I don't have anybody in my real life to discuss wh40k with.

>>44660856
>make friends
>get friends interested in hobbies
>fuck friend's mother
>repeat

or

>find hobby people
>become friends with hobby people
>fuck their mother's
>repeat

/tg/.

>>44660876
I don't want to fuck my friend's mother

>>44660856
Move to the promised land and join us in Sacramento California

>>44660895
Then send her my way.

>>44661000
Come on, you don't know who you could be inviting over.

>new guy swaggers into the store with a bowlegged gate
>has a cowboy hat, a bandoleer with miniatures instead of bullets, and two oversized holsters with one drop pod each
>"Who-eee dawg! Fan'ly in the prawmised land a' Sackreementoe!"
>takes the army out of his bandoleer (with a chapter banner hidden in the band of his stetson) and settles down to play
>proudly goes on about his Space Marine chapter, the Lone Stars. DA successors.
>"Well par'ner, yer little green boys er chasin' after me like a hownd dawg on a pork chop. Guess we gonna have ta drive the herd back the hard way! Hawt dog!"
>exaggerately waggling his fingers, he brings them to the holsters at his hips and pulls out both drop pods, placing them securely on the table before flipping open the doors and revealing two squads of Deathwing Terminators
>"Yee-haw! That's how ye wrangle yerself some greenskins! Giddy up!"
>he's from Maine

>>44661172
10/10

>>44661000
Same man, just got home from Great Escape. Had a good time playing X-Wing, though there were only like four people playing tonight.

>>44660856
Have you considered playing something which you can find other players for? 40K isn't the only thing out there.

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>>44661030

I got my friends into 40k (and TTRPGs in general) through Dark Heresy. The first campaign I ran is still an experience they talk about sometimes, even if it was kind of mediocre.

>>44660856
I don't have any friends or flgs. I just buy and paint the models, and then I will someday die.

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>>44660856
All people who like 40k are shit though anon. Why would you want to be friends with that crap?

>>44668371
Was it really necessary to bump this thread just for some weak bait?

>>44668408
>>44668408
I'm bored. Sorry for contributing to the decline of /tg/. There you happy now?