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Who was the most autistic primarch and why was it this fuck?

>obsessive research on ancient secrets and shit
>psychic powerhouse, second only to the Emperor himself in sheer powerlevel
>knew Chaos was bad shit but dabbled in it anyway, for reasons
>made conscious, informed decision to do the one thing the Emperor specifically told him to never do, ever
>thing for Ancient Egypt, possibly a remnant of sperging over Yugioh in his youth
>no fashion sense (tittytusks? really?)
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>>44761454
>autistic

I bet you banepost you stupid motherfucker.
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>>44761454
>autistic
>Inability to communicate and understand/predict the behavior of others leads to a destruction of impossibly convoluted plan/fanfic about perfect world and left him state of totally nonverbal catatonia
Don't you mean the emperor?
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>>44761531
>Barber: how you want your head f.a.m.
>You: just heat my shit up
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>>44761724
>I repeat shit ad nauseam because Im too fucking stupid
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>>44761713
>rendered vegetative and placed on psychic life support after a battle to the death with his favored son turned arch-heretic
>HURRDURR MUST BE AUTISM
I want this meme to fucking die already.
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>>44761776
>uninitiated hothead/janitor detected
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1) This word has gotten so out of hand
2) It's undeniably Perturabo.
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>>44761713
>The Emperor is autistic
I want this meme to end but this meme is pointless as trying to convince people the truth. Nothing matters as long as models are sold.
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>>44761882
>Damage control

What next faggot? What the fuck else are you gonna copypaste from your meme folder you retarded fuck? A "U mad bro?" or something else?
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>>44761962
Being a bitter asshole isn't autism, anon. It's being a bitter asshole.
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>>44761964
It's not so much the vegetative state as the fact that all he needed to do to make his plans succeed and not devolve into a hellish antithesis of everything he ever wanted was to talk to his children and understand basic human emotional needs/behavior.
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>>44762026
calm now anon, now is not the time for butt hurt. that comes later
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I>>44762114
Meant to reply to >>44761803
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>>44762026
>What next faggot? What the fuck else are you gonna copypaste from your meme folder you retarded fuck? A "U mad bro?" or something else?

OF COURSHE!
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>>44762109
He had piss poor social skills, excellent understandings of mathematics and engineering, and would RAGE over minor verbal exchanges.
If we're gonna insist on using a meme word to describe fictional characters, I'm taking it all the way.
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>>44762115
>Im so retarded I'll copypaste this line from this movie, so fucking funny!

If you fucks call others "reddit" than you totally lack self-awareness, how about you fuck off back to /tv/ where you can validate your retardation.
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>>44762176
Anon. It's time to let go.
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>>44762145
Did you actually save that shit? Do you like thumbnails or something?
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>>44762165
>He had piss poor social skills, excellent understandings of mathematics and engineering, and would RAGE over minor verbal exchanges.
So, your average STEMcuck?
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>>44762176
pic related

>>44762211
it's for trolling purposes
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>>44762223
In my experience, sure.
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>>44762234
>it's for trolling purposes

You were only pretending to be retarded? That makes it so much better! Oh no wait, it doesnt! BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED.
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>>44762026
Hey. I'm not actually part of this thread, I was just scrolling down the main page when I saw you getting angry and people calling you a hothead and baneposting so I decided to join in
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>>44762286
THE FIRE RISES
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>>44762264
>reading this thread
>seeing this nigga lose his mind over memes
>mfw
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>>44762319
>>44762286

Absolutely ebin! So many memes! Funny stuff guys, Im laughing my ass off in here with your clever copy-pasting, so fucking funny.

THE MEMES!
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>>44762351
you mad because I'm memeing on you bro?
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Mods, mind killing this thread out of the kindness of your hearts?
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>>44762367
>U mad bro? u mad!

Thats it? Thats all you have you fucking mongrel? Did I offend you for insulting your memes you fucking animal?

Serious question, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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We could have had a serious discussion about the primarchs' mental issues, instead we got Baneposting fuckery. Nice going /tg/.
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>>44762421
It's literally two guys.
And to be honest, it's kinda funny.
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>>44762399
Anon, calm down. Please. It isn't healthy.
>>44762421
>serious discussion about the Primarchs' mental issues
Boring. We've had so many of discussions of them it isn't even interesting anymore.
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>>44762394
YES, THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

>>44762399
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR PLAN
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>>44762421
Credit this hothead:
>>44761531
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>>44762468
Okay, a non-serious discussion about it, then.
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classic bane
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>>44762535
We could discuss which Primarch had the best armor and weapons, or what music they would listen to.
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>>44762535
Regarding Dorn's masochism, did he have an erection throughout the Iron Cage, yes or no?
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>>44762572
Curze listens to goth metal
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>>44762608
He's a big emo
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>>44762572
Magnus loves progressive rock.
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>>44762586
He only faps to walls.
>>44762608
Pretty easy. Lorgar listens to some twisted gospel dedicated to the Chaos Gods.
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>>44762623
Nah, that's Corax
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>>44762680
f-for you
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>>44762680
Corvus was only emo after the Dropsite Massacre. He was just the pale quiet guy who could turn invisible if he wanted.
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>>44762572
Fulgrim claims he listens to orchestral symphonies, but all his folders are full of meticulously organized and tagged EDM.
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>>44762109
>You don’t know the things I dream. No one does, no one ever cared enough to find out.

I feel so bad for Perturabo. He'd probably have stayed loyal if he only got some positive attention.
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>>44762764
Oh look. It's the "I don't know what loyalty is" guy.
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>>44762764
that's why I was arguing in an earlier thread that if he would have been made warmaster (which he was suited for, at least from the military perspective) a whole lot of trouble could have been avoided
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>>44762817
>oh look it's the "I like to argue semantics on the internet" hothead
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>>44762855
>I like loosely defining words to justify my fanboy fantasies
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>>44762855
Does it make you feel like a big guy to defend a traitor?
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>>44762750
I imagine he does listen to symphonies from time to time, but ever since the Heresy the music sounds horrible to the sane. Everything about the music is exessive one way or another, and only a Slaaneshi could like it.
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>>44762881
I don't even like Perturabo you anal astronaut, I'm neutral on him. I see his flaws but also recognize what makes him a good candidate for warmaster.
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>>44762967
Daily reminder that even Horus thought Sanguinius would have made a better Warmaster.
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>>44762938
I'm a Russfag
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>>44762967
I vehemently disagree with you, but okay.
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>>44762982
I love Sanguinius and all, but Horus' judgement on what's best for the Imperium isn't worth a damn. Stop bringing this up.
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>>44762572
Lion - power metal
Fulgrim - Japanese techno
Perturabo - METAL
Jaghatai Khan - speed metal
Leman Russ - Viking metal
Dorn - dad rock
Konrad Curze - anything goth
Sanguinius - metalcore??
Ferrus Manus - something electronic
Angron - ALSO METAL
Rowbutt Gillyman - classic rock
Mortarion - doom metal
Swagnus the Rad - prog rock
Horus - black metal
Lorgar - weird Chaos-worshipping gospel
Vulkan - hip hop
Corvus Corax - emo
Alpharius Omegon - who fucking knows
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>>44762351
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>>44763313
Alpharius/Omegon like(s) Ghost and The Residents.
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>>44761454
Russ who taught you to type? Go wolf you wolfy wolf or something
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>>44762631
Coheed & Cambria?
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>>44763313
Im pretty sure Sanguinius would be the guy who genuinely enjoys whatever anyone else reccomends him
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>>44763622
Probably King Crimson!
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>>44763313
>Vulkan - hip hop

Really? He's a blacksmith warrior who wrestles what amounts to dragons and you go with that. Come on.
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>Bane is so Big it has transcended boards and time
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SHAMAN PAVEL I'M C.A.V.E.
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>>44763313
Lion's monster-hunting mix is clearly knightly chanting and recitation of oaths.
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>>44761803

Lack of reading comprehension is a sign of autism
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>>44763313
Rowboat Gorrilaman is the type of wiener that would listen to christian rock
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>>44762223
t. Phd in woman studies with a minor in black history.
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Why are you all bumping this awful thread instead of not taking the bait?
/tg/ truly is the easiest board to troll.
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>>44762264
calm down bro it's just a meme haha chill

[meme]are you mad?[/meme]
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>>44768514

Because it's entertaining and there aren't any football games on today. Watching spergs bicker over memery helps pass the time.
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>>44761454
Jesus, do we need a new one of these threads EVERY fucking day?
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>>44768514
>Trolling is now acting like a retard

How sad.
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(chuckles) This is funny I don't care what anyone says.
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>>44763313
this is terrible.
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>>44761531
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>>44762026
JUST FUCK MY THREAD UP SENPAI
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>>44763694
severely underrated post
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>>44763313
Pleb
Lion - Doom
Fulgrim - Glam
Perturabo - Classic Heavy
Khan - Speed
Russ - Folk
Dorn - Autistic elitism
Curze - Emo
Sanguinis - Symphonic
Manus - Again, Heavy
Angron - Thrash/Death Metal
Rowboat - Progressive
Mortarion - Goregrind
The Book worm - Cristal cut precise djent
Horus - Black
Lorgar - Ghost
Vulkan - MeloDeath
Corax - Sludge maybe
Alpha Omega - Probably Metalcore
Nice autistic idea
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I'd expect Russ to have Manowar's King of Kings on a loop on his flagship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDaLLTXKKvE
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>>44761454
>Who was my least favourite primarch and why was it this fuck?
Because you don't like him?
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>>44762211
>Giving him a chance to pretend hes not a newfag

Hes new and pretending hes not despite saving a bunch of stuff as thumbnails.
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>>44762234
Youre new and got called out, good try to cover it up though some other newfags bought it.
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Every fucking day with these threads
"Who was most autistic Primarch and why was it _____"
Shittest bait ever.
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>>44763821

It has a rhythm and you can hammer to it. Why not?
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>>44773445

Nah, the Gods of War album Probably some Seven Nations and Heather Alexander too.
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>>44761454
hey back off.
I liked him in the text-to-speech-device show.
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>>44762817
Oh look. It's the "I don't understand what the word "if" means" guy.
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>>44773228
a person this versed in different kinds of metal music shouldn't point fingers at autists.
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>>44762817
Did someone say LOYALTY?
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>>44775103
>Am I funny yet guys?
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>>44763821
Yes really, because he's a super nigger
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>>44773622
what the fuck are you talking about hothead?
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>>44763821
So, rap metal?
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>>44773541
OP here, Magnus is actually one of my favorites. I'm just stating the facts.
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