Is it possible to
claim the professor's wife as my own waifu?
Also, waifu thread
Well the professor is shit and you must be also. There is one objectively superior waifu.
And many pictures of Chandra would be posted before they came to a close.
My waifu, she's a little hard on the wallet.
My brief research indicates it's a Yu-gi-oh card.
Strangely, while the majority of mentions of price bounce around $10-20, there was apparently something to do with $2000 dollars, so I assume it's some sort of inside reference for Yugioh players, like how Jace the Walletsculptor is for MtG players.
As is custom, I shall begin with terms of parley, offered under white flag:
Your waifu a shit. Reject your shitty babby taste, and you will leave un-butt-blasted. Continue to shit-post, and your keyboards shall be salted, your waifus raped, and your homes...well, we can't really affect those.
In the names of the True Waifus, we swear it.
Moonfolk loving swine, your subtle aspersions shall not taint the true vision of the Beloved of Angels!
I have had your waifu, boy, and cast her aside for a tuppence!
I actually sold a foil Tamiyo after pre-release, because I was poor as shit at the time. I figured $80 was enough to salve my guilt for paying for a $30 prerelease.