Can someone help me make the faggiest, unlikable, cringe-inducing character ever?
Mary-sue race/class (pathfinder 3rd party encouranged) Edgelord persona, everything a 12yo with a deviant art could do in mspaint etc.
I fucking disliked how she just magically knew all the jedi tricks without any training or meditation
I get that there is an imbalance and she is a prodegy, that doesn't mean you know how to control the raw power with tricks learned over years in LESS THAN AN HOUR.
Fin would have been a better protag
I normally hate interracial relationships in films but I actually found my self really liking this guy and his change/redemption.
That or the syk spinner
Mary Sues depend on how the story treats them, so it's kinda difficult to pull them of with GM and players around, but let's try anyways.
>Race: Chakat(chances are your group already shot you)
>Class: Homebrew, overpowered and gimmicky as fuck
>Xir( or whatever, as Chakats are hermaphrodites) mother was a sex slave to evuul humans. Chained to the wall and constantly and violently raped variety
>Sue also got raped while in xir mother's womb. I don't know how, we just want more suffering in there
>Mother died during childbirth and her vengeful spirit posessed the Sue
>Sue was also used as a living sex toy, but xir didn't mind. Xir thought that was how family worked, and genuienly loved everyone
>But one day, Sue's mother took control of xir, broke free and killed everyone
>Now hated and hunted, Sue fled to the next city, where xir worked with some rich dude
>making friends with the rich guy's kids, it was soon discovred how intelligent Sue is and xir was taught history, economics, etc where xir found a passion for poetry
>But barbarians raided the city and forced everyone into slavery
>Sue easily escaped, but had to return because xir friends were in danger
>Knowing of her great power, the barbarians forced xir to fight for them, or they would kill her friends
>Obviously, Sue also had to had sex with them
>But xir fell in love with the chief's son, who promised to protect xir friends
>The didn't approve of this, so he sent his son away and killed all of Sue's friends
>In blind rage, Sue killed everyone
>While searching for xir love, Sue was forced to work as a prostitute, for some fucking reason
>Together with xir uprbringing, it made xir addicted to sex. Because why the fuck not try to hump every NPC
>But it turned out the bf had died horribly, I don't want to deal with that shit anymore
There you go. Keep ranting on how bad humans are, cite bad poetry and describe in length the furry tits wiggling around or whatever.
Now I'll burn myself on the stake.
To be fair Kylo Ren was supposed to be an unbearable cringy tryhard edgelord. That was basically his whole character; a literal angsty teenage edgelord desperately trying to be a hardcore badass Sith Lord like his grandpa. Keeping that in mind, he was actually fairly well-written.
Holy shit this is perfect. Do this OP. This is what you were looking for.
Needs more OP equipment.
Their rich adoptive father was in posession of a cool magical crystal that shoots bolts of pure knowlege and makes people know what wrong they did.
After they killed the barbarians, they took the warchiefs axe, inserted the gem into the axe, and whenever they strike an enemy there is a chance the bad guy will see the true way.
Also: every enemy they slay feels deeply sorry for what he did afterwards, this means that she can kill anyone and never have to feel sorry for it, because in the end she granted them enlightenment, which sue already has because they were so close to the gem when they grew up.
They also stole the barbarians armor, and with the help of the magical scroll they found in the ashes of her hometown they turned these armors into skimpy full plate armor, which is protecting the wearer by binding into their soul and seeking the enlightenment in them. Only the enlightened ones can achieve all the advantages from the armor, and receive a buff to casting spells too, because fuck it.
Yeah, you're right. Though "found an axe" is a bit too mundane. Maybe throw in the gods bestowing a great destiny upon Sue and handing out some weird weapon along with it. Something like the transforming machine gun scythe from RWBY
We also need a familiar. A dragon dragon is a good start, but not special enough.
We can cross it with something and make shit like a thunder dragon unicorn, which is also a vampire. It is sworn to Sue, because when a bunch of paladins wanted to purge this unholy abomination, Sue came to it's rescue.
The Thdrgunicvamp is able to take human form, and whenever Sue struggles with xir sex addiction, it takes the burden of fucking. Now that obviously leads to the familiar to fall in love with Sue, the sex is just that great.
This deep love enables the class feature; Sue can fuse with the familiar, achieving even greater power. In this form, Sue can spread a special form of vampirism that turns the afflicted into hermaphrodite unicorn dragon Chakat.
Granted enlightenment by this transformation, the Chakat uncontionally love their mothfatherer, and crave for xir body.
And now I'll set myself on fire again.
Yes, and the abyss stared back into me.
I have seen the unspeakable and I became what I saw. I am a monster, a fiend that only knows terror. Now, not even death will accept me.
Actually I'm just taking the piss out of bad writing, which is much healthier than taking that shit seriously. When you have some understanding of writing this stuff gets way more bearable because you see it for the vanity that it is and don't have this nagging "Why?" eating at your soul constantly.
Let's throw in a saringan while we're at it. OP is now playing in a Naruto crossover.
I guess then we need something from Sonic too, but I don't know a thing about that franchise.
The design still bothers me more than the stainless steel thing, but I can see where you're coming from, that said it bothers me even more that it's made of gold as well, seriously, that shit would probably crumple and fall apart if swung too fast hell it might just crumple under it's own weight come to think of it
The sue's weapon must be a sapient scythe that craves blood, only held in check by xir own willpower. If anyone else tries to use it, it will suck all the blood from their body. It's also 14 feet long, made entirely out of adamantium, and does every type of elemental damage in addition to a really high base damage.
Just had a few more ideas so I'll tack them on. The scythe is inhabited by a powerful demon that the Sue imprisoned within it. She may let it of the scythe to destroy everything around her before stuffing it back in. It is named "Bloodthirsty Edge of Destruction."
Is it wierd that the thing that bothers me most about this pic is the little black dots in robin's eyes? When he has his mask on he's always drawn with white circle eyes, dammit!
Personally, I thought it was implied that she was figuring out how to do it by watching/feeling Ren do it to her. Like he was trying to mind control her the way he did pilot dude in the beginning, but she resisted and mimicked his technique because prodigy.
Still think she was OP. Take the pilot skills away and it would have worked better.
Aw fuck you beat me to it >>44680255
>Likes: Gay Guys
Had a guy once who topped it for me. "Badass" spellsword who tried his hardest to shoehorn the fact that the fantasy world was just part of his mind cause he was so churazee.
Went out pretty fast.
Despite his emotional imbalance, Kylo Ren was extremely well-written. He was hurt at some point and sought power to overcome pain. He hates being evil and tries everything not to torture or kill people if possible but also pushes himself to inflict and take pain more just to gain more power. He loses his patience with himself and therefore everyone around him. After taking a FUCKYOU bolt to the arm with a bowcaster (which might as well have been a Death Star laser holy fuck), he just takes a knee, pounds out the pain and walks it off.
Probably the most defining moment of Kylo was when he saw exactly what Fin was doing as a Stormtrooper of Jakku but chose not to do anything about it.
I don't know, I'd say it'd be when he says "thank you" to Han after killing him.
It's like (in his head at least) he's finally cut all possibilities of him being redeemed. I mean, he's probably gonna flounder later, but to him he's fully committed to the dark side.
All right faggots. Every sue needs some friend outside of the universe that is helping them out.
Since this is supposed to be Pathfinder, I would suggest a god, or rather the godess of sex for extra cringe.
The godess is very loyal to Sue, mainly because their mother made a blood pact and asked for protection during her rape. However, she was raped so hard/often that even the powers of the godess weren't enough. Now, the godess is terribly sorry for what happened, and she would like to makr up for it by granting one wish to Sue for every day that they slay some enemy.
Also: what is a xir? English is not my mother tongue, but isn't them the sex neutral 3rd person pronoun?
Some people don't like them because it's plural even though its been used in the singular for longer than anyone's been alive.
Also, some people like to be special snowflakes. The first group is still wrong and dumb, but less wrong and dumb than the second group.
It's a strange dynamic, really.
Early seasons had Mordecai being reasonable while Rigby was the unreasonable prick who got them into trouble.
Then Mordecai broke up with Margaret. And then fucked things up with CJ. And then with Margaret again.
Asshat was ultra-hesitant about kissing Margaret that they literally needed to make the Friendzone a threat at one point, and after getting dumped, that became the plot point of another episode.
Meanwhile, Rigby's managed to have some actually stable relationship with Eileen and manages to be a bit more reasonable.
The master becomes the student, as the student becomes the master.