Stat him /tg/

0/100 hp

ded nigga

>>44710097
>Not -10 / 100 hp

Clearly a CG deity

>>44710080
You can't stat the Fey Gods anon.

>>44710080
Entertainer/Diplomat Noble Raksha, with maxed out Heart, Staff, and Cup graces

>>44710080
-10 hp in a setting without resurrection. ;_;

>>44712360
Chaotic Good
God of Stars, Men and Heroes
Symbol: A little china girl
Favored Weapon: Music
Domains: Good, Rebellion, Creativity

>>44712888
>God of Men
Children, surely? Or Goblins

>>44710080
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>44710080
He'll never be able to play Yoshikage Kira now.

>>44714380
I like the cut of your jib.

>>44714380
Stat HIM, anon, not his dick.

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>>44712478
>-10 hp in a setting without resurrection. ;_;
>a setting without resurrection
Wait another three days before you count Bowie out.

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>>44716512
>David Bowie's dick may hunt in packs and track you through the forest

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>>44718258
Being the son of God's kind of cheating.

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>>44716512
>Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
>Special Attacks: Improved grab
>Special Qualities: Scent
Yep, definitely the stat block of Bowie's dick alright.

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>>44716512

OH BOY!

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>>44710080
Level 20 Elf bard.

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>>44716512
O-o gosh. . .

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>>44710080
Level 1 Dead man.

>>44718258
DMPC doesn't count

>>44720375
you take that back right now, you can call him a lot of things but Duncan Jones is no cheater

>>44716512
>Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)

so those rumors were true!

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>>44716512
well played anon

>>44716512
So it wasn't a codpiece...

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>>44716512
I really needed that laugh anon, thank you.

shit/10

>>44716512
I love you. You should feel happy. You did a good thing today.

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>>44716512
My keyboard now has tea spray all over it.

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>>44716512

>itt newfags go crazy over old, overused memes

>>44710080
--JPEG image
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--A photograph of the musician David Bowie, likely from the early to mid 1980s.

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>>44716512
based anon

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>>44728827
>Anyone who likes something I don't is a newfag/tumblrite/redditer

I don't suppose anybody's got a dl link of Starchildren: Velvet Generation?

>>44730109
The bugbear response to statme threads is pretty damn ancient, posted at least once a thread.

That said, packs of David Bowie's dick hunting by scent through a temperate forest and constricting their victims is fairly amusing imagery.

>>44731516
>David Bowie's dick hunting by scent through a temperate forest and constricting their victims is fairly amusing imagery.


B-but anon...
>Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)

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>>44716512

Race Bosmer Gender Male
Level 6 Class Enchanter
Services
Other Repairs Repairs
Merchant
Gold 0 Mercantile Novice (6)
Sells Nothing
Buys

Ingredients Ingredients
Potions Potions
Thieves Tools Thieves Tools
Repair Tools Repair Tools

Other Information
Health 5 Magicka 22
Alarm 0 Fight 0

you fucking win

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>>44712888
>god of stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

>>44714209
honestly think it would be cool if the goblins got a CG deity for once.

>>44716512
>pic

>>44710080


L20 Goblin Aristocrat. Duh.