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Can someone help me make the faggiest, unlikable, cringe-inducing character ever?
Mary-sue race/class (pathfinder 3rd party encouranged) Edgelord persona, everything a 12yo with a deviant art could do in mspaint etc.

Thanks /tg/
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>Can someone help me make the faggiest, unlikable, cringe-inducing character ever?
Whats the name of that blue jay from Regular Show?
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>>44667181
Is that the comic where robin checkes if she is pregnet?
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>>44667481
yep
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>>44667181
you could just port kylo ren into your campaign
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>>44667525
I fucking disliked how she just magically knew all the jedi tricks without any training or meditation
I get that there is an imbalance and she is a prodegy, that doesn't mean you know how to control the raw power with tricks learned over years in LESS THAN AN HOUR.
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>>44667725
Y-you know that kylo ren is the bad guy, not the protagonist, right anon?
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>>44667749
Fin would have been a better protag
I normally hate interracial relationships in films but I actually found my self really liking this guy and his change/redemption.

That or the syk spinner
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>>44667749
whoops misread your post, I'm a moron
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>>44667181
Mary Sues depend on how the story treats them, so it's kinda difficult to pull them of with GM and players around, but let's try anyways.

>Race: Chakat(chances are your group already shot you)
>Class: Homebrew, overpowered and gimmicky as fuck
>Xir( or whatever, as Chakats are hermaphrodites) mother was a sex slave to evuul humans. Chained to the wall and constantly and violently raped variety
>Sue also got raped while in xir mother's womb. I don't know how, we just want more suffering in there
>Mother died during childbirth and her vengeful spirit posessed the Sue
>Sue was also used as a living sex toy, but xir didn't mind. Xir thought that was how family worked, and genuienly loved everyone
>But one day, Sue's mother took control of xir, broke free and killed everyone
>Now hated and hunted, Sue fled to the next city, where xir worked with some rich dude
>making friends with the rich guy's kids, it was soon discovred how intelligent Sue is and xir was taught history, economics, etc where xir found a passion for poetry
>But barbarians raided the city and forced everyone into slavery
>Sue easily escaped, but had to return because xir friends were in danger
>Knowing of her great power, the barbarians forced xir to fight for them, or they would kill her friends
>Obviously, Sue also had to had sex with them
>But xir fell in love with the chief's son, who promised to protect xir friends
>The didn't approve of this, so he sent his son away and killed all of Sue's friends
>In blind rage, Sue killed everyone
>While searching for xir love, Sue was forced to work as a prostitute, for some fucking reason
>Together with xir uprbringing, it made xir addicted to sex. Because why the fuck not try to hump every NPC
>But it turned out the bf had died horribly, I don't want to deal with that shit anymore

There you go. Keep ranting on how bad humans are, cite bad poetry and describe in length the furry tits wiggling around or whatever.
Now I'll burn myself on the stake.
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>>44667975
You've died for OPs sins, godspeed in the eternal game of death you magnificent faggot
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>>44667525
To be fair Kylo Ren was supposed to be an unbearable cringy tryhard edgelord. That was basically his whole character; a literal angsty teenage edgelord desperately trying to be a hardcore badass Sith Lord like his grandpa. Keeping that in mind, he was actually fairly well-written.

>>44667975
Holy shit this is perfect. Do this OP. This is what you were looking for.
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>>44667975
That was truley horrendous
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>>44667509
Does anyone have the picture of Robin with gloves covered in blood saying he checked?
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>>44668582
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>>44667975
It's so awful I stopped reading at the third line, well done!
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>>44667975
I Googled Chacat and I regret every life decision I've made that has led to this point.
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>>44667234
Mordicai or however you say it. What's wrong with him though he seemed normal enough
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>>44667234
Mordecai But that's not Rigby.
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>>44668634
No matter how many times I see this picture I'll never stop laughing at it
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>>44668634
Yes, thank you anon
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>>44667725
There's a cut scene where Han's talking about how Luke used to do that trick, also she is a huge geek herself.
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>>44667975
Needs more OP equipment.
Their rich adoptive father was in posession of a cool magical crystal that shoots bolts of pure knowlege and makes people know what wrong they did.
After they killed the barbarians, they took the warchiefs axe, inserted the gem into the axe, and whenever they strike an enemy there is a chance the bad guy will see the true way.
Also: every enemy they slay feels deeply sorry for what he did afterwards, this means that she can kill anyone and never have to feel sorry for it, because in the end she granted them enlightenment, which sue already has because they were so close to the gem when they grew up.

They also stole the barbarians armor, and with the help of the magical scroll they found in the ashes of her hometown they turned these armors into skimpy full plate armor, which is protecting the wearer by binding into their soul and seeking the enlightenment in them. Only the enlightened ones can achieve all the advantages from the armor, and receive a buff to casting spells too, because fuck it.
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>>44667181
Read backstories of League of Legends characters, take notes
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>>44668634
>I chacked
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>>44673139
Yeah, you're right. Though "found an axe" is a bit too mundane. Maybe throw in the gods bestowing a great destiny upon Sue and handing out some weird weapon along with it. Something like the transforming machine gun scythe from RWBY

We also need a familiar. A dragon dragon is a good start, but not special enough.
We can cross it with something and make shit like a thunder dragon unicorn, which is also a vampire. It is sworn to Sue, because when a bunch of paladins wanted to purge this unholy abomination, Sue came to it's rescue.

The Thdrgunicvamp is able to take human form, and whenever Sue struggles with xir sex addiction, it takes the burden of fucking. Now that obviously leads to the familiar to fall in love with Sue, the sex is just that great.

This deep love enables the class feature; Sue can fuse with the familiar, achieving even greater power. In this form, Sue can spread a special form of vampirism that turns the afflicted into hermaphrodite unicorn dragon Chakat.
Granted enlightenment by this transformation, the Chakat uncontionally love their mothfatherer, and crave for xir body.

And now I'll set myself on fire again.
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>>44667975
good lord, you've stared too long into the abyss
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>>44675216
Yes, and the abyss stared back into me.

I have seen the unspeakable and I became what I saw. I am a monster, a fiend that only knows terror. Now, not even death will accept me.

Actually I'm just taking the piss out of bad writing, which is much healthier than taking that shit seriously. When you have some understanding of writing this stuff gets way more bearable because you see it for the vanity that it is and don't have this nagging "Why?" eating at your soul constantly.
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Can't forget xir's hetero chroma. One eye red and one eye rainbow shutuprainbowistotallyacolor
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>>44675959
oh, for the love of...
can't you people sue anything right?

They color change based on xir emotional state.
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>>44676197
Let's throw in a saringan while we're at it. OP is now playing in a Naruto crossover.

I guess then we need something from Sonic too, but I don't know a thing about that franchise.
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>>44676197
They only change color in the sub and super visible spectrum; one eye is permanently black and the other is permanently red in the visible spectrum.
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>>44676310
>saringan
>sonic
make it a blue saringan that makes you go fast
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>>44676773
She also needs to have six arms and be able to go into a rage mode, being the great granddaughter of Asura's and Yasha's gay love chid.
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Give her some pyscic powers too, even if they don't exist in the setting
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>>44674921
I don't believe in a god but i'm damned sure there is a devil now
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>>44676936
I think the phrasing you're looking for is *especially* if they don't exist in the setting.
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>>44674921
Anon...a-are you OK?
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Just make a character based on yourself op, since you're probably trying to shit up someone's campaign.
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>>44667181
Someone have that image of that rainbow deviant art sword the size of a pool table?
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>>44668479
>Keeping that in mind, he was actually fairly well-written.
And by OP's standards, >>44667975 is well-written.
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>>44667975
>Sue was forced to work as a prostitute, for some fucking reason
my fucking sides.
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>>44678076
... its a keyblade...
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>>44676697
i like it.
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>>44678522
where's the handle?
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>>44678742
I think it's between the bottom two triangles.
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>>44678522
Somehow, Im more bothered by the fact it's made of stainless steel, it would be a wreck after any impact, specially if it weights that much.
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>>44678522
....
I think it's really pretty.

Too pretty.
The colors are not clashing enough.
It's also too well drawn for someone who is barely literate.
Unconvincing/10
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>>44678949
The design still bothers me more than the stainless steel thing, but I can see where you're coming from, that said it bothers me even more that it's made of gold as well, seriously, that shit would probably crumple and fall apart if swung too fast hell it might just crumple under it's own weight come to think of it
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>>44678522
>it's quite heavy
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>>44678949
You mean stanless steel
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>>44679328
damn.
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>>44679328
The fuck? How the fuck are you supposed to make steel without Stan??
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>>44674921
The sue's weapon must be a sapient scythe that craves blood, only held in check by xir own willpower. If anyone else tries to use it, it will suck all the blood from their body. It's also 14 feet long, made entirely out of adamantium, and does every type of elemental damage in addition to a really high base damage.
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>>44679431
Just had a few more ideas so I'll tack them on. The scythe is inhabited by a powerful demon that the Sue imprisoned within it. She may let it of the scythe to destroy everything around her before stuffing it back in. It is named "Bloodthirsty Edge of Destruction."
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>>44679049
You
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>>44679049
Brought
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>>44679049
This
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>>44679049
Upon
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>>44679049
Yourself
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>>44667770
TR-8R should be revealed as whats-his-name's new sith apprentice in the next film, don't worry.
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>>44667181
Roll up Coldsteel the Hedgehog. +1 if you create a homebrew anthro race that gives you the ultimate advantage.
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>>44667234
I think it's "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>44668634
Is it wierd that the thing that bothers me most about this pic is the little black dots in robin's eyes? When he has his mask on he's always drawn with white circle eyes, dammit!
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>>44671224
Personally, I thought it was implied that she was figuring out how to do it by watching/feeling Ren do it to her. Like he was trying to mind control her the way he did pilot dude in the beginning, but she resisted and mimicked his technique because prodigy.

Still think she was OP. Take the pilot skills away and it would have worked better.
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>>44679616
>Likes: Jesus

I...
I......
10/10
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>>44679677
>>44679657
>>44679640
>>44679616
This is adorable.
You can feel how much fun it must've been for her to create that character.
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>>44679616
>likes: gay guys
>dislikes: lesbos

Triggered.
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>>44679971
That's fujos for ya
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>>44679616
>Likes: Gay Guys
>Hates: Lesbians
[TRIGGERED]
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>>44679971
Aw fuck you beat me to it >>44680255

Also
>Likes: Jesus
>Likes: Gay Guys
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>>44680314
>implying Jesus wasn't a black Jewish transgendered gay man
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>>44680314
>implying Jesus wasn't a black Jewish
transgendered gay man
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>>44667975
This is glorious in a "makes-me-want-to-rip-my-own-guts-out" kind of way
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>>44668634
Nice filename
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>>44679616
>>44679640
>>44679657
this character design is good in some strange way
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>>44680895
t. Dottie Hill
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>>44681180
>t.
?
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>>44679409
Sue knows the secret smith magics given to xir by the ghosts of the magical gnome whaleunicornwolves while she traveled into the future to stop her own death.
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>>44667181
Had a guy once who topped it for me. "Badass" spellsword who tried his hardest to shoehorn the fact that the fantasy world was just part of his mind cause he was so churazee.

Went out pretty fast.
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>>44667509
>manga
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A good idea is to make your character not fit the setting at all, like a bubbly rainbow-colored magic user in a dark gritty world.
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>>44667525
Despite his emotional imbalance, Kylo Ren was extremely well-written. He was hurt at some point and sought power to overcome pain. He hates being evil and tries everything not to torture or kill people if possible but also pushes himself to inflict and take pain more just to gain more power. He loses his patience with himself and therefore everyone around him. After taking a FUCKYOU bolt to the arm with a bowcaster (which might as well have been a Death Star laser holy fuck), he just takes a knee, pounds out the pain and walks it off.

Probably the most defining moment of Kylo was when he saw exactly what Fin was doing as a Stormtrooper of Jakku but chose not to do anything about it.
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>>44682341

I don't know, I'd say it'd be when he says "thank you" to Han after killing him.

It's like (in his head at least) he's finally cut all possibilities of him being redeemed. I mean, he's probably gonna flounder later, but to him he's fully committed to the dark side.
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>>44679971
>>44680255
i find it funny that it says (except buddys)
thats just so retarded that it wraps back around to being funny
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All right faggots. Every sue needs some friend outside of the universe that is helping them out.
Since this is supposed to be Pathfinder, I would suggest a god, or rather the godess of sex for extra cringe.
The godess is very loyal to Sue, mainly because their mother made a blood pact and asked for protection during her rape. However, she was raped so hard/often that even the powers of the godess weren't enough. Now, the godess is terribly sorry for what happened, and she would like to makr up for it by granting one wish to Sue for every day that they slay some enemy.
Also: what is a xir? English is not my mother tongue, but isn't them the sex neutral 3rd person pronoun?
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>>44679805
I kind of assumed that it's just a risk when you connect your brain to another brain, if they kick your ass instead of you reading their mind you read yours
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>>44684362
Some people don't like them because it's plural even though its been used in the singular for longer than anyone's been alive.
Also, some people like to be special snowflakes. The first group is still wrong and dumb, but less wrong and dumb than the second group.
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>>44684428
Ah, cool. So we are dealing with just another load of retards on /tg/. Got ya.
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>>44684362
>what is a xir?
It's some sort of constructed pronoun some people use for people with non-binary gender identities.
I just included it to make the character more obnoxious.
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>>44669279
he's so beta shinji would tell him to man up

also he is the creator's insert
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>>44685004
>he's so beta shinji would tell him to man up
Damn.
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>>44681313

https://translate.google.com/#en/fi/regards
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>>44687760
It's a strange dynamic, really.
Early seasons had Mordecai being reasonable while Rigby was the unreasonable prick who got them into trouble.

Then Mordecai broke up with Margaret. And then fucked things up with CJ. And then with Margaret again.
Asshat was ultra-hesitant about kissing Margaret that they literally needed to make the Friendzone a threat at one point, and after getting dumped, that became the plot point of another episode.
Meanwhile, Rigby's managed to have some actually stable relationship with Eileen and manages to be a bit more reasonable.

The master becomes the student, as the student becomes the master.
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>>44679616
>>44679640
>>44679657
>>44679677

Oh look, you can commission her!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16298864/
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