You're in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your

>>44677742
dies to removal

>>44677766
>wasting removal on a dork

>>44677742
>gf

>>44677742

Don't need to do shit. She counts as a 1/1 White Human creature so all she has to do is declare herself a blocker and kill it.

>>44677803
Hey he's not a dork, besides, since they're trying to force anus mana as an actual color its good to have something to produce it

>>44677832
How does a girl have 1/1, wouldn't she be 0/1 and you declare yourself as a blocker you should be at least a 1/1 white human creature

>>44677914
fuck off

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>>44677742
So this is how we're gonna do it, huh?

THIS IS HOW WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DO IT, HUH??

>slam down a Guru mountain
>dump Alpha Lightning Bolt to its face

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>>44677742

I try to hug it.

Look at it. It's adorable

>>44677877
Dork as in mana dork, tripfag.

>>44677742
Pick it up and bring it home.

This shal be my new pet.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

I roll to seduce.

Duct tape myself to it and go where fate takes me.

I just realized Hedron Crawler is a really small thing standing on a shield in a camp.
I'd thought i was a person sized thing in some ruins.

>>44679074
You can see some soldiers boots in the background for scale.

>>44679229 That's what tipped me off.
Until recently I never bothered zooming in on it and had thought those were columns.

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>>44677742
Come on wizards, even in a colorless matters set, a colorless producing mana bot should not be worse than a fucking myr

>Implying my bitchy gf doesn't have deathtouch.

>>44677742
I take it home and make it my pet
It needs absolutely nothing except attention, it's the perfect pet for me. I can probably teach it how to dance and do tricks

>>44680036
>Yeah, we stopped having sex once some asshole rekt my indestructible enchantment.

>>44680151
>tfw she isn't buying my argument that this just means we should let Avacyn watch Or join in, that's fine too

>>44680151
>>44680036

>not defanging your girlfriend

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>>44679004
IT'S NOT FUCKING BRONZE BOMBSHELL

>>44679036
although you roll very low and have only a +2 modifier the hedron crawler is only here to get laid and had a dc of 5.

the hedron craweler suggests a 3some with your girlfriend

>>44679074
oh shit your right.

>>44680412
>>44679074
>>44679229
It's suddenly adorable.

>>44681060
Someone should do an origami version of it.

>>44681471
thats an excellent idea
i havent been to /po/ in a while

>>44680373
>Bronzene Sexbombe
The name of the girl James Bond steals from a nazi villain.

>>44677810
>>44677877
>>44677914
fuck off tripfag