable.
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>>44824814
>That'll just encourage them to do it to spite the waifufags.

you think I don't know this
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>>44824702
B-but my waifu is the pillowfort.
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>>44824899
Just make sure to kill Arizona.
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>>44824817
Your first mistake was believing any of the 4.5 million credit planes was good
Especially this sack of hot shit
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>>44824814
>>44824899
Maximum salt.
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>>44824807
AMERICA
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>>44824807
A miserable pile of mochi.
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>>44824899
All part of the plan, isn't it?

LET THE SALT FLOW.

>>44824901
Oh, boy. You are in for tears and sorrow, friend.
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>>44824908
...
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>>44824844
>>44824911
I levelled the motherfucking thing up to 7 in the span of the Mobius 1 Tournament and spent easily £200 on fuel just so I could get that fucking Raptor and pray my shiny goyplane would be worth the credits.

You cannot imagine the sense of bottomless, soul-crushing despair I felt when the penny finally dropped that I was never getting my money or all those countless hours wasted back.
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>>44822118
>Hornet has taken to adding sliced pickles to her hamburgers
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>>44824911
>>44824970
>2016
>Not wanting the Nightraven


>>44824888
Ah, you just had to remind me about that!
Welp, at least the Wyvern and Forneus are carrier-capable. FAIRY WYVERN SQUADRON!
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>>44824973
At least she's not adding bacon.
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>>44824973
>not putting pickles on your hamburgers

Shit taste, anon.
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If only Young were here.
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>>44824970
>$200 in fuel
>leveled the X-49 to 7
You were just in it for the SFFS meta, weren't you?
You filthy metashitter
This is your just desserts
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>>44824973
She probably saw Spongebob Squarepants.
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>>44824983
Fenrir, not NR anon
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Thread needs more Shoukaku.
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>>44824886
How many Admirals can we fit in a B-52?

How many B-52s can Naka fit in an Admiral?
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>>44824983
Not when it costs 8 million credits and Infinity only tosses you 20000 a match I don't want that overpriced piece of shit
>6 matches a day at full optimization
>120k/day in credits
Only whales get that shit
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>>44825019
What scale factor? 1:48, 1:72, 1:144?
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>>44825019
At least three shots worth, four tops.

>>44825007
I can care less about the weak SWBM. Hell, just give me the fenrir with the base weapons and a little research on engines and increased weapon loadouts and I'll be fineeeeeee.
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>>44825019
One.
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>>44825012
Everything needs more Shoukaku.

We need to get some American DC seamen into her.
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>>44825019
What orifice?
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>>44825001
Never again man.

Never ever, ever fucking again.
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>>44824983
We'll see, but first I have to finish the Thunderhead thing. It should be done in about a week or so dependant on how much work I have.
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>>44822728
It's true and you know it.
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>>44824805
>heart pupils
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>>44824702
So, considering the back pains.

On a scale of 1 to "Oh God, they're tearing open my ribcage", how would you qualify your pain?
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>>44825093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR-SIn8oCZQ
This is HMS Thunderhead. CUT THE CHATTER!
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>>44825086
You deserve this
Drill that between your ears
You deserve every lost penny
Every tear
Every drop of sweat
You are the reason V2 is still needed
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>>44822133
>Icebergs have been spotted drifting much too far south

Be utterly amazed, for I am going to do something in your days that you would not believe, even if you were told. (Habakkuk 1:5, NIV)

I fear for the Canadians.
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>>44825121

3. dull ache that keeps my mind a-wandering at the worst times
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>>44825047
About 25% alcohal by volume.

>>44825078
Urethra
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>>44825133
Shit's gonna get real.
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>>44825098
Heart pupils are the best.
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>>44825133
>Icebergs have been spotted drifting much too far south
>The Titanic comes back as a shipslut

I'LL NEVER LET GO
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>>44825137
You know what could help planefag? A nice, soft fortlike structure to keep your back supported. Perhaps made of pillows.
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>>44825133
Why? We're building that fucker, I guarantee it.

The biggest worry is some Hockey-concussed lumberjack hoisting too many Molsons and shouting "Ramming Speed" and trying to hip-check an Abyssal.
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>>44825193
Admiral, please draw me wearing this.
Wearing only this.

>>44825133
No it's far worse
Remember Zoids chaotic century where the empire used Icebergs as camouflage for their assault troops?
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>>44825133
How do we sink a carrier made of ice burgs?
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>>44825137
That's actually good. It's unlikely to be something bad.

I advise heat/cold on the affected area (which ever feels best) and rest. Maybe some muscle relaxants or analgesics.

And no pillow forts.

>>44825133
Ah, we've had worse.

>>44825214
This is also likely.
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>>44825172
Those fucking things were meant to be unsinkable. Forty feet thick pykrete! Not even the Iowa's or Yamato's could achieve that.
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>>44825229
Hair dryer?
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>>44825193
It's a civilian ship, though.
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>>44825093
>Fairy Witches 89 X Deme-botes quest
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>>44825229
HEAT RAYS.

Or lasers. Pretty much the same thing.
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Hey Naka I know you're wearing blue right now but maybe you should add white as well.
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>>44824254
Cocks.
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>>44825229
Blow its screws off, crater its flight deck, set up a perimeter to hose down any crew that venture out, wait.
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>>44825281
>I am the pretty soldier of Justice, Sailor Naka!
>In the name of the Shadow Moon, I will punish you~!
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>>44825229
Thermite master race
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>>44825242
>And no pillow forts.

Squad broken.
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>>44825281
Blue and black fits Naka best.
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>>44823124
Which ship is this cutie?
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>>44825291
they had like 20 screws.
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>>44825193
No one know that Titanics had a sister ship, Olympics. That was sank by Germans via U-boat in WW I.

Canadians are still upset over it, but just more upset over sinking our hospital ship.
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>>44825324
>that was sank by the Germans
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>>44825214
Why did I laugh.
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>>44825303
That's Junko, the final boss from Touhou 15: Legend of Lunatic Kingdom.
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>>44825324
Brittanic was sunk by either a U-boat or a mine.

Olympic dodged torpedoes, then rammed and sank the ship that tried to sink her.
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>>44825255
Maybe not. Plane stuff might not even happen.
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>>44824702
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>>44825299
For an entire ice burg?
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Soon.
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>>44825324
>>44825340

Sorry, my bad. This anon is right.
>>44825351
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>>44825341
Because, considering Canadians, it does make some amount of sense.
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I just remembered something.

During the US civil war both sides fought hard on the Rivers and built a shit ton of river going warships like the picture. They were use for everything from fighting, and dear lord was there a lot, to SHORE BOMBARDMENT.

Do you know what happen to them?

The three S's, SCRAP, SUNK, OR, SCUTTLED.

And to add insult to injury how many people do you think know about these things?

Not a lot
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>>44824997
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This thread is lacking best idolboat...Nuinui!
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>>44825400
Please don't make us go down that path again. We had enough of it from the excommunicated fluff
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>450+ posts
>Over two hours
>Just the OP

LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
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>>44825351
Now that's a civilian shipgirl we need.

Shoot at me will you? Fisticuffs it shall be. Have at you, sir!

At which point her Canada flares up and she goes for the jersey.
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>>44825427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFks9A9TCF0
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>>44825411
>>44822459
got you covered
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>>44825376
I like the way you think, anon.
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>>44825432
In the finest Canadian tradition.

It's that or unleashing the Grizzly bears.
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>>44825432
She was a troopship that had been given cannons as well. She rescued the crew of one of the British battleships, Invincible I think, when it sank in 1915.
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>>44825427
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