Can you hear me Major Tom?: The spirit of the bard on its way to Hades

>>44708107
>What obstacles must he face?
>Which depths of character must he explore? Which temptations resist?
>What happens when he gets there? Does everyone fall silent when he enters for the first time? Does he take his throne?
Depends on the setting.

>>>/mu/
>>>/mu/
>>>/mu/

>>44709790
What is a \um\<<<

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>>44708107
>>44709790

Bards are always /tg/ related

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>>44708107
I only know that when a goblin king wants to inherit the throne it has to kill the previous goblin king; Pic related. So, who's the new goblin king?

>>44709790
>not working with the rest of /tg/ to decide just what being a Cleric of Bowie would entail
Dude, come on.

Anybody got a dl link to Starchildren: Velvet Generation?

>>44712462
Very little in the way of offensive spells, even for Clerics - Polymorph Other would be a favourite. Wouldn't get along that well with those of a Lawful alignment, even Lawful Good, as they'd often highlight times when the law gets it wrong e.g. beating up the wrong guy.

>>44712462

Would a Cleric of Bowie have a few token points in alchemy to produce substances of musical focus?

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>>44714994
>beating up the wrong guy
Thanks... I needed that.

>>44716540
Any time, mate

>>44716529
I've never played a Cleric. I usually go Paladin or Monk, because I hate myself.

>>44719771
Good God, man, step back from the brink!