Shit thread, go back to whatever board you came from.
>talking shit about Marsille
This is not the right board for you.
>no picture of her headspin
>here is no baby blending and masturbating Community hailing you.
I never said it didn't. Being fat does not mean you have a lot of meat on you; which is muscle. Said anon's post was an over-weight elf, which he implied was covered in meat. It isn't; it's covered in fat.
Nope, you have to either kill them and devour the corpse, or kill them, tin the corpse with a tinning kit to eat the meat later. That's roguelikes for you.
NetHack > LDC > ELoNa+ > Angband > ADoM >> modern DCSS
NetHack 3.6.0 seems alright so far, though I have heard that the
Elbereth nerfscan cause some problems in Sokoban. darkroom option is really great.
/tg/ I was wondering. Could I make a living off pimping Elves?
I mean, for real.
I think you're misunderstanding how you're supposed to eat an elf.
Now for an honest question on another elfpost thread.
Would elves be more delicious than humans? You know being immortal, always young, mostly building athletic muscles instead of pure strenght.
On the contrary who would be the most disgusting? Orcs? Goblins maybe Kobolds or dwarves?
I think OP made a mistake and missed a "with" at the end of the greentext.
So, what would you serve if you would dine with an elf?
The best you get out of that manga is this.
Why would that happen?
Better unzip that penis for me.
Nah, in NetHack
you're the Horseman of War. You have no regrets about such conduct, even if you're lawfully aligned.
No, orcs taste the best.
I can't imagine them tasting anything but gamy. It would be funny if they tasted like the finest grade A prize winning pork though.
I mean, if being kind of filthy and having a lot of parasites and also having a tendency towards crippling alcoholism can ruin the way something tastes, most Orcs probably taste awful.
Unless alcohol would only make their liver/internal organs weird?
I know plenty of cultures enjoy animal organs, and many, brains and stuff.
They are also presumably cannibals and eaters of well... Anything they can fit in their fat mouths so they again, are pretty parasite ridden and would be chronic sufferers of Kuru or fantasy equivalents. Which might range from "basically like Kuru" on up to "this is literally the vector for Zombie Disease". Maybe the reason a lot of Orcs and Goblinoids are so erratic and violent is having horrid brain diseases and lesions from cannibalism and eating all kinds of unwholesome stuff like big idiots. I mean, having a spongy brain, fantastic rabies, or just really nasty parasites can't make you real sane.
The efforts of relatively more civilized tribes and "monstrous humanoid" species to fight off and "purify" such would be indistinguishable from normal warfare to many outsiders, and other traditionally civilized races might not fully understand the process, and if they did, only to the broad understanding "purge the Orc", especially when the Orc is a slavering brute that somehow "spreads" his corruption or evil in general. (Evil being more or less fantastic and/or infectious brain disease or the like.)
Deities of fire, solar aspects, and healing or cleansing and their priesthoods would thus be hell bent on containing if not destroying Orcs and the like. Some might even know they aren't all bad, but consider infection inevitable given the dietary habits of many, and consider "culling" them to be the best course.
>i don't have a frankenstein dick. My pants have a zipper...
That's the joke. "*unzips dick*" is memeslang, and it means "unzips pants to reveal dick".
Elves can live off and solely sustained by "dairy" products. Yeah, lets call them that. But, they have to be taken straight from the source. It's best to herd big cattle, very big indeed, to fully nourish an Elf. Excessive feeding will cause her to turn darker and gain weight in certain areas so, don't over feed your elf.
>tfw no elf
to be eaten by
>not pretending to start a Fairy Meat thread to fake relevance
It's like you don't even 4chan, OP.
>tfw no elf to eat
Fuck you and fuck that doujin I hate you
it was a nightmare, that makes it okay
You'll be better not knowing
No, it doesn't make it better, just less terrible.
oh jolly i always love me some comics!
>mfw shitty stale elf memes that were never funny in the first place
elf meme threads will never end you might as well accept it
Do not eat P'orcs, they are a CUTE!!!>>44666510
>Excessive feeding will cause her to turn darker and gain weight in certain areas so, don't over feed your elf.
But that is my fetish!
YURI FOR THE YURI GOD!!!
All the subhuman races need to be cleansed with fire. Orcs, goblins, giants, ogres are all just an insult to all other forms of life.
Don't worry, my totally not useless WE ranger-hero with 50 skills in Orcslayer will protect us from him
Gah, not enough meat on elf. Like gnome, to small. Dwarf not good either, to much muscle, not enough fat. Human good, but very basic. Best meats is ogres and halflings, very good. Very fat.
>you could live to be an immortal god of countless virtual worlds
I better not fucking die before this becomes a reality.