So it's the middle of Summer, your group walks into a forest and is caught in a full on blizzard. What do you do?
Find shelter and get ready. Only a wizard could cause this, and we've had enough trouble with ice wizards.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
Roll to seduce whoever is causing this.
Hmm. I know my DM isn't really big on using fae in his games, so I try to see through the illusion. A bit metagamey, I know. Failing that, I'll try to suss out the source with a detect evil.
Pull out cold iron weapons, cast abjurations against charms and enchantments, don't stop, don't look at anything, say nothing and get the fuck out as fast as possible.
Why is everyone assuming Fair Folk and not considering the possibility of paraelemental ice elementals, gelugons, frost giants, cryohydras, ice mephits, frost worms, silver dragons, white dragons, chromium dragons, winter wolves, ice toads, yuki onna, xor-yost energons, chraals, snowflake oozes, qorrashi, mavawhans, immoths, snow/ice elemental weirds, xixecals, winter wights, winter hags, adlets, ice yai oni, khalas, or any other of the 1,001 monsters with the [cold] subtype?
While we all quickly wrap ourselves tight in our capes or blankets from the cart, our Druid is overjoyed as this likely means her sister, a
goddess of winter, has come to see her.
If it is her, we kindly request she reigns in her winter wonderland just a touch because not all of us are immuned to frostbite.
Technician: BLAME WIZARDS. WE MUST KILL ALL WIZARDS (Then this degenerates into angry christian ramblings)
WM: Go for something warm and shelter, he knows cold better than the rest of us
Acrobatic warrior: Try to calm down angry technician ramblings, find shelter
Mentalist: Find or make a shelter with her miiiind. Also serve warm tea or similar.
Tell the wizard to take off his stupid coat if he thinks that it is too hot.
Stop, find shelter/make camp, be thankful we still have our fur tents in the wagon, and change into some warmer cloths.
Then complain that this is like winter weather in the southern US.
Cast Tiny Hut (or other shelter spell)
Ignore, proceed with wission. Maybe remove helmet to enjoy the cold and reminisce Chapter homeworld for a small moment if at all possible.
Considering the only forests around are in environmentally controled biodomes it honestly wouldn't surprise us if they had the seasons run out of sink like this so people had somewhere cold to go in summer and vice-verse.
That or someone is playing silly-buggers with the environment controls.
>Ignore, proceed with wission. Maybe remove helmet to enjoy the cold and reminisce Chapter homeworld for a small moment if at all possible.
You dun goofed son. That's warp shit on the air you feel. I'm sure the librarian has something to say about it.
>A wizard is taking a blizzard out on a date
Maybe he accidentally turned his girlfriend into a weather spirit or something. She's giving him the cold shoulder, but he's trying to make her warm up to him again.