One of the party's five younger sisters want to sing a song

>>44722384

Help her, obviously.

>>44722384
Try to sing along, forget the words and fuck up so bad the world is saved.

Tell their grandmother.

>>44722384
Remind her she is a mute, and get her a recording of it instead so she can hum and pretend she's singing it.

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Don't worry, if we get the other four to sing this anthem I conveniently know about, everything will be fine, trust me on this.

>>44722384
Sorry, but I can't let that happen. This is one fucked-up situation, but depending on the setting and how grim the GM is making things, there's a few solutions.

Not-so-grimdark: Talk to her and try and make her understand why this is a Very Bad Idea. Or beat the BBEG and defy the prophecy, rendering the song impotent.
High magic setting: Silence spell, permanence. Then other arrangements, possibly with an order of paladins, to make sure she has a comfortable life and no-one can get at her to counterspell things
Low magic setting: Keep her doped and in a constant dreamlike state... It's not good, but it's the kindest we can do.
Cyberpunkish/Modern: Surgically remove her vocal cords. We don't have much of a choice. Or a cybernetic implant that sends her to sleep whenever she tries to sing
Getting edgier: Cut out her tongue. Feel horrible and like a disgrace of a person for decades after
Out of time, no options left: Kill her as painlessly as I can. Spend the rest of my life lamenting the death of an innocent and trying to atone.

>>44722384
>apocalypse
>An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποkάλυψις apokálypsis, from ἀπό and kαλύπτω meaning "uncovering"), translated literally from Greek, is a disclosure of knowledge, i.e., a lifting of the veil or revelation. In religious contexts it is usually a disclosure of something hidden.

I help her reveal the world to the people, and help usher in the dawn of a new age.

>>44722384
Turns out that the song that causes the apocalypse is written for two parts. The quest then becomes an adventure to find a bard to sing the male part.

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>>44722576
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>>44722423
>>44722442


Hard Mode: You have to guess which sister is the one who wants to do it. The others don't know but are fiercely loyal to the others.

>>44722672
Roll to seduce them all into an incestuous orgy.

>>44722705
... given the source material. That might actually work.

>>44722723
Really? because I gave up and figured there was no better way to great the end of the world.

>>44722746

Yeah, with out spoiling too much. They're all afflicted with extreme sexual appetites. They actually created partners just to satisfy their needs.

Cept the brown haired one. She gets off with masochistic masturbation.

The game only goes down hill from there in the fucked up alley.

>>44722672
Not-so-grimdark: I smell magical girl teamup squad!
High Magic: Oh god... Sealed maiden spells for everyone, I guess. Why do they have to make this difficult?
Low Magic: OH GOD... Going to have to go rouge from the party, because there is no WAY I can convince ALL of them to keep their sisters doped to the nines... Kidnap the girls, scatter them to the four winds and remove their abilities to speak... Spend the rest of my life drinking my self into a remorseful stupor
Cyberpunkish/Modern: Same story as low fantasy. Have to sell my soul to a megacorp to do it. Chip them and make sure they have a happy life, in exchange for my loyal (and clinically depressed) service
Getting edgier: Alright, you girls just lost tongue privilages. Where the hell is the liquor it's the only thing that makes the nightmares stop for a while...
Out of time, no options left: Now I have FIVE deaths on my hands. Yeah, I'm going to spend my life 'atoning' without really considering what I did. The moment it catches up with me, there's going to be a sixth corpse from all this.

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>>44722384
Kill the bitches!

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>>44723021

But anon theys yo sistah!

>>44722799
Fucking Drakengard.

>>44723231
Do you know what blondie DID to her fuccboi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSw2mdZaa5U&t=05m16s
Freaky whores deserve what they get.

I'd cuddle 2 until she's so obsessed with me that she tells me out of desire for more cuddles

>>44722384
Play the drums

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>>44722384
There must surely be a prophesied way to counter that song...

>>44722384
Question Far Left's fashion sense.

Cut out tongue.

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>>44722384
give praise for my daughters for their cleverness

Ummm... stop them?

>>44722384
>want to sing a song that will cause the apocalypse
Do they know the song? If not, I'll just call her an idiot for wanting to cause the apocalypse.


If they actually do know it, I'll cut out their goddamn tongues for saying such a thing seriously.

>>44723468
...so what did she do? Besides violate his anus.

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Is it safe to assume that 4 is /tg/'s favorite intoner?

>>44722384
Oh boy, I've been waiting for a way to end this campaign for fucking ever.

>>44724195
If it was as simple as cutting their tongues out, trust me, this would have been far smoother than it was.

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>>44724347
She's mine at least.
Caim is the best thing to come out of Drakengard though.

>>44724864
Do you prefer Caim classic or Caim 1.3?

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>>44724894
Classic.

>>44722384
Play a violin accompaniment.

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>>44724324

Every new kink she heard about

>>44724324
Taiko drumming.

Just what I do with my IRL little sister when she's being stupid, spank her

>>44722384
Like... what will be uncovered? For all we know, they could just plan to sing a song about the queen's panties.

>>44724324
There was the magical enslavement thing, but it was mainly his screwed up tastes.

That's the funny thing about them. They're both fucking disgusting and get along perfectly when they have a chance to do something nasty together like eating a giant pus spewing undead crab, he just hated the sex because SHE wasn't a pus spewing zombie. When she actually comes back as a zombie in one of the routes he immediately pops a boner and switches sides. That was literally the only thing stopping him from loving her.

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>>44723872
>Rock and Rule
You, yes you.
You is Mah Nigga!

>>44722384

Kill them all. It's the only way to be sure. Not that much of a sacrifice, either.

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>>44722384
The rest may follow the example of the one who wants to sing the song. So in other words: purge them all.

get Simon cowel to judge her sternly then interrupt half way through the song to inform her this is the worst performance he as ever heard in his entire life

>>44722672

In a fit of the ironic, damage their ears beyond repair.

It may be a stretch, but I'm going to bet a deaf woman will have severe difficulty with song-magic.

>>44722384
A song that will end the earth, huh? Let's hear it.
>Oh, it's not that good.

C'mon, sing it.
>We haven't even practiced it

SING THE FUCKING SONG

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I beat them to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKpp1S9JpCk

>>44723973
For your sword was Willbreaker, but it did not break them.

Destiny's villains are pretty fucking good, especially Oryx.

>>44727516
Did it ever start putting the lore in the game or is it all still stuck in the grimoire?

>>44727543
With TTK they got around to explaining a few things in-game, adding flavor text to things and the quests did a lot to provide story.

The Grimoire is now for deep dives, as opposed to ALL of the story.

>>44726654

They screw it up, and end up solving world hunger.

>>44722384
>One of the party's five younger sisters want to sing a song that will cause the apocalypse. What do you do?

There are many female related problems in the world that can be solved simply by shoving a dick in her mouth. This is one of them.

>>44730836
What a boring response.

Also there's no way you're getting your dick back.

>>44725466
It simply felt like a reverse of the situation in Rock and Rule. It would feel so weird if Mok was trying to stop Angel...

>>44724808
>If it was as simple as cutting their tongues out, trust me, this would have been far smoother than it was.

Please don't tell me it was some kind of metaphorical "song" that they don't need vocal organs to sing.

That wasn't really the issue, the issue was the parasite in zeros eye that created her sisters in the first place

What was Zeros fetish before she decided to kill her sisters? Was it cuddling? Dragon Dick?

Rape them all back into the kitchen.

>>44722384

Kill them, obviously.

"Oh billions of people will die but you must sacrifice A PRETTY GIRL what a dilemma~" sounds about as retarded as shounen anime ever gets.

>>44731552
this
orbital strike and be done with it

>>44731552
>billions of people will die but you must sacrifice A PRETTY GIRL

The billions are usually offscreen, making their lives next to worthless in fiction-morality. On the other hand the girl is hawt, has lots of screentime, and probably a backstory too, so fiction-morality dictates that her life is at least as valuable as those of all the other people.

>>44722384

Kill, she and her sisters are probably worth a decent amount of XP.

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>>44722384
Challenge them to a song duel and sing the everloving shit outta them. Sing them so hard they won't be walking straight for years. Sing so hard, that the personifications of anime's power of friendship just stares in awe, not able to say anything other than mindlessly repeating "holy shit".

>>44732130
see
>>44727488

also: Aurica is worst girl

>>44731770
> Background PNJ found a special corps of beautiful women and men to be offered to main characters tempted by such "dilemma" and other "sexy BBEG".
> "You will have your damn waifu anyway so... DO THE FUCKING JOB."

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>>44732293
>Aurica is worst girl

M8 u dont just say that and leave with face intact.

>>44731129
It's magic man. Hell, the "songs they use as magic are just them screeching until their voices become inhuman tones

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5t3tD_DakQ

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If your response is anything but Ultimate Murder than you really aren't living up to Caim's legacy.

>>44732390
It's not her fault, though; she was just unfortunate enough to be in the same game as Best Girl.

>>44724864
Caim was the only good thing to come out of Drakengard.

>>44732628
>Two other girls are Misha and Shurelia

Okey, i wouldn't argue if it was Mir (who is the bestest girl) but anon.

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Thoughts?

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>>44731263
Murder. No seriously, All of the intoners had something of them grow exceptionally fast.
One: her senses, to the point even her clothes hurt her.
Two: her muscles, she would accidentally rip doors off their hinges regularly.
Three: Her Hair. That's why she carried the scissors around orignially
Four: her fingernails. I think it was only on one hand which is why she wears the gauntlet.
Five: Her Tits. yep
And Zero's is strangely her bloodlust.

>>44734431
The entire world of Drakengard is chaotic evil, and that chart is retarded.

>>44736885
That's hardly true. It's a pretty fucked up world, but not everyone is evil.

>>44736914
In Drakengard, if you aren't evil you're either useless or "Trying to be good but accidentally being evil instead" like Nowe and his seal destroying

Based on many posts, especially >>44735812, I cannot tell if this is intentionally trying to make a statement using Slaaneshy-levels of excess to make some kind of statement or someone just REALLY wants incest murder porn in a video game.

Music seems really good, though.

>>44736955
Except that Nowe actually manages to make the world a better place, in the end.

And Manah certainly does fuck up quite a bit, but she is honestly attempting to redeem herself for her actions.

I mean, sure, most of the characters are evil, but not all of them are.

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>>44736989
Yoko Taro is making a statement. He's just so unsubtlely subtle about is that most people don't get it.

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>>44737122
>Interviews via sock puppet
I wish Yoko Taro was my GM.

>>44722384
Do their codes prevent them from declining a rock-off challenge?

>>44737148
That could only be better if the head fell off and kept talking.

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>>44737074
A lot of people forget that Manah was still being sock puppeted by the watchers through 80% of the game, so her fuck ups really weren't her doing.
>>44737148
>Watched his friend slip from a roof and fall to his death.
>looks back on it and finds it humorous that his friend's body was humping the air.

>>44737074
Nowe only managed to improve things in a single ending, and through deus ex machina.
Not to mention it would never have existed in the first place had Yoko Taro still been working on it.

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>>44737248
Taro's involvement in dod2 was a cutscene director. He gave us Caim stabbing a man in the dick so hard it killed the grim reaper.

>>44737290
Caim was the best part of DoD2.

And the bad guys in DoD2 were great, it was just all the heroes that sucked.

>>44737306
Caim is legit one of the best protagonists from the ps2 era. Even mute and kind of looking like a melting potato, Caim was more expressive and charismatic than most other protags. Hell he even beats a lot now days.

>>44735812
>strangely

Well, she was a mass murderer before the flower.

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>>44737345
I say strangely because for the others their uncontrolled growth was physical. Zero's was psychological. I guess its because she's the original intoner.

>>44737344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlFTRLKboFo

His entrance in D2 was easily the best part of the entire game.

>>44722384
Countersong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWKSfdo9DT8

>>44737477
That shit eating grin man.