>tfw no elf to eat

I can't imagine Elf meat tastes very nice...
In any sense of the word.

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>>44665021
Shit thread, go back to whatever board you came from.

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>>44665070
elves have the best meat

One line greentext bannable offence when

What would an elf taste like?

>>44665107
> fat = meat
You're as bad as Marsilla.

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>>44665153
high quality meat has a lot of fat

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>>44665153
>talking shit about Marsille
This is not the right board for you.

>>44665191
What is she from originally? I read a naughty comic of her.

>>44665208
Dungeon meshi

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>>44665191
>no picture of her headspin
I'm disappointed

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>>44665191
she a'ight

>eating humanoids or anything that talks
I dare NOT enter your magical realm.

>>44665224
It was a hard choice. But I think there was a reason: it never did fit anywhere well.

>>44665021
ShindoL, pls, leave the elf alone and get back to drawing cute cripples.

>>44665021
FUCK OFF!
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In NetHack, eating elf meat grants sleep resistance. Very useful if you're a wizard who relies on the Sleep spell and don't want to worry about your sleep rays bouncing back at you.

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>>44665321
>here is no baby blending and masturbating Community hailing you.

>>44665182
I never said it didn't. Being fat does not mean you have a lot of meat on you; which is muscle. Said anon's post was an over-weight elf, which he implied was covered in meat. It isn't; it's covered in fat.

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>>44665490
>eating elf
Does Cunnilingus count?

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>>44665490
>hack and hack derivatives

Wendigo?

>>44665021
> badly disguised fetish thread
Fuck off.

>>44665321
Baby blending is not ShindoL, that's from Mai-chan's Daily Life which was made by somebody else.

>>44665570
Nope, you have to either kill them and devour the corpse, or kill them, tin the corpse with a tinning kit to eat the meat later. That's roguelikes for you.

>>44665577
NetHack > LDC > ELoNa+ > Angband > ADoM >> modern DCSS
NetHack 3.6.0 seems alright so far, though I have heard that the Elbereth nerfs can cause some problems in Sokoban. darkroom option is really great.

>>44665570
Please tell me that contains bit with detailed descriptions of the female anatomy and a guide on how to eat pussy.

Back in my Dungeon Master days I would eat elf meat if they existed, it's sure to be better than worm meat (though I would prefer Screamers for human reasons).

>>44665490
It's confirmed, eating an elf is such an abhorrent practice that it makes you unable to sleep knowing what you've done.

>>44665651
nope, but /d/ got pretty detailed infographics on that if that's what you're after

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/tg/ I was wondering. Could I make a living off pimping Elves?
I mean, for real.

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I think you're misunderstanding how you're supposed to eat an elf.

Now for an honest question on another elfpost thread.
Would elves be more delicious than humans? You know being immortal, always young, mostly building athletic muscles instead of pure strenght.
On the contrary who would be the most disgusting? Orcs? Goblins maybe Kobolds or dwarves?

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>>44665737

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I think OP made a mistake and missed a "with" at the end of the greentext.

So, what would you serve if you would dine with an elf?

if you feed an elf elf meat it turns into a troll.

>>44665763
>Would elves be more delicious than humans?
why do you think all those ogres want to eat elves

>>44665714
Probably. But, to quote the immortal wisdom of Big Daddy Kane, "Pimpin' ain't easy."

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>>44665651
The best you get out of that manga is this.

>>44665686
>nope

Then what good is it?

>>44665766
Drink the sweet nectar of an elf, and gain their longevity.

Elf pussy is the fountain of youth all along.

>>44665770
Another elf from a different tribe.

>>44665107
>>44665570
>>44665737
>>44665812

Stop trying to make my pants tight

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>>44665838
Why would that happen?

>>44665851
it wont. but you're trying anyway.

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>>44665868
Just trying to post elves.

>>44665881
>Just trying to post elves.
You are pretty bad at it. Those are just big titted animu girls that happen to have some pointy ears.

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>>44665838
Better unzip that penis for me.

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>>44665908

>>44665881
wrong

>>44665918
>unzip that penis
>unzip penis

>>44665940
this is elf

>>44665950
>>unzip penis
well, yeah, are you new here or what?

>>44665832
Twist: they're balkanised slavic elves killing each other in the mountains and the forests, she's delighted.

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>>44665950
Oh I see what you're getting at now

>>44665963
i don't have a frankenstein dick. My pants have a zipper...

>>44665994
getting colder.

>>44665986
That was my assumption and intent. The real only questions are how to prepare it and what sides to serve.

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>>44666020
Don't worry I got ya

>>44665940
Is this a boy or a girl?

>>44666020
>i don't have a frankenstein dick. My pants have a zipper...
Just roll in from Reddit or something?

>>44666056
I hope its a futa

>>44666056
Yes

>>44666045
dammit, I want to pat her head and feed her pancakes

>>44665021
I'm sure chicken will do just as well

>>44666088
Fuck off meme master

>>44666045
you're on fire. Right in the feels.

>>44666063
i've never been to reddit

>>44666088
>pancakes
you mean waffles

>>44666088
Mumi pls go

>>44665714
I don't get it. Why would you think you couldn't?

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>>44665681
Nah, in NetHack you're the Horseman of War. You have no regrets about such conduct, even if you're lawfully aligned.

>>44665763
No, orcs taste the best.

reminds me of a thread a few months back about how the different races had different culinary traditions due to their beliefs and locations. That whole thread was tasty as fuck.

>>44665021
How the fuck does this thread survive while my meta / character art thread gets pruned in 5 minutes?

Mods, you are the cancer.

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>>44666272
Because tits

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>>44666197

heh

>>44666173
I think...

I can't imagine them tasting anything but gamy. It would be funny if they tasted like the finest grade A prize winning pork though.

I mean, if being kind of filthy and having a lot of parasites and also having a tendency towards crippling alcoholism can ruin the way something tastes, most Orcs probably taste awful.

Unless alcohol would only make their liver/internal organs weird?

I know plenty of cultures enjoy animal organs, and many, brains and stuff.

They are also presumably cannibals and eaters of well... Anything they can fit in their fat mouths so they again, are pretty parasite ridden and would be chronic sufferers of Kuru or fantasy equivalents. Which might range from "basically like Kuru" on up to "this is literally the vector for Zombie Disease". Maybe the reason a lot of Orcs and Goblinoids are so erratic and violent is having horrid brain diseases and lesions from cannibalism and eating all kinds of unwholesome stuff like big idiots. I mean, having a spongy brain, fantastic rabies, or just really nasty parasites can't make you real sane.

The efforts of relatively more civilized tribes and "monstrous humanoid" species to fight off and "purify" such would be indistinguishable from normal warfare to many outsiders, and other traditionally civilized races might not fully understand the process, and if they did, only to the broad understanding "purge the Orc", especially when the Orc is a slavering brute that somehow "spreads" his corruption or evil in general. (Evil being more or less fantastic and/or infectious brain disease or the like.)

Deities of fire, solar aspects, and healing or cleansing and their priesthoods would thus be hell bent on containing if not destroying Orcs and the like. Some might even know they aren't all bad, but consider infection inevitable given the dietary habits of many, and consider "culling" them to be the best course.

>>44666272
In general, metathread = instaprune. As it should be.

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>>44666336

>>44666343
So greenskin genocide is a viable course of action after all?

>>44665021

When will the elf kiss the soft-witted but food smart warrior. When.

>>44666437
See
>>44665812
>>44665570

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>>44666020
>i don't have a frankenstein dick. My pants have a zipper...
That's the joke. "*unzips dick*" is memeslang, and it means "unzips pants to reveal dick".

>>44666474
my brain is fuck

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Elves can live off and solely sustained by "dairy" products. Yeah, lets call them that. But, they have to be taken straight from the source. It's best to herd big cattle, very big indeed, to fully nourish an Elf. Excessive feeding will cause her to turn darker and gain weight in certain areas so, don't over feed your elf.

>>44666420
reverse image search is bad with crops, but you can probably track it down with tags on some booru

>>44666526
If only tineye had a database as good as its algorithms...

>>44666526
Found it
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4955614

>>44666420
I got you senpai.

http://i.imgur.com/lqIC6OT.jpg

>>44665021
>dat fukken dorf
He just doesn't give a shit in most situations.

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>>44665021
>tfw no elf to be eaten by

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>>44665021
>not pretending to start a Fairy Meat thread to fake relevance

It's like you don't even 4chan, OP.

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>>44665021
>tfw no elf to eat
Fuck you and fuck that doujin I hate you

>>44667714
What doujin? There's another one except for the cute one referenced here:
>>>/h/4133969

?

Actually nevermind, I don't want to hear about any other.

>>44666592
Thank you my coloured sir!

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>>44667714
it was a nightmare, that makes it okay

>>44665182
It has marbling, meaning fat in the meat. Just having a lot of fat is Walmart bargain bin tier poor quality.

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>>44667772
You'll be better not knowing
>>44667901
No, it doesn't make it better, just less terrible.

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>>44666173
oh jolly i always love me some comics!

>>44666866
>TFW you will never fill the belly of an elegant and beautiful high elf, or a muscular brown wood elf, or a cruel and domineering drow

>>44666272
>Mods, you are the cancer.
Anon, did you know the Easter Bunny isn't real?

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>tfw yet another shitty elf greentext thread

>>44670264
But it's certainly not rape if it's an elf.

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>>44670356
>mfw shitty stale elf memes that were never funny in the first place

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>>44670452
elf meme threads will never end you might as well accept it

>>44670452
But I can prove you with my extensive knowledge that I gathered from japanese porno... I mean literature, that elves are indeed all sluts!

>>44670452
Elf detected

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>>44666173
Do not eat P'orcs, they are a CUTE!!!>>44666510
>Excessive feeding will cause her to turn darker and gain weight in certain areas so, don't over feed your elf.
But that is my fetish!

>>44666592
YURI FOR THE YURI GOD!!!

>>44665021
Go back to Warlords: Battlecry, Gornak Elf-eater.

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Remove porc.

All the subhuman races need to be cleansed with fire. Orcs, goblins, giants, ogres are all just an insult to all other forms of life.

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>>44670784
Don't worry, my totally not useless WE ranger-hero with 50 skills in Orcslayer will protect us from him

>>44670933
That's sweet.

Reinstalling the games ASAP.

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Gah, not enough meat on elf. Like gnome, to small. Dwarf not good either, to much muscle, not enough fat. Human good, but very basic. Best meats is ogres and halflings, very good. Very fat.

>>44671551
Orcs sure do know how to make a mean feast.

>>44669391
Just gotta stay alive until they perfect VR. Then I can live out all my /tg/ fantasies, perverted or otherwise.

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>>44675890
>you could live to be an immortal god of countless virtual worlds

I better not fucking die before this becomes a reality.