AMA

>>44755434
how many cocks do you suck daily?

>>44755434
Am I Alpharius?

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Why won't you free Palestine?

>>44755434
How does one Alpharius tell himself apart from another Alpharius? Since every legionarie in the Alpha Legion is Alpharius, how would you pick one Alpharius out from the rest of the Alphariuses? They're all Alpharius, they all look like Alpharius and they all sound like Alpharius, so how would you know which Alpharius you were talking to? Is this Alpharius the one who saved your life that one time, or was that the other Alpharius that just passed?

Alpharius Alpharius Alpharius

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>>44755434
No you're not, I'm Alpharius.

>>44755434
>>44755760
my Lord alpharius i'm here to give orders for you to carry out for me alpharius

>>44755760

Don't listen to this guy, I am Alpharius.

>>44755520

Yes, I am Alpharius.

>>44755688

There's no need to tell anything because Alpharius is me.

>>44755829

>>44755434
>posts a pic of guilliman
>newfags fall for it
nice troll, op. I am Alpharius

>>44755898
if that was gulliman he would be ultra punching his face

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>>44755434
How many times do I have to kill you before you stay dead?

>>44756008
Shut up, Alpharius. I thought Rowboat killed you.

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Greetings primarch, what's going on in this thread?

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>>44755434
How do you manage to infiltrate legions like the World eaters without getting caught out?

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>>44756676
Just wear a big blonde wig and pretend you have a Danish accent. It worked for me whenever I wanted to pretend I was stupid.

Please notice me Alpharius-senpai.

>>44756385
could the based ravens loot a primarch?
like could they steal angron and keep him as a mascot?

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>>44757064
No, that level of power-gifting can only be achieved by Trazyn 'Mr. Steal-Yo-Archeotech' the Infinite

>>44757282
>bloodraven won't loot his tombworld
where did this blood magpie meme come from anyway?

>>44757302
Dawn of War, where they have weargear that no chapter should have, including

>Adeptus Custodes Power Armor
>Fulgrims Forge Breaker
>Thunder Hammer of a former High Marshal of the Black Templars
>Ultramarine Artificer Bolter used in numerous crusades and wielded by Calgar himself
>Armor of an Alpha Legion marine taken from the tatarus campaign
>Custodes Bolter
>Teleporter that is older than the entire chapter, dating back to the great Crusade

>>44757636
>custodes power armor
>custodes bolter
everything else I can understand that cyrus acquired when no one was looking on the deathwatch gig or other chapters giving them as thanks, including a teleporter.
but how do they even get custodes wargear?

>>44757742
that's just it man

when they say 'gift' they really mean take everything that isn't bolted down, and bring out the bolt cutters for the things that are. they stole Fulgrims Forgebreaker, the hammer that he made to beat vulkan in a forging contest.

they are the master theives

>>44757636
>>44757742
I'm almost certain the writers realised how daft the wargear was getting halfway through development, but decided to just keep going anyway.

>>44757798
so why aren't they used to recover all the STCs?
I mean gabe is a chill guy, he would share some things.
I bet if they had their hands on the disease killing STC, it would have been alright.

>>44757866
because it doesn't benefit the chapter. everything that they take is about finding out about their past.

>>44757908
>start searching for STCs
>maybe one of them will be a time machine
>within 1 year imperium recovers massive amounts of tech.
>captain boreale and his dome are immortalized in the imperium.

>>44757990
>yfw Ordo Chronos are actually Blood Ravens who stole a Time Machine from the Necrons and went back in time
>yfw the Inquisition covers it up and pretends it was a sanctified Inquisition mission
>yfw the Inquisition can't do anything about it and hopes the Blood Ravens don't discover they're Thousand Sons successors
>yfw the Blood Ravens Time Squad don't even think about going back that far, they just use their Time Machine for wacky adventures ala Lupin III, where Inspector Zenigata is a Necron Cryptek of the Inter'pol Dynasty trying to catch them

>>44757742
Exactly

>>44758106
>bloodravens are using their looted time machine to acquire fatter loots.
well, now we know what dawn of war 3 will be all about.
captain hairgel returning and saving the imperium by going back in time

>>44758187
huh, pretty sure its relic and it's wacky unit descriptions.
they even do that in CoH2.
>>44758106

>yfw Ordo Chronos are actually Blood Ravens who stole a Time Machine from the Necrons and went back in time
>yfw the Inquisition covers it up and pretends it was a sanctified Inquisition mission
>yfw the Inquisition can't do anything about it and hopes the Blood Ravens don't discover they're Thousand Sons successors
this would make a nice story desu

>>44758198
>yfw Hairgel wasn't in DoW2 Retribution because on his way to do a penance crusade, he entered a Warp Storm which sent him back in time into the Ordo Chronos experiment which sent him further back in time
>he now has to fight his way back to the future
>he turns out to be the Custodes who attacked Horus on the Vengeful Spirit

>>44757849
Oh, definitely. Most of the item descriptions include stuff about how everybody else is wondering how they got it all.
My favorite goes something like, "this weapon was given to the Blood Ravens by the Space Wolves, in a traditional exchange of gifts. The Space Wolves have no record of such an exchange, and have requested the weapon returned many times."

>>44758446
its the blood angels or the dark angels.
>>44758312
seems perfectly logical to me.

>>44758509
I think it would be a pretty heart-felt story, obviously GW would never do it (unless somehow the Warp Storm shits Hairgel out in another 40k universe, since Space Marine was also an alternate universe, which explains why the lore isn't right and some weapons in the game don't exist) but it'd be a cool story. Hairgel goes back, somehow gets into the Custodes (maybe he loses his armour and gets some) or steals their armour, then realises he's gone up to the Vengeful Spirit and knows he has to sacrifice himself to make the Emperor see Horus is beyond saving.

>>44755434
Why did you listen to a bunch of xeno?

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Am I Alpharius?