Rolled 50 (1d100)
Last time you severely screwed over the poor and helpless Vek. You THOUGHT you were doing him a favor with getting him a girlfriend and some treasures. Who would of thought that the crit fail for once wouldn't effect you? So Vek is otherwise occupied and out of desperation you turned to your lover for those plans of hers...no really you totally did.
Its not like you want to get them out of the way because Vek is otherwise occupied and your plans sorta failed massively. You kinda doubt Vek is ever gonna forgive you for this...and your not entirely looking forward to what he will come up with for the sake of payback.
Alas your lover apparently was caught offguard by the sudden request and muttered about moving in and having a wild time...
Turned out all she had planned was moving you in after swapping out the bed for a smaller one and moving other stuff around to make room for your stuff. Apparently the rest of it she has to wait for Vek for some reason.
This gives you a bad feeling...
Rolled 15 (1d100)
Anyway last thread: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44589563/
Sorry about missing Tuesday as I was moving and the internet is fucking god awful here. Like goddamn...so if i mysteriously vanish just blame the internet here. Chances are you will be correct in that assumption.
Rolled 30 (1d100)
While waiting on the other players to arrive, I kind of want to observe just what unholy hell we unleashed on Vek.
It's not every day you get to see TWO dungeons interacting. So, you know, let's sit and watch.
Rolled 75 (1d100)
Heh, I am curious to see what that's like. I'll back it
Well, I'm not sure if the Scythe is ready yet but I'm not ready to ask Vek for it yet.
We need a good secondary weapon because as shown our fists aren't exactly able to suffice a lack of a sword.
I was thinking we get the Scythe from Vek while it's as of yet unfinished, then give it to the Dawrf hellforger to make it proper (and probably faster).
Dunno how we're going to pay her what with being shit broke, I think we did get some looted stuff from the raid through the Legendary Labrynth though.
Besides the flowers and the legendary dungeon herself, did we get any good shit from the raid with our GF last thread?
Rolled 85 (1d100)
You decided you wanted to watch the unholy hell you just unleashed on Vek...problem was you weren't sure how you could do that exactly. So you gave in and asked Nova. She told you only something like a dungeon keeper could manage it, but seeing your dishearten expression. She agreed to take you there. So with a sudden whoof of strange energies you found yourself...somewhere else yet nowhere. This strange place you could see no feel two types of energies pervading the place. One of which was much smaller and so much weaker then the other as it was being overwhelmed. Yet somehow it was hanging on...it was interacting with each other. The crackling of the energies and the cracking of space itself before its might was incrediable. You could feel yourself getting utterly pervaded in such peculiar power. It made you sick...but for Nova it made her shine with a brilliant light and a joyous smile as well as a twinkle in her eye indicated it was very pleasant for her.
Even as sudden bursts and pops of powerful explosions flung you around she kept still before speaking. Suddenly an area of calm formed around her and was a useful refuge for yourself. She however would walk out of it and into the chaos of swirling energies outside.
Despite being in the barrier area of calm you could steel feel the whum of such energies. You could also hear strange voices and whispers that spoke of much secrets, powers, and desires. Luckily though they were heavily dampened and you felt attraction to their sayings.
It took you a little while but eventually you realized this was the space where Vek was...and where she took you that one time when she was managing the dungeon's development. You only realized it when you saw Vek's apparatus being blasted from all directions with unbelievably potent energies you both were located in the area. The whirring and whumming of the energies being blasted everywhere was insane.
Rolled 54 (1d100)
Nova however strode outside into the worst of it seemingly enjoying the experience. Her presence however caused some fluctuations to suddenly appear and as she made the gesture of grabbing something. Suddenly a vortex appeared and she spoke.
When she spoke sudden stillness appeared as the sudden area of chaos became a still void instead of the previous mass of chaos. Just as things suddenly and finally seemed to calm down a massive pulse of energy appeared as the vortex collapsed. As it passed through it caused everything to shudder and the barrier you were hiding behind collapsed. Just as things appeared to be normal finally(at least compared to the last time you came here). You suddenly felt no heard a cracking sound as if several realities were being torn apart and forcefully smashed together. After that though things finally settled down as Nova skipped on back over to you and slapped you on the back saying you would get used to it eventually...
You do not in fact believe her whatsoever.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
So, vek probably isn't going to work on our weapon with any enthusiasm.
Thing is we JUST found the perfect Crazy Dwarf who also happens to be a hell forger.
Problem is we're piss broke. Also our compass fails us in finding things that a 1) crazy 2) dwarf 3) female would like.
Boo, Nova. . .for some reason I can't help but feel bandits are supposed to know a little bit about crazy or mad people. You wouldn't happen to have any ideas on how I can find sometihng to pay her with to make my weapon instead of Vek? He's going to be busy for a bit. . .
>Ask the new dungeon too if she isn't pre-occupied. She has a Ice Hell after all and maybe a few others
Rolled 12 (1d100)
We could use some better hand to hand skills, as shown by how we weren't really able to give a dent to whatever that elite boss monster was.
Use our Power Gloves and train in the fisting skills we know as well as the boots. Have Nova wear her armor. We need to learn how to punch weak spots and joints in armor so in case we experience that kind of situation again we aren't entirely useless.
Wait. . .what?
I thought you meant "mis-archived" as in failed to be archived before the thread 404's like it tends to do.
>Looks up Suptg
>See's this archived as a completely WRONG thread
>"Digimang Quest #7"
Oh fuck, that's what you meant
Rolled 83 (1d100)
Any good places to get money and raw materials? I mean, we can go dungeon running again but without our weapon we're at a disadvantage.
Or not. We DO have our power fists.
>Training - more FISTING
>Dungeon Run - more GRINDING
Suggest to Nova we train together. We should improve our unarmed skills together. In case we ever meet that situation. We could even train against her armor because we were unable to make a dent on an armored Elite Boss last time.
Also I'd like to grind and gather some money and raw materials too.
Rolled 79 (1d100)
"Eh robbery...as fer raw materials that would obviously depend on whatchu is looken for."
Nova takes up your offer for training. Which results in you finding out her armor is tough as shit and hits hard. Luckily its rather dim without her inside of it unfortunately this doesn't mean it don't know how to fight because it does and very well at that. As for Nova's unarmed skills they are notably lacking compared to when she has a weapon in hand. Sadly she makes up for this with power, speed, and endurance. Apparently Vek REALLY wasn't kidding when he claimed that she was being specially prepared with special goodies to help cultivate herself. She hits much harder then her body would indicate and not all of it is due to magical enhancing.
Fighting her inside the armor was the worst. As she started to hit even harder, become harder to harm, and her abilities were even further enhanced as the two worked in unison. I was sorta like fighting two people at once if they were sharing the same body. She could even duel wield with ease when she was in her armor. While outside it she never bothered to do so.
Rolled 65 (1d100)
"Oh her yeah I remember her. She likes the illegal and frowned upon materials. Like Dark Metals, demonic materials, and such stuff kinda like that, Watch out though that bitch is crazy," warns Boo.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
"How am I suppose to know? They don't exactly go around advertising where to find that sorta stuff you know. I mean I stumbled upon a little bit over time. According to the Boss though you can find that sorta stuff in certain dungeons. Alas those dungeons tend to be especially frowned upon so only the especially nasty and strong ones are able to stick around. Otherwise I don't know maybe make a trip to hell or something of that environment where you can find those sorta goods."
Rolled 18 (1d100)
"Well. . .I do know of a place. The Legendary Dungeon has one.
I think my compass marker can bring me back. Thing is it's a bad idea to go there alone, much less without a weapon.
Or. . .we can cut to the chase and ask the Legendary Dungeon herself"
>Ask the Legendary Labrynth if we can go get some hellish gifts for a hellish dwarf. A small request for leading her to Vek
A weapon would be nice too if it isn't too much to ask
Rolled 50 (1d100)
When it comes to biggest and meanest mushrooms. Only one comes to mind that exists in Vek's Dungeon. The legendary and infamous Corpse Crowned Mushroom. A vile fungi that infests corpses with its spores forcefully animating them to protect itself. The rot and decay meanwhile serves to feed its growth as it continues to expand. The corpse crown shroom that you know about is located in the mass graveyard where Nova and her troops dump bodies at. Place is entirely overrun with shroom zombies and its why you had previously avoided the place. That shroom garden is the place to be for your search and its best to go now before it transforms into a shroom forest. The corpse crown mushroom is something even you knew about and heard from at the adventuring academy. It feeds upon rot and necrotic energy. It relies upon zombification to spread its spores and to nurture new outbreaks of itself all the while using it as another form of protection. As it grows it will even start to attract undead to itself and acquire further special abilities. Mature corpse crowned mushrooms are extremely dangerous to the living and even the undead due to its spores eating away at them. Not even the dead are safe from its touch.
So you sneaked and fought your way through the corpse laden mass graveyard of a mushroom garden to the biggest mushroom that you could find. One that just so happened to be pulsating with necrotic energies and when you unleashed the demonic dead skill. Suddenly an explosion of energy emerged from it and nearly knocked you unconscious. Instead it merely sent you flying as the energies clashed and the explosion wore off...revealing a strange crater radiating demonic energies.
At first you thought it was a failure until you saw 'something' grasp its way out. That and seeing a bunch of spores and broken dead parts go flying inside the crater. Eventually that something emerged from the crater and howled as energies clashed together within itself.
Rolled 35 (1d100)
That something looked like a horrid amalgamation of different broken body parts into one mass, wearing a mushroom crown, and coursing with unnatural energies that continued to twist its very being. When it saw you however it roared and you could feel the choker you were wearing suddenly turn icy. That was when it proceeded to head towards you.
Right when it was nearly upon you however it suddenly halted and your ring that was given to you by Nova suddenly felt like it was burning hot. It however no longer seemed to be hostile even as the hostiles continued to battle inside itself and further twist its form.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
Wow. That was actually pretty cool.
There are a lot of stuff in Vek's dungeon we seem to have just not noticed until now. Like this undead place.
Let's just keep on exploring, maybe while Vek's guard is down we'll find even more cool stuff!
Rolled 37 (1d100)
Seem so. Possibly.
Fuck me. I swear there is ALWAYS a crit in the first few dozen posts or so...
Guess there goes the rest of Vek's stash and secrets. Poor guy now you really ARE gonna rob the poor guy blind.
Also i think its official. He is gonna REALLY hate you forever and ever now.
Also I fucking hate my internet here. Its a goddamn nightmare trying to get a post through or internet browsing in general.
This wouldn't have happened if Vek just got off on the right foot and took our deal!
All it took was for him to give us something nice every time he wanted us to loosen up Nova.
Now he can have fun loosening the Legendary Labrynth.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
Wouldn't it be funny if Vek were relying on one last trump card to keep the other dungeon from completely dominating him Nova style
And we took it right when he could have used it?
Rolled 14 (1d100)
...crap a 100 on explore. Too bad for you there are places you cannot reach do to being too weak still. Alas you DID find those secret areas...
There were in fact three of them. One of which was stuffed to the brim with extremely valuable and unique treasures. A 'treasury' so to speak. Another hidden zone was crawling with very magical, rare, and unique fungi. While another was using bugs instead and yet another appeared to be plants were being prepared. The other two were oddly bare except one held a goblin settlement. Clearly Vek must have something planned for the empty ones...
Outside the hidden area and disguised passages. Of which were clearly the cave 'secret'(but fake) passages that you found led to nothing but trouble. The REAL ones which your girlfriend used looked exactly like the ordinary ones...except what they led to wasn't so and they had legit short cuts.
Outside of the hidden areas that you were able to access thanks to figuring out the 'real' secret passages. You have discovered that the dungeon has expanded BIG TIME since the last time you came through. But somehow even worse was your exploratory options were limited thanks to the much stronger creatures and new changes. What you could safely explore was rather limited. The magical and giant bugs as well as fungi caused you endless problems.
The second layer meanwhile that you went down to was a strange mixture of plants. Go too far in one direction it becomes jungle or forest and even plains. Sometimes the temperature will also wildly change and there are steams as well as pools of water scattered all around. Sometimes creating marshes but regardless the place is entirely overrun with plants. Much of which would appear to be common ones and the only things you found down there were bugs and some goblins for some reason.
Another secret you found was a third layer was under construction. What it will turn out to be you don't know. As it was rippling with powerful energies.
Rolled 13 (1d100)
To the treasury! WEAPONS!
We need a weapon because we need a freaking weapon while waiting on Vek to finish ours.
hopefully he still will, eventually. or at least to raid the Legendary Labrynth and get the materials and then get our scythe back to give to the dwarf along with gifts.
>Raid the treasury for weapons and/or armor
Rolled 47 (1d100)
I believe it was mentioned we couldn't go there yet as we are too weak, but knew of their existence.
Go and kill monsters and shit with the mushroom guy. Because it's fucking cool and I want to see what it can do
Rolled 39 (1d100)
You went out to kill some monsters which were the typical bugs and fungi. The mushroom monster as it turned out fucking WRECKS other fungi and bugs quickly fall before it under a hail of spores...only to pick themselves up under its command. Soon there was an entire troop of spored zombie bugs following behind the demonic mushroomed undead monster. Meanwhile it just eerily creaks and stomps behind you. Honestly kind of creepy especially with this whole undead demonic shroom monster vibe it has going on. Your not even sure what the hell the damned thing is even called...on the plus side it doesn't have the desire to kill you and even follows you around without question.
Hah, we ourselves are too weak to raid Vek's hidden stash.
And yet, this creature might be the key. Maybe while he's distracted we go for that treasury?
Or we go see what else we can loot.
"Nova check out my latest follower! What do you think we can do with it?
You know, what with the Legendary Labrynth also here focusing on Vek would that make it easier to raid?"
I have the vaguest theory that we really DO carry out vendetta's against those who threaten those we care for.
And that, despite us knowing we killed our comrades for our Love. . .we also gave commupance for Vek making us kill them in the first place. Unintentionally or otherwise.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
Remind me to name next thread 'I hate my internet edition.
You decide to further push your luck...by going after Vek's Treasury. You figure that the big guy aught to give you a chance to get in. So you headed that way and sure enough the big bastard successfully breaksthrough the doors. There stood the treasury. Full of items, goods, treasures, money, and more. Alas that was when the self defense mechanism suddenly kicked in. Guardians started to arise from those treasures and advanced. Weapons and other items started to fly. While armors got up, armed themselves, and approached.
Rolled 17 (1d100)
For once, I have to agree.
Speed loot a weapon, any weapon, preferably something like a mace or a bludgeon and have Shroombro and Shadow cover us. WE NEED A WEAPON!
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>These terrible rolls
You attempt to use shroombro as a distraction. Which doesn't work nearly as well as you had hoped. This may be due to be severely overwhelmed but still. Goddamn it.
While you attempted to loot you didn't get very far before the guardians showed up...or just animated from the treasures you just picked up or you know burst from them when you tried to loot them in the first place.
Seems like you REALLY kicked the hornets nest this time. Maybe Vek finally wised up?
Rolled 31 (1d100)
Let's try something new.
We want to capture these treasures, not destroy them. But we can't do them while they're attacking.
Use Desecrate Dead on the zombie followers, we need a POWER BOOST!
Using the newfound power, bring out the Capture Chain.
To the shadows! Give Shadowbro one end of the chain and we hold the other, and the both of us start Shadow Stepping and Speed Looting around the hostile armors and weapons, and then with the Capture Chain start wrangling and tying them up.
Use Shadow Strike to tie em up twice just to be safe. We want the loot, we'll have to tame it ourselves!
Rolled 33 (1d100)
that is...actually really smart. Even with average roll results will be good.
Fuck this internet though. Goddamn it can't wait to get the old one back online.
Desecrate dead activated. You have received a power up. Sadly considering how they were already animated and desecrated the benefits were minimal.
Afterwards you brought out the capture chain and gave one end to the shadowbro. After that you both proceeded to start shadowstepping and speed looting in unison to wrangle, capture, as well as tie up the loot that were resisting. You even included a shadow strike to tie them up twice and in a hidden way. Good thing too considering a number of them would of otherwise avoided it or broken free without. Even so some of the treasures were powerful enough to escape it or weren't caught in the first place.
Even so you were able to successfully disable a a chunk or two of them.
We tested ourselves and won. Let's go find nova.
I think we need to ask the book, nova, or some other kind of specialist about wtf shroombro is the mechanics behind his skills, and how to best use them in unison with our skills.
Also any limitations he may have that may not be abundantly clear. He does fit the team with us and shadow bro.
If possible to nova "hey look what i made"
Gj guys! We lrn2raid!
Rolled 83 (1d100)
Wait, I have a better idea!
>Take the loot we just done looted to a safe place while still chained up
>Also any other loot we can get LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD
>Go to a safe place and use the book and our demonic powers to BIND all the living loot to us!
>Also catalog exactly what kind of loots we looted
Why settle for regular loot when we have loot right here that can FIGHT for us!
I also have some ideas after seeing ohw well we did with the chain
I actually made a pic of my idea. Something that will make good use of the chains after we discovered today. It's less the style first, and more the equipment idea.
Also make something to help us keep track on the weapon progress.
I also had an idea for a necrotic-demonic poison shroud.
This should make us much more effective at killing stuff in between chains bringing them down to ground, poison clouds choking them, and then we move in for the kill.
I gather you mean only the weapons and equipment to be bound to the book?
Also we should check what kind of loot we got first, before binding them into the book or whatever. No need to do that to gold or jewlery.
As for the plague shroud, that was my endgame intent for the mushroom man. He should provide passive debuffs in the form of spores/draining and it seems the added benefit of being able to turn the fallen... He should be exelent at slowing and weakening powerful foes.