So it's the middle of Summer, your group walks into a forest

>>44706396
Find some shelter. Duh.

Ask the DM if we're on the northern or southern hemisphere of the planet, and if it has an orbit similar to Earth's.

>>44706396
Look at the trees, if I see thorns, I swear I'm going to punch the GM.
We already got fucking stuck there once.
Never again.
Fuck the Hedge.

>>44706396
Well shit. Straight into the fae realms again. Fuck.

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Find shelter and get ready. Only a wizard could cause this, and we've had enough trouble with ice wizards.

>>44706396
Turn back, duh.

>>44706450
Bloody Winter Courtiers! Always leaving their doors to the Hedge open and sheeit!

I ROLL TO PUNCH THE BLIZZARD

>>44706866
Where are your dice friend?

>>44706437
That shouldn't matter, seeing as they didn't specify a month they specified the season.

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

Roll to seduce whoever is causing this.

>>44706396
Hmm. I know my DM isn't really big on using fae in his games, so I try to see through the illusion. A bit metagamey, I know. Failing that, I'll try to suss out the source with a detect evil.

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>>44706396

Pull out cold iron weapons, cast abjurations against charms and enchantments, don't stop, don't look at anything, say nothing and get the fuck out as fast as possible.

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>>44706396
Chill!

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>>44706396
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We return to our ship and leave whatever planet this is.

>>44708047
Someone said Ice Wizards.

But you have a point. Quick, who brought the torches?

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Why is everyone assuming Fair Folk and not considering the possibility of paraelemental ice elementals, gelugons, frost giants, cryohydras, ice mephits, frost worms, silver dragons, white dragons, chromium dragons, winter wolves, ice toads, yuki onna, xor-yost energons, chraals, snowflake oozes, qorrashi, mavawhans, immoths, snow/ice elemental weirds, xixecals, winter wights, winter hags, adlets, ice yai oni, khalas, or any other of the 1,001 monsters with the [cold] subtype?

>>44706396
Wonder how the fuck we managed to wander into Michigan.

>>44706396
While we all quickly wrap ourselves tight in our capes or blankets from the cart, our Druid is overjoyed as this likely means her sister, a goddess of winter, has come to see her.
If it is her, we kindly request she reigns in her winter wonderland just a touch because not all of us are immuned to frostbite.

>>44706396
Prepare for our digital adventure to begin.

>>44708456
>yfw you will never have a monster friend to the boys and girls
>yfw you will never have a champion of the digital world

>>44708478
We will when the inevitable VRMMO with inbuilt Partner-AI comes out.

>>44706396
Laugh at the other characters, who are from warm climates.

Then immediately find appropriate shelter. All jokes aside this kind of weather kills people.

>>44706396
Dig a hole to hide in. Pray.

Technician: BLAME WIZARDS. WE MUST KILL ALL WIZARDS (Then this degenerates into angry christian ramblings)
WM: Go for something warm and shelter, he knows cold better than the rest of us
Acrobatic warrior: Try to calm down angry technician ramblings, find shelter
Mentalist: Find or make a shelter with her miiiind. Also serve warm tea or similar.

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I blame the Giants. It's ALWAYS the Giants!

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I don't think I have anymore frost mages...

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maybe this one.

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Ok, NOW I'm out.

Hunt down the Wendigo that started it.

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Tell the wizard to take off his stupid coat if he thinks that it is too hot.

>>44708062

Because Fae are assholes.

Assume the local frost queen is horny and one of the locals will take care of her within the next few hours.

>>44706396
Stop, find shelter/make camp, be thankful we still have our fur tents in the wagon, and change into some warmer cloths.

Then complain that this is like winter weather in the southern US.

Rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16 (3d6)

>>44706873

>>44709527
It might take more then that...

>>44706396
>PF
Cast Tiny Hut (or other shelter spell)

>Deathwatch
Ignore, proceed with wission. Maybe remove helmet to enjoy the cold and reminisce Chapter homeworld for a small moment if at all possible.

>CoC
Well, shit...

>>44709716
As per GURPS rules, you miss.

>>44706396
Considering the only forests around are in environmentally controled biodomes it honestly wouldn't surprise us if they had the seasons run out of sink like this so people had somewhere cold to go in summer and vice-verse.
That or someone is playing silly-buggers with the environment controls.

>>44710635
>vice-verse
sorry, versa

Playing Shadowrun, so I don't think any of them have ever seen real snow.

>>44710664
You're not forgiven.

>>44709820
>Deathwatch
>Ignore, proceed with wission. Maybe remove helmet to enjoy the cold and reminisce Chapter homeworld for a small moment if at all possible.
You dun goofed son. That's warp shit on the air you feel. I'm sure the librarian has something to say about it.

>>44706396
I roll to seduce.

>>44711750
You can't seduce a blizzard, you have to take it out a few times, show it a good time.

>>44713472
So that's why there's an inexplicable blizzard? A wizard is taking it out on a date?

>>44713972
>A wizard is taking a blizzard out on a date

Maybe he accidentally turned his girlfriend into a weather spirit or something. She's giving him the cold shoulder, but he's trying to make her warm up to him again.

>>44714875
Maybe he's just dating a weather spirit to begin with.
You know what they say about Wizards after all.

>>44708670
Oh, it's her hands, not her legs.