What sort of foul creatures would you have in your darkest

Women. And men.

Five fa/tg/uys sitting around a table, eating snacks and arguing about speculative fiction.

A Washing Machine Mimic.

nothing

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>>44662049

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I think it is obvious.

>>44662028
Your mom.

Black Gelatinous Cube, in a dark room you don't see it. Just walk into it and die.

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>>44662028

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Some sort of horrible Cyborg monster.

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niggers

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Siege Owlbears with levels in Ninja.

>>44662028
Succubi and sexy fishwomen. No seriously, DD could use mechanic for betrayal.

>>44662247
>DonaldTrumpReadsHPL.jpg

>>44662028
>tfw i just started a darkest dungeon campaign
>tfw im totally out of ideas past the first and last dungeon

>>44662358
Have you used Darker Dungeon yet?

Literally nothing but Beholders.

>>44662333

>What is the Siren

>>44662396
Ugly sea hag

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>>44662548

Ok.

>>44662558
That's an illusion

>>44662561

And?

>Implying sexy succubi and stuff aren't also illusions and they aren't actually horrific tentacle spawn

>>44662028

Man is the true beast.

>>44662558

When was this added to the game? Haven't played in a year.

>>44662597

During the summer, I think

>>44662028
Nothing but Skeletons.
Very easy maintenance.
Plus, spooky.

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>>44662028
Maurice White

>>44662028
beholders

>>44662597
No need to come back just yet, actual release in 10 days

be warned though theres going to be new mechanics to play around and dots are important now because enemies have high prot. You cant just ram things to death with crusaders and bounty hunters anymore

>>44662028
Bloodborne. Not any of the creatures, just the game.

In the first room there is a simple gaming setup. To unlock the deeper floors, you need to obtain a platinum trophy. No internet whatsoever, a bunch of guys that probably never have seen a videogame before need to figure it out on their own.

Then on the next floor you've got all the critters from the game.

>>44662794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>44663294
That actually sounds like a fucking hilarious way to start a campaign.

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>>44662971
>You cant just ram things to death with crusaders and bounty hunters anymore
But... but...!

I always thought it'd be a cool idea to have a section of a dungeon filled with peaceful village people who are living there, and the only way to progress would be to kill them all.

Would really fuck those lawful good bitches up.

>>44663495
Just roll with an Abomination, instead.

I think the sick tech is Occultist, Jester, Bounty Hunter, Abomination.

>>44663513
the fuck kinda scrub team is this?

Arbalest, Plague Doctor, Crusader, Crusader.

>>44662931

The first time I saw that thing, I noped the fuck out of it. I open up dead fish stomachs for undigested food, but refused to use that thing.

Also havn't looked up shit for the game, no guides or anything. A TPK for nearly every new boss is actually refreshing, it gives me time to weed out the weak ones.

>>44663546
Occultist can mark and has his meme heal, Jester can heal the stress of having an Abom, Bounty Hunter can delete enemies that the Occultist marked, and the Abomination is fucking overpowered.

>>44662678
Bad choice, skeletons are very brittle and it's not like you just slap another bone on it and call it a day like the necromancer phamplets say.

Ghost on the other hand.

I'd fill my dungeon with anyone who's posted on /tg/, because I cannot imagine a worse bastion of scum and villainy.

>>44662028
My answer is, as always, Gelatinous Cubes

>>44662028
A syrian rapefugee

>>44663786
You have never been to /b, /lgbt, or /po

>>44663786
>>44663838
Try /a/nons, they can berate the heroes about their shit taste and spout dank memes

>>44663513
Jester, for real?

They're the worst class in the game.

>>44663647
I've tried that and just about every other comp in the game. Arbalest, PD, Crusader Crusader is the best I've found for general purpose dungeon crawling.

>>44662347
Somebody's doing the raping.

If you could add one new class to the game, what would it be? What gameplay role would it fill?

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I have hard time choosing.

>>44664235
Merchant. Mass debuffs to humanoids for gold, buffs to companions for gold, increases loot drops. Camping skills have chance to convert loot into higher category and reduce stress.

>>44662049
You're not even supposed to be in this part of the map. I had an entire story written and all you had to do was open that door like a normal person.

>>44664478
They're already making a merchant of some kind

>>44664235

Shield bearer. PROT. Buff and debuff

>>44662558
He has enough fucking food anyway.

>>44664923
What's the Man at Arms, chopped liver?

>>44664975
I swear they're the rarest thing in the game. I'll get 3 fucking jesters in a row, but not a single Man-at-Arms or Houndmaster.

>>44664989
I have 6 MaA and 3 Houndmasters. Trying to fi a Leper, however...

>>44664235
Something that has bleed skills, and plague skills.

Not too squishy either.

Maybe make it have no direct-damage abilities too keep it from being OP.

I have to say, nothing improves my mood like seeing a vestal with a sacred scroll heal the whole party.

An actually good game.

>>44665061
but there are already classes with bleed and blight and little direct damage

Also does anyone else think the Hound Master's Hound's Harry is far too weak?

>>44665103
Four hound masters can apparently shit stomp anything in the game so they probably get a pass.

>>44662028
ur mum m8

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>>44663730
> it's not like you just slap another bone on it and call it a day

The fuck yes you can, spook screwer!

>>44665120
except undead stuff (bleed protection).

Against any of the swine levels its great. I run 1 healer, 2 houndmasters, and a expendable front-ranker, against the swineking every time.

>>44665253
I dont know man, I watched a video of them taking every boss in the game at the time and they did pretty well.

>>44665266
Doubt they can beat the prophet like that

That fucker is unbeatable except by critfishing

>>44662028
Horrifying machines of various kinds and aesthetics.

>>44662028
NEET offspring.

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>>44662028
elves

>>44662028
Terribly specialized and outdated monsters which I may have use of one day.

>>44663508
paladin: the line

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>>44663508
Fuck you edgelord, I would return to the hamlet

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>>44662028
I'd cram as many of these little fuckers as I could into every conceivable hiding place possible.

>>44665315
No they beat him like a red headed step child.

>>44662028
your mom

>>44662225
>>44665155
>>44668530
But op's mom can not fit in there.