I'm about to play Dungeons&Dragons for the first time,

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>>44683089
I'm going to heap upon you verbal abuse and pictures, you tremendous faggot.

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>>44683089
>dragonborn
Enjoy being known as the scalie degenerate and subject to GM abuse

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>>44683477
Cockmongler supreme.

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>>44683542
Your mother wears combat boots. And she dresses you funny.

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>>44683477
>Shield has an Elf face and not a Dragon's
0/10 would slay immediately and give a slow and painful death

>>44683579
How many things have you made that YOU tailored to perfectly match whoever pulls them out of some ancient ruin, three thousand years in the future?

You smell like a otyugh that's been rolling in sauerkraut.

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>>44683609
At least I can actually eat sauerkraut without puking it up halfway you fucking carrion-brained marrow muncher

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>>44683661
Marrow is nutritious and useful for those who neither waste nor want.
Unlike you, you ferret-scented aromatic candle.

>>44683089
>fuck 4E on up. 2E was the richest, 3-3.5 was the most playable/versitile.

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>>44683706
Just because your creators abandoned you after you served your purpose doesn't mean you've actually attained any true freedom. Enjoy living life without the protective care of a father and the nurturing love of a mother as my gods continue to smile upon my people and bless us every day with their guidance.
You're nothing more than overgrown, overpopulated kobolds.

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>>44683788
>impotent jealousy, the post
Even kobolds are better than something whose main diet can be found underneath a log you penguin-sounding mongoloid.

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Returning to our regularly-scheduled abuse, I'd tell OP to commit suicide by wild animal, but most animals would probably kill themselves when they saw him coming. Much less painful than having to look at him.

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Nah but Dragonborn are pretty sweet, OP, you lead the shit out of them.

>>44683526
Well, this is a group of newbies and seems like they are not very familiar with the vast amount of dragon porn. In fact even I who was used to weird porn didn't expect that female dragonborn would be so popular among pervs. It just make it harder for me to find a good pic to use as avatar. Maybe I should have searched for pics before determining the looks of the character.

>>44683720
Not my fault. This is the first group I found to play D&D.

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>>44683898
More male dragonbornporn when?

>>44683916
When they get working genitals.

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>>44683898
Here, pick one of these

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>>44683938
They haven't?

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>>44683948
Oh, my character is male. but thanks anyway. I think I will use this >>44683931 as my character uses similar armor and weapon.

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>>44684018
Ooh, that's a nice one I didn't have.

>>44683836
Hey! That's my guy!

>>44683938
>>44683965
I assume they have genitals hidden in pockets like reptiles, birds and sea mammals.

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>>44683965
>>44684048
They do not. I'm sorry.

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>>44684048
That seems reasonable.

>>44684018
I did post males you racist

>>44684071
Didn't they change the lore in 4e to "Dragonborns are a completely separate race that procreates and shit without these gay rituals"?

>>44684115
Yeah, they lay eggs and breastfeed on 4th edition.

>>44684173
I don't know if they breastfeed, and they don't lay eggs in all settings I think.

>>44684102
Sorry, you shouldn't post such attractive males them.

>>44684189
They do in 4th. Unless the translator goofed like in many other instances.

>>44684115
That sounds pretty accurate. Although I'd argue 4e is bullshit entirely, as it simplifies every class to a yu-gi-oh character. At least in 3.5e you had the ability to roleplay, outside of Seto Wizard with his one or two different ability cards that Yugi Wizard didn't pick.

Becoming a dragonborn meant something in 3.5e. Devoting your adventuring life to a greater cause, rather than becoming the lizard guy with a breath attack, and a dragon fetish(Like 3.5 dragonborn are any better with that fetishit)

What I'm saying is, 3.5 dragonborn had hooks, 4e(forgotten realms) boiled them down to a bog standard race.

>>44684189
Here
>Young dragonborn, who hatch from eggs like their draconic relatives, grow at an impressively rapid rate, much faster than most other races, reaching the equivalent maturity of a human child of 10 by age 3. However, this rate of maturation slows dramatically within a few short years and they are not considered physically mature for another twelve years. Once they do reach adulthood, dragonborn can expect a lifespan identical to that of humans.

>Dragonborn nurse their hatchlings for several months before teeth begin to come in. A dragonborn will then slowly introduce soft food and then move towards normal dragonborn eating habits, which contain more meat than is typical of most other races.

>>44684216
>Although I'd argue 4e is bullshit entirely, as it simplifies every class to a yu-gi-oh character. At least in 3.5e you had the ability to roleplay, outside of Seto Wizard with his one or two different ability cards that Yugi Wizard didn't pick.

>Although I'd argue 4e is bullshit entirely, as it simplifies every class to a yu-gi-oh character. At least in 3.5e you had the ability to roleplay, outside of Seto Wizard with his one or two different ability cards that Yugi Wizard didn't pick.

I'm really trying hard to understand what this means.

>>44684216
3.5 dragonborn were literal otherkin, dude.

>>44684071
Old fluff.

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>>44684654

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Reading a bit more and warforged sounds pretty cool. Specially to see the other players reaction when they see a fucking robot is a medieval fantasy game. I will try that if we ever get to make a new game or for some reason I have to discard this first character. Not sure how far this game will go as it is a test game and everybody is inexperienced.

>>44684273
Well I guess that explains the dragontits

>>44685437
Warforged are pretty Eberron though, gets hard to explain their presence outside of that setting

>>44685469
I don't know about Eberron.
One of the books used by the group is the monster manual and there is no mention to Eberron so I guess I can use the colletive ignorance and make one of those as the stats are in the books used.

>>44685525
Custom setting is best setting, anyway.

>>44686971
Good because seems like there are some items not listed on 4th edition that I would need to engineer some devices. Also can anyone explain me what exactly are constructs? Why not vehicle constructs, wearable constructs or something like that?

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>>44684216
Fine, 5e dragonborn, you special needs kid.

>>44684216
>Although I'd argue 4e is bullshit entirely, as it simplifies every class to a yu-gi-oh character.
this is new at least

>>44685437
You gotta remember that DnD isn't a Mideval Europe simulator.

It's a magic oriented Fallout. Look at the setting stuff, it goes back thousands of years of civilization that end when a Wizard reaches 9th level spells. Those dungeons filled with monsters are just polymorphed people who his in Magic-Tec shelters.

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>>44690952
I dig it.

>>44684216

I think 5th edition has them squarely as the strangest and least fleshed out class for both background and rules. You get +2 strength and a breath weapon plus resistance of that breath weapons type. That its for rules, no claws, you can't see in the dark, don't have scaly armor skin and you have no tricky weapon, armor or feat options. Very bland set of rules

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>>44690973
technically this is my scalefolk/lizardmen folder, but it's got some things that are kinda dragonborn-y

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>>44691434

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>>44691455