Your last character is now in love with you, how bad is this?

Weird, we're both straight dudes and he's a grizzled alcoholic

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21 year old tanned female blacksmith with a pixie cut, well toned standing at 1.6m

Yes
Oh lord yes

Pros:
Obtain proof that robots can actually love.

Cons:
Inevitable death by robot.

>>44748978
A giant mute armored warrior with a sniveling butler.

Except the butler is the actual character, and the warrior is just a ghostly summon pretending to be the actual character.

I don't feel like I'd do well with a person that can't even be honest about their own name.

>lizard warrior who's only female due to the now dead alchemist having pranked him
I belive the word is scaroused

>Gangrel ecoterrorist with short temper, drug habit and enough dots in Fortitude to laugh off gunfine
I've dated worse

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>>44749124
This is extremely related.

I get crushed to death by a proud to the point of arrogance Blood Angels assault marine.

>>44749327
Yes, but are you happy about this outcome or not?

>Texan Inquisitor that bullies around a group of murderhobo Acolytes by sending them on missions that require diplomacy and finesse

Not too bad, I guess.

>>44748978
A near sociopathic demon whose spent his whole life becoming basically a literal god of war.... could be worse I suppose.

>>44749426
I can't say I like injuries, they're generally kind of painful.

>>44748978
I'm now in love with myself

>>44748978
Are we talking bro/sis love, or romantic love here?

>>44749578
What do you mean "or"?

>>44748978
He probably just made a bad pact with Malphas. It'll pass within a day when he renews his pacts.

>>44748978
a "friendly" eldritch abomination who is trapped in a human form, i'm not sure how i feel about this
>>44749238
sauce?

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>>44749597
For those few people on this website unwilling to fuck their siblings, outlandish as the idea is.

A Female Twilight Caste Solar with about 8 points of limit and an anger problem.

And she just learned Celestial Circle Sorcery last session.

...

Fuck.

Well on the bright side at least she doesn't have any social fu, yet.

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>>44748978
Sweet! I got a little superstrong superhero as my own personal bodyguard!

Nothing can go wrong!

>>44748978
A frightfully advanced A.I. has obviously hijacked the internet so I'd say we're all pretty screwed.

>>44748978

Not at all, considering that the character is a stoic bodyguard. She'd just ignore her feelings because it would conflict with her duty.

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Massive half orc werewolf barbarian who'd stick his dick in anything.

And I probably wouldn't mind, not that I'd have a choice

>>44749679
[Dowman Sayman] Kill Living Beings

>>44748978
>vampire
Not good, could be dangerous
>clan ravnos
Even if I don't die this is going to be difficult
>loyal to the sabbat
PLEASE SEND HELP

>>44748978
Male half orc with an INT of 7.

Welp.

>>44748978
>An 8-foot tall navigator guy with massive stamina and muscles, and purple skin

well, it is my fetish, but I fear the warp will overtake me!

>>44749545
Well, I don't know, maybe that's your fetish.

>>44749811
It is a good pain!

>A seventeen year old ANIMA pilot whose issues have issues and primary way of surviving is love.

Well, there were some implications of homolust. But even then, this really isn't going to work.

Ifrit skald. I'm not the weirdest thing he's fallen in love with but he's not really what I'm looking for.

It probably all comes down to whether or not he can get his hands on enough magic to make this work. He's definitely not the sort who'd force me into anything but he's also willing to change for a lover (read: was willing to be a part time griffon)

If he can get his hands on some better polymorph magic and a permanency spell I'm probably getting seduced by a firey femboy.

So it's either kinda bad in that I have to let a cool dude down easy or now there's magical femboy shit going down.

>>44749683
It's not incest if it's a surrogate sibling

>>44749764
I was just about to go HEY IS THIS DOWMAN SAYMAN before I scrolled down.

Best artist.

>>44749679
Dammit, I cannot for the life of me find that screencap of the last page of Nyaruko with the English translation...

>>44749986
Well, the drawstyle is rather simplistic, but those stories, man...

>human hating half elf who's a little bit obsessed with burning things.
Well this is going to end painfully

>>44748978
>buff smite and slash dragonborn paladin
I thought I wasn't okay with this. But on second thought I'm oddly okay with it.

>>44748978
>Tiefling barbarian with thorns all over his body.
This is going to hurt. A lot.

I based him on a gay bondage pornstar, that shit ain't halal

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Mildly autistic control-freak cyborg girl? Count me in.

>>44750063
>that shit ain't halal

>>44749764
thank you very much sir

>>44750087
>Mildly autistic control-freak cyborg girl?
On scale of 1 to SHODAN how controlling are we talking

Awkward, since we're both men and I'm relatively straight. At least death is not particularly likely.

>>44750087
Is that Billy Herrington?

It was actually Van Darkholme

>20 year old, chubby, short (4'10"), draconic sorceress librarian with silver scales
I'd be the happiest loser in the world.

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>>44750011
The fact that he's able to do so much with a simplistic style is exactly what I mean.

>>44748978
George Fritz, Level 2 StuG driver.

>>44750205
oh boy, I actually remember that one

>>44750108
like, 5?

It's bad.

(rolls for anal circumference)

>>44748978

Given the character art I got made for her, I'd say things could be worse.

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>>44751166

>pic didn't post

6'5" Half-Oni girl.
It is perfect.

>>44748978
>lizardman shaft miner from a homebrew SS13 system
A big part of his character was that he had been fucked up badly by cosmic radiation, so he probably won't be interested in sex or anything similar. I guess we hijack the emergency shuttle and go on space adventures together?

>>44751536
He'll be mining your shaft, alright.

She basically looks like >>44728695.
So I'll take terrified and aroused for five hundred, Alex.

>>44748978
Is it fully devoted "only you my sweet" love? Because if it is, my male speshul snowflake winged elf ranger that has an Amulet of 1/day Poly he loves abusing the fact that Poly's Alter Self rules allow genderswapping broke up with a planeswalker bard and a barbarian chief for my dumb ass. It was a weird campaign.
It will be interesting for all of four days before I'm mindfucked into brutally crucifying myself.

>>44749154
What system are you playing? I've wanted to do similar for a while but couldn't figure how to make the mechanics work

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>>44749811

Stranglebot was not programmed to love.

>>44748978
My last character was a wizard... this is both horrible and awesome. Sure, there is the problem of him having no sense of right and wrong and of his being male but with access to gender-swap, facilitating either he or I or both becoming a woman at will, there is the potential to completely become immersed in my fetish.

>A medicine/craft(genisis) Solar with a habit of forcibly turning defeated enemies into waifus for his harem.

Well, at least I'll be pretty.

>A Kalosian spy that has established herself as the head of a [British-equivalent] colony in the formative days of [America-equivalent]
Could be worse.

> Neurotic widow who can feel her biological clock ticking.

10 PRINT "NOPE!"
20 GOTO 10

So I've got an 8 year old zombie girl somehow hauling along more guns than she should honestly be able to carry, and she'd be devoted to me to the point she'll start ripping out her own entrails if she gets too stressed out about how things are going.

Huh.

At least I can give her a hug. She could use one.

>>44752679
Too bad, now it loves you

>>44753033
>10 PRINT "NOPE!"
>20 GOTO 10
15 BEEP

>ugly, forgetful male mechanic/sniper
Nah thx.

>Physically stunted albino loli sniper in a grimdark universe
Mixed feelings on this one. The worst part is I rolled for all this on the Dark Heresy character gen tables and also got forgettable, so I'd probably never notice my pale-as-fuck kohai.

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>>44748978
Not bad, not bad at all

>>44748978
Baron Celebor Meldariondwe, half-elf son of the lesser lord Eruaphon Meldariondwe.

Whelp, a Lord of The Rings elf lord is apparently in love with me. I don't think Eru would approve of this highly gay relationship. Worst case scenario, he'll take me with him on his endless quests for monster hunts.

Pretty great.

I've dealt with autists before, and her need to command won't be a bad thing, either.

>>44753299
just pat her head and feed her pancakes

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>>44748978
>Quelagg the mythic ranked synthesist summoner
Probably very bad, because her ex is a demi-god of battle and would probably fight me for shitsngiggles, not even to get her back but just because.

Maybe I could get him to train me. And maybe get the magical book of Squats and Oats from him to immediately get +2 strength forever

a reanimated skeleton fighter with poor social skills and an overly sarcastic view on the afterlife... well, half the fun of romance is to tell the tale afterwards I suppose

>>44748978
I'd be into it, he's a half-elf, over 6 ft tall, totally ripped, and in a good way not like grutescquely so like a body builder.
only issue is he's not really all there and he's straight, so i dont see how he'd be into me, another dude, at all

A necrophiliac Necromancer who was literally killed by a god while trying to take over the god's powers. So it would be kind of weird to say the least.

>>44748978
Absolutely horrible. My last character was a lewd super submissive masochistic black dragon. She was made to just be a puppet for my personality. A relationship between two submissiveness does not work.

In the end we will likely get into an argument and she would just melt me in acid. That or eat me.

>>44753299
>loli
Eww.

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>>44753990
It's not for everybody. Besides, I rolled for it.

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I would probably be the male equivalent of a concubine, considering that she is in an arranged marriage. Probably won't last more than a few years before she grows tired of me and has me executed.

>>44748978
Well dammit, I'm not gay. But if we can do platonic relationship, then my most CHIVALROUS kanniggit character from Pendragon would be a nice guy to hang with. Just shy of seven feet tall, awesomely moustached, not a bad fighter, and can make a godly cup of tea.

…He has tendency toward berserk rages, though...

>>44748978
A big black dude with the equivalent of a Yog-Shototh living inside him and whispering obscure things to his very soul.

I guess we could make it work.

>>44754037
>Implying you wouldn't have to seppuku at dinner time for using the wrong fork
I assume it's L5R based on the pic and arranged marriage

Good: tall, dark, handsome tiefling warblade.

Bad: we once got drunk during a boring session and I stumbled into a situation with the barmaid where I was prompted to roll for size. Unless he likes handjobs and frotting that thing is not gonna be seeing any action.

>>44753954
Channel your anger. Kick her in the slit until she agrees to tie you up and fuck you with a strapon.

>>44748978
An italian-like mage specialized in telekinesis with the gift to respect the etiquette under any conditions, even after spending 2 months with people in total wilderness.

Well, he spends some time to look good and has a nice beard. I wouldn't complain.

>>44754160
No, more like a courtly intrigue game in notChina. I was playing a character based on Wu Zeitan and Lucrecia Borgia.

>>44754269
Sounds a lot like L5R, but if it lacks the anal retentive honor system then it's probably fine. Enjoy your upper-class waifu mistress! Until, y'know, she gets bored and has you killed.

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>>44749095
Anon pls, there are other people around

Redhead, Chubby, Bomber/Alchemest.

I'm fucking great till she blows my apartment up. Then the Feds arrive.

>>44748978
An alcoholic, suicidal WW1 veteran english teacher.

That's alright, once he realizes that he's also gay whilst dealing with the pressures that'd put on him at the time given it's non acceptance in 1928 he'll finally just an hero himself

>>44754768
Could be worse. Americans tried to cure homosexuality among their servicemen by subjecting them to involuntary lobotomy.

>>44748978
>Extrememly flamboyant, boisterous and exhibitionist barbarian whose muscles are the center of his life

I mean if I were gay this would be a dream come true

>>44754205
Would never happen. To fend off other submissive faggots that would always contact and say "blah blah blah I know she is listed as submissive buttttttt......" I had her follow the "code of the dragon" which prevents her from doing anything considered dominate to lesser creatures. and fluffed it as a lords duty to their vassals not to mistreat them.

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6 foot 2 inch teifling barbarian girl. Wew. I didn't really get to play her much though, so I don't have good idea of her personality. Literally all my characters are waifu bait, to be honest. Except my secret skeleton.

>>44755020
Secret skeleton?

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>>44748978
>Female Half-Elf Bard with high CHA, acting ability and slight chuuni tendencies
My God.
My only real issues would be her materialism based in growing up poor and her tendency to lie.

>>44755053
A character who's secretly a skeleton. Don't tell anyone.

CE rogue female human. Notably butch but straight. So long as the dm never finds out about me all i gotta worry about is her killing everyone else in my life to make sure she's the only one i love.
i'm okay with all of this.

>>44755099
So, what, a skele-mage or something using illusion magic?

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Someday, someday...

>>44755187
No, a skele-knight using disguise and bluff.

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Doppelganger who likes changing forms all the time.

This can get pretty sexy

>>44755230
"Rattle rattle"
-shrug-

>>44755230
.........I like this concept, if anyone finds out do you get dat immunity from archers?

>>44751552
God damn it, I knew someone would say that.

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>>44748978
>tfw i designed my last character to be very much like a girl i dated in high school
>i have obsessed about her ever since we broke up and i still have dreams about her that really fuck me up for a day or two
>tfw this thread

>>44755297
DM gave me many immunities, with the caveat that if anyone finds out, I'm probably fucked. Also, positive energy damage, but he lets me use the same potions as everyone else, thankfully.

>>44755343
You brought this on yourself, Anon.

>>44755269
You don't rattle when your stuffed with straw pillows and wrapped in thick bandages.

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>>44755715
????

>>44755866
That is correct.

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>brown-skinned dark haired tomboy paladin with b cups and nice hips and enjoys handholding and vanilla sex
>genuinely a good person and would probably help keep my life on track and do my taxes

I mean hey she's missing an arm but I don't mind that.

>implying goblin ranger Bart Badman is smart enough to understand love

Neimoidian

>>44748978
>Red headed bar wench turned sword fighter
Thanks OP.

>>44756062
Good luck with that.

>>44751197
Hey, I remember that being drawn.

My last character was a lazy amazonian elf. This is literally my fetish.

>>44756141
How did an amazonian elf get lazy?

>>44756002
He is feeling what he describes as "love" for you. Whatever that might be.

>>44755260
That picture wasn't chosen because of its resemblance to another shapeshifter, was it?

>>44756154
Because everything got too easy for her to accomplish, so she stopped trying as hard. I can't wait to start having her go all out.

>>44756141
Is she a fatty?

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>qt human wizard

I am totally ok with this

>>44756214
>implying a fat amazonian elf would survive out in the forest

She'd get eaten alive if she were.

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>>44748978
>Christmas cake elven magician with maxed Charisma
Thank you based OP!

>>44756244
Well I mean she could just run over anything that tried.

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>massively disfigured shadowrun ghoul
he can love me far, far away from here

>>44755964
Sauce on that pic? Google only gives me /tg threads

>A cute Troll Face inspired by Tionishia

Well, there goes my pants...

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>a goddamn muk
I will adapt to jungle life if it means that I can get as far away as humanely possible.

>>44748978
Mentally unstable stage magician drafted into the army... I don't actually know how this would end. He's a nice enough guy.

>>44756283
Except that would be too much effort for her.

>>44756436
Just keep him in his pokeball, Ash Ketchum.

>>44748978
A huge homoerotic orc that rages whenever his garish attire is insulted.

I fear for my safety.

>>44748978
Finally! my habit of making big breasted women I could fall in love with, has worked out for me!

My character is a 10 year old little girl.
WHO IS CURSED TO HAVE ALL WHO SHE CARES ABOUT DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS

>>44748978
A sassy, know-it-all, 24 year-old female human wizard.

I'm set, nigga.

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>>44757009

Oh, the irony.

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>>44748978
Possible necrophiliac 5'4" human male Antipaladin with questionable hygine to begin with, who talks in a bad "Russian" accent that sounds more like Borat.

>mfw I'm a grill

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>shorter-than-average elf girl with low self esteem
>chubby
>dark skinned
>gun witch
>missing a hand
>poor dental hygiene

i'm okay with this

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>nerdy German wizard twink
I bet he's into some really kinky shit

>>44748978
My last character was a metrosexual media personality that was conspiring to use his massive influence and charisma to overtake the world.
I'm not shocked that he would swing that way.

>>44748978
A trianii bounty hunter who is searching for his kidnapped wife. Well this is going to be awkward.

>>44748978
Crab clan Shugenja who's already angsty about being 17 and unmarried

I guess that would depend on whether it's her world or mine. I'm pretty sure in hers nobody would be ok with her marrying a gaijin and she'd get even more angsty.

>Short tempered Tiefling Oracle with unresolved emotional issues. Pathologically lies because the truth would probably get her killed by the rest of the party.

or

>Beastmorph Alchemist, recently became widowed and lost his children. Now devotes himself entirely to mercenary work because making money is the only thing the makes him feel in control of his life anymore.

Neither of them would be happy with me...
I would give them both a hug, though. They probably really need one. :(

>>44748978
Welp, one of us is gonna wear those cursed Bracers of the Falcon.

>>44748978
Ha-ha, I knew roleplaying as my ideal waifu would pay off I've day!

A 13th Century diablerist Venture crusader turned King of Saxony. Pretty sure he would focus on taking over the nation rather than anything else. On one hand it could be an interesting show to watch him try to gain power. On the other hand he truly believes the maxim "Greatness, at any cost" so it could also go south fast.

>>44760280
*14th century.

Weird. We're both married straight dudes and he's, like, 30 years my senior.

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>>44748978

>Kitsune witch
>Party buffer/healer
>Enjoys screwing with people, tricking idiots, etc.
>Took Magical Tail feat multiple times, combine with Prehensile Hair hex for tail-based touch attacks

>>44748978
Gay Wizards. I'm OK with this.

My last character was a changeling, so he'd take on the appearance of a pretty lady while he's around me, and I'd be none the wiser.

>>44760083
>all the relationship and existential issues when your smitten characters come to realize you are the architect of all their suffering

>>44749095
>>44749685
>>44749729
>>44750063
Fags

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>Wilbert "Big Willie" Rothschild
>white gangsta wannabe in WASP suburbia
>pretty stupid and ambitious

Yeah this is not good for me. He's directly harmless but he'd probably bring the law down onto me and I really don't need that shit.

>>44748978
...But he's a tech-priest who specifically spent XP to be immune to both lust and emotions in general.

>>44764645

Guess you're just that big a qt, Anon.

>>44748978
>Indestructible and slightly doofy Welsh cyborg girl
I'm totally OK with this.

I guess I'd embrace it, but depending on how the story progresses I might have to be a jerk and bail so I don't die.

So I'm either with
>A really old kenku ranger who adventures to find a meaning of his life
>A blackguard warforged, who is basicly a Khorne berserker.

Yeah... I'm gonna go with first one. He's at least fun to talk to.

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>>44748978

My Air-headed/Blonde half-elf Paladin of Callistra?

I'll be fine.

>>44748978
that entirely depends on what world this is in / if spellcasting is available.

if yes: this will work out fine
if no: this is awkward and dangerous.

>>44748978
So does it count as a shota if it's a red headed halfling barbarian with missing teeth and war scars?

>>44748978
Terrible, because I'm a humongous loser and my character isn't.

At least I can probably use this new aspect of my life to better myself, I guess.

>Weeb, borderline autistic 17 years old female pilot

Eh, it's alright.

>>44748978
I'm disappointed in her, I raised her to be a lesbian and this is how she repays me?

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>>44748978
AHA! I knew that my tendency to roll up female characters would one day come in handy.

>QT human-raised dark elf

Things are looking pretty good for me.

>>44766560
>QT human-raised dark elf

Hope you like watching her get brutally raped by human supremacists while you're too helpless to do anything.

>>44766586
See, despite hanging out on this board, I am actually a positive, upbeat, and idealistic guy. Who lives in a very liberal US state besides, where the most dangerous thing to be, legally speaking, is a straight white male.

I feel I would not have to worry about what you're describing, basically.

Plus between her Stealth and Deception modifiers I'm not too worried about her being found out anyway.

>>44766611
Who said anything about her coming to this world?

What do you think this is, some romantic comedy where you'll wake up one morning to the girl you pretend to be in game just casually sleeping in the bed next to you?

You're going to her world as a level one human commoner with 11 str, 10 con, 9 dex, 14 int, 8 wis, and 7 cha.

Enjoy.

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>Mid-20s female scientist who is very intelligent, incredibly blunt, and has a mild superiority complex.

Fuck I think I accidentally modeled her after my ideal woman, I fucked up /tg/

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>Amoral Hedonist Shortstack Goblin Rogue

10/10

>>44766655
>You're going to her world as a level one human commoner with 11 str, 10 con, 9 dex, 14 int, 8 wis, and 7 cha.

Actually my INT is 12, going off the theory that you can extrapolate your INT score by taking your MENSA IQ (126, in my case, which, while above average, is nothing special) and chopping off the last number. Still, thanks for assuming that it was around 15 points higher than it was.

To be honest, using a 15-point buy (i.e., the default NPC array in 3.5), my stats probably look like this:

STR 11, DEX 8, CON 11 INT 12 WIS 9 CHA 11

I should probably have a positive CON modifier since I almost never get sick, but in truth that can probably more likely be ascribed to modern medicine.

>>44766724
Oh, as an addendum, the 11 Strength comes from previously having a job where I had to lift heavy things a lot; though I recently got a new job where I don't have to do that a lot, so my Strength is likely to soon, or perhaps has already, atrophied to 10.

Will the DM allow me to take the spare point and put it into CON?

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>>44748978
an epic level ogre barbarian
>pic related

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>>44766674
No, no. That's entirely legit.

Just don't act as though her minor perfection entitles her to be everything you wished for. The only thing you need to remember is that that Girl's gotta have her own dreams and losses, not exclusively serve yours.

The moment you use her to exclusively bandage your own insecurities is when you risk her becoming a two dimensional character. You can work with wish fulfillment, but if you stop letting the game or plot transform or affect her , then you have created a barbie doll.

>>44766724
You never get sick because of herd immunity mate, and when you do you can just aspirin yourself into a working state. You'll probably catch several forms of pox the moment you show up to a thorp.

>>44766748
No you cannot.

10 str, 9 dex, 10 con, 11 int, 8 wis, and 7 cha.

Enjoy getting cucked by your drow girlfriend.

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>Closeted Homosexual ex-police officer turned cyborg-knight,

This goes well.

>paranoid late-30s worryingly conservative Disney imagineer

Even if he comes to terms with his homolust, this isn't gonna be pretty.

>>44756188
I don't follow.

In a game of Pretend you can be anything.

>>44766769
As established, my INT is 12.

What's with this insistence that I have a low Charisma, too? In school group projects I usually took the lead position. My senior year in high school I bullshitted *the* class paper the night before it was due and managed to swing an A-. More recently in aforementioned previous job I was apparently the lynchpin holding the entire place together, as after I left there were a string of other people leaving, including the actual General Manager.

Finally, and most relevant to this board, I DM more often than anything else.

No, I definitely have, if not a positive modifier to my Charisma, then at least not a negative one.

>>44748978
....a metis Get of Fenris philodox? If he acts on it, it's an affair, as he's got to have kids.

I'm down with that asong as i get to brush his tail

>>44766806

Let it go, man, people are rude at 2 AM (or thereabouts).

>>44766806
9 str, 8 dex, 9 con, 9 int, 6 wis, and 6 cha.

A 70 year old psyker with no eye sockets, a love for suprise shooting people in the gut and then making them think he never existed, and fortune telling.

I think I'm fucked send help

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>>44748978
> 2.3m tall ripped amazonian

>>44748978
She probably kicks my ass and drags my unconscious body to her dilapidated house and screws my sleeping body on her roach-filled mattress that smells of cigarettes and booze. Depending on how drunk she gets after the fact I either wake up next to her or in a dumpster.

>>44748978
As long as it's a "best friends" kind of love, it'll be okay.

For reference, my last character was an Old Republic era battle droid.

>>44750205
I really love dowman's style, it's instantly recognizable, while still being expressive and aesthetically pleasant.

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>>44748978
That's cute, but I'm not really into brown girls. Especially those filthy elves.

>>44748978
A Nurglite Space Marine who wants to rule everything for Nurgle.

Emperor damn you! He's going to give me Nurgle's Rot!

>>44748978
>Your last character is now in love with you, how bad is this?
Beat cop just out of a terrible relationship and trying to not get his team killed by vampires. No thanks, nigga's not right in the brain.

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>>44748978
I am not so sure...
>female Paladin of chaos
>has fun killing cityguards and so
>is widow
>runs a tailor's shop
>loves to care for anybody who isn't lawfull streetchildren, beggars, whores, etc.

Well I am okay with it. I would just fear she gets killed on one of her nightly trips
>pic is her

If it's the elderly con-artist I'm currently playing in a FATE game, he'd be respectful of my lack of interest but very sad, or so persuasive that I'd be into it.

If it's the cleric in my 5E campaign who went CE from a Deck of Many Things draw, I'm fucked.

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>>44748978
>Alpha werewolf that is a mix of Nelson from Taken and.. well, Nelson from Gray.

Super dominate and supremely powerful man old enough to be my father.

Sounds good to me.

I'm raped by a green cockney gorilla in a bowler and suit, op. Thanks.

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last game was Age of Rebellion. Played a roughly 7 foot space otter lady.

i'm okay with this.

Shapeshifting rogue...

Aww yeauh.